Kids Say Part 4

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Kids say the darndest things… and they mean every word! From brutally honest observations to random nonsense that makes zero sense, this compilation is packed with laughs, gasps, and pure tiny-human comedy gold.

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00:00Were you downstairs looking for the diapers this whole time?

00:04Yes, I was.

00:06You was?

00:07That's all you were doing was looking for the diaper?

00:10No, I couldn't.

00:12I don't know.

00:13I don't want to have a diaper on.

00:16Oh, did you find any candy downstairs?

00:19No.

00:21Did you eat any candy downstairs?

00:23Nope.

00:24None at all?

00:25No, I couldn't find any candy.

00:28You couldn't find any?

00:29No.

00:31Hmm.

00:32I don't like candy.

00:34You don't like candy?

00:36I do.

00:36I'm never going to eat some.

00:38I just want to find one that's on the ground turning yucky.

00:42Oh, so you're just looking for ucky candy?

00:45Yes.

00:46I'm trying to fill in the trash.

00:49Oh, and you didn't find any?

00:50No.

00:52But one is turning yucky.

00:54Oh.

00:55So you couldn't find any candy at all?

00:57No.

00:58No.

00:58They're lost.

01:00They're lost?

01:01Yeah.

01:02Do you know who ate all the candy?

01:04Who?

01:05Who ate all the candy?

01:06Allison.

01:08Allison did?

01:09Yeah.

01:09Wait.

01:10This Allison right here?

01:12Allison.

01:13Yeah.

01:13Not Garrison?

01:15Not Garrison?

01:16No.

01:17Okay.

01:18I just ate one candy.

01:21You didn't?

01:22I didn't.

01:22You ate one candy?

01:23Yeah.

01:24Tell me what that is.

01:26It's a diarrhea.

01:27A what?

01:27A diarrhea.

01:28What's it for?

01:29What do you do with that?

01:30It's like something that you like, uh, write your secret stuff in.

01:37I want one.

01:39Hey, buggy.

01:40I want some more monies.

01:45Yeah.

01:46Have you seen them?

01:48Have I seen more monies?

01:50Yeah.

01:51Hmm.

01:52Where are they?

01:53I don't know, buggy.

01:55You don't want some more monies?

01:58No, I don't.

02:00No?

02:00Can Daddy have a bite?

02:02No.

02:03Please?

02:04It's all gone.

02:06What do you mean it's all gone?

02:07It's right there.

02:11Can I have a bite of that?

02:13A little bite?

02:17It's all gone.

02:19What do you think, Isaac?

02:20Should we get our bras on?

02:24Yes.

02:25Where are they, Mason?

02:26Can you go get them?

02:28Mm-hmm.

02:28Okay.

02:29Sure.

02:29We can get them.

02:31Hey, I'll try to get the picture.

02:32Come on.

02:34I'll get...

02:37I want to get one.

02:39Okay, hold on.

02:40Hold on.

02:40I said I want to get one.

02:42Just pull out one, Mason.

02:44Okay, now show me what they are.

02:46They're bras.

02:47Those are bras?

02:49Uh-huh.

02:51There's bras.

02:55Okay, let's put them on.

02:57There's bras, Mommy.

02:58Honey, they're aprons.

03:00They're aprons.

03:02Aprons.

03:02You're coming.

03:04Are you coming?

03:05Hear you?

03:06You're coming.

03:07I'm coming.

03:10I'll go with....

03:16You're coming.

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