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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:43Oh.
00:01:52Oops.
00:02:00Oops.
00:02:01Oops.
00:02:02Oops.
00:02:03Oops.
00:02:03Oops.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:41she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:47you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:52you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:59i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:04okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:11okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:16the jocks
00:03:19and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:39oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most
00:03:57popular guy in school they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a
00:04:03sexual ping-pong match
00:04:17you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way i could go
00:04:36to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids click oh and that's eric
00:04:46he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:52hey gabby yo
00:04:55that's eric
00:04:57i was just telling her about the academic decathlon oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet then i'm in
00:05:04awesome got a boat later babes oh my god oh my god he's just calling me i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the
00:05:19underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro he gets handsy hey watch
00:05:25out
00:05:32oh my god you sound fecal i'm so sorry it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:44thanks
00:05:47your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl yeah
00:05:59i'm chasen
00:06:02rose
00:06:04nice to meet you
00:06:09come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash might catch something oh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:19let's go
00:06:23i'll wash your jacket
00:06:26oh my god your jacket smells good i'll wash your jacket yep kind of lame
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on let's go
00:06:49audrey rose wintersby
00:06:53ladies and gentlemen i'd like you to meet our new student rose smith
00:06:58now she's been homeschooled and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02please to make your acquaintances i trust that you'll all welcome rose and that you'll answer
00:07:08any questions that she has
00:07:11how would you like to be addressed is it just rose yes rose will suffice how about secondhand rose
00:07:19that's enough grab brackets
00:07:22oh
00:07:27ow ow oh my god oh wow there's something in my eye what is it something's in my eye i need my contact
00:07:32solution or something rose can you go get it for me yeah where is it it's in my locker go get it
00:07:37over there yeah go go
00:07:38oh
00:07:55what are you doing in the boys locker room i i thought that um
00:08:08that'll show the
00:08:10that'll show the
00:08:10that'll show the
00:08:19rose
00:08:23where are you
00:08:26are you showering with a boy
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen is that you are you in there with rose don't lie to me i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:59how is she not here i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:14what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:09:26and i'm so sorry
00:09:28oh
00:09:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:09:36i'm so sorry
00:09:37Excuse me!
00:09:38Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair...
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:56Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27Crazy.
00:11:28Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Me either.
00:11:59I...
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:56So modest.
00:12:57Loves it.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:10Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh god.
00:13:18Jason.
00:13:19I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:45Oh my god.
00:13:48Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:26Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:36Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:12You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:17You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:33I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:40What?
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:46But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:16:00This Saturday.
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:05I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:27I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:57Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:18And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:22And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:25I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:28It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:36So what are you gonna do?
00:17:39I'm gonna take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way!
00:17:48No way!
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:57No way!
00:17:59No way!
00:18:00No way!
00:18:01You
00:18:23She did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and BAM
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket. You can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes. It's called eye contact Sloan. It's a basic social skill
00:18:42I smile a lot. It's polite enough
00:18:47This isn't court TV miss Smith
00:18:51Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated students who?
00:18:56Accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball. You should definitely believe that I'm
00:19:06Tragically unathletic liar. You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal
00:19:16Listen here Rose Smith consider this your strike one
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out
00:19:26Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:39What did you say on this on the ground? Oh, I've been looking for this
00:19:44Eric, please I'm just trying to live a normal life. I please don't yeah your secrets safe with me
00:19:55Just like best friends
00:20:00Okay, thank you swear
00:20:05Okay, thank you swear
00:20:07So you want to sit together lunch?
00:20:09I already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you. That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain right now figures
00:20:27Pinky swear
00:20:29Awesome
00:20:31But the point being
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain. Oh my god
00:20:45I'm so relieved
00:20:47So you and Eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:56Promise
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem? What are you talking about? Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking
00:21:07You tormented Gabby you torment everyone actually
00:21:11You are the massive bitch. Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers? Since forever I
00:21:17Have no idea of what I was thinking hanging out with you. Oh, please you loved it. You loved every second of it
00:21:25I
00:21:26tolerated it because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31Oh, honey, you're halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:44Oh, honey, you're halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:50you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you and
00:21:55By the way, your taste is abhorrent. Okay, I don't know what that means
00:22:00But it better mean awesome
00:22:02It means it sucks says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11Okay
00:22:11Well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you. I've always been better than you
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it
00:22:19This is war Rose Smith bring it on
00:22:42You bitch
00:22:49Hey, hey, I need to ask you something
00:23:16I think it's kind of important. No, it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face. I could really use the help. I can yeah, definitely coach you
00:23:36Cool
00:23:37After school
00:23:40After school
00:23:42It's a date
00:23:50Yeah
00:24:02I can't do it
00:24:04Okay
00:24:04I can do it
00:24:04All right
00:24:05Okay, okay, okay
00:24:06I can do it
00:24:07Like this
00:24:08Okay
00:24:11Like that
00:24:11Okay
00:24:13Okay
00:24:14Mm-hmm
00:24:14You ready?
00:24:17Okay
00:24:23Okay
00:24:24Yeah
00:24:24You should join the tennis team
00:24:25You should join the dentist team.
00:24:29You know...
00:24:33I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:37Hey!
00:24:51You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops. Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:23What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no. You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:49Oh, my God.
00:25:51Oh, my God.
00:25:53Oh, my God.
00:25:55Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:25:59Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:03Oh, my God.
00:26:05Oh, my God.
00:26:07What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:37Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:46Take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:54How again?
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:56I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:08Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:25I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:29Are you okay?
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:32There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross older guy?
00:27:35Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember.
00:27:58You're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:23Hey.
00:28:28Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:37Say, man.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:42On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45Sure.
00:28:53Boopy.
00:28:54I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:08Sloan, seriously?
00:29:09There's no room.
00:29:14Everyone.
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:52Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh, come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay, ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:52Oh, hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:57No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:16Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:41Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:50What?
00:31:52What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38She chased her.
00:32:39She's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I did.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46I...
00:33:47I...
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:56So beautiful.
00:34:10What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:23What the...
00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:31Oh, God.
00:34:33Oh, God.
00:34:33Oh, God.
00:34:36Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:03It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18There is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:28I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:35:51Shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:16Oh, shit.
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:02Huh?
00:37:02Huh?
00:37:02Huh?
00:37:03Huh?
00:37:04Huh?
00:37:05Huh?
00:37:06Huh?
00:37:07Huh?
00:37:08Huh?
00:37:09Huh?
00:37:10I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No.
00:37:24Forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:39I, obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:09This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:207 p.m., 7 p.m., 7 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:37Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:43How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've been stood out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:24Small world.
00:39:25What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:01Really?
00:40:03I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:13What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55Okay?
00:40:56No.
00:40:57No.
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00:41:46No.
00:41:47It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:17What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloane.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloane posted this.
00:42:48Huh.
00:42:49Jason and Sloane?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloane.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:36You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch.
00:44:16Fight.
00:44:16Bitch.
00:44:17Fight.
00:44:17Bitch.
00:44:18Fight.
00:44:18Bitch.
00:44:19Fight.
00:44:19Bitch.
00:44:20Beans! Fight! Beans! Fight! Beans! Fight!
00:44:23Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow! Ow, my foot! Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Bros, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:47But... I didn't talk to her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:45:06And?
00:45:09Expelt.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:59Gabby, Gabby, I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But...
00:46:33You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:47:03You and your drama.
00:47:31I don't know.
00:47:32I don't know.
00:47:32Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:52Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and
00:49:12not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25Love you, too.
00:49:39You're so beautiful.
00:49:41No.
00:49:41I don't like this.
00:49:42I'm crazy about you.
00:49:44I don't like it.
00:49:46I just don't like it.
00:49:50I don't like it.
00:49:51Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:21You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:51:57I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:14I love you, Rose.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, Rose.
00:52:34I love you, Rose.
00:52:35I love you, Rose.
00:52:38I love you.
00:53:10I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:01I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51It might not be a bad idea.
00:55:08I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:19Oh.
00:57:20It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose winterspearl
00:58:07congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media
00:58:34or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but
00:58:44for all the lows there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge
00:58:52sundaes i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay
00:59:02true to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special
00:59:10and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:39hey wanna dance
01:00:02get lost
01:00:10everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:24that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:34gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:46and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
01:01:16you
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