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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, there they are.
00:01Yes indeed, it's a first ever for the World Wrestling Federation, for sure.
00:06Take a look at all those hogs.
00:08Wow.
00:09I'll be to introduce to you, your special guest referee, Bill Billy Chibbs.
00:24Did you see what one of those hogs was doing?
00:25No.
00:28Oh, what a video bet.
00:32It's a godful creature.
00:3346 pounds, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
00:38Imagine having a hog pen in your house, as we do here, and imagine that Hunter Hearst Helmsley,
00:45who under normal circumstances has his nose in the air as he passes that hog pen,
00:50I would suggest it's likely to go just a little bit higher.
00:53As a matter of fact, I think he just caught the first whiff.
00:56Now, Hunter, I'm sure, has never seen...
00:59Oh, my goodness.
01:00Look at this.
01:01He is physically sick.
01:02He's about to lose his lunch.
01:04He had pheasant under glass, and we're about to see it again, I'm afraid.
01:07Pheasant under glass.
01:10Oh, yes, Hunter.
01:14And he just might be covered.
01:16He might be in that hog pen, covered in slop, and I would suggest one thing.
01:21I would suggest that the feeling is mutual, that the hogs don't like Hunter any better than Hunter likes the hogs.
01:28Look at it.
01:29Oh, my gosh.
01:30Hello.
01:31Yes, these hogs, ladies and gentlemen.
01:36Arkansas hogs, I believe off of Henry's farm.
01:43And Hunter just might need that cologne he has there in his right hand.
01:49And here we go.
01:50Yeah.
01:51Come on.
01:52Here's Arkansas, weighing 288 pounds, Henry O'Donkwin.
01:59Yes.
02:00My goodness.
02:02Look at that.
02:03I think he just scooped up a pile of whatever's in the bottom of that pigsty.
02:07I don't know what he has, but he has two bucketfuls on it.
02:10Look at this.
02:11Henry Garland coming on up.
02:13Maybe he's gonna swap the hogs.
02:14That's what he has.
02:15No.
02:16No, he's headed this way.
02:17That's his dinner and lunch.
02:19You don't think that he has a Christmas present for you, King?
02:23Wait a minute, McMahon.
02:24How good would you look at that?
02:25Get over here in front of me, get in front of me.
02:27Instead of the crown, what if he dumped one of the pails right on your head?
02:31A slop.
02:32Come on.
02:33Well, it's gonna start here in the square circle, ladies and gentlemen.
02:40And again, as Hillbilly Jim explained it, this match is pretty simple.
02:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:45Uh-oh.
02:46And he's gonna be slopped.
02:47My goodness, Hunter Hurst-Hemsley on the outside now.
02:50Hunter Hurst, don't tell me this thing's gonna begin with a regular slopping.
02:53Hold it, hold it, he's still got his expensive closing.
02:55Whoa.
02:57Whoa.
02:58No.
02:59My gosh.
03:00No, ladies and gentlemen.
03:02Look at, people in the first row have been slopped.
03:07I mean, unfortunately, one of our rings, there is slop everywhere.
03:15And the last match is on, Hunter Hurst-Hemsley now.
03:18Oh, my gosh.
03:19With Henry Godwin.
03:20A big forearm.
03:21And people have been, oh, they're just running for cover.
03:26And look at this, now, Henry Godwin, here's a double feature of some of the-
03:30Oh.
03:31Oh, that poor young man.
03:33Back, body drop.
03:35On the outside.
03:40He's backing over here now, Hunter.
03:41And Hunter Hurst-Hemsley continues to circle around the squared circle.
03:46Right back in.
03:47Henry Godwin now.
03:48Uh-oh.
03:49Come on, Hunter.
03:50Coming off the ropes now, Hunter Hurst-Hemsley.
03:55My goodness.
03:56Hard right hand.
03:58And wait a minute, wait a minute.
04:01Hunter Hurst-Hemsley locked inside the rope now.
04:04Henry Godwin.
04:06Henry Godwin.
04:09And Hillbilly Jim trying to calm him.
04:11What's he gonna do now?
04:13A handful of slop.
04:15A handful of slop.
04:17No way.
04:18No way.
04:19No way.
04:21My God.
04:27I've heard it being slime before, but slop.
04:34And Henry in some trouble as Hunter Hurst-Hemsley is about to regurgitate in front of us.
04:42What do you think his parents up in British Connecticut are thinking right now, McMahon?
04:46I have no idea.
04:47Oh, my goodness.
04:49And there is a bit of odoriferous.
04:53Oh, look at this.
04:55And meanwhile, Hunter Hurst-Hemsley is pummeling and hammering away on Henry Godwin.
05:01Doesn't smell like mistletoe in here, McMahon.
05:03No, I don't believe it does.
05:05And Hillbilly Jim.
05:09Uh-oh, look out.
05:10Here we go.
05:11And Hunter Hurst-Hemsley is in control of this matchup.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Nicely done.
05:18Pick that hog up and take him back there and dump him in the slop.
05:22Hunter Hurst-Hemsley, ladies and gentlemen.
05:24This capacity crowd witnessing the event in the squared circle and knowing that this one
05:29is going to ultimately wind up in the hog pen.
05:33Hunter Hurst-Hemsley in control of the matchup at the moment.
05:39The knee finding its mark.
05:40And, uh, look at this.
05:41Pumbling away.
05:42By the way, ladies and gentlemen, Double J, Jeff Jarrett, apparently out on the superstar
05:51line.
05:52Surprised Double J is still in the same building with Ahmed Johnson.
05:55Must have gotten some control back in the locker room area.
05:58Whoa!
05:59And a knee, a high one there.
06:02As the hogs take a little nap.
06:04Everyone else enjoying the matches except the hogs aren't too interested.
06:09Hunter Hurst-Hemsley.
06:10Long day for those hogs, McMahon.
06:12Yes.
06:13Coming all the way from Bitters, Arkansas.
06:15And, uh-oh, look at this.
06:17He's gonna take him back there.
06:18Nope.
06:19Put his face in his own slop.
06:20That's what you need to do.
06:21Hunter Hurst-Hemsley trying to set up the hog farmer.
06:24Look out!
06:25Whoa!
06:26Look out!
06:27My goodness!
06:30And Hunter Hurst-Hemsley.
06:33Look at the slop down above his eyes.
06:36And Helmsley's in trouble.
06:38Hunter Hurst-Hemsley thus far.
06:42This is no fair, McMahon.
06:44Undefeated, and here goes Hunter.
06:45No!
06:46Look at that, you got Hillbilly Jim out there.
06:50This gives the hog man the whole pin advantage.
06:53Wait a minute.
06:54Look at this.
06:55A right hand.
06:56Hunter Hurst-Hemsley decking Henry Godwin.
06:58Throw him in it.
06:59Throw him in it!
07:00They're getting close to that hog pin.
07:02Somebody.
07:03No!
07:04He'll feel right at home.
07:06It'll be just like being back in Bitters, Arkansas.
07:09Can you imagine being from Bitters, Arkansas?
07:11Hunter Hurst-Hemsley.
07:13Hunter Hurst-Hemsley.
07:14Hunter's in trouble.
07:17Hunter's in trouble.
07:18My goodness, on the concrete floor.
07:20And Hillbilly Jim there simply to find out who goes into the hog pin.
07:25Somebody go.
07:26My goodness.
07:28Woo!
07:29This little piggy just about went to market.
07:32I think you're just about right.
07:34A devastating maneuver on the part of Hunter Hurst-Hemsley.
07:37What a matchup this has turned out to be.
07:40A grueling one.
07:41That little piggy should have stayed home.
07:43And you just might be right as Hunter Hurst-Hemsley trying to get the big
07:48hog farmer into the, here we go.
07:51What's he gonna do here?
07:52He has to go all the way in.
08:04And look at this, on the top now.
08:07Hunter Hurst, if he loses his balance.
08:10Yeah.
08:11My goodness.
08:12The elbow drop from high above down into the sternum area of Henry Godwin.
08:17This matchup, leaving the ring some time ago.
08:20And they're having a battle on it.
08:22Right there in front of the hotbed.
08:23Henry Godwin.
08:24And Hunter Hurst-Hemsley going out at a first ever here in the World Wrestling
08:29Federation.
08:30Hillbilly Jim, the guest official.
08:32Can you imagine that, McMahon?
08:34Look at that.
08:35The hog, the slop.
08:37Just like being back in Bitters, Arkansas.
08:39Right now, I talked to my good friend earlier today, Jeff Foxworthy.
08:42Yeah.
08:43He told me what it would be like to be from Bitters, Arkansas.
08:46He said, if you get odor eaters as a Christmas present, you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
08:52Well, right now, they're back in the ring.
08:55Henry Godwin coming after a hunter who was around the ringside area.
08:58And here we go.
08:59This match is right back in the ring.
09:01He said, if your Christmas tree has a deer stand in it, you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
09:05Hmm.
09:06Never thought of it that way.
09:07If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight,
09:12you might be from Bitters, Arkansas.
09:14Well, in any event, the man from Bitters, Arkansas right now is in some trouble.
09:21And you would think that Hunter just might be at a bit of a disadvantage coming into this
09:27type of a matchup.
09:28Come on, Hunter.
09:29Look at this.
09:30Uh-oh.
09:31Wait a minute.
09:32Wait a minute.
09:33Wait a minute.
09:40Unbelievable.
09:41What a maneuver.
09:43And that maneuver almost as effective as the Slop Drop.
09:48And I'm not so sure that the Hillbilly Jim is the most unbiased official.
09:58And it looks like Hunter's gonna go for the ride.
10:00Let's go back to another picture and take a look at this.
10:02Way up.
10:03Only one place to go.
10:04No.
10:05And Hunter Hearst Helmsley gamely back on his feet.
10:09Maybe not for long for the ride to the buckle.
10:11And up.
10:12No.
10:13Helmsley hammered.
10:17Helmsley being set up.
10:19Helmsley an undefeated streak.
10:21That undefeated streak.
10:22Look at this.
10:23To the outside.
10:24And Helmsley's undefeated streak is gonna come, I believe, to a screeching halt here in your
10:30house tonight.
10:31Yes.
10:32Now the Hawk Farmer has the momentum.
10:34Henry Godwin.
10:35Henry Godwin.
10:36Henry Godwin.
10:37What was that?
10:38Another handful of Slop.
10:39A right hand.
10:40Helmsley being hammered.
10:42And summarily backed up toward that hog pin.
10:44Look at this.
10:45Look at this.
10:46Look at this.
10:47Look out, Hunter.
10:48Helmsley.
10:49Being hammered now.
10:50No.
10:51He's on the top drop.
10:52Here comes up.
10:53Three, four.
10:54Two in.
10:56No.
10:57Helmsley grabbing, I believe, the railing, and unfortunately for the Hawk Farmer,
11:02Henry Godwin down himself.
11:04He is out of it.
11:05That probably knocked some more of his teeth out right there.
11:08That was a nasty fall.
11:09By the way, if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do, you might be from
11:13Bitters, Arkansas.
11:14I'm not from Bitters, Arkansas.
11:16What is this stuff?
11:17Bitters, Arkansas.
11:18The match going on.
11:19A grueling matchup.
11:20One of the most grueling this thing has turned out to be.
11:24Here we go.
11:25And here we go.
11:26Godwin now reversal.
11:27And there he goes.
11:32Helmsley being set up now.
11:34Helmsley going around.
11:35If they break that gate, we'll have homes everywhere.
11:38Helmsley getting the Slop Drop.
11:40Helmsley's out of it.
11:43A hard farmer.
11:44All he has to do is pick up Helmsley and dump him in.
11:47But unfortunately, this match has taken its toll on Henry O'Godwin as well.
11:52There's flies flying around him.
11:55The flies, what?
11:56Uh-oh, here come the hogs.
11:58And Helmsley trying to keep an eye.
12:02Get away from that, Hunter.
12:04Those aren't pork rinds you smell over there.
12:05Helmsley trying to get to his feet.
12:10Look at him.
12:12He's almost out of it.
12:14A hard farmer.
12:15Henry Godwin back up and charge it closely.
12:17Look at that.
12:18Henry Godwin just whipped.
12:23Can you believe this?
12:26Winner Hurst Helmsley remains undefeated.
12:30Helmsley.
12:31And just as important, look at him.
12:34Thank God.
12:35Other than a little bit of Slop on him, he is Christine.
12:40Hey, wait, you don't mess with him.
12:42Wait a minute.
12:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:48Yes, yes, yes, yes.
12:52Drop it.
12:53Please no, please no.
12:55No.
12:58No.
12:59That ain't Slop, McMahon.
13:02Everything brown in there is not mine.
13:09Here's Helmsley.
13:12Man, we're on the bench.
13:14Look at this.
13:15My goodness.
13:17He's running home, it's a regular ho now.
13:30Who believes here?
13:32Look at Hunter, can you imagine?
13:35He just looked up.
13:36No.
13:37He just looked up.
13:38It's all the shots.
13:40He's in a hard kick.
13:42Get your foot in and get out of there.
13:46Unbelievable.
13:48Helmsley can't believe it.
13:51He can't believe it.
13:52He's in a hard kick, covered in hard slapping.
13:56It's all they do in the pen.
13:58I don't think he'll be sitting on saying a slap.
14:01The king threw something at him.
14:08Hunter Hurst Helmsley.
14:10My goodness, what else is gonna happen tonight in your house?
14:15Who knows?
14:16Hunter Hurst Helmsley is covered.
14:19Shakespeare.
14:21Ah!
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