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00:00Ωραία!
00:30Are you waking me up? Are you waking me up?
00:36I guess you are, because I am up.
00:38Yeah!
00:51Silence!
00:52What did you expect, Doc? Warren Beatty?
01:02Hey, look at the store. There's movies galore.
01:05We've seen them a thousand times over before.
01:08And that's why our brains don't look at the store.
01:13There's movies galore.
01:15We've seen them a thousand times over before.
01:17And that's why our brains don't look at the store.
01:19We've seen them a thousand times over before.
01:21And that's why our brains don't work anymore.
01:25The Player is a movie about finding fresh new scripts.
01:29Like Rambo 3 and Rocky 5 and Star Trek number 6.
01:32Ava joined with Zsa Zsa and they formed a sister act.
01:35But both were unforgiven because neither one could act.
01:39The hand that rocked the traitor once belonged to Hook, you see.
01:42But he got bored and so it joined the Addams Family.
01:46Amadeus was a genius. Beethoven was a dog.
01:49The Muppet Family Christmas is about a pig and a frog.
01:53There was a sled named Rosebud and a citizen named Kane.
01:56He rode it till the snow was melted. Now he's singing in the rain.
02:00The Princess Bride got married to the handsome Prince of Tides.
02:03Which now makes her dad the fisher king, the father of the bride.
02:06And pretty soon you'll find them all inside the TV Guide.
02:10Along with all the stars you like to see.
02:13Like Hitchcock and Spielberg and Oliver Stone.
02:16Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone.
02:18Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy.
02:20Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorsese.
02:22Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia.
02:24Robert De Niro and Andy Garcia.
02:26Sophia Loren, Barbra Streis and Joan Crawford.
02:28Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lauper.
02:30Jack Nicholson, Brando and Marilyn Monroe.
02:32And that's all the people we know.
02:42Yippee!
02:46We're glad the dinosaur is not, he was an easy mom.
02:49But if we ever miss him, we can read Jurassic Park.
02:51So when it comes to clunkers like the babe or like Preselio.
02:54Don't pay $7.50, just catch him on Home Video.
02:57As for us, it's bye-bye time, so long now, toodoloo.
03:00We've had quite enough of this video review.
03:03We've had quite enough of this video review.
03:05Υπότιτλοι AUTHORWAVE

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