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00:00Glasses again.
00:01Yuck! What the hell are you doing, Velma?
00:03I'm looking for my glasses!
00:05You could at least have the decency to put an arch in that shit.
00:08Huh? Oh my god, gross! What is that?
00:11That's Velma's undesirable cringe-body-having ass.
00:14Ain't no way. I thought it was some sort of humanoid, deformed, dying rat bear giving birth.
00:19At least put an arch in that shit, Velma.
00:21Facts! That's what I'm saying! I knew I wasn't tripping.
00:24She's built like a wounded camel fetus.
00:26Bitch built like a wilted crescent moon that's given up on the night sky.
00:29Built like a sagging bridge in a children's drawing.
00:31This is the type of shit that just pisses me off.
00:34It is face down ass up, not ass down face up.
00:37Velma, look. You see how I'm busting it open?
00:39Yuck! Bam!
00:40You gotta really lean into it and let the arch take over.
00:43Almost turn your body into a question mark.
00:45The top of your ass damn near should touch the back of your head.
00:49A nigga won't last two strokes in this.
00:51I'ma put my whole head inside that tonight.
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