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"LOST" is an exciting story set against the background of modern Vietnam, where two American brothers find themselves in a deadly situation. The story unfolds amid the lush but treacherous jungles of Vietnam, a landscape scarred by the remnants of the Vietnam conflict.
The film opens with tension already in the air as the brothers, whose names are revealed to be Mark and John, move through the dense foliage, their senses on high alert. It becomes clear that they are not just tourists exploring the wild; rather, they are on a dangerous mission that could cost them their lives.
In the course of the story, the audience learns that Mark and John are not alone in the jungle. They are joined by a small group of people, each with their own motives and plans. They include a local guide who reluctantly leads the group through dangerous terrain, a seasoned war veteran haunted by ghosts from the past, and a journalist intent on uncovering the truth about the brothers' presence in Vietnam.
Tensions mount as the group's journey takes them deeper into the heart of the jungle, where danger lurks at every turn. Along the way, they encounter a variety of obstacles, from hostile wildlife to the remnants of a war that continues to wreak havoc decades later.
However, it soon becomes apparent that the greatest danger they face lies beneath their feet. Mark and John accidentally stumble upon a field littered with land mines, deadly remnants of the Vietnam conflict that still pose a serious threat to anyone who dares step on them. The tension builds with each step they take as they grapple with the dire reality of their situation.
As the group's predicament grows more dire, they must band together and face their deepest fears in order to survive. As time runs out and danger approaches from all sides, they must make difficult choices that will test their courage and resilience in the face of adversity.
LOST is a gripping thriller that explores themes of survival, brotherhood and the lasting scars of war. With its tense atmosphere, compelling characters and heart-pounding tension, the film offers a compelling look at the harsh realities of life after conflict. With powerful storytelling and thrilling action, LOST is sure to keep viewers on the edge of their seats until the very end.
Genre: action, thriller, drama
"LOST" is an exciting story set against the background of modern Vietnam, where two American brothers find themselves in a deadly situation. The story unfolds amid the lush but treacherous jungles of Vietnam, a landscape scarred by the remnants of the Vietnam conflict.
The film opens with tension already in the air as the brothers, whose names are revealed to be Mark and John, move through the dense foliage, their senses on high alert. It becomes clear that they are not just tourists exploring the wild; rather, they are on a dangerous mission that could cost them their lives.
In the course of the story, the audience learns that Mark and John are not alone in the jungle. They are joined by a small group of people, each with their own motives and plans. They include a local guide who reluctantly leads the group through dangerous terrain, a seasoned war veteran haunted by ghosts from the past, and a journalist intent on uncovering the truth about the brothers' presence in Vietnam.
Tensions mount as the group's journey takes them deeper into the heart of the jungle, where danger lurks at every turn. Along the way, they encounter a variety of obstacles, from hostile wildlife to the remnants of a war that continues to wreak havoc decades later.
However, it soon becomes apparent that the greatest danger they face lies beneath their feet. Mark and John accidentally stumble upon a field littered with land mines, deadly remnants of the Vietnam conflict that still pose a serious threat to anyone who dares step on them. The tension builds with each step they take as they grapple with the dire reality of their situation.
As the group's predicament grows more dire, they must band together and face their deepest fears in order to survive. As time runs out and danger approaches from all sides, they must make difficult choices that will test their courage and resilience in the face of adversity.
LOST is a gripping thriller that explores themes of survival, brotherhood and the lasting scars of war. With its tense atmosphere, compelling characters and heart-pounding tension, the film offers a compelling look at the harsh realities of life after conflict. With powerful storytelling and thrilling action, LOST is sure to keep viewers on the edge of their seats until the very end.
Genre: action, thriller, drama
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00:03:00God damn it.
00:03:30Hey mom, you bought this phone, no one else has this number.
00:03:43It's fine, I just slept most of the flight, you were supposed to meet me here ten minutes
00:03:50ago.
00:03:51Yes ma'am, yes ma'am.
00:03:57I will give it to him first thing, I promise.
00:04:04I love you too.
00:04:07Hey round guy, what the hell are you wearing?
00:04:12Get in the car before the locals think the imperialists have returned.
00:04:16Come here.
00:04:19Dick.
00:04:24Did you see the ass on that girl back there?
00:04:27Well I think it was a girl.
00:04:28But you gotta be careful out here man, a lot of chicks with dicks.
00:04:31I thought we were in a hurry.
00:04:33Right, let's get this Marcus brother adventure started.
00:04:36Good job express!
00:04:37Good job express!
00:05:12Dude, put this on.
00:05:19Still with the weak stomach, private.
00:05:24Sergeant.
00:05:27What's this?
00:05:33Pepto.
00:05:34It's green.
00:05:35Just drink it.
00:05:40Thanks.
00:05:47It's a fucking crazy place.
00:06:01You gotta pay attention.
00:06:02Quit talking to me.
00:06:03I'm trying to drive.
00:06:08You dick.
00:06:23FYI, there's a tiger out here that the locals call Lion-O the Dong Eater.
00:06:27Funny.
00:06:30The henchman gets up to go kick his ass, but before he gets to him, the joker slams a pencil
00:06:35down in the table and he says, I'm gonna make this pencil disappear, like a magic trick.
00:06:40And...
00:06:41Holy shit.
00:06:44Chicken crates.
00:06:45So what?
00:06:46Just drive around it.
00:06:47Somebody's gotta move them.
00:06:54Trucks are so packed, they fall off all the time.
00:06:57They just leave him here?
00:07:00Yeah, sort of a take a penny, leave a penny sort of thing.
00:07:04Did you hear that?
00:07:07Dude, be careful.
00:07:09I know, I know.
00:07:10I'll keep a lookout for the Dong-eating Lion.
00:07:13Tiger actually, but I was talking about snakes.
00:07:16Shit.
00:07:17Some fancy footwork, Sally.
00:07:19I can't believe you're still that scared of snakes.
00:07:20Hey, Alex.
00:07:21Check this out, man.
00:07:22This is rotor housing for a Huey.
00:07:24Yeah.
00:07:25It's NAMM.
00:07:26There's war trash everywhere.
00:07:27Congratulations.
00:07:28Toss it back in the jungle.
00:07:29Let's go.
00:07:30Are you kidding?
00:07:31Kid could get hurt with this.
00:07:32There's a kid out there, he's got bigger problems, alright?
00:07:35And trust me, the kids here are a lot smarter than you.
00:07:37Come on.
00:07:38I want your hair on the joker, got his scars.
00:07:42Whatever.
00:07:47What's there?
00:07:52You are going to love this place.
00:07:54Great view of the valley, a lot of tiny women.
00:07:57Trust me.
00:08:01I thought Brian proposed to George.
00:08:03They got married a little while ago.
00:08:05Those cuckers didn't even invite me.
00:08:08I'm not sure they like being called that.
00:08:10That's not the PC term?
00:08:12Fair enough.
00:08:15Did you go?
00:08:18Nah, the ceremony was in Delaware.
00:08:21But they threw a ridiculous party when they came back.
00:08:24Geez.
00:08:25B-Money throws the best ragers.
00:08:27How about you?
00:08:30Just enjoying life.
00:08:32Plus, school keeps me pretty busy.
00:08:34Still can't believe you're teaching.
00:08:36You like it?
00:08:37Actually, I do.
00:08:39Kids are great.
00:08:41That's bullshit.
00:08:43Seriously.
00:08:44I love them, man.
00:08:47Sometimes it's like they're teaching me.
00:08:51Wow, man.
00:08:52That's really cool, actually.
00:08:54I'm fucking with you.
00:08:55Kids are idiots.
00:08:56That's more like my horrible brother.
00:08:59I do like the job, though.
00:09:01The pay is good.
00:09:02Cause he plenty of time to f*** around and travel.
00:09:05The best part is messing with the kids.
00:09:08And kids will believe anything you tell them.
00:09:11Like, this one little turd left Dong Lan.
00:09:14But I told my class that he just refused to do his homework.
00:09:17So I had no choice but to feed him and his entire family to the tiger.
00:09:20The entire family.
00:09:21Absolutely.
00:09:26But I do like convincing them that things can be different.
00:09:30You know, that the world can be better than just this f***ed up place that they wake up to every day.
00:09:36Good luck with that.
00:09:39Whatever you do, do not look the cook in the eye.
00:09:42I'll explain later.
00:09:44Let's cross here.
00:09:45Oh!
00:09:46Jesus!
00:09:49Remember, over here, they're all Asian drivers.
00:09:52Good evening, Vietnam!
00:09:55Man, I bet you've been making that joke for the last four years.
00:09:58Every single day.
00:09:59I'm not very popular.
00:10:05Yeah, Yahtzee.
00:10:06That is good.
00:10:10Damn straight.
00:10:12Starts off with a little fire, ends with a little tickle in your nuts.
00:10:16What is it?
00:10:18I don't even really know.
00:10:19I think it's like ancient Vietnamese moonshine.
00:10:21Where'd you get it?
00:10:23Well, when I first moved here, I planted a garden.
00:10:26And just when it started to produce, something started picking at all my herbs and vegetables.
00:10:31So I asked around, but nobody else was having the same problem.
00:10:34But every few days, I would wake up and all sorts of stuff would be missing.
00:10:39So I wake up one night, and I look out my window, and there's this old lady in my garden.
00:10:45Just creeping around, man.
00:10:46She must have been about a thousand years old.
00:10:48What she'd do, she'd look for really specific ingredients.
00:10:51And when she found what she wanted, she'd just scurry off into the jungle.
00:10:54Got up the next day and looked for a path, but couldn't find one.
00:10:59Man, if she ends up being a ghost, I swear I'm going to kick you in the nuts.
00:11:02Dude, shut up.
00:11:03All right.
00:11:04You know, I don't believe in that stuff.
00:11:05And you also know I have a huge need to know exactly what's going on.
00:11:08Unfortunately, I do.
00:11:09So, I get a bag full of what I thought to be her favorites, and I left it outside.
00:11:15I waited for five nights in a row, and nothing.
00:11:18On the sixth night, I accidentally fell asleep.
00:11:21When I woke up, it was still night outside.
00:11:24And I looked to where I'd left the bag.
00:11:26It wasn't there.
00:11:28A few yards to the left, there's the old lady holding the bag in her gnarled old hand.
00:11:33She beckons for me to follow her.
00:11:36And of course you go.
00:11:37Absolutely.
00:11:39She leads me down this little path.
00:11:41Doesn't say a word to me the entire time.
00:11:43And then we get to this little hut.
00:11:45She's inside was crazy.
00:11:47So much crazy shit in there, man.
00:11:49It was like a place that you could go to buy a fetus in a jar or a mugwai.
00:11:54She grabs this huge bottle.
00:11:57The thing was heavy.
00:11:59But she hands it out to me like it's a feather.
00:12:00And when I grab the bottle, dust it off, and I swear there's little people swimming around inside.
00:12:07Like so small you couldn't tell if they were happy to be there or not.
00:12:11What happened after that?
00:12:12I took the bottle and walked home as fast as I could.
00:12:15You know?
00:12:17I've been saving it for a special occasion ever since.
00:12:20Did you ever go back?
00:12:22Couldn't find the path.
00:12:27Man, that shit's crazy.
00:12:28You know what the creepiest part is?
00:12:31I never had a garden.
00:12:35You're a dick.
00:12:37You are a dick.
00:12:42Just like old times.
00:12:43It's been way too long.
00:12:44Nothing wrong.
00:12:56Here's dog shit in your eye.
00:13:03You should have come back home, man.
00:13:04God damn it.
00:13:07Come on, Alex. You had to know that we were going to talk about this.
00:13:10Yeah. Yeah, I did.
00:13:12So why didn't you come?
00:13:14Because I didn't want to deal with all the bullshit.
00:13:16All the talk of carrying on the family tradition and the legacy and which brother gets the lighter.
00:13:22I don't give a shit.
00:13:23You know?
00:13:25I don't want to sit there and listen to everyone say,
00:13:27Oh, you've got big shoes to fill.
00:13:28Your dad was such a great man.
00:13:30Yeah, I know he was a great man.
00:13:31He was my dad.
00:13:34You still should have come.
00:13:36He knew I admired him.
00:13:38He wasn't the one that needed you there.
00:13:39Was mom mad?
00:13:47Yeah.
00:13:50What'd she tell her about?
00:13:52She said that you're off saving the world, helping poor Vietnamese kids and that she's oh so proud.
00:14:01Of course.
00:14:03Who gave the eulogy?
00:14:05Uncle William.
00:14:07Oh shit.
00:14:09I bet that turned out well.
00:14:11Yeah, right.
00:14:13He started ranting about how colon cancer was created by the gays and his kids ended up having to drag him off the stage.
00:14:20It was great.
00:14:22Well, at least he didn't say nigger again.
00:14:26Best grace ever.
00:14:32I'm sorry I wasn't there.
00:14:33I don't know man, I'm an idiot.
00:14:40It's cool man.
00:14:45Well, I know your job won't allow you to smoke, but all I do all day is sit around with little kids whose development I've been interested with.
00:14:57Shit man, I fear for them.
00:15:07What the hell is that thing?
00:15:09I got some special stuff my buddy Mars cooked up.
00:15:12It's delicious.
00:15:14You want to try it?
00:15:15No.
00:15:16Just the tip?
00:15:17No.
00:15:18You don't want to put it in your mouth a little?
00:15:19Just the tip?
00:15:20No, stop it.
00:15:21Just the tip?
00:15:22Shut up.
00:15:23Just a little bit.
00:15:24I won't tell anyone.
00:15:25No.
00:15:26Drink.
00:15:27Go ahead.
00:15:43Get squirt away Ranger Rick.
00:15:44Let's do this.
00:15:46I don't need to shave.
00:15:47Let's just go.
00:15:57Oh shit.
00:16:13That was lucky.
00:16:14Yeah man, you almost killed that guy.
00:16:16No man, food cart guys make the best grub and I'm starving.
00:16:19Come on.
00:16:23Come on.
00:16:25You're going to love this.
00:16:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:33Come here, come here.
00:16:34No, I'm out.
00:16:35It's just gross because it's new.
00:16:36It's a state of mind, right?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:38No, it's gross because it's chicken feet.
00:16:40Trust me.
00:16:47He says he can get you some American pig out there.
00:16:48Yeah, yeah, I got it.
00:16:49I got it.
00:16:50You know what?
00:16:51Why don't you taste my American hot dog?
00:16:52How about that?
00:16:53Hot dog.
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:55Yeah.
00:16:56Oh, good.
00:16:57It'll be it.
00:16:58God damn it.
00:16:59Don't answer it.
00:17:00I have to.
00:17:01Don't.
00:17:02Hey mom.
00:17:03Okay.
00:17:06He's coming.
00:17:07One sec.
00:17:08Alex.
00:17:09Alex, you got it.
00:17:10Alex, take the little bastard.
00:17:12Get back here.
00:17:13Take, take, take.
00:17:14Take, take, take.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:16Take, take, take.
00:17:17Come on.
00:17:18Come on.
00:17:40Useful.
00:17:41Bad boy.
00:17:42You little shit.
00:17:48Bob! We should not be here! This is bad!
00:18:03Bob! This is dangerous!
00:18:08Get back here!
00:18:13We need to get out of here!
00:18:20We need to get out of here!
00:18:22What the fuck just happened, man? The kid fucking blew up.
00:18:31mom we got to get out of here where's the kid this happened man the kid can blew up
00:18:51okay walk out of here exactly the way you walked in I think we should just
00:18:59what
00:19:02I think I just stepped on a landmine
00:19:06fuck me
00:19:08stay there I'm gonna go get help okay
00:19:10fuck you man you're not leaving me here
00:19:12okay
00:19:14nevermind
00:19:17I'm not going anywhere
00:19:19good
00:19:20now get over here and help me probe around this thing
00:19:23I can't
00:19:25I think I just stepped on one too
00:19:27that is not fucking funny Alex
00:19:29stop fucking around
00:19:30and help me get off this thing
00:19:32help
00:19:40help us
00:19:42help
00:19:44help
00:19:46help
00:19:48help
00:19:52help
00:19:56help someone help
00:19:58we need help
00:20:00there's landmines
00:20:01bob
00:20:01help us
00:20:03bob
00:20:03what
00:20:04no one can hear us
00:20:07that asshole cook might still be close
00:20:09help
00:20:10bob
00:20:10they didn't hear the explosion
00:20:12they can't hear us
00:20:13so we do nothing huh
00:20:15I'm just saying panicking doesn't help
00:20:17we're standing on landmines
00:20:18okay
00:20:25what's that thing you guys got in the military
00:20:27where you're trying to figure stuff out
00:20:29reconnaissance
00:20:30yeah
00:20:30okay let's do some recon
00:20:32how do we do that
00:20:34assess the situation
00:20:35identify threats
00:20:36inventory assets
00:20:38plan objectives
00:20:39let's recon the shit out of this
00:20:41you're an idiot
00:20:42focus on the mines
00:20:45what can you tell me
00:20:45well we can be sure that these mines are vietnam era
00:20:48how do you know that
00:20:51otherwise we'd already be in pieces
00:20:53pieces
00:20:54modern mines don't use release triggers
00:20:56gotcha
00:20:58i don't see any identifying marks but
00:21:05it's probably american
00:21:06but you can see yours
00:21:07dude i don't see anything
00:21:10maybe i just stepped on a stick
00:21:12and freaked myself out
00:21:13alex this is not the time to be
00:21:14f***ing around
00:21:15no man i think i'm okay
00:21:16no alex stop
00:21:18what do you feel
00:21:20uh just
00:21:22pressure
00:21:22um
00:21:24maybe it's just like a rock or something
00:21:26okay uh grab a stick and
00:21:28probe it into the ground
00:21:29carefully
00:21:37okay
00:21:42okay it's it's pretty small
00:21:43oh
00:21:45oh man if i go deeper it gets pretty big
00:21:48okay that's enough uh
00:21:49it sounds like it's a bouncing betty
00:21:51likely vietnamese
00:21:52what the hell is a bouncing betty
00:21:54it's an anti-personnel mine
00:21:56first guy steps on it and
00:21:58then it shoots up into the air
00:21:59after he steps off of it
00:22:00and it blows up the entire unit
00:22:02f*** this cannot be happening
00:22:04okay i got it
00:22:09all right i'm just gonna run
00:22:11what
00:22:11yeah you said you said it's a delay
00:22:13it comes up and then it explodes
00:22:15i
00:22:15i can get to that rock right there
00:22:17and when it's done
00:22:18i'll go for help
00:22:19and if you do that don't even bother
00:22:20getting help because it's gonna
00:22:21tear me to shreds
00:22:22f***
00:22:23what are the chances of wandering
00:22:25into a minefield
00:22:26they're pretty f***ing good bob
00:22:28this s*** happens every week here
00:22:30yeah i got a f***ing kid
00:22:33mom lost both her legs
00:22:34just walking home from the market
00:22:36i guess soldiers don't stick around
00:22:40after the war to help clean up do they
00:22:42don't worry about mine
00:22:47start disarming yours
00:22:48do you happen to have a disposal kit
00:22:51in your pocket
00:22:52all right
00:22:58all right uh
00:22:58i'll see what i can do with mine
00:23:00like for me i got ramble for a little brother right
00:23:03man we're so f***ed
00:23:13everything's gonna be fine
00:23:15really how so
00:23:17eventually someone's gonna realize that the kid's missing
00:23:20all right there's a village a little way up the road and his parents probably live there
00:23:23when they come looking for him they'll find us
00:23:26i totally forgot about that kid
00:23:29don't think about that
00:23:30all right focus
00:23:32bob quit looking
00:23:34look at me
00:23:35they're gonna bring their disarmament team
00:23:39they're gonna get us off these
00:23:41and we'll have our best story ever
00:23:42you know we'll tell them how stupid the f***ing kid was
00:23:45we'll turn it into like an after school special
00:23:48we'll make millions
00:23:49you're so f***ing evil
00:23:52it's part of my charm
00:23:54and i'll trust you
00:24:11to be the only one
00:24:16so
00:24:21Can't wait to tell my unit about the time that I survived for days on nothing but chicken feet.
00:24:32We won't last for days out here.
00:24:35Why is that? Is Lion or the Dongsucker gonna come and get us?
00:24:39Tigers will only come around if we're wounded or bleeding.
00:24:42Alright?
00:24:44If we're smart about it, we'll stand for about 24 hours.
00:24:48I've marched with over 100 pounds for 50 miles, no brakes.
00:24:52Standing around for a couple days is gonna be cake.
00:24:54You are moving. We're standing. Your muscles aren't gonna get the oxygen they need.
00:24:57I plan to keep breathing.
00:24:59Breathe all you want. The muscles will eventually go into anaerobic shock and eventually they will start to spasm.
00:25:05Like seizures?
00:25:06No, like cramps. And then you'll collapse.
00:25:09So we're basically treading water until we drown but on dry land.
00:25:14Awful analogy, but yeah.
00:25:17Son of a pigeon. Why didn't you say something?
00:25:20Well, bro, this doesn't change anything. People are still gonna come get us.
00:25:25Well, I'm gonna come back and haunt that cook if this is my last meal.
00:25:29First thing I'm gonna do when we get off these things, I'll take you to this little joint I know.
00:25:33It's run by this really creepy old guy with a beard. Fought in the war.
00:25:37Call him the Venerable Colonel.
00:25:39Is this restaurant at the end of some mysterious jungle path?
00:25:43Actually, it's across the street from an artisan coffee bar.
00:25:46But, uh, he's got some magical ingredients, man.
00:25:49What he does is he takes the drumsticks and the breast meat and he mixes in what I can only assume is some sort of Vietnamese black magic because it turns everything into mouthgasms.
00:25:59Oh, don't even get me started about the size, man. The best coleslaw, macaroni and cheese.
00:26:05Man, the potatoes and gravy are the bomb.
00:26:08Alright, let me guess. The, uh, colonel's name is Sanders.
00:26:11You know him? Ha! Weird.
00:26:14Yeah. Best part is this chicken don't even have feet.
00:26:28All leaf, all day.
00:26:30Make that shot, bitch-ass.
00:26:32I don't wanna play anymore.
00:26:34Just take your shot.
00:26:36I'm tired.
00:26:37What's the matter, airball? You afraid the army's gonna find out your grenade throwing skills or shit?
00:26:42Eee, yikes. I think that is an S. Wait, wait, wait. I'm getting it in?
00:26:48Yes, folks, that is indeed an S for Bob. Unfortunately, that means big dick. Alex is only an E away from being king of the jungle.
00:26:55You win, man. I quit.
00:26:57Oh, this also just in. Bob Marcus has flipped over the game board and stormed off to his room like a little bitty girl.
00:27:02Tree, what do you think about that? I think that's a really big black eye on the Time Archer traditional horse.
00:27:07Stop it, man.
00:27:08Well, Alex, I think you're right. He's being quite a vagina. Bob-
00:27:10Stop.
00:27:11Corporal Bob is a big old fucking bitch.
00:27:13Stop, Alex. He has a real giant pussy.
00:27:14Stop, man!
00:27:15I'm not fucking mine, you idiot!
00:27:18I was joking!
00:27:20Fucking relax!
00:27:21Don't we get sick of the bullshit that fucking comes out of your mouth, man?
00:27:24I mean, come on! We're in the jungle!
00:27:26We're standing on decades-old explosives, and we're waiting for a family that we don't even know is coming.
00:27:31And it's all because of you.
00:27:32Me?
00:27:33What? You chased a kid in the jungle so you could talk to your mommy. I tried to stop you.
00:27:37I guess there were no more places for you to run away to in America, so you had to pick a country where you could blow up while going on a stroll.
00:27:44What'd you fucking do? Use a dart?
00:27:47I wasn't running away, man. I moved here. There's a difference.
00:27:50All those stories and adventures, they were the random times that you were at home.
00:27:57The times that you were there on vacations or when you got kicked out or something, but...
00:28:07You were never really there.
00:28:09I went to boarding schools. That's how that works.
00:28:11Why'd you go?
00:28:13I wanted to.
00:28:15Bullshit. You were scared.
00:28:17Oh, okay. What was I scared of?
00:28:19I still don't know.
00:28:22But what I do know is that you weren't there when a big brother was supposed to be.
00:28:26What are you talking about? I was always looking after you, man.
00:28:30When that little shit was stealing your lunch money, I took him out behind the school and whipped his ass with his own lunch box.
00:28:35That was third grade, Alex.
00:28:38Where were you when I got jumped in eighth grade?
00:28:40Or when I got Susan pregnant in high school?
00:28:43Where were you when I ran the long-distance race against Park Cities and I won?
00:28:53You know, ironically, being with you is gonna kill me.
00:29:02Sorry, I...
00:29:03Don't f***ing talk to me.
00:29:33Oh, dude.
00:29:38Bamboo beer stein is pretty sweet, man.
00:29:42Probably hook you up with one.
00:29:44Got a ton of bamboo over here, man. I could probably rig you something up to lean on.
00:30:04What the...
00:30:14That's a Playboy!
00:30:25Whatever.
00:30:26Just keep doing your Vietnamese hat dance.
00:30:29Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends.
00:30:43They're good, I'm so tired of going on.
00:30:46Just as a story.
00:30:47This sounds like we were pretty loud.
00:30:48But I could have never seen my most friends.
00:30:49I'm so tired.
00:30:50I'm so tired and as you suck my feelings and I'm so tired.
00:30:52I'm so tired.
00:30:53I'm so tired.
00:30:54I'm so tired.
00:30:56I'm so tired.
00:30:57Everybody is so tired.
00:30:58I'm so tired.
00:31:01I'm so tired.
00:31:02I'm so tired.
00:31:03You're so tired.
00:31:04Oh, f**k.
00:31:09Oh, f**k.
00:31:18Cramps are a b**ch, huh?
00:31:20Told you you should have worked out with me.
00:31:23Oh, f**k, dude, it's not that.
00:31:28What is it?
00:31:29Oh, I gotta, I gotta take a s**t.
00:31:39I don't teach you how to s**t in the woods in the military?
00:31:43F**k, man.
00:31:46I'm afraid if I go down, I'm not gonna be able to get back up.
00:31:52S**t, all right, um, hold on, man, hold on.
00:31:56I'm gonna grab you something to hold on to, okay?
00:31:59Hold on.
00:32:11Okay, hold on.
00:32:13S**t.
00:32:14Uh, f**k.
00:32:18Hurry, man, f**k.
00:32:19Hold on, I gotta go.
00:32:21I gotta go.
00:32:26Oh, you gotta hurry up, man.
00:32:28Go, go, go, guys, hold on.
00:32:29Move it over.
00:32:30Move it over.
00:32:31Okay, uh.
00:32:32All right, you're just gonna hold on to it.
00:32:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:35I gotta, I gotta take off my pants.
00:32:41All right, man.
00:32:43We're down, let's go for the f*****.
00:32:44All right, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:32:48I gotta lean back a little more.
00:32:50All right.
00:32:51All right.
00:32:51All right.
00:32:52There?
00:32:53Almost.
00:32:54Yeah.
00:32:55Yeah, yeah.
00:32:56Oh, f*****.
00:32:57You all right?
00:32:58I gotta get up, I gotta get up.
00:32:59Okay.
00:33:00All right, hold on.
00:33:01Let me, let me get ready.
00:33:02All right.
00:33:03All right.
00:33:04Get all the way up.
00:33:05Ah, f*****.
00:33:06Ah.
00:33:07Ah.
00:33:08Ah.
00:33:09Ah.
00:33:10Ah.
00:33:11Did you get up?
00:33:12Ah.
00:33:13Ah.
00:33:14Ah.
00:33:15Oh.
00:33:16Oh.
00:33:17Ah.
00:33:18Ah.
00:33:19Ah.
00:33:20Oh.
00:33:21Ah.
00:33:22Ah.
00:33:23Ah.
00:33:25Ah.
00:33:26Get all the way up.
00:33:27Ah.
00:33:28F*****.
00:33:29Ah.
00:33:30Ah.
00:33:31Ah.
00:33:32Ah.
00:33:33Oh
00:33:49Shit Alex help help help ants. They're all over me. I've what do we do?
00:33:58Piss on them. I don't know
00:34:03I
00:34:05Got no piss
00:34:11Come on, okay, uh ants dissolve an alcohol come here pour this on
00:34:22Well take that you little shit, huh you like that? Hi, you want some more?
00:34:28Okay, come get some more you little show them who's boss, right? Calm down
00:34:33They don't even bite man calm down you. They don't bite
00:34:37It's not that bad not that bad
00:34:40Alex nothing about this is not that bad
00:34:45Okay, you just need to relax
00:34:47relax
00:34:50Things not going your way relax you could just leave expel for disrespect relax. There's plenty of schools
00:34:56DUI for crashing into a liquor store relax because mommy and daddy are gonna bail me out just like they always do
00:35:02We covered this and I said I'm sorry for not being there for you
00:35:05This has nothing to do with me man. This has everything to do with you and your relaxing which is just code for running away
00:35:11You man came back for med school Wow
00:35:15The favorite son comes home, huh?
00:35:18You give mom and dad so much hope that the legacy of family Marcus wasn't gonna be left up to my dumb ass
00:35:24Thank you. I
00:35:26Was just trying to and then oh man
00:35:28And then you leave again to go teach ESL the kids
00:35:33Come on Alex any halfwit from America could have done that
00:35:36But even halfwits aren't stupid enough to go to a place with active landmines lying around
00:35:43You don't know what you're talking about
00:35:44It turns out I am a dumbass
00:35:46Because I chased you
00:35:48And here I am covered in ants and I'm gonna blow up man
00:35:53But hey, it's all right be just like Alex relax
00:35:58Think I'm relaxed
00:36:00You have any idea what it's like in my head
00:36:04I try not to scream every second of every single day
00:36:09It just sits there in my throat trying to crawl out and it takes every ounce of my strength to keep it down
00:36:16You're the golden child Alex
00:36:18I'm the one that should be screaming
00:36:21They didn't even bother naming me Robert you get to be
00:36:24Alexander Marcus the third
00:36:26Everywhere I go. I'm known as Alex's brother even when you're gone. I'm in your shadow
00:36:33Try living in the shadow of dad and pappy
00:36:35And you ever think about it that way
00:36:38My entire life was planned out for me before I was even born
00:36:41Always hearing about me being destined for greatness and how great I was gonna be people saying that when they have no reason to think that
00:36:48So you ran away because everyone thinks you're great, huh?
00:36:51That's awesome
00:36:53I ran away because I can't handle the pressure of being Alexander Marcus the third
00:36:57I'll never live up to the hype
00:36:59All right, I may be the golden child
00:37:01Did you ever feel unloved?
00:37:05No
00:37:07You got to be loved for who you are
00:37:09I have to try to be someone I'm not capable of being
00:37:13Praise only feels good when it's deserved otherwise it's just a f***ing lie
00:37:19Praise was all I ever f***ing wanted
00:37:23Med school was out for me so I wasn't gonna follow you into that
00:37:26I thought I'd follow in a pappy's footsteps and enlist and dad was impressed he told me come on alex
00:37:34Dad was surprised
00:37:36Because I made it through boot
00:37:39He may not have said it out loud, but he wasn't stupid
00:37:43In the end he had to know that you were the real legacy in the end, huh
00:37:49In the end the drugs made him real confused
00:37:51You know how dad would never forget a name or a face
00:37:59Last few days in the hospital I took him some old vacation photos because I thought they'd help
00:38:03He thought I was you
00:38:06And he was so happy that you'd come back home
00:38:08He said he pulled some strings so that you could finish your degree during your residency and he said that he was
00:38:14He said that you were going to carry on the family name
00:38:24The worst part about it was that it felt so f***ing good man
00:38:28To have him talk to me that way for once
00:38:34Then he started talking to me about me and he said that I was never gonna
00:38:37Let's just say he didn't have that deathbed change of heart
00:38:45Alex I would have given up all that love
00:38:49If I could have just made a single marcus man prod
00:38:52I'm proud of you
00:38:54F*** you
00:38:56Serious I tell everyone I can about my badass army bro
00:39:00You don't even know what rank I am man
00:39:01Staff sergeant
00:39:02I'd just like to bust your balls a little
00:39:05I'll brag about you to anyone who will listen
00:39:08I know everywhere you're stationed Washington, Texas, South Carolina, Afghanistan
00:39:13Do you want me to name the provinces?
00:39:14No
00:39:18I believe you
00:39:32Remember that time we were stuck on landmines yelling at each other?
00:39:50I bet my left nut were out of here by tomorrow morning
00:39:52You really think so?
00:39:54No doubt
00:39:54By now they've looked in all the obvious places for that kid and in the morning they'll look outside the village
00:39:58They'll wander by smell that abomination you gave birth to and we'll be out of here by dinner
00:40:02And if you lose that I get your left nut
00:40:05It's f***ing weird but sure
00:40:08Make a little necklace out of it and everything would be cute
00:40:10I don't doubt that you would buffalo bob
00:40:13In
00:40:15Out
00:40:17Done
00:40:20Feel better?
00:40:21Actually I do
00:40:23And warmer too
00:40:25We just have to keep our heart rates up and our minds calm
00:40:28Thanks Alex
00:40:30Don't mention it I do this every morning with the kids
00:40:32No man for everything
00:40:34I couldn't handle this without you
00:40:39Hey I'm sorry about
00:40:40Don't be sorry you were right I should have been there
00:40:42I'm sorry I let you down
00:40:50Hey man I uh I forgot I brought something for you
00:40:54Seriously?
00:40:55I did
00:40:55Oh well that's weird because I got something for you too
00:40:59F*** you
00:41:01F***ing you
00:41:02I could have sworn you said
00:41:03F*** you
00:41:04F***ing you
00:41:04F***ing you
00:41:05Shhh
00:41:06Did you hear that?
00:41:08What was that?
00:41:08F***ing you
00:41:10F***ing you
00:41:11Ladies and gentlemen of the court I would like to introduce Dr
00:41:14F***ing you
00:41:14Oh yes my good sir it is clearly a case of the
00:41:18F***ing you
00:41:19No I beg to differ my kind sir
00:41:21It is clearly a monstrous battle moving case of
00:41:24F*** you
00:41:24Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
00:41:26Hey what what what what
00:41:27Hey do you know who my favorite Vietnamese rapper is?
00:41:30F*** you
00:41:31What did the two sailors uh walk into the bar and do?
00:41:33They f***ed you
00:41:35So f***ing stupid
00:41:38You're so much better at this than I am
00:41:41F*** you
00:41:42Did you ever sleep with the Kimber sisters?
00:42:02What?
00:42:03How'd you hear about that?
00:42:04You
00:42:05You were
00:42:06Colorado school
00:42:07Right
00:42:09So
00:42:10The sisters
00:42:12Man that was just a rumor
00:42:13It got spread after they transferred
00:42:14And I just went along with it
00:42:16But I swear I didn't start it
00:42:19I know you didn't
00:42:20I did
00:42:21What?
00:42:22Actually I had Brian start it
00:42:24Because the only thing he spreads faster than herpes is a rumor
00:42:28Why'd you do that?
00:42:30Thought it'd help you out in your freshman year man
00:42:34You know what actually it did
00:42:37You remember Lisa?
00:42:38That girl that I dated she was uh
00:42:40She was a year older than me
00:42:42Fat chick that Craig always pretended he wasn't banging?
00:42:45No man
00:42:47Lisa she was the girl that I took to the lake house
00:42:50Oh
00:42:52Yeah um the ginger with the tongue ring
00:42:54Right
00:42:55Didn't you dump her at the lake house?
00:42:57I did
00:42:58Because I heard that she blew you while I was in Galveston
00:43:02That never happened
00:43:06Yeah man I should have known that you would never hook up with a girl that I was dating
00:43:10Actually I might have accidentally
00:43:14ranked her in bail
00:43:15When?
00:43:18When I came back from med school
00:43:20You son of a bitch
00:43:22Man it was an accident we were drunk I didn't recognize her till the next morning
00:43:26You're not pissed are you?
00:43:28No way man that was like a bunch of years in between that who cares
00:43:33Fair enough
00:43:34Have you ever
00:43:35Hey man I did not say truth
00:43:37Okay well then grab that chicken foot stuff it in your mouth
00:43:39All right truth
00:43:40That's what I thought
00:43:41Have you ever
00:43:43Slept with any of my exes?
00:43:45Are we in fact Eskimo brothers?
00:43:51Wow
00:43:53I would have worn my fingers down to the knuckle if I never touched someone that you already broken in
00:43:58Who?
00:43:59Katie Moore
00:44:01You f***ing Katie
00:44:03Are you f***ing serious?
00:44:04Wait what?
00:44:06You can't get pissed off at me you just did the same thing with Lisa
00:44:09Yeah I can it's not the same Katie was different
00:44:12How?
00:44:14I thought she might be the one
00:44:17Well f*** man
00:44:19If she were a the I would never have done anything with her
00:44:22I know you wouldn't have and it doesn't matter because she wasn't the one I just
00:44:28thought maybe she was
00:44:31Katie's the reason I left Cranbrook
00:44:33I thought mom and dad sent you away because you accidentally OD'd on
00:44:36It wasn't an accident
00:44:40Katie dumped me
00:44:41And
00:44:45The next day I tried to kill myself
00:44:51I'm so f***ing stupid I
00:44:54I can barely even say it out loud man
00:44:58I don't know I was too dumb to even do it correctly
00:45:00It
00:45:03For some reason I thought Katie might be my last chance to be
00:45:09Who I was supposed to be
00:45:11Did you ever tell dad about it?
00:45:15No
00:45:17I think mom knows but
00:45:19I never talked about it
00:45:21Why don't you come to me?
00:45:22You're in junior high
00:45:25What would you
00:45:33Oh yeah
00:45:34Joke's on you c**tuckers we need water
00:45:36That was just thunder right?
00:45:55I don't know
00:45:57Alex
00:45:58What?
00:45:58Alex
00:45:59Stay still
00:46:00I think I see something moving behind you
00:46:02F*** you
00:46:06Man where is it where is it where is it?
00:46:08I don't know
00:46:08It's circling us
00:46:16What do I do?
00:46:16All right Alex
00:46:18Concentrate behind you and on your right
00:46:20Tigers always attack from behind and on the right
00:46:22What the f*** is he?
00:46:27Come on
00:46:28Alex what the f*** are you doing?
00:46:29Let's dance mother f***er
00:46:31Hey Alex
00:46:32What the f*** are you doing?
00:46:33I'm scaring it
00:46:34Do not piss off the tiger
00:46:38Watch out for mine Alex
00:46:40What are you doing?
00:46:41I'm trying to light something on fire
00:46:43Okay good good good
00:46:44I need something that's dry
00:46:46I don't miss you
00:46:51Don't miss that
00:47:16He's not after us.
00:47:19He's a kid.
00:47:24Alex.
00:47:26Alex!
00:47:28Make a spear.
00:47:38I swear it's true, man.
00:47:41So tigers only attack from behind and to the right.
00:47:44Would I be safe if I backed myself into a corner?
00:47:48Explain yourself.
00:47:49It's more like, uh...
00:47:51Man, I don't know. I just...
00:47:53I heard it somewhere. Shut up.
00:47:55Do you have any other useless tips for animal attacks?
00:47:58Like...
00:47:59Sharks only attack from the southeast.
00:48:02Crocodiles only eat gluten-free people.
00:48:06I can't believe you asked a tiger to dance.
00:48:09Believe it, son.
00:48:11I got one-liners for every occasion.
00:48:13Water heater explosion.
00:48:15Parachute malfunction.
00:48:17Annika.
00:48:18What about R.O.U.S.'s?
00:48:20Rodents of unusual size?
00:48:24I don't think they exist.
00:48:27Hey, do you think this beats the time that Craig got gored in Pablona?
00:48:32Absolutely.
00:48:34Can't wait to see their faces when I tell them.
00:48:39Hey, wait a minute.
00:48:42That means you're coming home?
00:48:45Talk me into it.
00:48:48Plus, I don't want you f***ing up the story when you tell it.
00:48:50I gotta say, you cried like a little girl.
00:48:53Says a guy who was too scared to shit.
00:48:58Hey.
00:48:59Would you say I was scared shitless?
00:49:01I absolutely would not.
00:49:05What are you gonna do when you get back to the States?
00:49:22It's hard to make any long-term plans when I get transferred every few months.
00:49:28Must be hard to be such a badass, huh?
00:49:31Mastering all the military art so quickly.
00:49:33From training recruits to dispatching fools with extreme prejudice.
00:49:36I'm not a badass.
00:49:37Right.
00:49:38Because heroes are the only people that say they're not heroes.
00:49:39But you must get so much ass.
00:49:41Well, the uniform does help.
00:49:42Anything to distract from that face.
00:49:44So you got someone waiting for you at home?
00:49:45Ha ha, not exactly.
00:49:46Casual dating in small villages can get pretty dicey.
00:49:48Maybe I should lend you a uniform.
00:49:50Uh, strangely enough, Vietnamese girls are shockingly ungrateful to American people.
00:49:53I'm sorry.
00:49:54You're so sorry.
00:49:55I'm sorry.
00:49:56I'm sorry.
00:49:57But I'm sorry.
00:49:58I'm sorry.
00:49:59I'm sorry.
00:50:00I'm sorry.
00:50:01The person who was a bad guy.
00:50:02I'm sorry.
00:50:03No.
00:50:04But I'm sorry.
00:50:05I'm sorry.
00:50:06I'm sorry.
00:50:07I'm sorry.
00:50:08No.
00:50:09You're not sorry.
00:50:10What's the reason?
00:50:11I'm sorry?
00:50:12I'm sorry.
00:50:13I'm sorry.
00:50:14ungrateful to American soldiers. Still trying to figure that one out.
00:50:44You were so scared of sharks after that, I don't think you ever even went into the water
00:50:53that summer. I'm so scared of snakes. Hey, let's just admit that we're both pussies,
00:50:59okay? I didn't admit that you're a pussy. I'm just glad
00:51:02we're on solid ground. There's no sharks on land. Oh, well, clearly you've never heard
00:51:10of a sharknado. What? Oh my god, you haven't. Wow, man, you're going to love this. It stars
00:51:19that one blonde chick from Van Wilder and it's amazing. It's a movie called Sharknado.
00:51:40Oh, sweet Bob. Check it out. What, you hear someone? Even better. Found a J in my pocket.
00:51:55Toss me that lighter. You really think it's a good idea to get high
00:51:58right now? Being hunted by tigers, standing on landmines,
00:52:03waiting for a dead kid's parents, I think. Yeah, toss me the fucking lighter.
00:52:07You know I can't get high. I'm not asking you. Just toss it.
00:52:15Though you do deserve a puff, man.
00:52:23This Pappy's lighter? Yep.
00:52:26Did Dad give this to you? He did, but...
00:52:30That's great, man. Do you know what this means?
00:52:33Pappy carried this with him through D-Day.
00:52:35He lit cigars when Meemaw was pregnant.
00:52:38He gave it to Dad instead of Uncle Roger.
00:52:40This is the legacy, man. This means he thought...
00:52:42I thought I was you.
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:47He gave it to me when he thought I was you.
00:52:49You know what? Fuck him.
00:53:10You still got my flask.
00:53:11Take that with you on your missions to save the world.
00:53:16I mean, you've already been more places than Pappy,
00:53:18and everyone knows you're a badass.
00:53:19You're like the most interesting man in the world
00:53:21if you killed people.
00:53:22I don't get transferred because I'm a badass, Alex.
00:53:24They wouldn't send you to all those places
00:53:26if you weren't a badass.
00:53:28It's not that I'm good at everything.
00:53:29It's that I'm actually less than average at most things.
00:53:33What about the award you won in Afghanistan?
00:53:36The Army doesn't give participation.
00:53:38Army emeritus is given to units.
00:53:40Everyone in my platoon got it.
00:53:43You're only as strong as your weakest link.
00:53:46That wasn't even on the chain.
00:53:48My unit got that medal for a mission that I wasn't even on
00:53:51because I drink water without purifying it, and then I just...
00:53:54Well, you're not there for just one thing. I mean...
00:53:58Alex, I was trained by the U.S. military
00:54:01and I ran headlong into a minefield.
00:54:07Come on, man.
00:54:09We wouldn't even be here if I just talked to Mom.
00:54:15Please don't ever tell me I said that.
00:54:31Alex, you hear that?
00:54:34I hear something.
00:54:36It's getting louder.
00:54:39Sounds like a diesel engine.
00:54:41Sounds big.
00:54:46Help!
00:54:47Stop!
00:54:49Help!
00:54:50Help!
00:54:51Help!
00:54:52Help!
00:54:53Help!
00:54:54Help!
00:54:55Help!
00:54:56Help!
00:54:57Help!
00:54:58Help!
00:54:59Help!
00:55:00Help!
00:55:01Help!
00:55:02Help!
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00:55:17We're so f***ed out here!
00:55:20No one is ever gonna come!
00:55:23Do you know that?
00:55:24Alex!
00:55:25What?!
00:55:27You said that there's a village close by, right?
00:55:35Might as well be in Kansas.
00:55:38Alex, you can't conduct a thorough search in a hurry.
00:55:40It's gonna take them some time, but they're coming.
00:55:44Relax.
00:55:48It's funny.
00:55:58Alright, breathe in.
00:56:02And out.
00:56:07And we're done.
00:56:12Alright, cool off. It's fine.
00:56:14That's fine.
00:56:16Or meditation, that's good too.
00:56:20My head is the last place I wanna be.
00:56:23Alex, why don't you teach me some Vietnamese?
00:56:25You know, there might be some, uh, hot chick in the search party.
00:56:31Come on.
00:56:32Noi toisai.
00:56:34Noi toisai.
00:56:36Noi toisai.
00:56:38What the hell is that?
00:56:41F*** me if I'm wrong, but you wanna kiss me.
00:56:45That is a good one, but maybe we should start with something a little easier.
00:56:48Getting tight.
00:56:49Oh, you talk to me?
00:56:50You talk to me?
00:56:51Oh, you're so handsome.
00:56:52My name is F*** me.
00:56:53My name is F*** me.
00:56:54Excuse me, ma'am.
00:56:55My Vietnamese is a little rusty, but was that, uh...
00:56:56F*** me?
00:56:57Or F*** you?
00:56:58F*** me?
00:56:59Oh, you're so handsome.
00:57:00My name is F*** me.
00:57:01My name is F*** me.
00:57:03My name is F*** me.
00:57:05Excuse me, ma'am.
00:57:07My Vietnamese is a little rusty, but was that, uh...
00:57:10F*** me?
00:57:11Or F*** you?
00:57:13Oh, no, no, no.
00:57:14It is most definitely F*** you.
00:57:22Alex.
00:57:25What?
00:57:28When you, uh...
00:57:32Never mind.
00:57:46When you OD'd, did you...
00:57:49Did you think that there was something to go?
00:57:56Oh, no.
00:57:58I was just a stupid kid.
00:58:00I...
00:58:02Guess I believed in...
00:58:04Afterlife.
00:58:05Or...
00:58:07Nirvana.
00:58:08Or...
00:58:09Heaven.
00:58:10Or... whatever.
00:58:15What about now?
00:58:18What do you mean?
00:58:22Do you think there's somewhere that we go?
00:58:25Hmm...
00:58:29If there is...
00:58:31We all go to the same place.
00:58:36Really?
00:58:38Hmm...
00:58:40Anybody who believes in some sort of celestial favoritism...
00:58:44You're just an asshole.
00:58:45What if they're right?
00:58:46Come on...
00:58:47What if they're right?
00:58:48Come on...
00:58:50What if they're right?
00:58:51What if they're right?
00:58:52What if they're right?
00:58:54Come on...
00:58:55Come on...
00:58:56Where ever it is, I...
00:58:57Wherever it is, I'm going to be pissed if you're not there.
00:59:27Mom says I'll be in heaven even if I don't believe in it.
00:59:36That's because she thinks you're the second coming.
00:59:39No, she's not that crazy.
00:59:44What she says is it won't be heaven for her if I'm not there.
00:59:53Adorable.
00:59:57Bob, if there is heaven, we'll all be there.
01:00:12And if I have to sneak you in the back door.
01:00:24Sounds good.
01:00:34These mines won't blow up unless we step off them, right?
01:00:37Obviously.
01:00:41Yours is big enough to slide your foot to the side, yeah?
01:00:45Yeah, but it's not a good idea.
01:00:48Okay, so we just gotta find something on like half your way.
01:00:54Alex, we can't Indiana Jones our way off of mine.
01:00:58Sure we can.
01:01:00And you'll go in my car.
01:01:02You'll go in hell.
01:01:04Alright, let's do it.
01:01:06Let's swap a golden idol.
01:01:08Let's swap a golden idol.
01:01:09You'll go in the middle of mine.
01:01:19You've got to swap a golden idol, right?
01:01:21What do I ever do?
01:01:23I won't be able to swap a golden idol.
01:01:25I won't be able to swap a golden idol.
01:01:27Whew.
01:01:33Shit.
01:01:34Um...
01:01:39You okay?
01:01:40Yeah, um...
01:01:42It's a real bad cramp.
01:01:46Cramp in your vagina?
01:01:50Yeah.
01:01:54Must be that time of the month.
01:01:57Hey, maybe we should do some exercises.
01:02:00No, let's just, uh...
01:02:02Let's work on getting out of here, okay?
01:02:27Why don't you tell me how stupid this plan was?
01:02:31Look, man, it was a good idea.
01:02:33I just...
01:02:34I wanted you to have something to keep your mind occupied with, but there's just not enough rocks.
01:02:39We wouldn't need rocks if it weren't for me.
01:02:42This isn't your fault.
01:02:46It's my fault we're even in this hemisphere.
01:02:48I sabotaged every single opportunity I ever had.
01:02:51Hurt people that didn't deserve it.
01:02:53I disappointed everyone.
01:02:55Right?
01:02:56There's something wrong inside me.
01:02:58If I'd just finished school or gone to Dad's funeral, anything.
01:03:02But now you're here standing on a landmine.
01:03:10Even if I couldn't live up to my name, I could've been a better brother.
01:03:12You did the best you could.
01:03:15Life is hard.
01:03:17Even when it's easy.
01:03:25You know what the shittiest part is?
01:03:28I've started to think
01:03:30that I've run away to here,
01:03:32and all the other places I've gone just...
01:03:35hoping someone would stop me.
01:03:37Stop me from what I chose.
01:03:40How dumb is that?
01:03:42It's no dumber than me being jealous of you
01:03:44for getting all the family praise,
01:03:46but not actually deserving the praise that I wanted.
01:03:49You deserve praise.
01:03:52You're a good man.
01:03:55When you picked me up,
01:03:57I was being a dick.
01:03:59Cause...
01:04:01Well, I can be a dick.
01:04:03Friends and the family.
01:04:04It's just that...
01:04:06I really wanted to hug you.
01:04:10Now it's too late.
01:04:11I think it's time for me to go.
01:04:12Okay.
01:04:13I think it's time for me to go.
01:04:14Okay.
01:04:16I'm gonna stay here for a bit.
01:04:18Why don't you go warm up the car for me?
01:04:19I'm gonna stay here for a bit.
01:04:20Why don't you go warm up the car for me?
01:04:21I'm a lucky guy.
01:04:22I'm a lucky guy.
01:04:23Oh, yeah?
01:04:24I'm a lucky guy.
01:04:25Oh, yeah?
01:04:26I was born into it.
01:04:27I was born into it.
01:04:28Oh, yeah?
01:04:29I was born into it.
01:04:30You know what?
01:04:31I'm a lucky guy.
01:04:32I'm a lucky guy.
01:04:34Oh, yeah?
01:04:35I was born into it.
01:04:37I'm a lucky guy.
01:04:50I was born into any other family, I'd be in prison, dead in a ditch, or worse.
01:05:01What's wrong with you?
01:05:06I don't make a bet. Make a bet with me.
01:05:12No.
01:05:14Chicken.
01:05:18That little bobby bitch, the chicken.
01:05:21Alex, what's wrong with you?
01:05:26I'm fine, man. I'll take a bet. Just tell me what's going on.
01:05:32I was hoping the snake wasn't venomous, but...
01:05:41Jesus, Alex.
01:05:44I'm starting to think I might need to get Samantha venom soon.
01:05:54How do we get some?
01:05:56Get to the car, get to the village.
01:06:00But...
01:06:02This is why I wanted to make a bet.
01:06:06Don't worry.
01:06:09I thought this through a lot.
01:06:12I'm not sure to think I'm some sucker.
01:06:15It's a smart bet.
01:06:17Where are we?
01:06:20We're standing on mines.
01:06:22We're left here in...
01:06:2475.
01:06:26They're old.
01:06:28And most of them, I think, probably a lot are duds.
01:06:32Alex, you don't know that for sure.
01:06:34We know of three.
01:06:36Ours and the kids.
01:06:37We know the kids wasn't a dud.
01:06:42I'm willing to bet that one of the three decades old mines is a dud.
01:06:47You don't know enough about what you're talking about, Alex, and you...
01:06:50I'm just working with what I got here.
01:06:52And we've...
01:06:56We've already established that I'm luckier than you.
01:06:59What?
01:07:00Just think about all the trips to the hospital.
01:07:03In the OD, I'm unstoppable.
01:07:05You're not unstoppable, Alex.
01:07:07Come on.
01:07:08I bet you...
01:07:10I'd step off this fucker.
01:07:12You don't want to do so much as blow smoke.
01:07:15And then...
01:07:18You'll have to tell the rescuers how badass I am.
01:07:21I'll tell them how you whine like a little bitch the whole time.
01:07:26I'm not gonna bet your life, man.
01:07:30Mom.
01:07:31What do I get if I win, huh?
01:07:33A dead fucking brother?
01:07:39If...
01:07:41I spent my time thinking about the speech,
01:07:44I didn't come up with a funny answer for that.
01:07:51Don't leave me.
01:07:55If I stay, it's not gonna be the Betty that kills me.
01:08:00Come on.
01:08:01I'm not gonna lose a bet to you.
01:08:03Think about how awesome...
01:08:05This is gonna make me look in front of everyone when we tell them...
01:08:08Stop, man!
01:08:11It's the only thing we can do.
01:08:14If you step off yours, I'm gonna step off mine.
01:08:18How would you do that?
01:08:19If giving up is good enough for you, then it's gonna be good enough for me too.
01:08:23Giving up, idiot.
01:08:26I'm doing what's best.
01:08:28We're doing what's best.
01:08:31Trust me.
01:08:37Alex.
01:08:40No one's coming.
01:08:44There are three possible outcomes.
01:08:45I stay.
01:08:47The snake bite kills me.
01:08:49You're alone.
01:08:51I go.
01:08:53Get to the car.
01:08:54Get to the village.
01:08:56Get help.
01:08:58Or I go.
01:09:00And the Betty goes off.
01:09:02And someone hears the noise.
01:09:03I'm gonna come help you.
01:09:04So unless you figure out how to defuse these fuckers with bamboo.
01:09:09I'm proud of you, Bob.
01:09:11I love you.
01:09:13I love you.
01:09:14I love you.
01:09:20I love you.
01:09:22I love you.
01:09:23I love you.
01:09:53Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed.
01:10:23No, no, no, you said that, yes you did, I was at the lake, the last time you were there
01:10:36before you left, we were down by the water and it was late, you said that you were going
01:10:49to stay for good at that time, I had this crazy thought about how cool it would be to bring
01:11:03our kids there, I don't know, remember that?
01:11:10Hey mom, no one else has this number, it's been great, we've had a lot of time to talk,
01:11:26no, I'm going to stay here a while with Alex, yeah, you'll be careful, I promise.
01:11:39How, how, how?
01:12:04How?
01:12:23No, no.
01:12:25No.
01:12:26No.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28No.
01:12:29No.
01:12:30No.
01:12:31No.
01:12:32No.
01:12:33No.
01:12:34No.
01:12:41No.
01:12:43Oh, my God.
01:13:13Oh, my God.
01:13:43Oh, my God.
01:14:13Oh, my God.
01:14:43Oh, my God.
01:15:13Oh, my God.
01:15:43Oh, my God.
01:16:13To myself, I surrender to the one I'll never please.
01:16:27But I still try to run home, you know, I still try to run home.
01:16:41Oh, my God.
01:16:43Oh, my God.
01:16:55Oh, my God.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Oh, my God.
01:17:01Oh, my God.
01:17:03Oh, my God.
01:17:05Oh, my God.
01:17:07Oh, my God.
01:17:09Oh, my God.
01:17:11Oh, my God.
01:17:13Oh, my God.
01:17:15Oh, my God.
01:17:17Oh, my God.
01:17:19Oh, my God.
01:17:21Oh, my God.
01:17:23Oh, my God.
01:17:25Oh, my God.
01:17:27Oh, my God.
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