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Shoot 'Em Up (2007), directed by Michael Davis, is a hyper-stylized, fast-paced action film that delivers nonstop gunfights and dark humor. The movie stars Clive Owen as Mr. Smith, a mysterious, carrot-chomping loner who gets caught up in a deadly conspiracy when he rescues a newborn baby during a violent shootout.
Smith reluctantly becomes the baby’s protector after the mother is killed, and he uncovers a plot involving corrupt politicians, illegal arms deals, and a secret about the infant that powerful people are willing to kill for. As he tries to keep the baby safe, Smith teams up with Donna Quintano (Monica Bellucci), a lactating prostitute who helps him care for the child.
Hot on their trail is the relentless and sadistic hitman Hertz (Paul Giamatti), who commands an army of assassins and is determined to capture the baby and eliminate Smith. What follows is an over-the-top series of outrageous action scenes, stunts, and shootouts that parody and celebrate classic action tropes.
Shoot 'Em Up is a tongue-in-cheek, adrenaline-fueled thrill ride that embraces its absurdity and delivers pure, stylized chaos.
Main Cast:
Clive Owen as Mr. Smith
Paul Giamatti as Hertz
Monica Bellucci as Donna Quintano
Smith reluctantly becomes the baby’s protector after the mother is killed, and he uncovers a plot involving corrupt politicians, illegal arms deals, and a secret about the infant that powerful people are willing to kill for. As he tries to keep the baby safe, Smith teams up with Donna Quintano (Monica Bellucci), a lactating prostitute who helps him care for the child.
Hot on their trail is the relentless and sadistic hitman Hertz (Paul Giamatti), who commands an army of assassins and is determined to capture the baby and eliminate Smith. What follows is an over-the-top series of outrageous action scenes, stunts, and shootouts that parody and celebrate classic action tropes.
Shoot 'Em Up is a tongue-in-cheek, adrenaline-fueled thrill ride that embraces its absurdity and delivers pure, stylized chaos.
Main Cast:
Clive Owen as Mr. Smith
Paul Giamatti as Hertz
Monica Bellucci as Donna Quintano
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00:00:00You
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00:01:03You're dead bitch
00:01:14What the hell you looking at
00:01:30Oh
00:01:46Looks like you are shit out of luck beautiful. I'm gonna give you your c-section
00:01:52You son of a bitch
00:01:59Eat your vegetables
00:02:12Get out of here
00:02:22What's he said?
00:02:24I don't know
00:02:51Oh
00:02:53I
00:02:55I
00:03:21Hate these four-year-old jackals wearing ponytails
00:03:26That ponytail doesn't make you look hip young or cool
00:03:32Okay, it's coming. Come on. Give me one big push
00:03:56I believe now quit squirming and ruining my shot
00:04:04What a piece of crap
00:04:16Sorry about the messy delivery mom
00:04:26Quiet
00:04:53Bravo mr. Hero bravo
00:04:56Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:05:00Something funny. Oh, I was just remembering a limerick
00:05:04If there once was a woman who was quite big at she had three babies named that patent at she said it was fun
00:05:10At the breeding but found it was hell in the feeding
00:05:13When she saw there was no tit for tat
00:05:17You have caused me no end of trouble
00:05:20But now I shall return the favor
00:05:22tit for tat
00:05:26Passive it's the latest thing
00:05:28The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner
00:05:32That makes firearms safer and it cuts down the crime
00:05:47Who are you lady? What's your name?
00:06:25Oh
00:06:49Nice knackers
00:06:55Oh
00:06:57Oh
00:07:23Fuck you, you're fucking suckers
00:07:27Oh
00:07:49Tit for tat mr. Hero tit for tat
00:07:58I
00:08:02Was going back for a bottle I got it
00:08:05Yeah, I'm not the head honcho sits on his hands
00:08:08Warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the work every second counts, right?
00:08:17Now how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:20Oh
00:08:25Everything was going smooth at the safe house when the woman draws a gun
00:08:28I mean who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:08:31And who was this man who was with her? I don't know
00:08:36After the woman escaped we tracked her here this guy. He was hanging around at the bus stop
00:08:40I mean, so did we we decided that we deal with him later, but we go after the woman
00:08:43He gets in on the action. Yeah, he took a gun. He started shooting at us
00:08:48And that's that's when you know you arrived
00:08:52Sit down
00:08:54Oh, you're right
00:08:57It's fun you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue
00:09:03Wow, wow. Wow, this is a fire
00:09:05I
00:09:07Won't make this mistake again. I
00:09:10Got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder
00:09:18And let that be a reminder never to fail me again
00:09:48I
00:10:18I
00:10:49I
00:11:08Don't make me kill you to get the baby
00:11:18Oh
00:11:48Oh
00:12:18Oh
00:12:48Oh
00:12:58Sweetie this deal is almost done. Look I've already booked my flight home. Okay?
00:13:09I love you, too
00:13:11Bye-bye
00:13:15You know, I had gun is better than a wife
00:13:20Don't know but a silencer on a gun
00:13:31Sir we spotted the target at 30 Jefferson heading toward the park turn us around
00:13:41I
00:14:06Want someone gonna find you
00:14:11Oh
00:14:20My god look at this
00:14:32Oops
00:14:41I
00:15:04Fuck me sideways
00:15:11Oh
00:15:34Welcome back. Mr. Smith. Where's Quintana?
00:15:37Wait Smith, mrs. Donna's with the customer wait, you can't go up there
00:15:44Besides I thought mrs. Mary was more your type
00:16:06I
00:16:28Sorry about bars closed
00:16:37Oh
00:16:39Wait your turn Smith, there's plenty to go around. Oh for me. Thanks. I'm lactose intolerant. Just send me what you want Smith
00:16:58Oh
00:17:00Kinky I want you to take care of this baby for a while
00:17:04Five grand I should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks
00:17:10Are you clean
00:17:12You know, I'm a good Girl Scout so you'll do it
00:17:16Vafanculo screw yourself Smith for all I know you snatched the kid. I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping
00:17:23I didn't steal the kid. Trust me. Trust you. I
00:17:27Don't even know your real name
00:17:30Who are you really Smith?
00:17:32I'm a British nanny and I'm dangerous
00:17:46Just keep the baby for one day and you can keep the whole roll
00:18:03Forget it
00:18:12Ciao
00:18:32I
00:19:02I
00:19:09Rest milk
00:19:14Let's go
00:19:16This lady's baby needs to be fed
00:19:18Find me every wet nurse lactating hooker and mammary on tap in the city. I
00:19:26Already told you Smith you're not welcome in the land of milk and honey
00:19:33I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers
00:19:45Scram fellas, give me a moment alone here with
00:19:57Me a big girl atro yet
00:20:03I
00:20:05There was a man here with a baby
00:20:08Not too long ago. Yes a real jerk
00:20:13He wanted me to take care of the kid
00:20:17And what is this man's name Smith mr. Smith
00:20:23Yes
00:20:29How the hell do I know his real name he saw me a couple of times and I was pulling straight tricks
00:20:36He always used the same name Smith
00:20:39I don't believe you
00:20:53He was allowed
00:20:58It's harder the more times it's fired
00:21:05If I had anything on him I tell you
00:21:08I
00:21:15Gets a lot more painful the closer I get
00:21:24What's up, doc, oh, you're a wastely rabbit
00:21:33But you're not wastely enough, yeah, that's a sick shooter
00:21:39I just carry six shots
00:21:43You've blown your load
00:21:52Now what about you your nine millimeter is empty, too
00:21:56Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop one in the men's room and your second cartridge was expended at the playground
00:22:02And you won't be getting it up with that gun. You took off my man
00:22:05No, you see like my weapon it also has the thumbprint safety device, oh really
00:22:13Wanna bet
00:22:15I
00:22:34Nothing like a good hand job
00:22:46Get your things
00:22:48We're going
00:22:58The word you're going on about but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize
00:23:05Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door
00:23:10Back go you deserve to be punished
00:23:12Which car do you want what I'm tired of walking look at this
00:23:25You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine I give up
00:23:31With a car that pricks on the inside
00:23:35Tell me about it
00:23:42Oh
00:23:58Good good. I'm glad I'm glad you like the flower
00:24:02Listen sweetie, I've run into a small hitch. I
00:24:08I think I'm gonna have to be out here for a while longer
00:24:11But don't don't worry. I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party. I swear to you
00:24:18hugs and kisses
00:24:22So what was I supposed to do these guys were stalking this pregnant lady I couldn't just stand there
00:24:30See that I
00:24:31Fucking ate that what this guy changing lanes without signaling. I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:39So you started shooting at them, no, I don't carry a piece I went to the woman
00:24:45She had a gun they started firing. I shot back. He's done it again. I
00:24:50Moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy?
00:24:55They can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safe
00:25:00You want to know why not particularly because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that
00:25:06Money, so when they get on the road, they can't help themselves. They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers, too
00:25:11It's in their nature. Why don't you take the baby to the police? I can't go to the police. Why not?
00:25:16I'm the Unabomber they caught the Unabomber. That's what they think
00:25:29You
00:25:36Are the angriest men in the world if I remember right you used to like it like that
00:25:45Well, how many freelancers have you got
00:25:49Yeah, how many local boys I
00:25:52Need men you understand I
00:25:56Need a lot more men
00:25:59I
00:26:13Want four mags a box of nine millimeter one four seven hollow points and give me 50 FM J's
00:26:21You
00:26:28You're a little short you lied you said you had
00:26:33$5,000 about we make up the difference with food stamps. You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:38It's as good as cash. You're pathetic Smith. We'll wait for you outside
00:26:44Look, why don't I sign over this check? I got a good blood bank to you for more than cover
00:26:49I'm throwing that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal. I don't get that church on Wednesday
00:26:56Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells and I'll give you the other half when you bring me the rest of
00:27:00The money on Wednesday do
00:27:18Oh
00:27:29Damn it Smith. What the hell are you doing making some money making some money?
00:27:34Yeah to buy something for the baby
00:27:37something for the baby a
00:27:39A
00:27:43Bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib makes me think what you do to get him in the right school
00:27:53So this is it it's not the Ritz but it's home
00:27:59Same old Smith down and dirty glad you like it
00:28:09I
00:28:13Say hello to Mickey
00:28:23Maybe I should take the baby to the police. No, you'd never make it
00:28:27They'll be watching all the precincts probably got some of the boys in blue on pay older, too
00:28:40I
00:28:45Rounded up 50 guys. Well, I guess that's just gonna have to do
00:28:58Stop the car
00:28:59He was here. Come on. What makes you think he was here. Trust me
00:29:03I know what people do and I know what people think I always have even as a kid. I had this gift
00:29:09You should have seen the playground heard I laid down playing rock-paper-scissors, buddy. I'll stop the car
00:29:16Who do you think wants this baby dead? I've no idea who's trying to kill it
00:29:23It's an it to me
00:29:28Tell me Smith, is there anything you like? Yeah my privacy
00:29:38Tell me something I don't know per una volta brutto figlio di puttana bastardo love it when you talk like that
00:29:45Can I offer you anything?
00:29:49Carrot
00:29:52It's good for your eyesight
00:29:58Of all the squats in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one another lucky guess?
00:30:04He doesn't guess he sees things. We don't
00:30:08Who's once an FBI profiler?
00:30:11Forensic behavior consultant
00:30:15Times I have to tell you guys details
00:30:19Make all the difference in this business
00:30:23Hey, but
00:30:25Don't you think you should hang back sir the leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear
00:30:35Besides
00:30:39You
00:30:42Violence is one of the most fun things to watch
00:30:47We could call him Oliver Oliver, yeah like Oliver Twist
00:30:51Because he's an orphan because I like the book. I like the book. I didn't hate it
00:30:57That's the first
00:31:03Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
00:31:06Wow cute and cuddly
00:31:09Or the one that says you're becoming a man now, son
00:31:16So, mr. Hertz, how old is your son he's eight
00:31:23You believe it there's nothing on the TV about any of this
00:31:27Roadside bomb wounded we have it, you know
00:31:34Hey, you know
00:31:38Lay mass politician rants about gun control and he cries
00:31:45Tonight switch to this channel with this heavy metal music
00:31:50He shuts up
00:31:52So what?
00:31:54He shuts up so weird
00:32:01You must find it comfortable
00:32:04Sir men are in place in the roof. That's good
00:32:09Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love saying this. Hmm. It's where Cagney lets the good guy live
00:32:19And if that happens in this show
00:32:23I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back. Let's kill this mother go
00:32:33It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal look at his surrogate parents. No, I'm telling you this means
00:32:52Oh
00:33:22Oh
00:33:52I
00:34:22I
00:34:52Oh
00:35:12My god, do we really suck or is this guy really that good? Come on boys
00:35:22I
00:35:45Like dogs
00:35:52Oh
00:36:22Oh
00:36:31What is it it's a baby's diaper
00:36:39This idea blows me
00:36:41It's the only idea we got you actually think that Oliver's mother
00:36:46Lived near a heavy metal club and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb. Yep
00:36:52That's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers bash
00:36:55ridiculous
00:36:56Well, he isn't crying now
00:37:01So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother I still say this is a wild hunch
00:37:07Yes, how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:37:10Somebody's been stalking us. Let's find out who
00:37:16You say
00:37:31You don't have this place who's asking I am
00:37:37Can I buy you a drink no
00:37:46Into jewelry. Oh
00:37:51You occupies the room upstairs go to hell you ain't got the cojones
00:38:03So who are these guys I
00:38:05Rented the place to some suit 11 months ago
00:38:09He paid the whole year in cash
00:38:11And never saw him again, I just figured they were used the back way
00:38:21Feed it
00:38:41This is pretty fucked up
00:39:11Sir, it's your go-to guy
00:39:14All the mothers have been killed only one escaped temporarily
00:39:18We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child
00:39:23Babies were supposed to be delivered covertly
00:39:25I guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret
00:39:29What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be
00:39:32When mr. Go to guy passes head to the left. Yes, sir. I already made the call
00:39:37Mr. Go to guy passes head to the left. Yes, sir. I already made the call backup should be arriving any minute
00:39:43Clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened
00:39:48Thank you, sir, I appreciate your confidence
00:39:52Gentlemen, let's find some answers
00:39:58Watch where you step
00:40:01The ice cream is melting
00:40:03What I thought donor sperm was your department these freezers are full of samples
00:40:10This is weird
00:40:12It seems to be only one donor one donor. Yeah a generous one of that
00:40:27This is bone marrow blood it must be for some kind of cure
00:40:33How do you know that Smith you didn't hear about my Nobel Prize
00:40:45It's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient
00:40:48The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA with the person receiving it
00:40:54You mean these people were harvesting babies for some guys bone marrow transplant
00:41:00Exactly and somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it. That's why they want Oliver
00:41:30I
00:41:35Called that guy I know at NBC
00:41:39And then I got to thinking you know what I hate
00:41:42Here we go again. I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him
00:41:49Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals. I called ABC CBS
00:41:55the post the Times the local news channel and the FBI
00:42:01So what do we do next I figure we hang here and watch the news once the story goes public maybe we'll be safe
00:42:09Look you finally went to sleep. Yeah, you just wait the moment you close your eyes for a nap you'll start screaming
00:42:17You can't take a little pleasure in anything can you you just hate everything I don't hate you
00:42:25Is that why you picked me? You know why I picked you
00:42:29You have no idea what you've done to me we're gonna get out of this trust me you just don't get it what
00:42:38You bring me this child
00:42:40So I can feed him
00:42:42Take care of him
00:42:44Maybe they could be dead at any moment
00:42:47And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child
00:42:51I
00:43:07Smile fault. It's like what my mama always said
00:43:12Woven and even a ballerina
00:43:16If I say I'm sorry we don't know what that means
00:43:18Eggs have no business dancing with sauce
00:43:48Smith I figured out what you hate the most
00:43:57What happened to baby forget about it tell me
00:44:03My peep hit me in the stomach
00:44:07My baby
00:44:09Was delivered stillborn
00:44:11I
00:44:35Like this day
00:44:37It's
00:44:41Called a gun
00:44:43Grip slide breach barrel trigger now, this is the business end
00:44:52You should never point this at anything. You don't intend to kill
00:44:57Now this is important this is called your safety
00:45:01You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally, but really
00:45:07This is your number one safety
00:45:15Are you hungry?
00:45:37I
00:46:07Oh
00:46:37Oh
00:47:08Oh
00:47:18Talk about shooting your load
00:47:27Look at this. This is a Hamilton my attack. He's not supposed to hit the streets for six months
00:47:33This is weird all these guys have gone
00:47:44Don't even tell me you know how many of our men he's body bagged now
00:47:49Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:47:53Doesn't it piss you off a little getting angry releases an enzyme tryptophan
00:47:58Hydroxylase which can temporarily reduce the IQ as something I can't afford to do right now
00:48:03How do you know all that?
00:48:05My boy is hooked on the Discovery Channel. Take me west side. I need to report in I got a bead on who I'm mr
00:48:12hero is
00:48:16No more arguments I have to do this alone and the only way I can do it is if I'm positive you two are okay
00:48:24This is the only place I know you'll be safe
00:48:27An
00:48:29M24 tank you'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives. You're whacked. I am
00:48:35I'm also serious
00:48:37Nobody's allowed to get in it. Don't worry when I create a diversion you climb inside
00:48:43You should have enough of that baby food to last for a couple of days
00:48:46the
00:48:47pureed carrots are the best
00:48:50You know how to use this, right?
00:48:53Yes, but what if you don't come back that's not gonna help there is no way to be sure
00:49:02Yes, there is
00:49:22If you don't behave I am going to spank you stop whining stop it
00:49:30Hey parents hit their children go of my arm. Not until you stop hitting your kid
00:49:35I will discipline my child as I see fit. How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:52What the hell do you think you're doing
00:49:58It's not funny
00:50:14So what you got on this all-star ground pounder
00:50:18Well, anybody this good had to start out young and it's usually because their pop was good at it, too
00:50:24You know like MacArthur's dad was a general
00:50:26Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball. My son is a video game wiz and I wasn't too bad at pong myself
00:50:34Just follow me if you will mr.
00:50:36Anderson in 67 the limey's got hard-ass on gun control. So a lot of Brit gunsmiths
00:50:42Moved to the States now
00:50:44I've got an inside man at immigration working on which of these guys had sons
00:50:49And if any of the boys were crack shots, I think the park effect is getting to you
00:50:54You got deadly
00:50:58Yes touches your Google sit
00:51:02Yeah, now you treat now you my man has been running the name down and he recalls one of these
00:51:09gunsmith kids actually
00:51:12National sports pistol champion at age 10 Olympic hopeful recruited by the army
00:51:19But after that the kid has never heard from again
00:51:22That sounds like black ops got him trained him. This leads me to a theory theory
00:51:28Theory is bull nookies. All you got is a man with no name
00:51:34riding into town on a pale horse
00:51:37dispensing his own brand of justice
00:51:41I
00:52:11Heard you know what people in this country love
00:52:15And it's got nothing to do with all that phallic mumbo-jumbo like cocking your gun
00:52:20No hurts people love guns because America is a land of opportunity
00:52:27Where a poor man can become rich
00:52:30and
00:52:31A pussy can become a tough guy if he's got a gun in his hand
00:52:37I'm
00:52:40Hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand. Oh, no, sir. No, no, I'm not
00:52:46I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand
00:52:54I want you to give this guy and the kids a dirt nap. Yes, sir
00:53:01Right
00:53:05Away sir
00:53:09I'm ready Mia
00:53:12Don't worry daddy will be back soon
00:53:32Oh
00:53:39Well, well, well, mr. Bunny you just keep going going going don't you
00:53:43So do you I promise to uh to spare your life if you tell me where the woman and child are forget it
00:54:01Oh boy
00:54:04Hey who trains you?
00:54:06Hmm NSA black ops CIA the army
00:54:11Well, whoever it seems you haven't lost your aim champ. You think that's good. You should see me spell my name in the snow
00:54:21Hey, you know my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something
00:54:26But I believe I have a better idea about who you are
00:54:31I found out how your wife and son were killed
00:54:34My god, what a tragedy
00:54:37Some guy walks into a burger joint. He starts shooting up the place
00:54:41Oh my god, what a shame that your wife and son were there having their chicken nuggets?
00:54:55What's the matter you don't like that story
00:54:58Well, why don't you tell me one hmm children's story, please. Oh
00:55:03I know tell me my favorite. Yeah, tell me the one about the baby
00:55:09Maybe later when I put you to sleep
00:55:27Oh
00:55:57I
00:56:28So
00:56:30What do you think of the Second Amendment now
00:56:35Okay, buddy drop your weapon
00:56:48Think we got him
00:56:57Oh
00:57:14God damn it Smith
00:57:18So I found out he's trying to kill our baby
00:57:21man named Hammerson
00:57:23Born with a silver spoon up his ass
00:57:26Inherited the hammer firearms corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing weapons
00:57:30Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:43Shit
00:57:44It's him
00:57:46senator Rutledge
00:57:48If he's elected president he'll put Hammerson out of business
00:57:54Mr. Go to guy called his men a final of babysitters the Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters
00:58:00It's him senator Rutledge. He's the guy that needs this baby. So we contact this man and then we're safe. It's over
00:58:08Are you crazy? This means that we've got Hammerson on the whole of the US government after us
00:58:12I think you two have got to get out of town
00:58:14Until I get the answers you'll never be safe. I'll be watching the trains at the bus stations and the airports
00:58:20So I think this is the safest way to get out of town
00:58:24I'm gonna check all of this out. And if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus
00:58:28What if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:58:31Where should I get off? I
00:58:34Think it's better if I don't know what trust me. I
00:58:38Can't know
00:58:44You
00:58:47Smith do you really think this is gonna work just stick to the plan and everything will be alright
00:59:14I
00:59:44I
01:00:14I
01:00:44I
01:01:14I
01:01:21Saw much for wearing your seatbelt
01:01:44What the hell is that? Oh my god, that is twisted that sick son-of-a-bitch. Oh
01:01:59That's sick. Son-of-a-bitch suck at us again
01:02:07It's time to go
01:02:14Through to whoever's protecting senator Rutledge just tell him there's a man with a baby calling
01:02:24Hello is this Smith
01:02:26That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown not a word about it anywhere
01:02:31Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pool
01:02:34I'm telling you we're on the same side. Now. Listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. I
01:02:40Want to see the senator?
01:02:43All right
01:02:44He wants to see you too
01:02:46He's leaving for North Carolina the primaries in three days
01:02:50You can fly with him runway seven two hours. I see anything. I don't like
01:02:56I'm blowing this big time
01:02:59I
01:03:11What were you doing in there
01:03:15Cleaning my gun
01:03:17Really?
01:03:19You know, we were never really trying to kill you we only wanted to scare you into surrendering
01:03:24Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight in the latest polls
01:03:38I owe you my life. So this is where you get to do all those hookers. I
01:03:45Heard about you you look worse than you do on TV
01:03:48Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do and a lot of morphine
01:03:54So
01:03:58You've pieced the whole thing together
01:04:01Very clever. Mr. Smith
01:04:03Very clever simple
01:04:06You're the Democratic front-runner for president and you're sweeping gun control proposals are pissing the wrong people
01:04:13Yes, well if they're pissed now wait until I'm elected president
01:04:17We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there that we're gonna have set up just as many commissions
01:04:22Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year
01:04:25Unfortunately, you're sick and the gun nuts is found out they discovered your baby hatchery and boom problem solved
01:04:31They kill you by killing the babies, correct?
01:04:35So, where's my savior?
01:04:46You've made a deal with Hammerson
01:04:48Oh, you're crazy am I when you got into bed with him?
01:04:50You also let his dog up on the mattress looking at those dog hairs on your trousers
01:04:54I'd say old Duchess took a liking to you
01:04:55I don't know what you're talking about save the line for when you're in office Routledge if he ever makes it there
01:05:00It's jealous. I hate
01:05:03Hypocrites, you're the biggest one of all you blame him for selling out his operation to find the baby
01:05:10Have been tits up from the get-go. You see Rutledge called us and he offered us a proposition
01:05:15That we had never dreamed was possible in exchange for his life
01:05:20The senator promised to protect our rights to go deer hunting with a newsie. Oh, come on Smith. Come on
01:05:26Guns don't kill people but they sure help
01:05:30back up back up
01:05:33Back up or I'll kill him. Oh, please. I had to do it. I want to leave
01:05:37I am meant to be president where you got what it takes
01:05:41To put yourself before the people I can still do good in other areas
01:05:45Are you gonna square it with the public? It is it is a constitutional right back off get back
01:05:50I've come around to their way of thinking come around they had you at hello
01:05:55Let me give you a piece of advice
01:05:57Never trust the people who stand to profit plain and simple. They're the bad guys. Come on Smith
01:06:02Don't be a fool. The game is over. You rolled the dice you lost
01:06:10Oh
01:06:12Oh
01:06:34Let him go Smith, there's no escape maybe not for me but there is for the woman and baby
01:06:40If I kill Rutledge
01:06:42No one will need to find them. They'll be saved
01:06:46Your assassination Rutledge will create a public outrage and trigger immense support for your proposals
01:06:53Sympathy vote in the Congress will give you anti-gun bills passage by a landslide
01:06:59your legacy
01:07:01Will live on don't do it
01:07:04Then do it
01:07:06Let me regain some honor
01:07:36Oh
01:08:06Oh
01:08:36I
01:09:06Oh
01:09:33Don't move mr. Hero
01:09:36I can't talk right now, honey. I'm right in the middle of something. Bye. Bye
01:10:07Don't you worry Duchess this ain't gonna happen to you now for a few years anyway
01:10:19Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb looks like you and I have finally traded places on sport
01:10:29Yes, indeed
01:10:31The circle of life
01:10:34The circle jerk of life, oh you got such a way with the words I
01:10:45Want you to tell me
01:10:48Where the woman and the child are
01:10:51Tell me or I will be forced to cause you
01:10:54considerable agony
01:10:58Nothing could be more painful than listening to you
01:11:04I
01:11:08Asked where are the woman and child?
01:11:13That's the last time you'll be doing that
01:11:20It's your choice when the pain stops why are you doing this it's over it shortly it will be
01:11:28I
01:11:30Really should thank you. I just got a bigger contract because of you. I
01:11:37Mean I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll. You know, what are you babbling on about now?
01:11:43You really think the people that employ me?
01:11:46We're just gonna bend over and take your little stunt killing the senator. There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing
01:11:52Oh
01:11:53Don't you heard the news? Hmm? The senator's plane crashed into the East River. They haven't been able to find the body of senator Rutledge
01:12:01So you see once I silence you and the woman the cover-up will be complete
01:12:04So once again, I ask you where are the woman and child, you know, I'll break your finger
01:12:12My boy told me this one you'd punch me in the nose, but kick you in the ass
01:12:17Very amusing I give that one the old thumbs up
01:12:25Get to us before we leave I know your whole story and man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant
01:12:32He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from
01:12:36You sold him a pair of shotguns killed your own wife and boy
01:12:42I'm not telling you. I've got down
01:12:46Oh
01:12:48Where are you?
01:12:55We're gonna need something a little more invasive
01:13:16Oh
01:13:37Guns just fucking great
01:13:46Oh
01:14:16Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:14:46Oh
01:15:01Yes, sorry Bob it certainly has been a pleasure but before we part ways tell me one thing I
01:15:08Am dead on about who you are, right say that again I
01:15:14Said I am dead stop a part of it you go, right?
01:15:19I
01:15:49Is the wife
01:16:03She's leaving me, you know what I really hate
01:16:19Oh
01:16:33What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand
01:16:49I
01:17:19The investigators discovered the body of senator Rutledge today the FBI stated an anonymous tip
01:17:50I
01:17:54Don't worry little boy mama will be watching you while she's working
01:18:16Oliver
01:18:19Love
01:18:25What took you so long
01:18:27I
01:18:50Feel it's wrong man. Everyone else free. Don't I fucking pull your head off?
01:18:54He said freeze! That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:18:59That's right, no puckering, nobody dies, so don't fucking move!
01:19:02We're kinda in a rush here, come on!
01:19:04You know what I hate?
01:19:06Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:19:08That's right, you heard him!
01:19:54He's got a heart, he's gonna die!
01:19:58Yeah, baby!
01:20:03Yeah, he's got a heart!
01:20:06Open up my eyes!
01:20:08Oh, yeah, baby!
01:20:13Yeah!
01:20:25Oh, yeah, baby!
01:20:28He's got a heart, he's gonna die!
01:20:33Yeah, baby!
01:20:37Yeah, he's got a heart!
01:20:40Open up my eyes!
01:20:43Oh, yeah, baby!
01:20:48Yeah, he's got a heart!
01:20:51He's got a heart, he's gonna die!
01:20:56He's got a heart, he's gonna die!
01:21:00Yeah, baby!
01:21:05Yeah, he's got a heart!
01:21:08Open up my eyes!
01:21:10Oh, yeah, baby!
01:21:14Yeah, baby!
01:21:21Oh, yeah, baby!
01:21:26Yeah, he's got a heart!
01:21:29Open up my eyes!
01:21:31Oh, yeah, baby!
01:21:50Yeah!
01:21:55Yeah!
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01:22:51drums, bass, & keyboard play rock
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