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Jack Kelly est devenu flic et veut venger la mort de ses parents et le kidnapping de sa sœur.
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00:02:23Gumbaya
00:02:25Oh Lord
00:02:29Gumbaya
00:02:31Those were the golden tones of the soldiers
00:02:37singing that stakeout classic
00:02:39Gumbaya
00:02:41Now for my next number
00:02:43Oh
00:02:45Wait
00:02:47Everything's going dark
00:02:49I
00:02:51I
00:02:53Can't see
00:02:55Oh my god
00:02:57I'm blind
00:02:59Oh
00:03:03Jack Kelly
00:03:05Foreign Marine and undercover agent was found dead today
00:03:09Cause of death
00:03:11Excessive masturbation
00:03:13Due to extreme boredom while waiting for a drug bust
00:03:17Kelly
00:03:19Known to his legions of fans as soldier
00:03:23First went blind
00:03:25Then later completely lost his mind as he yanked himself silly while waiting for the neighborhood bad guys
00:03:36According to a superior lieutenant Lewis Boulder
00:03:39This has been the third masturbation death to strike the force this year
00:03:43More news later
00:03:45More news later
00:03:49Hey Lou
00:03:50You know you asked me
00:03:51This guy
00:03:52Got a few screws loose
00:03:53Hey don't let this kid fool you
00:03:54I checked him out personally
00:03:56He was a marine
00:03:57One of the elite
00:03:58Huh?
00:03:59Yeah he was hooked up with an outfit called search and destroy
00:04:01Now what's that Lou?
00:04:02The Marines called them snake eaters
00:04:04Oh shit
00:04:05Hey you want some of this?
00:04:07Nah it goes right through me Lou
00:04:09Yeah it sure does
00:04:11You know you got to be one tough son of a bitch to make it as a snake eater
00:04:15And from what I hear this guy, Kelly
00:04:18Yeah?
00:04:19He was one of the best
00:04:21Tough, imaginative, and a real fighter
00:04:24So what happened Lou?
00:04:25What did he do go off to the wall without his helmet on?
00:04:27Il a pas de l'hélaminé ?
00:04:31Oh, c'est bon, Lou !
00:04:36Il est juste un type de rebellieux.
00:04:38Il ne connaît pas des figures d'autorité.
00:04:40Je pense que les marines ont appelé ça «failure à l'adaptation ».
00:04:43C'est bon, Lou, c'est tout nous avons besoin.
00:04:45Vous savez comment les...
00:04:47les militaire-stuffes-chirts sont.
00:04:49Ce qu'ils considèrent un problème, nous considérons un bon cop.
00:04:53Je me souviens que la prochaine fois que je vous demande, Lou.
00:04:56Est-ce qu'il y a un quart pour un café ?
00:04:58Sure, je vais prendre mine.
00:04:59Merci beaucoup.
00:05:05C'est malheureux, Lou.
00:05:10Oh, je vais vous débrouiller ce programme pour un report.
00:05:12Il nous semble que notre bus de l'adaptation a l'arrivée.
00:05:14Stay tuned, boys.
00:05:19Well...
00:05:26Welcome to Club Paradise.
00:05:36We're all out of food, beverage, and furniture,
00:05:40but we have a fine selection of rodent and insect life.
00:05:43We're all out of food.
00:05:48Please come in.
00:06:01All right, soldier.
00:06:02Strip.
00:06:03On our first date?
00:06:09No dinner, dancing, small talk.
00:06:11What kind of animal do you think I am?
00:06:13Nothing personal.
00:06:15I just want to make sure you're not wired.
00:06:17I'm not wired.
00:06:22I haven't been near anything white in a week.
00:06:24This stuff on my lip?
00:06:25It's baby powder.
00:06:26Very funny.
00:06:27Hey.
00:06:28Strip, soldier.
00:06:30What's your game?
00:06:33Well, maybe you have something to hide.
00:06:35I ain't got nothing to hide.
00:06:39How do I know you're not a cop?
00:06:45I got an idea.
00:06:47You and me are gonna play a little game.
00:06:50You show me yours, I'll show you mine.
00:06:56It's only fair.
00:07:20That guy's gonna strip with a wire on.
00:07:21Sounds like he's just trying to talk his way out.
00:07:23The bra.
00:07:3210 to 1 says he won't take his pants off.
00:07:34I thought you'd never ask.
00:07:53The underwear, soldier.
00:07:54What, do you think I'm gonna hide a wire in my underwear?
00:07:56Honey, it looks like you've got the whole radio station.
00:08:00I know.
00:08:02OK.
00:08:12I know you're counting.
00:08:13I know you're counting.
00:08:14You're counting.
00:08:15I'm not going to.
00:08:16I know you're counting.
00:08:17I know you're counting.
00:08:18I know you're counting.
00:08:20The underwear, soldier.
00:08:22What, do you think I'm gonna hide a wire in my underwear?
00:08:24Honey, it looks like you've got the whole radio station.
00:08:26So, Lou, where the hell did he hide the wire?
00:08:43What next, Lou?
00:08:45I think they're going to consummate the drug bust.
00:08:48You mean they're going to screw?
00:08:49No, he's teaching her to make funny noises.
00:08:53Hey, who's that, Lou?
00:08:54Shh.
00:08:56You know these guys?
00:08:58It's about time you got here.
00:09:00That's it.
00:09:01The wedding's off.
00:09:03Hey, baby, I see you really missed me.
00:09:05I've got a short attention span.
00:09:08Okay, asswipe.
00:09:10Hand over the cash, and I won't blow your balls off.
00:09:14Although I should for screwing my girlfriend.
00:09:17Looks like she already screwed you.
00:09:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, enough out of use.
00:09:21I've got business to do.
00:09:23You're not the only guy I'm going to fuck over today.
00:09:26Wait a minute.
00:09:30You guys ain't got no drugs?
00:09:33Yeah, I collected money.
00:09:36I made promises, man.
00:09:39Might as well pull the trigger and get it over with.
00:09:41I'm dead.
00:09:43Let's go.
00:09:49Serves you right for doing business with a chick.
00:09:52I'll write the stash is in the other room.
00:09:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:59You think I'm stupid, asswipe?
00:10:02Go nice and slow.
00:10:05We'll be right behind you.
00:10:07Oh, easy.
00:10:55C'est parti !
00:11:25C'est parti !
00:11:27C'est parti !
00:11:29C'est parti !
00:11:31Hey, Chloe !
00:11:33I forgot to tell you about the fire escape ?
00:11:37You prefer it, soldier !
00:11:39Come on, soldier !
00:11:42Get us all !
00:11:47Hi, boys !
00:11:49Care for a cigar ?
00:11:53I don't believe this, Will !
00:11:57This guy's crazy !
00:11:59Get us out of here !
00:12:01Oh, no, no, no !
00:12:05What'd you go and do this for ?
00:12:07Uh, want to make sure they stick around ?
00:12:10How am I gonna explain this one to the DA ?
00:12:12First, you go and bop some broad you're supposed to be making a buy from.
00:12:16Then you spike these guys !
00:12:18When we got them dead to rights !
00:12:20I ain't got a drug bust !
00:12:21I got two guys with holes in their feet !
00:12:23Let me tell you something !
00:12:24These two clowns are gonna be out on the street before you can put your cock back in your pants !
00:12:28Maybe I should've used this !
00:12:38Jesus !
00:12:39You're a fucking menace to society !
00:12:41The Marines are right !
00:12:42You can't take orders !
00:12:43You're an oddball !
00:12:44No, you're some kind of nutcase !
00:12:46Turn in your badge !
00:12:47You're on suspension !
00:12:49Does this mean I don't get to ride in the car with a little red light on top anymore ?
00:12:59Get the hell out of my sight !
00:13:04Don't forget about the chick in the fire escape !
00:13:09She's out here, Lou !
00:13:13Hey, soldier !
00:13:14Hey, listen, there's one thing I gotta know !
00:13:17Where'd you hide the wire ?
00:13:24Well, I'll be dead !
00:13:29All right !
00:13:47I think it's about time our daughter put some clothing on !
00:14:01Jennifer !
00:14:05Jennifer !
00:14:06Time to get dressed !
00:14:07Never mind, dear !
00:14:08She can't hear you with the music blaring !
00:14:10It's getting cold up there !
00:14:11I'm gonna go in and get changed, okay ?
00:14:13What do you think it is ?
00:14:14It could be a log !
00:14:15Who knows ?
00:14:16Harold, this place is giving me the creeps !
00:14:19Relax, Dorothy !
00:14:20We're on vacation !
00:14:21I know, but maybe we should head back down the river and spend the night in town !
00:14:22We wouldn't get there before morning anyway !
00:14:25We wouldn't get there before morning anyway !
00:14:27I know, but maybe we should head back down the river and spend the night in town !
00:14:29We wouldn't get there before morning anyway !
00:14:31It's just flooded !
00:14:33I'll have us out of here !
00:14:34It's just flooded !
00:14:35I'll have us out of here !
00:14:36I'm gonna get some water !
00:14:37Just take it !
00:14:38Oh !
00:14:39Don't be the last time !
00:14:40I know !
00:14:41You have to be the rest !
00:14:42It's going to be really out of here !
00:14:44That's blowing !
00:14:45That's blowing !
00:14:46I've been too high !
00:14:48That's blowing !
00:14:49You have to go out !
00:14:51A minute !
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00:16:04Jennifer?
00:16:05Very funny, Jennifer.
00:16:07Give me the screwdriver, would you?
00:16:09The name's Junior. Welcome to my neighborhood.
00:16:24Hello, neighbor. Hey, don't worry about us. We only look ugly. Inside we're a warm and friendly bunch. So what do you say we spend a little time together and get warm and friendly? What do you say?
00:16:42What do you say, you slimy scum-sucking piece of shit? You wanna be friends? Boys, the man says to make ourselves at home. I think he likes us.
00:17:12Evening, ma'am. Smells real good. Tastes good too. Here, Slim. This pig's me.
00:17:33What do you want? Just visiting, ma'am. Where's my husband?
00:17:38Your husband? Oh yeah. He's a real swell guy. He's outside with Cousin Clyde right now.
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00:33:12Extended front forks.
00:33:16Anywhere the name's king, what can I do for you?
00:33:19You're in my family a houseboat. Kelly.
00:33:21Kelly, Kelly.
00:33:24Oh, man, kid, sorry about your family, man.
00:33:27A tragedy. A real goddamn tragedy.
00:33:31What the hell kind of death trap did you run him anyway?
00:33:33I know you're grieving, boy, so I'm just gonna ignore that last statement.
00:33:37I may look like a broken-down old fart to you,
00:33:39but I'll have you know my fleet is in tip-top shape.
00:33:43Well, then what the hell happened, man?
00:33:46I don't know. Could have been a match at the gas tank,
00:33:48could have been the stove, could have been anything.
00:33:50Did you talk to the sheriff?
00:33:53They haven't found my sister yet,
00:33:56so I'm gonna go up north and look for her.
00:34:01Maybe those boys can help you.
00:34:03It happened up near their place.
00:34:07Who in the hell could that be?
00:34:09I'll be right back.
00:34:32The old man said you could help me out
00:34:36with some information about my family.
00:34:37Do I know you?
00:34:41Uh, no.
00:34:42Name's Kelly.
00:34:44My sister disappeared in a boating accident up near her place.
00:34:47We told the law everything we know.
00:34:49We ain't got nothing else to say.
00:34:50The whole lot of stuff...
00:34:51She may still be alive.
00:34:55Take a look at this.
00:34:56Nice piece of ass.
00:35:03Oh, yeah.
00:35:06Yeah, you be sure and tell me if you find this girl.
00:35:09I could always use a nice piece of ass.
00:35:12She'll give a slap in her.
00:35:13Ah, I could alwaysator a mutter.
00:35:15Oh, yeah.
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:19Oh, yeah.
00:35:20That's funny.
00:35:21Oh, yeah.
00:35:21Yeah, weren't you.
00:35:22Oh, yes.
00:35:22He did job funny.
00:35:25Sometimes I son of a it.
00:35:33Well done.
00:35:35Oh !
00:35:35It's Vie LaPier.
00:35:35Oh!
00:35:36No, it'sanyak's here.
00:38:57Oh, oh, oh, I didn't get much sleep last night, I'm gonna take a nap, wake me up in five minutes, okay, five minutes, yeah, sure, five minutes.
00:39:27We ain't got no fancy shower or nothing, but you can wash up if you want.
00:39:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:40:27You got something in mind, squirt?
00:40:46I was just gonna fool around a little.
00:40:48I wasn't gonna hurt her or nothing.
00:40:50She's mine.
00:40:52Now get out of here before I whip your ugly hide.
00:40:54Come on, move your ass.
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00:43:23C'est parti.
00:43:25C'est parti.
00:43:27Vous voulez que je me ride cette...
00:43:29C'est parti.
00:43:31Il va me remercier.
00:43:47Qu'est-ce qu'on va faire avec la fille, Junior?
00:43:49Je ne sais pas.
00:43:51Vous voulez que la fille ?
00:43:53La fille ?
00:43:55Je ne sais pas.
00:43:57Je ne sais pas.
00:43:59Alors, je ne sais pas le jeune, Junior.
00:44:01Je n'ai pas le bon, Junior.
00:44:03Je n'ai pas le bon, Junior.
00:44:05Je ne sais pas, c'est pas ça, Junior.
00:44:07Je ne sais pas.
00:44:09C'est pas vous.
00:44:11C'est pas le jeune.
00:44:13Je ne sais pas.
00:44:15C'est peut-être que la fille,
00:44:17mais je ne sais pas, c'est pas la fille.
00:44:19Il y a beaucoup de blood dans l'arrière ici.
00:44:23Tu peux le faire pour vous.
00:44:25Il y a déjà.
00:44:26C'est pourquoi il est fait qu'il était wet l'autre jour?
00:44:29Il n'y a pas.
00:44:30Il n'y a pas.
00:44:32Il n'y a pas.
00:44:33Je ne sais pas.
00:44:34Il n'y a pas.
00:44:35Il n'y a pas.
00:44:36Il n'y a pas.
00:44:38Je ne sais pas.
00:44:40Il n'y a pas de rien ici.
00:44:43Je ne sais pas ce que je vais faire avec la fille.
00:44:45Mais je ne veux pas de vous slime.
00:44:49Júnior, c'est mon nom.
00:44:51Tu te fais pas de lui.
00:44:53Ou peut-être que tu ne vas pas de l'arrière.
00:44:55Si le gars vient de s'encher.
00:44:59Oui, Júnior, il n'y a pas de bien avoir une fille.
00:45:02Il n'y a pas de problème.
00:45:06Le gars, il y a pas de face.
00:45:09Et tu as une petite accident.
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00:46:42I don't know what to say.
00:46:54I can't thank you enough, man.
00:47:00Wish I was going with you.
00:47:02I could be your bodyguard.
00:47:06No laugh.
00:47:07I can kill a man with this hand,
00:47:09and I'm scared of this son of a bitch myself.
00:47:10I can't kill you.
00:47:12I can't kill you.
00:47:26Hé, et non, il est encore là !
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