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00:00:00Closer.
00:00:23Scram!
00:00:24Get out of there!
00:00:25Get off!
00:00:30Stupid bird!
00:00:39You want a piece of me, bird, huh?
00:00:42Come and get it!
00:00:43I'm a poster worker!
00:00:46That's a big, unvaluable way from a total meltdown.
00:00:55That's all I gotta do.
00:00:56Put it in there.
00:01:00It's just a mailbox.
00:01:01It's just a mailbox.
00:01:03It's just a mailbox.
00:01:05It's just a mailbox.
00:01:06It's just a mailbox.
00:01:10It's just a mailbox.
00:01:19It's just a mailbox.
00:01:20It's only a mailbox.
00:01:21It's just a mailbox.
00:01:28It's just a mailbox.
00:01:30It's only a mailbox.
00:01:31It's just a mailbox.
00:01:51Hey!
00:01:54I...
00:02:04It's...
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00:02:07Oh, no!
00:02:21No!
00:02:34No!
00:02:43Ow!
00:02:51Oh!
00:02:52Oh!
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00:03:00Oh!
00:03:01Oh!
00:03:02Oh!
00:03:07First one to score a bullseye gets to drive the mail truck.
00:03:12Oh!
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00:03:22Pugsley
00:03:24How many times have I asked you not to play with a mailman
00:03:28While he's working?
00:03:29Lets go play Spanish Inquisition!
00:03:32You get the thumbscrews.
00:03:34I'll get sending.
00:03:38Chilres.
00:03:39No matter how faces you scream at them
00:03:41Or how severelly you punish them
00:03:43They always beg for more
00:03:44let's see what have we here okay rubbish rubbish oh frightening lawn magazine
00:03:59publishes killing house what's this
00:04:02yes it has arrived it has arrived
00:04:32so
00:05:02BIRDS CHIRP
00:05:32I've got it! I've finally got it!
00:05:46What is it, my love? A new strain of the Ebola virus?
00:05:51Bad cow disease!
00:05:53No, no, much better than that. Get everyone together. It's time for a family meeting!
00:06:02Oh, hey, think! You're just in time to see my latest creation.
00:06:23You know, Pugsley's birthday's coming up. Well, what does every little boy need?
00:06:28No. That's right! A vicious attack dog!
00:06:34But then I remember that incident with Spot in a Girl Scout troop.
00:06:37So instead, I've come up with the perfect solution!
00:06:44Stand back!
00:06:46Just stand back!
00:06:49Is it he something?
00:06:52His name is Butcher.
00:06:55Come on, Butchie. It's showtime.
00:07:02I got him trained to respond to key command words that I figured most people would never guess.
00:07:07Watch this.
00:07:09Good boy!
00:07:10It's kind of like Wednesday when you tell her to take a bath.
00:07:24Oh, boy! Look at the door of work!
00:07:28All right, that's enough!
00:07:32Stick him!
00:07:34Yes!
00:07:35Nice work!
00:07:36Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
00:07:40And just to make sure he always goes for the head first, I feed him nothing but a strict diet of human hair.
00:07:48And let me tell you, he really loves that blonde stuff.
00:07:53Don't you, Butchie? That's my boy.
00:07:56What is it, Thing?
00:08:01A family meeting?
00:08:03I sure hope this is important.
00:08:06My dearly beloved family.
00:08:09We all know what a proud honor it is for us to carry the Addams family name.
00:08:15We are a very special and distinguished people.
00:08:19People with an identity.
00:08:22People with vision and purpose.
00:08:24People with a superior fashion sense.
00:08:28People with hopes and dreams.
00:08:32And what is it that makes us the truly different people we are?
00:08:39Ancestry!
00:08:40The very thing that separates us from the lower animals.
00:08:44Well, that and taxidermy.
00:08:46Sorry, Friedrich.
00:08:52I have before me the ultimate authority on all matters of family ancestry.
00:09:00The complete and unabridged Book of Addams.
00:09:06See this, children?
00:09:09Every Addams that has ever stalked the planet is now laid to rest before your very eyes.
00:09:15Death certificates.
00:09:17Autopsy reports.
00:09:18A complete list of names that until now you might only see on jars of formaldehyde.
00:09:24Oh, boy, this is great.
00:09:27You know, I bet that somewhere out there, there lies another complete branch of the Addams family just waiting to be exude.
00:09:35This might give you a chance to find out.
00:09:38Huh?
00:09:38Family Tree Publications can put you in touch with long-lost relatives all over the world.
00:09:47Even arranged for family reunions.
00:09:52Unlimited access to all your estranged kin for a low one-time introductory price of $5,000.
00:10:02Oh, what a glorious day!
00:10:06This will surely be the best investment that we have ever made!
00:10:36Grandmother!
00:10:50Grandfather!
00:10:53Grandfather!
00:10:56What a wonderful surprise!
00:10:59When Vessera and I heard you were coming, we almost died of shock!
00:11:02I'll bet taking that more than that to kill an add-up!
00:11:06Oh, Mortimer!
00:11:08Look at the little ones!
00:11:10They're so pale and misbehaved!
00:11:12Chips off the old chomping block!
00:11:15Say you two!
00:11:16I think the boogeyman's left something in our attic for you!
00:11:21Here you are, you young devil, you!
00:11:24Your own personal Siberian firecracker!
00:11:28And for you, my dearest great-granddaughter, funeral director Bonnie, and executioner Clyde!
00:11:37Oh, no!
00:11:38You're spoiling my children now, aren't you?
00:11:42Ensuring that they grow up to become social deviants?
00:11:45Oh, no!
00:11:46Our only wish is that they grow up to be honest, respectable, and adjusted members of society!
00:11:56Ha!
00:11:58You almost have been going there, you old trickster!
00:12:02Let's go inside!
00:12:03Vic, before you catch warm...
00:12:05I picked up the Siberian firecracker roadside on our vacation to Minsk!
00:12:10How was your trip to the old country, Grandma?
00:12:12Utterly charming!
00:12:13We arrived right in the middle of the smallpox every day!
00:12:17I hate dolls.
00:12:20And I resent the fact that they still see me as a child.
00:12:24I know, dear.
00:12:25But remember, they are your great-grandparents.
00:12:28So old and fragile.
00:12:31Just smile and be thankful they won't be around much longer.
00:12:35Good news, everyone.
00:12:43Grandma and Grandpa have informed me that they intend to stay on for a little while.
00:12:48Well, that's great!
00:12:51It'll give us a chance to remodel the dungeon and play hangman with us lucky neighbors.
00:12:57Just like old times!
00:12:58I propose a toast to life, to death, to family.
00:13:14Not necessarily in that order.
00:13:16There's a spot on my glass.
00:13:26That's impossible.
00:13:28Spot died several years ago, didn't it, children?
00:13:30You know, this stuff is so gamey and pungent, you really have a way with roadkill, Esmeralda.
00:13:45The secrets in the Dunn-Beatles gives it that extra crunch.
00:13:49Anyone here catch the score of today's Yankee game?
00:14:03Did you notice anything unusual about our grandparents tonight?
00:14:07Of course.
00:14:09No, I mean, did they give you any strange feelings?
00:14:16Any cause for alarm?
00:14:20Darling, keep in mind that to me, they are still in-laws.
00:14:25Tradition clearly dictates that I must despise them.
00:14:29Regardless of my own personal feelings in the matter.
00:14:32Oh, darling.
00:14:35I do so look forward to us growing all together.
00:14:40Sharing the misery of our declining years.
00:14:45Cataracts.
00:14:47Uncontrollable halitosis.
00:14:52Yes, arthritis.
00:14:54Kidney stomach.
00:14:56Disfiguring medical procedures.
00:15:02And then, side by side,
00:15:08hooked up to a myriad life support systems
00:15:12that blink and buzz and drip throughout the night.
00:15:19We writhe in bitter agony
00:15:22until our lives finally draw to a close
00:15:26with a disquieting...
00:15:28...dip...
00:15:34Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:40Oh.
00:15:40Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:42Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:43Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:44Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:45Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:46Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:47Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:48Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:49Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:50Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:51Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:52Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:17:25And there's no, no cure.
00:17:28No.
00:17:33I can't take any more.
00:17:37I can't take any more.
00:17:38I can't take any more.
00:17:39I can't take any more.
00:17:40I can't take any more.
00:17:42I can't take any more.
00:17:45I can't take any more.
00:17:46I can't take any more.
00:17:47I can't take any more.
00:17:48I can't take any more.
00:17:50I can't take any more.
00:17:51I can't take any more.
00:17:52You mustn't torture yourself like this.
00:17:54What you really need is the help of some rusty nails and a few bamboo sheets.
00:17:59This sorrow is so much more than I can bear.
00:18:04Is there nothing to ease the unspeakable sadness that fills my heart?
00:18:11Oh, good.
00:18:12The mail is here.
00:18:14Life is so simple for you, isn't it, Alicia?
00:18:18Life is so simple for you, isn't it, Alicia?
00:18:36Person driver magazine.
00:18:39Tombs are ass.
00:18:42What's this?
00:18:48Excellent news, everyone.
00:18:59We have been invited to a family reunion at the Primrose Resort.
00:19:05The people at Family Tree Publishing have sent us this impersonal, computerized invitation.
00:19:12Gomez, are you sure this is a good time to be taking a trip?
00:19:17I mean, what about our grandparents?
00:19:19They need our help.
00:19:21That's why we must go now.
00:19:23Don't you see, Fester?
00:19:25It is entirely possible that someone somewhere in our distant family has had previous experience
00:19:32of this rare Alzheimer's disease and knows of a home remedy.
00:19:38Maybe, just maybe, we have a talented witch doctor in the family.
00:19:43My good man, now you're thinking.
00:19:46You weren't planning on taking us to this reunion, were you?
00:19:51Come now, children.
00:19:53Aren't you excited about seeing your long-lost relatives?
00:19:56I would rather douse myself with kerosene and light a match.
00:20:00That's the spirit.
00:20:04Think.
00:20:06Go and find Lurch and tell him to start packing right away.
00:20:09Gomez, shouldn't we first call an RSVP?
00:20:13And ruin the surprise.
00:20:23Now, I've called Cousin It.
00:20:25He'll be coming by to help irritate you all the way.
00:20:29And please, could you get rid of these?
00:20:33Let's see.
00:20:36Roadmap, chainsaw, scalpel, rib spreader.
00:20:42Everything is in order.
00:20:46What happened to Pugsley on Wednesday?
00:20:50I'm afraid you two are not getting out of it that easy.
00:20:52I'm afraid I left that frayed old electric blanket of ours
00:21:12plugged into the light socket next to the leaky faucet in the bathroom upstairs.
00:21:17Do you think Granny will be wearing her favorite steel wool bathrobe and copper-plated slippers?
00:21:21Oh, don't worry, my dear.
00:21:23I'll be sure she will.
00:21:24Hey, who took my banana slug?
00:21:39Family tree publishing, please hold me.
00:21:43What's happening?
00:21:44Like a machine in pizzazz.
00:21:47How did Boris Yeltsin get invited to the Alenor dinner?
00:21:54I heard it, because you're like a monkey.
00:21:56The whole system has been bailing on us
00:21:59ever since we've said it,
00:22:01that reply card's written in blood.
00:22:03Hey!
00:22:06They spell Adams with only one T.
00:22:09You would think that a company dealing in matters of family heritage
00:22:12would at least spell our name by it.
00:22:15Even Pugsley spells better than that,
00:22:18and his teachers only last half the year.
00:22:21A-D-D.
00:22:23A-M-S.
00:22:25That's right.
00:22:26Good boy.
00:22:27Fester, are you all right?
00:22:38Fine.
00:22:47All of the addresses are messed up.
00:22:50Jerry, did you fix last week's invites
00:22:53before you sent them out?
00:22:54Oh, there it is at last.
00:23:13The Primrose Resort.
00:23:18Oh, look at them.
00:23:20Oh, carry-ho!
00:23:21This is it.
00:23:25No wonder they didn't put new pictures in the brochure.
00:23:30Good day, folks.
00:23:31Welcome to the Primrose Resort.
00:23:34Well, nice hat.
00:23:36Oh, God bless you, sir.
00:23:37God bless you.
00:23:38Oh, sweetheart.
00:23:40Oh, sorry.
00:23:41You must be part of the group everyone's been waiting for.
00:23:43I'm so glad you came back.
00:23:45Hi, sir.
00:23:46Welcome to the Primrose Resort.
00:23:47Oh, of course, yeah.
00:23:51You go inside to the left.
00:23:52Follow the narrow corridor.
00:23:54All right.
00:23:54Up the service elevator, down the hall,
00:23:56and then follow the green carpet
00:23:57and through the door on your left-hand side.
00:24:02Please, sir, let me help you with these bags.
00:24:04Birds singing, the smell of lilacs, sunshine.
00:24:16I want to go home.
00:24:18Please, Wednesday, give it a chance.
00:24:21A resort this size is sure to have plenty of skeletons in his closet.
00:24:25Oh, poor thing.
00:24:27I had completely forgot.
00:24:30He gets so carsick on these long trips.
00:24:33We'll have to get him inside where it's cold and damp.
00:24:36If only it were so simple for grandma and grandpa.
00:24:39Hey, Keith.
00:24:40Oh.
00:24:42The Primrose Resort was originally called as part of the vast flower empire of Colonel Tonga.
00:24:46And in Primrose, the grounds for 70 rooms, a pool, two tennis courts,
00:24:51if you see the trails and the cuisine of our living ship, Jean Boutin-la-Loup.
00:24:56Is there a graveyard?
00:24:58Well, not exactly, but Colonel Tom and Madeline Primrose
00:25:00are in turn out back in the Rose Garden.
00:25:02Kind of spooky, huh?
00:25:05Buried out back.
00:25:07Hear that, Bester?
00:25:09Sounds like your kind of resort, old man.
00:25:12Where'd he go?
00:25:13Bloody water, bloody, bloody night.
00:25:25I don't see any skeletons.
00:25:35Spoilsport.
00:25:39Oh, darling.
00:25:41We're living in a lamp of luxury.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:44On our own brand-new dream called Sleep-O-Matic.
00:25:48Oh, so nice.
00:25:49Oh, it's physical.
00:25:56How's our patient doing?
00:25:58Not too well.
00:25:59I might have to operate.
00:26:01Well, okay.
00:26:02But you remember our little lesson from last time, don't you?
00:26:06If the patient refuses to stop screaming, offer him some anesthetic.
00:26:11Good boy, Pugsley.
00:26:13I'm sure you'll be at the top of your class when you reach medical school.
00:26:20Where is that brother of mine?
00:26:24You know how terribly shy Fester becomes at large gatherings?
00:26:28He's probably curled up in some dark, musty corner,
00:26:31enjoying the familiar company of spiders and rusty sewer pipes.
00:26:34Well, doesn't he want to get out and mingle with long-lost relatives?
00:26:40Make new friends?
00:26:42See how the other half dies?
00:26:44Have patience, my dear.
00:26:47As sure as the slugs will return to the sidewalk after a cold rain,
00:26:51I'm certain that Fester will come out when the time is right.
00:26:54Oh, look at this, isn't this little bitch?
00:27:01Bring him.
00:27:05Oh, hi.
00:27:08Oh, look.
00:27:10Oh.
00:27:12I love bingo.
00:27:14Hmm.
00:27:17Adam's here, Adam's there, Adam's everywhere.
00:27:20Adam's in, Adam's out.
00:27:21These people are relatives.
00:27:24Be nice, Wednesday.
00:27:25They're your own flesh and blood.
00:27:28Too much flesh, not enough blood.
00:27:31Oh, there you are.
00:27:34You must be the distant relatives that just checked in.
00:27:37Welcome, welcome, welcome.
00:27:39I'm Dolores, and I've just been dying to meet you.
00:27:41Likewise, of course.
00:27:43Dolores, what a beautiful name.
00:27:45In Latin, it means pain and sorrow.
00:27:48You know, I've been helping with the reunion arrangements for my husband's family for several
00:27:54years, and it's simply amazing, just some of the people we've come across.
00:27:58Last year, Lakeside Reunion.
00:28:00We were graced by National Security Council and Jeffrey Adams.
00:28:05Huh?
00:28:05True, true, true to the mind of the last big social.
00:28:11You're more than a time with all Adams to break these battles and farm subspeed just to join us.
00:28:21For a chuck wagon-style barbecue.
00:28:24Strange world we live in.
00:28:27Never know who you'll be digging up next.
00:28:29You have no idea how often we have uttered exactly the same words.
00:28:33Philip, Philip, come over here and meet a few of your relatives.
00:28:39This is my husband, Dr. Philip Adams.
00:28:43Gomez Adams.
00:28:45What an honor, indeed.
00:28:48This is my wife, Morticia.
00:28:51Charmed.
00:28:52My children, Wednesday, and Pugsley.
00:28:56And, of course, Lurch.
00:28:59Lurch is not actually a fool, Adams.
00:29:02He's also part Murkowski, part Cohen, part Fergasso, part Murtaugh, and part Torres.
00:29:08Except, of course, for the kidneys.
00:29:10We're not entirely sure where they came from.
00:29:13But most assuredly, he has the heart of an Adams.
00:29:18I understand you're a doctor.
00:29:20Philip is a leading psychiatrist.
00:29:22The witch doctor.
00:29:30Well, excuse me, I have to run.
00:29:32I need to freshen my drink.
00:29:34It's been something.
00:29:36Maybe I should introduce you to a few of the others.
00:29:39Perhaps your children should meet my little ones.
00:29:42Did you hear that, darling?
00:29:46A specialist?
00:29:48First, there must be sidekick.
00:29:53Who are those people?
00:29:55They claim to be our relatives.
00:29:56Well, what on earth are they doing here?
00:30:00You don't suppose they're after the family money, do you?
00:30:03You don't suppose the old man had an illicit affair and...
00:30:11What's that?
00:30:14Nah.
00:30:15You're right.
00:30:16I'm always amazed he had the wherewithal to pass his foul genes onto the three of us.
00:30:22Speaking of which, where is Joffrey and his bluesy little wife?
00:30:27Should have been here hours ago.
00:30:28This is it?
00:30:33This is the Primrose Resort?
00:30:35No wonder they didn't put any pictures on the brochure.
00:30:38Are you sure the address is right?
00:30:40Well, this invitation looks like a computer printout.
00:30:43Maybe the reunion company made a mistake.
00:30:45This is so like Dad.
00:30:47First he gets that lowball reunion agency,
00:30:49then they bring us out here in the middle of God knows where for a weekend of family hell.
00:30:53I'm sure he did this just to embarrass and humiliate us.
00:30:56Honey, I think we should just turn around and go home.
00:30:58I mean, you have meetings, and my pedicure could really use a touch-up.
00:31:02What?
00:31:03And give Phillip and Catherine a chance into talking Dad into cutting us out of the will?
00:31:06Are you insane?
00:31:15No, honey, be careful.
00:31:17This will doesn't look like it's very safe.
00:31:19It's not a road hazard knowing a man that stands a chance against these wheels.
00:31:35No.
00:31:37Oh, what kind of idiot leaves something like this laying around?
00:31:40What kind of idiot keeps a dangerous animal like that for a pet?
00:32:09Jenny, Stevie, these are your cousins, Wednesday and Pugsley.
00:32:29Why don't you all play together?
00:32:32Mom!
00:32:35Darn it, Stevie!
00:32:36You will be nice, you will have fun, and you will enjoy the childhood I never experienced,
00:32:44whether you like it or not!
00:32:49Toodaloo!
00:32:50Pugsley, what kind of stupid name is that?
00:32:56It's Slavic for stomach pump.
00:33:00What's the matter, Butch?
00:33:03You're hungry again?
00:33:05Butch, look.
00:33:07I don't even have any hair to feed you, see?
00:33:09There's nothing there.
00:33:10Oh, oh, oh, right, all right, all right.
00:33:14I guess I'm going to have to find you something to eat, then.
00:33:17Look, you stay here and don't go anywhere until I get back, okay?
00:33:28That's just what I want to do, but I don't know if I can.
00:33:31I want to spend the night with heaven, happy.
00:33:33Mom said you could.
00:33:34I mean, I'll spend the night soon.
00:33:35Catherine, your turn.
00:33:45So, Patricia, you have a somewhat darker taste in fashion.
00:33:50Oh, thank you.
00:33:51Where do you shop?
00:33:53Black and Decker.
00:33:55Oh, no, I make all my own clothing.
00:33:57Oh!
00:33:58Why buy clothes off the rack when you spend most of your free time on it?
00:34:02It's all two minutes.
00:34:03Tell me.
00:34:05Hi, my name is Pugsley.
00:34:08What's yours?
00:34:10My name is...
00:34:11Gina.
00:34:17So, you like tomato wombs?
00:34:21Here.
00:34:22I found it under Warch's bowling ball.
00:34:25I was kind of saving it for later, but you can have it.
00:34:28Stevie just made the honor roll at Moreland Academy.
00:34:36He's on the fast track for investment banking.
00:34:39Oh, Dolores.
00:34:41You must be so proud.
00:34:43Morticia, where do your children attend school?
00:34:46Considering the overcrowded classrooms, the lack of funding, and the dangerous conditions,
00:34:51we've decided to keep our children in public school.
00:34:58Caviar, ladies.
00:34:59Oh, goody-goody, yes, yes, of course.
00:35:04Oh, this is a trifle.
00:35:08Caviar, madam.
00:35:09No, thank you.
00:35:10I prefer to wait for the larval stage.
00:35:13You think I'm particular?
00:35:14When he was a tot, Pugsley insisted I jiggle his feet so it looked alive.
00:35:21How quickly they grow up.
00:35:23Seems only yesterday he just hatched and was crawling around, teething on extension cords.
00:35:29Be that weirdo.
00:35:49Well, that was a challenge.
00:35:52Got any other games?
00:35:57Oh, you're so good.
00:35:59Are you sure you're all right?
00:36:00I don't know.
00:36:01Just remind me to kill my dad if we ever get out of here.
00:36:03Okay.
00:36:06Who is it?
00:36:08Uh, ma'am, our car broke down out here.
00:36:10Could we use your phone, please?
00:36:12How do I know you're not an insurance salesman?
00:36:15Huh?
00:36:16Oh, my God.
00:36:17How did she know?
00:36:18I don't know.
00:36:18What's the secret password?
00:36:20I'm sorry?
00:36:21I said, what's the secret password?
00:36:26Trick or treat.
00:36:28Bingo.
00:36:29Watch your step.
00:36:39The pouring in this house is a little old.
00:36:44Cousinette and I were just playing a game of seven-card stud.
00:36:48You're welcome to join us.
00:36:50Chewie would love to, but we really need to...
00:36:52Wait a minute.
00:36:53Wait a minute.
00:36:55I had the queen of spades when I left this table.
00:37:01Liar.
00:37:02My memory is just fine.
00:37:05You big hairy cheater.
00:37:07Look, I'm really sorry we interrupted your game, but we really need to use your phone.
00:37:10Oh, I'm sorry.
00:37:12That's quite impossible.
00:37:14All the lines are dead.
00:37:18Our car's stuck outside.
00:37:19We really need to get someplace.
00:37:20You're just going to have to wait here until the storm passes.
00:37:26In the meantime, why don't you drag up a chair and join us?
00:37:31Yes, please.
00:37:34The number for Child Protective Services.
00:37:38Not at home.
00:37:39The office, the car, the country club.
00:37:41Wonder what happened to that little twit of a brother of ours.
00:37:44You don't suppose those people killed off Jeffrey and Melinda and decided to take their place, do you?
00:37:50Now, sister dear, don't get your hopes up.
00:37:52In case something disastrous did happen to our beloved sibling, I'm sure his share of the estate would ease our sorrow.
00:37:58If this is part of some twisted little plan you've come up with to eliminate the competition...
00:38:04Hello, yes.
00:38:06Don't even think about getting rid of me next.
00:38:09Surely you're not suggesting...
00:38:11Please, spare me the choir boy act.
00:38:15I know for a fact you've been poisoning Daddy.
00:38:18But just keep in mind, if I don't get my full share of these days, I'm going straight to the cops.
00:38:33Straight to the cops.
00:38:35There you are.
00:38:38Forgive me, Dr. Adams.
00:38:41No, no, please, we're all family here.
00:38:42Call me Dr. Philip.
00:38:44Dr. Philip.
00:38:47I must have a word with you.
00:38:48It is of a serious medical nature.
00:38:51As a fellow Adams, you must help me.
00:38:55It's my grandparents, you see.
00:38:56They have been stricken with a rare family condition.
00:38:59Perhaps you have heard of it?
00:39:00Walzheimers.
00:39:02Sweetheart, our shovel-board court is clear.
00:39:05Oh, I'm having the 12th time.
00:39:07Hey, sweetheart, dear.
00:39:10It tears me up to see them like this.
00:39:13First, it was Matlock.
00:39:16Then, the Tupperware.
00:39:18Yesterday, I heard them saying to each other that they would like to meet Willard Scott.
00:39:25It's been such a terrible burden on my family.
00:39:27I mean, how does one begin to cope with this madness?
00:39:30Tell me about it.
00:39:31Perhaps you know of some potion, an alixir, or drug, anything to halt this dangerous progression.
00:39:41Personally, I recommend stricken.
00:39:43Well, what sort of grandson do you presume it to be?
00:39:46You think I haven't tried that already?
00:39:48Excuse me.
00:39:53I asked for a real drink, not that watered-down hog swill.
00:39:58Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.
00:40:03Where's the bartender?
00:40:05Drink, drink, drink, drink.
00:40:06Stop this.
00:40:06You are becoming an embarrassment.
00:40:08Take your hands off me.
00:40:09Who do you think you are?
00:40:10You won't fool on your firstborn son.
00:40:11Firstborn my foot.
00:40:13You're nothing but a lazy hoodlum.
00:40:15You're fired.
00:40:16Fire, you're fired.
00:40:17Dude, would you stop it?
00:40:18Come on.
00:40:19You need to take some more medication.
00:40:21I don't want any of those pills.
00:40:23Pills, pills, pills.
00:40:25That's all you people ever feed me.
00:40:27Please, it's for your own good.
00:40:28For my own good.
00:40:29Oh, that doesn't.
00:40:30That doesn't.
00:40:31That doesn't.
00:40:32Okay.
00:40:32There you go.
00:40:33You're going to take them now and you're going to swallow them.
00:40:35Yes.
00:40:37And then we're going to continue our discussion about the will.
00:40:49There's no way we're related.
00:40:51Our ancestors stayed all the way back to the second president of the United States,
00:40:54John Quincy Adams.
00:40:57Well, our ancestors go all the way back to Vlad the Impaler.
00:41:03Let's see.
00:41:04That one's a praying mantis.
00:41:06And this one's a yellow potato bug.
00:41:08Hey, black next!
00:41:11Come on, who's black?
00:41:12Dad says that Wednesday inherited his athletic genes, but I inherited his spastic colon.
00:41:36Dr. Philip, please.
00:41:41I implore you to help us.
00:41:43Look, Gomer.
00:41:44That's Gomez.
00:41:45Whatever.
00:41:46I keep regular hours like any man.
00:41:47Why don't you call me at the office?
00:41:49Just don't call me Wednesday.
00:41:50Well, of course not.
00:41:51You don't even dress like her.
00:41:53Ah, Cousin Philip, come here and show us a little of your expertise.
00:41:57Ah, the sport of civilized men.
00:41:59Civilized.
00:42:00Cousin Philip once cleaned me out of my Rolex at this game.
00:42:07Ah.
00:42:08Oh, good shot.
00:42:11Oh, lovely, lovely.
00:42:16You call that marksmanship?
00:42:18How would you like to put your money where your mouth is?
00:42:21Say, ooh, ten thousand again?
00:42:24Ten thousand of my money against your medical specialty services?
00:42:29You silly fool.
00:42:31I'll bury you.
00:42:32That's never stopped me before.
00:42:35Okay.
00:42:37Oh, excuse me.
00:42:38Oh, look out.
00:42:47Oh, look out.
00:42:51Oh, look.
00:42:52What's he kidding?
00:42:56Oh, look.
00:42:59What is that?
00:43:00Oh, look out.
00:43:07Oh, look out.
00:43:07Oh, look out.
00:43:18Oh.
00:43:19Boy.
00:43:21Out of the way, blockhead.
00:43:23You losers are toast.
00:43:24Now I'm poisoned.
00:43:25Did somebody say poison?
00:43:27What kind?
00:43:28What do you mean, what kind?
00:43:29What kind?
00:43:30You know, hemlock, arsenic, cyanide, rat poison.
00:43:34Perhaps a cocktail of lethal drugs with no antidote.
00:43:37Gosh, now who's the blockhead?
00:43:39Hey, watch it, you little twerp.
00:43:41Please, please.
00:43:42No need for insults.
00:43:43Let's settle this like civilized people,
00:43:45with brutality and senseless violence.
00:43:48Your weapon of choice?
00:43:49I choose the crossbow.
00:43:50No, wait, I choose the javelin.
00:43:55Broadswords and battle asses at 30 paces.
00:44:13You can substitute for a ball and chain,
00:44:15but only after first blows have been exchanged.
00:44:18Agreed?
00:44:19Why don't you just hit the ball a large breath,
00:44:21unless you're too lame to use the mallet?
00:44:25I think she's knocked out.
00:44:51Somebody help!
00:44:55Help!
00:44:55WHISTLE BLOWS
00:45:25WHISTLE BLOWS
00:45:55WHISTLE BLOWS
00:45:57REVIEW
00:45:57ė¶ė¶ģ“
00:46:02WHISTLE BLOWS
00:46:03WHISTLE BLOWS
00:46:05I'M SORRY
00:46:06WHISTLE BLOWS
00:46:07WHISTLE BLOWS
00:46:08right in the face sorry full house greet straight what i can't believe you just lost our entire
00:46:18401k and the condo and bowie i'm sorry honey but you gotta admit he's got a good poker face
00:46:25you too must be hungry here thank you but we're strict vegetarians not to worry sweetie
00:46:32all the ingredients were grown fresh in morticia's garden
00:46:43not bad except do you ever have any tofu or watercress no i think i've used everything
00:46:50already let's see deadly nightshade the poison oak looked a little old but it's awfully hard to
00:46:59get good stuff this time of year grandmother grandfather i'd like to introduce you to your
00:47:09new physician whoa whoa wait a minute how about ping pong double or nothing what do you think dearest
00:47:17give my right arm to see you lose
00:47:22compadre you've got yourself a deal
00:47:29oh
00:47:43Another skunk game.
00:47:59Okay, okay, Gomez.
00:48:01No use beating a dead horse.
00:48:03Maybe not on your side of the family.
00:48:05How about tennis?
00:48:06Triple or nothing.
00:48:08You'll still throw in the arm?
00:48:09Whatever.
00:48:13Come on, Gomez.
00:48:19This is boring.
00:48:22What do you suggest?
00:48:27Oh, butchie!
00:48:29I got the hair.
00:48:30I came as fast as I could.
00:48:32Butch?
00:48:33I got your favorite flavor.
00:48:37Strawberry blonde.
00:48:43Oh, my gosh!
00:48:48Come on, Bane!
00:48:50There's no time for napping now!
00:48:53We gotta run away!
00:49:02Philip once played on the pro tennis circuit.
00:49:06Is your husband any good?
00:49:08I'm not sure.
00:49:10I don't think he's ever played this game before.
00:49:12Come on!
00:49:13You can do it, Caleb!
00:49:18Do the basketball!
00:49:25Come on, boy.
00:49:26Make a good showing now.
00:49:27Come on.
00:49:29All right.
00:49:30Shot.
00:49:30Oh, my God!
00:49:31This corpse.
00:49:33Oh!
00:49:33Oh!
00:49:33Oh!
00:49:34Oh!
00:49:34Oh!
00:49:35Oh!
00:49:35Come on!
00:49:40Gah!
00:49:40Give it up, Caleb!
00:49:42Whoa!
00:49:42Let's go!
00:49:45One!
00:49:47Gah!
00:49:55Get away, Caleb!
00:49:58Whew!
00:50:00Let's go!
00:50:01Oh!
00:50:02Oh!
00:50:03Come on, Caleb.
00:50:03Come on, Caleb.
00:50:05GWEN SHARPING
00:50:26We'll get him, tiger.
00:50:27It's a bit of a sight.
00:50:28You got him!
00:50:29Come on, come on.
00:50:30Fight, fight, fight.
00:50:31Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:50:35Beginner's luck, Gomez.
00:50:37This game's mine.
00:50:38Come on, Philip, show us that winning serve.
00:50:41All right, come to the race, look.
00:50:42All right.
00:50:43Prepare to die, you fool.
00:50:59Well done.
00:51:16Hey, what's up?
00:51:29What the fuck?
00:51:39All right, let's split up.
00:51:41You take the rest of the guest quarters.
00:51:42I'll check the lady's sign.
00:51:57All right, you can breathe.
00:51:59Oh, Simon didn't say breathe.
00:52:09There you are.
00:52:11Gina, your mother has been looking everywhere for you.
00:52:13They're going to be playing pinata down the lounge before dinner.
00:52:16Come on, hit it.
00:52:28What a door.
00:52:32I can't believe you should probably have the stupid thing plugged in.
00:52:48Hurry up, Joff, my toesies are turning into icicles.
00:52:54Yeah, baby doll, I just can't fucking switch here.
00:52:58Oh, the floor's soaking wet in here.
00:53:02I think our work here is done.
00:53:16Come on, honey, we're getting out of here right now.
00:53:30I can't walk out of here looking like this.
00:53:33What if somebody sees me?
00:53:36Oh, for crying out loud, Melinda, don't you realize what's going on here?
00:53:39We've been nearly poisoned, we just got electrocuted.
00:53:42I swear if we spend the night in this dump, there's a strong chance we're going to wake up dead.
00:53:46Not now, dear, we'll be late to dinner.
00:53:56The late Gomez and Morticia Adams.
00:54:00Oh, I like the sound of that.
00:54:03How do I look?
00:54:08Just to kill.
00:54:10Or at the very least, to maim.
00:54:13Coming, children.
00:54:15We thought we'd skip dinner tonight.
00:54:18And dig up a few old relatives.
00:54:20You mean Tom and Madeline Primrose, don't you?
00:54:23Yes, Mother.
00:54:24Do you realize that the groundskeeper would likely skin you alive if he caught you disturbing their place of eternal rest?
00:54:30Yes, Mother.
00:54:31Well, go on then, run along.
00:54:35Lurch, are you coming to dinner?
00:54:37It's not often he sleeps so soundly, at least not without being first changed with cement floor.
00:54:50I just hope he doesn't start sleepwalking again.
00:54:53I'll never get rid of the stench.
00:54:56Oh, I'll never get rid of the stench.
00:54:58Oh, God.
00:54:59I think I'm going to be sick again.
00:55:01Oh, I'll never get rid of the stench.
00:55:03Oh, God.
00:55:05I think I'm going to be sick again.
00:55:09Oh, I'll never get rid of the stench.
00:55:23Oh, God.
00:55:25I think I'm going to be sick again.
00:55:33Put that drug book away!
00:55:36Why don't you just go do something like normal children?
00:55:38Go watch TV or something.
00:55:40Speaking of which, I insist you stop hanging around with them.
00:55:45Especially that sadistic-looking little creep.
00:55:48Pug's leg.
00:55:59Oh, my God.
00:56:01Have they lost their minds entirely?
00:56:03Don't leave, dear.
00:56:06Oh, I can't help it.
00:56:07It's so hideous.
00:56:08Don't worry about your mom.
00:56:13She'll never know.
00:56:15Besides, we've never lost anyone on a dig.
00:56:18We've gained a few bodies, but never lost any.
00:56:22Besides, after tonight, you'll never think of worms the same way again.
00:56:27Mr. DJs, could we have a poker, please?
00:56:33Oh, no, please.
00:56:34I'm begging you.
00:56:35Play something dark and passionate.
00:56:38A funeral march.
00:56:39A dirge, perhaps.
00:56:41Yo, yo, yo, freaky white boy.
00:56:42We've got it covered.
00:56:43Kick it, baby.
00:56:44Close enough.
00:56:47Care to dance.
00:56:47Ha!
00:56:48Ha!
00:57:05Oh!
00:57:11Ah!
00:57:13Ah!
00:57:14Yeah!
00:57:18Ah!
00:57:43I know, I know!
00:57:44You and Femi, so smooth, so cool, you wish you could be!
00:57:48So, so amazed with your mom's open wide, romance and passion come from inside!
00:57:53Oh!
00:57:55Oh!
00:57:57Ah!
00:57:59Huh?
00:58:03Ah!
00:58:04Ah!
00:58:07Ah!
00:58:12Ah!
00:58:13Ah!
00:58:141897. A very good year.
00:58:44This place better have a decent hairstylist. That's all I have to say about it.
00:59:12Oh, I look like a boodle.
00:59:19Excuse me. What are you doing in here, you ugly little runt?
00:59:23Give me that hairbrush. That's pure boobristle. Give it to me.
00:59:27Thank you. There's a good little rat. Good boy.
00:59:42Come on. Come on.
00:59:54Oops. Easy. Step over.
00:59:57Shh. Watch this floor. The whole place creaks.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:10Do you think she heard that?
01:00:19I don't know. But we can't wait around to find out.
01:00:25My love. Your eyes are burning like the very pits of hell. Your tiny hand like hot coals in my own.
01:00:42Warm hands, cold heart.
01:00:46What heart?
01:00:55My chair! I'm coming, boy!
01:00:57Gomez. This trip has been such a nightmare. If you pinched me now, I'd wake up screaming.
01:01:10Yo, yo, yo. Give it up for the man.
01:01:12Yeah. The man that laid down the heavy cash for this gig.
01:01:15That's right. Mr. Walter J. Adams.
01:01:27Take that light off me. Take that light off.
01:01:29What are you doing out there? I can't see as it is.
01:01:33For years, you people have been dragging me out to these family reunions.
01:01:40Now, I only have one thing left to say, and I say it to all of you.
01:01:49You make me sick. You're nothing but a bunch of lazy, worthless freeloaders.
01:01:54I'm sick of listening to your sappy kiss-up remarks.
01:02:00Why, I'd sooner drop a screaming walrus down my pants than spend another minute with the entire lot of them.
01:02:09In all my life, I've never seen so many blood-sucking sycophants.
01:02:17So, next time, I'll have the blood-soaking sycophants.
01:02:23Oh, we're out. How about the steak?
01:02:27Oh, I suppose.
01:02:29And how would you like it?
01:02:31Scald it, please.
01:02:34Twice.
01:02:35What are you doing?
01:02:49Where have you been?
01:02:50I don't know.
01:03:05I'm just in time for a stand!
01:03:20Š°Š½
01:03:30Shh come on back here
01:03:33Oh putzie oh please come back
01:03:40Help help help
01:03:50Come on, come on, come on!
01:03:56Good evening.
01:03:57Good evening.
01:04:10No!
01:04:17Let's see I'm coming, boy!
01:04:18Because as for me, I'd rather see you all
01:04:26Roasted in the deepest pits of hell
01:04:32Here, here, here, here
01:04:38You must admit, the man has a way with words
01:04:41You!
01:04:44It's one thing to be the man's helmet sport
01:04:48But that wasn't enough for you, was it?
01:04:50Oh no!
01:04:52You had to turn my own family against me
01:04:55And rob me of my rightful inheritance
01:04:57Dr. Philip, you give me altogether too much credit
01:05:01I take it we're no longer limiting the stakes to $10,000, huh?
01:05:14Somebody help, you'll kill him
01:05:20To the test
01:05:22To death
01:05:24Move it!
01:05:31Who are you?
01:05:32Come on now!
01:05:34Oh no!
01:05:37Good!
01:05:39AHHHHGH!
01:05:41AHH!
01:05:43OOH!
01:05:45HA!
01:05:47AHH!
01:05:49AHHH!
01:05:51AHH!
01:05:55AHH!
01:05:57AHH!
01:05:59AHH!
01:06:01AHH!
01:06:03AHH!
01:06:05AHH!
01:06:07Somebody help me!
01:06:19Somebody help me!
01:06:37Somebody help me!
01:06:40Somebody help me!
01:06:43Somebody help me!
01:06:47I love you!
01:06:57I love you!
01:06:59I love you!
01:07:00Somebody call the police!
01:07:12Send animal control!
01:07:30Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:07:33Oh, ah, ah, ah.
01:07:36Ah!
01:07:37Ah!
01:07:39Ah!
01:07:42Ah!
01:07:43Ah!
01:07:44Front yard.
01:07:46Ah!
01:07:47Skin!
01:07:48It's gravity!
01:07:50Ah!
01:07:53Ah!
01:07:55Oh!
01:07:57Oh!
01:07:58Oh, looks like we'll finally get to see how blood runs in the family, eh, darling?
01:08:16Please! Don't move!
01:08:22Oh, sick of you, sick of us!
01:08:37Tight of these.
01:08:42Sharon Darnell, Child Protective Services.
01:08:45This badge gives me the unsupervised, unrestricted right and responsibility to separate crying children from their terrified parents and place them in questionable foster care.
01:08:54You are under arrest for child abandonment, child endangerment, and child abuse.
01:09:00Plus, aggravated assault, attempted murder, and maybe even a successful murder.
01:09:08Are you with them?
01:09:09No. No, they're normal.
01:09:11Now then, where are those kids?
01:09:19You've got the exits covered.
01:09:2110-4, be advised. You've got a dog catcher on the premises.
01:09:37Look at that dental walker.
01:09:42Looks like Lurch is having a little trouble sleeping again.
01:09:46I know how we can help Lurch, rest in peace.
01:09:52You get that edge.
01:09:57Gotcha!
01:09:58You little hair-eating mutt.
01:10:02Ah.
01:10:03What do we have here?
01:10:07Oh, my!
01:10:10This is completely illegal!
01:10:12Niko!
01:10:14Drop those shovels!
01:10:15Now!
01:10:17You two are coming with me!
01:10:19Come on.
01:10:35Come on, enough of this!
01:10:43What have you done with the rest of my family?
01:10:49I demand to know all the hideous details!
01:10:58They can't hold us here like this.
01:11:01There are no leg irons, no thumb and screws, no Iron Maiden.
01:11:07Oh!
01:11:11Gomez, did you hear that?
01:11:13It reminds me of the children.
01:11:16It's such a beautiful day for school!
01:11:18Oh, no! Look out!
01:11:20Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
01:11:22My brains, they're leaking!
01:11:24Oh, no! I can see my stomach!
01:11:26Ah!
01:11:28May I take a look now?
01:11:30It's your funeral.
01:11:31Oh, no!
01:11:33Oh, no! It's so scary!
01:11:34Ah! Amy!
01:11:35Oh, no! My brain is leaking!
01:11:36Ah!
01:11:37Oh, no! No! No! No!
01:11:38No! No! No! No! No! No!
01:11:44They obviously come from a troubled home life.
01:11:47And based on what I have seen so far,
01:11:48it is a miracle they have lasted this long.
01:11:51Oh, those poor little dears.
01:11:53They are desperately in need of a stable home environment.
01:11:56One that is nurturing, supportive, loving.
01:11:58As a concerned relative, I feel I must step forward and do my part.
01:12:06Oh!
01:12:08I will help them.
01:12:10I will take them in.
01:12:11I will give them a happy childhood I never experienced.
01:12:18You are one strange-looking little dog.
01:12:21What do you think, Butcher?
01:12:32What do you think we ought to do with your freaky little friend?
01:12:36I say he plays with...
01:12:39Rex!
01:12:40Rex!
01:12:55I see you like Eugene, Mordecai, and Clyde.
01:12:58Pretty soon, you four will be a quartet.
01:13:00Oh, wow! This is awesome!
01:13:06Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
01:13:14I preferred to start with your brother.
01:13:17But the police felt you had a more immediate need for my services.
01:13:21Oh, boy! Oh, boy! That was all ASME! He's messing into everything!
01:13:41We can't just stand here.
01:14:07We are Adamses.
01:14:08We are a family, a single unit.
01:14:13Can the arms and legs and other various appendages of a man continue to live on after they have been torn asunder?
01:14:21No, I say no!
01:14:25I mean, sure, perhaps for a little while under certain laboratory conditions, but not for the long haul.
01:14:30Gomez, you're frightening me.
01:14:33Please, go.
01:14:34I demand a reunion, dear one. A reunion. Nothing else.
01:14:41We must tear down these walls and rip apart our shackles, even if we die violently in the attempt.
01:14:50You're free.
01:14:50Okay, that works for me, too.
01:14:53We're free. Gomez, my love. Fate has saved us again. Or even better. Perhaps it's one more miscarriage of injustice and an overburdened legal system.
01:15:05Close. You've made bail.
01:15:07Hey! Walter Adams!
01:15:13You think I just sit around and let that stupid family of mine get away with what they've done to you?
01:15:19Here are the keys to your ring.
01:15:22You look like you've been through hell and back.
01:15:26Go on. You're just saying that.
01:15:28No, Walter.
01:15:44I think I've tracked down the rest of your family, Gomez.
01:15:48We'd better get the big one first, before his air runs out.
01:15:52You know, that family reunion wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
01:16:01But I want to go home.
01:16:03I know, Pugsley. Me, too.
01:16:05It's just not the same without our own family here.
01:16:09But for now, we simply have to make the best of things.
01:16:13What if we wake them up?
01:16:15Don't worry. I padlocked all their doors.
01:16:18Oh, Lurch. Eight feet of dirt above you.
01:16:26A tiny, cramped coffin.
01:16:28The insanity building inside of your head.
01:16:32Oh, how I envy you.
01:16:36Better hurry, Gomez.
01:16:38Daybreak is coming.
01:16:40Threatens to ruin the entire mood.
01:16:43Pay dirt!
01:16:45Lurch, are you in there?
01:16:48Good to have you back behind the wheel, Lurch.
01:17:00Come on, Butcher.
01:17:01Come on, you little pipsqueak.
01:17:04Don't you want to take a nice big bite?
01:17:10One more step.
01:17:12That's it.
01:17:14Good boy.
01:17:15Good boy.
01:17:18Say, such a beautiful day.
01:17:30Why don't you all go out and play together?
01:17:36Okay.
01:17:37Come on, Doc.
01:18:03Is that all you got?
01:18:04Barbecue time.
01:18:13Put me down.
01:18:14Put me down.
01:18:15Brother, Fester, are you all right?
01:18:18I feel like a million volts!
01:18:22Come, we've got to get away from here before those security guards wake up.
01:18:29Oh, all right.
01:18:32I promise you can come back here sometime for a visit.
01:18:35Brother!
01:18:36Brother!
01:18:37Brother!
01:18:37Brother!
01:18:41Where'd he go?
01:18:42Where'd he go?
01:18:43Where'd he go?
01:18:43Where'd he go?
01:18:43Oh, my God.
01:18:44Oh, my God.
01:18:45You can't do this.
01:18:49You're not licensed by the state.
01:18:51No.
01:18:52Now, now, Doctor Philly.
01:18:54I wouldn't dream of administering unprescribed shock treatments to a man such as yourself.
01:19:00No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19:03I will, of course, leave that to the experts.
01:19:07No.
01:19:08No!!
01:19:10You have a good time in your cage
01:19:28Lucky thing
01:19:30Oh
01:19:32What are they gonna do to my mom?
01:19:34I don't know
01:19:36Appendectomy doctor
01:19:38We have a special on skin grafts
01:19:40Children, are you alright?
01:19:42I'll be right there
01:19:44Come on children, the police will be here soon
01:19:48Aw, dad
01:19:58Get out of here
01:20:02Okay, okay
01:20:08How was your visit with our relatives?
01:20:12Dolores was talking about piano lessons
01:20:16And sending us to a cotillion
01:20:18Oh dear
01:20:20I'm so sorry your children had to be exposed to that
01:20:22That element
01:20:28Watch where you're going you wolf
01:20:38Oh
01:20:40Oh
01:20:42Oh
01:20:44Oh
01:20:46Oh
01:20:48Oh
01:20:50Oh
01:20:52Hello there
01:20:54Oh
01:20:56Oh
01:20:58Help
01:21:00Oh
01:21:04Oh
01:21:06Oh
01:21:08Well
01:21:12It's time for us to
01:21:14Oh
01:21:16Oh
01:21:18Well
01:21:20well it's time for us to part company Gomez take good care of that family of
01:21:28yours will do and if you ever get out to Hollywood don't forget to look me up
01:21:35oh that waltzer reminds me of grandma and grandpa in their younger days oh it pains me so that we
01:21:52had to put them in a hole especially one with so many cheerful flowers and that awful air conditioning
01:21:59I baked a shortcake for dessert Martha Stewart oh I still don't understand what
01:22:07he's keeping Philip so late at the office
01:22:09I hope you're all ready
01:22:29for a big meal I spent the entire morning down on the interstate what is it fresh from the garden
01:22:36oh very faster than the kids oh faster I was just helping the kids with the fireworks
01:22:46don't worry cousin here don't worry butcher won't bite butcher's a good boy
01:22:59oh
01:23:06oh
01:23:14oh
01:23:22oh
01:23:24oh
01:23:31oh
01:23:32oh
01:23:33oh
01:23:34oh
01:23:35oh
01:23:36oh
01:23:37oh
01:23:38oh
01:23:39oh
01:23:53oh
01:23:57oh
01:24:07oh
01:24:11gomez
01:24:11well no yesterday it seemed like summer had just begun now I feel the swift approach of nuclear winter
01:24:17Now I feel the swift approach of nuclear winter.
01:24:23Feeling gloomy, darling?
01:24:29Oh, yes.
01:24:31Terriby.
01:24:32The Addams Family
01:24:44Oh, the Addams Family
01:24:47Are coming at you now
01:24:49Oh, you know that cookie family is the Addams Family
01:24:55Oh, ba-ba-ba-boom
01:24:58Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:25:00Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:25:02Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:25:03Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:25:04They're creepy and they're kooky
01:25:07Mysterious and spooky
01:25:08They're all together ooky
01:25:11The Addams Family
01:25:12Their house is a museum
01:25:14When people come to see them
01:25:16They really are a scream
01:25:18The Addams Family
01:25:20Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:25:21They're neat
01:25:22Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:25:23Sweet
01:25:24Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:25:25Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:25:26Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:25:26Oh, they're so petite
01:25:27So get a witch's shawl on
01:25:30A broomstick you can call on
01:25:32We're gonna pay a call on
01:25:34The Addams Family
01:25:35They're creepy and they're kooky
01:25:37Mysterious and spooky
01:25:39They're all together ooky
01:25:41The Addams Family
01:25:44The Addams Family
01:25:45Oh, the Addams Family
01:25:48Oh, they're creepy
01:25:52Creep, creep, creepy
01:25:54They're kooky
01:25:56They're kooky
01:25:56Koo-koo-kooky
01:25:58Mysterious
01:26:00Mysterious
01:26:02And spooky
01:26:03Spook, spook, spooky
01:26:05Boom-ba-boom
01:26:08The Addams Family
01:26:10Boom-ba-boom
01:26:12The Addams Family
01:26:13Ba-ba-ba-ba-boom
01:26:15The Addams Family
01:26:17Boom-ba-boom
01:26:19The Addams Family
01:26:21They're creepy and they're kooky
01:26:23Mysterious and spooky
01:26:25They're all together ooky
01:26:27The Addams Family
01:26:29Their house is a museum
01:26:31When people come to see them
01:26:33They really are a scream
01:26:35The Addams Family
01:26:36Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:26:38They're neat
01:26:39Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:26:39Sweet
01:26:40Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:26:41Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:26:42Ba-ba-ba-boom
01:26:43Oh, they're so petite
01:26:44The Addams Family
01:26:46The Addams Family
01:26:47Ho
01:26:48The Addams Family
01:26:50Coming at you now
01:26:51Ho
01:26:52The Addams Family
01:26:54Yeah
01:26:55Ho
01:26:56The Addams Family
01:26:57Addams Family
01:26:58Ho
01:27:00Ho
01:27:01Here comes the Addams Family
01:27:06Yeah
01:27:08The Addams Family
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