00:00No, don't talk to her. I would never want to talk to her.
00:05I hate... yeah, I hate...
00:08Lazo?
00:09How would you guess?
00:12Alright, we got the...
00:14We got the thing.
00:21Oh, hey!
00:23I'm digging a hole.
00:25Um...
00:29Yeah!
00:34Was that the demon?
00:36That's the demon.
00:37Why did I go first?
00:39Our hero thought but a treasure ahead.
00:41Did not consider the peace of the dead.
00:45I seen him before you went in.
00:47From the dark, he went creeping and awoke what was sleeping.
00:50A new grave they dug, which he himself fed.
00:53Didn't he have like 666 health or something?
00:55Yeah...
00:57We can take him.
00:59Oh, wow.
01:00Hmm.
01:01Do the barbarian.
01:03Dave the barbarian.
01:05That looks stupid.
01:07I know it does.
01:17Until it was perfect.
01:19I've grown quite fond of you, you know, in my way.
01:22Nooooo.
01:23I thought it only fair to warn you about the dangers ahead.
01:34Intrepid as ever.
01:36It would be pointless of me to try to buy you from entering.
01:41But I can...
01:43Set the scene, as it were.
01:45Prepare you...
01:46Prepare you...
01:47For your role.
01:56I have to.
01:58There is a stage down in the dark upon which a great drama has suspended itself in time.
02:05Its actors dwell there still, mired in the languor of their long tired scenes.
02:12If you, however, through the dark, go creeping and awake what is sleeping, chances are many more graves than yours alone will soon be fed.
02:25He's dramatic.
02:31Well, yeah.
02:32He's the son of Mephisto then.
02:34Very well.
02:35There is a creature that lurks in silence and shadow.
02:40A creature who, like me, is very much of the infernal persuasion.
02:45Should it make its way out through the very doors you are about to brazenly swing open,
02:51you'll have unleashed a pestilence upon this realm.
02:55In truth, it is carnage incarnate.
02:59So if you meet the devil of which I speak, kill it.
03:03Consider no other course of action.
03:07But is that the one that we're trying to free? Remember?
03:11Yeah. I don't know.
03:12I don't know.
03:22Listen here, pipsqueak.
03:24No. No.
03:26Underestimate this opponent.
03:27I'm sorry.
03:28First, you will have the blink of an eye to strike.
03:30Strike first.
03:31Strike true.
03:32Defy the odds.
03:33For they are distinctly in its favor.
03:37That much I owe the bastard to concede.
03:42After all, if there is one rule I hold dear,
03:46it's that one must always give the devil his due.
03:54Yeah. Did you see where he was?
03:57Yeah, he was over by that rock.
03:59Yeah!
04:00Like the cliff.
04:01I saw him when I got here and I'm like,
04:03why am I the one approaching?
04:04I'm like, right here.
04:05Mm-hmm.
04:11Um...
04:13Yeah, I don't really care about all the secrets of this game.
04:18Let's just...
04:21What were they full?
04:22Actually, I'm gonna...
04:23heal her.
04:24With her ability.
04:27Oh yeah, I said I was gonna...
04:33Alright, I'll be right back.
04:35Alright.
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