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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
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00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:19which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro it gets hansy hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's fine it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasing
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come
00:06:21later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god
00:07:28ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:59what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06can't we sign up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:25plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not everyday someone can go from background to center
00:12:50stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56love set
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:09oh my god ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your
00:14:42rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48what
00:14:52gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:08you lied to me
00:15:09what
00:15:10you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:13wait what
00:15:14you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:23who told you
00:15:24doesn't matter
00:15:26coach is looking for you
00:15:27yeah i'm coming
00:15:28gabby
00:15:30yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:34everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:38take a thought
00:15:39okay i didn't start that
00:15:41but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:47let me make it up to you
00:15:49how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:58this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:02skip it
00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:06no tricks
00:16:08just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:27i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:33relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:40and you have a butler
00:16:43okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49bye
00:17:13why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:23i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:25it's not all that
00:17:28plus no amount of money can protect you from people like slo
00:17:35so what are you gonna do
00:17:38i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41do you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:45no way
00:17:47no way
00:17:48i could teach you
00:17:49girls day
00:17:50and a vendetta
00:17:52and that's rich
00:17:54that's rich
00:17:55that's rich
00:17:57so
00:17:59that's rich
00:18:00that's rich
00:18:01and i really want to make a decision
00:18:02to give you my choice
00:18:03because
00:18:04i love you
00:18:05that's rich
00:18:06that's rich
00:18:07she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called eye contact
00:18:37sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite enough
00:18:47this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball you should
00:19:03definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different brands
00:19:11of lipstick and i'm the criminal listen here rose smith consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes and you're out
00:19:31audrey rose wintersby
00:19:36audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:47eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:51please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:55just like best friends
00:19:57um okay i think you swear
00:20:05uh okay i think you swear
00:20:08so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:12i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:17eric she didn't say those things about you that was just sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right that figures
00:20:27pinky swear
00:20:29awesome
00:20:31awesome
00:20:37but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:57promise
00:20:58what the is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a
00:21:03bitch look who's talking you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive
00:21:12bitch okay since when do you care about geeks and losers since forever
00:21:17i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you oh please you loved it you loved every
00:21:24second of it i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer
00:21:30knockoff and ego oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:42you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome it means it sucks says the uh homeless
00:22:05white trash girl who dresses like a bum says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat okay well
00:22:11you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:42you
00:22:43bitch
00:22:55hey hey i need to ask you something it's kind of important no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis after hitting sloan in the face i could
00:23:31really use the hope i can yeah definitely coach you cool after school after school
00:23:40you know it's a date
00:23:50yeah
00:24:02i can't do it
00:24:03you should join the dentist team
00:24:27i can't do it
00:24:30you know
00:24:33i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:39i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:52you
00:24:53you
00:24:53bitch
00:24:54you won't get away with this
00:24:55whoops looks like laundry day came early
00:25:10no no no no no no no no no you've got to be kidding me
00:25:35oh my god
00:25:55oh my god
00:25:57oh my god
00:26:03what are you
00:26:22rose smith
00:26:24why are you half dressed during a fire drill someone took my clothes
00:26:28strike two
00:26:29now
00:26:31go get dressed
00:26:39checkmate
00:26:46here
00:26:47take this
00:26:48it'll be a bit big on you but at least you don't have to wear a towel
00:26:50i owe you one
00:26:54i owe you one
00:26:55again
00:26:55yeah what can i say i'm reliable
00:27:07eric
00:27:09huh
00:27:10i don't even know what that means
00:27:12he likes you
00:27:13he doesn't even know me
00:27:15some people notice more than they let on
00:27:19maybe
00:27:24hi lord what happened to you
00:27:26i'll explain in the car
00:27:29long day
00:27:30okay
00:27:32oh my god there's no way that's her dad gross older guy even better
00:27:37this is gonna ruin her
00:27:37this is gonna ruin her
00:27:39ew
00:27:51settle down settle down everybody
00:27:54people
00:27:55this is the first away game of the season
00:27:58remember
00:27:59you're representing the school
00:28:12mind if i sit here
00:28:14uh i'm actually saving it for someone
00:28:28hey rose
00:28:30saved you a seat
00:28:32okay
00:28:33no you don't
00:28:36jason
00:28:38same at you
00:28:41sorry eric
00:28:43on the way back
00:28:43yeah
00:28:44okay
00:28:44sure
00:28:58booby
00:29:05i'm gonna sit right here
00:29:07on my man's lap
00:29:09so seriously there's no room
00:29:17everyone
00:29:18i have an announcement to make
00:29:20i'm having a party saturday
00:29:23and audrey rose wintersby's gonna be there
00:29:25better show up
00:29:28so you're gonna go
00:29:37i don't think i'd be welcome
00:29:40why not
00:29:41i'll be going
00:29:43well okay then
00:29:45i'll go
00:29:45listen
00:29:53listen
00:29:54you want chase
00:29:55and i want rose
00:29:56so
00:29:57well looks like we have something in common
00:30:00exactly
00:30:01i got a plan
00:30:02all right
00:30:16here we go
00:30:18this was a mistake
00:30:20i don't belong here
00:30:21yes yes you do you're with me
00:30:23that's my point
00:30:24see eric is here
00:30:26i don't think i can take more rejection
00:30:27oh
00:30:31this could be a turning point
00:30:33just stick with me
00:30:35okay
00:30:40okay
00:30:41ready
00:30:41oh look
00:30:47rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:49i don't know
00:30:50i've grown
00:30:51okay
00:30:53hi
00:30:56no thank you i don't drink
00:30:59of course you don't
00:31:01so you virgins ever been to a real party before
00:31:07oh my god you are virgins
00:31:10shut up son stop being a jerk
00:31:13okay
00:31:14how about a little game of truth or dare
00:31:16yeah truth or dare
00:31:25oh gabby to eric truth or dare
00:31:29uh eric truth or dare
00:31:32truth
00:31:40oh my god come on gabby we don't have all night
00:31:43what's your favorite color
00:31:45okay what kind of question is that
00:31:48blue
00:31:49virgin
00:31:50sloan
00:31:51what
00:31:53okay
00:31:55ooh
00:31:56eric to rose
00:31:58okay
00:31:59rose
00:32:01truth or dare
00:32:02dare
00:32:03you gotta give me a kiss
00:32:06wait
00:32:07what
00:32:07come on rose
00:32:08rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose
00:32:26what the hell hey watch your ass oh yeah what are you gonna do about it
00:32:31oh
00:32:35no gabby wait let her go
00:32:38she chased her she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:41okay
00:32:42chasen you're up truth or dare
00:32:46dare
00:32:46i dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for saturday night
00:32:54rose
00:32:56you go to dinner with me on saturday what
00:33:01i'd love to
00:33:12oh
00:33:24oh i'm so sorry did i ruin your dime store blouse oh my god why don't you go to the bathroom
00:33:32i don't know
00:33:40shit
00:33:41oh oh i'm sorry
00:33:42i thought that's
00:33:43i thought the door wasn't i
00:33:47bye
00:33:50hi
00:33:58you're so beautiful
00:34:21what the
00:34:22what the
00:34:27what the
00:34:28oh god
00:34:30oh
00:34:32oh
00:34:34oh
00:34:36oh
00:34:38oh
00:34:40oh
00:34:42oh
00:34:44oh
00:34:46oh
00:34:48oh
00:34:50oh
00:34:59wait what
00:35:01rose has an old sugar daddy gross
00:35:06what it's true i've seen you together he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house i have photos
00:35:13oh
00:35:15he's not her sugar daddy
00:35:18but there is an even bigger secret
00:35:25i know exactly who that man is
00:35:27okay
00:35:28i know who that man is
00:35:37he's her dad
00:35:41come on you guys stop being so dramatic
00:35:43remember rose you invited me over to your place for the barbecue yeah that was a really fun day
00:35:49yeah
00:35:50oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:54eric
00:35:57hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there oh you got a nice butt
00:36:05eric we're just friends let's be more than friends
00:36:07please
00:36:08please don't make this harder
00:36:10i wonder if i want to make it
00:36:11please stop
00:36:12hey i told you to watch your move asshole
00:36:14all right
00:36:15oh
00:36:16sh
00:36:17ah
00:36:17ah
00:36:19ah
00:36:19ah
00:36:20ah
00:36:20ah
00:36:21what are you laughing at loser
00:36:23where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come
00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:29liar you don't even know her yeah i do asshole no she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby
00:36:37because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:49she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:54oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point her
00:37:11i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil they're horrible unlike you
00:37:17are you still up for saturday night no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen with
00:37:28me i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to feel bad for what that
00:37:35asshole did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:42audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:49come on just say yes
00:37:55okay okay
00:38:03where i was early for my first real date
00:38:09hello this is rachel from shape lv
00:38:11unfortunately we're overbooked tonight but mr gray has called me to tell you that your new
00:38:17reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant shay maurice 7 p.m oh okay thanks
00:38:32i understand the assignment
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00:39:00Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date
00:39:29with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird,
00:39:34because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice
00:40:04and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um,
00:40:24look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But,
00:40:32but, um,
00:40:33I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah,
00:40:37it's fine,
00:40:37be my guest.
00:40:37It's Chasen.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin
00:40:46and he'll be your first
00:40:48if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:26What?
00:41:30Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:41It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:52It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:03Let's go.
00:42:22What is the last digit of the seven to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:34Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:44Sloan posted this.
00:42:46Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:57But he said he liked me.
00:43:13Hey, Virgin.
00:43:14Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:47Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:50Because I don't believe it.
00:43:52And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:56Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:02You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:14Bitch fight.
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22No!
00:44:24Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow!
00:44:28Ow!
00:44:29Ow!
00:44:30Ow my foot!
00:44:31Oh my god!
00:44:32I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Rose!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:40You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:44:55And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:25You stupid, idiotic, dumb-winter bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:41You're too stupid.
00:45:43Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:46Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:48Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:51Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:56Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:58You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:01Gabby, wait.
00:46:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:03He's such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:23But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But you and your drama.
00:46:36Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:47:02Just go for tomorrow, horrid?
00:47:10I'm sure about Marilingan.
00:47:12And you're coming.
00:47:14Let me get you.
00:47:15I'm too tired.
00:47:17Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:47How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:23then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I sleep with Sloan.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:40They set me up too.
00:48:42I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:58I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:15Huh?
00:49:16I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:23You're so beautiful.
00:49:28I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:29You're too old.
00:49:32I'm a crazy bodice, and so I don't know.
00:49:35I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:37You were about to go crazy, but.
00:49:38No.
00:49:39You're an idiot.
00:49:40I steht here for your patient, mate.
00:49:41I can get to go crazy.
00:49:42I didn't know you too.
00:49:43I did even too.
00:49:44I was perfect for help, though.
00:49:45You were too busy, but it was good for me, and that.
00:49:47You were so huge, I just never wanna know who you were like,
00:49:49Esco, but I had to come back to the door.
00:49:51Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:21You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:58Keep on.
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:39It doesn't have to.
00:51:46I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:14I love you, Rose.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, Rose.
00:52:42I love you, Rose.
00:52:42I love you, Rose.
00:52:48I worked up an appetite.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Now I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh. What?
00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:04I was expelled.
00:54:06What?
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:10And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:19Hey, Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:36Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:47Well...
00:54:49Maybe.
00:54:51Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:55I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:10Yes, indeed.
00:55:11I am aware.
00:55:12But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:16Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey, Gabby.
00:55:22Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:25Wait.
00:55:26What...
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:35Jason.
00:55:36Jason.
00:55:37Where's Jason?
00:55:38Where's Jason?
00:55:39Where's Jason?
00:55:40Audrey Rose.
00:55:41She's so beautiful.
00:55:43Ahem.
00:55:44People.
00:55:45Everyone.
00:55:46I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51Ahem.
00:55:56People.
00:55:57Everyone.
00:55:58I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey.
00:56:03Rose.
00:56:04Winnersby.
00:56:05Oh my God.
00:56:06Is she doing here?
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Osby-Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:16Hang on.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:32No, everyone.
00:56:33Turn it off.
00:56:34Turn off the videos.
00:56:35You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:37And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:40And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:41You bitch.
00:56:42Security.
00:56:43Please escort Sloan to the locker room.
00:56:44You bitch.
00:56:45Security.
00:56:46Please escort Sloan to the locker room.
00:56:47You bitch.
00:56:48Security.
00:56:49Security.
00:56:50Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:56:51No.
00:56:52Please.
00:56:53No, get off me.
00:56:54Do not touch me.
00:56:55Do you know how much I am worth?
00:56:56Do you know how much I am worth?
00:56:57Jason.
00:56:58Uh.
00:56:59Uh.
00:57:00Uh.
00:57:01You
00:57:10Uh.
00:57:11Okay.
00:57:12Escort Sloan to my office. No, please. No, get off me. Do not touch me. Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:26Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen first
00:57:34the prom king is
00:57:36Jason Gray
00:57:42And now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspeed
00:58:12Congratulations
00:58:18Thank you
00:58:20Hi
00:58:22I know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28No matter who you are
00:58:30between
00:58:31school
00:58:32family
00:58:33social media
00:58:34or
00:58:35gossip
00:58:36bullies and mean girls
00:58:38this time can be
00:58:39exceptionally painful
00:58:41but
00:58:42for all the lows
00:58:44there are some
00:58:45amazing highs
00:58:47friends
00:58:49laughter
00:58:50basketball games
00:58:51and hot fudge sundaes
00:58:52I mean, let's face it
00:58:54high school can be the best time of our lives
00:58:56but
00:58:58remember
00:58:59to
00:59:00stay true to yourself
00:59:02and
00:59:03be proud
00:59:04of who you are
00:59:05because
00:59:06every single one of you is special
00:59:08and
00:59:09now
00:59:10I'd like to invite
00:59:12Gabby McDuff
00:59:13to the stage
00:59:14wait
00:59:15what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen
00:59:25she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff
00:59:35hey
01:00:00wanna dance?
01:00:02get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone
01:00:12all right
01:00:14all right
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but
01:00:18let's take a moment
01:00:19to recognize
01:00:20academic excellence
01:00:21we are proud to announce that
01:00:24Gabby
01:00:25has been awarded
01:00:26an academic scholarship
01:00:28all that hard work is paid off
01:00:32congratulations
01:00:34Gabby
01:00:35all that hard work is paid off
01:00:36congratulations
01:00:37come
01:00:38yes girl
01:00:48And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:01:18And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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