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BazZoOKa López
  • hace 22 horas
Tim Curry as Gomez Addams.
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00:03:29Wednesday, Pugsley,
00:03:31how many times have I asked you not to play with the mailman while he's working?
00:03:37Let's go play Spanish Inquisition.
00:03:39You get the thumbscrews.
00:03:41I'll get things.
00:03:43Children, no matter how often you scream at them,
00:03:47or how severely you punish them,
00:03:49they always beg for more.
00:03:55Let's see, what have we here?
00:03:57Okay.
00:03:59Rubbish, rubbish.
00:04:01Oh, a frightening lawn magazine.
00:04:05Publishes Killing House.
00:04:07What's this?
00:04:13Yes.
00:04:18It has arrived.
00:04:21It has arrived!
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00:07:47Y, solo para asegurarse de que siempre se va a la cabeza primero,
00:07:51me ofreco nada más una dieta de huesos de hueso.
00:07:54Y, déjame decirte, él realmente ama esa blanquilla.
00:08:00¿No?
00:08:01Puchy, ese es mi chico.
00:08:05¿Qué es eso, Thing?
00:08:08¿A reunión de familia?
00:08:10Espero que esto sea importante.
00:08:12Mi querida, querida familia.
00:08:14Nosotros todos sabemos lo que es una honra orgullosa
00:08:18para que nos acompañe el nombre de familia de la familia de la familia.
00:08:22Somos personas muy especiales y distinguidas.
00:08:26Las personas con una identidad.
00:08:29Las personas con visión y propósito.
00:08:32Las personas con un sentido superior de la forma superior.
00:08:35Las personas con esperanzas y sueños.
00:08:39Y, ¿qué es lo que nos hace realmente diferentes?
00:08:44Ancestry.
00:08:46Ancestry, the very thing that separates us from the lower animals.
00:08:51Well, that and taxidermy.
00:08:52Taxidermy.
00:08:57Sorry, Friedrich.
00:08:59I have before me the ultimate authority on all matters of family ancestry.
00:09:07The complete and unabridged Book of Adams.
00:09:13See this, children.
00:09:16Every Adam that has ever stalked the planet is now laid to rest before your very eyes.
00:09:22Death certificates, autopsy reports, a complete list of names that until now you might only
00:09:28see on jars of formaldehyde.
00:09:31Oh, boy, this is great.
00:09:34You know, I bet that somewhere out there, there lies another complete branch of the Adams family
00:09:39just waiting to be exude.
00:09:42This might give you a chance to find out.
00:09:44Huh?
00:09:45Family Tree Publications can put you in touch with long-lost relatives all over the world.
00:09:53Even arrange for family reunions.
00:09:56Unlimited access to all your estranged kin for a low, one-time, introductory price of $5,000.
00:10:09Oh, what a glorious day!
00:10:13This will surely be the best investment that we have ever made!
00:10:26Oh, my God!
00:10:56Grandmother!
00:10:57Grandfather!
00:10:59Grandfather!
00:11:02What a wonderful surprise!
00:11:05When Vestra and I heard you were coming, we almost died of shock!
00:11:09Oh, fair take of that Morton, that's a killer, that him!
00:11:12Oh, Mortimer, look at the little ones!
00:11:16They're so pale and misbehaved!
00:11:19Chips off the old chumpin' block?
00:11:21Say you two, I think the boogeyman's left something in our attic for you!
00:11:27Here you are, you young devil, you!
00:11:31Your own personal Siberian firecracker!
00:11:34And for you, my dearest great-granddaughter, funeral director Bonnie, and executioner Clyde!
00:11:44Oh, no, you're spoiling my children now, aren't you?
00:11:48Ensuring that they grow up to become social deviants!
00:11:51Oh, no!
00:11:52Oh, no!
00:11:54Our only wish is that they grow up to be honest, respectful, and adjusted members of society!
00:12:00You almost have been going there, you little trickster!
00:12:08Let's go inside, quick, before you catch war!
00:12:12I picked up the Siberian firecracker roadside on our vacation to Minsk!
00:12:16How was your trip to the old country, Grandma?
00:12:19Utterly charming!
00:12:20We arrived right in the middle of a smallpox at the...
00:12:23I hate dolls, and I resent the fact that they still see me as a child.
00:12:30I know, dear, but remember they are your great-grandparents.
00:12:35So old and fragile.
00:12:38Just smile and be thankful they won't be around much longer.
00:12:48Good news, everyone.
00:12:49Grandma and Grandpa have informed me that they intend to stay on for a little while.
00:12:55Well, that's great!
00:12:57It'll give us a chance to remodel the dungeon and play hangman with us sexy neighbors.
00:13:03Just like all the time!
00:13:05I propose a toast to life, to death, to family.
00:13:20Not necessarily in that order.
00:13:28There's a spot on my glass.
00:13:31You know, this stuff is so gamey and pungent, you really have a way with roadkill, Esmeralda.
00:13:52The secrets in the Dunn-Beatles gives it that extra crunch.
00:14:01Anyone here catch the score of today's Yankee game?
00:14:09Did you notice anything unusual about our grandparents tonight?
00:14:14Of course.
00:14:15Darling, keep in mind that to me, they are still in-laws.
00:14:32Tradition clearly dictates that I must despise them.
00:14:35Regardless of my own personal feelings in the matter.
00:14:39Oh, darling.
00:14:42I do so look forward to us growing all together.
00:14:47Sharing the misery of our declining years.
00:14:52Cataracts.
00:14:55Uncontrollable halitosis.
00:14:57Uncontrollable halitosis.
00:14:58Yes, arthritis.
00:15:01Kidney stones.
00:15:03Disfiguring medical procedures.
00:15:10And then?
00:15:12Side by side.
00:15:14Hooked up to a myriad life support systems.
00:15:19That blink and buzz and drip throughout the night.
00:15:24We writhe in bitter agony
00:15:28until our lives finally draw to a close
00:15:32with a disquieting deep...
00:15:39Oh, I'm so glad they came to stay with us for a while.
00:15:47Yes, sir.
00:15:48Yes, sir.
00:15:52Cri...
00:16:11Cri...
00:16:11Cri...
00:16:12...
00:16:14¡Gracias!
00:16:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:16:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:16:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:17:09Something is terribly, terribly wrong.
00:17:12Winter's in Florida. The home shopping network. Keep looking, Fester.
00:17:20I found it. Alzheimer's. A rare tendency towards ordinary behavior and ballroom dancing.
00:17:29It pops up from time to time as age increases, and there's no known cure.
00:17:36No.
00:17:42I can't take any more.
00:17:47The horror.
00:17:52The horror!
00:17:56Gomez, my love, you mustn't torture yourself like this.
00:18:02What you really need is the help of some rusty nails and a few bamboo sheets.
00:18:05This sorrow is so much more than I can bear.
00:18:10Is there nothing to ease the unspeakable sadness that fills my heart?
00:18:20Oh, good. The nail is here.
00:18:23Life is so simple for you, isn't it, Alicia?
00:18:34Thank you.
00:18:42There's some driver magazine.
00:18:46The tomb's on us.
00:18:49What's this?
00:18:50Excellent news, everyone.
00:19:05We have been invited to a family reunion at the Primrose Resort.
00:19:11The people at Family Tree Publishing have sent us this impersonal, computerized invitation.
00:19:19Gomez, are you sure this is a good time to be taking a trip?
00:19:24I mean, what about our grandparents? They need our help.
00:19:27That's why we must go now.
00:19:29Now, don't you see, Fester?
00:19:31It is entirely possible that someone somewhere in our distant family has had previous experience of this rare Alzheimer's disease and knows of a home remedy.
00:19:44Maybe, yes, maybe, we have a talented witch doctor in the family.
00:19:49My good man, now you're thinking.
00:19:53You weren't planning on taking us to this reunion, were you?
00:19:58Come now, children. Aren't you excited about seeing your long-lost relatives?
00:20:02I would rather douse myself with kerosene and light a match.
00:20:07That's the spirit!
00:20:11Think. Go and find Lurch and tell him to start packing right away.
00:20:16Gomez, shouldn't we first call an RSVP?
00:20:19And ruin the surprise.
00:20:29Now, I've called Cousin It.
00:20:32He'll be coming by to help irritate you all the way.
00:20:36And please, could you get rid of these?
00:20:41Let's see.
00:20:43Roadmap, chainsaw, scalpel, rib spreader.
00:20:48Everything is in order.
00:20:52What happened to Pugsley on Wednesday?
00:20:56I'm afraid you two are not getting out of it that easily.
00:20:59I'm afraid I left that frayed old electric blanket of ours plugged into the light socket next to the leaky faucet in the bathroom upstairs.
00:21:23Do you think Granny will be wearing her favorite steel wool bathrobe and copper-plated slippers?
00:21:28Oh, don't worry, my dear. I'm sure she will.
00:21:31Hey, who took my banana slug?
00:21:34Oh, what's up?
00:21:42Oh, what's up?
00:21:44Oh, family tree publishing. Please, no.
00:21:49What's happening?
00:21:51Oh, that machine is possessed.
00:21:53How did Boris Yeltsin get invited to the Al-Anon dinner?
00:22:00No, it's my hardest thing. You're like a monkey.
00:22:03Not a whole system has been bailing on us ever since we've said it that reply card's written in blood.
00:22:10They spelled Adams with only one D.
00:22:15You would think that a company dealing in matters of family heritage would at least spell our name by it.
00:22:22Even Pugsley spells better than that, and his teachers only last half the year.
00:22:28A-D-D.
00:22:30A-M-S.
00:22:31That's right.
00:22:33Good boy.
00:22:34Fester, are you all right?
00:22:45Fine.
00:22:53All of the addresses are messed up.
00:22:56Oh, my God.
00:22:57Gary, did you fix last week's invites before you sent them out?
00:23:02No.
00:23:03Come on, everyone.
00:23:06The mountain when she comes, when she comes.
00:23:10She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
00:23:14She'll be coming round the mountain.
00:23:16She'll be coming round the mountain.
00:23:18Oh, there it is at last.
00:23:20The prim realm's resort.
00:23:22Oh, look at them, boy.
00:23:27Oh, carry-ho.
00:23:29This is it.
00:23:31No wonder they didn't put new pictures in the brochure.
00:23:36Good day, folks.
00:23:38Welcome to the Primrose Resort.
00:23:40Well, nice hat.
00:23:42Oh, God bless you, sir.
00:23:43God bless you.
00:23:45Sweet, huh?
00:23:46Oh, sorry.
00:23:47You must be part of the group everyone's been waiting for.
00:23:50I'm so glad you came back.
00:23:51Oh, hi, sir.
00:23:52Welcome to the Primrose Resort.
00:23:56Oh, of course, yeah.
00:23:57Go inside to the left.
00:23:58Oh, yeah.
00:23:59Call the narrow corridor.
00:24:00All right.
00:24:01Up the service elevator, down the hall, and then call the green carpet to the third door on your left-hand side.
00:24:06Oh, oh.
00:24:06Oh, please, sir.
00:24:09Let me help you with these bags.
00:24:16Birds singing.
00:24:18The smell of lilacs.
00:24:21Sunshine.
00:24:22I want to go home.
00:24:25Please, Wednesday, give it a chance.
00:24:26A resort this size is sure to have plenty of skeletons in his closet.
00:24:32Oh, poor thing.
00:24:34I had completely forgot.
00:24:37He gets so carsick on these long trips.
00:24:40We'll have to get him inside where it's cold and damp.
00:24:42If only it were so simple for grandma and grandpa.
00:24:48This Primrose Resort was originally built as part of the vast flower empire Colonel Tomlin had in Primrose.
00:24:54The grounds were 70 rooms.
00:24:55A pool.
00:24:56Two tennis courts.
00:24:58Have you seen trails and the cuisine of our living ship, Jean-Luc-la-Loup?
00:25:02Is there a graveyard?
00:25:04Well, not exactly, but Colonel Tom and Madeline Primrose are in turn out walking the Rose Garden.
00:25:09Kind of spooky, huh?
00:25:12Buried out back.
00:25:14Hear that, Bester?
00:25:15Sounds like your kind of resort, old man.
00:25:19Where'd he go?
00:25:20Bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody, bloody...
00:25:27I don't see any skeletons.
00:25:35Spoilsport.
00:25:43Oh, darling.
00:25:48We're living in a lap of luxury.
00:25:50Yes.
00:25:51On our own brand new dream called Sleep-o-matic.
00:25:55Oh, so nice.
00:25:55How's our patient doing?
00:26:04Not too well.
00:26:05I might have to operate.
00:26:07Well, okay.
00:26:08But, um, you remember our little lesson from last time, don't you?
00:26:13If the patient refuses to stop screaming, offer him some anesthetic.
00:26:18Good boy, Pugsley.
00:26:20I'm sure you'll be at the top of your class when you reach medical school.
00:26:24Where is that brother of mine?
00:26:31You know how terribly shy Fester becomes at large gatherings?
00:26:34He's probably curled up in some dark, musty corner, enjoying the familiar company of spiders
00:26:40and rusty sewer pipes.
00:26:42Well, doesn't he want to get out and mingle with long-lost relatives?
00:26:47Make new friends?
00:26:48See how the other half dies?
00:26:51Have patience, my dear.
00:26:52As sure as the slugs will return to the sidewalk after a cold rain,
00:26:57I'm certain that Fester will come out when the time is right.
00:27:04Oh, look at him.
00:27:06Here's the picture.
00:27:07Bring him.
00:27:12Oh, my.
00:27:15Oh, look.
00:27:17Oh.
00:27:19I love bingo.
00:27:20Oh, my.
00:27:22Adam's here, Adam's there, Adam's everywhere, Adam's in, Adam's on.
00:27:27These people are relatives?
00:27:30Be nice, Wednesday.
00:27:32They're your own flesh and blood.
00:27:34Too much flesh.
00:27:36Not enough blood.
00:27:38Oh, there you are.
00:27:40You must be the distant relatives that just checked in.
00:27:43Welcome, welcome, welcome.
00:27:45I'm Dolores, and I've just been dying to meet you.
00:27:48Likewise, of course.
00:27:49Dolores.
00:27:50What a beautiful name.
00:27:51In Latin, it means pain and sorrow.
00:27:56You know, I've been helping with the reunion arrangements for my husband's family for several years,
00:28:01and it's simply amazing just some of the people we've come across.
00:28:04Last year, Lakeside Reunion.
00:28:06We were graced by National Dairy Council and Jeffrey Adams.
00:28:11Hello?
00:28:13Trina Twenton, one of the last famous socials.
00:28:17You've been for that time to Bob Adams to break this battle of the farm subspeed just to join us.
00:28:26For a chuckwagon-style barbecue.
00:28:31Strange world we live in.
00:28:34Never know who you'll be taking up next.
00:28:35You've no idea how often we have uttered exactly the same words.
00:28:40Philip!
00:28:42Philip, come over here and meet a few of your relatives.
00:28:46This is my husband, Dr. Philip Adams.
00:28:50Gomez Adams.
00:28:51What an honor, indeed.
00:28:53And this is my wife, Morticia.
00:28:57Charmed.
00:28:58My children, Wednesday, and Puxley.
00:29:02And, of course, Lurch.
00:29:06Lurch is not actually a fool, Adams.
00:29:09He's also part Murkowski, part Cohen, part Fergasso, part Murtaugh, and part Torres.
00:29:15Except, of course, for the kidneys.
00:29:17We're not entirely sure where they came from.
00:29:20But most assuredly, he has the heart.
00:29:23Oven Adams.
00:29:24I understand you're a doctor.
00:29:27Philip is a leading psychiatrist.
00:29:30And which doctor?
00:29:31Well, excuse me, I have to run.
00:29:38I need to freshen my drink.
00:29:41It's been something.
00:29:43Maybe I should introduce you to a few of the others.
00:29:46And perhaps your children should meet my little ones.
00:29:51Did you hear that, darling?
00:29:53A specialist?
00:29:55Fester must be psychic.
00:29:56Who are those people?
00:30:01Claim to be our relatives.
00:30:03Well, what on earth are they doing here?
00:30:06You don't suppose they're after the family money, do you?
00:30:09I hope not.
00:30:10You snot-dribbling little mongrels.
00:30:14You don't suppose the old man had an illicit affair and...
00:30:18What's that?
00:30:21Nah.
00:30:22You're right.
00:30:23I was amazed he had the wherewithal to pass his foul genes onto the three of us.
00:30:26Speaking of which, where is Joffrey and its bluesy little wife?
00:30:33I should have been here hours ago.
00:30:38This is it?
00:30:40This is the Primrose Resort?
00:30:42No wonder they didn't put any pictures on the brochure.
00:30:44Are you sure the address is right?
00:30:46Well, this invitation looks like a computer printout.
00:30:49Maybe the reunion company made a mistake.
00:30:52This is so like Dad.
00:30:53First he gets that lowball reunion agency,
00:30:56then they bring us out here in the middle of God knows where
00:30:58for a weekend of family hell.
00:31:00I'm sure he did this just to embarrass and humiliate us.
00:31:02Honey, I think we should just turn around and go home.
00:31:05I mean, you have meetings,
00:31:07and my pedicure could really use a touch-up.
00:31:09What?
00:31:10And give Philip and Catherine a chance into talking Dad
00:31:12into cutting us out of the will?
00:31:13Are you insane?
00:31:14Oh, honey, be careful.
00:31:23This road doesn't look like it's very safe.
00:31:25It's not a road hazard known to man
00:31:27that stands a chance against these wheels.
00:31:28Oh, what kind of idiot leaves something like this laying around?
00:31:55Hurry up!
00:31:56My fingers are getting all fruity!
00:31:58Honey, I am, but the jack's sinking in here!
00:32:01Oh, come on!
00:32:04What's...
00:32:05What's this?
00:32:12What kind of idiot gives a dangerous animal like that for a pet?
00:32:20You're in it!
00:32:21You're in it!
00:32:21You're in it!
00:32:22You're in it!
00:32:23You're in it!
00:32:23You're in it!
00:32:24You're in it!
00:32:24You're in it!
00:32:25You're in it!
00:32:25You're in it!
00:32:26You're in it!
00:32:26You're in it!
00:32:29Jenny?
00:32:29You're in it!
00:32:30You're in it!
00:32:30Now I gotta get them!
00:32:31Stevie?
00:32:31These are your cousins, Wednesday and Pugsley.
00:32:37Why don't you all play together?
00:32:39Mom!
00:32:41Darn it, Stevie!
00:32:43You will be nice, you will have fun, and you will enjoy the childhood I never experienced,
00:32:50Whether you like it or not.
00:32:56Toodle-oo.
00:32:59Pugsley, what kind of stupid name is that?
00:33:03It's Slavic for stomach pump.
00:33:06What's the matter, Butch?
00:33:09You're hungry again?
00:33:11Butch, look.
00:33:13I don't even have any hair to feed you.
00:33:15See, there's nothing there.
00:33:17Oh, all right, all right, all right.
00:33:21I guess I'm going to have to find you something to eat, then.
00:33:24Look, you stay here and don't go anywhere
00:33:27until I get back, okay?
00:33:35That's just what I want to do,
00:33:36but I don't know if I can.
00:33:37I want to spend a night.
00:33:39If you have to spend lots of time, you could.
00:33:41I mean, I'll spend a night.
00:33:42Maybe I don't want to spend a night.
00:33:44I'm not really sure.
00:33:47Catherine, your turn.
00:33:52So, Morticia, you have a somewhat
00:33:54darker taste in fashion.
00:33:57Why, thank you.
00:33:58Where do you show?
00:34:00Black and Decker.
00:34:02Oh, no, I make all my own clothing.
00:34:04Oh!
00:34:04Why buy clothes off the rack
00:34:06when you spend most of your free time on it?
00:34:09Hi, my name is Pugsley.
00:34:15What's yours?
00:34:17My name is...
00:34:19Gina.
00:34:23So, you like tomato worms?
00:34:27Here.
00:34:29I found it under Wurts' bowling ball.
00:34:32I was kind of saving it for later,
00:34:34but you can have it.
00:34:35Stevie just made the honor roll
00:34:41at Moreland Academy.
00:34:42He's on the fast track
00:34:45for investment banking.
00:34:46Oh, Dolores.
00:34:47You must be so proud.
00:34:49Morticia, where do your children attend school?
00:34:52Considering the overcrowded classrooms,
00:34:54the lack of funding,
00:34:56and the dangerous conditions,
00:34:58we've decided to keep our children
00:35:00in public school.
00:35:01Caviar, ladies?
00:35:06Oh, goody, goody.
00:35:07Yes, yes, of course.
00:35:10Oh, this is to die for.
00:35:14Caviar, madam.
00:35:16No, thank you.
00:35:16I prefer to wait for the larval stage.
00:35:19You think I'm particular?
00:35:21When he was a tot,
00:35:22Pugsley insisted I jiggle his feet
00:35:24so it looked alive.
00:35:25How quickly they grow up.
00:35:30Seems only yesterday
00:35:31he just hatched
00:35:33and was crawling around,
00:35:34teething on extension cords.
00:35:40Yes!
00:35:41Beat that, weirdo!
00:35:43Ha-ha-ha!
00:35:44Well, that was the challenge.
00:35:58Got any other games?
00:36:04Are you sure you're all right?
00:36:06I don't know.
00:36:07Just remind me to kill my dad
00:36:08if we ever get out of here.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:10Who is it?
00:36:15Uh, ma'am,
00:36:15our car broke down out here.
00:36:17Could we use your phone, please?
00:36:18How do I know
00:36:19you're not an insurance salesman?
00:36:22Huh?
00:36:22Oh, my God!
00:36:23How did she know?
00:36:24I don't know.
00:36:25What's the secret password?
00:36:27I'm sorry?
00:36:28I said,
00:36:29what's the secret password?
00:36:32Trick or treat!
00:36:34Bingo!
00:36:35Bingo!
00:36:38Watch your step.
00:36:40The pouring in this house
00:36:47is a little old.
00:36:51Cousin Ant and I
00:36:52were just playing
00:36:52a game of seven-card stud.
00:36:54You're welcome to join us.
00:36:56Chewie'd love to,
00:36:57but we really need to...
00:36:59Wait a minute.
00:37:00Wait a minute.
00:37:01I had the queen of spades
00:37:03when I left this table.
00:37:05Oh, liar!
00:37:08My memory is just fine.
00:37:11You big, hairy cheater.
00:37:14Look, I'm really sorry
00:37:15we interrupted your game,
00:37:16but we really need
00:37:16to use your phone.
00:37:18Oh, I'm sorry.
00:37:19That's quite impossible.
00:37:21All the lines are dead.
00:37:24Our car's stuck outside.
00:37:26We really need to get someplace.
00:37:28You're just going to have
00:37:29to wait here
00:37:30until the storm passes.
00:37:32In the meantime,
00:37:34why don't you drag up a chair
00:37:36and join us?
00:37:37Yes, please.
00:37:40The number for
00:37:41Child Protective Services.
00:37:43Thank you.
00:37:45Not at home.
00:37:46The office, the car,
00:37:47the country club.
00:37:48Wonder what happened
00:37:49to that little twit
00:37:49of a brother of ours.
00:37:51You don't suppose
00:37:51those people
00:37:52killed off Jeffrey and Melinda
00:37:54and decided to take their place,
00:37:56do you?
00:37:56Now, sister dear,
00:37:57don't get your hopes up.
00:37:59In case something disastrous
00:38:00did happen to our
00:38:01beloved sibling,
00:38:02I'm sure his share of the estate
00:38:03would ease our sorrow.
00:38:04If this is part
00:38:07of some twisted little plan
00:38:08you've come up with
00:38:09to eliminate the competition...
00:38:10Hello, yes.
00:38:12Don't even think about
00:38:14getting rid of me next.
00:38:15Surely you're not suggesting...
00:38:18Please, spare me
00:38:20the choir boy act.
00:38:22I know for a fact
00:38:23you've been poisoning daddy.
00:38:24But just keep in mind,
00:38:26if I don't get
00:38:27my full share of these things,
00:38:30I'm going straight to the cops.
00:38:34Straight to the cops.
00:38:42There you are.
00:38:45Forgive me, Dr. Adams.
00:38:47No, no, please.
00:38:48We're all family here.
00:38:49Call me Dr. Phillip.
00:38:50Dr. Phillip.
00:38:53I must have a word with you.
00:38:55It is of a serious medical nature.
00:38:58As a fellow Adams,
00:38:59you must help me.
00:39:01It's my grandparents, you see.
00:39:02They have been stricken
00:39:04with a rare family condition.
00:39:06Perhaps you have heard of it?
00:39:08Waltzheimers.
00:39:09Sweetheart,
00:39:10our shuffleboard court is clear.
00:39:12I'm having this in 12 times.
00:39:14I wish we weren't here.
00:39:16It tears me up
00:39:17to see them like this.
00:39:20First, it was Matlock.
00:39:23Then, the Tupperware.
00:39:25Yesterday, I heard them
00:39:26saying to each other
00:39:27that they would like to meet
00:39:28Willard Scott.
00:39:31It's been such a terrible burden
00:39:33on my family.
00:39:34I mean, how does one begin
00:39:35to cope with this madness?
00:39:37Tell me about it.
00:39:38Perhaps you know of some potion,
00:39:41emphyseer, or drug,
00:39:43anything to halt
00:39:45this dangerous progression.
00:39:48Personally, I recommend
00:39:49stricken.
00:39:50Well, what sort of grandson
00:39:51do you presume me to be?
00:39:53You think I haven't tried
00:39:54that already?
00:39:55Excuse me.
00:39:55Drink!
00:39:59I asked for a real drink,
00:40:02not that watered-down
00:40:03hog swill.
00:40:05Drink!
00:40:06Drink!
00:40:07Drink!
00:40:08Drink!
00:40:08Drink!
00:40:09Drink!
00:40:10Where's the bartender?
00:40:11Drink!
00:40:12Stop this!
00:40:13You are becoming
00:40:13an embarrassment.
00:40:14Take your hands off me.
00:40:15Who do you think you are?
00:40:16You won't fool
00:40:17on your first-born son.
00:40:18First-born my foot.
00:40:20You're nothing
00:40:20but a lazy hoodlum.
00:40:21You're fired!
00:40:22Fire, you're fired!
00:40:24Dude, would you stop it?
00:40:25Come on.
00:40:25You need to take
00:40:26some more medication.
00:40:28I don't want any
00:40:28of those pills.
00:40:30Pills, pills, pills.
00:40:31That's all you people
00:40:32ever feed me.
00:40:33It's for your own good.
00:40:35For my own good.
00:40:36Go!
00:40:36That does it.
00:40:37That does it.
00:40:39Here you go.
00:40:40You're going to take them
00:40:40now and you're going
00:40:41to swallow them.
00:40:42Yes.
00:40:43And then we're going
00:40:44to continue our discussion
00:40:45about the will.
00:40:54There's no way
00:40:56we're related.
00:40:57Our ancestors
00:40:58stayed all the way
00:40:59back to the second
00:40:59president of the United
00:41:00States, John Quincy Adams.
00:41:03Well, our ancestors
00:41:05go all the way
00:41:06back to Vlad the Impaler.
00:41:10Let's see,
00:41:11that one's a praying mantis
00:41:12and this one's
00:41:13a yellow potato bug.
00:41:15Hey, Black next!
00:41:17Come on,
00:41:18who's Black?
00:41:18Dad says that
00:41:37Wednesday inherited
00:41:38his athletic genes,
00:41:40but I inherited
00:41:41his spastic colon.
00:41:46Dr. Philip,
00:41:47please,
00:41:47I implore you
00:41:48to help us.
00:41:49Look,
00:41:49Gomer.
00:41:50That's Gomez.
00:41:52Whatever.
00:41:52I keep regular hours
00:41:53like any man.
00:41:54Why don't you call me
00:41:55at the office?
00:41:55Just don't call me
00:41:56Wednesday.
00:41:57Well, of course not.
00:41:58You don't even
00:41:58dress like her.
00:41:59Ah, Cousin Philip,
00:42:01come here and show us
00:42:01a little of your expertise.
00:42:03Ah,
00:42:04the sport of civilized men.
00:42:06Civilized.
00:42:07Cousin Philip
00:42:07once cleaned me
00:42:08out of my Rolex
00:42:09at this game.
00:42:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:42:14Ah.
00:42:16Oh, good shot.
00:42:17Oh, lovely, lovely.
00:42:22You call that
00:42:23marksmanship?
00:42:25How would you like
00:42:26to put your money
00:42:26where your mouth is?
00:42:27Say, ooh,
00:42:28ten thousand again?
00:42:30Ten thousand
00:42:31of my money
00:42:32against your
00:42:33medical specialty
00:42:35services?
00:42:36You silly fool.
00:42:38I'll bury you.
00:42:39That's never
00:42:39stopped me before.
00:42:41Oh, okay.
00:42:43Oh, excuse me.
00:42:49Look out.
00:42:53Oh, let's go.
00:42:57Hold it.
00:42:59Hey.
00:43:01Ha, ha, ha.
00:43:03Oh, ho.
00:43:04Oh, ho.
00:43:05What are you saying?
00:43:07Oh, ho?
00:43:08Oh, ho.
00:43:09Oh, ho.
00:43:10Oh, ho.
00:43:11Oh, ho.
00:43:11Ho, ho.
00:43:11Ha, ha, ha.
00:43:13Ha, ha, ha.
00:43:13Oh, ho.
00:43:14Oh, ho.
00:43:14Yeah.
00:43:14Run.
00:43:15Oh, ho.
00:43:15Oh, ho.
00:43:16Wow.
00:43:17Oh, ho.
00:43:18Oh, ho.
00:43:19Oh, ho.
00:43:20Hi, ho.
00:43:20Huch.
00:43:20¡Eh, voilà!
00:43:50¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:44:20Substitute for ball and chain, but only after first blows have been exchanged. Agreed?
00:44:26Why don't you just hit the ball a large breath unless you're too lame to use the mallet?
00:44:50I think she's knocked out.
00:44:59Somebody help! Help!
00:45:02¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:46:48No, no es malo.
00:46:51Excepto, ¿do you happen to have any tofu or watercress?
00:46:55No, creo que he usado todo.
00:46:58Vamos a ver.
00:46:59La muerte de la noche.
00:47:02La poesía de la noche ha parecido un poco viejo,
00:47:05pero es difícil de obtener buen stock en este año.
00:47:12Grandmother, grandfather,
00:47:14me gustaría presentarte a tu nuevo médico.
00:47:16¡Woo, woo, woo, wait a minute!
00:47:18How about ping-pong, double or nothing?
00:47:21What do you think, dearest?
00:47:23I'd give my right arm to see you lose.
00:47:29Compadre, you've got yourself a deal.
00:47:31What do you think?
00:47:44What do you think?
00:47:46¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:50:22¡Gol!
00:50:30¡Gol! ¡Suscríbete!
00:50:40¡Begin is luck, Gomez!
00:50:44¡This game is mine!
00:50:46¡C'mon, Philip!
00:50:48All right, come some grace, hello.
00:50:49All right.
00:50:50Prepare to die, you fool.
00:50:51All right.
00:51:18Well done.
00:51:34Hey, what the fuck?
00:51:35What the fuck?
00:51:41Shh, shh, shh.
00:51:43Shh.
00:51:45All right.
00:51:46Let's split up.
00:51:47You take the rest of the guest quarters.
00:51:49I'll take the lady's sign.
00:52:03All right.
00:52:04You can breathe.
00:52:07Simon didn't say breathe.
00:52:09There you are.
00:52:18Gina, your mother has been looking everywhere for you.
00:52:21They're going to be playing pinata down in the lounge before dinner.
00:52:26Oh, look at that.
00:52:27Come on.
00:52:28Hit it.
00:52:28What a door.
00:52:36What a door.
00:52:40What's the key thing in here?
00:52:42Can't you at least turn up the electric blanket some more?
00:52:44I did.
00:52:46I turned this thing all the way up.
00:52:49I can't believe she probably didn't have the stupid thing plugged in.
00:52:58Hurry up, Joff.
00:53:00My toesies are turning into icicles.
00:53:02Damn, baby doll.
00:53:03I just can't find the switch here.
00:53:06Oh, the floor is soaking wet in here.
00:53:09I think our work here is done.
00:53:28Come on, honey.
00:53:36We're getting out of here right now.
00:53:38I can't walk out of here looking like this.
00:53:42What if somebody sees me?
00:53:44For crying out loud, Melinda, don't you realize what's going on here?
00:53:47We've been nearly poisoned.
00:53:48We just got electrocuted.
00:53:49I swear, if we spend the night in this dump,
00:53:51there's a strong chance we're going to wake up dead.
00:53:58Not now, dear.
00:54:02We'll be late to dinner.
00:54:04The late Gomez and Morticia Adams.
00:54:08Oh, I like the sound of that.
00:54:14How do I look?
00:54:16Dressed to kill.
00:54:18Or at the very least, to maim.
00:54:21Coming, children.
00:54:22We thought we'd skip dinner tonight.
00:54:25And dig up a few old relatives.
00:54:27You mean Tom and Madeline Primrose, don't you?
00:54:30Yes, Mother.
00:54:31Do you realize that the groundskeeper would likely skin you alive
00:54:34if he caught you disturbing their place of eternal rest?
00:54:37Yes, Mother.
00:54:39Well, go on, then.
00:54:39Run along.
00:54:42Lurch?
00:54:43Are you coming to dinner?
00:54:51It's not often he sleeps so soundly.
00:54:53At least not without being first changed with cement floor.
00:54:57I just hope he doesn't start sleepwalking again.
00:54:59I'll never get rid of the stench.
00:55:27Oh, God.
00:55:31I think I'm going to be sick again.
00:55:40Put that drug book away!
00:55:43Why don't you just go do something like normal children?
00:55:45Go watch TV or something.
00:55:47Speaking of which,
00:55:48I insist you stop hanging around with them.
00:55:51Especially that sadistic-looking little creep.
00:55:54Pugs-like.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Have they lost their minds entirely?
00:56:10Don't you, dear?
00:56:11Well, I can't help it.
00:56:13It's so hideous.
00:56:18Don't worry about your mom.
00:56:20She'll never know.
00:56:21Besides, we've never lost anyone on the dig.
00:56:24We've gained a few bodies,
00:56:26but never lost any.
00:56:28Besides,
00:56:29after tonight,
00:56:30you'll never think of worms the same way again.
00:56:33Mr. DJs,
00:56:38could we have a poker, please?
00:56:40No, please.
00:56:41I'm begging you.
00:56:42Play something dark and passionate.
00:56:44A funeral march.
00:56:46A dirge, perhaps.
00:56:47Yo, yo, yo,
00:56:48fruity white boy.
00:56:49We've got it coming.
00:56:50Kick it, baby.
00:56:52Close enough.
00:56:53Care to dance?
00:56:54Ah, qué bueno.
00:57:21¡Ay, no, ay, no!
00:57:51You and Benicio's food's so cool.
00:57:53You wish you could be
00:57:54so, so amazed with your bums of the white.
00:57:57Romance and passion come from inside.
00:57:59Oh, my God.
00:58:03Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:58:09Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:58:13¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:02:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03:39Come on back.
01:03:40Oh, putty.
01:03:40Oh, putty.
01:03:45Come on.
01:03:49¡Vamos!
01:03:51¡Vamos!
01:03:57¡Vamos!
01:04:03¡Güey!
01:04:19¡Vamos!
01:04:21¡Vamos, vamos!
01:04:29Because, as for me, I d rather see you all
01:04:32roasting in the deepest pits of hell!
01:04:42Here, here, here, here!
01:04:45You must admit, the man has a way with words!
01:04:49¡No!
01:04:53¡It's one thing to be the man's son of a sport!
01:04:55¡But that wasn't enough for you, was it?
01:04:57¡Oh, no!
01:04:58¡You had to turn my own family against me!
01:05:01¡And rob me of my rightful inheritance!
01:05:03Dr. Philip,
01:05:05¡You give me altogether too much credit!
01:05:08¡No!
01:05:12¡No!
01:05:13¡No!
01:05:13¡I take it we're no longer limiting the stakes to $10,000, ¿eh?
01:05:24¡Somebody help! ¡You'll kill him!
01:05:26¡To the death!
01:05:29¡To death!
01:05:39¡No!
01:05:43¡No!
01:06:11¡No!
01:06:12¡No!
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01:07:54¡Ahhh, es Granny!
01:08:12¡Ah!
01:08:17Parece que finalmente vamos a ver cómo el agua se hace en la familia.
01:08:22¿Eh, Darlene?
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01:10:50What have you done with the rest of my family?
01:10:56I demand to know all the hideous details.
01:11:04They can't hold us here like this.
01:11:08There are no leg irons, no thumb screws, no Iron Maiden.
01:11:18Gomez, did you hear that?
01:11:19It reminds me of the children.
01:11:23It's such a beautiful neighbors.
01:11:24Oh, no, look out!
01:11:26Oh, no, oh, no, my brains, they're leaking.
01:11:30Oh, no, I can see my stomach.
01:11:33May I take a look now?
01:11:36It's your funeral.
01:11:39Oh, no, my brain is leaking.
01:11:43You obviously come from a troubled home life.
01:11:54And based on what I have seen so far, it is a miracle they have lasted this long.
01:11:58Oh, those poor little dears.
01:11:59They are desperately in need of a stable home environment.
01:12:02One that is nurturing, supportive, loving.
01:12:06As a concerned relative, I feel I must step forward and do my part.
01:12:13Oh, I will help them.
01:12:16I will take them in.
01:12:18I will give them a happy childhood I never experienced.
01:12:23You are one strange-looking little dog.
01:12:36What do you think, Butcher?
01:12:39What do you think we ought to do with your freaky little friend?
01:12:42I see you like Eugene, Mordecai, and Clyde.
01:13:04Pretty soon, you four will be a quartet.
01:13:12Oh, wow!
01:13:14This is awesome!
01:13:16Oh, boy!
01:13:18Oh, boy!
01:13:19Oh, boy!
01:13:20I preferred to start with your brother.
01:13:23But the police felt you had a more immediate need for my services.
01:13:30Oh, boy!
01:13:31Stormare is going to be jealous!
01:13:38Oh, boy!
01:13:42We can't just stand here.
01:14:12We are Adamses.
01:14:15We are a family, a single unit.
01:14:19Can the arms and legs and other various appendages of a man continue to live on after they have been torn asunder?
01:14:28No, I say, no!
01:14:31I mean, sure, perhaps for a little while under certain laboratory conditions, but not for the long haul.
01:14:37Gomez, you're frightening me.
01:14:40Please, go on.
01:14:41I demand a reunion, dear one.
01:14:46A reunion, nothing less.
01:14:48We must tear down these walls and rip apart our shackles, even if we die violently in the attempt.
01:14:56You're free.
01:14:57Okay, that works for me, too.
01:15:00We're free.
01:15:01Gomez, my love.
01:15:02Fate has saved us again.
01:15:04Or even better.
01:15:06Perhaps it's one more miscarriage of injustice and an overburdened legal system.
01:15:12Close.
01:15:12Close.
01:15:13You've made bail.
01:15:15Hey!
01:15:18Walter Adams!
01:15:20You think I just sit around and let that stupid family of mine get away with what they've done to you?
01:15:26Here are the keys to your rig.
01:15:27You look like you've been through hell and back.
01:15:32Go on.
01:15:33You're just saying that.
01:15:34No, Walter.
01:15:36I think I've tracked down the rest of your family, Gomez.
01:15:54We'd better get the big one pushed before his air runs out.
01:16:01Ha-ha!
01:16:03You know, that family reunion wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
01:16:08But I want to go home.
01:16:10I know, Pugsley.
01:16:11Me, too.
01:16:12It's just not the same without our own family here.
01:16:16But for now, we simply have to make the best of things.
01:16:20What if we wake them up?
01:16:21Don't worry.
01:16:23I padlocked all their doors.
01:16:28Oh, Lurch.
01:16:30Eight feet of dirt above you.
01:16:32A tiny, cramped coffin.
01:16:35The insanity building inside of your head.
01:16:39Oh, how I envy you.
01:16:43Better hurry, Gomez.
01:16:45Daybreak is coming.
01:16:47Threatens to ruin the entire mood.
01:16:50Pay dirt!
01:16:51Lurch, are you in there?
01:16:59Ha-ha!
01:17:01Good to have you back behind the wheel, Lurch.
01:17:06Come on, Butcher.
01:17:08Come on, you little pipsqueak.
01:17:11Don't you want to take a nice big bite?
01:17:13Say, such a beautiful day.
01:17:36Why don't you all go out and play together?
01:17:43Okay.
01:17:43Okay.
01:17:44Come on, Doc.
01:17:52Come on, Doc.
01:17:54Is that all you got?
01:17:55Bar-B-Q time.
01:18:02Come on, Doc.
01:18:04Come on, Doc.
01:18:05Come on, Doc.
01:18:06Is that all you got?
01:18:07Bar-B-Q time.
01:18:08Come on, Doc.
01:18:08Come on, Doc.
01:18:09Come on, Doc.
01:18:10Is that all you got?
01:18:11Bar-B-Q time.
01:18:12Bar-B-Q time.
01:18:20Put me down.
01:18:21Put me down.
01:18:22Bar-B-Q time.
01:18:23Bester, are you all right?
01:18:24¡Me siento como un millonvolto!
01:18:28¡Cum, tenemos que salir de aquí antes de los guardas de seguridad.
01:18:35¡Oh, bien!
01:18:38¡Puedes volver aquí a algún momento para una visita!
01:18:43¡Brother!
01:18:47¡Dónde está!
01:18:54No, no, no, no, no.
01:19:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19:54No, no, no, no, no.
01:20:24Oh dear, I'm so sorry your children had to be exposed to that, that element.
01:20:30Watch where you're going, you rogue mob.
01:20:44Oh dear, I'm so sorry your children had to be exposed to that, that element.
01:20:50Oh dear, I'm so sorry your children had to be exposed to that, that element.
01:20:56Oh dear, I'm so sorry your children had to be exposed to that element.
01:21:02Oh dear, I'm so sorry your children had to be exposed to that element.
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01:21:38Don't forget to look me up
01:21:39Oh, but that waltzer reminds me of grandma and grandpa in their younger days
01:21:57Oh, it pains me so that we had to put them in a hole
01:22:00Especially one with so many cheerful flowers and that awful air conditioning
01:22:05I baked a shortcake for dessert, Martha Stewart
01:22:10Oh, I still don't understand what is keeping Philip so late at the office
01:22:16I hope you're all ready for a big meal
01:22:36I spent the entire morning down on the interstate
01:22:39What is it? Fruit goulash?
01:22:42Fresh from the garden
01:22:43I'll call 911
01:22:44Where are Fester and the kids?
01:22:48Oh, Fester
01:22:49I was just helping the kids with the fireworks
01:22:53Oh, don't worry, cousin Ed, don't worry
01:22:58Butcher won't bite
01:23:00Butcher's a good boy
01:23:03Wheeahhh
01:23:10BITCH
01:23:12Wheeah
01:23:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:23:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:24:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:24:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:25:25Gracias por ver el video.