00:00¡Ah!
00:02¡Armed political extremists
00:04have taken hostages downtown!
00:06¡SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
00:11¡WAAAAT!
00:12¡WAAAT!
00:12¡STOP!
00:14¡We'll get to all of that!
00:15¡Just relax!
00:17¡OK?
00:20¡We lost Shelley a year ago!
00:23¡These days,
00:24it's just me and the kid!
00:25¡It looks great!
00:26¡I'll just scrape off the black part!
00:28¡That part's pretty good!
00:30No, give him back.
00:31I don't want to hurt him.
00:35Why didn't she do anything?
00:36Sometimes it's better to do nothing.
00:40It's going good.
00:43You're saying that this corporation
00:45would knowingly poison
00:50its own customers
00:51just to boost their own profit margins?
00:55Summon the nuts.
00:57Okay, summoning the nuts.
01:00i didn't want any of this
01:05i'm a monster
01:11you're not a monster
01:13show him your good heart
01:15hey buddy
01:17i'm your dad
01:18what the
01:21i wasn't even involved
01:25but sometimes
01:27you gotta do something
01:30who the fuck are you
01:38just some dude
01:40with a mom
01:41how does it feel to be a hero
01:53you realize what's at stake here
01:57everything
01:58find him
01:59bring him here
02:01there you are
02:03that was just self-defense
02:12you haven't killed anyone else
02:13have you
02:14see when you say
02:15uh
02:15self-defense
02:16he's an ugly son of a bitch though
02:27the toxic avenger
02:37that's what the kids are calling him
02:38i think it's swell
02:39you
02:41you
02:42you
02:44you
02:46you
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