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00:00Let's go.
00:23All done.
00:23This is my territory now.
00:30Kids, awesome news.
00:55We are y'all going to Pigeon Forge to visit Dollywood again.
00:58We will be staying for two days at the Dollywood Dream More Resort.
01:02We will go to both parks, the Splash Country and the actual amusement park.
01:07And I expect everyone on their best behavior.
01:10Got that?
01:12Yes, no way.
01:13I am so definitely going to ride the Mystery Mine and Lightning Rod.
01:18Me too.
01:18I am so excited to cool off at the Splash Country.
01:21This is also going to be fun.
01:23Oh, hell no.
01:33Hold it right there, Dave.
01:34Remember when you threw a temper tantrum over wanting to ride the carousel back in 2023?
01:40I better not see you throwing another one of your fits.
01:43Otherwise, you will get grounded.
01:46Also, you're getting five strikes to behave yourself.
01:49So, yeah, you better behave or he else.
01:57Okay, okay.
01:58I am sorry.
02:00Jeez.
02:00I will behave this time.
02:03Aha.
02:04That's what I heard.
02:05All right, everyone.
02:07Let's pack our luggage, get in the car and go to Pigeon Forge for Dollywood.
02:11Okay.
02:21We will be staying in Dollywood for three days.
02:25This is going to be the hotel room we will be staying at.
02:28Let's show you where you will be sleeping at.
02:30Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
02:36The room was a bunk bed.
02:38Katherine.
02:39May I finally-
02:39Please, please, please, please, please, please sleep on it through the entire trip.
02:43No, absolutely not.
02:47Um, why not?
02:49Because Brian and Emma are going to be sleeping on the bunk beds.
02:52You'll be sleeping in another bed.
02:55Oh shucks, but I really want to sleep in the bunk bed.
02:58Can you please let me sleep there at least once throughout the trip?
03:01Pretty please, with a burger on top.
03:04Too bad.
03:05You're not sleeping on the bunk beds for the entire trip.
03:08Not even once.
03:10You will sleep in the bed, I tell you to sleep.
03:13Why the hell let me sleep on the bunk beds?
03:17Let me sleep on the bunk beds?
03:18Let me sleep on the bunk beds?
03:20Let me sleep on the bunk beds?
03:21Do you want to tell you can?
03:23Why?
03:25Dave, cut it out.
03:29What?
03:29But I didn't even do anything.
03:31I am just upset because you wouldn't let me sleep on the bunk bed.
03:35For the last time, I want to sleep on the bunk beds.
03:37Brobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrobrob
03:45YOU KNOW WHAT?!
03:46YOU GET YOUR FIRST STRIKE!
03:48FTIONING THE INSPIRIT CALL AND YOU'RE DONE
03:56CANNIBALL
04:02OBOY!!!
04:03THAT IS SO MUCH FUN!!!
04:04I WANT TO GO AGAIN!!!
04:07All right. We are at Dollywood Splash Country. This is where you're the water rights are gonna be at. Let's go inside and have some fun.
04:22Mom, that ride is so much fun. Can we please ride the River Rush?
04:30Of course you can, Brian. We will all go in the River Rush.
04:34Um, no. I rather pass. This ride looks so scary.
04:40No! That is not a excuse. We came here to have fun. I suggest you get on the ride with us or you're gonna get your second strike.
04:49Okay. Fine. I will get on.
04:53Ah, that's what I heard.
04:55Ah, that River Rush ride is so scary. I was so close from dying. Why?
05:11Seriously, Dave? Why do you have to act like this? Why? You're not going to die. It's just a ride. I know you don't like scary roller coasters, but you should realize the rights are always tested before they are open.
05:28Dave, what are you smiling about?
05:31Come on, Dave. I know you want to ask Catherine and you want to have a little bit of creep falls, but Catherine has gone honestly no to me.
05:37And I know my wife is expecting being a man or not, especially when I call the water coaster like a man and a toddler. What should I do?
05:44Um, nothing. I am going to the Snap Bar to get a drink from the soda fountains, since the River Rush water coaster made he get dehydrated. Especially with this heat wave going on in America.
05:54Alright, Dave. Um, be back quick. I don't know why you are smiling about. But, okay.
06:05Ha ha ha. So long, fuckers.
06:08Oh, boy. That was fun. I'm going on that slide again.
06:28You! Get the fuck out! Did you even read the rules? It said people ages 7 and under are allowed in this area.
06:38Get out! Out out out out out out out out out out out out out!
06:45And that grown man won't let me run the playground. This is so stupid. I am going to see you in some quick one.
06:53Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Look at that right here. It's a grown man screaming and kicking on the floor like a 5 year old.
07:03Not today, you stupid.
07:12Dave! You do not ever kick people like that. What you did is child abuse. You just got your second strike. Three more and you're done. We are going back to the hotel.
07:22All right. We made it to Dollywood. What should we do first?
07:36Um, Katherine, may we ride the Dollywood train called the Dollywood Express?
07:40Sure thing, Dave. This will be the first thing we can do at Dollywood.
07:48All right. It seems like we made it in time for the train. Let's get on the train and enjoy the beautiful views and scenery.
07:55Outro Scenery.
07:59Outro Scenery.
08:07Outro Scenery
08:46Oh, boy. That's a lot of fun.
08:55It sure is, Dave. So, kids, what should we do next?
08:59Well, Mom, I was thinking about going to ride the Wild Eagle roller coaster. The ride looks like a ton of fun.
09:07All right, kids. That sounds like a lot of fun. Let's get going to the Wild Eagle roller coaster.
09:12What the hell? Where did Dave go?
09:15Oh, boy. Carousel. Here I come. Oh, bullshit. Only people ages 10 and under are allowed to ride the horses.
09:23You know what? Put that. I don't care what the sign says. I am going to ride the carousel anyway whether Dolly Parton likes it or not.
09:31What the fuck did I just see is that the childish man child that I kicked out of this place two years ago?
09:48Oh, wait. It is that person. I cannot believe he snuck into my carousel.
09:55You know what? I am going to go search for his ass.
09:59Sir. Did you even read the sign? It says people under the ages 10 and under can ride on the carousel.
10:14Also, did you even get a ticket to go on that? Huh? Get out of this ride this instant.
10:21If I see you back here again, then I am getting security to kick you out.
10:29So, you must be the wife of this man. Right?
10:33I caught your husband sneaking on the carousel when he is not allowed to.
10:37Yep. Tax him. Thank you very much for the notice.
10:41You know what? That is strike three. To me and you are done. Got that? Get up off the field right now for Wild Eagle.
10:51Kids, behold. The Wild Eagle.
10:58What? The fuck? This ride looks so scary. You know what? I am not gonna go ride it. No. No. No.
11:08What if I fall of the ride and die? I don't want to go on that ride. Can I stay outside and watch?
11:15Absolutely not. You have to ride with us no matter what ride we choose.
11:20Be lucky we let you ride on the Dollywood Express train.
11:23You better get on the Wild Eagle roller coaster with us or else you will get your last strikes.
11:29Ugh. Fine. I will get on that ride.
11:32That ride is too scary. I can't wait for that.
11:53Run.
11:55Well, deal with it Dad.
11:57Because we will also be going to ride the Mystery Mine.
12:00And you will be coming with us whether you like it or not.
12:03Ugh. It better not be another roller coaster.
12:07We will see about that.
12:14Behold. The Mystery Mine.
12:20No. I don't want to like this ride.
12:23So long, you fuckers.
12:24Hey. Get back here right now.
12:27Ah!
12:36Please. Get more of this ride this instant.
12:39I don't want to die.
12:40What if the coaster goes upside down and I fall out of die?
12:44Run.
12:46God damn it Dad.
12:47Can you just stop acting like a 5 year old for once?
12:51You're not gonna die.
12:52It's just a stupid ride.
12:54And besides, everything gets tested daily before they get opened.
12:58If the ride wasn't safe, then the ride wouldn't be open.
13:02So, please, get a grip Dad.
13:04God.
13:05Like what Brian said.
13:06You're not gonna die.
13:08It's just a stupid ride.
13:10I better not hear you screaming and crying on the ride like you did at Wild Eagle
13:14or else you will get a 4th strike.
13:30God. What a childish man.
13:32I know, right?
13:34Why does this man have to act like this?
13:37He is weird.
13:39It's too dark in here.
13:54Somebody save me from this ride.
13:56I am going to die here.
13:58Shut the fuck up, Dave.
14:01You're not gonna die.
14:03The ride is safe.
14:04And you cannot get out of this ride.
14:07Stay Dean with it.
14:10Help!
14:11Help!
14:12Help!
14:13Help!
14:14Help!
14:15Help!
14:16Help!
14:17Help!
14:18Help!
14:19Help!
14:20Help!
14:21Help!
14:23Help!
14:24Help!
14:25Help!
14:26Help!
14:27Help!
14:28Help!
14:30''Dev, stop screaming like Big Baby Tom!''
14:33''The light has just slowed down!''
14:36Oh no!
14:37Here comes the scary point.
14:43Goodbye
14:44名utess
14:45będę
15:07Umm, why did we stop? Did the ride malfunction?
15:11Uh, I don't know Bryan
15:15Maybe it is because of your stupid ass husband who is acting like a fucking man child.
15:21Hey!
15:22You screaming ass man child!
15:24Will you shut the fuck up?
15:26It's just a stupid ride.
15:28You have been pissing the customers off to death.
15:30Shut up right now before I call security and they will for real rescue you alright.
15:35Do you understand?
15:36Why this man was so mean to me?
15:43Stop it.
15:44Just stop it.
15:46What is gonna happen to me?
15:55Am I gonna fall and die?
15:57Why?
15:59Dad, can you just shut the fuck up?
16:02It is just a stupid ride.
16:04Get a grip hold ready.
16:06We are about to go to the tip of the tip of the ride.
16:11Good afternoon.
16:12Oh!
16:13Oh fuck.
16:14I am so dead.
16:15Why?
16:16Why?
16:23Why?
16:24Why?
16:25Why?
16:26Why?
16:27Why?
16:28Why?
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16:41Why?
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16:48Why?
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16:52Why?
16:53Why?
16:54Why?
16:55Why?
16:56Why?
16:57Why?
16:58Why?
16:59We're gonna have to talk about your behavior after we get off the Mystery Mine.
17:06Whoa! The ride was so scary. There was so much fire, I thought it was gone by. This ride is evil. It is hell. Whoa!
17:18Cut it out with this dramatic attitude. Dave, how you behaved on the Mystery Mine is unacceptable. You just got your fourth strike.
17:27One. You. And. You. Are. Done. So, you're going to behave on the rest of the trip or else you'll be facing the consequences.
17:36Alright everyone. Now that we got off the Mystery Mine, what ride should we go next?
17:42No, freaking, way. They have the indoor player in, oh my god. It looks like so much fun. I am going to go ask Katherine, if I can go on the indoor player over at Ritten Hollow.
18:01Dave, what are you excited about? Katherine, can I please go on the indoor playground inside the Ritten Hollow area? Pretty please, with a burger on top.
18:16Dave, are you insane? No. Absolutely not. Did you even check the age rating on the playground? It says, only people under age is 12 and under allowed on the indoor play area. You are too old to be playing on the indoor playground and I better not hear you going near that play area or else you get your last strike. Got that?
18:43Okay, okay. Sorry. Geez.
18:46Alright. Here we are. The lightning rod.
18:50Even though I hate roller coasters, once we get to the actual coaster, I am going to sneak out at the right and break one of the real rooms and then sneak me to the hidden hollow player area.
18:59Yeah, that's what I will do. But how am I going to sneak there without Katherine noticing?
19:03I know, I will use the end logic clone on myself. Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
19:09Katherine, I need to go to the bathroom.
19:12Okay, Dave. But we back quick.
19:15Alright, Katherine.
19:17I am ready to go ride the lightning rod with you guys.
19:24Okay then, let's get on the ride.
19:25Hidden hollow play area. Here I come.
19:31Hidden hollow play area. Here I come.
19:32Hidden hollow play area. Here I come.
19:38Hidden hollow play area. Here I come.
19:45Hidden hollow play area. Here I come.
19:52Hidden hollow play area. Here I come.
19:53Hidden hollow play area. This is what I view.
19:55Hidden hollow play area.来 area. Let's get on the screen.
20:08Hidden hollow play area. Let's see if you haven't seen this last night.
20:09I am having so much fun.
20:20I am having so much fun!
20:22I'm glad you're dead.
20:30Just kidding!
20:32So long, prick!
20:34What the?
20:36Did they just disappear?
20:38Shit!
20:50I'm a big hit now!
21:16Walk and talk and play, there's always something new!
21:18Walk from wearing nappies to rock and huggies pull-ups!
21:22Now training super easy with my favorite grown-ups!
21:24I am a big hit now!
21:30You! Better!
21:32Get the fuck out right now!
21:34Did you even read the signs?
21:36The signs said, only people ages 10 and under are allowed on the indoor play area!
21:40That's it!
21:42You're banned from Dollywood for a week!
21:48What the hell?
21:50Why won't you fuckers let me have fun in my life?
21:52Oh, I used to go and be able to play, Graham!
21:54But you wouldn't let me!
21:56You're entire kids!
21:58Run!
22:00Oh wow!
22:02Great!
22:04Look at you, throwing your temper tantrums like a five-year-old crybaby!
22:08Get the fuck up off the floor right now!
22:10You are starting to annoy the customers here at Dollywood!
22:14What?
22:15But I didn't even do anything!
22:16I am just upset that your entire kid won't let me play the indoor playground!
22:20Let me play here some more!
22:22Let me play the player in!
22:24Let me play the player in!
22:26Let me play the player in!
22:28Let me play the player in!
22:30Do you have any kids?
22:32Why?
22:34You know what?
22:50I am calling the fucking manager on your childish troublemaking ass!
22:54Your childish ass is so finished!
22:56Níveis are okay.
22:57No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
22:58Please do not get the manager on me!
23:03You know he hates me so much from him and I've died two years ago rather!
23:10No.
23:40Oh, fucking great. It's you again? Didn't I tell you that if I ever catch you throwing your stupid temper tantrums that I will be kicking your ass out of Dollywood?
24:07You're now banned from Dollywood for two months now. Get up off the floor this instant, or I will call security to escort you out of the park. You are now annoying our guests here.
24:22No. I do not give a shit if you're gonna call security on Mars. For the last time. Let me go on the plane and some more. Bless all the fucking God. I will destroy everything in Dollywood. Run.
24:40Hold on. Where's Katherine, Brian, and Emma at? Aren't they supposed to be here any minute?
24:48They were all severely injured after Dave broke off a piece of the tracks off the lightning rod roller coaster, and now they are being taken to the hospital. I am here to tell Dave Johnson this.
24:59What? So that is how the roller coaster track went off. You know what? I am upgrading your ban from Dollywood for four months, along with a one million dollars fine for the damages done to the lightning rod ride. And you will be paying for everyone's hospital bills.
25:17Also Dave, according to your wife, you just got your fifth and final strike. I am so fed up with your shit. You are lucky they barely survived the mess you have caused, or else you would have faced the ultimate consequence for your actions.
25:32You are now grounded into a cafe when Brian and Emma get out of the hospital, and you will be paying for everyone's hospital bills as punishment for what you did.
25:41You, sir, definitely have to leave. I have heard numerous complaints that you are threatening to blow up my theme park, and I will not tolerate it. Also, I saw on the CCTV footage that you even broke off the tracks of the lightning rod ride. This is not okay. Out out out out out out out out out out.
26:07ASc视 gives slowdown.
26:09Hooaaạnh!
26:11Woah, notelling monies. I want to stay here and play and storyteller or subtitle. What you playing the player then?. What you playing the player then? What you playing the player, then? What you playing the player then? What you playing the player then? What you playing the player, then? What you playing the player. Why aren't you playing the player?! Why aren't you playing the player or?
26:19Work.
26:23Just a fly.
26:25God. What a childish man. This play area is specifically made for people under the ages of 10 and under. You need to grow up and starting acting your age.
26:37jeez
26:39Dave this is your final warning either you get up off the floor and stop acting like a five-year-old man child
26:46Or the security will have you be escorted, and you will be getting banned longer your choice
27:07ah
27:19ah
27:21G R R R R R R R R R R R R R R
27:29You know what?
27:31I had enough of your childish fits
27:33I am calling security to have your ass be escorted out of Dollywood for good.
27:38That's right. You are grown man and you are acting like a spoiled 5 year old crab baby.
27:44I heard it. The guards are coming and they will be kicking you out of my theme park.
27:50Let's go. You are out of here. Once and for all.
27:54Come on you stupid man child. Your ass is out of here. You hear me? Get up right now.
28:04You know what? You'll ask for it. Since you won't let me play on the internet for Ireland, I will not destroy the entire world theme park.
28:13Hey, you better not destroy any more of my properties. You'll suffer big time if you destroy my theme park.
28:23You get the fuck back here right now. Burn you stupid scary ass right of fire.
28:53ahhh...
28:55ooh
28:59the
29:12Absolutely not.
29:42You have crossed the fucking big red line.
29:50How fucking dare you destroyed the entire theme park with a TNT rainstorm.
29:55You know what?
29:56I had enough of your childish ass.
29:59I'm calling the cops on your ass.
30:01Your ass is going to jail for a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time.
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30:35including Splash Country and my dream war resort?
30:38Oh that is so motherfucking it.
30:40You'll be paying a total of five million dollars for the damages done to my own dream park,
30:45your ass is now permanently going to do all of my predators for the rest of your natural-born life.
30:51Police.
30:52Take this psychopath away right now.
30:59Dave fucking Franklin Johnson.
31:01Hands behind your back right now.
31:04You are under arrest for the destruction of property at Dollywood.
31:08You will be paying 500 million dollars for the destruction of the entire theme park and everyone's hospital bills.
31:15And besides, that play area is only meant for people ages 10 and under.
31:20Not fucking adults.
31:22Also, you are banned from all Dollywood properties for the rest of your natural-born life.
31:28I don't even know what to say to you.
31:31Like, this has got to be the worst thing you have ever done in public.
31:35And you even throw your little temper tantrum like a fucking five-year-old crybaby.
31:40And for what?
31:42Over not being allowed to go on the indoor play area, oh how childish are you?
31:46You know what?
31:47You are fucking out of here.
31:49You hear me?
31:50I suggest you keep your fucking mouth shut and you don't ever say a single fucking thing.
31:57I am so speechless of what you did.
32:00Now come on.
32:01Let's go.
32:02You are finished.
32:03Once and for all.
32:04You are finished.
32:05Once and for all.
32:11Well done runner, buddy back to Joe.
32:13Well done runner, buddy back to Joe.
32:15Well done runner, buddy back to Joe.
32:17Well done runner, buddy back to Joe.
32:19Breaking news.
32:24Earlier today, Dollywood, a theme park owned by Dolly Parton has been destroyed by a TNT rain.
32:31Almost $500 million in damages have been reported.
32:35All of this was started when Dave Johnson, famously known as the Childish Dad, threw a temper tantrum over not being allowed on the indoor play area inside Hidden Hollow.
32:46And when he was caught by the manager, and of course, Dolly Parton, he screamed and threw a temper tantrum on the floor.
32:53We will now go to Dolly Parton to see what she has to say about this horrible incident.
33:01Shit. I cannot believe I am in jail and got sued for millions of dollars over wanting to go on the Hidden Hollow Play area of Dollywood.
33:08This is so stupid. I wish I can be free.
33:13Shit. I cannot believe I am in jail and got sued for millions of dollars over wanting to go on the Hidden Hollow Play area of Dollywood.
33:19This is so stupid. I wish I can be free.
33:26Catherine? Is that you? Oh, thank God you're okay. Come and give me a hug.
33:33You're done right. I will give you a hug. You're right.
33:38That's right. Time to unleash my Super Saiyan Rage.
33:44That's right. Time to unleash my Super Saiyan Rage.
33:59Don't motherfucking Johnson. You're in so much freaking trouble right now.
34:03Did you seriously have to derail the Lightning Rod Coaster, causing you blind or not to get as severely injured?
34:09Huh. Oh, how funny. This explains the decoy you set up to trick me on that specific roller coaster.
34:16You know what? You just got your fifth and final streak. Now it's time to reap the reward for your bad behavior.
34:24Help!!
34:54I'll see you next time.
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