- 6 weeks ago
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00:00:01Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:08Oh, there's Tristan.
00:00:11I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her.
00:00:16It's also killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:00:20She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:24Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:00:27Okay.
00:00:30Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:36All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:48I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:00:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:04Oh my god, wait!
00:01:06Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:08No.
00:01:09I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay? I love you! Bye!
00:01:13No, no, no, no, no, Ren!
00:01:16You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid...
00:01:19Giant!
00:01:20Nevermind, Ren. She's up now.
00:01:32She's up now.
00:01:38Tristan, long time no see.
00:01:40Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:42I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:46So, is this your outfit or...?
00:01:50Just... hold on.
00:01:58I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:02:02I took a red-eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:08I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:11I, uh...
00:02:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:02:17Steven.
00:02:18Boyfriend.
00:02:21Is that all your luggage?
00:02:23Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:25So...
00:02:28Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:32I got it.
00:02:49We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:51That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:53Wow, Tristan.
00:02:54You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:02:58Tell me, Smiles.
00:02:59What exactly do you remember?
00:03:06Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:07What exactly do you remember?
00:03:20Not much.
00:03:21Perfect.
00:03:22Makes two of us.
00:03:24You're saying you don't remember me?
00:03:26Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:28Yeah.
00:03:29Totally.
00:03:30But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:35We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:38Agreed?
00:03:39Suit yourself.
00:03:40I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:03:41Steven.
00:03:42Would appreciate that.
00:03:44Would appreciate that.
00:04:15Everything alright?
00:04:16Yeah.
00:04:17Uh...
00:04:18I'm just...
00:04:19I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:22Tell me about it.
00:04:23She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:26Does she even know the guy?
00:04:28Uh...
00:04:29He and Ren seem happy.
00:04:30I guess they're in love.
00:04:32What about you?
00:04:35Me?
00:04:36Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:38Yeah, yeah.
00:04:39Actually, I am.
00:04:41Yeah.
00:04:42Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:45I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor
00:04:49is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:51Yeah, he has work.
00:04:52It's very important.
00:04:53Yeah, more important than you.
00:04:57Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes
00:05:00because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:05You look like, uh...
00:05:07Nothing.
00:05:08Forget it.
00:05:09No, you can't do that.
00:05:10Come on, finish your sentence, Tristian.
00:05:12I'm a big girl.
00:05:14I was gonna say...
00:05:18You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:23Uh...
00:05:24My sex life is none of your business.
00:05:27You're right.
00:05:28Absolutely.
00:05:29I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:30Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:36Please?
00:05:37Alright, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:39You got ten minutes max.
00:05:41No last minute quickies, got it?
00:05:43Oh my...
00:05:45Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:05:47Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:05:49What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:05:59Hey, after the wedding, kitten. Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:05What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:12Hey, after the wedding, kitten. Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:22Tristan! What are you doing here?
00:06:25I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:27What happened?
00:06:29Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:30You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:33No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:36Sammy?
00:06:37She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:39Is it weird?
00:06:40Thought I heard her.
00:06:43Can I help you?
00:06:45You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:50You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:52Do I know you?
00:06:53Nah, but I know you.
00:06:55You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:00Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:04And how do you even know Sam?
00:07:06Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:08Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:10Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:14Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:19And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:22You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:25All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:28And you're here talking shit.
00:07:29When you should be thankful, she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:33Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:37I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:39I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my...
00:07:45Oh my god, Steven!
00:07:47The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:49Security!
00:07:50You're lucky that's all I need.
00:07:52Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha's mouth again, if you so much as look at her wrong, you won't just be losing a client or two. You'll be losing teeth.
00:07:56Got it.
00:07:58What the hell was that all about?
00:08:00You won't just be losing teeth.
00:08:02You won't just be losing teeth.
00:08:05Got it.
00:08:07I don't do. You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:10Got it.
00:08:18What the hell was that all about?
00:08:20Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:08:22Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:24God, are you insane? This has nothing to do with you.
00:08:27Why would you just...
00:08:28Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:08:31and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:33Why does it piss you off? Why do you even care?
00:08:36Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:39He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:08:41and I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just...
00:08:45Because you what?
00:08:51Sorry, I...
00:08:53Just forget it.
00:08:59Because you what?
00:09:02Forget it.
00:09:02What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:06I can't.
00:09:07Okay?
00:09:08You can't?
00:09:08So you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:10Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:11No, it's not okay.
00:09:12He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:14Look, I'll deal with Steven later.
00:09:15All right?
00:09:17I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day,
00:09:19so I'll just wait after the wedding.
00:09:20Okay?
00:09:23Smiles.
00:09:23You know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:27I just want to get out of here.
00:09:28Okay?
00:09:30Please?
00:09:38Fine.
00:09:39Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:41Or I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:45See?
00:09:46Better.
00:10:07Hey, Sammy.
00:10:08Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:10Today was crazy.
00:10:12No, it's okay.
00:10:13I know you're busy.
00:10:14That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:19Oh, no.
00:10:19Are you all right?
00:10:20Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:23It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:24Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:26No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:29Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.
00:10:31I gotta go.
00:10:32Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:33Love you.
00:10:34Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:35See you soon.
00:10:37Don't look at me like that.
00:10:38Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:40This isn't forever.
00:10:41Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:44Good night, Tristan.
00:11:06Boo!
00:11:13Is this the book about the sexy elves?
00:11:36You know what you need, a nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:42I can't even swim.
00:11:43Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:11:49I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:52To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:57Earth to Samantha.
00:12:06Miles, uh, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:15Yes?
00:12:18Hey!
00:12:23You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:27Uh, sure.
00:12:36Hey, Savannah.
00:12:46It's Samantha.
00:12:47Oh, right.
00:12:49For sure.
00:12:51Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:55You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:01I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:03Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:04You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:07Girl.
00:13:08I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:12You don't need me to get him.
00:13:14I'm nobody.
00:13:17What's your problem, huh?
00:13:18What?
00:13:19What's your problem?
00:13:20Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:22That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:26What?
00:13:27Hey!
00:13:28Hey!
00:13:29You want to be different so bad.
00:13:31You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:35What?
00:13:36Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:38She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:41Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:45I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:47Just leave me alone.
00:13:48Oh yeah?
00:13:58Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:14:00So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:14:03Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:06You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:08Well then let us help you.
00:14:09Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:26She's not coming back up.
00:14:28Oh my god.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:15:05Oh my god, wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:15:09Don't fucking touch me, alright?
00:15:11Just get out of here.
00:15:12Babe, come on.
00:15:13It was an accident.
00:15:14We were just messing around.
00:15:16I said get out before you get thrown in the water next.
00:15:22Go!
00:15:27Are you hurt?
00:15:29Well, they must have nicked me with their nails.
00:15:31Thank you for saving me.
00:15:50Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:16:00It isn't your fault.
00:16:02Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:16:03God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:16:05You're not a piece of shit.
00:16:07You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:16:09And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:16:10Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:16:16I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:16:18I don't know why I just did that.
00:16:20Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:16:23That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:16:27Oh, really?
00:16:30Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:16:32We shouldn't.
00:16:46Oh, no, no, no.
00:16:47Ren is my best friend.
00:16:48You kissed me first.
00:16:50Remember?
00:16:50I, I know, but you're her older brother.
00:16:54And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:16:56I...
00:16:57But, but, you're not just any girl.
00:17:02And...
00:17:09Forget everyone else.
00:17:11It's just you and me.
00:17:17Do you want me, Sam?
00:17:20I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:17:23Was that a yes right now?
00:17:30I want you.
00:17:33Tristan.
00:17:41But we could go all in.
00:17:45We could be in love by the end of the night.
00:17:48Sitting here, darling.
00:17:50I don't want to stop.
00:18:00Don't.
00:18:02Have you ever done this before?
00:18:12I think I'm very much my first everything.
00:18:16I think I'm very much my first everything.
00:18:16Sam, where were you?
00:18:46I went to the bathroom I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:18:57I lost track of time at the lake and you were asleep when I got back.
00:19:07The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone, you brought me this.
00:19:13So like in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:19:16And do they think I'm stupid?
00:19:18Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan, it's all anyone does.
00:19:22It's always about Tristan.
00:19:23Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:19:32You would never do that to me, right Sam?
00:19:35You're my friend because you love me.
00:19:38Of course.
00:19:39You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:19:44Come on.
00:19:45You know I hate him.
00:19:46We both hate him.
00:19:47He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow
00:19:52little head.
00:19:54Tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will.
00:20:00I know I can trust you.
00:20:01Always, Ren.
00:20:02Come on.
00:20:03It's me and you.
00:20:05There they go.
00:20:06Showing all the golden boy.
00:20:07Again.
00:20:08Attention everyone, we are both so proud of Tristan.
00:20:26You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:20:30My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:20:32He had the summer off but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:20:39Isn't that right son?
00:20:40Yes sir.
00:20:43Justin just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:20:51Oh great.
00:20:55The airheads from across the lake are here too.
00:20:58Hey?
00:20:59Whoa are you okay?
00:21:02You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:21:04You want his attention sweetie?
00:21:06Well then let us help you.
00:21:08Hm?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:10Oh yeah.
00:21:11Fine.
00:21:12God all this noise is hurting my head.
00:21:14I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:21:15You want me to pick out a little bit?
00:21:16Yeah.
00:21:17Oh yeah.
00:21:18Fine.
00:21:19I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:21:20You want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23Uh.
00:21:24I'll be up in a sec.
00:21:25Okay.
00:21:26Hey Tristan can I talk to you?
00:21:31I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:21:34All day.
00:21:36Oh hey Smiles.
00:21:37Need something?
00:21:38No.
00:21:39Never mind.
00:21:40No, never mind. Just forget it.
00:21:47Forget it.
00:22:10I knew you'd come around. Want to take this to your room?
00:22:18Nah, not in the mood.
00:22:32I'm never gonna be that stupid again.
00:22:40Tristan! Come on! Open up, it's already 10. We gotta get on the road!
00:22:46If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with my fist!
00:22:53Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:22:56Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:23:00Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:23:02Put some clothes on. The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:23:05Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:23:11If you wanted to get me in bed, you could've just said so.
00:23:14Shut up! There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:23:17Put that on.
00:23:19God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:23:21Gee, thanks.
00:23:23Just pay him back the favor. Consider us even now.
00:23:31Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:23:34Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:23:37No.
00:23:38Why would I be?
00:23:39Grew up Ren, you and Ren. It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:23:43It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:23:47We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:23:49You can't tease me like this.
00:23:52What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:23:54What if I'm serious?
00:23:55Tristan Montgomery. Being serious?
00:23:58I'll believe it when I see it.
00:23:59Do I look serious enough now?
00:24:05It's in a scar.
00:24:10We should, uh, get going.
00:24:15Meet you outside.
00:24:16We're out of gas.
00:24:17No, we're not.
00:24:18Filled up yesterday.
00:24:20Hey!
00:24:21Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:24:22Got gas last night.
00:24:23We were taking your depression now.
00:24:24We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:24:25Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:24:26Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:24:28So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:30Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:32Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:24:34No harm or self-conc
00:24:51What have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:24:53I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:24:55Come on, lighten up smiles. No harm in some conversation, right?
00:24:59It's basically just school and work.
00:25:01And I graduated last year, and now I'm a bartender.
00:25:04You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:25:06As much as I'd like to.
00:25:07I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:25:11What about you?
00:25:12I own my own business.
00:25:14Clean in pools.
00:25:16How did that happen?
00:25:16A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:25:24Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:25:28That's where I came in.
00:25:30Sounds like a bad porno.
00:25:31A bad porno? Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:25:46Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:25:52Hey.
00:25:58Hey.
00:25:59Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:26:02Do you have any aspirin?
00:26:03Yeah, come in.
00:26:25You gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it?
00:26:29I'm sorry.
00:26:29I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:26:36How did you get it?
00:26:38Playing football?
00:26:39I remember it was raining.
00:26:43I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:26:48I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:26:54That was the last time I played college ball.
00:26:57I lost my scholarship.
00:26:59I'm so sorry.
00:27:04Well,
00:27:05you still got the rest of our legs, don't you?
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:10Thank you for the aspirin.
00:27:24I'm gonna let you get some sleep, all right?
00:27:26I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:27:34What can I get for you?
00:27:36Just two coffees, please.
00:27:37So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:41You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:43Oh, no.
00:27:45We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:48He's her older brother.
00:27:49So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:51No, I have a boyfriend.
00:27:52Well, that's complicated.
00:27:53But Tristan and I aren't.
00:27:55I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:57He doesn't even remember.
00:27:58Oh, sweet pea.
00:28:03You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:28:08something like that?
00:28:10I think he can't.
00:28:13Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:15What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:28Uh, what do you mean?
00:28:31I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:28:35Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:42Yeah.
00:28:46What do you remember about me?
00:28:53I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:00Especially the last one.
00:29:05I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:29:11Did some stupid shit there?
00:29:14Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:17You know what else I remember?
00:29:19I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:25Oh, really?
00:29:27Is that it?
00:29:29What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:32Nothing.
00:29:33You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:40That's exactly what I am.
00:29:57Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:59I filled up three hours ago.
00:30:06I told you this would happen.
00:30:08We're out of gas.
00:30:09No, we're not.
00:30:11For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:13Oh, yeah?
00:30:14How do you know?
00:30:14I know my car.
00:30:16My God.
00:30:19Do we have a problem?
00:30:20You are my problem.
00:30:22My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:30:24And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:27I know my car.
00:30:28Because you're too much of a man to a man when you don't know anything.
00:30:30What do you want me to say?
00:30:37That it's my fault?
00:30:39Fine.
00:30:40It's my fucking fault.
00:30:42This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:43God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:46So just told Ren no.
00:30:47Agreed to what?
00:30:52Ren talked you into this.
00:30:53Didn't she?
00:30:56You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:58Sam.
00:31:02Sam.
00:31:03No, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:04I'm sorry.
00:31:05I didn't mean it.
00:31:07Hey.
00:31:08Hey.
00:31:13I'm frustrated, too.
00:31:17We're in this together.
00:31:19All right?
00:31:21You and me.
00:31:23What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:38You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:41Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:44We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:45For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:47Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:50Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:52I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:55You have my word, miss.
00:31:57Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:59Ah.
00:32:00Just call me Bob.
00:32:03So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:05We're on our way to New York.
00:32:07My best friend's getting married.
00:32:08Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:10I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:32:13Don't you agree, son?
00:32:13One hundred percent.
00:32:23How can I help you tonight?
00:32:25Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:26Mm-hmm.
00:32:28Ah, shoot.
00:32:30I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:33I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:43That's okay.
00:32:44We'll just go somewhere else.
00:32:45Thanks.
00:32:47Uh, sir?
00:32:50We're the only spot in town.
00:32:52Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:54One room will be fine.
00:33:01Look, it's just one night.
00:33:04Sorry I was being silly.
00:33:17So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:33:21I...
00:33:21I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:26Just forget it.
00:33:34Sorry.
00:33:37About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:41I know.
00:33:46Good night, Sam.
00:33:51Hey, honey.
00:33:54Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:55I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:57How's the drive been?
00:33:58Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:34:01The car broke down and we had to...
00:34:02That's nice.
00:34:03Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:05My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:08I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:10Are you kidding?
00:34:11I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:13You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:15Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:17I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:18He needs me.
00:34:19Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:20Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:23I mean, no, no, no.
00:34:24We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:25God, how could you?
00:34:30What was that?
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:37Huh?
00:34:37Oh, nothing.
00:34:38My co-worker just said something.
00:34:40Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down,
00:34:41but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:43Okay?
00:34:44See you soon.
00:34:50Hey, you okay?
00:34:55What happened?
00:34:56Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:35:00Broke up with him.
00:35:02What are you going to say?
00:35:03I told you so.
00:35:04You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:05Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:06Sam, no.
00:35:08I'm sorry.
00:35:09No.
00:35:10Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:11I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:35:12Like, I'm sorry.
00:35:13Okay, just wait.
00:35:14Just wait.
00:35:15No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:16I should have said no.
00:35:17I should have...
00:35:17Sam, Sam.
00:35:24Sam.
00:35:31Sam.
00:35:37God, let me go in the fucking shirt.
00:35:39Will you just stop?
00:35:40I'm trying to help.
00:35:41Why?
00:35:43Because.
00:35:44Because why?
00:35:45Because you can't swim.
00:35:48You remember.
00:35:51Sam, just listen.
00:35:52No, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:54You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:35:56Everything.
00:35:57Told you.
00:35:59Yes, I remember.
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:08Sam, where are you going?
00:36:10Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:12Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:14Sam, just stop.
00:36:17Samantha.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:25All right.
00:36:26Yeah, be right there.
00:36:32Fuck.
00:36:33Fuck.
00:36:33I picked up the car.
00:36:56Um, we're not going to leave until we...
00:37:00We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:01We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:02We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:06We're not going to leave until we...
00:37:10Talk.
00:37:11I don't feel like talking.
00:37:13I don't feel like talking what are you doing I don't know I don't want to think
00:37:28anymore how much have you had to drink doesn't matter you make me feel things Tristan I've never felt
00:37:48before I hate you so much I want you so bad it scares me
00:38:18I'm sorry I can't
00:38:48hey you hungry
00:38:50is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip
00:39:04like what like you not talking to me not even looking at me
00:39:14is this all because of last night
00:39:16hey answer me
00:39:21yes
00:39:24yes this is exactly how it'll be
00:39:29if you don't want me at least have the balls to tell me to my face
00:39:32I can handle words but I can't
00:39:34won't embarrass me like that
00:39:36why let me make a fool of myself over you
00:39:39hey hey hey you think I don't want you
00:39:42you think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night
00:39:47I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you
00:39:51and last night
00:39:53I almost lost control
00:39:55but you were drunk and
00:39:58I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that
00:40:02I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that
00:40:04I want you, Tristan.
00:40:34Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:57Um, one room, please.
00:41:03Here you go.
00:41:05We gotta use the bathroom away.
00:41:07Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:08Mine died in the pool.
00:41:10Tell her I said hi.
00:41:12Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:14Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:17Renee, it's me.
00:41:18Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:19Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:21I fell in a pool.
00:41:22It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:25Don't be.
00:41:26I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:27I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:29God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:32So you're just telling each other everything?
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35About that, I...
00:41:36Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:38Love you!
00:41:43Everything good?
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:45Yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:46You okay?
00:41:51Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:54Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:42:01What?
00:42:02Why?
00:42:02Is this because of Renee?
00:42:04Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:10And it can't happen again.
00:42:13Really?
00:42:13Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:22I don't know.
00:42:22You tell me.
00:42:23No, you tell me.
00:42:24You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:26Let's do it.
00:42:27What are you talking about?
00:42:28You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:31Some stupid shit there.
00:42:33You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:38I hate Tristan.
00:42:40Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:41Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:42:42And you never will.
00:42:44Ring any bells?
00:42:45You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:51Did you mean it?
00:42:52Of course I didn't.
00:42:54Then why'd you say it?
00:42:55Why'd you push me away?
00:42:56And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:43:00Renee is my best friend.
00:43:02And she...
00:43:02You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:06I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:08God.
00:43:09I'm sorry.
00:43:11I just...
00:43:11I don't regret last night.
00:43:15And I do want to tell Wren I just...
00:43:18I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:19You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:31You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:37I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:51Tristan!
00:43:52My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:44:01I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:44:05Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:08Last month I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:14I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:25It isn't stupid.
00:44:28You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:31Then it's worth it.
00:44:32My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:36You're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:39Oh, God, no.
00:44:41Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:45Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:47Everything with Stephen was easy, comfortable.
00:44:51Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:58It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:02I'm so scared of failing.
00:45:07I haven't let myself live.
00:45:08You deserve everything.
00:45:22You hear me?
00:45:24Everything.
00:45:25I wanted to hate you.
00:45:30But I don't.
00:45:32I don't.
00:45:33I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:38I never have.
00:45:39I don't.
00:45:59Oh, finally made it.
00:46:09I have something for you.
00:46:12A cell phone?
00:46:18If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:25Wild Stallion?
00:46:26Is that your code name?
00:46:28Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:32I can't help you.
00:46:33We hate each other.
00:46:34Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:39That's what you want, right?
00:46:41Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:46:43I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who
00:46:47just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:46:48Ow!
00:46:49Your head smiles.
00:46:50I said I understand.
00:46:51You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:56So, did you tell Renee we're here?
00:46:58You motherfuckers.
00:47:00Took you long enough?
00:47:04You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:06Whoa, whoa.
00:47:07Careful.
00:47:08That's my future bride, man.
00:47:10Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:12Of course.
00:47:13Good to see you again, man.
00:47:14And you must be Samantha.
00:47:16Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:18I feel like I already know you.
00:47:20Bring it in.
00:47:22I'll take your bag.
00:47:24Yes!
00:47:25Oh, my God!
00:47:26Oh, you're weak!
00:47:27I know!
00:47:28How was it right?
00:47:29Did Tristina play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:32Oh, what are you going to do, Twinkle Toes?
00:47:33Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:34A pirouette on her corpse if you were named my bestie, yes.
00:47:37Relax, Ren.
00:47:38It wasn't bad.
00:47:39It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:42You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas
00:47:46gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:48Yeah?
00:47:49And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:53I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:56I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:59Jeez.
00:48:00You are not kidding.
00:48:01They really do hate each other.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:06Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:10I need to get my made-up also fitted into a dress.
00:48:13No, deep tissue.
00:48:20Okay, the tie works.
00:48:26Mom.
00:48:27Please.
00:48:28Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:48:30Are you alone?
00:48:31You wish.
00:48:32I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:33My room's next door.
00:48:34That's too bad you should be in mine instead.
00:48:36How are you alone?
00:48:37You wish.
00:48:38I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:39My room's next door.
00:48:40That's too bad you should be in mine instead.
00:48:42Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:44I like it when you call me that.
00:48:46What's your room number?
00:48:47I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:48You can't.
00:48:49I'm with your sister.
00:48:50Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:51Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:53I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:54See what I mean?
00:48:55Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:57Come to my room later, please.
00:48:59Sam?
00:49:00Are you alive?
00:49:01I gotta go.
00:49:02I'll talk to you later.
00:49:07Okay, which ones?
00:49:08I think the pearls.
00:49:11Thank God you're here.
00:49:13I can't wait to be married so I never have to come in a wedding again.
00:49:17It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:19I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:20Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:22If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down on
00:49:26the way here.
00:49:27When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:29I broke up with him.
00:49:30When?
00:49:31Why?
00:49:32He's cheating on me.
00:49:33You were right, Wren.
00:49:34I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:35I...
00:49:36I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:37Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:49:38When you told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:49:39I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:40You were right, Wren.
00:49:41I'm sorry.
00:49:42But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see it again.
00:49:43How do you take it?
00:49:56Like a pussy?
00:49:57No.
00:49:58I mean, I was like...
00:49:59I was like, saying it's over.
00:50:00I'm sorry.
00:50:01I'm sorry.
00:50:02I'm sorry.
00:50:03I don't know.
00:50:04I'm sorry.
00:50:05How can I do it?
00:50:06What do you think?
00:50:07I'm sorry.
00:50:08I've seen him.
00:50:09I'm sorry.
00:50:10I have no clue. My phone drowned at the Ohio motel pool.
00:50:15Come here.
00:50:17Oh, serves him right.
00:50:20Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:50:24I'm done with him.
00:50:26That's the fucking spirit!
00:50:29Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:31And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:40Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:50We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:54I had you all to myself for days.
00:50:57Non-stop. I'm hooked on you now.
00:51:00Wait, hold on. Can we talk?
00:51:03Sure. What about...
00:51:06I was talking with Ren earlier and...
00:51:09Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:13So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:15Thank you, Justin.
00:51:17I didn't even think of that.
00:51:19So, what'd you talk about with her? Does she know about us?
00:51:23No, but I think...
00:51:26I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:51:30Are you sure?
00:51:32Your parents are gonna be here and...
00:51:34I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:51:38But I'm done, too.
00:51:40No more hiding.
00:51:42I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:46Yeah.
00:51:58How could you?
00:52:12Why was she here? Did someone see?
00:52:23Mom showed up this morning and Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:28She found out about the affair and she came here and she saw us and...
00:52:35Oh my God. You were right. I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:48If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:52:55Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:53:00Mom's down in the lobby. She's in shock too.
00:53:04Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:09I'll be okay.
00:53:20I'll see you over here so again.
00:53:23I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:35Thanks for coming guys. It's good to have you.
00:53:40Excuse me.
00:53:42How's Ren?
00:53:44As well as can be expected. Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:52Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:57Maybe something happened to him. Like his flight got cancelled or his phone died.
00:54:02I...
00:54:03Surprise!
00:54:04Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:06I left work for you, Sammy. Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:09Didn't you get my text?
00:54:10What text? I didn't get any text.
00:54:11The text I sent you in Iowa. I...
00:54:12Before I fell in the pool. Oh my God. I broke up with him.
00:54:13Wait. Don't I know that guy?
00:54:15God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:16Jesus Christ, I came out all this way and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:17And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:18Look, I don't want to make a scene. Let's just go talk some...
00:54:19No.
00:54:20No.
00:54:21No.
00:54:22No.
00:54:23No.
00:54:24No.
00:54:25No.
00:54:26No.
00:54:27No.
00:54:28No.
00:54:29No.
00:54:30No.
00:54:31No.
00:54:32No.
00:54:33No.
00:54:34No.
00:54:35No.
00:54:36No.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38No.
00:54:39No.
00:54:40No.
00:54:41No.
00:54:42No.
00:54:43I don't want to make a scene. Let's just go talk some...
00:54:45No.
00:54:46Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:53No.
00:54:54Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:57God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:55:00And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:55:03I broke up with you.
00:55:06Excuse me?
00:55:08I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:12And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:18Honey, what?
00:55:19What are you talking about?
00:55:21Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:22You know I love you.
00:55:23I would never cheat on you.
00:55:25I saw her.
00:55:26She was on your lap.
00:55:28You're gonna dump her ass.
00:55:30You said you were gonna take me to Italy.
00:55:31Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:33You were there.
00:55:35Sammy, honey.
00:55:36Listen, that, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:41I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:43But I can change.
00:55:44No, Steven.
00:55:46I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:50But it's over now.
00:55:51I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:53Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:55I know you love me.
00:55:57You can't live without me.
00:55:58You even told me so.
00:55:59Listen to me.
00:56:00You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:56:02You need me.
00:56:04Not anymore.
00:56:06Now get.
00:56:07Out.
00:56:24My dad isn't coming.
00:56:25Tristan's gonna have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:31Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:34I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:37I tried calling.
00:56:38This typical Tristan doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:43He gets that from my dad.
00:56:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:48It was your wedding.
00:56:49I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:52It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:55You're right.
00:56:57I didn't tell you because,
00:56:59because my feelings were so big and everything was happening so fast,
00:57:03and what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:07I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:08We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:09I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:13Not even you.
00:57:15Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:19I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:21You love Tristan?
00:57:22Yes.
00:57:23I loved him.
00:57:24I love him so much.
00:57:25Then you need to tell him.
00:57:26I know.
00:57:27I know.
00:57:28I know.
00:57:29I know.
00:57:30I know.
00:57:31I know.
00:57:32I know.
00:57:33I know.
00:57:34I know.
00:57:35I know.
00:57:36I know.
00:57:37I know.
00:57:38I know.
00:57:39I know.
00:57:41I know.
00:57:47I know.
00:57:48Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:07Her mother and I do.
00:58:09Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:15I do.
00:58:15Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:20I do.
00:58:22Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:29You may kiss the bride.
00:58:45Why haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:52Are you ignoring me?
00:58:53I don't know what you mean.
00:58:55I'm sorry.
00:58:55I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
00:58:57You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:59I did.
00:59:00I swear.
00:59:01Then why was he here?
00:59:03Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:08Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:11I told you how that shit wrecked me, and you just let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
00:59:19Please, let me explain.
00:59:22Save it.
00:59:24I'm done.
00:59:24What are you doing in here?
00:59:35You should be at your reception.
00:59:37I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:40Come on, unlock the door.
00:59:41Will you please come out?
00:59:42Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
00:59:45I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:58It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:00:00I know.
01:00:02He told me his football career was over after that.
01:00:05But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:00:10All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:11So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you as Steven, I ended it with Steven.
01:00:19He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:22I know.
01:00:24I know.
01:00:24He won't even talk to me.
01:00:27Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:30If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:34Come here.
01:00:35Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:52I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:56Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:01:01She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:01:05Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:01:07Are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:01:10I'd been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:14How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:17I realized,
01:01:20Wren had it right.
01:01:22Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:01:25Because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you.
01:01:32Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks or a few days.
01:01:37That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:01:40And that's how I did too.
01:01:42To the bride and groom.
01:01:44And to love that is timeless.
01:01:47Excuse me.
01:01:59Is this sculpture yours?
01:02:00Um, yes, it's mine.
01:02:03I own a gallery in Soho.
01:02:05Give me a call when you can.
01:02:06I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:09I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:02:11Absolutely.
01:02:12Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:16I look forward to your call.
01:02:17Hey, can we talk?
01:02:38Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:39After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:41I know.
01:02:41I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:43I...
01:02:43I was scared.
01:02:48Okay?
01:02:49I was shady to you.
01:02:51I know that.
01:02:52I was angry, hurt.
01:02:54And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:56So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities,
01:03:00he started pouring out of me again.
01:03:02I mean, he had you for five years.
01:03:05I only been with you for a few days.
01:03:07Eventually, I dropped the ball and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:10So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:19You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:22Trust him.
01:03:23I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:31I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:34I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:43Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:46It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:49And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:56Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:04:03How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:04:06Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:13I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:23What do you say?
01:04:24Forget the past.
01:04:25Ignore the future.
01:04:26Let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:27You and me.
01:04:28We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:30I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:32You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:35Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:38You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:41Just say yes.
01:04:43Please say yes, please.
01:04:57Yes.
01:05:03Oh!
01:05:05And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:09I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:13Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:17Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:19No fucking way.
01:05:20They're making out too.
01:05:23Whoa.
01:05:24You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:25Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:30I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying that you're guys sweating.
01:05:33Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:35Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl pick.
01:05:38You're always going to be number one.
01:05:40Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:42Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:45We are going to hit the road.
01:05:50Where are you guys even going?
01:05:51To the gas station.
01:05:53Ah!
01:05:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:02Bye-bye.
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