00:00Hiya, friends! It's me, Buzzworth Billy!
00:05What's everyone's favorite party platforming game featuring co-op dungeons
00:10filled with hack-and-slash action, perplexing puzzles, and gut-shredding guitars?
00:15Say it with me!
00:17I said...
00:19Say it!
00:21King! Of! Teens!
00:24Well, buff my blades! You are engaged!
00:28Fight, jump, hammer, and horseshoe your way through twisted co-op dungeons
00:34for up to four players!
00:36FOUR PLAYERS!
00:38Solve devious puzzles and defeat devious enemies
00:42to conquer nearly 100 official devious dungeons!
00:46Devious is our word of the day!
00:49Bedazzle the crowd with bone-crushing combos!
00:53With CRAZY carnage, you'll learn weapons, helmets, outfits, stickers, emotes, and more!
01:01But don't trust my loose grasp on reality when you can listen to a talking owl in a suit!
01:07Here's the who's who of the arena and my best friend, Curved Beach!
01:11Thanks, Billy! And just like our friendship is open to interpretation,
01:16dungeons in King of Meat are open to customization!
01:20Live out your dream of being an unlicensed contractor
01:23with our mostly legal dungeon construction tools!
01:27Add traps, enemies, and programmable puzzles!
01:32Dynamic lighting and trendy decor will ensure your guests will feel right at home!
01:38If they lived in a dungeon!
01:40I live in a dungeon!
01:42Share your brutal creations with friends or strangers!
01:45Remember, a stranger is just a friend you haven't dismembered yet!
01:50Ouch! That's gotta hurt!
01:53And now, back to my commercial!
01:56Take on official and custom community-created dungeons!
02:00Chalk full of adventure, puzzles, awesome weapons, and glory moves!
02:04So graphic, we can show them here!
02:07But we're gonna show it anyway!
02:11Get ready to become the king!
02:13The King of Meat!
02:16The King of Meat!
02:22It's okay if you're not!
02:24Because then you can spend time with your new best friend, Billy!
02:28We can hang out all the time!
02:30Watching old movies on TV!
02:33Watching King of Meat together forever!
02:36Whatever you want!
02:38I mean, I'm not busy if you wanna...
02:41See my lint brush or...
02:44Where I keep...
02:46My treasures...
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