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Kids say the darndest thingsโ€ฆ and they mean every word! From brutally honest observations to random nonsense that makes zero sense, this compilation is packed with laughs, gasps, and pure tiny-human comedy gold.
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00:00Were you downstairs looking for the diapers this whole time?
00:04Yes, I was.
00:06You was?
00:07That's all you were doing was looking for the diaper?
00:10No, I couldn't.
00:12I don't know.
00:13I don't want to have a diaper on.
00:16Oh, did you find any candy downstairs?
00:19No.
00:21Did you eat any candy downstairs?
00:23Nope.
00:24None at all?
00:25No, I couldn't find any candy.
00:28You couldn't find any?
00:29No.
00:31Hmm.
00:32I don't like candy.
00:34You don't like candy?
00:36I do.
00:36I'm never going to eat some.
00:38I just want to find one that's on the ground turning yucky.
00:42Oh, so you're just looking for ucky candy?
00:45Yes.
00:46I'm trying to fill in the trash.
00:49Oh, and you didn't find any?
00:50No.
00:52But one is turning yucky.
00:54Oh.
00:55So you couldn't find any candy at all?
00:57No.
00:58No.
00:58They're lost.
01:00They're lost?
01:01Yeah.
01:02Do you know who ate all the candy?
01:04Who?
01:05Who ate all the candy?
01:06Allison.
01:08Allison did?
01:09Yeah.
01:09Wait.
01:10This Allison right here?
01:12Allison.
01:13Yeah.
01:13Not Garrison?
01:15Not Garrison?
01:16No.
01:17Okay.
01:18I just ate one candy.
01:21You didn't?
01:22I didn't.
01:22You ate one candy?
01:23Yeah.
01:24Tell me what that is.
01:26It's a diarrhea.
01:27A what?
01:27A diarrhea.
01:28What's it for?
01:29What do you do with that?
01:30It's like something that you like, uh, write your secret stuff in.
01:37I want one.
01:39Hey, buggy.
01:40I want some more monies.
01:45Yeah.
01:46Have you seen them?
01:48Have I seen more monies?
01:50Yeah.
01:51Hmm.
01:52Where are they?
01:53I don't know, buggy.
01:55You don't want some more monies?
01:58No, I don't.
02:00No?
02:00Can Daddy have a bite?
02:02No.
02:03Please?
02:04It's all gone.
02:06What do you mean it's all gone?
02:07It's right there.
02:11Can I have a bite of that?
02:13A little bite?
02:17It's all gone.
02:19What do you think, Isaac?
02:20Should we get our bras on?
02:24Yes.
02:24Yes.
02:25Where are they, Mason?
02:26Can you go get them?
02:28Mm-hmm.
02:28Okay.
02:29Sure.
02:29We can get them.
02:31Hey, I'll try to get the picture.
02:32Come on.
02:34I'll get...
02:37I want to get one.
02:39Okay, hold on.
02:40Hold on.
02:40Hold on.
02:40Hold on.
02:40I said I want to get one.
02:42Just pull out one, Mason.
02:44Okay, now show me what they are.
02:46They're bras.
02:47Those are bras?
02:49Uh-huh.
02:51There's bras.
02:55Okay, let's put them on.
02:57There's bras, Mommy.
02:58Honey, they're aprons.
03:00They're aprons.
03:02Aprons.
03:02You're coming.
03:04Are you coming?
03:05Hear you?
03:06You're coming.
03:07I'm coming.
03:10I'll go with....
03:16You're coming.
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