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00:00you know being in these woods reminds me of a story have any of you heard of the butcher
00:08he was that weird guy who lived in a shack around here right Lou yeah and everybody kept far away
00:16from him they could tell there was something crazy in his eyes but one night a young bus driver ran
00:23out of gas so he wandered into the woods alone when he was snatched there's even a nursery rhyme
00:31about it in the woods by Eden Lake he waits inside his shack if the butcher catches you you're never
00:44coming oh calm down it's clearly just a lame urban legend that these two are exploiting to make you
00:51guys too scared to go to bed here's your firewood classic older sister move tell me that girl's
01:00name please I think it's Marcy you think her name is Marcy are you sure it's Marcy why is it so
01:05important Henry because when I grow up I'm gonna be in a committed romantic partnership with her
01:21good morning you know when you sleep you do this cute thing where your mouth shuts real tight
01:37yeah when you breathe it kind of sounds like a donkey sign it's kind of like
01:41like that
01:45mm
01:46Lou you coming
01:48crap
01:49well hey where you going let me make breakfast I can make pancakes that look just like Mickey Mouse
01:53that is impressive Bobby and so is yeah wow no notes but I'm not really a pancake gal and I have to
02:03get to work yeah you have to get to work but you need to have to get to play
02:08look I'm gonna go get dressed you just stay here don't come out wait you want me to stay here
02:16until you get home from work I want you to stay until I leave but leave before I get home I love
02:21how complicated you are just don't come out until you hear the front door shut okay yeah sure baby
02:27Baloo I want you to know that I think that your body's pretty yeah wow too
02:33I'll finish those later let's go did you know that running the dishwasher uses three to five
02:44times less water than hand washing and I can't wait to hear all the other water related facts you
02:48have for me at the station saw Marcy last night you talked to Marcy yeah basically same old Marcy
02:54well she cut her hair and she has a baby otherwise same old Marcy she has a baby
02:59mm-hmm Jean-Marc Jean-Marc that's a grown man's name father's no longer in the picture and obviously
03:05I'd I'd be great with a child don't you think and I want to continue this conversation and give you
03:12advice but you know where I get my best advice on the road it's kind of a motion thing let's go
03:16see wait till I heard the front door shut have a great day
03:24I think that's the first person I've seen you hang out with after work is Bobby your best and
03:38only friend I have friends and Bobby name one full name can we get back to Marcy oh Marcy well her
03:47hair aside from the shorter hair which has been working for NGOs all around the world when John
03:52Mark's father left the scene she decided she wanted a stable environment to raise him in so
03:56she moved back and opened her own practice she caught her hair and it looks great how do you feel
04:01about John Mark that must be weird not just the name which is weird great they ruined it don't
04:18tell me I have to go again holy crap that was so cool do you know it isn't cool my bleeding toe
04:23because you guys wanted me to be barefoot Sarah uh what is going on oh hi sorry we're making a movie
04:29well it's a YouTube video for now but one day it'll be a movie oh hey Lily this is what you're
04:36doing on your day off mm-hmm oh so I met Tyler and Sarah at that film course I'm doing and Tyler
04:41was all we want to make a horror short based on the butcher of Edenvale and I was all did you say
04:45horror and did you also say butcher like what do you need that's a ridiculous urban legend
04:50also Sarah is like a legit actress she's been in three local commercials and she had a speaking
04:56rolling demon back war with an epic kill oh impressive we almost hit her oh and the victim
05:02in the butcher urban legend is a male but it's scarier if it's a chick female late lady ma'am ma'am
05:10yeah that's right place the scantily clad woman in peril yeah that's what we're doing hello I'm like
05:17literally freezing I question your use of the word literally also unless you have a permit I'm afraid
05:23that's literally a wrap but we do have a permit I launched the application with the local PLM detailing
05:28the student provided a certificate of insurance authorized by land use permits pursuant to 20
05:32CFR 2920 regulations do you want to see the certificate
05:38it okay let's go again did you hear that yeah what is that it was it was probably just an animal or
05:59something right yeah you just need an excuse to see Marcy again so you can have a casual chat
06:10without seeming too eager should I be taking advice from somebody who just shared a bed with
06:14the dukes first of all shut up second just because I suck at relationships doesn't mean I can't give
06:19you advice on how to have a good one I'm not sure that's true could we not discuss this at work I don't
06:23want my personal life becoming office gossiped don't lie to yourself nobody cares about your personal
06:28life Gladys the waitress at the Pioneer she told me the whole thing said that she saw them talking
06:33last night baby god what did Henry say bonjour what why oh sorry the uh the baby's French
06:41they could be talking about a different French baby it's a male okay attention please there will be no
06:50more talk about my ex-girlfriend's French baby from this point forward no I was talking about the
06:54partial skeleton we found yesterday all context matters Tedkowski sorry um the county lab determined
07:00that the remains were of a male over 20 and that the high acidity in the soil accelerated the decay
07:04so he was actually buried more recently than estimated between 25 to 50 years ago wow okay good job
07:11you know how dad feels about having an unsolved murder on the books but we need to open an
07:15investigation see he and I seriously have nothing in common unsolved murders are my favorite thing
07:20really I thought I was being tall and weird I don't want those kids filming near my property
07:26those cameras send everything right to the government so they can control our every move
07:31you were worried they will force you to take more frequent showers
07:34okay honey better better but maybe you need to remember what I said about insulting the public
07:48even less than that yeah yeah I think a little less than that yeah excuse me what was that about
07:52well Lily is helping some kid make YouTubes in the woods or something don't say YouTubes and we
07:57know it's why I cover phones for Lily while she make this bad movie with terrible actress look at
08:04this clip from demon
08:08I do not believe her tears wow the phone there they will call back if it's emergency dad I want to
08:26investigate a murder yeah I know you do but you know what there needs to be a murder in order to
08:31investigate well there has been one that partial skeleton that Stepkowski found in that half dug pool
08:35the lab revised their estimate it happened in the last 50 years what is job one around here I'd say
08:40it's a three-way time between crime solving crime prevention and pretending this is a functioning police
08:45department he's gonna say making people feel safe making people feel safe what if they aren't
08:49safe someone killed and dismembered a man and got away with it even if you're right and that is a big
08:54if whoever did this is probably long dead by now let's just concentrate on chasing down the
08:59plentiful bad guys that are walking around plentiful bad guys I don't know about you sis but that
09:03doesn't make me feel very safe yeah I'm scared to go home now I'm serious you know we don't have
09:08the resources to work a case this cold so you just need to let it go let it go
09:13don't look at me I need you to keep digging and no one I repeat no one can know about this
09:27you want me to keep something secret from the chief like like don't tell him yes it's the nature of a
09:33secret stepkowski even Lou even Lou okay okay this never happened
09:42all right you guys are too far away from me to hear so I'm just gonna action myself okay rolling
09:54and action I need to get out of here wait I heard something hello is someone there
10:11damn it phone better not be dead yeah
10:19where is she
10:24Sarah where's she go
10:32Sarah where are you
10:34Sarah
10:37Lily yeah that's her necklace
10:55this is so scary
10:59and I mean it in a bad way
11:02what would you want Sarah to know
11:04that we hope she's okay a hundred percent I'm just so worried and not just because I can't
11:09complete my short film without her for these aspiring filmmakers fiction has turned into reality
11:16as their beautiful young leading lady is missing possibly in terrible danger we can only hope and
11:23pray that for her this story has a happy ending he got here fast look how excited he is
11:29sensationalizing a woman in danger just like their stupid movie in every cop show in every episode of
11:34date line it's so gross all right everybody gather around all right listen up first 24 hours the most
11:41critical you have a young lady could be injured could be lost of course we're not ruling out foul
11:45play we have a tip line set up at the station priority one is bring her home safely get after
11:51it it's nice he's taking this case seriously you know if he'd been here for the last seven years you'd know
11:55he's actually very good at his job and usually a total professional so Marcy has a baby who's the
12:02father and and how did you not know this aren't you a detective
12:05hey oh hey you did you check out a mobile command unit you're welcome to use it no don't need it
12:15okay but it's fully decked out top line tech satellite a barista grade coffee machine
12:20glad the sheriff's department is spending their money wisely
12:22i wanted a waffle barber nobody listens to me now that that is a great use of resources you know
12:28everyone's always team pancake but i'm like oh pancakes are trash it's like somebody took a waffle
12:33and decided to take all the joy out of it oh 100 now can i ask you a personal question where do you
12:38stand on french toast i stand over an open garbage can scraping the french toast off my plate wishing i had
12:44a waffle okay well that was a test and you pass with flying colors sir get your wet egg bread off my plate
12:51so where did you skip off to last night that we're gonna be up for a drink
12:57yeah oh whoa what did i i got really sick oh yeah i was puking like so much you know when you just
13:07like puke so much you throw your back out wow yeah it hurt sorry something you ate it was chicken
13:14that was really pink inside oh and i shouldn't have done it i knew it was wrong but i did it anyway
13:21like a dumb dumb and i went home alone was there a tissue chicken because sometimes it was too close
13:29to the heat look brown on the outside yeah it was just chicken
13:32henry
13:40what
13:47i may have found a lead in our unsolved murder i came across an old police report from 1987 of a woman
13:55who got picked up for public drunkenness and apparently she was like shouting that her boyfriend
14:00who was a bus driver was missing but the police never followed up it seems a little thin but go on
14:05well it was also valentine's day and we found that pack of candy hearts among the bones and if he was
14:10and then dismembered please maintain a consistent normal speaking volume right sorry just doesn't
14:16this all kind of remind you of that butcher story he supposedly dismembered a bus driver right
14:20what's your point stepkowski well some urban legends are based in a kernel of truth
14:25and this woman who is missing isn't it possible that 35 years later there's an elderly maniac
14:30snatching new victims in the woods yeah i know i know sorry my older brother used to terrorize me
14:35with the story when i was little and nursery rhymes still haunts me by succumbing to fear you're
14:39only letting your older sibling win stepkowski and they can never win
14:45and then there's a police station now may i direct your call you're psychic and nowhere is missing girl
14:58psychic lady tell me what am i thinking about you right now so you met actress once at comic-con panel
15:07for demon bear four your tip is you are virgin wrong i got you i'm sorry did i not make myself clear
15:18i think you are scum okay maybe now i am being too nice
15:22i'm out in the woods
15:25i can't believe louise didn't know marcy had a baby you'd think one of her friends would tell her at least
15:31i don't know chief lou doesn't really have any close friends
15:34what no she has tons of friends from school from my observations most of them have moved away
15:39or gotten married sir lou married her job wait a minute
15:42she's supposed to be the normal one are you telling me that both of my kids have people problems
15:47well at least henry's got me things didn't keep popping up for him last second we'd hang out like
15:52all the time that just makes me sadder bradley
15:55uh hi can i help you yeah i'm oliver i'm sarah's boyfriend
16:03oh detective lou hickman i'm so sorry you're going through this yeah i've been trying to call
16:09her all day but it just keeps going to voicemail her battery probably just ran out of juice we've
16:13got everybody out here looking for her i'm sure we'll find her safe and sound right lou i think i got
16:19something
16:19henry up here
16:26i wanted to get a panoramic view from a high central viewpoint sherlock holmes yes i know
16:34look right there
16:36a partial bloody footprint seems like it would have been just as easy to spot from the ground but okay
16:44come on help me collect it
16:46i actually don't know how to get down
16:50a bloody footprint a race against time a young very attractive woman out here somewhere alone
16:59scantily clad possibly fighting for her life or praying for an early death
17:06we have a problem we can't check sarah's blood for a dna match because the county lab centrifuge
17:12is broken and yet there's an eight thousand dollar coffee machine in there six thousand
17:16cyber monday we're looking at 24 hours before our centrifuge is fixed closest working one is four
17:22hours away that's too long well i'm used to improvising but i can't make a centrifuge but i do
17:30know of a smart person who could well of course i could construct one from scratch but it would
17:34take me at least a full day male confidence god it's inspiring no i was talking about marcy
17:39she's a doctor she's worked under challenging conditions i'm sure she could come up with some
17:43kind of hack well i refuse to concoct some elaborate excuses to see her again that would be clumsy and
17:48embarrassing i will however see her for this legitimate work reason and we shall keep it
17:52completely professional thank you
17:54i heard about the whole baby situation with the marcy wow stuff spreads like wildfire in this town
18:02mm-hmm you really think this will work we just need a rotating drum that can reach 3 400 rpm and
18:08maintain a temperature of 39 degrees fahrenheit oh hello henry hello marcy oh what can i help you
18:16too with we need to put blood in your ice cream maker sorry i asked
18:20oh that was just a bird sorry i'm sorry oliver please go on i don't understand how did she just
18:34disappear like she was literally being filmed the whole time just a sec oh wait no lou can i go back
18:41yeah what i need you to get me the footage you've shot so far dailies what that's the correct film
18:47set term i'm learning so much in my class oh and also in england they call them rushes and in the
18:521940s they i'm gonna go and get all the footage
18:57still a pistachio guy why would i get something else when i know i like pistachio well you might
19:09like another flavor just as much maybe even more if you took the risk but that risk could backfire
19:13and i'd be forced to eat ice cream which i hate so as to not waste food when i could just get pistachio
19:16which i know i like some things never change
19:19this is a great idea i guess you're used to having to get creative in places with limited resources
19:27oh yeah in guatemala i had to make an ivy drip out of a raincoat a coconut and surgical gloves
19:32even i'm surprised it worked i'm not you've always been the smartest woman i've ever met just woman
19:38not person no i mean out of all the men and women i've met you're the smartest i'm teasing
19:44so this film those guys are doing is based on that urban legend about the butcher
19:52yes but they gender flipped a victim which i'm against do you remember at camp when lu
19:58tried to scare us all with that story and nursery rhyme vaguely i'm not sure i think that's when we
20:04actually became friends i remember thinking that you were the only kid who saw the world like i did
20:10we're we're the only ones who saw it correctly everyone believes they see the world correctly
20:16well of course each individual's perception of the world is unique to them and therefore correct
20:20but you and i are actually right
20:22you're a mess i'm not a mess everything i'm saying is completely reasonable your face is a mess
20:33oh right thank you
20:38i don't understand this movie where did her shoes go i think she lost them in the scene where she
20:48spots the butcher and runs into a cave i wanted to lace up boots so she'd have to stop untie them
20:54take off the boots and socks yeah you're reading too much into it oh they need to add a scene before
21:00she sees them when she takes off her boots before going to bed what why is she going to bed
21:03she doesn't have a tent there you go another plot hole this is one of the many good reasons to go
21:08to the movies alone nobody has seen me complain i i love going to the movies alone i used to go with
21:16gina when we first got married but it was something i wanted to see like a like a fantasy or a sci-fi
21:22thing i spent half the time worried if she was enjoying it
21:25i'll tell you what you and me will go to one of your wizard movies sometime and
21:32i'll sit in the row behind you you won't have any idea if i'm enjoying myself or
21:37hating every minute of it sorry but if we go to a movie
21:40i can definitely sit next to you
21:43one serving of separated blood serum no toppings
21:52like i'll leave you to it why don't we just pick things up where we left off
22:01like the last seven years didn't happen you mean the last seven years where i had to mourn and process
22:09the death of our relationship because of your unilateral and selfish decision to leave town
22:13yes let's just pretend that never happened
22:16you really have not changed
22:18hurting you was the biggest mistake of my life
22:21you said it yourself and when together it feels like we're the only two people in the world
22:25i've never met anyone like you and i know i never will so
22:28what do you think
22:29i think we're not the only two people in the world anymore henry
22:34there's someone else in my life
22:37of course
22:39who is he
22:41my son
22:42oh right
22:44jean-marc
22:44he likes me he smiled at me
22:46jean-marc will always be my number one priority
22:50and i know you henry
22:51i know you could never be happy
22:53being the second most important person in my life
22:56good luck with the case
22:58it's annoying how nice it was to see you again
23:02oh this is the worst movie i've seen since my wedding video
23:15jean-marc filmed it and he was six beers in before we started
23:18look like we got married at sea
23:19can i ask you something
23:24how come you guys split up
23:27well
23:29we met when we were really young
23:32freshman year of college and
23:34tried to be the guy i thought she'd want to be with
23:37because i thought that was what love was
23:39but then i don't know
23:41after we got married i guess i got tired of trying to be perfect all the time
23:45i relaxed a little
23:46tried to be more myself
23:48big mistake
23:49yeah
23:49yeah scared her off good
23:52no
23:53come on
23:54you should absolutely be yourself
23:57because
23:57you're cool
23:59i mean you're a total nerd
24:02but
24:02you're cool
24:03oh
24:04thank you so much
24:05they ruined it
24:07oh my god there's my truck
24:09don't tell me i have to go again
24:10holy crap
24:11that was so cool
24:12is that what i look like
24:14it's a bad angle
24:16fast forward
24:17okay let's watch it from here
24:22whoa whoa
24:26wait pause it
24:27pause it
24:28there's someone else there
24:30we've reached hour five of terror in the woods
24:36a channel tree exclusive
24:38we may be facing the worst
24:39as i hear police now suspect foul play
24:42we're losing light
24:43and with temperatures dropping
24:45this young semi-nude actress remains cold
24:48missing
24:48and conceivably
24:50murdered
24:52like i just murdered that
24:54yeah baby
24:57look at this
24:59the samples came back
25:00showing two different blood types
25:01one of them matches sarah's dna
25:03but it means somebody else was there
25:04and they were bleeding too
25:05must have been a struggle
25:06could be our man in the woods
25:08we need to talk to lily and the director
25:09and see if they saw anyone
25:11yeah that's scary stuff
25:12be good if uh
25:14you could i don't know
25:15talk to a friend about it
25:17right
25:17no
25:18no this is an open case
25:19that would be a very bad thing to do
25:20well sure sure
25:21i know but uh
25:22you know
25:23if it was closed
25:24and there
25:24were friends
25:25that you could talk to about it
25:27and
25:27maybe other things too
25:29hmm
25:29what is happening
25:31right now
25:31if i had to guess
25:32i'd say the forces moved on
25:33from gossiping about me
25:34to gossiping about you
25:36what no
25:37what are you talking about
25:39nobody gossips to me
25:40about
25:40you guys
25:41i'm gonna get lily
25:44and our would-be director
25:45i have
25:47plenty of friends
25:49we're looking for someone
25:51who's approximately
25:51six foot one
25:52how could you possibly know that
25:54sarah's five seven
25:55in an earlier shot
25:56by that same tree
25:57she comes just underneath
25:58that branch
25:58he's six inches above that
26:00which means he's one inch
26:01shorter than that doorway
26:02let me guess
26:03you measure all door frames
26:04when you enter a room
26:05just in case you need to know
26:06no i hit my head on that one earlier
26:08really hurt
26:08lou you wanted to see us
26:10oh
26:10check out this joint
26:12not that cool
26:14now did either of you see
26:16anyone else while you were filming
26:17no
26:17are you absolutely sure
26:19wait what about in the morning
26:21oh yeah
26:22we thought we heard a noise in the woods
26:24right after we saw you
26:25i completely forgot
26:26and was anyone else aware
26:28that you were filming here
26:29no not really
26:30i wanted to keep this project
26:31really hush hush
26:32because
26:32you know i didn't want someone
26:33sending my idea
26:34so
26:34yes a regional urban legend
26:36shot on a phone
26:37that could start a bidding war
26:38yeah
26:38yeah
26:38sarah's boyfriend oliver
26:42he knew
26:44knew what
26:45whoa
26:45god
26:46that was close
26:46what
26:50i suppose you're gonna lull him
26:59into a confession by pretending to be nice to him
27:01no
27:01this guy may have hurt his girlfriend
27:03he doesn't get the nice guy treatment
27:04we're gonna set a trap for him using a little trick i learned
27:07please don't say on a podcast
27:08on a podcast
27:09see
27:09most people can make up a lie and remember the details
27:11but if you ask them to repeat the same story backwards
27:14they mess up the order
27:15i think the ancient greeks invented it
27:17you made that part up
27:18maybe
27:20hey how'd it go with marcy
27:22well obviously
27:23we obtained the dna
27:24dude
27:25she begged to get me back but i told her to focus on rearing that child
27:30is that so
27:30sounds like you're making that part up
27:32should we just focus on questioning the suspect
27:34sure
27:35you're from portland huh
27:40oh yeah
27:41yeah originally
27:42guessing that makes you a blazers fan
27:44of course i was this honest girl myself
27:46until they broke my heart by moving
27:47so
27:48you're kind of
27:49my natural enemy
27:49i mean
27:50even if you didn't kill your girlfriend
27:52what
27:53no i didn't kill her
27:55i know i know but
27:56blazers fan
27:57kind of hard to trust you
27:58right
27:59did you have breakfast this morning
28:01yeah
28:02smart
28:03it's an important meal
28:05what'd you have
28:06i mean i had a coffee
28:08why
28:09just try to establish a timeline
28:11walk us through your morning
28:12no details too small
28:14okay
28:14i got up
28:15i went to the bathroom
28:16i made a coffee
28:18made a piece of toast
28:19with jam
28:20and then i went for a run
28:22you listen to music while you run
28:23i listen to a podcast
28:24a podcast
28:26about what
28:271960s musicals
28:29mmm fun
28:29yeah
28:30so i got home
28:31i took a shower
28:32and shaved
28:33then i had a yogurt
28:34and a banana
28:35i answered some emails
28:36and then i got the call
28:37about sarah
28:38so i got in my car
28:39and i drove straight to the woods
28:40okay now please
28:41i'm worried it's sick
28:42okay i never hurt her
28:44we're capable of hurting
28:44the ones we love oliver
28:45yeah but i didn't
28:47do anything to her
28:47okay i swear
28:48i told you what i did
28:49this morning already
28:50yeah
28:50yeah no no
28:51i
28:52i know you did
28:53and now i want you
28:55to tell us again
28:55backwards
28:56from when i met you
28:58to the moment you woke up
28:59oh yeah
29:00are you serious
29:03okay
29:04um i drove to the woods
29:07i had a yogurt
29:10i answered some emails
29:11no wait sorry
29:13i answered some emails first
29:14wait that was after i had a yogurt though
29:16but first if we're talking backwards
29:17anyway then i i had a shower
29:19went for a run
29:20i also shaved
29:21wait not while i was running
29:22okay this whole backwards thing
29:23it's really confusing me
29:24okay
29:24sarah
29:27maybe
29:28you have to help me
29:30okay i'm with the police
29:30right now okay
29:31record it quickly
29:32it's getting closer
29:33please help
29:34sarah
29:35where are you
29:36i don't know
29:38a man was chasing me
29:39was wearing a mask
29:41and ran up this hill
29:42but i still hear him
29:43looking for me
29:44i come near a lake
29:45because i hear
29:46like a boat engine
29:47some kind of shack
29:49what are the blazers
29:55i'll tell you later
29:56okay
29:57after our database search of properties in the area
30:01we came up with one match
30:036-1 male with a criminal record
30:05lives in the area
30:06carcy you got the pick
30:07just show it on the laptop
30:09it's easier for everyone to see it on the 65 inch 4k screen
30:12i just need to link the devices
30:14wait a sec
30:16that's the guy from this morning
30:18who was angry about them filming near his property
30:20ansel larson
30:21was in a cabin off the grid
30:22about two miles from where sarah disappeared
30:24that's got to be our guy
30:25but no
30:26his property isn't anywhere near the lake
30:28and she said she heard a boat engine
30:29there are no shacks or cabins by eden lake
30:32the entire shoreline is a nature preserve
30:33but a boat engine is a very specific sound
30:36she wouldn't just make it up if she didn't hear one
30:39what if it's not a boat she heard
30:40but something that sounds like a boat engine
30:43like what
30:43everybody be quiet
30:45what are we
30:50silence
30:50could you hear that
30:52yeah
30:53the generator
30:54sounds just like a boat engine
30:56ansel lives off grid
30:57he'd definitely have a generator
30:58all right let's take this guy down
31:00come on
31:00wait henry
31:02it's not ansel
31:04hey i saw his eyes
31:06i can tell a guy who killed someone
31:08versus a guy who just doesn't want to
31:09bill nerd on his property
31:10okay then who is it
31:12hear me out
31:13there's a partial skeleton back at the station
31:16someone cut it into pieces and got away with it
31:19what if whoever did it is still out there
31:21don't tell me you're taking an urban legend seriously
31:24have you been talking to stepkowski about the bones
31:26no have you been talking to stepkowski about them
31:28of course not
31:29sarah said she ran up a hill
31:32and where ansel lives is completely flat
31:35i've got a feeling we're looking in the wrong place
31:36well
31:37i'm gonna go with the evidence
31:39not feelings
31:40you spend your whole life daydreaming about something
31:53and then one night
31:53you're actually approaching a creeping murder shack with your gun truck
31:56that's what you daydream about
31:58first priority is to get the victim out safely
32:01carson you take your guys and go around back
32:03we got the front
32:04okay watch on the cars
32:05stepkowski stay here
32:06okay you're with us
32:07all right everybody ready
32:09let's go
32:11ready
32:23police
32:25step away from the appliance sir
32:31needles down
32:32i am so sorry sir
32:37i take full responsibility
32:39it's completely my fault
32:40i jumped the gun a little bit
32:42how do you manage to find out the developments in this case so quickly
32:49oh
32:52anonymous tips
32:54you know as a respected local journalist
32:56can i see your phone
32:57only if you give me an exclusive live on camera interview
33:05deal
33:06okay
33:09okay you ready
33:10nine seven one
33:11of course
33:13i'm here live with detective henry hickman
33:17detective
33:18what can you tell us about the case
33:21no comment
33:22what what a surprise
33:42i'm by the lake
33:43i'm fine
33:45i'm fine
33:45i just
33:46hold on a sec
33:48where are you
33:49i knew it
33:52there's a boat
33:54louis
33:55don't go anywhere
33:57not without
33:58no who did this
34:00bingo
34:02oh my god
34:25you're here
34:26sarah
34:27oh my god
34:28thank god you came
34:30are you okay
34:30are you hurt
34:31i was tied up
34:32he'll be back soon
34:33we have to get out of here
34:35just stay right here
34:36no but i don't
34:38please
34:43quick
34:44we have to go
34:45fresh from vernon lumber huh
34:54and you were able to just
34:59untie yourself
35:01yes
35:02yes
35:02we have to go now
35:03please
35:04i don't want to
35:06die
35:07nadia was right
35:15you are a terrible actress
35:17you're also in a lot of trouble
35:20well okay that was rude
35:22terror in the woods is trending
35:28god everything's working perfectly
35:30tether i got interrogated by the police
35:32and they weren't supposed to be there this morning when i was the man in the woods
35:36yeah you being a suspect helps us
35:38gives the story legs
35:39plus it's not like you actually did anything
35:40well that's not really true
35:42it was his idea
35:43fake videos
35:44building a shack in the woods that's a lot of work just to bring some attention to your little
35:48movie
35:48oh thanks man
35:49not a compliment
35:50there is such a thing as bad publicity
35:52i gotta hand it to you i mean who could resist the story of the actress in the horror movie
35:57being abducted by the crazy man in the woods the movie is based on
36:00i mean was that a compliment
36:03kind of
36:05using the blood from sarah's cut toe
36:07cutting your own hand to create two sets of dna
36:10but oliver
36:10next time you give a journalist information
36:13don't use a phone with a portland area code
36:15and hire a better actress
36:17i told you she sucked
36:18hey
36:18that's my girlfriend
36:20look
36:20breaking into show business requires making a big splash
36:23now i'll get a great agent and people are just going to throw money at me to make a real movie
36:27or at least a limited series based on a podcast
36:30the only thing you're going to be making is license plates
36:32if you're under arrest
36:34you're going to jail
36:35business in washington state don't make license plates anymore
36:38this is a vigorous speech
36:39now that your former collaborators are facing prison time over this elaborate hoax
36:45how do you feel about being duped by them?
36:48does it make you feel a little gullible?
36:51well lance
36:52this is my first time making a movie so
36:54i'm going easy on myself
36:55but they fooled you too
36:57and you're old as hell
36:59i am so proud of the way we worked together to solve that crazy case
37:06well we thought it was the wrong guy
37:07so
37:08yeah i basically solved it
37:09and i told her girl was bad actress
37:12which was key to case
37:13but the main point is that we solved it right
37:15the women solved it
37:17i'm not done with that
37:18wait wait honey
37:20look i uh
37:24i've been feeling a little guilty
37:26well a lot guilty
37:27lately
37:28because i think i've asked a lot of you as a detective and a daughter
37:32you haven't asked anything of me
37:34i do things because i choose to
37:36yeah i know i know that but
37:37i just wonder sometimes if it's not coming at the expense of
37:41friends
37:41friends
37:42you know a life
37:43i have a life
37:45a life outside of work
37:47people you go and you have fun with
37:49someone to talk to and hang out with that isn't henry
37:52i do not hang out with henry
37:54that's even worse
37:56i think it's important that you have friends
37:58that you have a confidant
37:59i am not a confidant
38:02we have long text chain
38:04you know nothing about
38:05we are bffs
38:07like in beaches
38:08yes we are
38:11i am bet midler
38:12you are
38:13the one who dies
38:15i hope you don't talk too much about me on that text chain
38:18we don't
38:19not at all
38:20okay
38:20well okay i'm gonna get some ice cream
38:23no you'll sit you must eat less sugar
38:25no no i got pistachio
38:27because henry loves pistachio
38:28don't you henry
38:29yep
38:30still do
38:31yeah come on
38:32thank you for rescuing me
38:35he's driving me insane
38:37yes
38:38it is annoying when a parent is right
38:41and makes good point
38:42you fix this problem
38:44or you'll be old lady
38:46who feeds birds on bench
38:48yeah
38:50honestly that sounds
38:52like a dream
38:53but i get your point
38:54i'm not going to be old lady
38:59me
39:00find my heartbeat
39:01drugs and
39:03failures
39:04make your way
39:06to
39:07cure my
39:08senses
39:09close your blue eyes
39:12kiss my
39:13dry lips
39:15Fall in love with my own loneliness
39:20Baby, with your wounds
39:27Baby, with your wounds
39:45Baby, with your wounds