- 6 months ago
Category
š„
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:36Come here, let's go.
00:01:54Problems.
00:01:54Problems.
00:01:55What else would you say?
00:01:56Emily?
00:01:58Oh boy.
00:01:58I can't feel like a little ball.
00:02:01Let me go.
00:02:02wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way and the queen bees i would steer
00:03:29clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school they've been you know dating and
00:04:01breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way
00:04:35i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in
00:05:01yeah sure sweet then i'm in
00:05:03awesome
00:05:05got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadero
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:32oh my god
00:05:33i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39thanks
00:05:44thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasing
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:06come on chasen
00:06:10homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come on
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:28ow ow
00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30oh what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yes
00:07:35where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37okay
00:07:38go
00:07:38go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:09rose where are you are you showering with a boy
00:08:16rose
00:08:22rose
00:08:23where are you are you showering with a boy
00:08:29rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasing
00:08:38is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:08:59how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasing
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22i promise we'll win
00:11:25plus i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29rose what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you
00:12:39than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:41i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04oh
00:14:05you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48what
00:14:58gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:09fine
00:15:10you're audrey freaking
00:15:13wintersby
00:15:14wait what
00:15:15you let me sit there
00:15:17and open up to you like we were equals,
00:15:19like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court
00:15:22and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it,
00:15:47and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the Dekathalon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God,
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that,
00:16:39but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically,
00:16:46my parents do,
00:16:47but yeah, Norman likes me better,
00:16:49so bye.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely,
00:17:17and I wanted to make friends,
00:17:20and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:26It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you
00:17:32from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:39I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:56She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye,
00:18:27and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith,
00:18:50do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl
00:18:59in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing, like,
00:19:10three different brands of lipstick,
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes,
00:19:23and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Tell me this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please,
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:54Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So,
00:20:09want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans
00:20:13to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say
00:20:18those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane
00:20:21doing a gossip train.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23No, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being,
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything,
00:20:41and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:44I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:20:59What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey, your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion
00:21:52for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way,
00:21:56your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means,
00:22:00but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks,
00:22:04says the homeless white trash girl
00:22:06who dresses like a bum,
00:22:08says the low-class loser
00:22:09with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers
00:22:14and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really,
00:23:20it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe
00:23:26you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face,
00:23:31I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:38After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:24:03Like this.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Ready?
00:24:15You should join the tennis team.
00:24:29You know,
00:24:31I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:24:56whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26What the hell?
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:39No, no, no.
00:25:41No, no, no, no.
00:25:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:48Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:25:59Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:03Oh, my God.
00:26:08I can't drown.
00:26:13What are you doing, Rose Smith?
00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:43Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40I don't know.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember.
00:27:59You're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about me?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Boobie, I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:17Everyone.
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:40I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:08Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'd love to.
00:33:02I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:48So beautiful.
00:34:10What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:29Oh, God.
00:34:31Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy? Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:28Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up. They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop. Stop. Stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29Liar. You don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:33You asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:56Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Her?
00:37:03I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it. Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:207 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:43How?
00:38:44How?
00:38:45How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:47How?
00:38:48How are we going?
00:38:49How are you going, Eve?
00:38:50How are you going?
00:38:51How are we going?
00:38:52How are you going, Eve?
00:38:53How are you going, Eve?
00:38:54How are you going to go
00:39:00and eat food, and we're going to sleep at this time?
00:39:05Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood up.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Um, really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:25What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55Come on.
00:41:21You OK?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:25What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:55It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:02What is the last digit of the seven to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:18Hello?
00:42:19I don't care.
00:42:20Well, you will.
00:42:21And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:22And you're going to ace this.
00:42:23And...
00:42:24Oh, no.
00:42:25What now?
00:42:26Sloan posted this.
00:42:27Huh.
00:42:28Jason and Sloan?
00:42:29They were together last night.
00:42:30And they're going to prom together.
00:42:31And they're going to prom together.
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:33Hello?
00:42:34Hello?
00:42:35Hello?
00:42:36Hello?
00:42:37Hello?
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:39I don't care.
00:42:40Well, you will.
00:42:41And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:42And you're going to ace this.
00:42:43And...
00:42:44Oh, no.
00:42:45What now?
00:42:46Oh, no.
00:42:47Huh.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:49They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:57But you said he liked me.
00:42:59Yeah.
00:43:13Hey, Virgin.
00:43:14Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hm.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:22Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:25Ooh.
00:43:26Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:28Enough, Sloan.
00:43:30I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:37You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:47Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:50Because I don't believe it.
00:43:52And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:56Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:02You take that back.
00:44:04Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:14Bitch fight.
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22No!
00:44:24Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:26Ow!
00:44:27Ow!
00:44:28Ow!
00:44:29Ow my foot!
00:44:30Oh my god!
00:44:31I think she broke my foot!
00:44:32Rose!
00:44:34This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:40You're out.
00:44:41Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:45But...
00:44:47I didn't touch her.
00:44:48I didn't touch you!
00:44:49I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:45:06And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You...
00:45:30Stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of no's and because of that...
00:45:37I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh honey.
00:45:40You were never going to college.
00:45:41You're too stupid.
00:45:43Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:46Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:48Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:06A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:07We're disqualified.
00:46:08Rose?
00:46:09You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost!
00:46:10But I tried...
00:46:11No!
00:46:12I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:13I don't get to go to college.
00:46:14And it's all because of you.
00:46:15But...
00:46:16But...
00:46:17You...
00:46:18And your drama.
00:46:19Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:20That was so hot.
00:46:21That was so hot.
00:46:22I don't know.
00:46:23I don't know.
00:46:24I don't know.
00:46:25I don't know.
00:46:26I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college.
00:46:29And it's all because of you.
00:46:31But...
00:46:32You...
00:46:33And your drama.
00:46:35Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:38That was so hot.
00:46:49Oh, hot!
00:47:19Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:42Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:44How'd you find out?
00:47:45Eric told me.
00:47:46Tell me.
00:47:47Tell me!
00:47:48Tell me!
00:47:49Tell me!
00:47:50She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:47:56Why didn't you tell me?
00:47:57I was going to...
00:47:58But then...
00:47:59But then, the whole date thing happened.
00:48:00And you and Sloan happened.
00:48:01And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:02Actually...
00:48:03No one is speaking to me.
00:48:04I was going to...
00:48:05But then...
00:48:06The whole date thing happened.
00:48:07And you and Sloan happened.
00:48:09And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:11Actually...
00:48:12No one is speaking to me.
00:48:13I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:14She drugged me.
00:48:15And the date thing...
00:48:16It was a set up.
00:48:17Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:18They set me up too.
00:48:19I'm sorry.
00:48:20I'm sorry.
00:48:21I'm sorry.
00:48:22I'm sorry.
00:48:23Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48:24I'm sorry.
00:48:25You.
00:48:26I'm sorry.
00:48:27I lost my time.
00:48:28No one's talking to me.
00:48:29I'm sorry.
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31You and Sloan happened.
00:48:32And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:33No one is speaking to me.
00:48:34I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:35She drugged me.
00:48:36And the date thing...
00:48:37It was a set up.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:42Huh?
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:44Why are you wet?
00:49:59It doesn't matter.
00:50:02I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Keep on.
00:51:06That way I didn't even know.
00:51:07Whoa!
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:08I'm a virgin.
00:52:19I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you.
00:52:28I love you.
00:52:29I love you.
00:52:30I love you.
00:52:32I love you too.
00:53:03I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:33Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's just Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing it here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloan drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:28It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:53Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Ron.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hi.
00:59:36Hi.
00:59:36Hi.
00:59:36Hi.
00:59:37Hi.
00:59:37Hi.
00:59:37Hi.
00:59:38Hi.
00:59:38Hi.
00:59:39Hi.
00:59:40Hi.
01:00:00Hey.
01:00:02Wanna dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:07everyone all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence
01:00:22we are proud to announce that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes
01:00:58and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
Comments