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Jack Kelly est devenu flic et veut venger la mort de ses parents et le kidnapping de sa sœur.
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00:02:23Gumbaya
00:02:25Oh Lord
00:02:29Gumbaya
00:02:31Those were the golden tones of the soldiers
00:02:37singing that stakeout classic
00:02:39Gumbaya
00:02:41Now for my next number
00:02:43Oh
00:02:45Wait
00:02:47Everything's going dark
00:02:49I
00:02:51I
00:02:53Can't see
00:02:55Oh my god
00:02:57I'm blind
00:02:59Oh
00:03:03Jack Kelly
00:03:05Foreign Marine and undercover agent was found dead today
00:03:09Cause of death
00:03:11Excessive masturbation
00:03:13Due to extreme boredom while waiting for a drug bust
00:03:17Kelly
00:03:19Known to his legions of fans as soldier
00:03:23First went blind
00:03:25Then later completely lost his mind as he yanked himself silly while waiting for the neighborhood bad guys
00:03:36According to a superior lieutenant Lewis Boulder
00:03:39This has been the third masturbation death to strike the force this year
00:03:43More news later
00:03:45More news later
00:03:49Hey Lou
00:03:50You know you asked me
00:03:51This guy
00:03:52Got a few screws loose
00:03:53Hey don't let this kid fool you
00:03:54I checked him out personally
00:03:56He was a marine
00:03:57One of the elite
00:03:58Huh?
00:03:59Yeah he was hooked up with an outfit called search and destroy
00:04:01Now what's that Lou?
00:04:02The Marines called them snake eaters
00:04:04Oh shit
00:04:05Hey you want some of this?
00:04:07Nah it goes right through me Lou
00:04:09Yeah it sure does
00:04:11You know you gotta be one tough son of a bitch to make it as a snake eater
00:04:16And from what I hear this guy Kelly
00:04:18Yeah?
00:04:19He was one of the best
00:04:20Tough, imaginative, and a real fighter
00:04:23So what happened Lou?
00:04:24What did he do go off to a wall without his helmet on?
00:04:28Oh come on Lou
00:04:31Oh, c'mon, Lou.
00:04:35Oh, he would...
00:04:36He's just a rebellious type, you know.
00:04:39Doesn't like authority figures.
00:04:40Yeah.
00:04:40I think the Marines called it, uh, failure to adapt.
00:04:44Oh, that's great, Lou. That's all we need.
00:04:46Uh, you know how those...
00:04:47Those military-stuffed shirts are.
00:04:50What they consider a discipline problem,
00:04:52we consider a good cop.
00:04:53Yeah, well, I'll remember that the next time I ask for a promotion, Lou.
00:04:56Could I have a quarter for a cup of coffee?
00:04:58Sure, take mine.
00:05:00Well, thanks very much.
00:05:01God, that's disgusting, Lou.
00:05:11Interrupt this program for a special report.
00:05:13Seems our drug busty has arrived.
00:05:15Stay tuned, boys.
00:05:20Well...
00:05:21Welcome to Club Paradise.
00:05:37We're all out of food, beverage, and furniture,
00:05:41but we have a fine selection of rodent and insect life.
00:05:43Please come in.
00:05:49Please come in.
00:05:52All right, soldier.
00:06:02Strip.
00:06:04On our first date?
00:06:10No dinner, dancing, small talk.
00:06:12What kind of an animal do you think I am?
00:06:14Nothing personal.
00:06:16I just want to make sure you're not wired.
00:06:18I'm not wired.
00:06:22I haven't been there anything white in a week.
00:06:24This stuff on my lip, it's baby powder.
00:06:27Very funny.
00:06:28Hey.
00:06:29Strip, soldier.
00:06:31What's your game?
00:06:33Well, maybe you have something to hide.
00:06:36I ain't got nothing to hide.
00:06:39I don't know you're not a cop.
00:06:41I got an idea.
00:06:48You and me are going to play the little game.
00:06:50You show me yours, I'll show you mine.
00:06:57It's only fair.
00:07:11That guy's going to strip with a wire on.
00:07:22Sounds like he's just trying to talk his way out.
00:07:25The bra.
00:07:3310 to 1 says he won't take his pants off.
00:07:35I thought you'd never ask.
00:07:41You know what he's playing.
00:08:11Le underwear, soldier.
00:08:15Tu penses que je vais aller dans mon underwear?
00:08:17Il me semble que tu as l'honneur de la station.
00:08:20...
00:08:38So, Lou, where the hell did he hide the wire?
00:08:41What next, Lou?
00:08:44I think they're going to consummate the drug bust.
00:08:47You mean they're going to screw?
00:08:49No, he's teaching her to make funny noises.
00:08:53Hey, who's that, Lou?
00:08:54Shh!
00:08:57You know these guys?
00:08:58It's about time you got here.
00:09:00That's it. The wedding's off.
00:09:02Hey, baby, I see you really missed me.
00:09:05I got a short attention span.
00:09:08Okay, asswipe.
00:09:10Hand over the cash, and I won't blow your balls off.
00:09:14Although I should for screwing my girlfriend.
00:09:16Looks like she already screwed you.
00:09:18Oh, whoa, whoa, enough out of use.
00:09:20I've got business to do.
00:09:22You're not the only guy I'm going to fuck over today.
00:09:25Wait a minute.
00:09:29You guys ain't got no drugs?
00:09:31Yeah, I collected money.
00:09:34I made promises, man.
00:09:37You might as well pull the trigger and get it over with.
00:09:41I'm dead.
00:09:43Let's go.
00:09:50Serves you right for doing business with a chick.
00:09:52I'll write the stash's in the other room.
00:09:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:57You think I'm stupid, asswipe?
00:10:01Go nice and slow.
00:10:03We'll be right behind you.
00:10:06Behind you.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:25Easy.
00:10:26Easy.
00:10:37Come on, bonzer.
00:10:39Get up there.
00:10:42Pick that one up in Salvador, man.
00:10:45Je ne sais pas.
00:10:47Je ne sais pas.
00:10:49Je ne sais pas.
00:11:15Ah!
00:11:17Ah!
00:11:18Ah!
00:11:19Ah!
00:11:20Ah!
00:11:21Ah!
00:11:30Ah!
00:11:31Get me out of here!
00:11:32Hey, Chloe.
00:11:35I forget to tell you about the fire escape?
00:11:37You peppered it, soldier.
00:11:42Come on, soldier. Get us off!
00:11:45Ah!
00:11:49Hi, boys.
00:11:52Care for a cigar?
00:11:58I don't believe this, Will.
00:11:59What? This guy's crazy!
00:12:00Get us out of here!
00:12:03Oh, no, no, no!
00:12:05What do you go and do this for?
00:12:09Uh, want to make sure they stick around?
00:12:11How am I gonna explain this one to the D.A.?
00:12:13Hey.
00:12:14First you go and bop some broad you're supposed to be making a buy from.
00:12:17Then you spike these guys when we got them dead to rights.
00:12:20I ain't got a drug bust.
00:12:22I got two guys with holes in their feet.
00:12:24Let me tell you something.
00:12:25These two clowns are gonna be out on the street before you can put your cock back in your pants.
00:12:29Maybe I should've used this.
00:12:39Jesus!
00:12:40You're a fucking menace to society.
00:12:42The Marines are right.
00:12:43You can't take orders.
00:12:44You're an oddball.
00:12:45No, you're some kind of nutcase.
00:12:47Turn in your badge.
00:12:48You're on suspension.
00:12:57Does this mean I don't get to ride in the car with a little red light on top anymore?
00:13:00Get the hell out of my sight!
00:13:02Don't forget about the chick in the fire escape.
00:13:07She's out here, Lou!
00:13:11Hey, soldier!
00:13:12Hey, listen.
00:13:13There's one thing I gotta know.
00:13:17Where'd you hide the wire?
00:13:19Where'd you hide the wire?
00:13:25Well, I'll be dead.
00:13:30All right.
00:13:49I think it's about time our daughter put some clothing on.
00:14:03Jennifer?
00:14:06Jennifer!
00:14:07Time to get dressed!
00:14:08Never mind, dear.
00:14:09She can't hear you with the music blaring.
00:14:15It's getting cold out there.
00:14:16I'm gonna go in and get changed, okay?
00:14:19I'm gonna go in and get changed.
00:14:26What do you think it is?
00:14:28It could be a log.
00:14:29Who knows?
00:14:30Harold, this place is giving me the creeps.
00:14:38Relax, Dorothy.
00:14:39We're on vacation.
00:14:40I know, but maybe we should head back down the river and spend the night in town.
00:14:44We wouldn't get there before morning anyway.
00:14:49It's just flooded.
00:14:50I'll have us out of here in a jiffy.
00:15:02Well, I guess I'd better look after dinner.
00:15:06Let it go there, look after dinner.
00:15:09Let it go in and get trouble in there and leave.
00:15:12How are you feeling it is for?"
00:16:46Suckin' piece of shit!
00:16:48You wanna be friends?
00:16:50Boys, the man says to make ourselves at home.
00:16:55I think he likes us.
00:16:57Clyde, why don't you get acquainted with our new neighbor?
00:17:03While your brother and I look around.
00:17:05Evening, man.
00:17:20Smells real good.
00:17:23Tastes good, too.
00:17:31Here, Slim.
00:17:33This pig's me.
00:17:35What do you want?
00:17:36Just visitin', ma'am.
00:17:38Where's my husband?
00:17:39Your husband?
00:17:40Oh, yeah.
00:17:43He's a real swell guy.
00:17:46He's outside with Cousin Clyde right now.
00:17:52You make this?
00:17:54Boy, it's good.
00:17:55Last time we had pygmy like this
00:17:59was when we dropped into that family from Detroit.
00:18:04Right before they had that tragic accident.
00:18:07I like them, Junior.
00:18:10Yeah, they're real nice people.
00:18:13Damn shame.
00:18:15If I give you something to me, will you leave?
00:18:17Well, that's real nice of you, ma'am.
00:18:21You hear that, Slim?
00:18:26The little lady invited us to dinner.
00:18:30You wouldn't happen to be from Detroit.
00:18:33No.
00:18:35Slim, what's the matter with you?
00:18:39Show your appreciation to this nice lady from Detroit.
00:18:43So, ma'am,
00:18:52my cousin Slim hasn't had any formal education.
00:18:55I don't know what to do with you, ma'am.
00:19:25I think I'll have a look around.
00:19:29Joker!
00:19:55You dream man's here, and he's come to change your life.
00:20:00Who are you? What do you want?
00:20:03Just a warm and friendly neighbor looking to get warm and friendly.
00:20:11You're going to give me trouble. Go ahead, I like trouble.
00:20:15It makes me hot, you hear that?
00:20:17Hot.
00:20:19Go ahead, I don't remember what.
00:20:21I haven't chased a good piece of tail all day.
00:20:25She is. No spunker.
00:20:30Better come with me now.
00:20:32It's getting late, and I don't want your daddy to worry.
00:20:37Come on, I'm a father!
00:20:43Wow, she's got hair and everything. Can we take her home?
00:20:46This here is some prime pussy.
00:20:49Take her out to the boat, and we'll say goodbye to the family.
00:20:55I want to thank you for a real awesome evening.
00:21:06I hope heaven's overstayed our welcome.
00:21:09I'm going to round up the boys now, and we'll say goodbye.
00:21:14Don't be a stranger.
00:21:15I'll see you.
00:21:36Slim, time to go.
00:21:39Come on, move it!
00:21:40You know, I can't remember when I had this much fun.
00:21:53And you're a real terrific cook.
00:21:56But I do have one small suggestion.
00:22:00You gotta spice up your food.
00:22:04What's that you're making there?
00:22:06Just water for the corn.
00:22:10Oh, why don't we make some soup?
00:22:16What do you think?
00:22:18Maybe we should add some flavor.
00:22:20How about salt?
00:22:22You got salt.
00:22:24And if you don't got salt, the human flesh has plenty of salt.
00:22:29It's better when it swears.
00:22:33Hey, looks like you're sweating.
00:22:35Hmm, we have plenty of salt.
00:22:42I got an idea.
00:22:44Why don't we just...
00:22:47Nah, maybe it'll just be easier to use this salt.
00:22:51Still ain't right.
00:23:04Shit, I know what's wrong.
00:23:06There's no meat in this soup.
00:23:08No.
00:23:09And I like meat in my soup.
00:23:11No, I hate it.
00:23:12Oh, no.
00:23:13Well, I think I'll just forget about the soup and get on home.
00:23:17Hey, Will, I know a real place in me.
00:23:21Let me...
00:23:23No!
00:23:25No!
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00:26:48How about a slice?
00:29:28C'est la histoire de ma vie.
00:29:30La famille était en un accident accident.
00:29:34Je suis désolé, Saint-Ger.
00:29:36Il n'y a pas de survivants.
00:29:38C'est arrivé au nord de Bramford,
00:29:40et je vais demander à vous identifier les vies.
00:29:44C'est parti.
00:29:46C'est parti !
00:29:48C'est parti !
00:29:54C'est parti, Sissy !
00:29:58C'est parti !
00:30:00C'est parti !
00:30:44Junior says you gotta eat
00:30:47Because if you don't eat
00:30:49I get my hydrant
00:30:51Come on, it's good
00:30:53Tell us not to eat the fish up here
00:30:56Because of the pollution
00:30:57Are you kidding?
00:30:59We've been eating them for years
00:31:00Ain't nothing wrong with us
00:31:02I'm just not hungry
00:31:04Junior says you gotta eat
00:31:07But if you're not hungry
00:31:09I just tell him you made a run for it
00:31:12And I had to slit your throat
00:31:14Crybaby
00:31:18Junior don't like crybabies
00:31:22Junior's having a fit
00:31:24You better get it back up to the house
00:31:26And make it dinner
00:31:26Early on
00:31:35You better get it back up to the house
00:31:36You better get it back up to the house
00:31:38You better get it back up to the house
00:31:40C'est parti.
00:32:10C'est parti.
00:32:40C'est parti.
00:32:41C'est parti.
00:32:42C'est parti.
00:32:43C'est parti.
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00:33:42C'est parti !
00:33:44C'est parti !
00:33:46Je ne sais pas.
00:33:48C'est parti !
00:33:50C'est parti !
00:33:52C'est parti !
00:33:54Ils n'ont pas trouvé ma chérie.
00:33:56Je vais aller voir pour elle.
00:34:02C'est parti !
00:34:04C'est parti !
00:34:08C'est parti !
00:34:10C'est parti !
00:34:12C'est parti !
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00:34:38C'est parti !
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00:34:42Oh !
00:34:43J'ai Informé !
00:34:46C'est parti !
00:34:47C'est parti !
00:34:49Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
00:34:51Elle serait encore libre.
00:34:55Regardez-moi ça.
00:35:01Passe de p***.
00:35:04Oui, oui.
00:35:06Peu importe et me si tu trouves cette fille.
00:35:09Je peux toujours utiliser une p***e.
00:35:19Ha ha ha !
00:35:42Yé-haw !
00:35:44Réveille-en, cow-boy !
00:35:45Yé-haw !
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00:55:29My man fell asleep drunk as a skunk,
00:55:34and the bear got him and dumped him in the river.
00:55:41Now, let's go get Big Brother.
00:55:59C'est parti.
00:56:29C'est parti.
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00:57:35Soldier!
00:57:38King!
00:57:39It's me and Ken!
00:57:42King, where are you?
00:57:45Oh, shit.
00:58:15Oh, shit.
00:58:19Oh, shit.
00:58:21Oh, shit.
00:58:24Oh, shit.
00:58:25Oh.
00:58:26Oh.
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00:58:35Oh.
00:58:36Oh.
00:58:37Oh.
00:58:38Oh.
00:58:39Come on home, big man.
00:58:40What's the matter, you chicken?
00:58:42You afraid?
00:58:43Cock-a-doodle-doo.
00:58:44C'est un peu de délouis !
00:58:46Je vais te faire de la petite fille !
00:58:58Je ne peux pas te faire de la petite fille.
00:59:00Je ne peux pas te faire de la petite fille.
00:59:03Et tu et moi, on se déroule à une fois.
00:59:06Qu'est-ce que tu dis ?
00:59:08Juste un peu !
00:59:09Je ne vais pas te faire de la fille !
00:59:12He's trying to trick you!
00:59:14And then I'll go back!
00:59:16And I'll kill your sister!
00:59:18We got her at the house, you know!
00:59:20She's a real nice piece of ass!
00:59:22Ain't that right, Junior?
00:59:24Bitch!
00:59:26Hey, what's the matter?
00:59:28We all know you ain't got no hair,
00:59:30but don't tell me you ain't got no balls, either.
00:59:32Come on, chicken. Let's go.
00:59:34Shut up! Or I'll kill her!
00:59:36You're not gonna kill anybody. You know why?
00:59:38Because you're a chicken shit.
00:59:40That's right. You're a chicken shit, Baldi.
00:59:42Shut up!
00:59:44Stop!
00:59:50See who's chicken now, Junior?
01:00:04Junior!
01:00:06They got Clyde!
01:00:10Get me down from here!
01:00:14Whoa!
01:00:16Where you going?
01:00:18Party's just getting started.
01:00:20Whoa!
01:00:22Where you going?
01:00:24Party's just getting started.
01:00:26Why don't we let the bear at him, Junior?
01:00:28No.
01:00:30The bear's done his work for tonight.
01:00:32Those two...
01:00:34They ran away from the bear.
01:00:36What do you mean?
01:00:38A few days...
01:00:40And those bags will sweat the water right out of their bodies.
01:00:42They'll die of thirst.
01:00:44Then we'll cut them down...
01:00:46Take them out of the bags...
01:00:48And drag them deep into the woods.
01:00:50They'll die of thirst.
01:00:52Then we'll cut them down...
01:00:54Take them out of the bags...
01:00:56And drag them deep into the woods.
01:00:58They'll look like they ran away from the bear.
01:01:00Got lost...
01:01:02Couldn't find no water.
01:01:04Won't be a mark on them.
01:01:06It's better than they deserve.
01:01:08Hey, big man!
01:01:31Let me leave you with this thought...
01:01:32I'm gonna go back and screw your sister.
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01:02:36Junior got his one. Now I got mine.
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