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Palm Springs (2020) is a romantic sci-fi comedy directed by Max Barbakow. The story follows Nyles (Andy Samberg) and Sarah (Cristin Milioti), two wedding guests who meet at a Palm Springs ceremony. After a strange encounter in a desert cave, Sarah finds herself trapped in the same time loop as Nyles, reliving the wedding day endlessly. What begins as frustration turns into adventure, humor, and unexpected romance as the two bond while searching for a way to break free from their repeating fate. With quirky humor and heartfelt emotion, the film explores love, choices, and meaning in a seemingly endless cycle.
Main Cast:
Andy Samberg as Nyles
Cristin Milioti as Sarah
J.K. Simmons as Roy
Peter Gallagher as Howard
Meredith Hagner as Misty
Main Cast:
Andy Samberg as Nyles
Cristin Milioti as Sarah
J.K. Simmons as Roy
Peter Gallagher as Howard
Meredith Hagner as Misty
Category
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Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Ever and ever, forever and ever, you'll be the one
00:00:25That shines on me like the morning sun
00:00:33Wake up!
00:00:55Good morning!
00:01:02That's a good leg
00:01:06Okay, fine, but we have to be fast
00:01:10Are you close?
00:01:13I really can't start sweating, baby
00:01:15Yeah, I'm working on it, darling
00:01:17Okay
00:01:19Okay, I'm sorry, I have to get ready
00:01:22I'm so sorry
00:01:24It's so bright in here, too
00:01:26It's just, you're sweat
00:01:28I'm sorry
00:01:29You can watch me, though
00:01:30Watch me
00:01:31Yeah, okay
00:01:32It's romantic
00:01:33Wait, what the hell?
00:01:37Oh my god, shit
00:01:42Shit
00:01:43Shit
00:01:44Shit
00:01:45Oh my god, shit
00:01:47My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case
00:01:50Shit
00:01:51Oh my god, shit
00:01:53Shit
00:01:54No offense, Nai Nai, but I've really never had an issue with a guy coming before
00:01:59You know?
00:02:00Never
00:02:01Not in my life
00:02:02Like, usually it's the opposite problem
00:02:03And don't say it's like the age thing because I've had older boyfriends
00:02:06It's the age thing?
00:02:07Not the age thing
00:02:09It's not you, it's me
00:02:12Yeah
00:02:13Yeah, no shit
00:02:14I meant
00:02:15It's you, it's not me
00:02:16You're so funny, Niles
00:02:18Oh my god, you're hilarious
00:02:20Hey, Misty
00:02:21What?
00:02:22Will you kill me?
00:02:24Niles
00:02:25Look
00:02:26I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable
00:02:29But
00:02:30Please, I'm begging you to not bring our drama here, okay?
00:02:33Because
00:02:34This is truly a sacred day
00:02:36And it doesn't belong to us
00:02:37This day belongs to Tala
00:02:38And it belongs to Abe
00:02:39Are you gonna be happy?
00:02:43Are you gonna be smiley?
00:02:45That's a weird smile
00:03:09Shukran
00:03:10Good day so far?
00:03:12Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same
00:03:15You?
00:03:16Today's young
00:03:17Ask me again at the end
00:03:19Anything can happen
00:03:22Not today, sounds fine
00:03:24That's a nice try though
00:03:26Keep the bars
00:03:39Outproducts
00:03:43How gorgeous are these two?
00:03:44I mean, hashtag life goals. Am I right? You guys?
00:03:47goals am i right you guys but um no seriously okay guys we're all part of this gorgeous no
00:03:54come on throw me a bone this isn't the day for moderation it's not good wine i don't care okay
00:04:00i decided to google the two most important things about marriage love and commitment love is to feel
00:04:06deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone and we all know these two little freaks are fine in
00:04:11that department right and commitment is the state or quality of being dedicated to a cause activity
00:04:19etc oh she's done thank you i love you guys um so without further ado i'd like to welcome up the
00:04:33actual big sister of the bride sarah get on up there peanut no one told me that i was supposed
00:04:41to make a speech of course you're supposed to give a speech you're the maid of honor it's it's your
00:04:45main job she's been drinking howard sarah
00:04:54bonsoir mi familia et tamichi
00:04:58who is that niles what are you doing going for the safe babe i'd like to share my thoughts on love
00:05:03what are you talking about no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:05:07why is he dressed for a luau oh my god niles we are born lost then we're found but
00:05:20we're all just lost am i right oh my god however in the darkness comes light
00:05:28talla ann wilder and abraham eugene trench leafen who do not look like siblings
00:05:34you see their optimism their selflessness it's in their blood and talla there's something that a lot
00:05:42of people here don't know about you but they should i hope you don't mind it's not just time and money
00:05:49that talla has given to so many charitable causes she has also donated of herself bone marrow that's
00:05:57right she gave hers to her baby brother nico saving his life but now it's time for us to give to you
00:06:10here you are
00:06:13standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here
00:06:17and it may be frightening and filled with doubt but always remember
00:06:21you are not alone everyone here is your family we are your world and we will cheer you on with
00:06:31delight in our eyes as you achieve your wildest dreams so raise a glass
00:06:36we may be born lost but now you are found cheers
00:06:51wait what let's dance
00:07:07i already told you no earlier randy what what makes you think that i changed my mind
00:07:19i know you've you've had more to drink you can't say that to me man whatever i don't need a lecture
00:07:34so
00:07:46so
00:07:48so
00:08:24What are you smelling?
00:08:29Orchid Explosion by Fournier, right?
00:08:33Yeah. That's very weird.
00:08:36Well, I know my hair mist. I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.
00:08:40Well, I don't like it. Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year, and if I didn't wear it, she'd murder me.
00:08:46That makes sense.
00:08:46Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar.
00:08:49Thank you. I always get an extra one, save myself a trip.
00:08:53Or you might just be an alcoholic.
00:08:56Could be.
00:09:00Cheers.
00:09:01Cheers.
00:09:04You're Misty's boyfriend?
00:09:06I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. I'm Sarah.
00:09:08Niles.
00:09:09Hi.
00:09:10Hi.
00:09:10So, what's your deal? You don't dance?
00:09:14Plantar fasciitis, actually.
00:09:16Ah, respect.
00:09:17Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life than you can imagine.
00:09:22You might be surprised.
00:09:23And I have to say that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard.
00:09:30Chagrin.
00:09:30Wow.
00:09:35That feels good.
00:09:37Yeah, I bet.
00:09:39But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said.
00:09:41Not a word of it.
00:09:43We're all fucking alone.
00:09:48Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe go someplace where we could be alone, do you?
00:09:53Wow.
00:09:54That is very forward of you.
00:09:57What's your rush?
00:10:00Well, it's just, you know, your dad and your mom are about...
00:10:04Stepmom and mom's dead.
00:10:05Oh.
00:10:06Yeah, well, um, they're about to sing a song and I, I just can't handle that right now.
00:10:15And, uh, what would Misty think about us running off together?
00:10:19I have a feeling she'd be okay with it.
00:10:21Oh my god, we're so bad.
00:10:22We're so bad.
00:10:23Oh my god.
00:10:25I can't say I ever liked her.
00:10:28Yeah, she has her moments, but this one hurts.
00:10:32Why don't you go in there and stop them?
00:10:33Trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together.
00:10:36Say something in our story, Anthony.
00:10:40Well, if it makes you feel any better, my whole family is embarrassed by me.
00:10:48They all see me as a, uh, as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much.
00:10:53Why would they think that?
00:10:54Because I fuck around and drink too much.
00:10:55Hmm.
00:10:57Which they tell me all the time.
00:10:59And then they, uh, try to take care of me and it is absolutely suffocating.
00:11:05Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help.
00:11:07Exactly.
00:11:08I can spend for myself.
00:11:10Of course you can.
00:11:11You don't need a leg up.
00:11:11Hold my leg up.
00:11:12Oh.
00:11:14That was weird.
00:11:16This is so fucked up.
00:11:18So fucked up.
00:11:20It's kind of hot, though.
00:11:22Don't you kiss me.
00:11:24Don't you tell me what to do.
00:11:26I can't, I can't, I can't, I just, will you just please take off your clothes?
00:11:42Yeah, you got it.
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:47Nice.
00:11:49Yeah.
00:11:49You wear underwear under your bathing suit?
00:12:03Yeah, doesn't everybody?
00:12:07Ow, fuck!
00:12:08What the fuck is happening?
00:12:10I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit!
00:12:14Oh my god!
00:12:16What the fuck?
00:12:17What the fuck is happening?
00:12:19Oh my god!
00:12:20Holy fucking shit!
00:12:24What the fuck?
00:12:35You're a sick fuck, Roy!
00:12:49Keep running, shitbird!
00:13:01I will always find you!
00:13:05You're a bad-looking girl.
00:13:21You're a bad-looking girl.
00:13:34Niles?
00:13:38No, stop! Don't come in here!
00:13:40Are you okay?
00:13:41Don't come in here!
00:13:44Wake up!
00:13:48Good morning!
00:13:56That's a good leg.
00:13:59Okay, fine. But we have to be fast.
00:14:04Oh, man. Oh, man. Yes, man, stupidity.
00:14:16John? Good day so far?
00:14:18Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. You?
00:14:22Today's young. Ask me again at the end.
00:14:26Anything can happen.
00:14:28You!
00:14:29What the fuck did you do to me?
00:14:32Hey, come here! Get out of the water!
00:14:37Get out of the water!
00:14:38Get out of the water!
00:14:42Get out of the water!
00:14:43Get out of the water!
00:14:52Tell me what the fuck is going on!
00:14:56You're a sick fuck, Roy!
00:15:08Niles? Niles?
00:15:10No, stop! Don't come in here!
00:15:12Are you okay?
00:15:13Don't come in here!
00:15:18Hello?
00:15:28What the fuck?
00:15:42What the fuck?
00:15:43Oh, there you are!
00:15:44Tala, I found Sarah!
00:15:48We were looking for you all morning, honey!
00:15:49Okay.
00:15:50Come on!
00:15:51Are you all right?
00:15:52Are you alright?
00:15:53Yeah.
00:15:54Sarah, peanut!
00:15:55You must have gotten up early.
00:15:56I checked your room at six.
00:15:57Yeah, I...
00:15:58I...
00:15:59went on a hike.
00:16:00Well, you look exhausted.
00:16:01Stay hydrated.
00:16:02Oh, you look exhausted.
00:16:03Stay hydrated.
00:16:04Oh, you look exhausted.
00:16:05Stay hydrated.
00:16:06Okay.
00:16:07Oh, there you are!
00:16:08Oh, there you are!
00:16:09Tala!
00:16:10Dad, is this...
00:16:11This is...
00:16:12This is really happening.
00:16:13Right?
00:16:14I don't understand your question.
00:16:15This...
00:16:16This...
00:16:17This...
00:16:18This...
00:16:19This...
00:16:20This...
00:16:21This day already happened.
00:16:22What are you saying?
00:16:23I don't understand your question.
00:16:24This...
00:16:25This day already happened.
00:16:26What are you saying?
00:16:27It felt...
00:16:28It felt...
00:16:29Real.
00:16:30It felt...
00:16:31Real.
00:16:32It felt...
00:16:33So...
00:16:34Real.
00:16:35Are you on drugs again?
00:16:36I don't understand your question.
00:16:37You look exhausted.
00:16:38Stay hydrated.
00:16:39Dad, is this...
00:16:40This is...
00:16:41This is...
00:16:42This is...
00:16:43This is...
00:16:44This is really happening.
00:16:45Right?
00:16:46I...
00:16:47I don't understand your question.
00:16:48This...
00:16:49This day already happened.
00:16:50What are you saying?
00:16:51It felt...
00:16:52Real.
00:16:53It felt...
00:16:54It felt...
00:16:55So...
00:16:56Real.
00:16:57What...
00:16:58The...
00:16:59Fuck...
00:17:00Did you do to me?
00:17:01Hey!
00:17:02Come here!
00:17:03I'm not gonna hurt you!
00:17:04Just get out of the water!
00:17:05Come here!
00:17:10Tell me...
00:17:11What the fuck...
00:17:12Is going on?
00:17:13Sarah!
00:17:14Oh my...
00:17:15God!
00:17:16What are you doing?
00:17:18Whoops.
00:17:19I'm okay.
00:17:20You're okay.
00:17:21You're okay.
00:17:22Oh my God!
00:17:23Jerry, give me the teeth.
00:17:24Oh my God!
00:17:25The three front teeth
00:17:26are pretty much broken off.
00:17:27Okay.
00:17:28There's one full canine.
00:17:29And I guess...
00:17:30This is like a big day for everyone!
00:17:31This is a big day for me too!
00:17:32Oh my God!
00:17:33The wedding is today.
00:17:34It's six hours.
00:17:35Oh my God!
00:17:36Why are you standing there like a freak?
00:17:37Why were you in the pool?
00:17:38This doesn't make any sense!
00:17:39This doesn't make any fucking sense!
00:17:40This doesn't make any fucking sense!
00:17:41No one of any can't see me!
00:17:44What happened?
00:17:45Is she okay?
00:17:46Hey!
00:17:47Get out!
00:17:48Okay!
00:17:49I'm taking Tala into town!
00:17:50This dentist lose teeth!
00:17:52I love you, Daddy!
00:17:55No!
00:17:56Sarah, you're making it worse!
00:17:58Sarah, no!
00:18:04Guess you followed me.
00:18:06What's going on?
00:18:09I tried to stop you.
00:18:12But what is this?
00:18:14When is this?
00:18:16Yeah, about that.
00:18:19So, this is today.
00:18:23Today is yesterday.
00:18:25And tomorrow is also today.
00:18:28It's one of those infinite time loop situations you might have heard about.
00:18:33That I might have heard about?
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:36How do I stop it?
00:18:37I don't want tomorrow to be today.
00:18:39I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.
00:18:40Right.
00:18:41That's natural.
00:18:42Uh, unfortunately, that's never gonna happen.
00:18:46Tomorrow will always and forever now be...
00:18:49Today.
00:18:50So...
00:18:56Uh...
00:18:57Well, how about this?
00:18:58Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine.
00:19:02Which way is that cave?
00:19:07You don't want to go there.
00:19:08You don't want to go there.
00:19:36Uh...
00:19:37Uh...
00:19:38Uh...
00:19:39Uh...
00:19:40Uh...
00:19:41Uh...
00:19:42Uh...
00:19:43Uh...
00:19:44Uh...
00:19:45Uh...
00:19:48Uh...
00:19:49Please...
00:19:50Where is it?
00:19:52You gotta wait.
00:19:53Oh, my God, fuck you.
00:19:55Just tell me.
00:19:56Uh...
00:19:57Uh...
00:19:58Uh...
00:19:59Uh...
00:20:00Uh...
00:20:01Uh...
00:20:02Where...
00:20:03Uh...
00:20:04Uh...
00:20:05I told you, you gotta wait.
00:20:10What? Where, where is it?
00:20:15Wait for it.
00:20:17Almost.
00:20:20I am the Antichrist.
00:20:35I'm just kidding. There is no God.
00:20:39The earthquake happens every day, but...
00:20:42Check it out. Opens up the cave.
00:20:47You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there.
00:20:50Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning.
00:20:54Same thing if you stick around.
00:20:55The second you fall asleep, it all just...
00:20:58goes back to the start.
00:21:00But will this day end? If I go in there?
00:21:03Sure, for you.
00:21:05You're wasting your time!
00:21:18It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
00:21:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:21:25Wake up.
00:21:28Good morning.
00:21:35She didn't leave a note.
00:21:52Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
00:21:54Don't say that.
00:21:55Or she's scared.
00:22:04Of what?
00:22:05Families, weddings, intimacy, melanoma, nanotech, round-the-clock surveillance, sauce.
00:22:12She'll be back.
00:22:20And how gorgeous are these two?
00:22:22I mean, hashtag life goals am I right, you guys?
00:22:27Oh, but, um, no, seriously.
00:22:30Okay, guys, I know this is supposed to be like three minutes.
00:22:32Bye, bye, bye!
00:22:33С��요!
00:22:35Yeah!
00:22:37Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:22:38We're staying awake, yeah.
00:22:40Oh, my God.
00:23:10It's going to be a beautiful wedding.
00:23:14I'm coming.
00:23:17I'm coming.
00:23:18Oh, my God.
00:23:19Sarah.
00:23:20Excuse me.
00:23:21Hi.
00:23:22Wake up.
00:23:23Sarah, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:24Sarah, what are you doing?
00:23:25Get dressed.
00:23:26I can't be here anymore.
00:23:29Oh, my God.
00:23:31Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:23:33No.
00:23:35You're cheating on me, you goof.
00:23:40Wait, what?
00:23:43I don't know what it is.
00:23:45It could be life.
00:23:46It could be death.
00:23:47It might be a dream.
00:23:48I might be imagining you.
00:23:49You might be imagining me.
00:23:50It could be purgatory or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in.
00:23:53I don't know.
00:23:54So I decided a while ago to sort of give up and stop trying to make sense of things altogether.
00:24:01Because the only way to really live in this is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.
00:24:07Well, then what's the point of living?
00:24:09Well, we kind of have no choice but to live.
00:24:12So I think your best bet is just to learn how to suffer existence.
00:24:19So we can't die?
00:24:21No.
00:24:22The loop just starts over.
00:24:23There might be some way to kill yourself, but I haven't figured it out and I've done a lot of suicides.
00:24:29So many.
00:24:30No.
00:24:31No, I'm gonna get out of this.
00:24:34There.
00:24:35Suit yourself.
00:24:36What are you doing?
00:24:37Bracing for a quick death.
00:24:38I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real.
00:24:39There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.
00:24:55We could just skip this whole phase.
00:24:57Go get a beer, you know?
00:25:00Or not.
00:25:01Whatever.
00:25:02See you tomorrow.
00:25:05Wake up.
00:25:11So, as I was saying, you just have to find peace, you know?
00:25:18I drove all the way back home to Austin and I still woke up here.
00:25:24That's how it works.
00:25:25You know, one time I smoked a bunch of crystal and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.
00:25:29It was a huge waste of time.
00:25:31They detained me as soon as I got off the plane.
00:25:33I was acting a little odd.
00:25:36And then I passed out in a couple of minutes.
00:25:38Woke up back here.
00:25:39Whoop!
00:25:40Darla, you and me, a hundred bucks.
00:25:45Who the fuck are you?
00:25:47Don't you know how to hustle, kid?
00:25:51I'm an honest man, Darla.
00:25:53You're gonna lose this game.
00:25:54But you can keep your money.
00:25:56Oh my god, who was the guy that was hunting you?
00:26:01Fuck.
00:26:11That was Roy.
00:26:13He was a guest at the wedding.
00:26:15Abe's dad's cousin of the Schlieffen clan.
00:26:19That's about all I know about the dude.
00:26:22Yeah, but why was he trying to kill you?
00:26:30One night, a very long time ago, I partied with Roy.
00:26:37I mean, this was back in the early days before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone.
00:26:41Hey, I...
00:26:42I was just feeling my way through it.
00:26:44That tuna?
00:26:45Yes, sir.
00:26:50I know you know, but you don't know that I know.
00:26:53Or do you know?
00:26:54Did you ever wonder if people think you're boring?
00:26:57What?
00:26:58Are you being a dick to the bartender?
00:27:01I would like a Moscato, please.
00:27:02Sure.
00:27:04What might have been and what has been point to one end, which is always present.
00:27:11Second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please.
00:27:13I like your hat.
00:27:23Of course you do.
00:27:26Thank you, man.
00:27:29To the struggle.
00:27:30Confucius said marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow that makes you forget who you are.
00:27:39He did not.
00:27:40But there is a bottom, my friend.
00:27:43And it is a fucking dark place.
00:27:46What do you say, man?
00:27:47You want to, uh, dance a little bit?
00:27:51Okay.
00:27:56You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit?
00:27:59Trevor.
00:28:00He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.
00:28:01Tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share money.
00:28:05Um, but tonight is not about me.
00:28:07You were right.
00:28:08Got him.
00:28:09I don't know what that was.
00:28:11Oi, open up your cunts.
00:28:12Give me shit back, come on!
00:28:13What do I need to drop kid?
00:28:14What do you drop kid?
00:28:15You drop kid.
00:28:16Oh shit, we are hard to shit.
00:28:17You are the shit.
00:28:18You're alive.
00:28:27You're a lie.
00:28:30Oi, come on.
00:28:31This is the greatest night of my life.
00:28:57I wish I could just live out here forever.
00:29:03Follow me.
00:29:07What is it?
00:29:09Your ancestors are in there.
00:29:11My ancestors are in there?
00:29:14Your answers.
00:29:16Any answers you're looking for.
00:29:18Oh, okay.
00:29:19That's totally a different thing, but...
00:29:23I'm in.
00:29:27It took too much.
00:29:31Wait, Roy, wait, wait.
00:29:35That was a mistake.
00:29:38When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly.
00:29:42Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day,
00:29:44so he only comes around once every few days or weeks.
00:29:49I don't know.
00:29:49My sense of time is a little fuzzy.
00:29:51But what does he want?
00:29:52I think he thinks it's revenge.
00:29:55Run, rabbit, run.
00:29:58He may have some anger issues.
00:30:01You said you didn't want the date in.
00:30:06What's that smell?
00:30:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:09So, I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again.
00:30:16Amen to that.
00:30:18I tied my tubes at 40.
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:21You have to confront him, right?
00:30:22I mean, you cannot keep running from this person forever.
00:30:25What are you talking about?
00:30:26Of course I can't.
00:30:31Hey, come on.
00:30:32Burrito truck just opened.
00:30:33Hey.
00:30:34That's for you.
00:30:35Keep the change, okay?
00:30:36But you have to promise me you're going to spend it all today.
00:30:41You know that's a scam.
00:30:42Of course.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:43I just like to give back whenever I can.
00:30:46You know, material matters don't really concern me.
00:30:48With the exception of booze and burritos and designer drugs and candy.
00:30:52Obviously, I'm not a Puritan.
00:30:54And sex, I assume.
00:30:55You fuck other people in here?
00:30:56Great question.
00:30:57You must, right?
00:30:58I have, but it takes a lot of work.
00:31:01And I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible.
00:31:04Huh.
00:31:07Have we roped up?
00:31:08No.
00:31:09At least I don't think so.
00:31:11Still look like who else?
00:31:13Right.
00:31:13Uh, well...
00:31:14Besides Misty.
00:31:15Daisy, the barkeep.
00:31:16You know, I once hit a guy with his car.
00:31:21Oh, yeah?
00:31:23I don't think he ever walked again.
00:31:26Oh.
00:31:28Darla.
00:31:29Oh.
00:31:30If you insist.
00:31:32I bet that was great.
00:31:33You would have bet right.
00:31:34What about Tala?
00:31:35No.
00:31:35But I have tried.
00:31:38May I cut in?
00:31:41It's the first dance.
00:31:42And that's a deal breaker?
00:31:44That didn't work?
00:31:45It was a big swing.
00:31:46Right.
00:31:47Who else?
00:31:48Hey.
00:31:50There you go.
00:31:52You fucked Jerry Schlieffen?
00:31:53Well, he fucked me.
00:31:55He put his penis in my butthole.
00:31:56Yeah, I know how it works.
00:31:57I'm really glad I tried it.
00:31:58He's a sweet guy.
00:32:00Nice shot.
00:32:01And that's it?
00:32:02That's all you got?
00:32:03Oh.
00:32:03Your dad.
00:32:07What are we doing?
00:32:11I don't know.
00:32:12Nah, I'm just kidding.
00:32:13Oh, my God.
00:32:15I got you, though.
00:32:16You did.
00:32:17What about you?
00:32:17Hey, what's going on with your sex life?
00:32:21Nice try.
00:32:22Hmm?
00:32:24I'm not going to sleep with you.
00:32:26You asked me about mine.
00:32:27I was just being courteous.
00:32:28I mean, I might have the other night.
00:32:30You know, I would have, but not now, though.
00:32:33Yeah.
00:32:34I was thinking the exact same thing, you know?
00:32:36We're going to be seeing each other all the time.
00:32:38Let's just keep it simple.
00:32:39Don't overcomplicate it.
00:32:43We've never had sex?
00:32:45Again, my memory is pretty shot, but I don't think so.
00:32:49Anyways, I think the party's going to start pretty soon.
00:32:51You want to head back?
00:32:52Is that a joke?
00:32:55No.
00:32:56Why would I do that?
00:32:57I don't know.
00:32:58Eat, drink, dance, bask in love.
00:33:00That is not love.
00:33:01Of course it is.
00:33:01Tala's in love.
00:33:02No, you don't actually know what you're talking about.
00:33:04We, you, me, everyone.
00:33:05Everyone we know.
00:33:06Nobody can stand the idea of being alone.
00:33:11So we buy into this.
00:33:14Pageantry celebrates bullshit.
00:33:18All right, so no wedding, then.
00:33:20Where do you want to go?
00:33:22Oh, my God.
00:33:25Maybe it's a karma thing.
00:33:27What is?
00:33:28Yeah.
00:33:28What if it's like, to get out of this, you have to be selfless, and then you're free?
00:33:34I just bought a $100 candy bar, and I'm still here.
00:33:36Yeah, but not like that.
00:33:37Like, real acts of selflessness, like the bone marrow shit that Tala does.
00:33:40You know, look, what if, oh, my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here,
00:33:44but not you and me until we've earned our way out?
00:33:46You've really never thought about this before?
00:33:48Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse.
00:33:50All right, fine.
00:33:51Let's say you're right, and that would work.
00:33:53What's the most selfless act you can think of?
00:33:56Something that would guarantee this day to end.
00:34:02And I have full faith in your abilities to keep the boat afloat.
00:34:12And now, old mate Abe, he's going to say his vows.
00:34:16Actually, just, sorry, hold on one second.
00:34:20Take that.
00:34:20Okay.
00:34:26Are you joking right now?
00:34:56All right, get down, get down, get down.
00:35:12Hey, hey, this place is, get off me, get off me.
00:35:16I should never have left the Great Lakes.
00:35:18This place is a nightmare.
00:35:20It's all right, Randy.
00:35:21Everything is great.
00:35:22Sorry.
00:35:22Uh, well, the gods have spoken, and they approved this marriage.
00:35:30What the hell did you say to her?
00:35:32Sister stuff, but I think I'm good.
00:35:34Selflessness is just, it's fantastic.
00:35:37Right.
00:35:39Uh-oh, Alan.
00:35:40You owe me a shot of whiskey.
00:35:45Alan.
00:35:46Well, Niles, this has been great.
00:35:48Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting.
00:35:51And, hey, in all your future loops, please keep me out of that fucking cave.
00:35:57And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you.
00:36:02Deal with him.
00:36:04There.
00:36:04That could be your way out.
00:36:06Well, you seem to have it all figured out.
00:36:07Good luck.
00:36:11Coming!
00:36:12Oh, Sarah?
00:36:14Didn't work.
00:36:15Life is meaningless.
00:36:16Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:36:18Oh, my God.
00:36:19Are you fucking cheating on me?
00:36:24What?
00:36:26This isn't funny.
00:36:28Okay, stop.
00:36:30I'm serious.
00:36:31I'm serious.
00:36:32Stop copying me.
00:36:33Stop pretending like you know everything.
00:36:35Yeah!
00:36:38Okay, I'm gonna go.
00:36:39Wait, what?
00:36:41And what is this place?
00:36:42This is kind of a safe house for me.
00:36:45The family who lives here is out of town.
00:36:47I don't know when they're coming back, but it's not today.
00:36:56Let's waste some time.
00:36:57Hey, who's the mustache?
00:37:11Break my wife run off with.
00:37:12The ocean will have us all.
00:37:18The ocean will have us all.
00:37:28Dark woman and I can't be burning.
00:37:31All that I have to be done.
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:36Dark woman and I can't be breathing.
00:37:40All that I can't be done.
00:37:41Guys, that's our side!
00:37:44The ocean will have us all.
00:37:47The ocean will have us all.
00:37:54Go cross if you're dead and nothing.
00:37:56This is fucking crazy!
00:37:58This is fucking crazy!
00:37:58Woo!
00:38:01Uh-oh.
00:38:01What the hell?
00:38:17Yeah!
00:38:18Two, three, three, four, five, five, five, six, seven, seven, eight, four, five, six, seven, one.
00:38:32Woo!
00:38:33Yeah!
00:38:34Woo!
00:38:35Woo!
00:38:36Yeah!
00:38:36Sarah, where have you been?
00:39:04Tala's pissed.
00:39:06I missed you.
00:39:08What?
00:39:09I want you to meet me in the bathroom.
00:39:11Uh, alright.
00:39:13And I want you to wear this.
00:39:17Um, sure.
00:39:20Can I keep my shirt on?
00:39:34And there's flames coming off the back and everything?
00:39:39Oh, yeah.
00:39:40It's such an awesome car.
00:39:41How close are you sticking to my sketch?
00:39:42I stuck to it exactly.
00:39:43You're gonna love it.
00:39:44Awesome.
00:39:45It looks really cool.
00:39:47Wait!
00:39:48Stop!
00:39:49There's a bomb in the cake.
00:39:52Don't worry.
00:39:53I used to be a bomb guy.
00:39:54Everyone stand back!
00:39:56Oh, my God!
00:39:57Try it out!
00:39:58You son of a bitch!
00:39:59You ruined my plans!
00:40:00Sarah, the sister of the bride, and based on her accent, from origins unknown.
00:40:16I'll take her dead or alive.
00:40:18Put the weapon down.
00:40:19Fine.
00:40:20Then it's to be hand-to-hand combat then.
00:40:22Oh, my God!
00:40:23Niles!
00:40:24How's it going?
00:40:25Is it good?
00:40:26Yeah, it looks really good.
00:40:27And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for?
00:40:29Yeah.
00:40:30And are you getting the jizz right?
00:40:31Dotted lines.
00:40:32Straight across.
00:40:33Ready?
00:40:34Yeah.
00:40:39Ta-da!
00:40:42Wow!
00:40:44That's beautiful.
00:40:45I'm not that old, though, am I?
00:40:52I'm not that old.
00:40:53I'm not that old.
00:40:54I'm not that old.
00:40:55I'm not that old.
00:40:56I'm not that old.
00:40:57I'm not that old.
00:40:58I'm not that old.
00:40:59I'm not that old.
00:41:04Think of it like this.
00:41:05Everything in this void, the space where the candy bar once was but is now in my stomach,
00:41:14is the past.
00:41:15Mm-hmm.
00:41:16And everything that's remaining is the future encased in chocolate.
00:41:20Mm-hmm.
00:41:21I have no interest in this.
00:41:23Emptiness.
00:41:24You know, the who, what, why of your past.
00:41:27You got here.
00:41:28That's all that matters.
00:41:29But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter.
00:41:33It does.
00:41:34You have to know the whole package.
00:41:36I disagree.
00:41:37This.
00:41:39The next bite.
00:41:43That's all that matters.
00:41:44I was married for two years.
00:41:54I knew it wasn't going to work.
00:41:56I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes.
00:41:59I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin.
00:42:01I knew it wasn't going to work out.
00:42:04Of course I walked down the aisle.
00:42:07But I went through with it.
00:42:11And it didn't work out.
00:42:15Now, ignoring all that would make me destined to repeat it.
00:42:21What about you?
00:42:31Hmm.
00:42:33Are you going to tell me anything about it?
00:42:38There's nothing.
00:42:39What about your life before you got stuck in here?
00:42:42What was your job?
00:42:52I honestly can't remember.
00:42:56Oh my god, that's bullshit, Niles.
00:42:58No, I'm serious.
00:43:01Wow, it's been...
00:43:04such a long time.
00:43:14These are fantastic mushrooms.
00:43:16Yeah.
00:43:19Too bad we're doing them in such a shithole, though.
00:43:22I am not a fan of this magical desert.
00:43:26Well, then I just feel sorry for you.
00:43:28Yeah?
00:43:30Uh-huh.
00:43:31Oh, wow.
00:43:33Well, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean that you care about me, Niles.
00:43:37And what...
00:43:39No.
00:43:40And what, what?
00:43:41No, but when I say that I feel sorry, it's like...
00:43:45It's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry that, you know, I finished one beer and now I have to open a new one.
00:43:52You know, now I'm not sorry anymore.
00:43:55It's just a fleeting feeling.
00:43:58Right.
00:43:59It drifts away.
00:44:01Just like, uh, they all do.
00:44:07What do you mean, it just drifts away?
00:44:09Like they all do.
00:44:14Like what is drifted away?
00:44:25Everything.
00:44:32Anyways.
00:44:34Cheers.
00:44:36To pretending not to care.
00:44:39I like that.
00:44:41I know you do.
00:44:43To pretending...
00:44:52That's Neil.
00:44:56My God.
00:44:58Do you see them too?
00:45:01Are they real?
00:45:02Who cares?
00:45:28Night.
00:45:29Niles.
00:45:43Mm-hmm.
00:45:45Let's just get it over with.
00:45:53Okay.
00:45:59What?
00:46:00I just...
00:46:13I just...
00:46:15I...
00:46:17I...
00:46:18I just...
00:46:20I...
00:46:22I...
00:46:24It's going to be a beautiful wedding.
00:46:54Hey, um, sorry, you should probably go, you know, before somebody sees you.
00:47:24Sarah?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:31Gotta say, it kind of felt a little different this morning.
00:47:41Like, you know, kind of good.
00:47:48Because last night.
00:47:49Oh, yeah.
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:52Yeah.
00:47:53Is that a yeah of regret, or?
00:47:54Yeah, it was fun.
00:47:55Yeah.
00:47:56Yeah.
00:47:57Yeah.
00:47:58It was fun.
00:47:59It was fun.
00:48:00Yeah, sounds like it.
00:48:01Yeah.
00:48:02Yeah.
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:04Yeah.
00:48:05Yeah.
00:48:06Yeah.
00:48:07Yeah.
00:48:08Yeah, it was fun.
00:48:09It was fun.
00:48:10Yeah, sounds like it.
00:48:11I can't keep waking up in here.
00:48:17Yeah, waking up is always weird.
00:48:18But, you know, going to bed maybe just got a little better, right?
00:48:19This cop's been following us.
00:48:20Do you have regret, or...?
00:48:23Yeah, it was fun. It was fun.
00:48:27Yeah, sounds like it.
00:48:33I can't keep waking up in here.
00:48:36Yeah, waking up is always weird.
00:48:39But, you know...
00:48:41Going to bed maybe just got a little better, right?
00:48:44This cop's been following us for miles.
00:48:49Right?
00:48:51Do you want to talk about it, or...?
00:48:53The cop?
00:48:54No, the fact that we had sex last night.
00:48:57You said we should have sex, and then we had sex.
00:48:59What's there to talk about?
00:49:02It's all meaningless, right?
00:49:04I mean...
00:49:07I hope it's not all meaningless.
00:49:12So what, we're just littering now?
00:49:14God, nothing.
00:49:15What is this guy's deal?
00:49:19Oh, there we go.
00:49:20Finally.
00:49:21What are you doing?
00:49:22You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before.
00:49:24Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about.
00:49:25Aren't you?
00:49:26No.
00:49:27No, no, no, no, don't.
00:49:28I think it might be him.
00:49:29Him?
00:49:30Roy.
00:49:31Fucker.
00:49:32Don't stop.
00:49:33If you're not going to take care of this, someone has to.
00:49:34No, someone doesn't have to.
00:49:35We've been over this.
00:49:36I'm serious, I'm serious.
00:49:37Help!
00:49:38He's trying to kill me!
00:49:39He's trying to kill me!
00:49:40He's trying to kill me!
00:49:41He's trying to kill me!
00:49:42He's trying to kill me!
00:49:43Fucker.
00:49:47Don't stop.
00:49:49If you're not going to take care of this, someone has to.
00:49:51No, someone doesn't have to. We've been over this.
00:49:54I'm serious. I'm serious.
00:49:56Help!
00:49:58He's trying to kill me!
00:50:01He's trying to kill me!
00:50:04He's trying to kill me!
00:50:06Good.
00:50:07I'm out of the vehicle with your hand up.
00:50:12Is that him?
00:50:14Sir, he do not comply.
00:50:16I'll have no children because I'm moving my force.
00:50:24Uh, okay!
00:50:28I'm coming out!
00:50:33Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman.
00:50:35I thought you were someone else.
00:50:39You should always go with that first instinct, shitbird.
00:50:42Oh!
00:50:48Hi, Roy.
00:50:51Uh!
00:50:55Uh!
00:50:56Did you call for backup?
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
00:51:02Oh, come on. Relax.
00:51:04I just, uh, I just clipped him.
00:51:05You did not just clip him!
00:51:06He's a fucking sadist!
00:51:08I was just saving you!
00:51:09You should be thanking me!
00:51:10He was gonna kill you!
00:51:11Okay, well, no thank you!
00:51:12Freeze!
00:51:13Put your hands above your head!
00:51:14Suck my dick, officer, bitch!
00:51:16Seriously, man, just leave us alone.
00:51:17Are you gonna fucking tase me, fuckface?
00:51:19Oh, oh, oh, yeah, go ahead and tase me!
00:51:20Come on, just do it!
00:51:25I'm touching your bike!
00:51:26Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh!
00:51:28Who the fuck is that?
00:51:30What the hell is going on with you?
00:51:32What?
00:51:33You got a little out of hand.
00:51:35You think?
00:51:37Sorry.
00:51:39The pain is real.
00:51:41Why can't you understand that?
00:51:42It doesn't matter!
00:51:43Nothing matters, right?
00:51:45Those are your words.
00:51:46No, pain matters.
00:51:47What we do to other people matters.
00:51:49Being a source of terror is not fun, okay?
00:51:51It's not fulfilling.
00:51:52I know this from experience.
00:51:53It doesn't matter that everything resets
00:51:55and people don't remember.
00:51:56We remember!
00:51:57We have to deal with the things that we do!
00:51:58Oh, my God, cry me a river, Niles.
00:52:00You are never gonna deal with him.
00:52:01I actually did you a favor, so fuck you.
00:52:03No, Sarah, fuck you.
00:52:04I mean, out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child,
00:52:07which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with.
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11See? A child.
00:52:12Shut the fuck up over there!
00:52:13I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it.
00:52:17I tried to stop you.
00:52:18I tried to stop you.
00:52:19Or don't you remember?
00:52:20I said, stop!
00:52:21Don't come in!
00:52:22But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do.
00:52:23She's got it all figured out.
00:52:24Are you serious right now?
00:52:26I followed you into that cave because I liked you,
00:52:28and someone was trying to hurt you because I give a shit,
00:52:31which is something that you clearly know nothing about.
00:52:34If I had known that I was going to be stuck with a pretentious,
00:52:38sad boy for the rest of eternity,
00:52:41I would have stayed so far away from you,
00:52:44and I sure as hell would never have fucked you.
00:52:46Oh, please.
00:52:47Fucked like a thousand times.
00:52:49What?
00:53:00What did you say?
00:53:01I didn't say it.
00:53:02Answer me.
00:53:09I lied, okay?
00:53:11We did hook up before.
00:53:13A lot.
00:53:15All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding.
00:53:19But it was different then.
00:53:21It was always just going to reset.
00:53:23And then you got stuck in here and...
00:53:26I don't know, maybe I should have told you,
00:53:28but I didn't want to tell you.
00:53:31I didn't want to tell you.
00:53:34So I didn't.
00:53:36Okay?
00:53:44I'm getting out of this day.
00:53:46Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?
00:53:49Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
00:54:01Hey.
00:54:02Pia.
00:54:04What room is Sarah staying in?
00:54:07Misty's boyfriend.
00:54:08Come on!
00:54:09Oh, okay, right, right.
00:54:10Sorry.
00:54:11Um, her room is second to last down the hall.
00:54:14But she isn't in there.
00:54:15Where is she?
00:54:16No one knows.
00:54:17Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there.
00:54:26So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night?
00:54:29She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's gotta be somewhere.
00:54:31Niles, what are you doing?
00:54:32Sarah!
00:54:34Come on out!
00:54:36Come on out!
00:54:38Wake up!
00:54:42Sarah!
00:54:46Sarah!
00:54:51Wake up!
00:54:53Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.
00:54:55Oh, don't say that.
00:54:56Now, Howard, once again, Pia is right.
00:55:00Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.
00:55:04Who are you?
00:55:07Missy's boyfriend.
00:55:12Wake up!
00:55:13Where is she?
00:55:14Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this?
00:55:16Okay, maybe you didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right?
00:55:18I don't feel safe with him in the house.
00:55:20I feel like we should call the cops.
00:55:21That's like, honestly...
00:55:22Sarah!
00:55:24I don't feel safe anymore.
00:55:25And how gorgeous are these two?
00:55:27Hashtag life goals, am I right, guys?
00:55:31We're so bad.
00:55:33Oh, my leg.
00:55:34Wake up!
00:55:35Air Force Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas.
00:55:37Randy, you have the best stories.
00:55:38I know.
00:55:39Hey!
00:55:41Oh, my God!
00:55:42The wedding guy's here!
00:55:45Hey!
00:55:47I need a breather.
00:55:48Can I...
00:55:49Please, go for it.
00:55:50I brought it for you, man.
00:55:52Missy's boyfriend.
00:55:53Are you in on this?
00:55:54Yeah.
00:55:58That's a hard no.
00:55:59Okay.
00:56:00All right.
00:56:01Don't mind if I do.
00:56:02That's good, right?
00:56:03Oh, my God.
00:56:04Yeah.
00:56:05Feel free to come and party boys tonight.
00:56:07See you again.
00:56:08Now he's married, man.
00:56:09Watch him go back to the wedding.
00:56:11Duff.
00:56:12I never want to be married.
00:56:13You okay, dude?
00:56:14Did you two sleep in here last night?
00:56:16No, Tyler's all about that no sleeping together before marriage thing, so Abe took it.
00:56:20Why?
00:56:21Abe slept here last night.
00:56:22Yeah.
00:56:23What's up?
00:56:27Baby.
00:56:28You're so fucking beautiful.
00:56:30Abraham, you slick fuck.
00:56:32I get it.
00:56:33Uh...
00:56:34Excuse me?
00:56:35You and Sarah, it all makes sense now.
00:56:38What's he talking about?
00:56:39Your sister and Abraham boned each other.
00:56:42She wakes up with him every single day and then probably sneaks out in the morning.
00:56:46God, no wonder she hates herself.
00:56:48Here, smell this from Abe's room.
00:56:50Shut up and sit down.
00:56:51You're drunk.
00:56:52Niles, what are you doing?
00:56:53Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.
00:56:54That isn't true, is it?
00:56:56What?
00:56:57No, no.
00:56:58This guy's been drunk all day.
00:56:59That may be accurate.
00:57:00However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion
00:57:05by Fournier, the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday.
00:57:09Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier?
00:57:13Oh, my God.
00:57:15I didn't think so.
00:57:17Get the fuck out of here, okay?
00:57:18Babe, let's take a walk.
00:57:20You don't actually believe this guy, do you?
00:57:22You cheated on your fiancé the night before your wedding with her sister?
00:57:25And you know what?
00:57:26Fuck all of you.
00:57:27Sarah's a good person.
00:57:28But for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you.
00:57:34Come here!
00:57:37Stay back!
00:57:40Trying to ruin my wife, huh?
00:57:41Come on, let's go!
00:57:48Ah!
00:57:49Misty's boyfriend!
00:57:51Ah!
00:57:54Oh, wow.
00:57:55Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:57:56Oh, my God!
00:57:57Is there a fork in my face?
00:57:59Oh, my God!
00:58:08Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite the mother and the father of the bride for a one-night special performance.
00:58:16Tala, you know that I'm not great with words, but I do love you more than anything.
00:58:22So, we're going to perform a number that I sung to Howard on our wedding night.
00:58:28It's a song that I want you two to remember.
00:58:30When you fall into hard times, love can get you through anything.
00:58:35And this is a lover's concerto.
00:58:37How gentle is the rain that falls softly on the metal?
00:58:54Hey, Mr. Cherry.
00:58:57Who?
00:58:59Sarah.
00:59:01Wilder?
00:59:03Oh.
00:59:05I didn't know you knew her.
00:59:14I love her.
00:59:18I see.
00:59:21That's interesting.
00:59:29Wake up!
00:59:32I'm turning myself in!
00:59:33Torture me, I don't care!
00:59:34I'm turning myself in!
00:59:35Torture me, I don't care!
00:59:36Motherfucker!
00:59:37You're right.
00:59:38It's dark down here.
00:59:39I'm turning myself in!
01:00:01Torture me, I don't care!
01:00:02Motherfucker.
01:00:04You're right, it's dark down here.
01:00:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:00:08Hey, Roy, I give up.
01:00:11You win.
01:00:13It's okay, everybody.
01:00:15It's my nephew.
01:00:16Thanks for your concern.
01:00:19You cannot be here.
01:00:21Who was that man?
01:00:22Fuck.
01:00:22Who?
01:00:23Hey, hon, this is...
01:00:25Niles.
01:00:26Niles.
01:00:27He's an old friend.
01:00:29Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back.
01:00:38You look sad.
01:00:40Oh, he's okay, sweetie.
01:00:49Twins.
01:00:49You believe I made these at my age?
01:00:53If I had one less Mai Tai that night, I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here.
01:00:58So, here's to Mai Tais.
01:01:07So, this is your life?
01:01:09Not bad, huh?
01:01:11Beautiful wife.
01:01:12Beautiful kids.
01:01:13Little Joey is watering dog shit.
01:01:19It's weird, but it's beautiful.
01:01:24What happened to marriage being a bottomless pit of sorrow?
01:01:27Things change, you know?
01:01:31Priorities change.
01:01:37Okay, so what are you doing here?
01:01:38Just get on with it.
01:01:39You're freaking my wife out.
01:01:40I don't know, I...
01:01:45Hadn't seen you in a while.
01:01:47Yeah, no shit.
01:01:48I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you.
01:01:50Nurses wouldn't let me sleep.
01:01:52They were afraid I'd go into a coma.
01:01:54Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU.
01:01:58I had a lot of anger towards you, man.
01:02:01I mean...
01:02:04I'm not gonna see my kids grow up.
01:02:07Never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle.
01:02:10I guess I had my head up my own ass.
01:02:18I mean, I didn't really comprehend what I was putting you through.
01:02:24A little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though.
01:02:28This was always a good day here.
01:02:36You know?
01:02:38My wife in the prime of her womanhood.
01:02:42Little Joey tending his dog shit.
01:02:46Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon where we're all animals.
01:02:50I'm a cuddly grizzly bear.
01:02:53I mean, it doesn't get any better than that.
01:03:00You gotta find your Irvine.
01:03:02I don't have an Irvine.
01:03:07We all have an Irvine.
01:03:12Hey, who was that loony bitch who blindsided me with the cop car anyway?
01:03:15Don't call her that.
01:03:18You took her to the cave, didn't you?
01:03:20Did you learn nothing from all this?
01:03:22She followed me in.
01:03:27Well, at least you have each other.
01:03:31Nothing worse than going through this shit alone.
01:03:42Okay, I think it's time for you to go.
01:03:45Can I stay for dinner?
01:03:46No, man, look, I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore.
01:03:53It's not you, it's me.
01:03:59Would she kill me one more time?
01:04:03Just, you know,
01:04:05beat the traffic.
01:04:11Side yard.
01:04:16I hope you find it, man.
01:04:19Yeah.
01:04:31I'm getting out of this day.
01:04:35Sarah, I'm sorry, okay?
01:04:37Sarah, Sarah, Sarah!
01:04:39It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
01:04:42Hey, shut up.
01:04:43That was awful and crazy,
01:04:44and it should never have happened.
01:04:46And we both deserve
01:04:47every single fucking terrible thing
01:04:49that is coming toward us
01:04:50because we are very shitty people.
01:04:53But
01:04:53I am done being shitty.
01:05:04What did we do?
01:05:07That was so stupid.
01:05:09I'm a cheating piece of shit.
01:05:11Yeah, okay, great.
01:05:11I gotta go.
01:05:12It's like my dad!
01:05:16I got to leave.
01:05:21I'm a cheat.
01:05:22I'm sorry, I'm not bad.
01:05:28It's like your dad.
01:05:29I don't know.
01:05:30I don't know.
01:05:30I don't know.
01:05:32I don't know.
01:05:33I don't know.
01:05:34I don't know.
01:05:35I if you guys come into one aspect of it.
01:05:37I'll see you next time.
01:06:07Yeah, but it would allow an observer access to the inter-deterministic universe on the other side of the Koushi horizon.
01:06:13Okay. Sounds like you're doing it right now.
01:06:19You'll be okay. You'll do just fine.
01:06:37Wake up.
01:06:51Hey.
01:06:55You're here?
01:06:56Yep.
01:06:56It's good to see you. You look great.
01:07:05Yeah, well, I can't age.
01:07:08Right.
01:07:09Let me in, Sarah. You can't walk me out of my own room.
01:07:13Niall!
01:07:15Oh!
01:07:17So how have you been?
01:07:19Oh, so bad.
01:07:20I mean...
01:07:22No, yeah. Really, really bad.
01:07:26Look, can I just say something?
01:07:29I'm so sorry for lying, for not telling you about our past.
01:07:34And I don't blame you for being mad at me and staying away for so long.
01:07:39But I've been thinking about it a lot.
01:07:41And, I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going before I screwed it up, you know?
01:07:47So, I...
01:07:48Do you think there's any way we could just start over?
01:07:56Are you done?
01:07:58Yeah.
01:07:59Cool.
01:08:01So.
01:08:03I think I found a way out.
01:08:05Huh?
01:08:06We are trapped in a box of energy.
01:08:09We get out of it by escaping the box
01:08:11in the 3.2 seconds it takes to travel through the loop itself.
01:08:16And by escaping the box, you mean...
01:08:21We blow up ourselves in the cave during that window.
01:08:23And if we detonate the seafor at the exact right moment,
01:08:26it will propel us out.
01:08:30To where?
01:08:32I don't know.
01:08:33We could wake up and it's today,
01:08:34we could wake up and it's 20 years from now,
01:08:36or, you know, we could be dead under a pile of rocks.
01:08:40There's really no way to be sure.
01:08:42That's why it's a theory.
01:08:44But we have to try.
01:08:47Yeah, I guess.
01:08:49Do we, though?
01:08:50I mean, I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again.
01:08:54Remember the whole karma thing?
01:08:55This is different.
01:08:57I tested it.
01:08:59Tested it how?
01:09:01Spuds' goat.
01:09:02I sent her into the cave,
01:09:03and I blew her up.
01:09:05I don't know where she went,
01:09:06but she is not here anymore.
01:09:07Can you zip me up?
01:09:08Wait, the goat is gone?
01:09:10Mm-hmm.
01:09:12That's crazy, right?
01:09:13So I think that we just get through the rest of today,
01:09:15we don't do anything too nuts,
01:09:17and then tonight,
01:09:18we paste the fuck out of this shit, huh?
01:09:20I mean,
01:09:22you sure you don't want to run some more tests or something?
01:09:26What?
01:09:26No, what are you talking about?
01:09:27Well, it's just,
01:09:28the cave's not going anywhere.
01:09:29What's the big rush?
01:09:30You know,
01:09:30in case something actually does happen.
01:09:35Holy shit.
01:09:37Are you scared to leave?
01:09:39What?
01:09:39No.
01:09:41Not at all.
01:09:43I just don't want to leave.
01:09:45There's a difference.
01:09:46Oh, yeah?
01:09:46What's the difference?
01:09:47I want to stay with you.
01:09:50Look,
01:09:51I love you.
01:09:52Okay?
01:09:53How about that?
01:09:56What?
01:09:58I love you.
01:10:01You,
01:10:02how can you even know that?
01:10:06I am literally the only other human being stuck in here with you.
01:10:09No,
01:10:09what about Roy?
01:10:10I don't love him.
01:10:10Oh, my God.
01:10:11Niles,
01:10:12so you're,
01:10:13you're,
01:10:14you are saying that out there in the real world,
01:10:17with the millions of other people to choose from,
01:10:19you would still choose me.
01:10:20Yeah,
01:10:21but why would I want to go back there anyway,
01:10:23you know?
01:10:24It's a world of death and poverty,
01:10:25debilitating emotional distress.
01:10:28At least in here,
01:10:29we get to be together.
01:10:30You have lost your mind.
01:10:32Is that so bad?
01:10:34That's what love is all about.
01:10:36Don't be so afraid of it.
01:10:37This isn't real.
01:10:38Niles,
01:10:39everything that we are doing in here
01:10:40is fucking meaningless.
01:10:42So what?
01:10:43I mean,
01:10:43it's not like things were going so great for you out there.
01:10:47Look,
01:10:48I know about you and Abe,
01:10:50okay?
01:10:51And if your plan works,
01:10:52that's a whole other mess
01:10:54you're going to have to deal with.
01:10:55How do you know about that?
01:10:59Orchid Explosion
01:11:00by Fournier.
01:11:03But it doesn't matter.
01:11:04I don't care about that stuff.
01:11:06That's like my whole thing.
01:11:09I can't keep waking up in there.
01:11:11Just ignore it.
01:11:13I need my life back.
01:11:14And I am asking you
01:11:18if you want to leave this place
01:11:21and come with me.
01:11:23And I'm saying no.
01:11:25But I'm also asking you to stay.
01:11:43Goodbye, Niles.
01:11:43Niles.
01:11:44What?
01:11:45This is here.
01:11:53Niles,
01:11:54what the fuck was that?
01:11:58We should break up.
01:12:00What?
01:12:01You don't like me.
01:12:02I don't like you.
01:12:04But I don't think we should break up.
01:12:06What?
01:12:07People don't break up with me.
01:12:09This is so fucked up.
01:12:10Okay.
01:12:11I'm breaking up with you.
01:12:12I have the idea first.
01:12:14The blind may see
01:12:18But stay behind relief
01:12:21Of all
01:12:24Liability and greed
01:12:29And there's nothing more you need
01:12:35You have a beautiful skin.
01:12:36I love your hair cut.
01:12:38Me too.
01:12:39Without further ado,
01:12:40Let me bring up the actual maid of honor,
01:12:43The big sister of the bride, Sarah.
01:12:46Good luck, girl.
01:12:47Thank you, Misty.
01:12:49Thank you, Misty.
01:12:49Um, when I was 12,
01:12:52I had just started at this new school
01:12:54And I was truly terrified of the world
01:12:57And, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares
01:13:01And then one morning I woke up
01:13:03After a full night of sleep
01:13:05And I find Tala
01:13:07Asleep next to me
01:13:09Holding me
01:13:11And she'd heard me crying in my sleep
01:13:15And she crawled into my bed to snuggle me
01:13:19Because she thought that might help
01:13:21And she was, like, five years old
01:13:24And I never had another nightmare
01:13:27Um, you have this
01:13:31Selflessness and this hopefulness
01:13:35That's really special
01:13:38It's really rare
01:13:42Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters
01:13:49But I will today and forever
01:13:53And ever, ever
01:13:55Be learning from you
01:13:59Um
01:14:03And now
01:14:07Abe
01:14:09Don't
01:14:15Fuck this up
01:14:17Oh
01:14:22Good
01:14:27You smell so good
01:14:38I love you
01:14:43I love you too
01:14:44So hopefully you get this
01:14:50And sorry about that
01:14:51Again
01:14:51And, uh, I hope to see you soon
01:14:56Okay
01:14:57That was a lovely speech, dear
01:15:02Thank you, Nana
01:15:03Thanks
01:15:04You know, I lost my mother
01:15:06When I was very young, too
01:15:07Yeah
01:15:11Yeah
01:15:12Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon
01:15:18Good luck
01:15:20You're okay, sweetheart
01:15:33I felt everything I'll ever feel
01:15:37So I'll never feel ever again
01:15:41What are you pouring this kid, Ted?
01:15:45That's his first drink
01:15:46I thought I knew how to live
01:15:48I didn't
01:15:52Or I don't
01:15:54Honey
01:15:55Take a look around
01:15:58Whatever you're after
01:16:00It ain't here
01:16:01Oh, my God
01:16:19I'm an idiot
01:16:21Are you sure he didn't take anything?
01:16:24He's just moping there
01:16:25I'm a fucking adult
01:16:29Ted with the pickup truck
01:16:31You talk to me like that
01:16:32You'll be pulling your teeth from the bar
01:16:34Thanks, Ted
01:16:55No, no
01:17:03Oh, damn it
01:17:07Don't shoot, don't shoot
01:17:14Please, I need help
01:17:15A ride, anything
01:17:16Who the fuck are you?
01:17:1930 years ago
01:17:20You met a woman named Tracy Holmes
01:17:22At a bar in Aberdeen
01:17:23She took your virginity in the bathroom
01:17:25And then left town
01:17:26You never saw her again
01:17:27Spuds
01:17:28I'm your son
01:17:31I've always had a feeling
01:17:36Sarah
01:17:47Sarah, wait
01:17:49Wait
01:17:51I get it now
01:17:54You were right
01:17:55I was scared
01:17:56I was scared
01:17:56But I'm not anymore
01:17:58Look, Sarah
01:18:00From the first time that I saw you
01:18:02No, stop
01:18:03Stop it
01:18:04Niles
01:18:04I don't want another one of your speeches
01:18:06All right
01:18:07You get one more sentence
01:18:17Okay
01:18:18Okay
01:18:19Okay
01:18:19Even though I pretend not to be
01:18:22I've realized that I am completely codependent
01:18:26But I'm cool with it
01:18:27Because I think that life should be shared now
01:18:31And I need you to survive
01:18:34Okay
01:18:36That's your one sentence
01:18:38I need you to survive, comma
01:18:39But it's so much more than that
01:18:42Uh, colon
01:18:43I know you better than anyone knows you
01:18:47And remember that night when we saw the dinosaurs?
01:18:51You said it yourself
01:18:52In order to really know a person
01:18:53You have to see the entire package
01:18:54The good and the bad
01:18:55And I've seen your package
01:18:56And it is excellent, Sarah
01:18:58Ampersand
01:19:00You're my favorite person that I've ever met
01:19:03And yes, I know there's crazy odds
01:19:07That the person I like the most in my entire life
01:19:09Would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop
01:19:11But you know what else is crazy odds?
01:19:12Getting stuck in a time loop
01:19:13Dot, dot, dot
01:19:16Ellipses
01:19:16Ellipses, thank you
01:19:17Called them ellipses
01:19:18Ellipses
01:19:19Look
01:19:20I hope
01:19:21That blowing ourselves up works
01:19:24But
01:19:24It's really irrelevant to me
01:19:27As long as I'm with you
01:19:28And if it kills us
01:19:30Well then
01:19:31I'd rather die with you
01:19:35Than live in this world without you
01:19:38Emphatic period
01:19:40That was a grammatical nightmare
01:19:48Yeah
01:19:49I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much
01:19:51I mean an emphatic period is just
01:19:52It's an exclamation point
01:19:54I don't want to seem desperate
01:19:55What if we get sick of each other
01:20:01We're already sick of each other
01:20:04It's the best
01:20:07I could survive just fine without you
01:20:14You know
01:20:14But there's
01:20:19A chance that this life can be
01:20:21A little less mundane
01:20:23With you in it
01:20:25Yeah
01:20:26Less mundane
01:20:28That's a super low bar
01:20:30That's a great place to start
01:20:31Okay
01:20:36Okay
01:20:38Go on
01:20:42Let's see if we blow up and die
01:20:44Okay
01:20:46So
01:20:51Was the whole
01:20:53Go disappearing thing for real
01:20:55Or was that bullshit
01:20:56It's too late
01:20:56You've already committed
01:20:57Damn it
01:20:58Where do you want to go
01:21:01On our first date
01:21:01When this for sure works
01:21:02Your mom's house
01:21:04Okay
01:21:05This was a mistake
01:21:06Your mom's a mistake
01:21:07All right
01:21:08In case I don't see you again
01:21:16I love you too
01:21:20I'm trying to be stinking
01:21:29I'm trying to be stinking
01:22:01So now what do we do?
01:22:23Well, I should probably go pick up my dog.
01:22:31You have a dog?
01:22:33Yeah, Fred.
01:22:36You have a dog named Fred?
01:22:38I do.
01:22:39You've never mentioned this?
01:22:41Never came up.
01:22:42Where is he?
01:22:43With a neighbor.
01:22:45What kind of dog is he?
01:22:47He's one of them shaggy dogs.
01:22:48He's one of them shaggy dogs.
01:22:50Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool?
01:22:58I guess I come back November 10th.
01:23:01I went downtown to see my lady.
01:23:15She stood me up and I stood there waiting.
01:23:18It'll be alright when the morning comes.
01:23:22Now I'm up in the air when it rained in my hair.
01:23:27I got nowhere to go.
01:23:29I can go anywhere.
01:23:31It'll be alright when the morning comes.
01:23:36I got the message from your girlfriend last night.
01:23:37That is a pretty crazy theory.
01:23:38You really think it could work?
01:23:39I'm sorry.
01:23:40Do I know you?
01:23:41I'm sorry.
01:23:42Do I know you?
01:23:43I'm sorry.
01:23:44Do I know you?
01:23:46I'm Niles.
01:23:47I'm Niles.
01:23:48I'm Niles.
01:23:49I'm sorry.
01:23:50I'm sorry.
01:23:51Do I know you?
01:23:52I'm Niles.
01:23:53Hi.
01:23:54Hi.
01:23:55Hi.
01:23:56Hi.
01:23:57Hi.
01:23:58Hi.
01:23:59No way.
01:24:00Wow.
01:24:01A pretty crazy theory.
01:24:03You really think it could work?
01:24:06I'm sorry.
01:24:08Do I know you?
01:24:14I'm Niles.
01:24:19Hi.
01:24:20Hi.
01:24:26No way.
01:24:29Wow.
01:24:30Daisy, I'd like a lot of alcohol, please.
01:24:35Nice to meet you.
01:24:36Yeah.
01:24:36When you come home, try to come home alone.
01:24:38When you come home, try to come home alone.
01:24:51It's so much better with two.
01:24:55Now I'm out in the cold, man, I'm getting old.
01:25:12Standing here, waiting on you.
01:25:14It'll be all right when the morning comes.
01:25:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:25:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:25:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, when the morning goes.
01:26:29Let me give you
01:26:59a little experience
01:27:00of some young chickens of today.
01:27:04I'm gonna give you
01:27:05a little experience
01:27:06of some young chickens of today.
01:27:10They are full of disappointments.
01:27:13They are never, never on time.
01:27:16They don't give to an appointment.
01:27:19They don't hesitate to lie.
01:27:22They won't tell you this
01:27:23when they mean that
01:27:24I wish I could keep them apart.
01:27:27But ask me, man, how can I
01:27:30these women necessary evil
01:27:33are man, oh man, yes man, stupid be.
01:27:39I wish I could keep them apart.
01:27:44еaaah
01:27:48on
01:27:51ma
01:27:52At 5 p.m. is 10 a.m.
01:28:18The Monday is Wednesday, and when you try to chase them, they'll never come your way. The only time they keep to an appointment is when in desperate need. They would tell you all sorts of lies just to get what you need.
01:28:38And the man, being so stupid, would give them all they need. Forgetting all the disappointments and all the previous lies. I am man. Oh, money. Money is the help of money.
01:28:56Money is the help of money. Money is the help of money. Money is the help of money. Money is the help of money.
01:29:07Money is the help of money. Money is the help of money. Money is the help of money.
01:29:17One-hander, two-inch, two-inch!
01:29:21Three-inch, two-inch!
01:29:27Double reeling?
01:29:32Let that guitar all play.
01:29:47My Mr. Baby
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