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00:00:00Excuse me, it's okay.
00:00:02It's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:05It's okay.
00:00:07Let me help her back.
00:00:30It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:33Maruzella, Maruzella.
00:00:42Vedi, questo è Napoli.
00:00:44Napoli è pieno divertimento.
00:00:46Ci sono posti per divertirti e posti che ci sono brutti.
00:01:00Alla prossima.
00:01:06I'm looking for the concert.
00:01:07And then you drive right by it.
00:01:09There it is.
00:01:13Very funny.
00:01:23I think it's gonna be good.
00:01:25Must be.
00:01:30Traffico di Napoli.
00:01:32Contra le nuove.
00:01:33Cazzo.
00:01:34Questa si fa al primo posto.
00:01:37Cazzo.
00:01:43Shit.
00:01:46Can't buy my wallet.
00:01:51In a real estate case?
00:01:52No.
00:01:53No, no.
00:01:54It's not where the real estate is.
00:01:55Somewhere?
00:01:56Maybe it's in a car.
00:02:00What are you doing?
00:02:05What are you thinking?
00:02:08Allô, for the first time.
00:02:10Oh, nothing!
00:02:15He hunted any of them.
00:02:19Did you tell her you were sitting there?
00:02:22No!
00:02:22One moment ...
00:02:23No, no!
00:02:24No, no, no, no!
00:02:26I need you, Sonny. Come, Mummy.
00:02:33Where did you have it last?
00:02:36The train station, I think. The exchange booth.
00:02:42Oh, Jamie. I'm sorry.
00:02:47That bastard at the train station started when you dropped all your stuff.
00:02:53This is 170, not 70.
00:02:56Where do we need to go?
00:02:57We need, we need, we need sevens.
00:03:10Here we go.
00:03:20Is this it?
00:03:21Thanks, Sonny.
00:03:26It's nice.
00:03:27Yes, I have a credit card. The number's on file on my computer.
00:03:32Yes, I have them here.
00:03:33Okay.
00:03:34Five, five, three, three.
00:03:35Seven, six, four, five.
00:03:36Eight, seven, eight, seven.
00:03:37Nine, one, five, seven.
00:03:38Five, five, three, three.
00:03:39Five, seven.
00:03:40Yeah.
00:03:41Expires 12.
00:03:42Yeah.
00:03:43Expires 12.15.
00:03:44Nine, one, five, seven.
00:03:45Five, seven.
00:03:46Five, seven.
00:03:47Five, seven.
00:03:48Yeah.
00:03:49Expires 12.15.
00:03:50No, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately.
00:03:51We're here for two weeks.
00:03:52No, I'm working here.
00:03:53Okay.
00:03:54Okay, five, five, three, three.
00:03:55Seven, six, four, five.
00:03:57Eight, seven, eight, seven.
00:04:00Nine, one, five, seven.
00:04:01Five, seven.
00:04:02Yeah.
00:04:03Expires 12.15.
00:04:04No, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately.
00:04:05We're here for two weeks.
00:04:06No, I'm working here.
00:04:07Yep.
00:04:08Expires 12.15.
00:04:09No, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately.
00:04:11We're here for two weeks.
00:04:13Can we even help you help you?
00:04:15No, I'm working here.
00:04:20Yes, I'll hold.
00:04:22We love how they ask.
00:04:24As if I have a choice.
00:04:25Do you know what I'm gonna try to do while I'm here?
00:04:28Besides learn Italian.
00:04:29I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous.
00:04:32You don't at all.
00:04:33I don't know what I'm trying to do.
00:04:34I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous.
00:04:35I admire you, I just think it's too late for me.
00:04:39That's not true.
00:04:41You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
00:04:44And besides, what's the point?
00:04:47The whole bloody world speaks English.
00:04:49Well, I am going to finally transcribe the tapes.
00:04:54Yes.
00:04:56All right.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:01Well, if you can see it through to the end,
00:05:04I think that's wonderful.
00:05:07What does that mean?
00:05:09Nothing.
00:05:10Nothing?
00:05:13I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen.
00:05:15I always have, you know that?
00:05:20You shouldn't sound very supportive.
00:05:25You have my support.
00:05:26I'm sorry if that came out wrong.
00:05:31I just know how emotional listening to them can be.
00:05:34Has been for you.
00:05:35I think enough time has passed.
00:05:37Well, that's great.
00:05:39I could hear you.
00:05:40I always have to have a good idea.
00:05:41I think I'm kidding.
00:05:42I guess we could see you.
00:05:43I didn't think I was just a sign.
00:05:45That's a good idea.
00:05:46I haven't yet.
00:05:47I didn't know if you've gotten out of love.
00:05:48That's a big deal.
00:05:49That's a big deal.
00:05:50I just don't know if we can do it.
00:05:51Why do you think he killed himself?
00:05:52Why do you think he killed himself?
00:06:08David Foster Wallace.
00:06:13I don't know.
00:06:17You can't get a sense by his writing?
00:06:20You have to read it when I'm done, though.
00:06:22Do you think he recognized a blank infinity, just stretching out?
00:06:34He got to this point, maybe, where it was just day after day after day.
00:06:39I really don't know, John.
00:06:40Just so tedious.
00:06:44And then, of course, he felt guilty.
00:06:46Most people think life is too short, and there he was, all the talent in the world, and it wasn't enough.
00:06:50Can I, can we not talk about this?
00:06:54Just, just, just a bit more, then.
00:07:12Love you.
00:07:15Love you, too.
00:07:16Do you feel all right?
00:07:37Do you feel okay?
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:40Are you sure?
00:07:41Mm-hmm.
00:07:49Mm-hmm.
00:08:02Mm-hmm.
00:09:02Are you sure you won't come with?
00:09:18You'll be so busy.
00:09:21We get boring all alone.
00:09:24I think someone should be here in case the card is delivered.
00:09:26True.
00:09:33Then I think I might go out, see what the world has to offer.
00:09:37If you do, leave me a message, okay?
00:09:42So I can worry about you.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:44I've left you some money here.
00:09:54I'll see you later.
00:09:55Have a good day.
00:09:56I'll see you later.
00:10:08Okay.
00:10:09testing testing okay do you have any stories for my book what kind of stories stories are you
00:10:30prepared or i can ask them a list of stories that dad told me about go ahead and ask from
00:10:35your father's list god rest his soul let's start with the war we went into an air raid shelter my
00:10:42mother your great-grandmother she was shaking sirens wailed and and then there was the sound
00:10:49of a bomb and the man next to us he said i was in a shelter last night with my wife and my little boy
00:10:56and half of it got blown away there was blood in his hair he was all alone that nearly finished my
00:11:04mother you know here we were in this tiny town in england miles from germany from russia from
00:11:12italy from any front lines and this man he had blood in his hair
00:11:19and uh cappuccino
00:11:26and uh cappuccino
00:11:34we were riding our bikes to school when the germans started firing at us
00:11:49we were riding our bikes to school when the germans started firing at us we jumped into a hedge
00:12:03we were terrified but afterwards we couldn't stop laughing
00:12:08it feels nice if i'm the only one who remembers that it's as vivid to me as if it happened yesterday
00:12:15oh hi leonard it's jane i decided to take an impromptu trip to ischia or um ischia as they pronounce it
00:12:27see i'm learning a little bit um anyway i'll be home later i hope you have a good day bye
00:12:35those friends are all dead now there's no one left that's one of my regrets you know
00:12:43sometimes i think i should have had more children not just your father
00:12:48you're all alone now that your parents are gone no brothers no sisters
00:12:55i'm upsetting you
00:13:00let's talk about something else
00:13:03you want to ask me more boring questions about the war
00:13:06all right then
00:13:09uh scusi
00:13:11scusi um the castle
00:13:14castle
00:13:16parlato inglese
00:13:17no no no no
00:13:19no no
00:13:19um
00:13:20castello
00:13:22oregonese
00:13:23andare
00:13:25andare
00:13:26andare
00:13:29they'd been shot through the neck
00:13:31the bullet went in one side and came out the other
00:13:35and there were all these bomb holes filled with water and he couldn't tell which was the german side and which was the allied side
00:13:42when he came home after something like that
00:13:46you couldn't really complain to him about anything now could you
00:13:50i'm actually going there now
00:13:51to the castle
00:13:53you speak english now
00:13:54yeah why do you think i was italian
00:13:55yeah
00:13:56yes
00:13:57that's great that's cool
00:13:58hey hey hey
00:13:59where are you from
00:14:01london
00:14:02no
00:14:03in america
00:14:04come on
00:14:05maine
00:14:06no shit i'm from massachusetts that's crazy that's weird right
00:14:10yeah
00:14:11vacation
00:14:12oh
00:14:13are you
00:14:14what are you here on vacation
00:14:15oh
00:14:19sorry i thought you were saying you were on vacation
00:14:21me no
00:14:22me no
00:14:23so come on
00:14:25my husband is working in naples
00:14:29what does he do
00:14:30he is playing in a concert at the end of the night
00:14:34cool
00:14:35what does he play
00:14:36viola
00:14:37viola
00:14:38mm-mm-mm
00:14:39the viola
00:14:42any good
00:14:43yes
00:14:44very
00:14:48how do you keep your violin from getting stolen
00:14:50you put it in a viola case
00:14:54right
00:14:55that's not funny
00:14:57what's the difference between a viola and a coffin
00:15:00a coffin
00:15:01a coffin has a dead person on the inside
00:15:03because viola players are dead
00:15:06no
00:15:07why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation
00:15:10because even though you know it's coming
00:15:13there's nothing you can do about it
00:15:16i can't help it i've got this weird autistic mind for jokes
00:15:20and i went to this music slash nerd summer camp when i was like ten and i play the triangle
00:15:24and i'm an only child so
00:15:26you know understand
00:15:30you look too young to be married you newlywed
00:15:33no
00:15:34no
00:15:35no
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00:16:00no
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00:16:05no
00:16:06ah
00:16:07hey have you got 50
00:16:09you can catch it
00:16:10grazie
00:16:11grazie
00:16:12What brought you out of here today?
00:16:36Barry.
00:16:36Ha!
00:16:37Barry.
00:16:39I like it.
00:16:39They have this device down in the basement.
00:16:43It's like a torture cage.
00:16:44They lock you in there until you turn to bones.
00:16:48Can you imagine dying by just sitting there?
00:16:51That would suck.
00:16:58In like the 1300s, thousands of families lived in this castle.
00:17:03It doesn't smell pretty bad.
00:17:05All those people crammed onto this rock.
00:17:09Wow.
00:17:12I know.
00:17:13I've been coming here every day and it still gets me.
00:17:17If only we could kill off all the tourists.
00:17:20You're a tourist.
00:17:22No, I'm not.
00:17:23I came out here a few months ago with this volunteer organization dedicated to studying the relic populations of dolphins and whales in the Gulf of Naples.
00:17:34I can't tell if you're joking.
00:17:36I'm dead fucking serious.
00:17:40I just didn't want to go to college and they paid for me to come over.
00:17:43Four connecting flights is a 72-hour plane ride, but you know, it was worth it.
00:17:47My first time out of the U.S.
00:17:49How old are you?
00:17:49I'm 19.
00:17:50It's my birthday today.
00:17:52Is it really?
00:17:53Uh-huh.
00:17:54Happy birthday.
00:17:55Thank you very much.
00:17:55Yeah, so I left the program after, like, a month.
00:17:59Fuck the relic dolphins!
00:18:02I stayed on the island because I have this awesome living situation.
00:18:05I'll tell you the short version.
00:18:07Basically, I used to have ancestors in Ischia, so when I come over, I Facebook this second cousin twice removed.
00:18:12The second cousin twice removed, in case you didn't know, is when one person's great-grandparent is another person's great-great-great-grandparent.
00:18:18I'd love to hear the long version.
00:18:19Sorry, anyway, so this relative gave me the name of this great-uncle who lives on the island, so I show up, he answers the door, and he's, like, the oldest fucker I've ever seen, easily pushing a hundred.
00:18:32A hundred?
00:18:33Yeah, if not older, he's, like, deaf and blind and about four feet tall, and he mumbles a couple of things to me in some crazy dialect, ushers me inside, pours me a glass of wine, and leads me to this basement apartment, and, uh, yeah, I never left.
00:18:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:19:19Love teaches me to feed on flames and tears, to turn withered hope green through desire,
00:19:48to re-enslave my heart each time love frees his noble face from that heavy disdain.
00:19:56Who is that?
00:19:58Vittoria Colonna.
00:20:01Ah, the woman who lived here.
00:20:04You read that in your guidebook this morning, didn't you, Jane? Sneaky.
00:20:10Yeah, I've decided to learn Italian by committing to memory all the sonnets she wrote to Michelangelo in English and Italian.
00:20:17I thought Michelangelo was gay.
00:20:19Ah, according to history and the muscular thighs of his sculptures, yes.
00:20:24But that didn't stop her from loving him.
00:20:28Let's hear it then.
00:20:30In Italian.
00:20:32Let's hear the poem.
00:20:34Come on.
00:20:36I'm impressed.
00:20:39Are you hungry?
00:20:40No.
00:20:41No.
00:20:42No.
00:20:43No.
00:20:44No.
00:20:45No.
00:20:46No.
00:20:47I'm impressed.
00:20:49Are you hungry?
00:20:50Why, are you going to take me out?
00:20:51Yeah.
00:20:52All right then.
00:20:53Okay.
00:20:54Okay.
00:20:55Two pastas with the...
00:20:56... house for my sonnets...
00:20:59...
00:21:00...
00:21:01...
00:21:02...
00:21:03I'm impressed.
00:21:04I'm impressed.
00:21:08You hungry?
00:21:10Why, you gonna take me out?
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:18Alright then.
00:21:24Two pastas with the house sauce, please.
00:21:27Red. Red, please.
00:21:29Uh-huh.
00:21:31Grazie.
00:21:32So you're really not gonna tell me what you do?
00:21:39I write freelance articles about parties and fashion trends in town and country UK.
00:21:45There's something else.
00:21:53I'm writing a book about my grandmother's experiences in rural England, living through two world wars.
00:22:00I recorded her for hours and hours.
00:22:03But now...
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:08What don't you know?
00:22:11You wanna listen?
00:22:13A little?
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15Yeah.
00:22:16Yeah?
00:22:17Yeah, I know it.
00:22:18I love to listen.
00:22:19There's something else.
00:22:20Yeah, I love you.
00:22:21I love you.
00:22:22I love you.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24I love you.
00:22:25I love you.
00:22:26I love you.
00:22:27Well, it's tangled up.
00:22:35I won't laugh.
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:42Awful as it was, it made you stronger.
00:22:45These days people whine about all sorts of things.
00:22:49I'm not one of those old people who think my time had the only joy and the only problems.
00:22:54We all have our own private wars every era,
00:22:57but it was nothing like, it really brought people together, the war.
00:23:02We helped each other during that time.
00:23:05We had to laugh, we had to smile.
00:23:08Well, if not for ourselves, then for the people we'd lost.
00:23:12I'll shut that thing off.
00:23:13Would you get it out of my face?
00:23:18That is like, it's like a window in time.
00:23:22This sort of thing, which you always did before someone died, you know?
00:23:27My husband thinks I'm never going to finish it.
00:23:30I shouldn't care what anyone thinks.
00:23:32We met while I was recording her.
00:23:35Bonding over Granny, huh?
00:23:38Make it sound perverse.
00:23:40That's what it was, right?
00:23:43Buongiorno.
00:23:43Buongiorno.
00:23:44I got pregnant, so we got married.
00:24:01I lost the baby.
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:06I'm sorry.
00:24:06I'm sorry.
00:24:14I'm sorry.
00:24:15I'm sorry.
00:24:16I'm sorry.
00:24:17I'm sorry.
00:24:18I'm sorry.
00:24:19I can't take it away.
00:24:20Yes, thank you.
00:24:29I didn't go back after that to the States.
00:24:31Did you, uh, did you ever hear that story about the Red Strain?
00:24:43I think I might have.
00:24:44Tell me.
00:24:45It's like this Asian proverb says that anyone you're destined to meet, like, uh, your soulmate
00:24:56or your family or, you know, someone you bump into on the street, we're all connected
00:25:04by this red string.
00:25:08It can be tangled or stretched, but it can never be broken.
00:25:12There's this moment in the tape, I'm sitting, waiting in the airport bar for my flight, and
00:25:26I'm talking into the recorder, rambling on about how I'm about to embark on this amazing
00:25:32adventure and how I'm going to show World War II from a totally different perspective.
00:25:41But...
00:25:41I don't know if it's that interesting.
00:25:48That's the whole point, isn't it?
00:25:51Keeping it interesting for yourself.
00:25:54Maybe.
00:25:56Maybe I just want to write about nothing.
00:26:01Everything is nothing.
00:26:03Everything is nothing.
00:26:04All the best.
00:26:05Compliano.
00:26:06Grazie.
00:26:07Grazie.
00:26:08Grazie.
00:26:09That's it.
00:26:10Make a wish.
00:26:11Oh, yeah.
00:26:12Make it great.
00:26:13Make a wish.
00:26:14Oh, yeah.
00:26:15Make it great.
00:26:16Okay.
00:26:20Bravo.
00:26:21Bravo.
00:26:22Bravo.
00:26:23Hey.
00:26:24What do you mean?
00:26:25What do you mean?
00:26:26What?
00:26:27Grab my hand.
00:26:28Wait.
00:26:29Go.
00:26:30Go.
00:26:31Go.
00:26:32Go.
00:26:33Go.
00:26:34Oh, my gosh.
00:26:35Oh, my gosh.
00:26:36Oh, no.
00:26:37What?
00:26:38What?
00:26:39What?
00:26:40What?
00:26:41What?
00:26:42What?
00:26:43What?
00:26:44What do you mean?
00:26:45Stronzo.
00:26:46Hey.
00:26:47Hey.
00:26:48Hey.
00:26:49Hey.
00:26:50It's a carabinerian.
00:26:51Wait.
00:26:52Please.
00:26:53No.
00:26:54No.
00:26:55No.
00:26:56No.
00:26:57No.
00:26:58No.
00:26:59No.
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:01No, no.
00:27:02Yeah.
00:27:03No.
00:27:04We can't go back.
00:27:05We can't go back.
00:27:06We can't go back.
00:27:07Go back.
00:27:08We can't go back.
00:27:09Get back.
00:27:10No, no.
00:27:11I'm a wreck.
00:27:12No, no.
00:27:13No, no.
00:27:14Come on.
00:27:15Come here!
00:27:16Come here!
00:27:17Come on!
00:27:18Come here!
00:27:19Come here!
00:27:20Come here!
00:27:21Come here!
00:27:22Come here!
00:27:23Come here!
00:27:24Come here!
00:27:25Come here!
00:27:26Come here!
00:27:27It'd make you feel better if I said I said no one day up.
00:27:30Yes, it's true!
00:27:31Yes, it's true!
00:27:32Yes, it's true!
00:27:34I made the check when I went to the bathroom.
00:27:38You're horrible!
00:27:42You're horrible. You're really horrible.
00:27:45Come on, let's go. Come on.
00:27:48Quick. Let's go.
00:27:51Why are we still running?
00:27:53I don't know why we're still running.
00:28:06Oh, my gosh.
00:28:12It went up my nose.
00:28:21Can we come back?
00:28:23Maybe.
00:28:26Maybe is not a no.
00:28:29And since I don't have a phone,
00:28:31you're going to have to give me your number
00:28:33for cheap thrills and future crimes committed.
00:28:37No.
00:28:40Fair enough.
00:28:42I've got to go catch a fairy.
00:28:57Hey.
00:29:03Why do violists
00:29:04keep their viola cases
00:29:08on their dashboards?
00:29:09Why?
00:29:22So they can park in handicapped spots.
00:29:29Oh.
00:29:32Happy birthday.
00:29:35Oh, yeah.
00:29:47Baby.
00:29:48Oh, yeah.
00:29:58Come on.
00:30:29You're awake.
00:30:50Yeah, I've got so much of this stuff to get through.
00:30:55That's it.
00:30:58Nice.
00:31:25I've got a bicycle seat.
00:31:27They stay with me too.
00:31:32Jane.
00:31:33Tony.
00:31:34Got some pastries.
00:31:39Still asleep?
00:31:40Jane.
00:31:41Jane.
00:31:42Jane.
00:31:43Got some pastries.
00:31:48You're still asleep?
00:31:53Jane.
00:31:54Jane.
00:31:55Jane.
00:31:57Jane.
00:31:58Jane.
00:31:59Jane.
00:32:00Jane.
00:32:01Jane.
00:32:02Jane.
00:32:03Jane.
00:32:04Jane.
00:32:05Jane.
00:32:06Jane.
00:32:07Jane.
00:32:08Jane.
00:32:09Jane.
00:32:10Jane.
00:32:11Jane.
00:32:12Jane.
00:32:13Jane.
00:32:14Jane.
00:32:15Jane.
00:32:16Jane.
00:32:17Jane.
00:32:18Jane.
00:32:19Jane.
00:32:20Jane.
00:32:21Jane.
00:32:22Jane.
00:32:23Jane.
00:32:24Jane.
00:32:25Jane.
00:32:26Jane.
00:32:27Jane.
00:32:28Jane.
00:32:29Jane.
00:32:30Jane.
00:32:31Jane.
00:32:32Jane.
00:32:33Jane.
00:32:34Jane.
00:32:35Jane.
00:32:36Jane.
00:32:37Jane.
00:32:38Jane.
00:32:39Jane.
00:32:40Jane.
00:32:41Jane.
00:32:42Jane.
00:32:43Jane.
00:32:44Jane.
00:32:45Jane.
00:32:46Jane.
00:32:47Jane.
00:32:48Jane.
00:32:49Jane.
00:32:50Jane.
00:32:51Jane.
00:32:52Jane.
00:32:53Jane.
00:32:54Jane.
00:32:55Jane.
00:32:56Jane.
00:32:57Jane.
00:32:58Jane.
00:32:59Jane.
00:33:00Jane.
00:33:01You reminded me of that, at that time.
00:33:05You were 19 when we met?
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:08I wouldn't have described it as carefree back then, not at all.
00:33:12Well, I felt nostalgia, or something, for youth.
00:33:15You're not old, Jane.
00:33:18We ran out on the bill.
00:33:20You just ran out? What do you mean you ran out on the bill?
00:33:23Perhaps I'm not explaining it well. It was... it was fun.
00:33:29It was just fun.
00:33:40How was work?
00:33:43The conductor's actually a descendant of Walter Legg, which is fascinating.
00:33:48The three of us should plan a dinner before we leave.
00:33:50I'd like that.
00:33:56Jane?
00:33:59Oh, my God.
00:34:01This is Caleb.
00:34:03Hi. No, no, we were just talking about you.
00:34:05We were? That's so weird.
00:34:07Sit, please. Sit down. Join us.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:10What?
00:34:11I don't have a chance of a wreck.
00:34:14I know, right?
00:34:19I'm off to you when I get back pretty soon.
00:34:21That's okay.
00:34:22I-I already ate, so I'll just grab a coffee or something.
00:34:34Grab the check, please.
00:34:36Okay.
00:34:37In a cafe, play, play?
00:34:43Oh, no thank you.
00:34:44Jane.
00:34:45Jane.
00:34:46Jane.
00:34:47You don't smoke.
00:34:48Yes, I do.
00:34:50Sometimes.
00:34:51At parties.
00:34:52You know that.
00:34:53Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:55Grazie.
00:34:56Grazie.
00:34:57Grazie.
00:34:58Okay.
00:34:59Italian food's so overrated.
00:35:00I love it.
00:35:01There's no variety.
00:35:02English food, on the other hand.
00:35:03Say what you like about it.
00:35:04There's nothing like a good steak and kidney pie.
00:35:06I went to this party the other day in this villa owned by this old, drunk expat.
00:35:12And they had, like, a private chef and everything.
00:35:13And they were serving this, like, loaf of meat, covered in sauce with all these other
00:35:19loaves.
00:35:20And this girl came over to me and said it was a cat.
00:35:23No.
00:35:24No joke.
00:35:25Like, a roasted motherfucker.
00:35:26ex-pat and they had like a private chef and everything and uh they were serving this like
00:35:31loaf of meat covered in sauce with all these other loaves and this girl came over to me and
00:35:37said it was cat no no joke like a roasted mommy cat and her kittens that is disgusting true story
00:35:47why don't you tell leonard one of your viola jokes
00:35:56come on come on let's hear one
00:36:04um i have one
00:36:09what is the definition of perfect pitch
00:36:16what
00:36:17when you throw a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim
00:36:24you didn't just make that up i did it's too good i did well i'm impressed and i'm stealing it
00:36:30you can pretty much make that joke about any instrument
00:36:35you play anything this and that you know
00:36:41shall we what time to go already
00:36:48so what's next new agenda caleb um i'm thinking tibet oh tibet really yeah there's just think
00:37:08it's called the shopping festival at the end of the summer yeah i've heard about that that's where the the buddhist monks unroll all the tapestries on the hill
00:37:15right the monks the monks the monks so pretty how do you support yourself you know a bit of this a bit of that
00:37:23all right then i'll walk you does anybody have a pen you got a pen yeah i have a pen
00:37:37i have a piece of paper you guys should definitely come over to the island i'll take you somewhere
00:37:53fun you know don't knock on the front door come around the side
00:37:56thank you and thanks again for yesterday
00:38:07oh no problem
00:38:08hey
00:38:11ciao
00:38:13how stoned are you
00:38:22come on man we should tell him it's not a big deal
00:38:25so you're saying you smoke back at her
00:38:30occasionally can we do something fun tonight
00:38:33sure
00:38:35i'm fine from here
00:38:40okay
00:38:41see you after work
00:38:42yep i'll be waiting
00:38:55hey
00:39:14god you scared me
00:39:16are you following me
00:39:18maybe
00:39:19is that weird
00:39:20yeah
00:39:21i couldn't sleep last night
00:39:32you told me you were staying near the port so i got the first ferry this morning i came looking for you
00:39:39this morning i came looking for you and i can't believe i found you
00:39:46at the station
00:39:49in the little bit
00:39:50you
00:39:52i came in
00:39:54in the morning i have been looking for you
00:39:56you
00:39:59you
00:40:00you
00:40:02yeah
00:40:03you
00:40:08What are we doing?
00:40:29I think we'll make it out.
00:40:33So sexy.
00:40:35And beautiful.
00:40:38I think we'll make it out.
00:41:08I can't do this.
00:41:09What?
00:41:09I can't do this.
00:41:11Why?
00:41:22Do you do this a lot?
00:41:24What?
00:41:24Do you do this a lot?
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Do you seduce women?
00:41:28Is this what you do?
00:41:29Do you need to be less serious?
00:41:39Don't follow me.
00:41:40Do you need to be less serious?
00:41:45Do you need to be less serious?
00:41:47I don't know.
00:41:47Do you need to be less serious?
00:41:52I can't do this.
00:42:53He had moustaches.
00:42:56But he was shipped off.
00:42:58I never saw him again.
00:43:04Anyways, I met your grandfather not long after, and we got married.
00:43:08Was it love at first sight with grandpa?
00:43:12Love at first sight?
00:43:14Stop that thing.
00:43:16I know.
00:43:18You're home early.
00:43:27I do deserve that.
00:43:29Can I just move for your husband?
00:43:32Jane, I'm sorry. Just give me a minute.
00:43:38I have a hell of a rest of my day.
00:43:40I've got so much stuff to do.
00:43:44Sorry, darling.
00:43:46Hey, do you still want to do something fun tonight?
00:43:48Yeah, absolutely.
00:43:50Lots of dinner. I thought we'd just stay in here.
00:43:52The two of us.
00:43:54I've just got to work this thing out for tomorrow.
00:43:56Okay.
00:43:58I'm sorry.
00:44:02I've just got to work this up.
00:44:04I'm sorry.
00:44:08This is a different one.
00:44:10Is it bad?
00:44:12I'm sorry.
00:44:14I'm sorry.
00:44:16I'm sorry.
00:44:18I'm sorry.
00:44:20I'm sorry.
00:44:22I'm sorry.
00:44:24I'm sorry.
00:44:26I'm sorry.
00:44:28I'm sorry.
00:44:30Leonard.
00:44:38Leonard.
00:44:47Can we talk?
00:44:58Let's talk.
00:45:28Say cheese.
00:45:34You should kind of be in the middle.
00:45:39Hold on a second.
00:45:51That's what our living room is missing.
00:45:58What did you do?
00:45:59Put my hand over my mouth.
00:46:00You did?
00:46:01What did you do?
00:46:02Just wave.
00:46:28What did you do?
00:46:29What did you do?
00:46:30What did you do?
00:46:31What did you do?
00:46:32What did you do?
00:46:33What did you do?
00:46:34What did you do?
00:46:35What did you do?
00:46:36What did you do?
00:46:37What did you do?
00:46:38What did you do?
00:46:39What did you do?
00:46:40What did you do?
00:46:41What did you do?
00:46:42What did you do?
00:46:43What did you do?
00:46:44What did you do?
00:46:45What did you do?
00:46:46What did you do?
00:46:47What did you do?
00:46:48What did you do?
00:46:49What did you do?
00:46:50What did you do?
00:46:51What did you do?
00:46:52What did you do?
00:46:53What did you do?
00:46:54What did you do?
00:46:55What did you do?
00:46:56CHOIR SINGS
00:47:26CHOIR SINGS
00:47:56CHOIR SINGS
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00:49:12Yeah.
00:49:13Will you put my pants on?
00:49:17Okay.
00:49:42Yeah.
00:50:12Yeah.
00:50:42Yeah.
00:51:12Yeah.
00:51:42Yeah.
00:51:44Yeah.
00:51:48Yeah.
00:51:55Yeah.
00:52:42Leonard thought you were lying about those cats.
00:52:52He said that?
00:52:56Were you?
00:52:58You were delicious.
00:53:12You made me feel nervous.
00:53:23You make me feel calm.
00:53:42You want a drink?
00:53:49Is that him?
00:54:12Yeah, I just shuffled around all night.
00:54:17Must be lonely.
00:54:18You make me feel calm.
00:54:48You make me feel calm.
00:55:18You make me feel calm.
00:55:20Again and again and again, again and again, again and again, once I was single my pocket is itching, girl I wish I was single again, again and again and again, again and again.
00:55:50Again and again, again and again, again and again, again and again, again and again, again and again, again and again, again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
00:56:20I'm thinking.
00:56:22You left your phone here. I had to plug it in.
00:56:26We need to talk, Leonard.
00:56:28I have to go to work.
00:56:33Can you be late?
00:56:34No, I can't be late.
00:56:38Leonard.
00:56:39Jay, whatever you have to say to me, I want to hear it.
00:56:43I've committed myself.
00:56:45People are depending on me. I have to go to work.
00:56:50Okay.
00:57:20If it wasn't the war, it would have been something else.
00:57:30There's always something else, isn't there?
00:57:33That's the thing. That's the thing about struggle.
00:57:36I'm going to make some tea. Do you want some?
00:57:51I'm alright.
00:57:59If you go out like that again, just tell me.
00:58:02Don't worry.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:06I can't seem to figure out what's going on in your head.
00:58:11Do you think everything we've been through actually does us any good?
00:58:28in the long run?
00:58:34Or do we just make out struggle to be something meaningful because that's all most of us have?
00:58:39I tell you, next time we come to Italy, to get a proper kitchen.
00:58:56I don't know what you want me to say, Jane.
00:59:10One little thing had changed in my grandmother's life, I might not be here.
00:59:31Sometimes I worry I'm not honoring her.
00:59:44With the book?
00:59:48No, with my life.
00:59:55This is it, you know.
00:59:57It ends with me.
01:00:04In the harvest time we all went to the field where they were cutting the corn.
01:00:10Everyone was chasing rabbits and then we had our tea in the harvest fields.
01:00:20The horses.
01:00:22Yeah.
01:00:27The horses back then, they were kept beautifully.
01:00:31Dad used to dress them all up.
01:00:34Brass things and little horseshoes.
01:00:37He put braids on them.
01:00:40They used to be gorgeous.
01:00:42What are your plans for tomorrow?
01:00:44There was one.
01:00:47Duke.
01:00:49He was a Clydesdale I used to ride down to the marshes.
01:00:51Every night when he finished working.
01:00:52Every night when he finished working.
01:00:59They were lovely days really.
01:01:00They're gone. For me.
01:01:04Jane.
01:01:05But not for you.
01:01:06Jane.
01:01:07You know it's different for you.
01:01:08In some ways it's easier.
01:01:09You haven't got the war.
01:01:10People don't die as much as they did back then.
01:01:11But in some ways it's more disjointed.
01:01:14You've got to make your own life.
01:01:15One that you love and you can't be afraid of the time.
01:01:19Time is shiftable.
01:01:20Time is shiftable.
01:01:51There are moments in my life that I would trade 60 years to have back again.
01:01:55That's the truth.
01:01:57You'll know the truth when you find it.
01:02:00It'll come to you like something you've known before rather than something you're learning for the first time.
01:02:09Oh, sorry.
01:02:11Ah!
01:02:13What is it?
01:02:14Oh!
01:02:17Oh, you...
01:02:18You alright?
01:02:22You okay?
01:02:23Yeah, I stung my toe.
01:02:25Oh!
01:02:26It's bleeding.
01:02:28Oh, it's fine.
01:02:29It's fine.
01:02:30It's fine.
01:02:31It's fine.
01:02:32It's fine.
01:02:33You losing it?
01:02:35Yes.
01:02:36Fuck.
01:02:37I met these backpackers last night, Frank and Elsa. She's French, he's German.
01:02:52They're going to Tibet.
01:02:55And I'm going with them.
01:02:56I want you to come with me.
01:02:58I want you to come with me.
01:03:26I want you.
01:03:28I want you to come and see me on this
01:03:51Hi.
01:04:05Hi.
01:04:07How are you?
01:04:10I'm back at it.
01:04:11Long day.
01:04:14God, why don't they not?
01:04:17I don't think I'd jump to doing another stint like this.
01:04:21How's the writing going?
01:04:27I'm feeling inspired.
01:04:32It's fantastic.
01:04:34I think I've figured out the key to finishing the project.
01:04:39Are you listening?
01:04:45You found the key to finishing this project.
01:04:51Well, the water here tastes so funny.
01:05:02Have you ever cheated on me?
01:05:05Oh, Jane.
01:05:06Have you?
01:05:06Can we not?
01:05:09Have you?
01:05:09Absolutely not.
01:05:17Why did you take such a long time to answer that?
01:05:20Because I'm sick.
01:05:22Of what, Leonard?
01:05:24Of it being so hard?
01:05:27Yes.
01:05:27Tedious?
01:05:28I hate talking about sex with you.
01:05:37Is that what we're talking about?
01:05:38Normal people talk about sex, Leonard.
01:05:41And we don't?
01:05:43There's just huge, vacant lots that we don't discuss.
01:05:49Like what?
01:05:50Is there anything you want to ask me?
01:05:53Why?
01:05:53Is there anything you want to tell me?
01:05:55I just want to connect.
01:05:59So you don't feel that we're connected?
01:06:01Do you?
01:06:04I love you.
01:06:13I get it, Leonard.
01:06:15I get it.
01:06:17It's always been this big, serious, grave thing for us.
01:06:20Sex has consequences.
01:06:21Life and death.
01:06:22Mostly death.
01:06:23Jane, please.
01:06:24Let me guess.
01:06:25You don't want to talk about it?
01:06:26No, that's not what I'm saying.
01:06:28You're just...
01:06:28Do you want to have children, Leonard?
01:06:30Of course I did.
01:06:31Not did.
01:06:32Do you want to have children?
01:06:35So did you.
01:06:37But...
01:06:39Say it.
01:06:42Jane...
01:06:42Say it.
01:06:45I can't have children, Leonard.
01:06:46I never will.
01:06:47I never will.
01:06:50And if we keep trying, they keep dying.
01:06:53Please, Jane.
01:06:54Again and again and again.
01:06:55Please.
01:06:58How does that make you feel?
01:07:04It's not your fault.
01:07:05How does it make you feel, Leonard?
01:07:07How does it make you feel?
01:07:10You will never be a father.
01:07:11We can adopt.
01:07:15That's not what you want, is it?
01:07:18Is that what you want?
01:07:20Hmm?
01:07:22Because I think about it all the time.
01:07:27That the one thing you always wanted, I will never be able to give you.
01:07:30What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:43I just want to know that there's a reason for it all.
01:07:56You're not curious about me, Leonard.
01:07:59Not really.
01:08:00What do you want me to know?
01:08:02You shouldn't have to ask.
01:08:04I feel as if you want me to be someone I'm not.
01:08:09Someone that I've never been.
01:08:14I'm leaving you.
01:08:17I've been seeing someone else.
01:08:24See him.
01:08:26Caleb.
01:08:28That kid?
01:08:29Yes.
01:08:30That kid, that child, that kid you've known for two days.
01:08:34It's been longer than that.
01:08:34Please tell me you're joking.
01:08:37Time is shiftable.
01:08:39I don't get it.
01:08:39Leonard.
01:08:41I don't get it.
01:08:42He's asked me to travel with him.
01:08:44Are you sleeping with him?
01:08:45What do you think?
01:08:47I kept waiting for you to see it, to smell it, to sense it.
01:08:59So what?
01:09:00I failed your test?
01:09:02You don't see me!
01:09:03I'm sorry.
01:09:04I'm sorry.
01:09:06For what?
01:09:16I'm sorry.
01:09:17For what?
01:09:18I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:19For losing my temper, I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:23I'm losing my temper, I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:24You had every right to lose your temper!
01:09:25No, no, no, no, no, if you think that this is what's going to make you feel better, then
01:09:37you should go.
01:09:39You should go with him.
01:09:41You've been through a terrible, terrible thing, Jane.
01:09:44No.
01:09:45That is not what this is about.
01:09:46Of course it is.
01:09:47You don't love me anymore, Leonard!
01:09:49You don't love me!
01:09:50That's rubbish.
01:09:53This is your ticket.
01:09:55The day after my performance, meet me at the train station.
01:10:01Our training's at 4.30.
01:10:03We'll go home together.
01:10:07I want you to do what you need to do.
01:10:11And then come back to me.
01:10:17No questions asked, no guilt.
01:10:22This is good.
01:10:41What have I got named spending your time?
01:10:42So don't have or fi 이용 on these gigs.
01:10:45It's great, man.
01:10:47It's OK.
01:10:48I could agree.
01:10:49So now, Mr.
01:11:02ORGAN PLAYS
01:11:32Hi
01:11:46Hi
01:11:49You want some?
01:12:02Oh thanks
01:12:04Oh thanks
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01:12:32Oh thanks
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01:12:36Oh thanks
01:12:38Oh thanks
01:12:44Frank and Elsa
01:12:46Coming over in a couple of hours
01:12:48Frank bought a car so we're gonna head out in a couple of weeks or so you know
01:12:56We're thinking of driving through Romania and then Ukraine and down through Russia and through Kazakhstan and then straight to Tibet
01:13:12Oh thanks
01:13:14Oh thanks
01:13:16Oh thanks
01:13:18Oh thanks
01:13:20Oh thanks
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01:13:26Oh thanks
01:14:58Come over to this side.
01:15:00Train's going to be here in a minute.
01:15:57Hello.
01:16:04Living for nothing now
01:16:06Hope you're keeping
01:16:08Some kind of record
01:16:11Yes
01:16:13And Jane
01:16:15Came by with a lock of your hair
01:16:21She said that you gave it to her
01:16:27That night when you planned to go clear
01:16:33I wouldn't want to live to be 100
01:16:35Why not?
01:16:37I'm not telling you why not
01:16:39Now shut that thing off
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