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A OLD TikTok livestream by Canthinky taken between (2023-2024)
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00:00:09come on bro i just need to get bored and it's over it will be so over for them if
00:00:13i get bored
00:00:17are you kidding me if i had bored it would be over
00:00:36and i think that's it
00:00:38and that's it
00:00:38and that's it
00:00:40and that's it
00:00:46and that's it
00:01:03Oh thank you for the heart I don't know I think that would be not cool
00:01:15playlists are a window into your world listen to every song add free
00:01:19Oh this is not an extinction chat we have to skip the next song it's not what is Pinky Dog
00:01:35come on it just needs to give me Bob
00:01:37take a deep breath should I save Bob for like if they're like feel better good
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00:02:29I'm sorry I haven't been replying to chat this like games going really long
00:02:38I feel like skipping this skip song skip skip
00:02:54worried about it
00:02:56oh my gosh
00:03:03oh my gosh
00:03:07oh my gosh
00:03:10oh waar
00:03:28No guys we not!
00:03:32The audio is whack.
00:03:34It's not my fault.
00:03:35That's just how deaf tone sounds.
00:03:37Okay guys.
00:03:39Oh I got into Skippy.
00:03:41Yippee-ki-yippee.
00:03:44I like the peacock feather in the background.
00:03:53Meow.
00:03:55I'll be like, what's up?
00:03:57She can't get enough.
00:03:59I don't wanna fall in love.
00:04:01Okay guys, I'm hearing, I'm hearing says, I'm hearing things such as
00:04:10people want to support me.
00:04:13So, what are you guys talking about?
00:04:18I don't know, my server is going to lose a level.
00:04:22Too bad.
00:04:25No, only Scooby Doo.
00:04:27I need more bullets.
00:04:30Bullets.
00:04:30I haven't seen that yet, but I heard people talking about it.
00:04:38Good posture is very important.
00:04:43I'm gonna be honest, if you guys keep spamming it, I'm going to have to, I'm gonna have to
00:04:49be honest.
00:04:50Let's have a look at it.
00:04:51Let's have a look at it.
00:04:54I need more bullets.
00:04:58I need more bullets.
00:05:03Oh got you качеetzung .
00:05:05I now have protein , sir.
00:05:07Let's go to the gym , buddy.
00:05:08Let's go to the , buddy.
00:05:09Let's go to the gym , buddy.
00:05:10And yes , they will know my power .
00:05:12Any more bullets .
00:05:13Any more bullets .
00:05:14Any more bullets .
00:05:16Any more weapons .
00:05:18Any more weapons .
00:05:20I need more bullets .
00:05:21Any more bullets .
00:05:23Go .
00:05:25Thanks for protein .
00:05:26Watch me right at her .
00:05:35loud
00:05:38oh my god
00:05:40oh my god
00:05:43Oh my god
00:05:45Oh my god
00:05:53Oh my god
00:05:57Now that is a weapon
00:06:00Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I need more bullets. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh
00:06:09my god
00:06:10Oh my god. Oh my god
00:06:13Oh my god. Oh my god
00:06:16Some viewers may find the following video disturbing. I need it. I need more
00:06:26I need more bullets. I need more bullets. Oh my god. Oh my god
00:06:39I need more bullets
00:06:43I need more bullets. Asa la vista baby. Asa la vista baby. Asa la vista baby. Asa la vista baby.
00:06:50Asa la vista baby.
00:06:51Nice. He's so cool
00:07:02I need more bullets. I need more bullets. Let me check that big weapon, sir. Let me check that big
00:07:09weapon, sir.
00:07:21Asa la vista baby. Asa la vista baby. Asa la vista baby.
00:07:23Asa la vista baby. Come on, sir. And I'm ready for my next missile, sir.
00:07:31I need more bullets. Oh my god
00:07:35Oh my god
00:07:39Oh my god, bro. Worst to best
00:07:42I'll be popping bottles
00:07:47Bro
00:08:01That is a good song
00:08:03I need more bullets
00:08:05I need more bullets
00:08:06I need more bullets
00:08:09Oh, I show
00:08:10Okay, let's have a look
00:08:11Yeah, I know I'm the millionth person talking about this situation, but how can I help myself
00:08:16I'm an addict and my drug of choice is
00:08:20Silliness
00:08:22Goofy stories are the spaghetti and I'm the meatball. I can't resist
00:08:27So many of you have probably already seen the biggest YouTube live streamer
00:08:31I show speed just had a bit of a whoops a daisy moment on stream
00:08:36He was playing five nights at Freddy's and chica jump scared him and his penis fell out of his shorts
00:08:42Now you might be asking yourself. How is this possible?
00:08:45What kind of paranormal activity took place here to chica crawl out of the screen and pull his dick out
00:08:50for him on camera?
00:08:52Like how did this go wrong?
00:08:53What a weird response to fear to expose yourself after you get frightened
00:08:58I know five nights at Freddy's fandom can get a little wild, but I mean
00:09:02The animatronics tends to be a little bit kooky
00:09:06I've seen the clip
00:09:07I've seen the clip
00:09:09Chica gave him a spook said boo
00:09:12And in response to the jump scare speed stood up saying that he wanted to fuck chica and he was
00:09:18thrusting at the camera
00:09:19One thing led to another and then bang penis
00:09:24So
00:09:24I showed me bro. I showed me bro. Oh, yeah
00:09:32Hmm any interesting youtube videos I have on my youtube my youtube high
00:09:39Non and non each move by lawns
00:09:43Plastic love american psycho with huey and the newest weird ai
00:09:58Do you like american psycho?
00:10:03It's okay
00:10:06Although originally polarizing to audiences and critics alike it developed a much-deserved cult following when released on digital video
00:10:13disc or dvd
00:10:15There it found a second life and really came into its own commercially and artistically
00:10:22The movie works both as a grim examination of male vanity while also maintaining real genre thrill
00:10:29Justifying these total shifts by placing the audience inside the head of the duplicious lead character
00:10:35Christian Bale's dynamite performance gives it a big boost
00:10:42The role almost went to leo, but nobody could have brought that certain ethos and charisma to it quite like
00:10:48bale
00:10:48A role you later called a shade of in christopher nolan's batman pictures. Hey
00:10:53Yes, al why are there newspapers all over the place?
00:10:57Is that like a shimmy lewis on the news joke or something?
00:11:03No, al
00:11:04Hey, is that a raincoat?
00:11:06Yes, it is
00:11:08In 2005
00:11:09What do you mean bro? I'm literally Ryan Gosling
00:11:12Um
00:11:14Um
00:11:23I'm Ryan Gosling guys
00:11:26Okay
00:11:34Hello
00:11:35Hello
00:11:43What a day
00:11:44You look lonely
00:11:51I can fix that
00:11:57You look like a good job.
00:12:31I love, I love, uh, it is so good, it is so good, um, female rage, oh my god, I
00:12:43hate, uh, I hate Pearl, the movie, I hate it, I'm literally rhinegosling, look at me.
00:12:53I'm literally him.
00:12:58Okay, vape addicts, the problem with vape addicts, mistakes you should never make, uh, Lana Del Rey, medieval star, none
00:13:11and none.
00:13:2299, du hast, irumweg, in hobertsand, denkst du vielleicht, raternisch, zägerlich, lehre ich von, 99, du hast, das war so,
00:13:40so was krank.
00:13:57No, I'm not.
00:14:05No!
00:14:06Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:14:10Um...
00:14:12Seven, three, one, two, three, five.
00:14:15I'm Ryan Gosling, okay?
00:14:16Okay?
00:14:18He's me.
00:14:19Just thought I'd clear that up.
00:14:23Oh, wait, I didn't mean to put that on.
00:14:26Um...
00:14:27I live...
00:14:42No, no, no, no.
00:14:44No, no, no, no.
00:14:45So, oh, no, no.
00:14:57We were on the way, on the horizon, with the 99.7th Ballast.
00:15:12The 99.7th Ballast, everyone was a big player.
00:15:18They were in the way, they were in the way, it was a big firework.
00:15:23I think I'm all alone, it's all
00:15:25We're gonna be right
00:15:27I'm not a matter of a shit
00:15:28I'm not a matter of shit
00:15:30I'm not a matter of shit
00:15:32I'm not a matter of shit
00:15:53I'm not a matter of shit
00:16:25I'm not a matter of shit
00:16:35I'm not a matter of shit
00:16:37I'm not a matter of shit
00:16:51No Ryan Gosling jacket on Facebook's market price
00:16:59Oh my god
00:17:15Dog, Facebook isn't it
00:17:18I was trying to look for like a
00:17:23I was trying to look for like a
00:17:29A drive jacket on Facebook marketplace
00:17:33I need more bullets. I need more bullets. I need more bullets
00:17:40No, Mr. Drive drip
00:17:41I'm not
00:17:43Just failed art school. Peace out y'all. Have you considered going into politics?
00:17:54Everybody knows that I'm a good officer
00:17:58No
00:18:02Ryan Gosling is so cool. He's literally me
00:18:08I need the drive
00:18:09I really really really really need the drive jacket
00:18:12Okay
00:18:13Sigma
00:18:14Sigma bowles
00:18:18Costume
00:18:19Maybe I could go as like Andrew Tay
00:18:22For book day
00:18:28Costume
00:18:30Costume
00:18:31Okay
00:18:32Okay
00:18:33Okay
00:18:34Okay chat
00:18:35Look weak
00:18:37Hmm
00:18:37Hmm
00:18:38Hmm
00:18:39Hmm
00:18:40Huh?
00:18:42I am a style
00:18:44Everybody knows I'm a good girl officer
00:18:47Errr errr errr
00:18:49No I wouldn't do a thing like that
00:18:52That's for sure
00:18:53Errr errr errr
00:18:54The house was already on fire
00:18:57I swear I'm not a liar
00:19:01Hmm
00:19:04I need more bullets
00:19:06I need more bullets
00:19:08German
00:19:09Oh my gosh
00:19:10Um
00:19:12Let me see if I have the more bullets
00:19:15Bullets
00:19:16Bullets
00:19:18Bullets
00:19:18Bullets
00:19:20Bullets
00:19:21Bullets
00:19:21Bullets
00:19:21Bullets
00:19:22Bullets
00:19:22Bullets
00:19:25Um
00:19:26Hyper
00:19:27Pump
00:19:32Um
00:19:33What is
00:19:34You know the
00:19:35What is
00:19:36What's the genre of music
00:19:38Called
00:19:40What's the genre of music called
00:19:43That like
00:19:44All the um
00:19:44The people
00:19:45On tiktok
00:19:47Have
00:19:47Like when they're making like
00:19:49Videos
00:19:49You know it's like
00:19:50Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
00:19:56and it's like
00:19:5715%
00:19:57Of the population
00:19:59Get commit half the crimes
00:20:01Um
00:20:03Errr
00:20:04Real
00:20:05You
00:20:06Uh
00:20:07Tiktok
00:20:09The house was already
00:20:10It's not
00:20:11It's not
00:20:11It's like a specific type of hyperpop
00:20:13Uh
00:20:14It's not
00:20:15This
00:20:15No
00:20:17Um
00:20:18Okay
00:20:19Um
00:20:22Uh
00:20:24What
00:20:25Now
00:20:26You
00:20:27See
00:20:28Now
00:20:29You see
00:20:30I just wanna be your sweetheart
00:20:39Someone
00:20:40Uh
00:20:40Someone give me a playlist that has stuff like that on it
00:20:43No
00:20:44No
00:20:56No
00:20:56No
00:20:57No
00:20:57No
00:20:59No
00:20:59No
00:21:00No
00:21:02Guys
00:21:03We're getting into bad ten
00:21:04Territory here
00:21:05You can find my jacket here Kbrill
00:21:14This is not this
00:21:16Who are these random people
00:21:21What gimme ah
00:21:22Um
00:21:23Gimme a playlist name
00:21:24That Sweetheart song is a banger. Give me a playlist name that has the songs
00:21:46Oh hyper warrior, you're probably right. I didn't think of that
00:21:54Oh, yes found I found one
00:21:57Yes, I love kerosene. This is already good. I'm gonna listen to this all day. Thank you for the way
00:22:01it's true
00:22:08I love this song
00:22:26I
00:22:27Can't stop
00:22:37That's new in bros, it's not over for me
00:22:40It's not guys
00:22:42Okay, let's open up
00:22:49Chat chat chat chat chat are they gonna come after me?
00:23:04You wing does work
00:23:09Okay, okay, listen I have proof viewing works, right my cuz I've been viewing ever since I was like young
00:23:18Okay, I I've been I've been a viewer since day one right before it was a whole thing
00:23:23My cousin never mewed in his life. He doesn't even know how to do it, right?
00:23:28Because I was just thought it was correct tongue posture. Okay, it's real my cousin. He's he's like he's like
00:23:38He's like that and I'm like
00:23:46I'm like that over here bro. It is real viewing is real
00:23:50Oh
00:23:56Bone smashing is not
00:23:59He has he's he's got like um
00:24:02I know I don't have like the sharpest jawline but like for a woman I'd say it's fine
00:24:06But um, I do not have a negative canter tilt. It's just the way I do my eyeliner. It's more
00:24:13like
00:24:16It's more neutral I think
00:24:22I
00:24:23Okay, show you how to do it, sir
00:24:24When you move put your tongue
00:24:27Sorry, uh
00:24:31Put your tongue at the roof of your mouth like
00:24:34I don't know where are you?
00:24:36Hold on
00:25:00Okay, the floppers are watching. You don't say- don't say floppers are watching because floppers are good
00:25:13This is not what I'm looking for
00:25:15This is not what I'm looking for
00:25:16Good song, but
00:25:33The gnomes are watching
00:25:34The gnomes are watching
00:25:53Right
00:25:55The gnomes are watching
00:26:11The lax
00:26:11The lax
00:26:15I
00:26:24okay that's enough it's very repetitive but it's very good song
00:26:32playlists are a window into your world listen to every song i've always had a
00:26:37uninterrupted with spotify premium explore three months for free and cancel any time
00:26:45mid song yeah bro this song is so mid guys this chat is out of hand
00:26:54should i pull it out a deep breath chat i don't know if i still have it okay chat
00:27:04okay let's see okay chat okay let's see i don't think i still have it
00:27:15um yeah i don't think i have it oh no we can be russian though
00:27:27um do i have it my mask bro my mask of sound id is beginning to slip
00:27:34it has to be here somewhere
00:27:38somewhere
00:27:40i lost my sage mask guys
00:27:45oh my gosh what flip
00:27:49maybe it's down here
00:27:55for real never lose your patreon
00:28:01oh my gosh i cannot find it
00:28:05this works guys
00:28:13oh my god
00:28:16where is my hair mask
00:28:19guys okay i lost it but i found my allerton chain shirt
00:28:23okay
00:28:29never back down never what
00:28:30never give up
00:28:33never back down never what
00:28:36oh i can't find it
00:28:39is that it
00:28:40oh my god i think i found it chat chat
00:28:47i found it chat
00:28:53but we're gonna turn off this light first
00:29:11oh my god
00:29:13oh my god
00:29:13my um my seam broke
00:29:15just keep your eyes clean
00:29:23oh my gosh it broke
00:29:27chat
00:29:29okay chat
00:29:30we need a fix
00:29:43okay let's see if it broke. my ring light broke. oh my god that's so unfair. it broke. okay
00:29:54we're gonna turn this down a bit but okay why is everything wrong for me? look. this this thing broke.
00:30:13it's so over camp thinky bros. okay i can i can work around this.
00:30:31oh i have the same one i can fix it. no you can't because it's like genuinely broken. oh that's
00:30:37so lame. why does everything have to break from it? oh my gosh bros.
00:30:52these enk- these ones are enko and they're so bad. okay well bros.
00:31:14what am i supposed to do now that my ring light is broken? stay.
00:31:24okay maybe it will stay. um what is this? is this that one? ramestein. i don't like ramestein. they're very
00:31:33um... ramestein's very uh... satanic.
00:31:55why did it have to break? come on bro. why am i zoomed in?
00:32:04okay okay i have an idea.
00:32:19okay that works. look at how red i've gotten because i'm struggling.
00:32:35it's time pockets. oh my god this shoe is so hard to put on.
00:33:07yeah bros.
00:33:20it's so giffy. it's so giffy.
00:33:46yeah it's a ghost cosplay guys. it's um... it's ghost x...
00:33:54um... it's ghost x chi. oh my god i'm gonna ban you joseph stolen because...
00:34:08i'm not checking.
00:34:20i'm not checking.
00:34:51i can't see the mewing burr.
00:34:53i'm not checking.
00:34:56um... iпис.
00:34:57eyes wide shut.
00:34:59eyes wide shut.
00:35:24Oh my god, 7, 3, 1, 2, 5, 6, you're literally me.
00:35:31Never lose your website bros.
00:36:23Hold on.
00:36:24Oh my god.
00:36:55Oh my god, I can't find this stupid statue.
00:37:13I can't find it.
00:37:32Um, I don't really want to look at gun word because it looks a bit too, um, not safe work.
00:37:48Why would I have deleted the Discord?
00:38:08Uh, you can't join the Discord right now because people are making all the counts.
00:38:18Do do do do do do do do do.
00:38:22Do do do do do do do do do.
00:38:44Oh my god, man.
00:38:56You're cosplaying, uh, some Chibitz character, right?
00:39:00Yes.
00:39:21You're gonna do more Shimakaze?
00:39:24Maybe.
00:39:33Do you guys think I look like, um, do you guys think I look like Ryan Gosling?
00:39:42I feel like I look like Ryan Gosling.
00:39:52Yeah, it looks like, uh, I look like Ryan Gosling.
00:39:55Easy bro.
00:40:00Wait, where'd Kay go?
00:40:02What is Ryan Gosling doing here?
00:40:05I'm noobro.
00:40:06I'm just chillin'.
00:40:08You know?
00:40:11Ryan Gosling is a Chad, and I'm also Ryan Gosling.
00:40:15I am him, guys!
00:40:17Thanks.
00:40:19He's me.
00:40:20I'm him.
00:40:25Oh.
00:40:26Oh.
00:40:27Oh.
00:40:29Oh.
00:40:34A little skoofy.
00:40:59In my hands, I hate the beach, but I stand in California with my clothes in the sand.
00:41:07Use a sleeve of my sweater, let's have an adventure.
00:41:11Head into clouds, love my gravity centered. Touch my neck, and I'll touch yours.
00:41:18You and those little high-waisted shorts, oh.
00:41:22There's the eyes, I'll let you know.
00:41:26Angels, you are a rock.
00:41:30There's the eyes, I'll let you know.
00:41:40Angels, you are a rock.
00:41:43There's the eyes, I'll let you know.
00:41:58I can't sing this, it's too fast for me.
00:42:02Every one day, maybe, it was the first day of my life.
00:42:06You came to my heart, my eyes wide open to you.
00:42:09I feel wonder why you take my hand inside.
00:42:12Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me again.
00:42:14You came to my heart, my eyes wide open to you.
00:42:18I can't sing this, I love you more than me.
00:42:21I can't sing this, I can't sing this, I can't sing this, I can't sing this.
00:42:24Kiss me, kiss you again.
00:42:42Kiss me, kiss me again.
00:42:45Kiss me, kiss me again.
00:42:47I wonder how to say this, I am a fooling baby
00:42:50Look at my eyes
00:42:51Please be, don't worry, I dare you as far as
00:42:54I'm a little one day, baby, what's your birthday?
00:42:57You're a little too, I can't do my mind
00:43:00I don't think I feel, I feel, I can't do my mind
00:43:03I'm a kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss
00:43:06I'm a kiss, don't let no one say something about you
00:43:10I'm a kiss, I just I love you more
00:43:12I'm a kiss, I just love you, I'm a kiss, kiss
00:43:15I'm a kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss you again
00:43:18Kissed you again, I don't want no friends that get me lonely
00:43:23I get tears, there's my cupcakes hard
00:43:26Touch me there, kiss me and warm me well
00:43:30No
00:43:30I'm a kawaii princess in the castle
00:43:34I'm just a vampire, I'm not a nest
00:43:37So this made me cry and made me bleed
00:43:40I'ma play your game if I'm gonna win
00:43:43She's not around me, I know you can break me
00:43:46This song's so fire
00:43:47It was the best day of my life
00:43:59You came to my eyes wide, open to your eyes
00:44:02No wonder how to take my hand inside
00:44:05Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me again
00:44:07I'm a kawaii princess in the castle
00:44:12You're so lucky more than me at all
00:44:14I'm a kawaii princess in the castle
00:44:16Such a fire song though
00:44:17I'm a kawaii princess in the castle
00:44:19I'm a kawaii princess in the castle
00:44:26You can't take a drug
00:44:31You can't take a drug
00:44:52This music's got me hyped for a watch, chat.
00:45:25This is not a good song.
00:45:35How is this hyperborean, bro?
00:45:56You should cosplay a girl from Girls Lost Tour or Tanya.
00:46:01I have cosplayed from Girls Lost Tour and also, I've also got my Tanya cosplay on the way.
00:46:32I'm flying by the lights, you're not guessing.
00:46:38Shit, got to school, no.
00:46:52I'm not denying it, it's a good song, but...
00:47:04I'm not feeling a lot of the songs yet.
00:47:17This is a skip.
00:47:26Yeah, yeah, here we go.
00:47:51I'm not feeling a lot of the songs yet.
00:47:57I'm not feeling a lot of the songs yet.
00:48:17I'm not feeling a lot of the songs yet.
00:48:28Okay guys, I'm gonna live for ten more minutes and then I'll pack it up.
00:49:01I'm not feeling a lot of the songs yet.
00:49:02I'm not feeling a lot of the songs yet.
00:49:02I'm not feeling a lot of the songs yet.
00:49:12My fingers really hurt because I burnt them.
00:49:15I'm not feeling a lot of the songs.
00:49:58I'm white.
00:50:38This goes for 10 minutes, bro.
00:50:43Okay, I'm going to go around instead.
00:50:47When I drop it, I should kind of move.
00:50:51Push, push on.
00:51:00This is, this is, no, no.
00:51:02This is, this is, this is, this is, this is.
00:51:26I'm giving you a night.
00:51:29I'll tell you how I feel.
00:51:36I want to drive you through the night, down the hill.
00:51:47I'm driving.
00:51:51I don't want you here.
00:51:56I don't want you here.
00:51:58I don't want you here.
00:52:02I don't want you here.
00:52:05I don't want you here.
00:52:07I don't want you here.
00:52:10There's something inside you.
00:52:15It's hard to explain.
00:52:20They're talking about you, boy.
00:52:26They're talking about you, boy.
00:52:47When you're still the same.
00:52:52It's my song.
00:52:55Stop copying me.
00:52:57731263.
00:52:58Dude, it's not cool.
00:53:01I want to drive you through the night, down the hill.
00:53:11I don't want you here.
00:53:20I don't want you here.
00:53:22I don't want you here.
00:53:24I don't want you here.
00:53:25I don't want you here.
00:53:25I don't want you here.
00:53:26I don't want you here.
00:53:27I don't want you here.
00:53:34I don't want you here.
00:53:39It's hard to explain
00:53:44They're talking about you, boy
00:53:49And you're still the same
00:53:55There's something inside you
00:54:00It's hard to explain
00:54:06They're talking about you, boy
00:54:10And you're still the same
00:54:16There's something inside you
00:54:21It's hard to explain
00:54:27They're talking about you, boy
00:54:32What you used to have to say
00:54:38There's something inside you
00:54:41Oh my god, Widow just killed me
00:54:44There's...
00:54:45Bro, the haters, right?
00:54:55The haters taking a bad quality screenshot of my face
00:55:00From a lower angle
00:55:02Do it all you want
00:55:03Do it all you want
00:55:04Take the screenshot
00:55:05Take it
00:55:08You can't phase me
00:55:09No one can phase me
00:55:12No one can
00:55:13Hey guys, I'm Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20
00:55:16And this is Matchbox 20
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00:55:41I'm sick of these stupid ads
00:55:46Barbie sucked
00:55:48Only Ryan Gosling was
00:55:49Ryan Gosling was good in it
00:55:52I liked how he had all the thing where he turned it into a patriarchy
00:55:57But I hated the Barbie movie
00:56:00It was so...
00:56:01It was pandering
00:56:03Pandering, I say
00:56:04It was pandering to gay people
00:56:06It was pandering to liberal feminists
00:56:10I'm not saying there's something wrong with liberal feminists
00:56:13I'm saying it was so obviously pandering
00:56:36Oh my god, this water
00:56:37This water was all over my meat
00:56:43I hate the...
00:56:45A smokin'
00:56:59I'm playing Overwatch
00:57:02I would show the game
00:57:04But I can't move my ring light
00:57:05Because it's broken
00:57:11Since I felt this way
00:57:13So you know how I can do it
00:57:17But I don't know how I can do it
00:57:20I have my song
00:57:22And I feel like it's not
00:57:25Say and don't have your song
00:57:31Dumb night!
00:57:55Oh my god!
00:57:56Mei, have you even died once?
00:57:58It's over for you
00:58:00Yeah, get dead
00:58:03Get dead
00:58:03Mei has had five deaths
00:58:07Okay
00:58:22It's wild, bruh
00:58:24Yeah, that's what I forgot
00:58:26No one pushing the robot, guys
00:58:28Nice one
00:58:29Real nice one, champions
00:58:32Oh my god, bruh
00:58:34Get off me
00:58:39Free
00:58:41I'm a full guy, guys
00:58:43I'm a full guy
00:58:49I'm very strategic, guys
00:58:51I'm playing chess
00:58:56Because
00:58:57People need to message me
00:58:59Before subbing to my Patreon
00:59:00Because there's a special Patreon server
00:59:03Where you can actually get
00:59:04Like cosplay photo sets
00:59:05If that makes sense
00:59:08Only stupid people
00:59:10From that song
00:59:18For me
00:59:22Oh shit
00:59:29Chat
00:59:31Chat
00:59:32Chance, chance, chance
00:59:33Oh my god
00:59:51Special Patreon
00:59:53Okay
00:59:53So basically
00:59:55Okay
00:59:55Let me explain this Patreon thing to you guys
00:59:58because it's not like weird or anything but um basically what is happening what is bastion doing
01:00:06anyway what if what i've done is i've created a server where i upload my cosplay safe for work
01:00:13photo sets um safe for work photo sets uh because it's um stupid and it won't let me
01:00:23have like a regular patreon so this is what i have to do the lengths i have to go to
01:00:28chat um anyway
01:00:30like uh uh anyway it's like all safe work so you guys can stop being weirdo freakadoids
01:00:41oh look heather is going to whine whine whine all night you don't deserve to live why not
01:00:47yourself you have a sedative whine whine like there's no santa claus you're pathetic because
01:00:56you won you won you won your ass is off the team come on and put your life
01:01:13i pinky promise it's safe work guys
01:01:20her hair bead is uneven what
01:01:29clean your room what blood
01:01:35my room is clean
01:01:54what is wrong with my hair i don't understand oh oh my god i didn't understand never mind
01:02:01i'm so silly guys it fell down
01:02:16guys i fixed it
01:02:37what the hell is bastion doing
01:02:38oh oh shit pharaoh please please i'm innocent lady i'm innocent lady
01:03:23how dare you use that picture of the joker
01:03:29what do you mean what's wrong with plastic wall plants
01:03:33uh this song is um lower my shades
01:03:39yippee chat yippee yippee yippee yippee uh thanks
01:03:49of course may got player of the game stupid little wide one
01:04:01may may
01:04:04may
01:04:09might do a may cosplay to set an example you know
01:04:20yippee yippee yippee yippee yippee yippee yippee and what's the best okay this is my last game
01:04:32Man, man.
01:04:55Man, man.
01:05:36I know this has lyrics, but I'm not singing them.
01:05:45My addiction is so bad.
01:05:51Okay, so thank you for the rose.
01:05:53Smells so good.
01:05:54Thank you for the rose.
01:05:55Smells so good.
01:05:55So when I'm on the Chan, basically I get up in the morning, I check all my messages and
01:06:06then I go on Sturdy Chan and I read all through the previous thread.
01:06:12It's actually pretty interesting though this time.
01:06:14And then...
01:06:24And then I check it at school as well.
01:06:27And it's kind of...
01:06:28I have to be really sneaky because if people see what I'm looking at on my screen, they're
01:06:33going to be like, what the hell?
01:06:33What is she looking at?
01:06:35You know?
01:06:35Like, you know what I'm saying?
01:06:41Okay, at least I got that kill.
01:06:43Anyway.
01:06:45And then I check it on the bus as well.
01:06:51And then if the thread's still going, I'll just be on and off it during when I'm just doing
01:07:01whatever.
01:07:02And then I check it before I go to bed.
01:07:09My sleep schedule's really messed up lately.
01:07:13It's really bad.
01:07:16It's really bad.
01:07:27So yeah.
01:07:31That image is literally me.
01:07:49Guys, I think Jobe has gotten an addiction to Sturdy as well.
01:07:57Messed up.
01:07:58It's like...
01:07:59I'll check my screen time when I finish stringing.
01:08:04So we'll see.
01:08:05We'll see chart.
01:08:34We've nearly got the guy.
01:08:41Get forward.
01:08:52Bob?
01:08:53Is Bob nearly ready to do something?
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01:09:13Um, I have my volume off in class all the time, so...
01:09:18Take a deep breath.
01:09:25Feel better?
01:09:27Good.
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01:09:50Okay, this is the last song.
01:09:55Boop!
01:09:55minor music plays.
01:10:04It's my eyeliner that makes it look like I'm got a negative pantom seal.
01:10:20This song's so fun.
01:10:27Bro hasn't started bone smashing.
01:10:39I'm burn smash.
01:10:44Thank you for the dinosaur.
01:10:46Thank you for the dinosaur.
01:10:49Burn smashing.
01:10:50I've sold that one guy.
01:10:53He looks messed up from burn smashing, so I don't know.
01:11:08Listen!
01:11:24Compression.
01:12:03Okay, guys.
01:12:05Can I get a bye in chat?
01:12:13This is not pre-record, guys.
01:12:17Shoddy is not look-maxing.
01:12:18Thank you for the roars, but, um...
01:12:21Can we get a bye?
01:12:25Bye, y'all.
01:12:29Bye, everyone!
01:12:31Bye!
01:12:33We're out.