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00:00In the world of modern dating where romance has been reduced to a swipe of
00:06the screen there is one man who still believes in finding love the old
00:13fashioned way. I met my wife fruitcake in the street she had this incredible smile
00:19beautiful eyes and there was the energy and I couldn't control myself I was drawn
00:25to her but on the dating apps like it doesn't seem real it's like almost like a card game
00:34it's like you're just collecting people I've been ghosted catfished where do I start I've
00:40just been swiping and nothing there's just nothing in the heart of Britain's most romantic
00:47city Fred and his team are matching hopeful singletons in a place where love is
00:55it's always on the menu mine always gets stuck on my boob shelf these date is oh
01:03do you old enough for you are searching for the one oh my god in the real world
01:11well grace my name is falling for you oh my god
01:19for some stepping into the unknown how are you with the technology rubbish I'm a dinosaur
01:27thank goodness if I want to get in contact with you I have to watch that yeah
01:31they're good too ahead of yourself can lead to surprising sparks you keep flashing I don't know what's going on
01:38but finding a connection what's the dynamic here epic is yours isn't always easy
01:46help me in the end it comes down to one hello hello big this isn't awkward question
01:57do you guys want to see each other again this is the first dates restaurant
02:05good morning how are you feeling we are back ready yeah so we have two new member of staff we have
02:27Gerald who comes from New York right New York City and we've got Kyle hello I'm from Wales South Wales and
02:33uh yeah I've just come to see people fall in love
02:35what we do here is unique and we have delivered now for how long Merlin 12 years
02:4312 years you didn't have any gray hair when we started
02:46no did you no and I wasn't married
02:50my wife she's coming down for a drink later on
02:57okay let's go let's do this let's go
03:03cocktail a new one
03:07tired of waiting in the bath 26 year old Connor just wants to be taken seriously
03:17I would say that I'm a seal data to be completely honest
03:21but I probably think the biggest misconception is that I'm like a massive cheater and this and that
03:26because I've got the turkey teeth I've got the tattoos I'm quite tall I'm almost like a walking red flag
03:33but like I'm actually a nice guy
03:35oh hello that's a very self-assured confident walk yeah I hope it's my last first date for a while
03:46come with me let's see what we can do
03:48you're so smiling and it's taller than Fred
03:52well congratulations as well thank you really much yeah yeah hopefully it'll be me one day
03:55well for sure well you're here
03:57I'm sort of at the stage now where I'm a bit too old for stuff that's just casual
04:03I'm at last show on the saloon let me get your drink
04:06can I get a Long Island iced tea Long Island coming up
04:10that's the strongest one so I feel that will ease my nerves
04:12so what kind of girls do you like man
04:14uh I usually go for someone that's a bit like a Barbie to me so that kind of vibe
04:19my other woman I'll say just someone that's quite fun loving and like easy to get on with
04:24but do you like a blonde not gonna lie
04:27I've heard you've described yourself as sexy and goofy
04:36yeah I think when I said that I'd probably had something to drink
04:41but I probably had a glass of wine
04:44tech consultant Charlie is putting the numbers aside
04:48to discover the true formula for love
04:53I love like analytical stuff so yes I am quite geeky
05:00you are like a ray of sunshine do you want mini dates
05:05no no not really I don't like to
05:08I'm fed up with the dating scene I don't want to be on dating apps
05:13I would rather just talk to one person and get to know them
05:16I'm not a serial dater
05:17do you know what you're looking for
05:19someone that's kind confident but not a show-off
05:23teeth is quite a big one for me because I do stare at people's mouths quite a lot
05:27not in like a horrible way but it's just nice that someone has like a nice warm smile
05:32nice to meet you I'm Charlie I'm Connor nice to meet you Connor so what was the commute like from heaven
05:39that was very good can I get a margarita please yes thank you so much
05:46so where do you actually come from uh London okay where do you come from I live in Guildford sorry
05:51oh I know Guildford yeah we're fairly close yes we are what do you actually do for work then I work for a tech consultancy
05:58oh okay okay thank you so much you have lots of tattoos as well
06:03yes I've got my leg I've got one on my chest
06:06oh my gosh I've got one on my back as well
06:08nice we'll save that for the second date
06:10yeah fine
06:11um what do you do for work you've got really nice eyes as well by the way
06:15my eyes? yeah you've got really nice eyes
06:17thanks yours are nice as well
06:18uh I'm a carpenter
06:20are you? nice
06:22yeah I like someone that's got hands on
06:25really?
06:26yeah
06:27you couldn't have picked anyone better
06:30yes she's off to a good start isn't it?
06:33come with me
06:34thank you
06:35let's go
06:3629 year old business owner Sophie is hoping to add romance to her agenda
06:41I definitely did not used to look like this
06:44yeah with bright coloured hair
06:47I used to work in the law so tattoos weren't really kind of encouraged
06:54I changed my career and started getting covered in tattoos
07:00nice to meet you Sophie
07:01I too it's nice to meet you Fred
07:03what an incredible look you have here with all your tattoos
07:06thank you
07:07my children are my entire world but I think I've got more love to give and it would be nice to be able to find another person to be able to share that with
07:14can I get you a drink? yes please can I have a porn star? yes you can
07:21thank you
07:22how are you feeling about things
07:23yeah I'm good
07:24good
07:25I'm nervous
07:26natural
07:27totally natural yeah
07:28talk to me about the sort of person you want to meet today
07:30so I'm actually looking for somebody that is an alternative woman
07:36I'm a bisexual woman so I'm looking for a romantic relationship with a woman
07:42I have female friends but you know I think I'm looking for something that's a bit of a stronger connection than that
07:48I quite like tattoos I like coloured hair I like it's people that embrace some individuality
07:54something a bit different outside the norm
07:56my ideal woman is like Megan Fox
07:59Sophie's date is Emily a massage therapist who's a pro at releasing stress
08:09growing up I was always like the weird kid
08:13and to be honest my mom's quite like punk so she raised me on like the sex pistols
08:20I was always taught to express myself and just be whoever I wanted to be
08:31you're dressed to kill
08:32I am I'm given fox leopard
08:35yeah I was thinking Betty Boo you know
08:37oh yeah I love that
08:41I identify as bisexual which to me means I'm attracted to all women and a very specific type of man
08:52your date is at the bar
08:54look behind me have a look you can you see behind the bar there
08:57I like alternative women obviously tattoos just because we'd look cute together to be honest
09:03I love that for us
09:04enjoy
09:05thank you
09:06have fun
09:07thank you
09:08hello
09:09hi
09:10wow I love to tell you
09:11I'm freezing I'm so sorry
09:13nice to meet you
09:14I'm Emily
09:16nice to meet you Emily
09:17you look stunning
09:18I love this
09:19thank you
09:20I wasn't sure if this was a bit of OTT but you know
09:22no I love it
09:23I've honestly been so nervous
09:25have you?
09:26now
09:27I'm kind of chill
09:28you're feeling chill
09:29yeah
09:30that's good
09:31no need to be nervous
09:32no
09:33no
09:34no
09:35no
09:36no
09:37no
09:38no
09:39no
09:40no
09:41no
09:42no
09:43no
09:44no
09:45no
09:46no
09:47no
09:48no
09:49no
09:50do you have any funny like stories like have you embarrassed yourself recently
09:59last year I was seeing a girl and she's put me on like a facebook group saying like
10:04don't date this guy
10:05yeah
10:07oh gosh why is that?
10:09I think she was just bitter to be completely honest I was like pretty sure out of her
10:13I think she was a bit older than me she was like eight years older than me
10:16ah
10:17then went on another date maybe three weeks later like the day after she screenshotted
10:22this and sent it to me and like can I do better and I was like you don't even know
10:26Mick
10:27wait what?
10:28yeah
10:29oh my gosh
10:30yeah
10:31so my dating life it was a little bit cowluck I'm not gonna lie
10:35er I would say that I probably have commitment issues just because like well my first girlfriend
10:41she didn't cheat on me but it was a bit like you know the Ross and Rachel situation like we were on a break
10:45it was the same sort of thing and like it's not really a nice thing to have happen to you
10:50so I just feel as if since then I'm like I'm scared of getting hurt to be honest
10:59I've taken a bit of a step back like I've deleted dating apps
11:02I just feel as if now I've got the clear headspace to give someone my all
11:06to be honest when I saw you coming I was like Jesus Christ
11:11I was like shaking
11:13how does Wade feel?
11:21better nerves
11:23right
11:24but yeah it's um
11:25it's different
11:26it is definitely different
11:27isn't his date coming?
11:28well I hope so
11:29what's your date in like history?
11:37so I'm actually really not practiced in dating at all
11:43okay
11:44this is my first date with a woman
11:47with a woman
11:48really?
11:49yeah
11:50so
11:51well you're doing great
11:52I would not think this was your first date with a woman ever
11:55like I'm not getting that vibe at all so
11:58I've always kind of thought I was bisexual but never explored it
12:02and too afraid to kind of come out about it
12:05yeah of course
12:06but it's nerve wracking
12:07and I'm glad they chose you
12:09yeah
12:10I'm glad they chose me and it's like
12:12yeah it's such an honour to like
12:14be your first date
12:16thank you
12:17well you're stunning
12:19so are you
12:20thank you
12:21yeah you are very my type for sure
12:22thank you
12:23you very much are
12:24so um
12:27I'm married
12:29really?
12:32yeah
12:34that's okay
12:38so um
12:41I have a question for you
12:43okay
12:44my husband
12:47is at the bar
12:52would you like to meet him?
12:54so this is a first?
13:09yeah
13:10it is
13:11so yeah
13:12we found each other on Tinder
13:15what was the first thing you said to me?
13:17do you know the muffin man?
13:19and my response was
13:21who lives on Jewelry Lane?
13:22so we bonded over Shrek didn't we?
13:24mm-hmm
13:25typical parents
13:26that's exactly what it was
13:29Ricky
13:30are you ready?
13:31yeah
13:32ready as I'll ever be
13:33come on man
13:34take your drink
13:35let's go
13:36they call it a thruple don't they?
13:39they call it a thruple don't they?
13:40we are looking for love
13:41yeah
13:42we're looking for something that's long term
13:43we've got a lot of love to give so
13:45we definitely have
13:46it'd be nice to sort of share it around
13:48hello
13:49hello
13:50how are you okay?
13:51hi
13:52i'm good
13:53going good?
13:54going good
13:55this is Ricky
13:56nice to meet you
13:57let me give you a hug
13:58i'm Emily
13:59nice to meet you
14:00nice to meet you
14:01should i get another chair?
14:02yes please
14:03you can have mine
14:04it'd be nice to share the moments with another person
14:08to find somebody that likes to cuddle up on the couch
14:10and just to kind of fit in it's like a missing piece to a jigsaw
14:16how are you?
14:17i'm good how are you?
14:18how are you feeling?
14:19a bit more nervous
14:21well actually no not as nervous as i was
14:24yeah
14:25it's very good
14:26i think i was very nervous
14:28i think i might get another drink in i mean
14:31yeah nice
14:32i don't think it would work if
14:34the other person didn't fancy both of us
14:37because obviously that would be upsetting for one of us wouldn't it?
14:42a lot of it's communication
14:44it has to be there
14:45it's really important
14:46power them out
14:47otherwise there's just no point
14:49there's no point
14:51Google we've been having a nice time
14:52yeah
14:53we're like settled into the date now and you're just like fresh
14:56hi girl
14:57hey
14:58we're like yeah yeah
14:59we both sort of tend to sort of like the same women
15:04yeah
15:05i think you'd be able to tell if we like them
15:07definitely look at each other and smile wouldn't we?
15:09mm-hmm
15:10you both get on like house on fire it seems
15:16yeah
15:17it's amazing
15:18you were very nervous to tell me about your situation
15:22yeah so i said so i have a husband
15:24and i was just like slay
15:26you know what i mean like so easy like proper like couple goals energy you too
15:33i have to say since i got married i'm on cloud nine
15:38oh i love hearing that
15:40you know it was such a such an amazing day
15:42we were in jamaica and uh it's the most idyllic location in the world it's so beautiful
15:48oh my god look at these these are so amazing
15:54yeah
15:56ghost cheese salad
15:57yes thank you
15:58yeah
15:59nourish bowl
16:00thank you
16:01mayonnaise
16:02thank you so much
16:03you're very welcome enjoy
16:04thank you
16:05you are a bit of a pretty boy
16:11last year i did a bit of naked butler
16:14um
16:16what are you looking for are you looking for like a long-term relationship or are you
16:21100%
16:22being single at the minute i just don't enjoy it
16:24so what about you
16:25i had a seven year relationship
16:27so how long ago was that
16:29two and a half years ago
16:31i feel like i'd outgrown the relationship um and the town i was living in with him
16:37um and i just needed to try something new
16:40so i'd moved to london two years ago
16:43i kind of wanted to put myself in an uncomfortable position
16:47so i could grow as a person which i feel like i have massively
16:51i wouldn't be doing this if i hadn't grown as a person
16:54so you're sort of like ready
16:57yeah for something
16:58yeah i guess i hit like 28 and i was like it would be nice you know meet someone now
17:02i i have had enough alone time but it's it would be nice to have a relationship that is the one that i stay in forever
17:15this is lovely
17:16nice one
17:17i'm near the drink
17:18i mean the drink is really good but you're good
17:20thank you
17:21you are as well
17:22oh thanks
17:23you're like the fittest guy i've ever gone back with
17:25shut up
17:26no you actually are
17:27no i'm not
17:28you 100% are
17:29thank you that's very sweet
17:31and you're also very good i think
17:32thank you
17:33are you excited for your first table of the day
17:40yeah i'm confident i'm ready yeah
17:42and so it seems that we have talked before and laughed before but who knows where or when
17:59i think it might be appropriate that song because meeting somebody for the first time
18:04meet derek 89 years young and ready to serenade his way into one lucky lady's heart
18:14i like to sing when i go on cruises oh and i won the um uh singing contest at the end of the cruise
18:24i don't feel my age that's 89 i feel 65 or less
18:32nice to meet you
18:38thank you
18:39you're so young at heart
18:4020 going on 90
18:42you're 90
18:43in may
18:44wow
18:45you look incredible
18:47should i take your jacket
18:49please do
18:51you dress very well
18:53do you travel a lot
18:54i did a cruise in november
18:56i go by myself now
18:57you did not make any approaches to any of the ladies
19:00yes
19:01yeah yeah
19:02so did it work
19:03i had a nice lady from honolulu and she's only 70 years of age
19:07you are the king with the ladies
19:09i don't know about that
19:10come with me i'll take you to your table you're the first to arrive
19:14i'm old school
19:15open doors
19:16lift a chair away
19:18take a ladies coat
19:19there's guys he knows how to play the ladies
19:21yeah
19:22yeah
19:24and i love to sing momentic socks
19:27so what are you looking for
19:28somebody that's bubbly
19:29yeah
19:30outgoing
19:31yeah
19:32i'd like to sing
19:33you like to sing
19:34i think cool yeah
19:36what i'm looking for
19:37i think she's got to be friendly
19:39nicely dressed as i hope i would be for her
19:42and can laugh
19:44because i've got silly jokes
19:46and if she's interested in music
19:48that's half the battle
19:49what song could your dream date sing to really win your heart
19:55lady
19:57lady
19:58that's a nice song isn't it
20:02could music be the food of love
20:04for 77 year old june
20:09i can even tolerate dolly parton
20:16looking so elegant
20:17oh thank you very much
20:19perfect
20:20thank you
20:21shall i take your coat maybe
20:22yes that would be lovely
20:23i prefer an older man
20:25if somebody's got a nice build
20:27and they've looked after themselves
20:29and they've got groomed hair
20:30but at the end of the day
20:32isn't it the person themselves
20:34hello
20:36i'm june
20:37okay june
20:38i'm derek
20:39derek
20:40hello derek
20:41hello
20:42hello
20:43this is a rather super restaurant isn't it
20:45lovely
20:46yeah
20:47i've only been to bath a couple of times
20:49it was only just
20:50it's the most romantic city in britain
20:52isn't it wonderful
20:53isn't it wonderful
20:54when you meet in bath
20:55that's it
20:56you look very nice let me tell you
20:58beautiful top
20:59you look rather lovely yourself
21:01cheers
21:03nice to meet you
21:05it was bad luck otherwise
21:08i don't know what i thought
21:09mm-mm
21:10wow that is strong
21:11like the connection
21:12i'm really scared about my hair setting on fire
21:16although we already are on fire
21:18because our date is so late
21:19yeah
21:20don't don't try and consume
21:21okay
21:22we only met like two hours ago
21:24fair enough
21:25i actually like fancy the pants off her when she come in i was like i'm done absolute rocket to be honest i am a little bit nervous to what the outcome's gonna be i've never met someone that i just sort of click with quite like just quite easy to get on with
22:01yeah
22:02like i definitely would like to see you again
22:05would you
22:06yeah
22:07really
22:08yeah
22:09okay
22:10i know obviously i hid it quite well but
22:12yeah you really hid it really well yeah
22:14yeah
22:15the attempt kisses was you know
22:18yeah i'd like to see you again
22:20yeah
22:21yeah we can we can see each other again if
22:22nice one
22:23if we can
22:24plan something even better than this
22:25yeah yeah
22:26i have the bill
22:28yeah yeah
22:29i'll get it i'll get it
22:30you bring out like a side to me that i'd
22:33like and just have fun in like
22:35good
22:38nice
22:39i know
22:41i don't feel as if i've got to try and be anything different around you i just feel as if i could be myself
22:46i mean you can give me a kiss and cheek
22:48thank you
22:50thank you
22:51i've never washed in this cheek
22:56you know how to hold my hand
22:59oh my god i'll be holding hands it's so sweet
23:08i was watching television and they said
23:10they advertised
23:11i don't know if you've ever seen this
23:13naked attraction
23:14oh yeah
23:15i watched it and i was gobsmacked
23:17i mean
23:18i was like
23:19yeah
23:20and i was tempted to say to my children
23:24i'm going on a television program
23:26and i was waiting for them to say what program
23:28and i was going to say
23:29naked attraction
23:30brilliant
23:31well i am just going to pop to the toilet so i'll be back in a moment okay
23:36of course
23:37thank you
23:38so
23:39i have a date in who is in a polyamorous relationship
23:47right okay
23:48what's that mean sorry
23:49so it means that they are happy to date more than one person
23:53that is nuts
23:55that is nuts
23:56you know what i take my hat off to them fair play
23:59what's your experience with dating so far like together
24:04we've tried dating apps
24:07mm-hmm
24:08they all seem to be wanting one thing
24:10mm-hmm
24:11that's not really what we're after
24:12yeah so you're looking for more like an emotional connection
24:15i'd definitely say emotional connection rather than physical
24:18yeah
24:19yeah
24:20being able to sort of cuddle on the sofa
24:23mm-hmm
24:24watch a film
24:25i think a lot of the time like even for me it's very much just like
24:28hey like dip in thanks for that see you later
24:31see you later and now that couple is going to go and spoon on the couch and watch true crime
24:35and it's like i don't want to spoon on my street crime
24:38do you know what i mean
24:39it's like you do sort of miss that emotional
24:42yeah
24:43bit i guess
24:44when i was in my late 20s i discovered this thing polyamory non-monogamy
24:50and i was like oh this is actually a thing like so i started exploring it from there really
24:56and now yeah i think that's just how i identify and i probably wouldn't look back
25:01you seem like a really strong couple
25:06i'd like to think so you have to be a strong couple if you are going to sort of dip your toes in
25:13i would like to be swept off my feet to be honest
25:16i think that's another misconception about non-monogamy as well
25:20is that we're not really into the big dream of like being swept off our feet and stuff
25:25we definitely are like i'm such a romantic i love all that
25:29part of it for me is like witnessing that love and that connection between the primary couple
25:36people be like are you not threatened that that couple will never love you the same way that they love each other
25:42and it's like no like it's it's connection is connection
25:46i'm like it's a process
25:48yeah it's so true
25:50i really need a weeb i will venture to the loo
25:57how are you getting on?
26:03good i think
26:04you okay?
26:05yeah it's just nip to the loo
26:07what do you think?
26:08yeah
26:09do you think she's like into you?
26:12um
26:13what's this one here?
26:26this is um this is the infinity sign um i was i was on holidays and i was really drunk and i thought that was a good idea so that's not a grade
26:34i've got some really random tattoos they're wicked
26:37these are all women from films that i'm obsessed with
26:41so you've got regina george you know regina george right?
26:43oh yes i do i love that
26:44and then this is like penny lane from almost famous
26:47just strong independent women babes you know what i mean?
26:50i love that
26:51what is this this little badge i can see?
27:01i bought this jacket in my lane with my wife and um it's got a little bit of character to it it's double-breasted you know
27:07um so um i used to go on cruises with my wife
27:11yeah
27:12and um of course she passed away so i didn't go cruising
27:15how long ago did you lose your wife?
27:18uh three years ago this month
27:21yeah
27:23i sent my wife
27:25Valentine's cards
27:27every year we were married for 65 years
27:30i also miss her terribly
27:32still think of her every day
27:34still say goodnight to her say good morning to her
27:36her picture's there
27:39all in all she may be a better person
27:42yeah
27:44yep
27:46i miss that
27:49i miss that
27:54but as my friends and family say you've got to move on derek
27:57you've got to live your life
27:59you know after losing my wife
28:02and my kids said dad you know at an age now where you've got to
28:05he looked after the last five years you've got to start to live your own life
28:09i know my wife would love me to be with somebody and my daughter says to me there's a nice lady out there dad looking for you as well you're looking for her and i think that was wonderful
28:23a little pressy food
28:25oh really
28:26what
28:27oh
28:28i couldn't find any chocolate so
28:29no thank you very much
28:30it's lucky that they got this far i might have eaten them if i hadn't have had a full english this morning
28:34full english this morning
28:35yes
28:41my train is at six
28:43fourteen
28:44what's the time now
28:45six
28:46i ain't making that
28:47no you're not
28:48and it's the last one
28:49yeah
28:50i guess i went back for another night guys so
28:52i might as well get comfy
28:55is she like your type
28:57she's definitely
28:58you did well
28:59she is definitely our type
29:00she's definitely my type
29:01our type
29:02yeah
29:03yeah
29:04so
29:05what happens if
29:07she comes in now and says that she wants to see you
29:10and not me
29:13yeah um
29:14right you ready
29:15that's good
29:16let's give it a go
29:17it's not coming out
29:20what's that about
29:21what
29:26how are you feeling
29:27i'm good
29:28good
29:29you guys okay
29:29yeah good
29:30yeah
29:33so
29:34would you like to see each other again
29:37absolutely
29:38love to see you again i think you're lovely and i think kind of
29:41we had a really good connection i thought so i'd love to
29:45yeah i agree
29:46i would love to see you guys again
29:48i'd love to see you guys again
29:49the relief
29:50no yeah i agree like i think we had like such a good vibe like us and then obviously when you joined us it's obviously that oh god is this going to derail the whole day like but it didn't at all like we all had a great vibe together
30:03i'm glad you joined us
30:05i'm glad you joined us
30:06yes
30:07that was a nice little plot twist
30:08yeah just a bit
30:10so our fridays are probably going to look a little bit different from now on
30:14from now on
30:15yeah
30:16what do you reckon
30:17yeah we've just got a new couch haven't we
30:18it's big enough
30:19is it big enough
30:20yeah
30:21i'm so lucky
30:22that's a new one
30:23let's go and have a drink
30:24yeah let's do it let's do it let's do it i owe you guys a few drinks so let's do that what should we do
30:40shots
30:41shots
30:42oh hello
30:46i have a little uh wedding gift
30:48oh look at that
30:50for federica and fruitcake
30:51that's wonderful
30:52i don't want them to sit yet
30:53look at that i get fur signature
30:54you get fur signature
30:55because you're the late man
30:56fur sig
30:57all right oh
31:02now ripest
31:07are you a hot dad
31:09my daughter sees a few of her friends think i'm a dill
31:12probably more guilt these days i'm kicking on
31:14wanting to prove there's more to him than meets the eye
31:17is single dad of three
31:19mike
31:20everyone thinks i'm a real lad like
31:21people just
31:22see tattoos
31:23and probably just think you're a bit of a rogue and a bit of a player and stuff
31:26look
31:27i'm a massive softy like
31:30i'll find a joke in anything
31:32life's for living and laughing and that's what i'm here to do
31:37how are you
31:38a man crush that is right there
31:39nice to meet you mike
31:40are you all right
31:41i am
31:42so what's your type what are you looking for
31:43i ain't really got a type
31:44you can't even explain what it is
31:45it's like i never liked small people
31:47that was my biggest turn off with small people
31:49and i married a woman who was five foot tall
31:51do you know what i mean so
31:52well in bed we're all the same size
31:54i wouldn't know that's been that long fred i forgot but apparently so
31:58i just hope i'm not too much sometimes
32:01you can take us home if you want fred
32:03i've always said you want my man crush
32:05come on let's go
32:06if i'm in a situation where people don't know us
32:08it'd be quite awkward because everyone's shut up
32:10yeah
32:11a beer or guinness
32:12i'll try a cocktail fred
32:13are you paying fred
32:14i'll say stupid things because i don't have to cope in a particular situation
32:19and then that can make us come across as a bit of a twat
32:21if i can get on and have a laugh
32:23what more
32:24do you know what i mean
32:25i never go out these days
32:26so as long as i like
32:27have a laugh in that
32:28do you know what i mean
32:29but if i can meet somebody who can make us smile
32:31take us some of that loneliness away
32:33that's the nice thing about it
32:35because you don't know who it is
32:36do you know what i mean
32:37it's like exciting in it
32:38i love a fit
32:39best mate
32:40that's what i'd love
32:41do you know what i mean
32:42but
32:43whatever that can happen
32:44i don't know
32:45hopefully it's worth it
32:46hopefully it was worth the wait
32:47oh is my hair okay
32:51hi
32:52hoping to cut out dating bad boys
32:56is hairdresser carly
32:58start seeing a guy last year
33:01it was going great
33:02and then i found out he was actually going to prison
33:04i know i need to stay away from them
33:07so i'm looking for someone that's family orientated
33:10and just somebody settled in life
33:12i laugh a lot
33:15so somebody's got to make me laugh
33:18and that's a big big thing for me
33:22how are you
33:23i'm fine
33:24thank you
33:25you're looking amazing
33:26thank you
33:27what kind of man are you looking for
33:28tall dark handsome would be nice
33:30any other particularity that you like
33:33a bit of facial hair is nice
33:34yes
33:35tattoos
33:36because i've got quite a few tattoos myself
33:38so are you ready to meet him
33:39i'm ready
33:40come with me
33:41i'm ready
33:42thank you
33:43hi
33:45hi how are you
33:46yeah i'm very well
33:47you
33:48yeah you look lovely
33:49thank you
33:50oh you're cold isn't you
33:51that is freezing
33:52thank you
33:54here you go
33:55thank you very much fred
33:56you've done very well there
33:57first time i've been punching in a long time this is fred
34:00oh my goodness
34:02yeah
34:03oh
34:04what's your poison
34:05cocktail wise i love a porn star martini
34:08how much is it i'm just checking the price before i order it
34:11fuck that i'm a single dad i call a porn poster
34:14i'm sure
34:15get a half a cider
34:16you'll get used to me i just said i don't care what you do
34:20i like someone that can make laugh
34:22well you're in for a street tonight then
34:24not much to look at but i'm funny as fuck
34:26how are you with your technology
34:31rubbish
34:32i'm a dinosaur
34:33oh thank goodness
34:34and this is what i'm finding
34:36how do you meet somebody
34:38very difficult
34:39and my children thought i if i go on to one of these websites
34:45well that was an awful nightmare i mean i feel like a dinosaur to be honest with you
34:51totally i am
34:54when i go around and i'm going to the ballet or i'm going somewhere i seem to be the only one on my own
35:01everybody's there with their partners their family whatever and i prefer to be with somebody
35:11that's what i'm missing somebody to do these things with
35:18i would enjoy a nice cuddle and just holding hands with somebody and somebody to be there genuinely for me
35:28yeah
35:29i mean i've been known to take videos of my own feet for goodness sake
35:34have i
35:35oh i'm glad
35:37yeah
35:38many times
35:39filming out the back
35:40how on earth did i do that
35:41both is better than each other
35:43cheers it's nice to meet somebody
35:45good helpful
35:46oh i'm so happy about that
35:49let's go let's do it let's do it let's do it
35:51write whatever you want
35:53beautiful
35:59we do look very sun-kissed
36:03first compliment i've had you look sun-kissed don't you
36:06yeah you're not one for the compliments i've noticed
36:09fucking hell fishing and fishing you know go content
36:12yeah the saddest of times i've managed to get through them all through the power of laughter and it's been massive like and especially through recent situations in my life
36:22so you've got kids then i've got three kids all the same
36:25really
36:26oh my goodness
36:27yeah
36:28it's like mate i don't have an alley what i don't have to tell you whatever what my wife's deadly
36:32oh okay oh i'm sorry to hear that
36:35yeah but i've been with her nearly 22 years
36:37yeah oh my gosh
36:38always yeah yeah yeah
36:39yeah yeah yeah
36:40jody had cancer of the oesophagus
36:43give her a prognosis of three to six months to live like
36:49she was the purest and nicest person
36:52the best
36:54the best mile in the world like
36:57she didn't deserve it like
36:58really didn't deserve it
36:59hmm
37:00as soon as my wife died like i was so lonely i just didn't know what to do with myself like i'd just be sitting in the dark every night the kids would come down and say dad what are you doing that's it oh just chilling
37:10yeah
37:11and life had to go on and i couldn't crumble like my children needed this more than ever
37:16it's your past and then
37:18yeah
37:19so now i'm a single dad with three kids like
37:21i bet that's really hard
37:22being a parent anyway is hard
37:24mate it's hard
37:25but doing it on your own
37:26yeah it is on your own
37:28i've raised them 24 7 later
37:29yeah
37:30i'm not after a new mum for my children i'm never ever going to meet another julie who never
37:33if i get one percent of what i had with her again in the future i'll be a happy man
37:40you've got very nice arties
37:41aww thank you
37:43you have got very nice arties
37:44very blue
37:45i'm glad you noticed like
37:46you know what i mean
37:47see there's a compliment
37:48it is very nice compliment
37:49you've got very nice tattoos
37:51thank you
37:53and very nice teeth
37:54thank you
37:55thank you
37:56everything i've listed aren't yours though
37:57isn't it a lot
37:58i am a bellend
38:01yeah i mean
38:02proper bellend
38:03no but i like that
38:04but if i'm laughing and flaring it means i like it
38:06yeah i mean
38:07no i'm winning then at the moment
38:09oh 100% yeah
38:10100%
38:11that's alright
38:12thank you
38:13i've not been going to the gym recently because of injury
38:19but yeah i do the row machine
38:22yeah and how much can you press
38:24ski
38:25240 pounds your own weight
38:28i do what they call the sumo squats because it's supposed to be good for you
38:32where you have your legs wide and your feet open
38:35oh
38:36and you come down
38:37the sumo squats
38:38you don't have to be fat
38:39you don't have to be fat
38:40and 23 stone
38:41to do that
38:42it's supposed to give you a magnificent bottom
38:44i've always wanted a bottom
38:46can you can you get up and walk over there
38:48you're not going to fool your
38:55you
38:56you
39:03shall i wear bright
39:04shall i wear something with a low cleavage
39:07oh
39:09lovely girl
39:10yeah you should have done
39:11I'm done.
39:12No, I'm kidding.
39:17Merci beaucoup.
39:18Don't think I'm mademoiselle.
39:24How old are you?
39:2543.
39:2643?
39:27You went and go, what?
39:2843?
39:29You're winding me up.
39:30Because I'm like 36 this year, so I'm still going to be closer.
39:32Why were you?
39:3318.
39:34See, I was better, more enthusiastic.
39:37How long were you with your ex for, like?
39:3912 years.
39:40What happened?
39:41He was seeing someone behind my back, and...
39:43Shit.
39:44It's one of them, and it happens.
39:45Yeah, it does, but...
39:47Because 12 years is a long time.
39:49It fucking is, yeah, yeah.
39:52I didn't realise what a heartbreak was until we broke up.
39:56When somebody has broken your trust,
39:58it is really hard to put your trust into somebody else again,
40:01but I'm really happy with how my life is right now.
40:05I'm just missing that certain someone to share it with.
40:10Are you a good cook?
40:11No.
40:12No.
40:13At least you're honest.
40:14I never had to do it.
40:15Like, my wife was old school.
40:16Like, I'm not saying you should do that,
40:18and I'm not saying that's the right way.
40:19No, no, no.
40:20I mean, but my wife was, like, literally, like,
40:21a 19 and 20s housewife.
40:22She used to do them all like that.
40:23I think that's the way it should be.
40:25Just because...
40:26Are you old school?
40:27Yeah, 100%.
40:28Like, when me and my ex were together,
40:30every night tea would be, like, waiting.
40:31Do you know what I mean?
40:32But that's why...
40:33Would you cut the lawns?
40:34Oh, I love cutting the lawns.
40:35Fred, but for a marriage.
40:37Come on.
40:38Would you take the bins out on a Monday morning?
40:40Oh, yeah.
40:41I've always done it.
40:42Just gonna ring the kids.
40:43She cuts the lawns and takes the bins out.
40:46Yeah, so I'll bring it home.
40:48Tra.
40:49Oh, my goodness.
40:51You do make me laugh.
40:57You go away.
40:58I can't go away.
40:59You're too handsome and too tall.
41:01I wanted to speak to you, Mr. and Mrs. Flirt.
41:05I was wondering, do you fancy a little dance?
41:08I don't dance at all.
41:11She does dance.
41:12But she sings.
41:14You make me feel so young.
41:20You make me feel that spring has spun.
41:25And every time I see you,
41:28you're such a happy individual.
41:33I wanna go and bounce the moon,
41:37just like a toy balloon.
41:40You and I are just like a couple of tots.
41:50Running across the meadow,
41:54picking up lots of forget-me-nots.
41:58You make me feel so young.
42:01We certainly gelled.
42:02I think she's a winner as far as I'm concerned.
42:06I certainly fancied the lady.
42:09Yeah.
42:10Cause you make me feel so young.
42:16Is that good now?
42:17Wow.
42:22Oh, that's super cute.
42:23Wow.
42:24Wow.
42:25Wow.
42:36Would you like to see each other again?
42:39On the count of three.
42:40One.
42:41I can't count.
42:43One, two, three.
42:45Yes.
42:46Yes.
42:51Everything about this lady is amazing.
42:54I'm very lucky to have met you.
42:56You make me feel so young.
42:57Cheers.
42:58You make me feel so young.
43:01But we laughed as we're laughing now and talked.
43:03Isn't it?
43:04No.
43:05Brilliant, yeah.
43:06Right, let's go have a nice coffee.
43:08Nice, pretty.
43:10Just lovely.
43:11And how about you teaching me to do a little boogie?
43:17Why not?
43:18Well, that drink's lovely, man.
43:24Oh, that is good.
43:28Really?
43:29I prefer that mine to yours.
43:30Yeah, I prefer yours to mine as well.
43:33I make...
43:34Oh, you bastard.
43:36Whoopsie.
43:37Just to turn you on to a run inside me thighs.
43:41It was a strategic move, honestly.
43:43It was the plan.
43:44It wasn't me being in sweat.
43:46All part of the plan.
43:47I thought she was beautiful, eh?
43:49Lovely girl.
43:50I would definitely give her a swipe, right?
43:51Yeah.
43:52Yeah.
43:53Why can't I give too much of you, eh?
43:54Like, in case you mugs me off next.
43:56No, no, honestly, no, like, splits.
43:59Oh, stop being noble, I'll get it.
44:01I got me family allowance today, it's all right.
44:04It's all right.
44:07I love you.
44:14Would you like to see each other, okay?
44:16Yeah, yeah.
44:17Definitely.
44:18Oh, bloody hell, definitely.
44:19Okay, yeah.
44:21Yeah, definitely.
44:22Yeah, she doesn't make her sound nice.
44:24Really friendly, really nice,
44:25and she ain't too bad on the iris.
44:29I'll be a gentleman and get the door, don't you?
44:31Definitely a bit of me.
44:33Oh, bloody hell.
44:34Definitely, yeah.
44:35I've always said if someone can make me laugh, then.
44:38That's it.
44:39Ugly fucker.
44:41You can't have that in.
44:42Ugly man.
44:43What do you make us laugh?
44:45Nice.
44:46Nice, isn't it?
44:50Maybe your one-liners are good.
44:54Jokes are good.
44:55Hey!
44:56Hey!
44:57Hey!
44:58How are you?
44:59Oh, no.
45:00How are you, Mrs. Cyriac?
45:01I'm good, thank you.
45:02Lovely to see you.
45:03Lovely to see you.
45:04Lovely to see you, too.
45:05This will be an everlasting love.
45:06I think that's a successful first date.
45:07I would say yes.
45:08Yeah, agreed.
45:09The first time anyone has loved me.
45:10Oh, ho, ho, ho.
45:11I think that's a great time.
45:12And I'm so glad that you have got to fight my mind.
45:13The first time anyone has loved me.
45:14Oh, ho, ho.
45:16I think we have been living time.
45:17No.
45:18I accept that for me.
45:19Oh, ho, ho.
45:20This will be an everlasting love.
45:21I think that's a successful first date.
45:22I would say yes.
45:23I agree.
45:24Yeah, agreed.
45:40Guys, we got you a little wedding gift.
45:49This is brilliant.
45:51Wow.
45:53And we've all signed the back as well, so you've got a little love.
45:57Oh, brilliant.
46:02Derek, you have a wonderful voice,
46:04but I'm sure you've been told that many times.
46:06I don't know about this, but it's nice to hear you say so.
46:14You've got a lot of sunshine into my life.
46:18It's something worth having as I never knew.
46:22Cheers.
46:23Oh, thank you.
46:24Thank you, guys.
46:26No one, no one can take the place of you.
46:29It just makes me laugh.
46:31I love that.
46:32What does that?
46:33I laugh the whole way through.
46:35Yeah, we thought we'd been kicked out of the restaurant.
46:37If all happened and...
46:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:43You and me.
46:44So long as I'm living true love, I'll be giving to you.
46:46I'll be serving because you're so deserving.
46:48Hey, you're so deserving.
46:51You're so deserving.
46:52I might be a bit late tomorrow morning.
46:56Love!
46:57Love!
46:59Love!
47:00Love!
47:01Love!
47:02Love!
47:03Love!
47:04Love!
47:05Love!
47:06Love!
47:09Love!
47:10Love!
47:11Love!
47:13From now on!
47:14From now on!
47:16From now on, from now on, from now on, from now on, yeah, from now on, from now on, yeah.
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