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00:00Which one of you will be my next victim?
00:02Yeah, that's you!
00:04Hey!
00:05Ow!
00:06Her laugh is so sweet!
00:08My punch is sweeter!
00:10Now that's a true work of art!
00:12Perfect!
00:13Attention class!
00:14What the?
00:15Yours is worse!
00:16Do my students always look like this?
00:18Everyone take your seats!
00:21Got it!
00:22Who wants candy?
00:23Candy!
00:25What polite little children!
00:27Yikes!
00:28Chocolate!
00:29No eating during class!
00:31Alright kids!
00:32What you'll do is-
00:33What?
00:34Hey!
00:36This isn't candy!
00:37This is not snack time!
00:39You want us to eat you instead?
00:41Just kidding!
00:42It's your candy, kids!
00:44As much as you want!
00:46I'm sorry!
00:48Hey cutie!
00:49Here, it's a gift!
00:50Huh? Traitor!
00:51Perfect!
00:52Ow!
00:53That girl's mine!
00:54Get your own, dummy!
00:56Kids!
00:57Enough!
00:58Candy for anyone!
00:59No, teacher!
01:00We'll behave!
01:01I've got an idea!
01:02Whoever creates the right color wins this delicious cake right here!
01:07Huh?
01:08Cake!
01:09If you want it, you'll have to earn it, you spoiled kids!
01:11Teacher, I'll go first!
01:12Teacher, look at me!
01:13Teacher, look at me!
01:14That's it!
01:15I'll create the most perfect color that's ever existed!
01:17And I'll eat that whole cake all by myself!
01:18But this color's wrong!
01:19You're blue and...
01:20An atomic bomb?
01:21You failed!
01:22Ha ha ha!
01:23Look at his face!
01:24You think that's funny?
01:25You're punished too!
01:26My color's even better!
01:27Just watch it!
01:28Yeah!
01:29Come on, little one!
01:30I want that cake!
01:31What the heck?
01:32The teacher?
01:33You're punished!
01:34Shut your spoon down your master!
01:35Ah!
01:36Kids these days are always so ungrateful!
01:37You failed, kid!
01:38What an idiot!
01:39I'm not gonna fail!
01:40Teacher, look!
01:41Burgers behind you!
01:42Burgers?
01:43Where?
01:44That's right!
01:45Keep looking!
01:46While I'll keep working on becoming the strongest in class!
01:48Ha ha ha!
01:49I'm not going to fail!
01:50Teacher, look!
01:51Burgers behind you!
01:52Burgers?
01:53Where?
01:54That's right!
01:55Keep looking!
01:56While I'll keep working on becoming the strongest in class!
01:59Ha ha ha ha!
02:01where that's right keep looking while i'll keep working on becoming the strongest in class
02:08how did he do that the cake is mine oh gosh what just happened the strongest one
02:15teacher wait failed my turn how do i even make blue i watched a tutorial and it's actually super
02:23easy what do i do now no cheating little girl can't be that hard i think i make these two
02:30colors yes look at that i did it it's blue now we just tied it all and that's it yes you did it
02:41you can eat cake oh my love i want cake too what an ugly color what the heck did you just say you
02:50bastard your color is awful yours is worse what the huh do you need candy there's no more you've
02:58died no please no you're punished attack let go of me time to eat cake hey let's go yeah
03:12stop come back here you can't leave oh dear higher pink i want to reach the moon to the moon we go
03:19don't cut the rope girl oh poor fossil you're all boiled bread it was just a dream huh hi teacher
03:31check this out guys it's not that hard ah dang it i shouldn't have been celebrating so soon but no
03:38worries i got no worries i got this that's it i did it i won look at him he really didn't want the game
03:48i didn't win yet oh crap all right time for me to shine no chill guys i can make it with my eyes closed
03:57trust me oh dang it why is it so far
04:03he's okay too easy what else can you do
04:09whoa what the heck what's going on no wait
04:15oh no dude we're gonna die come on guys cheer up all right i'll go next you'll see we can all do it
04:24oh boy that's really high he's in trouble and time's running out hold on i'm coming i don't want
04:33to die here why'd you push me i tried so hard just to end up dying
04:40i got you i won't let you go buddy they'll fall help them i'll save them
04:49uh-oh what i'll be the hero of this story hang on guys hey i'm slipping stay still i'll climb
05:00why did you climb early girl i made it i made it
05:08buddy how much time is left two minutes hurry up guys i'm so scared it's okay i got you get on my
05:17back i'll carry you i'm not as useless as you think i can do this out of my way i'm almost at the finish
05:26line not again that was a big push see guys it's easy oh i'm gonna finish this come on jump guys oh
05:38did you really think i'd let you win that easily try as hard as i did
05:42player eliminated who's next huh is that a bomb hey we'll let him in with that
05:55that money is mine in your dreams you won't beat me ready to go flying huh
06:01the only thing flying is my kid take that cheater think you're tough everything's happening so fast
06:12whoa jump already time's almost up i can't do it no then just die
06:21only the strongest survive oh yeah and you think you're the strongest among us i'll kill you why is
06:28there's so much dynamite you forgot to take it from me hey look at that oh no this is the end
06:39we won't make it time's running out let me fall i can still save you don't worry you'll make it to
06:48the end oh buddy remember me as a hero goodbye you saved me leave me alone
06:59don't run barbie we love you i lost them what are you doing found you there you are barbie stay away
07:08for me i never want to see you again bye finally i get to play teacher please help me yes tell them to
07:15stop bothering me huh honey come here don't be shy we just want you to love us yep that's me
07:26you're probably wondering how i got into this mess here's the story i was secretly opening my brand new
07:33limited edition barbie doll box when suddenly the sky turned black and lightning struck me
07:44no way that's how i became barbie trollalero and before i knew it barbie's personality completely
07:49took over me hey come back here thanks for the car these are for you really oh look at that pink car
07:58whoa hey cuties i saw her first hey cappuccino give me my flowers and suddenly all eyes were on me
08:08you're both so handsome but i'm better than you
08:15i don't have time for this oh what is he doing they did crazy things to get my
08:20kids marry me where did he come from i don't even know you i decided to run away before things got
08:29even more out of control i ran as fast as i could and hid at home i thought i'd get away with it what
08:36which one's her house oh that one this has got to be a joke there she is i'm the one true meant for her
08:45let's just let her decide i tried blocking the door to keep those maniacs out
08:52ha that was easy barbie look i made you a cake everyone stopped bothering me already i wasn't
08:59safe even in my own home they broke down the door and started looking for me everywhere
09:05barbie are you here no not a reason i was never good at hide and seek i'm safe now where are you barbie i'll
09:13find you oh no i'm in trouble come on out i just want to love you i can make you so happy
09:21i was a damsel in distress i think i found you here she is i saw the perfect chance to escape
09:29wow i'm so perfect i make even trash look cute
09:34dang i think she ran off again take your stupid doll cappuccino what a letdown
09:40uh sorry i need a hiding spot maybe school is the perfect place but i was wrong
09:49yeah i don't think anyone can find me here
09:52look at her with the kids she'd be such a great mom i'd rather not be a mom no thanks
10:05i never wanted to be pretty hi barbie bye ken but i uh no i don't want to be barbie anymore hey
10:14oh dang it come back barbie help finally i get to play teacher help me yes tell them to stop
10:23bothering me
10:31sorry teacher teacher no gross you're all grounded i gotta wash my mouth did i just kiss an old guy
10:40oh what's even happening oh what's even happening
10:44me again he troll arrow
10:47ew that's nasty i'm never falling in love again me neither i love my dog
10:53give me that get out of here show up there
10:58i've been looking for a barbie for my kid for so long
11:01oh this isn't as hard as i thought oh no
11:09no saturnita we're gonna die i just have to jump at the perfect moment
11:15i'm not gonna die no matter what it takes no one's gonna stop me from winning this game
11:21oh well i did it nice job i'm scared guys i don't want to end up like macca saturnita i can't jump
11:29i'm gonna die i better just kill you now bye no how dare that idiot i know so selfish trying to
11:38kill you before i do what the heck the money will be mine freaking idiot you can try but you won't win
11:51i'm way better than you so cocky i haven't even fallen once i'm gonna win this i'll make you fall
11:59i hate you tongue tongue yeah whatever they'll teach you a lesson yeah bring it on you've got that
12:06stupid bat but i've got super legs watch this what the behold the power of frogs all i see is a poor
12:15loser bye see you never boneka who the heck can he be so cruel don't think you can fly i can do
12:22something even better you can't beat me fool i'm the boss here you really do have super legs this is
12:31a piece of cake told you so oh i'm missing something no my dumbbells i gotta get them i'm
12:39nothing without it move it no i'll move you myself you too i'll back down for you annoying orange
12:47what did you say so scary
12:49i will step aside you're in my way oh my beloved who did that did you forget i can fly
13:00to me yeah you can fly but i can climb come here bird brain i'll shred you is there no gravity here oh
13:10come on giraffe there's not much time left hurry my feet are too big i'm so clumsy oh no i'm gonna fall
13:20giraffe no i've got a trip up my sleeve astronaut secrets wow amazing yeah come on we can do it yes
13:30i did it you sure about that i'm the champion what have you done fool you're next i'm winning that money
13:42come here stay away from me here i come again finally we won the game it's okay baby you won't escape
13:55i think we finally lost him oh no it's a dead end so you were leaving without me oh i see i love you
14:03baby why are you saying that i'm sorry baby run i'll be fine oh mommy watch out come for me
14:14you hurt my body your turn little baby stay away from me
14:19ah dang it come here you spoiled brat that was close good thing sharks have bad eyesight
14:28oh no think i didn't hear that i know exactly where you are this is it
14:37oh i'm still alive but how long can i laugh without my mommy hey little guy why are you crying
14:45mommy oh i won't hurt you relax we're friends hey what's going on a shark ate my mommy that's
14:54awful nobody it's gonna be okay well i actually met your mom what a feast you made today ma'am eat all
15:03you want wow wow so good too bad she's gone her death won't be for nothing that shark's gonna pay
15:11hey i don't think i'll punch him too hard he turns ugly ugly hey you hear that back off bullies you want
15:20to fight didn't say the octopus uh what octopus you're terrible lawyers hey trellularo what's back there
15:30yeah it's the new gta yeah the new gta i want to see you won't see a thing don't go
15:38i want to play too oh this kid is this a joke oh look at that he ratted himself out get him
15:47i'm such an idiot come here oh hey hey man fire i'm coming
15:54get in your face big guy you better scram go oh no no no no no wait oh crap hang in there
16:06trellularo hey little guy can't run anymore i'll end you i'm done playing oh i did it gotcha now
16:15it can't run away leave my friend alone stupid idiot oh no help me somebody
16:29need help the shark's chasing me there's a shark so there you are you can't hide leave the kid alone
16:37fight someone your side take this don't even try i'm way faster than that that's where that came from
16:47you think one missile's enough to beat me i can use your weapons too
16:52oh no no i'll protect you kid ah dang it just us again oh i'm out of here
17:03leave me alone i'm not bad i'm not stopping kid
17:06neither am i hey another bed end i guess no one's here to save me now just accept your fate
17:16just like your mom hey don't talk about my mom look who's brave now don't make me laugh
17:24hey don't hurt me get away from my son you want to fight
17:32mom you're alive i'd never leave you how did you manage to cheat that that dummy mistook me for a plant
17:41what an idiot oh sorry i'm late wow she's the girl of my dreams go take a seat now come with me
17:52what are you doing she clearly picked me she doesn't even know you no one would pick you
17:57oh boys don't worry i've got my own seat here huh make yourself comfy because you've got a surprise test
18:05you'll have to give blue his color back and do your best this grade really matters
18:10uh but i don't know how to do that you should have paid attention now you'll fade oh no what do i do
18:17hey look just mix these two colors together hurry up i can't see oh so blind what is it you can't see
18:25oh no you're helping her cheat shame on you you get it now barbie it's easy huh those shameless jerks
18:33see what are you doing oh you're all grounded guys how dang it i'll do it by myself can't be that
18:41hard um pink oh look did she get it perfect pink it's changing yes she did it it looked better pink
18:53yeah what did you do this doll looks way cuter now trust me she's got nuts look it's changing again
19:02told you now it's the teacher that's not me of course not i'm the better version
19:13i'm out of here i told you i can't make potions you're not going anywhere you see that i do the
19:21book we all know it was me i'm the one who took out the teacher oh those boys
19:27what's she doing i've been counting the hours till lunch time
19:33ah a bee i'll save you barbie no bee's gonna sting you again yeah oh how sweet of you that's your
19:41service this is for you barbie oh one hottie you're all so sweet whoever brings me a pink flower gets a
19:50kiss a pink flower there's only one um and the best one win no cheating i got here first i won
20:03move it guys barbie's kissing me in your dreams shrimp come here little flower hey get back here
20:13i'll kiss her drop it big guy i saw it first it's mine
20:17you hit me that was a piece of cake hold it i'll take this barbie
20:29dang it i'll get through after me i gotta hide
20:32where are you trotolero coward he couldn't have gone far maybe here aha oh it's empty
20:41that's you what was that gotcha oh it's just orange new meme huh barbie i got it the flower oh oh no
20:52trotolero give us that flower a flower or a flower that's it i won it's mine
20:58i saw it first stop i've picked my winner and it is please please and the lucky one to get to kiss
21:06me today is you robber ducky oh she's crazy you're so cute ducky oh what the heck huh