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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35No, you're going to cry like a little baby.
00:02:06Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose.
00:02:14Who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth 10 million dollars. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:30There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:40Oh.
00:03:42I wouldn't dare.
00:03:43Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:05Hmm.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:31I want to join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:34Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:42Oh.
00:04:43And that's Eric.
00:04:47He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's too.
00:04:52Hey Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:56Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah. You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:03Sweet.
00:05:04Then I'm in.
00:05:05Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:07Later, babes.
00:05:09Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He's just calling me.
00:05:12I think he likes you.
00:05:14Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Okay.
00:05:17Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33You sound fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen.
00:06:22Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:30I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kinda lame.
00:06:34Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
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00:07:00Let's go.
00:07:01Let's go.
00:07:02Let's go.
00:07:03Let's go.
00:07:04Let's go.
00:07:05Let's go.
00:07:06Let's go.
00:07:07Let's go.
00:07:08Let's go.
00:07:09Let's go.
00:07:10Let's go.
00:07:11Let's go.
00:07:12Let's go.
00:07:13I feel like you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:17How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:18Is it just Rose?
00:07:19Yes.
00:07:20Rose will suffice.
00:07:21How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:23That's enough.
00:07:24Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow.
00:07:28Ow.
00:07:29Oh, my God.
00:07:30Ow.
00:07:31There's something in my eye.
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:33Something's in my eye.
00:07:34I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:35Yeah, where is it? It's in my locker. Go get it over there. Yeah, go go
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:05Oh
00:08:09That'll show the bitch
00:08:19Rose
00:08:22Where are you
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy
00:08:30Rose
00:08:35Come on. What are you doing in the boys locker room? Jason? Is that you? Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me. I saw her come in here. What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here? I gotta get out of here before I get caught
00:09:05I'm so sorry
00:09:07I'm so sorry
00:09:09I'm so sorry
00:09:13I'm so sorry
00:09:15I'm so sorry
00:09:16I'm so sorry
00:09:20I'm so sorry
00:09:21Oh, gosh, you!
00:09:22Excuse you much?
00:09:23You
00:09:28I'm so sorry
00:09:38Excuse you much
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:45I
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing, absolutely nothing, but I think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:24Listen up secondhand Rose, chasin' off limits, understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us
00:10:48That's it
00:10:50You are my new project
00:10:52Tomorrow, my house makeover
00:10:54Okay
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer
00:11:06Ugh
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:21You don't have money
00:11:23We'll win
00:11:24I promise we'll win
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric
00:11:28You're crazy
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon
00:11:37Oh
00:11:39Okay, well first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51Be there
00:12:01It's okay
00:12:03Being a queen bee is important
00:12:06Is your chance to be popular?
00:12:08It's not important to me
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19Just go
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:23Fine
00:12:25Whatever
00:12:33Wow
00:12:35You're fitting in fast
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected
00:12:40Thank you
00:12:42She means that as a compliment
00:12:44Probably
00:12:46Yeah, definitely
00:12:48You know, it's not everyday someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner
00:12:54Wow
00:12:56So modest
00:12:57Loves it
00:12:59Hey, good form out there
00:13:00Good form out there
00:13:01Thanks
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:11Oh my god, ow!
00:13:12I think I pulled something
00:13:14You okay?
00:13:15No
00:13:17Oh god
00:13:19Jason, I think I need a heroic accent
00:13:21Exit
00:13:22You're not serious
00:13:24I am
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault
00:13:28Ah!
00:13:31Ah!
00:13:33Ah!
00:13:35Don't worry
00:13:36I'll bring him back
00:13:38Later
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see ya
00:13:41I'll see ya
00:13:42She's being nice
00:13:43That's never a good sign
00:13:48Oh my god, ew
00:13:49Look at these losers
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:13:52Doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53Private tutors
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:59Um, no
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians
00:14:01She told me so herself
00:14:03Wow
00:14:06You know, for fun
00:14:08Sometimes the girls and I
00:14:09We start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this
00:14:26Now watch what happens
00:14:29Ew
00:14:36Hey, Eric
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby
00:14:42Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do
00:15:06You lied to me
00:15:09Why?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter
00:15:27Coach is looking for you
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming
00:15:30Gabby
00:15:31Gabby
00:15:33I'm so sorry
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric
00:15:38They're calling me
00:15:39Take a thought
00:15:42Okay, I
00:15:44Didn't start that
00:15:46But I also didn't stop it
00:15:47And I hate myself for that
00:15:52Let me make it up to you
00:15:53How?
00:15:56Give me one chance
00:15:59This Saturday
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:05I want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:08No tricks
00:16:09Just the truth
00:16:13If you're lying
00:16:14I swear to God
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34Relax, it's just where I live
00:16:37It's not who I am
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do
00:16:47But, yeah, Norman likes me better, so I
00:16:54Come on
00:17:11Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely
00:17:18And I wanted to make friends
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24I would trade places with you everyday
00:17:27It's not all that
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane
00:17:34So what are you gonna do?
00:17:36I'm gonna take her down
00:17:39How?
00:17:41Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46No way!
00:17:48No way!
00:17:49I could teach you
00:17:51Girls day and a vendetta
00:17:54And that's rich
00:18:06She did that on purpose!
00:18:24She looked me dead in the eye and bam!
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:30You can ask Abby
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick,
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:26Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:48Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:53You're just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:02Uh, okay.
00:20:05I think you swear.
00:20:07Heh.
00:20:08So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:14Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:24Figures.
00:20:25Pinky swear.
00:20:27Awesome.
00:20:28Awesome.
00:20:29But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything, and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:30Oh, my God.
00:20:31I'm so relieved.
00:20:32So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:33Just friends.
00:20:34Promise.
00:20:35What the fuck is your problem?
00:20:36What are you talking about?
00:20:37Why are you being such a bitch?
00:20:38Why are you being such a bitch?
00:20:39Look who's talking.
00:20:40knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain. Oh my god. I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now? Just friends.
00:20:57Promise. What the fuck is your problem? What are you talking about? Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking. You tormented Gabby. You torment everyone. Actually, you are the massive
00:21:12bitch. Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers? Since forever. I have no idea what I was
00:21:20thinking hanging out with you. Oh please, you loved it. You loved every second of it. I tolerated it
00:21:27because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego. Oh honey,
00:21:32your halo? It's slipping. And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh honey, your halo? It's slipping. And yours was always fake. You have a complete lack of compassion
00:21:52for everyone around you. And by the way, your taste is abhorrent. Okay, I don't know what that means,
00:22:00but it better mean awesome. It means it sucks. Says the, uh, homeless white trash girl who dresses like
00:22:07a bum. Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat. Okay, well you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you? I've always been better than you. I was just
00:22:18too polite to say it. This is war, Rose Smith. Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:44Ah!
00:22:46Ah!
00:22:48Ah!
00:22:50Ah!
00:22:52Ah!
00:22:54Ah!
00:22:56Ah!
00:22:58Ah!
00:23:12Hey!
00:23:13Hey!
00:23:15I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important. No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:21What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:32I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:24:07Like this.
00:24:07Like that.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:13Mm-hmm.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Mm-hmm.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the tennis team.
00:24:30You know,
00:24:33I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:05Yeah.
00:25:08Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:26No.
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Ugh.
00:25:36Ugh.
00:25:45Oh, my God.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:49Oh, my God.
00:25:51Oh, my God.
00:25:52Oh, my God.
00:25:54Oh my god.
00:25:56Oh my god.
00:25:58Oh my god.
00:26:00Oh my god.
00:26:02Oh no.
00:26:04Oh no.
00:26:06Oh no.
00:26:08What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:38Checkmate.
00:26:46Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:52I owe you one.
00:26:54Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:06Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:14He doesn't even know me.
00:27:16Then they let on.
00:27:20Maybe.
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are they okay?
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:34There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:36Gross older guy? Even better.
00:27:38I'm gonna ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:50Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:56This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember.
00:28:00The school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:18Mm-hmm.
00:28:20Saved you a seat.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:24No, you don't.
00:28:26Jason.
00:28:28What did you say about you?
00:28:30Sorry, Eric.
00:28:31On the way back?
00:28:32Yeah.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:34Sure.
00:28:35Okay.
00:28:36Sure.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:38Sure.
00:28:39Sure.
00:28:40Okay.
00:28:41Sure.
00:28:42Okay.
00:28:43Sure.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Sure.
00:28:46Hey.
00:28:47Hey.
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:49Hey.
00:28:50Hey.
00:28:51Hey.
00:28:52Hey.
00:28:53Hey.
00:28:54Hey.
00:28:55Hey.
00:28:56Hey.
00:28:57Hey.
00:28:59Hey.
00:29:05Boopy.
00:29:06I'm gonna sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone.
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:26show up so you're gonna go I don't think I'd be welcome why not I'll be going well okay then I'll
00:29:45go listen one chase and I want Rose so well looks like we have something in common exactly I got a plan
00:30:15all right here we go this was a mistake I don't belong here yes yes you do you're with me
00:30:22that's my point see Eric is here I don't think I can take more rejection
00:30:27this could be a turning point just stick with me
00:30:35okay
00:30:36ready
00:30:41oh look Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:50hi
00:30:54no thank you I don't drink of course you don't so you virgins ever been to a real party before
00:31:04oh my god you are virgins shut up son stop being a jerk
00:31:12okay how about a little game of truth or dare yeah truth or dare
00:31:18oh Gabby to Eric truth or dare
00:31:28uh Eric truth or dare
00:31:32truth
00:31:33oh my god come on Gabby we don't have all night
00:31:43what's your favorite color what's your favorite color uh okay what kind of question is that blue
00:31:48virgin
00:31:50Sloan
00:31:50what
00:31:52okay
00:31:53ooh
00:31:56Eric to Rose
00:31:58okay
00:31:59Rose
00:32:00truth or dare
00:32:01dare
00:32:03you gotta give me a kiss
00:32:04wait
00:32:06what come on Rose
00:32:10Rose
00:32:10rose
00:32:11rose
00:32:12rose
00:32:13rose
00:32:13rose
00:32:14rose
00:32:14rose
00:32:15rose
00:32:15rose
00:32:17rose
00:32:17verse
00:32:20Ros
00:32:26what the hell
00:32:27hey
00:32:27a
00:32:28watch out of my ass
00:32:29oh yeah
00:32:30what are you gonna do about it
00:32:31No, Gabby, wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:24Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I thought the door was in.
00:33:45I...
00:33:45Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50So beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:22What the?
00:34:22What the?
00:34:24What the?
00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:31Oh, God.
00:34:34Oh.
00:34:34Oh.
00:34:47Oh.
00:34:48Oh.
00:34:48Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Perry?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:17Ah.
00:36:19Ah.
00:36:20Ah.
00:36:20What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:58Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
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00:38:55Thanks.
00:38:56Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:25What?
00:41:29I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:31I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:44Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:01Hey, Virgin.
00:43:02Did you hear the news?
00:43:03Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:04And we're going to prom together.
00:43:06Hmm.
00:43:07That's a lie.
00:43:08Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:10Oh.
00:43:11Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:12Enough, Sloan.
00:43:13I'm done.
00:43:14I'm done.
00:43:15Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:16You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:17Everyone knows it.
00:43:18And no one knows it.
00:43:19And no one knows it.
00:43:20You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:21You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:22You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:23You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:24And no one seems to care.
00:43:25And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:26Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:27Because I don't believe it.
00:43:28And even if it's a low-rent slut.
00:43:29You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:30You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:31You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:32You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:33You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:34You're just a low-rent merged moronic,
00:43:54and if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back, or what?
00:44:11Take that back, or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight
00:44:25Girls, girls what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow, ow my foot, oh my god, I think she broke my foot
00:44:31Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence
00:44:39Third strike, you're out, expelled
00:44:44Now go get your things
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her, I didn't touch you
00:44:50I said go
00:44:53You heard the man go
00:45:01And, expelled
00:45:09But the academy decathlon
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch
00:45:32What? You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of no's and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college
00:45:39Oh honey, you were never going to college
00:45:41You're too stupid
00:45:42This has a girl who's body count is higher than her IQ
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:05Gabby, wait
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now
00:46:18We're disqualified
00:46:20Rose
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost
00:46:24But I tried
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship
00:46:28I don't get to go to college
00:46:31And it's all because of you
00:46:32But, you and your drama
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot
00:47:02And it's allesen
00:47:10But I told you I don't like to...
00:47:17And I love it
00:47:29I called like this
00:47:31Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:59How did you find out?
00:48:01Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:29I had to sleep with Sloan.
00:48:31She drugged me.
00:48:33And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:45Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:55Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:17I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:19You're so beautiful.
00:49:25I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:27You're so beautiful.
00:49:29I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:31I'm crazy about you too!
00:49:33But you may be alone!
00:49:35Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:29OK, I give up.
00:50:32You should give up.
00:50:34I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52OK.
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:57You keep on.
00:50:59Come on.
00:51:00Come on.
00:51:01Come on.
00:51:02Come on.
00:51:03Come on.
00:51:04Come on.
00:51:06That way I would just go.
00:51:07Come on!
00:51:08You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:04I love you, Rose.
00:52:24I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, too.
00:53:05I'm a virgin.
00:53:08I worked up a 19th night.
00:53:14I have to drive.
00:53:17So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh. What?
00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:14So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:31Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed?
00:54:39I feel awful.
00:54:41I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:45Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well...
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:56Yes, indeed. I am aware.
00:54:58But...
00:55:00I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:03Are we ready to leave?
00:55:05Hey, Gabby.
00:55:07Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:08Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:09Wait, what...
00:55:11What happened?
00:55:13Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:15What?
00:55:17I don't know.
00:55:19I don't know.
00:55:20I don't know.
00:55:22I don't know.
00:55:23I don't know.
00:55:25I don't know.
00:55:26I don't know.
00:55:27I don't know.
00:55:28I don't know.
00:55:29I don't know.
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, let's go.
00:55:46Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:08Is she doing here?
00:56:09Is she doing here?
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security!
00:56:24Security!
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it!
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:50What the?
00:56:51No, everyone, turn it off!
00:56:52Turn off the videos!
00:56:53You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:58And Sloan drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:03And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:05You bitch.
00:57:06Security!
00:57:07Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:08No.
00:57:09Please.
00:57:10No.
00:57:11No, get off me!
00:57:12Do not touch me!
00:57:13Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:14Jason!
00:57:15Ugh!
00:57:16Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:45And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:50Audrey Rose Winterspin.
00:57:51Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:57:52Come on!
00:57:53Come on!
00:57:54Come on!
00:57:55Come on!
00:57:56Come on!
00:57:57Come on!
00:57:58Come on!
00:57:59Come on!
00:58:00Get up there, Rose!
00:58:01Come on!
00:58:02Come on!
00:58:19Congratulations!
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls, this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:43Hey.
00:59:44Hey, wanna dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Congratulations.
01:00:40Yes, girl.
01:00:43Yes, girl.
01:00:47Yes, girl.
01:00:55And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:13I'll see you guys later.
01:01:21Peace.
01:01:22Peace.
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