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A Twitch livestream by Bluefille on (2023-03-07)
Original Title:
unboxing
Original Title:
unboxing
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00:00Okay.
00:24Hi!
00:30Ow!
00:32I just rolled it onto my dome.
00:34Hi, guys!
00:36I
00:38have
00:40just
00:42moved.
00:44I don't know how
00:46many of you know
00:48that I have
00:50just
00:52moved.
00:54I don't know how
00:56many of you know that
00:58I've just moved.
01:00I don't know how many of you care
01:02that I've just moved.
01:04Um...
01:06But I
01:08have decided to do an unboxing
01:10stream.
01:12Where you get to watch me unbox my new
01:14furniture.
01:16I just bought a dining table,
01:18I bought a couch,
01:20and I bought a coffee table.
01:22Um...
01:24And I was struggling
01:26and I was very angry
01:28and then I realized I might as well just hang out with you guys
01:30and you can watch me be angry
01:32because you like doing that.
01:34So...
01:36It's also kind of dusty.
01:40Um...
01:42What was I going to say?
01:44I wanted to do a painting stream
01:46yesterday and today,
01:48but the paint that I ordered
01:50is still not here.
01:52Um...
01:54You missed the worst part of my unboxing stream.
01:56I think I already kind of broke my dining table,
01:58which sucks.
02:00But...
02:02It's on brand.
02:04It's very me.
02:06Um...
02:08Let's see.
02:10Okay.
02:11I rolled this over my foot.
02:13So that sucked.
02:15But...
02:16I think...
02:17we're in a good place now...
02:19to build this.
02:21Voila!
02:22Uh...
02:23Uh...
02:24Uh...
02:25Uh...
02:28Okay.
02:29I'm just pulling a sticker off of it.
02:31Cause...
02:32Who wants a sticker on their furniture?
02:36Not me.
02:38Alright.
02:39I can't get it off.
02:40So I guess I do want a sticker on my furniture.
02:42I lied.
02:45Um...
02:47This is not a one person job.
02:50Sorry.
02:51You guys should...
02:53Should...
02:54You deserve to see what...
02:55What I'm struggling with.
02:57This is a two person job.
02:59I need to put this...
03:01On top of this.
03:03I am weak.
03:05I am small.
03:07I am weak.
03:09And I don't have the motivation.
03:21The urge to just sit down and have a tantrum right now is very strong.
03:29But I started a live stream.
03:32Which I guess prevents me from feeling comfortable doing that.
03:36That's good.
03:37Maybe I should live stream more often.
03:39Okay.
03:40I just rolled the top part around the bottom part and that...
03:48You know what I can do?
03:49I can put it on a chair.
03:51I think.
03:52I can lift this on.
03:53Why am I not just lifting it?
03:54Okay.
03:55Oh God.
03:56I've lifted it.
03:58Oh, I'm not good.
04:00I'm not okay.
04:02Oh.
04:03I did it.
04:05I did it.
04:06Somewhat.
04:09Oh, that doesn't sound good.
04:12Oh.
04:18Look at the table.
04:20I don't think it's supposed to do that.
04:22Oh God, it's not supposed to do that.
04:23Oh.
04:24I just scratched it.
04:25Oh.
04:30I've done it.
04:32I doubted myself for nothing.
04:37Okay.
04:39Now I put the little who'sy what sits in it and then it's good to go.
04:43And then we'll move on to the couch.
04:45Whoop-a-doo.
04:47Ba-doo-ba-doo.
04:48Okay.
04:59Tools.
05:02Okay.
05:11Oh God.
05:12Oh.
05:13I did a mistake.
05:15Why are there so many things?
05:19You know what they lacked?
05:21Instructions.
05:27Well.
05:29That's something.
05:35All right.
05:36I'm going to show you guys what I'm working with here and we're going to decide together.
05:42I was given this.
05:44I was given this.
05:46And this.
05:48What order do we do the who'sy what sits?
05:54I'm assuming it's going to look like this.
05:57Do we think I swap it?
05:58Do we think I put the little one and then the big one?
06:01Or do we think I've done this correctly?
06:02Yes?
06:03Like this?
06:04Oh.
06:05Boom.
06:06I trust you guys.
06:07Fuck yeah.
06:08Tomorrow I'm going to be playing Valorant with um, it's the other way.
06:20Why are some of you saying it's the other way?
06:21Why are some of you saying it's the other way?
06:22Why are some of you saying it's the other way?
06:23Y'all suck.
06:26Y'all suck.
06:27Fucking garbage.
06:28Fucking garbage.
06:33Why are some of you saying it's the other way?
06:39Y'all suck.
06:47Fucking garbage.
06:48How do you, how do you know?
07:02So, you want me to do it this way?
07:09You want this?
07:18How do you know?
07:21I trust you.
07:23But how do you know?
07:25Why do you know this?
07:27Did you Google it?
07:30What is going on?
07:33Someone should make a poll as a builder.
07:37All right.
07:38We've got Kelly the Builder in here.
07:42You work in Ikea.
07:45I trust that.
07:46Your dad's a mechanical worker.
07:49Y'all, I have never asked the lesbians they know DIY.
07:53I believe that.
07:57I'm only bisexual.
07:59That's why I didn't know this.
08:01That's why I'm only half smart.
08:05Okay.
08:10Your uncle is a very talented builder.
08:14I trust you guys.
08:16Is this good?
08:19Are we happy?
08:24Are you fucking kidding me, man?
08:30Oh, I got it.
08:30Never mind.
08:31Don't you.
08:32It's just a joke.
08:33Just joking.
08:33Um, so I'm thinking, oh, tomorrow I'm going to be streaming again.
08:41We're going to be playing Valorant with Tarek, Toast, Valkyrae, and Sykuno.
08:49Um, and I'll actually be prepared for a stream, so I'll have makeup on and stuff like that.
09:00Um, yeah, I got the group back together.
09:03Wee-wee!
09:03Um, and then, hold on.
09:08I got to bring you over here because I'm so accomplished at building.
09:13Um, and then, I was thinking maybe Wednesday night we do a painting stream.
09:27I want to paint something, I just want to paint an entire canvas red.
09:34So, um, if you guys want to join me for that, then, yeah, that'll probably be Wednesday night.
09:47I'll do a painting stream.
09:48So, tomorrow we'll be gaming.
09:49Wednesday we'll be painting.
09:51It'll be lovely.
09:52Am I an artist?
09:53No.
09:57Do I like to create art?
09:59Yes.
10:01Ugh.
10:02Okay.
10:04This is actually going much better now that I've started streaming.
10:08Aw, Jeff, thank you.
10:10Um, so I'm, I don't know why I can't hear anything.
10:13Oh, why am I acting as if you guys respond to me?
10:17Like, with words.
10:19Like, verbally.
10:21Audio.
10:26So, this, this is, um, my table is so heavy.
10:32I definitely broke my back moving it, but that's okay.
10:39Oh, fuck yeah.
10:41I love my table.
10:46I love my stirs.
10:51I'm so happy.
10:53Oh, fuck you.
10:57Hold on, I'll be, I'll be right back.
10:59I'm just doing this side over here.
11:02Um.
11:04Okay.
11:06Woo!
11:08Ta-da-da!
11:09Here is my table.
11:14Do you like it?
11:16This is my table.
11:23Okay.
11:26Couch.
11:28Now we do couch.
11:29I don't know how to get couch open.
11:53Um.
11:53So, ma'am, that's a box.
11:57Yes.
11:58Yes, Mike.
11:59It is a box.
12:00I need help.
12:03I really do need help.
12:04I, uh, in a lot of ways.
12:06But right now, currently, I just mean in getting this couch out of the box.
12:11And onto...
12:12Ow!
12:12My floor.
12:13I'm fine.
12:14I'm sorry.
12:20Do-do-do-do-do-do.
12:22Do-do-do-do-do-do.
12:23Do-do-do-do-do.
12:32Okay.
12:32I just want to go take a shower.
12:37Okay.
12:37I'm fine.
12:43This is great.
12:45My couch.
12:46I hope it's not broken.
12:50Is the couch done?
12:51Do we need to build it?
12:52I'm pretty sure I need to fucking put legs on it.
12:55Which bothers me.
12:56Oh, yeah.
12:56This is my painting that I'm going to paint red tomorrow.
12:59We're going to paint the entire thing red.
13:03So, say hello.
13:05Say goodbye.
13:07It'll be like the fifth time that I'm painting over that.
13:16Have I varnished or sealed anything?
13:17Actually, yes, I have.
13:18I have sealed something today.
13:23Um.
13:26Good.
13:26But I'm not going to show you because I want to do several other versions of it.
13:38I have to put the legs on the couch.
13:41I'm sorry that this angle is like this.
14:03Um.
14:03Where can I put you guys?
14:05Okay.
14:05Okay.
14:11So, you're stuck with me like this for another little bit until we get this all sorted.
14:20It would be so awesome.
14:23It would be so cool.
14:26Face cam.
14:28Ah!
14:31Okay.
14:32Okay.
14:32Okay.
14:41So, where do you think they would have put the legs is the question.
14:47Because I'm not seeing them.
14:54Inside the couch.
14:57Inside the couch.
15:00They forgot.
15:01They forgot.
15:02You know how people just put their mattresses on the ground sometimes?
15:06I always liked that vibe.
15:07I kind of wanted to do that when I was in high school.
15:09But I didn't have the, like, freedom to make my own room.
15:14I think they're in here.
15:15Okay.
15:15There's a box inside the box.
15:18Um.
15:19So, we can start a whole new trend of putting couches on the floor with no legs.
15:24But not like.
15:26I know there are the couches that are specifically designed for that.
15:28We're going to try the new trend of couches that are not designed for that doing that.
15:38Why is there so much shake?
15:51We're doing good.
15:58I'm pretty sure all of these are two-person jobs.
16:02And I'm hurting my back.
16:04But it's okay.
16:06I've got them all the legs.
16:10Oh, this is going to be so easy.
16:15They're all just ready to be put into the couch.
16:20Sorry.
16:20I'll bring you over here.
16:23It would be so awesome.
16:25It would be so cool.
16:28Five.
16:30Five legs.
16:33One for the middle.
16:37Okay.
16:49Question.
16:50Should I get the couch all the way out of the box before I put the legs on?
16:58Yeah.
17:05Fuck!
17:06I didn't want you guys to say yes!
17:12All right.
17:15Oh, no!
17:16I don't want to!
17:17It's so heavy!
17:19I should be inviting friends over to help me do this.
17:43But I have a lot of social anxiety today.
17:48So, I have put this task on myself.
17:53Alone!
17:54No!
18:08This is fine.
18:10No!
18:11It's so heavy!
18:12I am weak!
18:12My back hurts!
18:13I just want to eat pasta!
18:15Maybe my pasta is here.
18:19Ow!
18:21Does anyone else hate the sound of styrofoam?
18:25Hate it.
18:26I ordered pasta.
18:37I ordered pasta.
18:37So, we're taking a break from the whole, ow, hurt myself, couch thing.
18:53And we're going to eat at the dining table.
19:00Because, you know, I have one.
19:04I don't know if you guys knew that I had a dining table.
19:07Because I'm fancy.
19:08My dining table.
19:21A whole ass dining table.
19:27I also got new bowls today.
19:29Where did I put my new bowls?
19:33I have so many options.
19:36I think I put them right in here.
19:38Fuck!
19:39Shit.
19:40Did I just check?
19:41I already looked in there.
19:42In here?
19:44Oh!
19:45I have the worst memory for this shit.
19:48I know, I know.
19:50Oh!
19:50My new bowls!
19:53Ta-da!
19:54Ta-da!
19:55Ta-da!
20:05Okay.
20:08Ta-da!
20:10Ta-da!
20:12Oh no!
20:14I ate myself!
20:17Ta-da!
20:18Ta-da!
20:18Ta-da!
20:19Ta-da!
20:19Ta-da!
20:20Ta-da!
20:20Ta-da!
20:21Ta-da!
20:25Ta-da!
20:26I ordered pasta from the place that I love.
20:29And I forgot to tell them to make it gluten-free.
20:33Ta-da!
20:33Ta-da!
20:34Ta-da!
20:34Ta-da!
20:34and I have celiac disease so I can't just eat it
20:47why why I was doing so well mentally and now I am sliding down the slope
21:04and I can't even order it because I'm live streaming I don't I don't have another way to
21:13order back to the couch okay
21:19here we are
21:22why
21:29bye
21:36hmmm
21:40okay it's working
21:46no not working
21:59we don't like the couch we want another one it's not gluten free send it back
22:16call Raina see here's the thing Raina would come get wine
22:29all I have is red wine and I don't I don't like red wine
22:37drank my white wine yesterday because I thought I was going to be painting with you guys
22:46um
22:48all right
22:50that works
23:00okay
23:02we're going to be getting this couch out of here
23:08come on Bubba do this for me I'm your new mother
23:16I don't think I have enough space
23:39in my home
23:40for the box and the couch
23:42okay
23:49ew what is that
23:52that's gross
23:55okay
24:09the couch is like as much out of the box as I
24:14think I can get it
24:17so what do I do now
24:19I'm overeating
24:21I want pasta
24:23okay
24:25going back here
24:35stop it
24:42stop it
24:43okay
24:47I need friends
24:54okay
24:55hi
25:10hi
25:25I don't know what to do
25:46I can put the legs on
26:10but then I'm still kind of just fucked
26:13I think this is a two person job
26:15and that makes me sad
26:19you want to move on to the coffee table
26:22take me out to the ball game
26:28take me out to the something
26:30um
26:32I'm pretty sure there's more to that song
26:35I just don't
26:36there's so much trash
26:38fuck
26:41I don't want to deal with this
26:44take me out to the ground
26:49give me Raina's number
26:54yeah sure
26:55come on fuck it
26:57give out my number
27:02but I would never
27:03give out Raina's number
27:05if I gatekeeped that motherfucker so hard
27:08um
27:12alright we're doing coffee table
27:20that's what we're doing
27:22I forgot
27:22okay
27:23make a coffee table with me
27:27actually I'm really hoping this one just comes made
27:30that'd be sick
27:32do me
27:34do me one solid guys
27:35let's have this one already done
27:38wow wow wow wow wow
27:42no we're not doing the legs
27:54oh you're saying the legs might be on the coffee
27:57you're praying for me
27:58oh
27:59guys
28:01are any of you in LA
28:04do any of you want to come build a couch with me
28:07I just want to play video games
28:23and eat pasta
28:24um
28:27but
28:29I have to do this
28:33instead
28:34never buy furniture
28:36if you guys ever want my piece of advice for anything
28:39it's never fucking buy furniture
28:41it's not worth it
28:42it's just not
28:43and then you have stuff in your house
28:47yeah I just moved
28:50bring my couch to Pennsylvania
28:53and you'll help me
28:54that seems like a little bit more work
28:58than
28:58than what I'm looking for
29:02why
29:03all the pieces of furniture
29:05they put in a box
29:06in a box
29:07so I open one box
29:08and I feel great about myself
29:10and then there's another motherfucking box
29:11to deal with
29:12like why do they keep doing this to me
29:15it's like those little
29:23what are those dolls called
29:24what are those dolls called
29:26that have dolls inside of dolls
29:29that's what I feel like
29:31I'm going through right now
29:32the Russian dolls
29:34is that
29:35they're just called that
29:36Matt
29:39oh
29:39chat's moving too fast
29:41Matt
29:43Matryoshka
29:44Matryoshka dolls
29:45those
29:47I loved those growing up
29:48don't like the adult version
29:50with boxes
29:51not as fun
29:52fucking garbage
29:56okay
29:56I'm cutting open the box
30:07I say you buy a mat
30:11and sit on the floor forever
30:13I'm not opposed to this idea
30:15hey
30:16are there any
30:16Korean soap operas
30:18on Amazon
30:18that we could all watch together
30:20because
30:20I think Twitch still
30:21just has a partnership
30:22with Amazon
30:23where you can watch stuff
30:24that's
30:25on Amazon Prime
30:26and I'm really feeling like
30:27watching a Korean soap opera
30:28and
30:30and
30:32I don't have anyone
30:33to watch that kind of stuff with
30:34I don't have anyone
30:36to watch anything with
30:37so
30:37if you guys want to watch
30:38a Korean soap opera with me
30:40woohoo
30:41let's find one
30:43on
30:43Prime
30:44I know
30:45Prime video is not the best
30:46but
30:47we gotta work with
30:50what we got here
30:51guys
30:51make it open
30:57okay
30:58that didn't work
30:59so I'm back to
31:01breaking it open manually
31:02the butterflies
31:05in the door
31:06is that a
31:07Korean
31:07soap
31:08is that what you're telling me
31:09the butterflies on the door
31:11or
31:12oh no
31:13you're
31:14talking about
31:17the butterflies
31:18on my door
31:18I don't want to talk about that again
31:24it would be a dope fucking name though
31:34butterflies on the door
31:36should we
31:40write a show together
31:41called butterflies on the door
31:43why am I like this
31:46because
31:46I don't know
31:47I was born this way
31:49and I hate every second of it
31:50but I'm stuck here
31:51so
31:51we're working with what we got
31:53I'm stuck here too
32:08somebody
32:11come get her
32:14she's dancing like a stripper
32:16okay
32:16um
32:18I'm not
32:19I'm not dancing like a stripper
32:22I'm
32:22but
32:24yeah
32:25whoa
32:25don't trip
32:27with holding knives
32:28that's another piece of advice
32:31thank you for coming to my TED talk
32:32I have cut this tape so many times
32:40oh
32:40the tape wasn't the problem
32:42okay
32:46we are now on the floor
32:49aww
32:53this whole time
32:54I've been working on the wrong box
32:56I guess I needed to get that box open
32:58and get to the other box
32:59but
33:00fuck that's annoying
33:01and this piece of styrofoam won't move
33:05how do I even get this open
33:31thank you
33:32and this one
33:32you
33:32And what I saw
33:33that was
33:33amazing
33:34see you
33:35I have been enjoying the thing
33:36in advance
33:36I saw it
33:37that I didn't talk with in my mind
33:38and this is
33:39with
33:40love
33:40it also
33:40you
33:41I've been doing
33:43getting my podcast
33:43and it kind of
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