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00:00:00Excuse me, it's okay.
00:00:02It's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:05It's okay.
00:00:07Let me help her back.
00:00:30It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:33Maruzella, Maruzella.
00:00:42Vedi, questo è Napoli.
00:00:44Napoli è pieno divertimento.
00:00:46Ci sono posti per divertirti e posti che ci sono brutti.
00:01:00Alla prossima.
00:01:06I'm looking for the concert.
00:01:07And then you drive right by it.
00:01:09There it is.
00:01:13Very funny.
00:01:23I think it's gonna be good.
00:01:25Must be.
00:01:30The traffic of Napoli.
00:01:32The street.
00:01:33The street.
00:01:34The street.
00:01:35And this one's called the first place.
00:01:43Shit.
00:01:45Whoa.
00:01:46I can't find my wallet.
00:01:51The real estate case?
00:01:52No.
00:01:53No, it's not missing place.
00:01:54Not with the real estate case.
00:01:55Somewhere?
00:01:56Maybe it's in my car.
00:02:00One moment.
00:02:01If I didn't have one.
00:02:02It was just funny.
00:02:11Having said it anything you wanted to use.
00:02:14Oh, my God.
00:02:15There we sixty Oh, my God.
00:02:17I just wanted to take it to the south of Mankay.
00:02:20I don't know if I was sitting here.
00:02:22Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:02:24I don't know anything.
00:02:26I don't know anything.
00:02:32Where did you have it last?
00:02:34No.
00:02:36The train station, I think?
00:02:38The exchange booth?
00:02:42Oh, Jamie, I'm sorry.
00:02:44That bastard at the train station started when you dropped all your stuff.
00:02:54This is 170, not 70.
00:02:56Where do we need to go?
00:02:58We need 70.
00:03:10Here we go.
00:03:14Here we go.
00:03:20Is this it?
00:03:22Thanks, lad.
00:03:42It's nice.
00:03:43Yes, I have a credit card.
00:03:45The number is on file on my computer.
00:03:49Yes, I have them here.
00:03:51Okay.
00:03:53Five, five, three, three.
00:03:55Seven, six.
00:03:57Four, five.
00:03:59Eight, seven, eight, seven.
00:04:01Nine, one, five, seven.
00:04:03Five, seven.
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:07Expires 12.15.
00:04:09No, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately.
00:04:13We're here for two weeks.
00:04:15No, I'm working here.
00:04:17Yes, I'll hold.
00:04:21We love how they ask.
00:04:23As if I have a choice.
00:04:25Do you know what I'm gonna try to do while I'm here?
00:04:29Besides learn Italian.
00:04:31I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous.
00:04:33I don't at all.
00:04:35I admire you.
00:04:37I just think it's too late for me.
00:04:39That's not true.
00:04:41You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
00:04:43Besides, what's the point?
00:04:45The whole bloody world speaks English.
00:04:47Well, I...
00:04:49I'm going to finally transcribe the tapes.
00:04:53Yes.
00:04:55All right.
00:04:57Okay.
00:04:59Well, if you can see it through to the end,
00:05:03I think that's wonderful.
00:05:05What does that mean?
00:05:07Nothing.
00:05:09Nothing?
00:05:11I think it's a fantastic idea, Jane.
00:05:15I always have. You know that?
00:05:21You shouldn't sound very supportive.
00:05:25You have my support.
00:05:27I'm sorry if that came out wrong.
00:05:31I just know how emotional listening to them can be.
00:05:34Has been for you.
00:05:35I think enough time has passed.
00:05:37Well, that's great.
00:05:41Why do you think he killed himself?
00:05:55I've...
00:05:59Why do you think he killed himself?
00:06:10David Foster Wallace?
00:06:13I don't know.
00:06:17You can't get a sense by his writing?
00:06:20That's what you don't have done, though.
00:06:21I'm sorry.
00:06:28Do you think he recognized a blank infinity, just stretching out?
00:06:35He got to this point, maybe, where it was just day after day after day.
00:06:39I really don't know, John.
00:06:41Just so tedious.
00:06:44And then, of course, he felt guilty.
00:06:46Most people think life is too short, and there he was, all the talent in the world, and it wasn't...
00:06:50Jane, can I, can we not talk about this?
00:06:54Just, just, just a bit more, then.
00:07:12Love you.
00:07:15Love you, too.
00:07:20Mm-hmm.
00:07:35You feel alright?
00:07:38You feel okay?
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:41You sure?
00:07:46Mm-hmm.
00:09:22I get boring all alone.
00:09:24I think someone should be here in case the card is delivered.
00:09:28True.
00:09:32Then I think I might go out, see what the world has to offer.
00:09:36If you do, leave me a message, okay?
00:09:40So I can worry about you.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:46I left you some money here.
00:09:54I'll see you later.
00:09:56Have a good day.
00:09:58I'll see you later.
00:10:08Testing, testing.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:21Testing, testing.
00:10:22Okay.
00:10:23Do you have any stories for my book?
00:10:26What kind of stories?
00:10:28What kind of stories?
00:10:30Stories that you've prepared.
00:10:32Before I can ask them a list of stories that Dad told me about.
00:10:34Go ahead and ask from your father's list.
00:10:36God rest his soul.
00:10:37Let's start with the war.
00:10:38Let's start with the war.
00:10:40We went into an air raid shelter.
00:10:42My mother, your great-grandmother, she was shaking.
00:10:46Sirens wailed and...
00:10:48And then there was the sound of a bomb.
00:10:50And the man next to us, he said,
00:10:52I was in a shelter last night with my wife and my little boy.
00:10:56And half of it got blown away.
00:10:59There was blood in his hair.
00:11:01He was all alone.
00:11:03That nearly finished my mother, you know.
00:11:08Here we were in this tiny town in England,
00:11:10miles from Germany, from Russia, from Italy, from any front lines.
00:11:15And this man, he had blood in his hair.
00:11:23Good night.
00:11:24Good night.
00:11:25Good night.
00:11:27Good night today.
00:11:31Lori, um, is there?
00:11:35Is it here?
00:11:37Is it here?
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:41Yes.
00:11:43Yes.
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:49Yes.
00:11:51Yes.
00:11:53We were riding our bikes to school when the Germans started firing at us.
00:12:01We jumped into a hedge.
00:12:03We were terrified, but afterwards we couldn't stop laughing.
00:12:09It feels now as if I'm the only one who remembers that.
00:12:13It's as vivid to me as if it happened yesterday.
00:12:17Oh, hi, Leonard.
00:12:19It's Jane.
00:12:21I decided to take an impromptu trip to Iskia.
00:12:25Or, um, Iskia, as they pronounce it.
00:12:27See, I'm learning a little bit.
00:12:29Um, anyway, I'll be home later.
00:12:33I hope you have a good day.
00:12:35Bye.
00:12:37Those friends are all dead now.
00:12:39There's no one left.
00:12:41That's one of my regrets, you know.
00:12:43Sometimes I think I should have had more children,
00:12:47not just your father.
00:12:49You're all alone now that your parents are gone.
00:12:53No brothers, no sisters.
00:12:59I'm upsetting you.
00:13:01Let's talk about something else.
00:13:03You want to ask me more boring questions about the war?
00:13:07All right, then.
00:13:09Excuse me.
00:13:11Excuse me.
00:13:13Um, the castle?
00:13:15Castle?
00:13:16Parlato anglese?
00:13:17No, no, no.
00:13:19No?
00:13:20Um, Castello Aureganese?
00:13:23Ah, andare.
00:13:25Andare? Andare?
00:13:26Si.
00:13:27Ah, grazie.
00:13:28They'd been shot through the neck.
00:13:30The bullet went in one side and came out the other.
00:13:34And there were all these bomb holes filled with water,
00:13:38and he couldn't tell which was the German side
00:13:40and which was the Allied side.
00:13:42When he came home after something like that,
00:13:46you couldn't really complain to him about anything, now could you?
00:13:50I'm actually going there now.
00:13:52To the castle.
00:13:53You speak English now?
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Why, do you think I was Italian?
00:13:56Yeah.
00:13:57Yes!
00:13:58That's great.
00:13:59That's cool.
00:14:00Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:01Where are you from?
00:14:03London.
00:14:04No, in America.
00:14:05Come on.
00:14:06Maine.
00:14:07No, shit.
00:14:08I'm from Massachusetts.
00:14:09That's crazy.
00:14:10That's weird.
00:14:11Right?
00:14:12Vacation?
00:14:13No.
00:14:14Are you?
00:14:15What?
00:14:16Are you here on vacation?
00:14:17Oh.
00:14:20Sorry.
00:14:21I thought you were saying you were on vacation.
00:14:23Me?
00:14:24No.
00:14:25So, come on.
00:14:27My husband is working in Naples.
00:14:30What does he do?
00:14:32He is playing in a concert at the end of the month.
00:14:35Cool.
00:14:36What does he play?
00:14:37Viola.
00:14:38Mm-mm-mm.
00:14:39The viola.
00:14:41Any good?
00:14:44Yes.
00:14:45Very.
00:14:46How do you keep your violin from getting stolen?
00:14:51You put it in a viola case.
00:14:55Right?
00:14:56That's not funny.
00:14:57What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
00:15:01A coffin has a dead person on the inside.
00:15:04Because viola players are dead?
00:15:06No?
00:15:07Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?
00:15:12Because even though you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
00:15:18I can't help it.
00:15:19I've got this weird autistic mind for jokes and I went to this music slash nerd summer camp
00:15:23when I was like ten and I played the triangle.
00:15:25Right.
00:15:26And I'm an only child so, you know, understand.
00:15:30You look too young to be married.
00:15:33You newlywed?
00:15:34No.
00:15:35No.
00:15:36No.
00:15:47Stop making me feel like a stalker.
00:15:49Fuck.
00:15:50No.
00:15:51No.
00:15:52No.
00:15:53No.
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00:16:00No.
00:16:01Oh, hey, have you got 50 cents?
00:16:04You can catch it.
00:16:07That's it.
00:16:08That's it.
00:16:09What brought you out of here today?
00:16:10Sorry?
00:16:11Oh, no.
00:16:12No.
00:16:13No.
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00:16:36No.
00:16:37So come on up.
00:16:38Very.
00:16:39I like it.
00:16:40They have this device down in the basement.
00:16:43It's like a torture cage.
00:16:44They lock you in there until you turn the bones.
00:16:49But can you imagine?
00:16:50Dying by just sitting there?
00:16:51That would suck.
00:16:59In like the 1300s, thousands of families lived in this castle.
00:17:02It doesn't smell pretty bad.
00:17:05All those people crammed under this rock.
00:17:10Wow.
00:17:12I know.
00:17:13I've been coming here every day and it still gets me.
00:17:17Only we could kill off all the tourists.
00:17:20You're a tourist.
00:17:22No, I'm not.
00:17:24I came out here a few months ago with this volunteer organization
00:17:28dedicated to studying the relic populations of dolphins and whales in the Gulf of Naples.
00:17:35I can't tell if you're joking.
00:17:36I'm dead fucking serious.
00:17:40I just didn't want to go to college and they paid for me to come over.
00:17:43Four connecting flights is a 72-hour plane ride, but it was worth it.
00:17:47My first time out of the U.S.
00:17:49How old are you?
00:17:49I'm 19. It's my birthday today.
00:17:52Is it really?
00:17:53Uh-huh.
00:17:54Happy birthday.
00:17:55Thank you very much.
00:17:56Yeah, so I left the program after like a month.
00:17:59Fuck the relic dolphins!
00:18:01I just stayed on the island because I have this awesome living situation.
00:18:05I'll tell you the short version.
00:18:07Basically, I used to have ancestors in Ischia,
00:18:09so when I come over, I Facebook this second cousin twice removed.
00:18:12The second cousin twice removed, in case you didn't know,
00:18:14is when one person's great-grandparent is another person's great-great-great-grandparent.
00:18:18I'd love to hear the long version.
00:18:20Sorry.
00:18:20Anyway, so this relative gave me the name of this great-uncle who lives on the island,
00:18:25so I show up, he answers the door, and he's like the oldest fucker I've ever seen,
00:18:30easily pushing a hundred.
00:18:32A hundred?
00:18:33Yeah, if not older, he's like deaf and blind and about four feet tall,
00:18:37and he mumbles a couple of things to me in some crazy dialect,
00:18:40ushers me inside, pours me a glass of wine,
00:18:42and leads me to this basement apartment,
00:18:44and, uh, yeah, I never left.
00:18:46Oh, my God.
00:19:16Love teaches me to feed on flames and tears,
00:19:41to turn withered hope green through desire,
00:19:48to re-enslave my heart each time love frees his noble face from that heavy disdain.
00:19:56Who is that?
00:19:59Vittoria Colonna.
00:20:01Ah, the woman who lived here.
00:20:03You read that in your guy book this morning, didn't you, Jane?
00:20:09Sneaky.
00:20:11Yeah, I've decided to learn Italian by committing to memory all the sonnet she wrote to Michelangelo in English and Italian.
00:20:17I thought Michelangelo was gay.
00:20:19Ah, according to history and the muscular thighs of his sculptures, yes,
00:20:24but that didn't stop her from loving him.
00:20:29Let's hear it then.
00:20:31In Italian.
00:20:32Let's hear the poem.
00:20:35Come on.
00:20:36Okay.
00:20:36I'm impressed.
00:21:08You hungry?
00:21:10Why, you gonna take me out?
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:18All right, then.
00:21:19Okay.
00:21:24Two pastas with the house sauce, please.
00:21:28Red.
00:21:28Red.
00:21:28Red.
00:21:28Red.
00:21:29Red.
00:21:29Uh-huh.
00:21:31Grazia.
00:21:33So you're really not gonna tell me what you do?
00:21:40I write freelance articles about parties and fashion trends in Town & Country, UK.
00:21:46There's something else.
00:21:47I'm writing a book about my grandmother's experiences in rural England living through
00:21:59two world wars. I recorded her for hours and hours. But now, I don't know.
00:22:07What don't you know?
00:22:10You want to listen? A little? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, I know it. I love to listen.
00:22:34All tangled up. Oh God. Okay.
00:22:40Awful as it was, it made you stronger. These days people whine about all sorts of things.
00:22:48I'm not one of those old people who think my time had the only joy and the only problems.
00:22:53We all have our own private wars every era, but it was nothing like...
00:22:59It really brought people together, the war. We helped each other during that time.
00:23:05We had to laugh. We had to smile. Well, if not for ourselves, then for the people we'd lost.
00:23:11I'll shut that thing off. Would you get it out of my face?
00:23:15That is like... It's like a window in time.
00:23:23The sort of thing you wish you always did before someone died, you know?
00:23:27My husband thinks I'm never going to finish it.
00:23:29I shouldn't care what anyone thinks.
00:23:32We met while I was recording her.
00:23:34Bonding over granny, huh?
00:23:37Make it sound perverse.
00:23:39That's what it was, right?
00:23:41Buongiorno. Buongiorno.
00:23:43Buongiorno.
00:23:53I got pregnant so we got married.
00:24:01I lost the baby.
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:13I'm sorry.
00:24:14I'm sorry.
00:24:15I'm sorry.
00:24:16I'm sorry.
00:24:17I'm sorry.
00:24:18I'm sorry.
00:24:19I'm sorry.
00:24:20Yes, thank you.
00:24:29I didn't go back after that to the States.
00:24:37Did you ever hear that story about the Red Strain?
00:24:43I think I might have.
00:24:44Tell me.
00:24:49It's like this Asian proverb says that anyone you're destined to meet, like your soulmate
00:24:57or your family or, you know, someone you bump into on the street, we're all connected
00:25:04by this red string.
00:25:06It can be tangled or stretched, but it can never be broken.
00:25:13There's this moment in the tape.
00:25:20I'm sitting, waiting in the airport bar for my flight.
00:25:25And I'm talking into the recorder, rambling on about how I'm about to embark on this amazing adventure
00:25:32and how I'm gonna show World War II from a totally different perspective.
00:25:38But...
00:25:47I don't know if it's that interesting.
00:25:50That's the whole point, isn't it?
00:25:53Keeping it interesting for yourself.
00:25:55No.
00:25:57Maybe.
00:26:01Maybe I just wanna write about nothing.
00:26:03Everything is nothing.
00:26:06All the best.
00:26:08Compliano.
00:26:09Grazie.
00:26:10Grazie.
00:26:13Make a wish.
00:26:16Make it great.
00:26:17Okay.
00:26:26Bravo.
00:26:27Bravo.
00:26:28Hey.
00:26:37What do you mean I'm ready to go?
00:26:38Ready?
00:26:39What?
00:26:40Grab my hand.
00:26:41Wait.
00:26:42Go, go, go.
00:26:43Oh my God.
00:26:44Oh my gosh.
00:26:45What?
00:26:46What do you mean?
00:26:51Stronzo!
00:26:53Hey.
00:26:54Hey.
00:26:55Hey.
00:26:56It's the carabinerie!
00:26:57It's the police!
00:26:58No!
00:26:59No!
00:27:00No!
00:27:05We can't go back.
00:27:06We can't go back.
00:27:07We can't go back.
00:27:08We can't go back.
00:27:09We can't go back.
00:27:10We can't go back.
00:27:11We can't go back.
00:27:12We can't go back.
00:27:13We can't go back.
00:27:14We can't go back.
00:27:15Oh my God.
00:27:16Come here!
00:27:17Oh my God!
00:27:18Here.
00:27:19Here.
00:27:20Here.
00:27:21Here.
00:27:22Here.
00:27:24Here.
00:27:25Here.
00:27:26Here.
00:27:28I can't get feeling better if I said I said the one thing up.
00:27:31Yes.
00:27:32It's true.
00:27:33Yes, it's true.
00:27:35I made the check when I went to the bathroom.
00:27:40You're horrible.
00:27:42You're horrible.
00:27:44You're really horrible.
00:27:45Come on, let's go.
00:27:46Come on.
00:27:48Quick.
00:27:49Let's go.
00:27:51Why are we still running?
00:27:53I don't know why we're still running.
00:28:05Oh, my gosh.
00:28:14What up my nose?
00:28:20We come back?
00:28:23Maybe.
00:28:25Maybe is not a no.
00:28:29And since I don't have a phone,
00:28:31you're going to have to give me your number.
00:28:33For cheap thrills and future crimes committed.
00:28:37No.
00:28:40Fair enough.
00:28:50I've got to go catch a fairy.
00:28:57Hey.
00:28:58Why do violists keep their viola cases on their dashboards?
00:29:19Why?
00:29:20So they can park in handicapped spots.
00:29:29Oh.
00:29:32Happy birthday.
00:29:35Oh.
00:29:49Oh.
00:29:49Oh.
00:29:50Yes.
00:29:52Oh.
00:29:52Oh.
00:29:53Oh.
00:29:57Oh.
00:29:58Oh.
00:29:58Oh.
00:30:00Oh.
00:30:31You're awake.
00:30:50Yeah, I've got so much of this stuff to get through.
00:30:55Got through.
00:30:57Nice.
00:30:58There are the great big events, the things you think you'll always remember, and you
00:31:09do, but there are other smaller, picking a blackberry that's been in the sun or brushing
00:31:15the fingertip of someone you didn't know you loved until you touched them.
00:31:20Nellie was this little collie who wouldn't go on a leash, so she had to sit on a bicycle
00:31:26seat.
00:31:27They stay with me too.
00:31:31Jane.
00:31:32Tony.
00:31:33Got some pastries.
00:31:38You're still asleep?
00:31:52Jane.
00:31:53Jane.
00:31:55Jane.
00:31:56Jane.
00:31:57Jane.
00:31:58Jane.
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00:32:40Jane.
00:32:41Jane.
00:32:42Jane.
00:32:43Jane.
00:32:44They were nice boys, but I didn't want to leave my mum and dad.
00:32:52I wish I had sometimes.
00:32:54You know when you were 19 and the world just felt so open and carefree and full of possibility?
00:33:01You reminded me of that.
00:33:04At that time.
00:33:06You were 19 when we met?
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:08I wouldn't have described you as carefree back then. Not at all.
00:33:12Well, I felt nostalgia.
00:33:14Or something. For youth.
00:33:16You're not old, Jane.
00:33:18We ran out on the bill.
00:33:21You just ran out? What do you mean you ran out on the bill?
00:33:24Perhaps I'm not explaining it well. It was...
00:33:26It was fun.
00:33:29It was just fun.
00:33:41How was work?
00:33:41The conductor's actually a descendant of Walter Leib, which is fascinating. The three of us were planning dinner before we leave.
00:33:51I'd like that.
00:33:56Jane?
00:33:56Oh, my God.
00:34:00This is Caleb.
00:34:03Hi.
00:34:04No, no, we were just talking about you.
00:34:05We were?
00:34:06That's so weird.
00:34:07Sit, please.
00:34:08Sit down.
00:34:09Join us.
00:34:10What?
00:34:11Oh.
00:34:11You're welcome.
00:34:12You're welcome.
00:34:13You're welcome.
00:34:14I know, right?
00:34:19I'm obviously going to get back pretty soon.
00:34:21That's okay. I already ate, so I'll just grab a coffee or something.
00:34:25Can I have the check, please?
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:27In a cafe, pour, pour, pour?
00:34:28Oh.
00:34:29No, thank you.
00:34:30Okay.
00:34:31Jane.
00:34:32You don't smoke.
00:34:33Yes, I do.
00:34:34Sometimes.
00:34:35At parties.
00:34:36You didn't know that.
00:34:37Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:34:38Okay.
00:34:39Grazie.
00:34:40Grazie.
00:34:41Grazie.
00:34:42Grazie.
00:34:43Can I have the check, please?
00:34:44In a cafe, pour, pour, pour?
00:34:46Oh, no, thank you.
00:34:47Jane.
00:34:48You don't smoke.
00:34:49Yes, I do.
00:34:50Sometimes.
00:34:51At parties.
00:34:52You didn't know that.
00:34:53Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:34:56Grazie.
00:34:57Grazie.
00:34:58Grazie.
00:34:59Grazie.
00:35:00Grazie.
00:35:02Grazie.
00:35:09Italian food is so overrated.
00:35:10I love it.
00:35:11There's no variety.
00:35:13English food, on the other hand...
00:35:16Tell what you like about it.
00:35:17There's nothing like a good steak and kidney pie.
00:35:20I went to this party the other day in this villa owned by this old, drunk ex-pat.
00:35:26they had like a private chef and everything and they were serving this
00:35:31like loaf of meat covered in sauce with all these other loaves and this girl came
00:35:37over to me and said it was cat no no joke like a roasted mommy cat and her
00:35:43why don't you tell leonard one of your viola jokes come on come on let's hear one
00:36:04I have one what is the definition of perfect pitch what when you throw a viola into the
00:36:22dumpster without hitting the rim you didn't just make that up I did it's too good I did
00:36:29well I'm impressed and I'm stealing it you can pretty much make that joke about any instrument
00:36:35did you play anything Caleb this and that you know
00:36:42shall we what time to go already yeah I'm gonna get back to work
00:36:59so what's next in your agenda Caleb um I'm thinking Tibet oh it's a bet really yeah
00:37:07there's this thing called the shopping festival yeah I've heard about that that's where the
00:37:12the Buddhist monks unroll all the tapestries on the hill right the monks the monks the monks
00:37:17so pretty how do you support yourself you know it is better that
00:37:23oh all right then I'll walk you does anybody have a pen you got a pen yeah I have a pen
00:37:48I have a piece of paper you guys should definitely come over to the island I'll
00:37:53take you somewhere fun you know don't knock on the front door come around the side
00:37:56now I need Regina
00:37:58thank you and thanks again for yesterday
00:38:07no problem
00:38:08hey
00:38:11ciao
00:38:13how stoned are you
00:38:22come on man we should tell him pop it's not a big deal
00:38:25so you're saying you smoke back at her
00:38:30occasionally can we do something fun tonight
00:38:33sure
00:38:35I'm fine from here
00:38:40okay
00:38:41see you after work
00:38:42yep I'll be waiting
00:38:43huh
00:38:45so
00:38:46chef
00:38:47oh
00:38:50I can do that
00:38:52and
00:38:54yeah
00:38:55yeah
00:38:56I can do it
00:38:57I can do it
00:38:58yeah
00:38:58it's gotta do it
00:38:59I who I mean
00:39:01hello
00:39:01I can do it
00:39:02itữa
00:39:03and
00:39:03I can do it
00:39:04it next year
00:39:05lovely
00:39:07yeah
00:39:07it notes
00:39:08yeah
00:39:08I can do it
00:39:09yeah
00:39:09I can just do it
00:39:10okay
00:39:10then
00:39:10so
00:39:11okay
00:39:11yeah
00:39:12Hey.
00:39:14God, you scared me.
00:39:16Are you following me?
00:39:18Maybe.
00:39:20Is that weird?
00:39:22Yeah.
00:39:31I couldn't sleep last night.
00:39:36You told me you were staying near the port,
00:39:38so I got the first ferry this morning.
00:39:40I came looking for you.
00:39:44And I can't believe I found you.
00:40:10What are we doing?
00:40:12I think we'll make it out.
00:40:14So sexy.
00:40:16And beautiful.
00:40:18And beautiful.
00:40:28What are we doing?
00:40:30I think we'll make it out.
00:40:32So sexy.
00:40:34And beautiful.
00:40:36And beautiful.
00:40:38...
00:40:42...
00:40:44...
00:40:46I can't do this.
00:41:09What?
00:41:09Why?
00:41:10I can't do this.
00:41:11Why?
00:41:16Do you do this a lot?
00:41:23What?
00:41:24Do you do this a lot?
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Do you seduce women?
00:41:28Is this what you do?
00:41:31You need to be less serious.
00:41:39Don't follow me.
00:41:46Don't follow me.
00:41:53What?
00:41:56It will follow us.
00:42:01You need to be less serious.
00:42:02It will be more serious than that.
00:42:37There was one boy from Belgium. He was lovely. He had a moustache. My mother hated moustaches. But he was shipped off. I never saw him again.
00:43:00Anyways, I met your grandfather not long after and we got married.
00:43:07Was it love at first sight with grandpa?
00:43:10Love at first sight? Stop that thing.
00:43:14Stop that thing.
00:43:15I know. You're home early.
00:43:21I do deserve that.
00:43:27I do deserve that.
00:43:28Can I do some off for your husband?
00:43:32Jane, I'm sorry. Just give me a minute. I have a hell of a rest of my day. I've got so much stuff to do.
00:43:42Sorry, darling.
00:43:45Hey, do you still want to do something fun tonight?
00:43:48Yeah, absolutely. Lots of dinner. I thought we were just staying here. The two of us. I've just got to work this thing out for tomorrow.
00:43:56Okay.
00:43:57Okay. I'm sorry.
00:44:27I don't know.
00:44:55Leonard, can we talk?
00:45:26Say cheese.
00:45:33You should kind of be in the middle.
00:45:36Hold on a second.
00:45:50That's what our living room is missing.
00:45:55What did you do?
00:46:09Put my hand over my mouth.
00:46:11You did?
00:46:12What did you do?
00:46:13Just wave.
00:46:25No!
00:46:28Come on, come on, come on.
00:48:58Oh, hi.
00:49:01Did I wake you?
00:49:03No.
00:49:06I think I need to be less serious.
00:49:08Yeah.
00:49:12I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:38I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:08I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:38I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:08I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:38I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:08I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:38I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:48Leonard thought you were lying about those cats.
00:52:51I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:53I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:57I'm going to put my pants on.
00:53:01You make me feel nervous.
00:53:08You make me feel calm.
00:53:15You make me feel nervous.
00:53:18You make me feel calm.
00:53:22You make me feel calm.
00:53:24You make me feel calm.
00:53:29And you make me feel calm.
00:53:36You make me feel calm.
00:53:37You make me feel calm.
00:53:39I'm going to feel calm.
00:53:41I'm going to feel comfortable.
00:53:43I'm going to feel calm.
00:53:45Want a drink?
00:54:10Is that him?
00:54:11Yeah, he just shuffled around all night.
00:54:15Must be lonely.
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46Yeah.
00:54:47Yeah.
00:54:48Yeah.
00:54:49Yeah.
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:51Yeah.
00:54:52Yeah.
00:54:53Yeah.
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:56Yeah.
00:54:57Yeah.
00:54:58Yeah.
00:54:59Yeah.
00:55:00Yeah.
00:55:01Yeah.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:03Yeah.
00:55:04Yeah.
00:55:05Yeah.
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:07Yeah.
00:55:08Again, and again, and again, again, and again, again, and again, and again, and I was single,
00:55:37Though my pocket is in jingle, I wish I was single again, again, and again, again, and again, and again, once I was single, my pocket is in jingle, I wish I was single again.
00:56:07I didn't sleep at all last night. Where have you been?
00:56:15Just walking.
00:56:17All night.
00:56:19I've been thinking.
00:56:21You left your phone here. I had to plug it in.
00:56:24We need to talk, Leonard.
00:56:27I have to go to work.
00:56:33Can you be late?
00:56:34No. I can't be late.
00:56:38Leonard.
00:56:39Jay, whatever you have to say to me, I want to hear it. I've committed myself. People are depending on me. I have to go to work.
00:56:48Okay.
00:56:50Okay.
00:57:18If it wasn't the war, it would have been something else. There's always something else, isn't there? That's the thing. That's the thing about struggle.
00:57:37I'm going to make some tea. Do you want some?
00:57:51I'm alright.
00:57:59If you go out like that again, just tell me. No worry.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:08I can't seem to figure out what's going on in your head.
00:58:25Do you think everything we've been through actually does us any good?
00:58:30In the long run?
00:58:34Or do we just make our struggle to be something meaningful because that's all most of us have?
00:58:52I'll tell you, next time we come to Italy, to get a proper kitchen.
00:59:04I don't know what you want me to say, Jane.
00:59:07One little thing had changed in my grandmother's life, I might not be here.
00:59:31Sometimes I worry I'm not honoring her.
00:59:41With the book?
00:59:44With the book?
00:59:48No, with my life.
00:59:55This is it, you know.
00:59:57It ends with me.
00:59:58In the harvest time we all went to the field where they were cutting the corn.
01:00:10Everyone was chasing rabbits and then we had our tea in the harvest fields.
01:00:16The horses.
01:00:17The horses back then they were kept beautifully.
01:00:31Dad used to dress them all up, brass things and little horseshoes.
01:00:36He put braids on them.
01:00:40They used to be gorgeous.
01:00:42What are your plans for tomorrow?
01:00:45There was one.
01:00:47Duke.
01:00:49He was a Clydesdale I used to ride down to the marshes.
01:00:53Every night when he finished working.
01:00:55They were lovely days really.
01:01:08They're gone.
01:01:09For me.
01:01:11Jane.
01:01:13But not for you.
01:01:14Jane.
01:01:16You know it's different for you.
01:01:18In some ways it's easier.
01:01:20You haven't got the war, people don't die as much as they did back then.
01:01:23But in some ways it's more disjointed.
01:01:30You've got to make your own life.
01:01:33One that you love and you can't be afraid of the time.
01:01:40Time is shiftable.
01:01:41There are moments in my life that I would trade 60 years to have back again.
01:01:55That's the truth.
01:01:58You'll know the truth when you find it.
01:02:00It'll come to you like something you've known before rather than something you're learning for the first time.
01:02:05Wait, sorry.
01:02:09What is it?
01:02:13What is it?
01:02:15Oh.
01:02:17Oh, you.
01:02:19Are you alright?
01:02:22You okay?
01:02:24Yeah, I stung my toe.
01:02:26Oh.
01:02:27It's bleeding.
01:02:29It's fine.
01:02:30It's fine.
01:02:31It's fine.
01:02:33It's fine.
01:02:34Are you finishing that?
01:02:35Yes.
01:02:37Fuck.
01:02:38I met these backpackers last night, Frank and Elsa.
01:02:50She's French, he's German.
01:02:52They're going to Tibet.
01:02:55And I'm going with them.
01:02:59I want you to come with me.
01:03:08Yeah.
01:03:09And I want you to kiss, you too.
01:03:25Yeah.
01:03:27It was...
01:03:30I have to kiss now too.
01:03:33I know.
01:03:36Imagine for Lucにaneous a vehicle.
01:03:37Hi.
01:04:05Hi.
01:04:06Hi.
01:04:07Hi.
01:04:08How are you?
01:04:10A long day.
01:04:12God, when are they not?
01:04:14I don't think I'd chance at doing another stint like this.
01:04:20How's the writing going?
01:04:25I'm feeling inspired.
01:04:28It's fantastic.
01:04:34I think I've figured out the key to finishing the project.
01:04:39Are you listening?
01:04:44You found the key to finishing this project?
01:04:57Well, the water here tastes so funny.
01:05:02Have you ever cheated on me?
01:05:05Oh, Jane.
01:05:06Have you?
01:05:07Can we not?
01:05:09Have you?
01:05:16Absolutely not.
01:05:17Why did you take such a long time to answer that?
01:05:20Because I'm sick.
01:05:23Of what, Leonard?
01:05:24Of it being so hard?
01:05:27Yes.
01:05:28Tedious?
01:05:34I hate talking about sex with you.
01:05:37Is that what we're talking about?
01:05:39People talk about sex, Leonard.
01:05:41And we don't?
01:05:42There's just huge vacant lots that we don't discuss.
01:05:48Like what?
01:05:50Is there anything you want to ask me?
01:05:52Why?
01:05:53Is there anything you want to tell me?
01:05:54I just want to connect.
01:05:59So you don't feel that we're connected?
01:06:01Do you?
01:06:04I love you.
01:06:13I get it, Leonard.
01:06:15I get it.
01:06:16It's always been this big, serious, grave thing for us.
01:06:20Sex has consequences.
01:06:21Life and death.
01:06:22Mostly death.
01:06:23Jane, please.
01:06:24Let me guess.
01:06:25You don't want to talk about it?
01:06:26No.
01:06:27That's not what I'm saying.
01:06:28You're just...
01:06:29Do you want to have children, Leonard?
01:06:30Of course I did.
01:06:31Not did.
01:06:32Do you want to have children?
01:06:35So did you.
01:06:37But...
01:06:40Say it.
01:06:42Jane.
01:06:43Say it.
01:06:45I can't have children, Leonard.
01:06:47I never will.
01:06:50And if we keep trying, they keep dying.
01:06:53Please, Jane.
01:06:54And again.
01:06:55And again.
01:06:56Please.
01:06:59How does that make you feel?
01:07:05It's not your fault.
01:07:06How does it make you feel, Leonard?
01:07:08How does it make you feel?
01:07:10You will never be a father.
01:07:12We can adopt.
01:07:13That's not what you want.
01:07:14Is it?
01:07:15Is that what you want?
01:07:16Hmm?
01:07:17Because I think about it all the time.
01:07:19That the one thing you always wanted, I will never be able to give you.
01:07:33What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:43I just want to know that there's a reason for it all.
01:07:56You're not curious about me, Leonard.
01:07:59Not really.
01:08:00What do you want me to know?
01:08:02You shouldn't have to ask.
01:08:04I feel as if you want me to be someone I'm not.
01:08:09Someone that I've never been.
01:08:14I'm leaving you.
01:08:17I've been seeing someone else.
01:08:24See him.
01:08:26Caleb.
01:08:28That kid?
01:08:29Yes.
01:08:31That kid?
01:08:32That child?
01:08:33That kid you've known for two days?
01:08:34It's been longer than that.
01:08:35Please tell me you're joking.
01:08:37Time is shiftable.
01:08:39I don't get it.
01:08:40Leonard.
01:08:41I don't get it.
01:08:42He's asked me to travel with him.
01:08:45Are you sleeping with him?
01:08:48What do you think?
01:08:49I kept waiting for you to see it.
01:08:58To smell it.
01:08:59To sense it.
01:09:00So what?
01:09:01I failed your test?
01:09:02Yes.
01:09:03You don't see me!
01:09:23I'm sorry.
01:09:24I'm sorry.
01:09:25For what?
01:09:27I'm sorry.
01:09:28For what?
01:09:29I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:30No.
01:09:31For losing my temper.
01:09:32I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:33You had every right to lose your temper!
01:09:34No, no, no.
01:09:35If you think that this is what's going to make you feel better then you should go.
01:09:38You should go.
01:09:39You should go with him.
01:09:41You've been through a terrible, terrible thing, Jane.
01:09:44No.
01:09:45That is not what this is about.
01:09:46Of course it is.
01:09:47You don't love me anymore, Leonard!
01:09:49You don't love me!
01:09:50That's rubbish.
01:09:53This is your ticket.
01:09:55The day after my performance, meet me at the train station.
01:10:01Our train is at 4.30.
01:10:04We'll go home together.
01:10:05I want you to do what you need to do.
01:10:14And then come back to me.
01:10:17No questions asked.
01:10:19No guilt.
01:10:23This is good.
01:10:35It is no ketchup.
01:10:37No guilt.
01:10:38No guilt.
01:10:40No guilt.
01:10:42No guilt.
01:10:44It is not your fault.
01:10:48No guilt.
01:10:49No guilt.
01:10:50No guilt.
01:10:51I don't care if you are.
01:10:53Sometimes.
01:11:24Hi.
01:11:46Hi.
01:11:54You want some?
01:12:01Oh thanks.
01:12:03Oh thanks.
01:12:10Oh thanks.
01:12:17Oh thanks.
01:12:19Oh thanks.
01:12:26Oh thanks.
01:12:33Oh thanks.
01:12:40Oh thanks.
01:12:42Oh thanks.
01:12:43Frank and Elsa coming over in a couple of hours.
01:12:49Frank bought a car so we're going to head out in a couple of weeks or so.
01:12:57I'm thinking of driving through Romania and then Ukraine and down through Russia and through
01:13:10Kazakhstan and then straight to Tibet.
01:13:14Oh thanks.
01:14:01Ciao, buona fortuna.
01:14:10Ciao.
01:14:31Jase!
01:14:55You've got to come over to this side.
01:15:00The train's going to be here in a minute.
01:15:04It's four in the morning, the end of December.
01:15:13It's four in the morning, the end of December.
01:15:31I'm riding you now just to see if you're there.
01:15:37New York is cold, but I like where I'm living.
01:15:43There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening.
01:15:51I hear that you're building your house deep in the desert.
01:16:02Are you living for nothing now?
01:16:07Hope you're keeping some kind of record.
01:16:12Yes.
01:16:13And Jane came by with a lock of your hair.
01:16:23She said that you gave it to her.
01:16:29That night when you planned to go clear.
01:16:33I wouldn't want to live to be 100.
01:16:36Why not?
01:16:37I'm not telling you why not.
01:16:39Did you ever go clear?
01:16:43Now shut that thing off.
01:16:45I'm not telling you why not.
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