00:00So we put him on fluids and he perked up quite a bit, then he took a turn for the worst, worst, worst, which is it, turn for the worst? I never know.
00:16Emily Martin, shut up, you're like famous. Emily's got over 20 million views on YouTube. Oh my god, honestly it's too stupid to talk about. You have really low self-esteem.
00:26I moved from Austin about two years ago. This is my ex, I'm sorry, is everything okay? Oh no.
00:38Hi, I'm here to see a patient, Mr. Roosevelt. It's kidney failure. Hello.
00:47This is Celeste, my girlfriend.
00:54Where are you staying? The house looks amazing. Tea time.
00:59Why didn't you tell me about Celeste? We haven't spoken since you broke up with me over the phone.
01:03So effed that you're staying with your ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
01:09Emily.
01:10Did I wake you? Yes.
01:12She is super, super nice and put together and everything in her life is beautiful and nothing's out of place.
01:19You know, like a Pinterest board, come to life.
01:22Eric, how's your band going?
01:23Eric's taking a break from music right now. He's getting his real estate license.
01:26I love houses.
01:27How could you let her do this to me? She's trying to make me look bad.
01:30Celeste has been nothing but nice to you.
01:33Okay, you win. You got the guy. You got the house.
01:35You just feel guilty for leaving him.
01:37I just had all these plans and these goals.
01:41Just breathe.
01:42How am I supposed to breathe?
01:43You just threw water in my...
01:45Oh my god!
01:49This is the part where you're supposed to start laughing.
01:51What?
01:52You want to see my gun?
01:55You're not quirky, but you're definitely kind of a bitch.
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