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00:00:00Excuse me, it's okay.
00:00:02It's okay. It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:05It's okay.
00:00:07Let me help her back.
00:00:30It's okay, it's okay.
00:00:33Maruzella, Maruzella.
00:00:42Vedi, questo è Napoli.
00:00:44Napoli è pieno divertimento.
00:00:46Ci sono posti per divertirti e posti che ci sono brutti.
00:01:00Alla prossima.
00:01:06I'm looking for the concert.
00:01:07And then you drive right by it.
00:01:09There it is.
00:01:13Very funny.
00:01:23I think it's gonna be good.
00:01:25Must be.
00:01:30The traffic of Napoli è pieno di uomo.
00:01:34Cazzo.
00:01:35Questa si chiama al primo posto.
00:01:43Shit.
00:01:45C'è un po' il mio valore.
00:01:51C'è un posto?
00:01:52No, non c'è un posto, non c'è un posto.
00:01:55C'è un posto.
00:01:56C'è un posto?
00:01:57C'è un posto.
00:02:00Oh, my God.
00:02:02No, my God.
00:02:04He was here at the moment.
00:02:06He's gone, my God.
00:02:08I didn't feel the trouble.
00:02:10What do you think?
00:02:12She's lost her purse, her purse.
00:02:14No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:16Then you're just hiding her.
00:02:18There's nothing?
00:02:20You just give her a minute?
00:02:22I didn't know if she was standing here.
00:02:24No, no, no, no.
00:02:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:28Where did you have it last?
00:02:30The train station, I think?
00:02:32The exchange group?
00:02:34Oh, Jamie.
00:02:36I'm sorry.
00:02:38That bastard at the train station started when you dropped all your stuff.
00:02:42This is 170, not 70.
00:02:44Where do we need to go?
00:02:46I don't know.
00:02:48I don't know.
00:02:50I don't know.
00:02:52I don't know.
00:02:54I don't know.
00:02:56Where do we need to go?
00:02:58We need sevens.
00:03:10Here we go.
00:03:20Is this it?
00:03:22I think it's nice.
00:03:26It's nice.
00:03:28Yes, I have a credit card.
00:03:30The number's on file on my computer.
00:03:32Yes, I have them here.
00:03:34Okay, five, five, three, three.
00:03:36Seven, six, four, five, eight, seven, nine, one, five, seven.
00:03:40It's nice.
00:03:43Yes, I have a credit card.
00:03:45The number's on file on my computer.
00:03:48Yes, I have them here.
00:03:52Okay.
00:03:535533
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00:04:009157
00:04:0357.
00:04:06Yeah.
00:04:08Expires 12.15.
00:04:11No, she'll definitely need another card sent out immediately.
00:04:14We're here for two weeks.
00:04:17No, I'm working here.
00:04:21Yes, I'll hold.
00:04:23You love how they ask.
00:04:25As if I have a choice.
00:04:27Do you know what I'm going to try to do while I'm here?
00:04:30Besides learn Italian.
00:04:32I don't know why you think that's so ridiculous.
00:04:35I don't at all.
00:04:36I admire you.
00:04:37I just think it's too late for me.
00:04:40That's not true.
00:04:41You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
00:04:44And besides, what's the point?
00:04:47The whole bloody world speaks English.
00:04:49Well, I...
00:04:50I'm going to finally transcribe the tapes.
00:04:53I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen.
00:04:54I always have.
00:04:55You know that?
00:04:56I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen.
00:04:57I always have.
00:04:58You know that?
00:04:59I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen.
00:05:00I always have.
00:05:00You know that?
00:05:01I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen.
00:05:02I always have.
00:05:03You know that?
00:05:04I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen.
00:05:05I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen.
00:05:06I think it's a fantastic idea, Jen.
00:05:07I always have.
00:05:08You know that?
00:05:09You don't sound very supportive.
00:05:10You have my support.
00:05:11I'm sorry if that came out wrong.
00:05:16I just know how emotional listening to them can be.
00:05:21It has been for you.
00:05:23I think enough time has passed.
00:05:24Well, that's great.
00:05:25Yeah.
00:05:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:49No!
00:06:03Why do you think he killed himself?
00:06:08Um...
00:06:10David Foster Wallace?
00:06:13Um...
00:06:14I don't know.
00:06:17You can't get a sense by his writing?
00:06:19You have to read it when I'm done, do I?
00:06:28Do you think he recognized a blank infinity just stretching out?
00:06:34He got to this point maybe where it was just day after day after day.
00:06:38I really don't know.
00:06:40Just so tedious.
00:06:44And then of course he felt guilty.
00:06:46Most people think life is too short and there he was, all the talent in the world, and it wasn't...
00:06:49Jane, can I... can we not talk about this?
00:06:53Just... just... just a bit more than...
00:06:56I love you.
00:06:57I love you too.
00:06:58I love you too.
00:07:01I love you.
00:07:02I love you too.
00:07:03I love you too.
00:07:04I love you too.
00:07:06Love you.
00:07:13Love you too.
00:07:16Love you too.
00:07:35Do you feel alright?
00:07:37Do you feel okay?
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:40Are you sure?
00:07:46Mm-hmm.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:18Yeah.
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:20Yeah.
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:23Yeah.
00:08:24Yeah.
00:08:25I wish that you'd be right now.
00:08:27Oh, my God.
00:08:57Are you sure you won't come with?
00:09:18You'll be so busy.
00:09:21We get boring all alone.
00:09:24I think someone should be here in case the card is delivered.
00:09:27True.
00:09:33Then I think I might go out, see what the world has to offer.
00:09:37If you do, leave me a message, okay?
00:09:42So I can worry about you.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:49I've left you some money here.
00:09:52I'll see you later.
00:09:55Have a good day.
00:09:56I'll see you later.
00:10:21testing okay do you have any stories for my book what kind of stories stories are you prepared
00:10:31before i can ask them a list of stories that dad told me about go ahead and ask from your
00:10:35father's list god rest his soul let's start with the war we went into an air raid shelter my mother
00:10:42your great-grandmother she was shaking sirens wailed and and then there was the sound of a
00:10:49bomb and the man next to us he said i was in a shelter last night with my wife and my little boy
00:10:56and half of it got blown away there was blood in his hair he was all alone that nearly finished my
00:11:04mother you know here we were in this tiny town in england miles from germany from russia from
00:11:12italy from any front lines and this man he had blood in his hair
00:11:19good night
00:11:26cappuccino
00:11:27good night
00:11:30good night
00:11:46we were riding our bikes to school when the germans started firing at us we jumped into a hedge
00:12:03we were terrified but afterwards we couldn't stop laughing
00:12:08it feels now as if i'm the only one who remembers that
00:12:12it's as vivid to me as if it happened yesterday
00:12:16oh hi leonard it's jane i decided to take an impromptu trip to ischia or um ischia as they pronounce
00:12:27it see i'm learning a little bit um anyway i'll be home later i hope you have a good day bye
00:12:35those friends are all dead now there's no one left that's one of my regrets you know
00:12:43sometimes i think i should have had more children not just your father
00:12:48you're all alone now that your parents are gone
00:12:53no brothers no sisters
00:12:55i'm upsetting you
00:13:00let's talk about something else
00:13:03you want to ask me more boring questions about the war
00:13:06all right then
00:13:08uh scusi
00:13:11scusi um the castle
00:13:14castle
00:13:16parlato anglese
00:13:17no no no no
00:13:19no no
00:13:19um
00:13:20castello
00:13:22oreganese
00:13:23andare
00:13:24andare
00:13:25andare
00:13:26si
00:13:26grazie
00:13:27they'd been shot through the neck
00:13:31the bullet went in one side and came out the other
00:13:35and there were all these bomb holes filled with water and he couldn't tell which was the german side and which was the allied side
00:13:42when he came home after something like that
00:13:46you couldn't really complain to him about anything now could you
00:13:50i'm actually going there now to the castle
00:13:52you speak english now
00:13:54yeah
00:13:54why do you think i was italian
00:13:56yeah
00:13:57yes
00:13:57that's great
00:13:58that's cool
00:13:59hey hey hey
00:14:00where are you from
00:14:01london
00:14:03no
00:14:04in america
00:14:04come on
00:14:05main
00:14:06no shit
00:14:07i'm from massachusetts
00:14:08that's crazy
00:14:09that's weird
00:14:10right
00:14:11yeah
00:14:11vacation
00:14:12no
00:14:13are you
00:14:14what
00:14:15are you here on vacation
00:14:16oh
00:14:16sorry
00:14:20i thought you were saying you were on vacation
00:14:22me
00:14:23no
00:14:23so come on
00:14:25my husband is working in naples
00:14:29what does he do
00:14:30he is playing in a concert at the end of the night
00:14:34cool what does he play
00:14:37viola
00:14:38mm-hmm
00:14:39the viola
00:14:41any good
00:14:43yes
00:14:45very
00:14:45how do you keep your violin from getting stolen
00:14:51you put it in a viola case
00:14:55right
00:14:56that's not funny
00:14:58um what's the difference between a viola and a coffin
00:15:01a coffin has a dead person on the inside
00:15:04because viola players are dead
00:15:05because viola players are dead
00:15:07no
00:15:07why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation
00:15:12because even though you know it's coming
00:15:15there's nothing you can do about it
00:15:18i can't help it i've got this weird autistic mind for jokes and i went to this music
00:15:22slash nerd summer camp when i was like 10 and i play the triangle
00:15:25right
00:15:26and i'm an only child so
00:15:28you know understand
00:15:31you look too young to be married you knew we went
00:15:34no
00:15:35no
00:15:36no
00:15:46that's it
00:15:47stop making me feel like a stalker
00:15:48fuck
00:16:02oh hey have you got 50 cents
00:16:06if you can catch it
00:16:11that's
00:16:34what brought you out of here today
00:16:36fairy
00:16:36ha
00:16:37fairy
00:16:38i like it
00:16:41they have this device down in the basement it's like a torture cage they lock you in there until
00:16:46you turn up bones but can you imagine dying by just sitting there that would suck
00:16:52in like the 1300s thousands of families lived in this castle it doesn't smell pretty bad all those people crammed onto this rock
00:17:07wow
00:17:10i know i've been coming here every day and it still gets me
00:17:17only we could kill off all the tourists
00:17:19you're a tourist
00:17:20you're a tourist
00:17:21no i'm not
00:17:23i came out here a few months ago with this volunteer organization dedicated to studying the relic populations of dolphins and whales in the gulf of naples
00:17:33i can't tell if you're joking
00:17:36i'm dead fucking serious
00:17:38no i just didn't want to go to college and they paid for me to come over for connecting flights a 72 hour plane ride but you know it was it was worth it my first time out of the u.s
00:17:48how old are you
00:17:49i'm 19. it's my birthday today
00:17:52is it really
00:17:53uh-huh
00:17:54happy birthday
00:17:54thank you very much
00:17:56yeah so i left the program after like a month
00:17:59FUCK THE RELIC DOLPHINS
00:18:02just stayed on the island because i have this this awesome living situation i'll tell you the short version
00:18:07basically i used to have ancestors in ischia so when i come over i facebook this second cousin twice removed the second cousin twice removed
00:18:13in case you didn't know it's when one person's great grandparent is another person's great great great great grandparent
00:18:18i'd love to hear the long version
00:18:20sorry anyway
00:18:21so this relative gave me the name of this great uncle who lives on the island so i show up
00:18:27he answers the door and he's like the oldest fucker i've ever seen easily pushing a hundred
00:18:31a hundred
00:18:33yeah if not older he's like deaf and blind and about four feet tall he mumbles a couple of things to me in some
00:18:38crazy dialect ushers me inside pours me a glass of wine and leads me to this basement apartment and uh yeah i never left
00:18:48i don't know
00:18:50we talked to
00:19:07I love you, I love you.
00:19:37Love teaches me to feed on flames and tears.
00:19:42To turn withered hope green through desire.
00:19:48To re-enslave my heart each time love frees his noble face from that heavy disdain.
00:19:56Who is that?
00:19:58Vittoria Colonna.
00:20:01Ah, the woman who lived here.
00:20:03You read that in your guidebook this morning, didn't you Jane?
00:20:08Sneaky.
00:20:10Yeah, I've decided to learn Italian by committing to memory all the sonnets she wrote to Michelangelo in English and Italian.
00:20:17I thought Michelangelo was gay.
00:20:19Ah, according to history and the muscular thighs of his sculptures, yes.
00:20:24But that didn't stop her from loving him.
00:20:28Let's hear it then.
00:20:30In Italian.
00:20:31In Italian.
00:20:33Let's hear the poem.
00:20:35Come on.
00:20:36Okay.
00:20:37I'm impressed.
00:20:39I'm impressed.
00:20:41Are you hungry?
00:20:42Why are you going to do this?
00:20:43I'm impressed.
00:20:45Are you hungry?
00:20:46Why are you going to take me out?
00:20:47Yeah.
00:20:48Why are you going to take me out?
00:20:49Yeah.
00:20:50All right then.
00:20:51Okay.
00:20:52Okay.
00:20:53Okay.
00:20:57Two pastors with the...
00:20:58house sauce, please.
00:20:59Two pastors with the house sauce, please.
00:21:01Red.
00:21:02White or red, please?
00:21:03Red.
00:21:04Red, please.
00:21:05Red, please.
00:21:06Red, please.
00:21:07Red, please.
00:21:08I'm impressed.
00:21:10Are you hungry?
00:21:11Why, are you going to take me out?
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14All right then.
00:21:15Okay.
00:21:16Two pastors with the house sauce, please.
00:21:19Red.
00:21:20Red, please.
00:21:21Uh-huh.
00:21:23Grazie.
00:21:24So, you're really not going to tell me what you do?
00:21:27I write freelance articles about parties and fashion.
00:21:30Yeah.
00:21:31All right.
00:21:32All right.
00:21:33All right.
00:21:34All right.
00:21:35All right.
00:21:36All right.
00:21:37All right.
00:21:38All right.
00:21:39All right.
00:21:40All right.
00:21:41All right.
00:21:42About parties and fashion trends in town and country UK.
00:21:46There's something else.
00:21:54I'm writing a book about my grandmother's experiences in rural England, living through two world wars.
00:22:01I recorded her for hours and hours.
00:22:04But now, I don't know.
00:22:08What don't you know?
00:22:11You want to listen?
00:22:12A little?
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:14Yeah?
00:22:15Yeah.
00:22:16No.
00:22:17I love to listen.
00:22:18All tangled up.
00:22:19Oh, God.
00:22:20Okay.
00:22:21Awful as it was, it made you stronger.
00:22:23These days, people whine about all sorts of things.
00:22:24And I'm not one of those old people who think my time had the only joy and the only problems.
00:22:28We all have our own private wars.
00:22:29Every era.
00:22:30But it wasn't that bad.
00:22:31It wasn't that bad.
00:22:32It wasn't that bad.
00:22:33It wasn't that bad.
00:22:34It wasn't that bad.
00:22:35It wasn't that bad.
00:22:36We had to live.
00:22:37It wasn't that bad.
00:22:38It hasn't been bad.
00:22:39It wasn't that bad.
00:22:40I didn't even think about it.
00:22:41Yeah, I'm not one of those old people who think my time had the only joy and the only
00:22:42problems.
00:22:43It made you stronger.
00:22:45These days, people whine about all sorts of things.
00:22:49I'm not one of those old people who think my time had the only joy and the only problems.
00:22:54We all have our own private wars every era, but it was nothing like.
00:23:00It really brought people together, the war.
00:23:02We helped each other during that time.
00:23:05We had to laugh. We had to smile.
00:23:08Well, if not for ourselves, then for the people we'd lost.
00:23:11I'll shut that thing off. Would you get it out of my face?
00:23:18That is like... it's like a window in time.
00:23:22The sort of thing you wish you always did before someone died, you know?
00:23:27My husband thinks I'm never going to finish it.
00:23:30I shouldn't care what anyone thinks.
00:23:32We met while I was recording her.
00:23:35Bonding over Granny, huh?
00:23:38Make it sound perverse.
00:23:40That's what it was, right?
00:23:41I got pregnant, so we got married.
00:24:01I lost the baby.
00:24:05I'm sorry.
00:24:06I didn't go back after that to the States.
00:24:31Did you, uh, did you ever hear that story about the Red Strain?
00:24:43I think I might have. Tell me.
00:24:45It's like this Asian proverb says that anyone you're destined to meet, like your soulmate or your family or, you know, someone you bump into on the street, we're all connected by this red string.
00:25:05It can be tangled or stretched, but it can never be broken.
00:25:12It can be tangled or stretched, but it can never be broken.
00:25:12There's this moment in the tape.
00:25:21I'm sitting, waiting in the airport bar for my flight.
00:25:24And I'm talking into the recorder, rambling on about how I'm about to embark on this amazing adventure and how I'm going to show World War II from a totally different perspective.
00:25:37But...
00:25:38I don't know if it's that interesting.
00:25:48That's the whole point, isn't it?
00:25:51Keeping it interesting for yourself.
00:25:54Maybe.
00:25:55Maybe.
00:25:56Maybe.
00:25:57Maybe I just want to write about nothing.
00:26:00Everything is nothing.
00:26:01All the best.
00:26:02Compliano.
00:26:03Grazie.
00:26:04Grazie.
00:26:05Make a wish, huh?
00:26:06Make it great.
00:26:07Okay.
00:26:08Bravo!
00:26:09Bravo!
00:26:10Bravo!
00:26:11Hey!
00:26:12What do you mean I'm ready to know?
00:26:23What do you mean Marissa?
00:26:29Like...
00:26:30Hey!
00:26:32I'm ready.
00:26:37What?
00:26:38Grab my hand.
00:26:39Wait!
00:26:40Go, go, go!
00:26:41Oh my gosh!
00:26:42Oh my gosh!
00:26:43Oh my gosh!
00:26:44Oh no!
00:26:45What?
00:26:46What do you mean?
00:26:52Hey!
00:26:53Hey!
00:26:54Hey!
00:26:55It's the carabinerie!
00:26:56Is it police?
00:26:57No!
00:26:58No!
00:26:59No!
00:27:00No!
00:27:01No!
00:27:02No!
00:27:03No!
00:27:04No!
00:27:05No!
00:27:06No.
00:27:07No!
00:27:08No!
00:27:09No!
00:27:10No!
00:27:11No!
00:27:12No!
00:27:13No!
00:27:14No!
00:27:15No!
00:27:16No!
00:27:17No!
00:27:18No!
00:27:19No!
00:27:20No!
00:27:21No!
00:27:22No!
00:27:23No!
00:27:24No!
00:27:25No!
00:27:26No!
00:27:27It'd make you feel better if I said I said the whole thing up.
00:27:30Yes!
00:27:31It's true!
00:27:32Yes!
00:27:33It's true!
00:27:34I made the check when I went to the bathroom.
00:27:40You're horrible.
00:27:42You're horrible.
00:27:44You're really horrible.
00:27:45Come on, let's go.
00:27:46Come on.
00:27:48Quick.
00:27:49Let's go.
00:27:51Why are we still running?
00:27:53I don't know why we're still running.
00:28:04Oh, my gosh.
00:28:14What about my nose?
00:28:21We come back?
00:28:23Maybe.
00:28:26Maybe is not a no.
00:28:29And since I don't have a phone,
00:28:31you're going to have to give me your number.
00:28:33For cheap thrills and future crimes committed.
00:28:37No.
00:28:40Fair enough.
00:28:50I've got to go catch a fairy.
00:28:57Hey.
00:28:58Why do violists keep their viola cases on their dashboards?
00:29:19Why?
00:29:20So they can park in a handicapped spot.
00:29:29Oh.
00:29:32Happy birthday.
00:29:35Oh.
00:29:39But you're so familiar with me.
00:29:47Good age.
00:29:54Ooh.
00:29:55Ooh.
00:29:55Ooh.
00:29:56Ooh.
00:29:56Ooh.
00:29:57Ooh.
00:29:58Ooh.
00:29:58Ooh.
00:29:59Ooh.
00:29:59Ooh.
00:30:00Ooh.
00:30:01Ooh.
00:30:02Ooh.
00:30:02Ooh.
00:30:03Ooh.
00:30:03הוא.
00:30:34You're awake.
00:30:52Yeah, I've got so much of this stuff to get through.
00:30:56Got through.
00:30:58Nice.
00:30:58Nice.
00:31:28You too.
00:31:29Shit.
00:31:30Jane.
00:31:31Tony.
00:31:32Got some pastries.
00:31:46You still asleep?
00:31:51Jane.
00:31:53Jane.
00:31:54Jane.
00:31:55Jane.
00:31:56Jane.
00:31:57Jane.
00:31:58Jane.
00:31:59Jane.
00:32:00Jane.
00:32:01Jane.
00:32:02Jane.
00:32:03Jane.
00:32:04Jane.
00:32:05Jane.
00:32:06Jane.
00:32:07Jane.
00:32:08Jane.
00:32:09Jane.
00:32:10Jane.
00:32:11Jane.
00:32:12Jane.
00:32:13Jane.
00:32:14Jane.
00:32:15Jane.
00:32:16Jane.
00:32:17Jane.
00:32:18Jane.
00:32:19Jane.
00:32:20Jane.
00:32:21Jane.
00:32:22Jane.
00:32:23Jane.
00:32:24Jane.
00:32:25Jane.
00:32:26Jane.
00:32:27Jane.
00:32:28Jane.
00:32:29Jane.
00:32:31Jane.
00:32:32Jane.
00:32:33Jane.
00:32:34Jane.
00:32:35Jane.
00:32:36Jane.
00:32:37Jane.
00:32:38Jane.
00:32:39Jane.
00:32:40Jane.
00:32:41Jane.
00:32:42Jane.
00:32:43Jane.
00:32:44Jane.
00:32:45Jane.
00:32:46Jane.
00:32:47Jane.
00:32:48Jane.
00:32:49Jane.
00:32:50Jane.
00:32:51Jane.
00:32:52Jane.
00:32:53Jane.
00:32:54When you were 19, the world just felt so open and carefree and full of possibility.
00:33:01You reminded me of that.
00:33:04At that time.
00:33:05You were 19 when we met?
00:33:07Yeah.
00:33:08I wouldn't have described you as carefree back then. Not at all.
00:33:11Well, I felt nostalgia.
00:33:14Or something for youth.
00:33:15You're not old, Jane.
00:33:18We ran out on the bill.
00:33:20You just ran out? What do you mean you ran out on the bill?
00:33:23Perhaps I'm not explaining it well. It was...
00:33:27It was fun.
00:33:29It was just fun.
00:33:40How was work?
00:33:43The conductor's actually a descendant of Walter Lake, which is fascinating.
00:33:48The three of us should plan a dinner before we leave.
00:33:50I'd like that.
00:33:54Jane?
00:33:59Oh my God.
00:34:01This is Caleb.
00:34:03Hi. No, no, we were just talking about you.
00:34:04We were? That's so weird.
00:34:07Sit, please. Sit down. Join us.
00:34:09What?
00:34:10Ugh.
00:34:12You have a chance of a run.
00:34:13I know, right?
00:34:18I'm off to you when I get back pretty soon.
00:34:21That's okay. I already ate, so I'll just grab a coffee or something.
00:34:24Can I have the check, please?
00:34:25In a cafe, pour, pour, pour?
00:34:26Oh, no thank you.
00:34:27Jane?
00:34:28Jane?
00:34:29Jane?
00:34:30Jane?
00:34:31Jane?
00:34:32Jane?
00:34:33Jane?
00:34:34You don't smoke?
00:34:35Jane?
00:34:36Yes, I do.
00:34:37Sometimes, at parties.
00:34:38You didn't know that.
00:34:39Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:34:47Jane?
00:34:48You don't smoke?
00:34:50Yes, I do.
00:34:52Sometimes, at parties.
00:34:55You didn't know that.
00:34:57Well, I don't do it a lot.
00:35:01Grazie.
00:35:02Grazie.
00:35:04Grazie.
00:35:08Italian food's so overrated.
00:35:11I love it.
00:35:12There's no variety.
00:35:14English food, on the other hand.
00:35:16Say what you like about it.
00:35:18There's nothing like a good steak and kidney pie.
00:35:21I went to this party the other day in this villa owned by this old, drunk ex-pat.
00:35:26They had, like, a private chef and everything.
00:35:29And, uh, they were serving this, like, loaf of meat covered in sauce with all these other loaves.
00:35:35And this girl came over to me and said it was cat.
00:35:38No.
00:35:39No joke.
00:35:40Like, a roasted mommy cat and her kittens.
00:35:43That is disgusting.
00:35:46True story.
00:35:51Why don't you tell Leonard one of your viola jokes?
00:35:57Go on.
00:35:59You're selling my ant.
00:36:01Well, come on.
00:36:03Let's hear one.
00:36:06Um...
00:36:08I have one.
00:36:12What is the definition of perfect pitch?
00:36:16What?
00:36:20When you throw a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
00:36:23You didn't just make that up.
00:36:26I did.
00:36:27It's too good.
00:36:28I did.
00:36:29Well, I'm impressed and I'm stealing it.
00:36:32You can pretty much make that joke about any instrument.
00:36:35Hmm.
00:36:38Do you play anything, Caleb?
00:36:40This and that, you know.
00:36:44Shall we?
00:36:46What time to go?
00:36:47Already?
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49I've got to get back to work.
00:36:50Hmm.
00:37:00So what's next on your agenda, Caleb?
00:37:03Um...
00:37:04I'm thinking...
00:37:05Tibet.
00:37:06Oh, Tibet.
00:37:07Really?
00:37:08Yeah, there's this thing called the Shantan Festival at the end of the summer.
00:37:10Yeah, I've heard about that.
00:37:11That's where the Buddhist monks unroll all the tapestries on the hill, right?
00:37:16The monks, the monks, the monks.
00:37:18So pretty.
00:37:19How do you support yourself?
00:37:21You know, a bit of this, a bit of that.
00:37:28All right, then.
00:37:30I'll walk you.
00:37:31Does anybody have a pen?
00:37:32You got a pen?
00:37:33Yeah, I have a pen.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:48I have a piece of paper.
00:37:50You guys should definitely come over to the island.
00:37:52I'll take you somewhere fun, you know.
00:37:54Don't knock on the front door.
00:37:55Come around the side.
00:37:57I need Regina.
00:37:59This...
00:38:01There you go.
00:38:05And thanks again for yesterday.
00:38:07Oh, no problem.
00:38:10Okay.
00:38:13Ciao.
00:38:20How stoned are you?
00:38:22Come on, man.
00:38:23We should tell him to pop.
00:38:24It's not a big deal.
00:38:27So you're saying you smoke back at her?
00:38:30Occasionally.
00:38:32Hey, can we do something fun tonight?
00:38:34Sure.
00:38:38I'm fine from here.
00:38:40Okay.
00:38:41See you after work.
00:38:42Yep.
00:38:43I'll be waiting.
00:39:12Hey.
00:39:14God, you scared me.
00:39:16Are you following me?
00:39:18Maybe.
00:39:19Is that weird?
00:39:21Yeah.
00:39:22Yeah.
00:39:31I couldn't sleep last night.
00:39:36You told me you were staying near the port, so I got the first ferry this morning.
00:39:40I came looking for you.
00:39:41And I can't believe I found you.
00:39:45Because of all men.
00:39:47Yeah.
00:39:48Here.
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:56Stephen.
00:39:57Yeah.
00:40:04What are we doing?
00:40:29I think we're making it out.
00:40:31It's so sexy and beautiful.
00:40:36It's so beautiful.
00:40:43I can't do this.
00:40:55I can't do this.
00:41:08What?
00:41:09What?
00:41:10Why?
00:41:22Do you do this a lot?
00:41:23What?
00:41:24Do you do this a lot?
00:41:26What?
00:41:27Do you seduce women?
00:41:28Is this what you do?
00:41:30You need to be less serious.
00:41:37Don't feel like me.
00:41:39Don't feel like me.
00:42:09Don't feel like me.
00:42:10Homeless than me.
00:42:11Sheков Umfrey, to make my commitment.
00:42:13She doesn't have toトっこ.
00:42:14Do you need to...
00:42:15She does not read the sentences?
00:42:17There's no one for coming.
00:42:18Let them do this.
00:42:19You know what?
00:42:20Do you need to cancel the sentence?
00:42:21Why?
00:42:22I need to cancel the sentence...
00:42:24.......
00:42:26There was one boy from Belgium, he was lovely, he had a moustache, my mother hated moustaches.
00:42:54But he was shipped off. I never saw him again. Anyways, I met your grandfather not long after and we got married.
00:43:08Was it love at first sight with grandpa?
00:43:11Love at first sight? Stop that thing.
00:43:15I know. You're home early.
00:43:24I do deserve that.
00:43:29And I just left my husband.
00:43:33Jane, I'm sorry, just give me a minute. I have a hell of a mess in my bed. I've got so much stuff to do.
00:43:43Sorry, darling.
00:43:45Hey, do you still want to do something fun tonight?
00:43:48Yeah, absolutely. Lots of dinner. I thought we'd just stay in here. The two of us. I've just got to work this thing out for tomorrow.
00:43:56Okay.
00:43:57Okay. I'm sorry.
00:44:27Okay.
00:44:54Leonard, can we talk?
00:45:24Say cheese.
00:45:32You should kind of be in the middle.
00:45:36Hold on a second.
00:45:50That's what our living room is missing.
00:45:54What did you do?
00:46:08Put my hand over my mouth.
00:46:10You did?
00:46:12What did you do?
00:46:14Just wave.
00:46:16What did you do?
00:46:18What did you do?
00:46:20I don't know.
00:46:22I love you.
00:46:24I love you.
00:46:26I love you.
00:46:28Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:48:59Hi.
00:49:01Did I wake you?
00:49:03No.
00:49:06I think I need to be less serious.
00:49:08Yeah.
00:49:12I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:16Okay.
00:49:17I'm going to put my pants on.
00:49:47I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:17I'm going to put my pants on.
00:50:47I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:17I'm going to put my pants on.
00:51:47I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:17I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:47I'm going to put your pants on.
00:52:48I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:49I'm going to put my pants on.
00:52:50About those cats you said that
00:52:57Were you you're delicious
00:53:17You made me feel nervous
00:53:20You make me feel calm
00:53:47Want a drink?
00:53:49Is that him?
00:54:12Yeah, he just shuffled around all night
00:54:14It must be lonely
00:54:18It must be lonely
00:54:18This is how But this is amazing
00:54:22But now you have the honor of your pronouns
00:54:25I jakbycía
00:54:25This is how I'm afraid
00:54:27So thank you
00:54:27I want you to share
00:54:28So if you want to share
00:54:29Thank you
00:54:29You should give spoilers
00:54:30Thank you
00:54:31This is about you
00:54:31Thank you
00:54:32I do that
00:54:34Thank you
00:54:37Thank you
00:54:38Thank you
00:54:39Thank you
00:54:40Thank you
00:54:40Thank you
00:54:41Thank you
00:54:41Thank you
00:54:44Thank you
00:54:45Thank you
00:54:46Thank you
00:54:46Amen
00:54:46It's a little bit
00:55:47I didn't sleep at all last night.
00:56:14Where have you been?
00:56:17Just walking.
00:56:19All night.
00:56:21I've been thinking.
00:56:23You left your phone here. I had to plug it in.
00:56:27We need to talk, Leonard.
00:56:28I have to go to work.
00:56:33Can you be late?
00:56:34No, I can't be late.
00:56:39Leonard.
00:56:40Jay, whatever you have to say to me, I want to hear it.
00:56:44I've committed myself.
00:56:46People are depending on me.
00:56:48I have to go to work.
00:56:49Okay.
00:56:52Okay.
00:57:22If it wasn't the war, it would have been something else.
00:57:31There's always something else, isn't there?
00:57:34That's the thing. That's the thing about struggle.
00:57:48I'm going to make some tea. Do you want some?
00:57:50I'm all right.
00:57:59If you go out like that again, just tell me.
00:58:03No worry.
00:58:05Okay.
00:58:08I can't seem to figure out what's going on in your head.
00:58:11Do you think everything we've been through actually does us any good in the long run?
00:58:31Or do we just make out struggle to be something meaningful because that's all most of us have?
00:58:40I'll tell you, next time we come to Italy, to get a proper kitchen.
00:58:56I don't know what you want me to say, Jane.
00:59:07If one little thing had changed in my grandmother's life, I might not be here.
00:59:32Sometimes I worry I'm not honoring her.
00:59:44With the book?
00:59:48No, with my life.
00:59:50This is it, you know.
00:59:58It ends with me.
01:00:04In the harvest time, we all went to the field where they were cutting the corn.
01:00:08Everyone was chasing rabbits, and then we had our tea in the harvest fields.
01:00:21The horses.
01:00:22Yeah.
01:00:28The horses back then, they were kept beautifully.
01:00:30Dad used to dress them all up, brass things, and little horseshoes.
01:00:38He put braids on them.
01:00:40They used to be gorgeous.
01:00:42What are your plans for tomorrow?
01:00:46There was one.
01:00:48Duke.
01:00:49He was a Clydesdale I used to ride down to the marshes.
01:00:53Every night when he finished working.
01:00:55They were lovely days, really.
01:01:08They're gone.
01:01:09For me.
01:01:11Jane.
01:01:13But not for you.
01:01:14Jane.
01:01:16You know, it's different for you.
01:01:18In some ways, it's easier.
01:01:20You haven't got the war.
01:01:21People don't die as much as they did back then.
01:01:24But in some ways, it's more disjointed.
01:01:30You've got to make your own life.
01:01:33One that you love, and you can't be afraid of the...
01:01:36The time.
01:01:40Time is shiftable.
01:01:41There are moments in my life that I would trade 60 years to have back again.
01:01:56That's the truth.
01:01:58You'll know the truth when you find it.
01:02:01It'll come to you like something you've known before,
01:02:03rather than something you're learning for the first time.
01:02:06You're not going to be afraid of the first time.
01:02:08I'm going to be afraid of the first time.
01:02:09I'm sorry.
01:02:10It's okay.
01:02:11It's okay.
01:02:12Ah!
01:02:13Ah!
01:02:14What is it?
01:02:15Ah!
01:02:16Ah!
01:02:17Ah!
01:02:18Ah!
01:02:19Ah!
01:02:20You all right?
01:02:21Ah!
01:02:22You okay?
01:02:23Yeah, I stung my toe.
01:02:24Ah!
01:02:25Ah!
01:02:26It's bleeding.
01:02:27Ah!
01:02:28It's fine.
01:02:29It's fine.
01:02:30It's fine.
01:02:31It's fine.
01:02:32It's fine.
01:02:33You losing it?
01:02:34Yes.
01:02:35Ah!
01:02:36Fuck.
01:02:38Ah!
01:02:47I met these backpackers last night, Frank and Elsa.
01:02:50She's French, he's German.
01:02:52They're going to Tibet.
01:02:55And I'm going with them.
01:02:59I want you to come with me.
01:03:22A spot where we can talk to him, is that he won home?
01:03:29Oh!
01:03:30Oh!
01:03:31Oh!
01:03:32Oh!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:36Oh!
01:03:38Oh!
01:03:39Oh!
01:03:45Oh!
01:03:47Oh!
01:03:48Oh!
01:03:49Oh!
01:03:50Oh!
01:03:51Hi.
01:04:05Hi.
01:04:07How are you?
01:04:10Long day.
01:04:14God, when are they not?
01:04:17I don't think I'm a chance of doing another thing like this.
01:04:21How's the writing going?
01:04:27I'm feeling inspired.
01:04:32It's fantastic.
01:04:34I think I've figured out the key to finishing the project.
01:04:40Are you listening?
01:04:45You found the key to finishing this project.
01:04:51Well, the water here tastes so funny.
01:05:02Have you ever cheated on me?
01:05:05Oh, Jane.
01:05:06Have you?
01:05:06Can we not?
01:05:09Have you?
01:05:09Absolutely not.
01:05:17Why did you take such a long time to answer that?
01:05:20Because I'm sick.
01:05:22Of what, Leonard?
01:05:24Of it being so hard?
01:05:27Yes.
01:05:27Tedious?
01:05:28I hate talking about sex with you.
01:05:37Is that what we're talking about?
01:05:39Normal people talk about sex, Leonard.
01:05:41And we don't?
01:05:43There's just huge, vacant lots that we don't discuss.
01:05:49Like what?
01:05:50Is there anything you want to ask me?
01:05:53Why?
01:05:53Is there anything you want to tell me?
01:05:55I just want to connect.
01:05:59So you don't feel that we're connected?
01:06:01Do you?
01:06:04I love you.
01:06:05I get it, Leonard.
01:06:15I get it.
01:06:17It's always been this big, serious, grave thing for us.
01:06:20Sex has consequences.
01:06:21Life and death.
01:06:22Mostly death.
01:06:23Jane, please.
01:06:24Let me guess.
01:06:25You don't want to talk about it?
01:06:26No, that's not what I'm saying.
01:06:28You're just...
01:06:28Do you want to have children, Leonard?
01:06:30Of course I did.
01:06:31Not did.
01:06:32Do you want to have children?
01:06:35So did you.
01:06:37But...
01:06:40Say it.
01:06:42Jane.
01:06:42Say it.
01:06:44I can't have children, Leonard.
01:06:48I never will.
01:06:50And if we keep trying, they keep dying.
01:06:53Again and again and again.
01:06:55Please.
01:06:58How does that make you feel?
01:07:01It's not your father.
01:07:05How does it make you feel, Leonard?
01:07:07How does it make you feel?
01:07:10You will never be a father.
01:07:13We can adopt.
01:07:15That's not what you want.
01:07:16Is it?
01:07:18Is that what you want?
01:07:20Hmm?
01:07:22Because I think about it all the time.
01:07:24That the one thing you always wanted,
01:07:29I will never be able to give you.
01:07:41What are you trying to do, Jane?
01:07:43I just want to know that there's a reason for it all.
01:07:46You're not curious about me, Leonard.
01:07:59Not really.
01:08:01What do you want me to know?
01:08:02You shouldn't have to ask.
01:08:04I feel as if you want me to be someone I'm not.
01:08:08Someone that I've never been.
01:08:14I'm leaving you.
01:08:17I've been seeing someone else.
01:08:24See you.
01:08:26Caleb.
01:08:27That kid?
01:08:29Yes.
01:08:31That kid?
01:08:31That child?
01:08:32That kid you've known for two days?
01:08:34It's been longer than that.
01:08:34Please tell me you're joking.
01:08:37Time is shiftable.
01:08:39I don't get it.
01:08:39Leonard.
01:08:41I don't get it.
01:08:42He's asked me to travel with him.
01:08:44Are you sleeping with him?
01:08:48What do you think?
01:08:49I kept waiting for you to see it, to smell it, to sense it.
01:08:59So what?
01:09:00I failed your test?
01:09:02You don't see me!
01:09:19I'm sorry.
01:09:24For what?
01:09:27I'm sorry.
01:09:28For what?
01:09:28I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:29No.
01:09:30Losing my temper.
01:09:31I shouldn't have done that.
01:09:32You had every right to lose your temper!
01:09:34No, no, no, no.
01:09:34If you think that this is what's going to make you feel better, then you should go.
01:09:38You should go with him.
01:09:40You've been through a terrible, terrible thing, Jane.
01:09:44No, that is not what this is about.
01:09:46Of course it is.
01:09:46You don't love me anymore, Leonard.
01:09:49You don't love me!
01:09:50That's rubbish.
01:09:52This is your ticket.
01:09:55The day after my performance, meet me at the train station.
01:10:01Our training's at 4.30.
01:10:03We'll go home together.
01:10:07I want you to do what you need to do.
01:10:13And then come back to me.
01:10:16No questions asked.
01:10:19No guilt.
01:10:22This is good.
01:10:23I want you to do what you need to do.
01:11:43Hi.
01:11:45Hi.
01:11:47You want some?
01:12:01Oh, thanks.
01:12:43Frank and Elsa.
01:12:45Coming over in a couple of hours.
01:12:47Frank bought a car so we're gonna, we're gonna head out in a couple of weeks or so, you know.
01:12:55I'm thinking of driving through Romania and then Ukraine and down through Russia and through Kazakhstan and then straight to Tibet.
01:13:35ORGAN PLAYS
01:14:05Ciao, buona fortuna
01:14:10Ciao
01:14:35Jase!
01:14:54You've got to come over to this side
01:14:59Train's going to be here in a minute
01:15:01It's four in the morning
01:15:28The end of December
01:15:31I'm riding you now just to see if you're there
01:15:37New York is cold, but I like where I'm living
01:15:43There's music on Clinton Street all through the evening
01:15:49I hear that you're building your house deep in the desert
01:16:00Are you living for nothing now
01:16:06Hope you're keeping some kind of record
01:16:11Yes
01:16:13And Jane came by with a lock of your hair
01:16:21She said that you gave it to her
01:16:27That night when you planned to go clear
01:16:33I wouldn't want to live to be 100
01:16:35Why not?
01:16:37I'm not telling you why not
01:16:39Did you ever go clear
01:16:41Now shut that thing off
01:16:44Now shut that thing off
01:16:44All the last
01:16:45All the last
01:16:45All the last
01:16:45All the last
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