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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:42Uh.
00:01:43Ahhh!
00:01:47Ahhh!
00:01:49Ahhh!
00:01:52Ahh!
00:01:58Ahh.
00:02:01Ahhh!
00:02:02Ahh!
00:02:02Ahh!
00:02:02Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:27Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:32There you go. There you go, girl. Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:56Gabby, I'm your welcome guide. I'm supposed to show you the ropes. How wonderful.
00:03:02Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:07Only if you want to survive.
00:03:09Okay, here we have our the skaters.
00:03:13The jocks.
00:03:16And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them, especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:32I wouldn't dare.
00:03:46I wouldn't dare. Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:52I wasn't.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:55That's Chase and Greg, the most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping-pong match.
00:04:05Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:43And that's Eric.
00:04:47He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:52Hey Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:02You in?
00:05:03Yeah, sure.
00:05:04Sweet.
00:05:05Then I'm in.
00:05:06Awesome.
00:05:07Got a boat.
00:05:08Later, babes.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:10Oh, my God.
00:05:11He just called me.
00:05:12I think he likes you.
00:05:14OK.
00:05:15Now for the important stuff.
00:05:16OK.
00:05:17Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want
00:05:21to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33You sound fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:35It's fine.
00:05:36It's just a little blood.
00:05:37Hang on.
00:05:38Thanks.
00:05:39Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56I'm Jason.
00:06:00Rose.
00:06:02Nice to meet you.
00:06:05Come on, Jason.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:14I might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh.
00:06:17Look at the second hand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:20Jason, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:27Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kind of lame.
00:06:32Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:51Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:09How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:11Is it just Rose?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:17That's enough.
00:07:19Grab brackets.
00:07:21Ow, ow, oh, my God, ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30Oh, what is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:34Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:38Over there?
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:40Go, go.
00:07:41Ah.
00:07:42Oh, my God.
00:07:44Hey.
00:07:45Oh, my God.
00:07:46Hey.
00:07:47Oh, my God.
00:07:48Hey.
00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:51What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:56I, I thought that, um...
00:07:58That'll show the bitch.
00:08:12Oh, my God.
00:08:17Rose?
00:08:19Where are you?
00:08:23Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:29Ah.
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:31Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:36Mom, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:37Jason?
00:08:38Is that you?
00:08:39Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:41Don't lie to me.
00:08:42I saw her come in here.
00:08:43What do I do?
00:08:44Oh, my God.
00:08:50Oh, my God.
00:08:53I know.
00:08:55Oh, my God.
00:08:58Oh, my God.
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:00I got to get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:03I'm so sorry.
00:09:33Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:49How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:53What exactly is going on here?
00:10:13Nothing, absolutely nothing, but I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:24Listen up second hand Rose, chasing off limits, understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet.
00:10:38You know what?
00:10:40A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:54Okay.
00:11:02You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:10Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Mm-hmm.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:11:51It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:22Fine.
00:12:23Whatever.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:25You're fitting in fast.
00:12:26That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:53Wow.
00:12:54So modest.
00:12:55Loves it.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:57Good form out there.
00:12:58Thanks.
00:12:59Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:05I would've paid to see that.
00:13:07Oh my God.
00:13:08Ow.
00:13:09I think I pulled something.
00:13:10You okay?
00:13:11No.
00:13:12Oh God.
00:13:13Jason.
00:13:14I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:15You're not serious.
00:13:16I am.
00:13:17If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:20Ah!
00:13:21Ah!
00:13:22Ah!
00:13:23Don't worry.
00:13:24I'll bring him back.
00:13:25Later.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27I'll see ya.
00:13:28She's being nice.
00:13:29That's never a good sign.
00:13:31Oh my God.
00:13:32Ew.
00:13:33Look at these losers.
00:13:34My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:36Private tutors.
00:13:37Oh, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:50Um, no.
00:13:51She can't stand this thing.
00:13:52She's stupid or whatever.
00:13:53Somebody wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:56Um, no.
00:13:57She can't stand this thing.
00:13:58I'm like.
00:13:59You're not going to be the same.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians. She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:05You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I,
00:14:08we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains? Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:28Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:39Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:58Yeah, Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:07You lied to me.
00:15:09Why?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:13Wait, what?
00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:25Doesn't matter.
00:15:26Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:29Gabby, I'm so sorry. I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:34Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric. They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:33Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:40And you have a butler?
00:16:43Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But, yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:48So, bye.
00:17:13Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:36I'm going to take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55Ha!
00:17:56Ha!
00:17:57Ha!
00:17:58Ha!
00:18:11Ha!
00:18:12Ha!
00:18:14Ha!
00:18:16Ha!
00:18:21she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called
00:18:35eye contact sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite
00:18:45enough this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball you should
00:19:03definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different brands
00:19:11of lipstick and i'm the criminal listen here rose smith consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends
00:19:57um okay i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay i think you swear
00:20:07so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't say those things about you
00:20:19that was just sloan doing a gossip chain right now figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now
00:20:52just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually you are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please you loved it you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:34and yours was always fake
00:21:39you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:52and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:57okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome
00:22:03it means it sucks says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:07says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay what you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:42you bitch
00:22:48i need to ask you something
00:23:15it's kind of important
00:23:18no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:20what's up
00:23:22what's up
00:23:24i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:28after hitting sloan in the face i could really use the help
00:23:32i can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:34cool
00:23:36cool after school
00:23:39after school
00:23:41after school
00:23:42it's a date
00:23:45yeah
00:23:54i can't do it
00:24:00i can't do it
00:24:07like this
00:24:11like that
00:24:13okay
00:24:22oh
00:24:24yeah
00:24:26you should join the dentist team
00:24:29you know
00:24:33i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:37hey
00:24:38hey
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00:26:50I owe you one.
00:26:51Not again.
00:26:52Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:53I'm reliable.
00:26:54Eric.
00:26:55Huh.
00:26:56I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are they okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:49Settle down, settle down everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:02Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:17Hey, Rose.
00:28:18Mm-hmm.
00:28:19Saved you a seat.
00:28:20Okay.
00:28:21No you don't.
00:28:22Jason.
00:28:23You're saying about you.
00:28:24Sorry, Eric.
00:28:25On the way back?
00:28:26Yeah.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:28Sure.
00:28:29Okay.
00:28:30Sure.
00:28:31You're saying about you.
00:28:32You're saying about you.
00:28:33Sorry, Eric.
00:28:34On the way back?
00:28:35Yeah.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:37Sure.
00:28:39Boopy!
00:28:59Boopy!
00:29:01I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:03On my man.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloane, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone! I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:35So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:42Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:52Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:05All right. Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes, yes you do. You're with me.
00:30:22That's my point. See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me. Okay?
00:30:40Okay. You ready?
00:30:46Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh.
00:31:19Gabby to Eric. Truth or dare.
00:31:20Um.
00:31:21Eric. Truth or dare.
00:31:22Truth.
00:31:23Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:25What's your favorite color?
00:31:27Uh, okay.
00:31:28What kind of question is that?
00:31:29Blue.
00:31:30Virgin.
00:31:31Sloan.
00:31:32What?
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:34Ooh.
00:31:35Eric.
00:31:36Truth or dare.
00:31:37Eric.
00:31:38Truth or dare.
00:31:39Eric.
00:31:40Truth or dare.
00:31:41Eric.
00:31:42Truth or dare.
00:31:43Truth.
00:31:44Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:46What's your favorite color?
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:48What kind of question is that?
00:31:49Blue?
00:31:50Virgin.
00:31:51What?
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:02You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:21What the hell?
00:32:22Hey.
00:32:23Watch your little ass on me.
00:32:24Oh, yeah.
00:32:25What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:26No, Gabby.
00:32:27Wait.
00:32:28Let her go.
00:32:29She chased me.
00:32:30She's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32Chase him.
00:32:33You're up.
00:32:34Truth or dare.
00:32:35Dare.
00:32:36I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:40Rose.
00:32:41Rose.
00:32:42Rose.
00:32:43Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:44What?
00:32:45I'd love to.
00:32:47I'd love to.
00:32:48Ah.
00:32:49I'd love to.
00:32:50Ah.
00:32:51I'm sorry.
00:32:52I'm sorry.
00:32:53I'm sorry.
00:32:54I'm sorry for you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:57Rose.
00:32:58Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:59What?
00:33:00I'd love to.
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:06Ah.
00:33:17Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:30Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:40Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:45Um.
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:49Hi.
00:34:10So beautiful.
00:34:11Hi.
00:34:12Hi.
00:34:21What the?!
00:34:27What the?!
00:34:28Oh, God!
00:34:58Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:03Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:11I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:03Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please, what if I want to make this harder?
00:36:11No, hey, stop!
00:36:12Stop!
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14Oh, shit!
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:22Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:50Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:53Oh, my God.
00:36:56Okay.
00:36:57I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:12Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No.
00:37:24Forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:13But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:20Mm.
00:38:217 PM.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:43I'm so sorry.
00:38:44I'm so scared.
00:38:45I'm so scared.
00:38:46How are you?
00:38:47I can't see you.
00:38:48I'm so scared.
00:38:49Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:19Hey Rose, small world, what are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:11What?
00:40:12I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55Okay?
00:40:56No.
00:40:57No.
00:40:58No.
00:40:59No.
00:41:00No.
00:41:01No.
00:41:02No.
00:41:03No.
00:41:04No.
00:41:05No.
00:41:06No.
00:41:07No.
00:41:08No.
00:41:09No.
00:41:10No.
00:41:11No.
00:41:12No.
00:41:13No.
00:41:14No.
00:41:15No.
00:41:16No.
00:41:17No.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:47It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:17What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloane.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloane posted this.
00:42:47Jason and Sloane?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloane.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:36You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:13Bitch, fight.
00:44:16Bitch, fight.
00:44:17Bitch, fight.
00:44:18Bitch, fight.
00:44:19Bitch, fight.
00:44:20Bitch, fight.
00:44:21Bitch, fight.
00:44:23No.
00:44:25Girls.
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my foot.
00:44:31Rose, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:45:01And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon, we're going to be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But.
00:46:33You.
00:46:35And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39That was so hot.
00:46:50I don't know.
00:47:20Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:50How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:32She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me, for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16Huh?
00:49:17I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:29Why are you wet?
00:49:59It doesn't matter.
00:50:03I have an idea.
00:50:07What?
00:50:08Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:14You are going to go kill me at all?
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:35You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:44Yeah.
00:50:45Pretty much.
00:50:48And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52Okay.
00:50:53You're different when you're like this.
00:51:08You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:22Yourself.
00:51:23I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:32Neither did I.
00:51:36I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:43I'm a virgin.
00:51:58I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you too.
00:52:30I'm a virgin.
00:52:41I love you too.
00:52:42I love you too.
00:52:43I love you too.
00:52:45I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:15So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:42What?
00:53:44Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:06What?
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:36You're bummed?
00:54:37I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:47Well.
00:54:48Maybe.
00:54:49Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:58I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:16Are we ready to leave?
00:55:17Are we ready to leave?
00:55:18Hey, Gabby.
00:55:19Rose.
00:55:20Get over here right away.
00:55:21Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:22Wait, what?
00:55:23What happened?
00:55:24Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:25Something happened to Jason.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:28Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49She's so beautiful.
00:55:51Ahem.
00:55:56People.
00:55:57Everyone.
00:55:58I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Ozby Rose.
00:56:11Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:16Hang on.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:26No.
00:56:27Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:53What the?
00:56:54Duh.
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:05And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:08You bitch.
00:57:09Security.
00:57:11Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:13No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:16Do not touch me.
00:57:17Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:19I'm sorry.
00:57:20No.
00:57:21I'm a good boy.
00:57:22I'm a very proud, dude I'm not gonna get off me.
00:57:23There it is.
00:57:24No.
00:57:25No.
00:57:26Hello.
00:57:27Right.
00:57:28Hello.
00:57:29Hello.
00:57:30Hello.
00:57:31Hello.
00:57:32Hello.
00:57:33Hello.
00:57:34Hi, hi.
00:57:35Hi.
00:57:36Hi.
00:57:37Hello.
00:57:38Hi.
00:57:39Hi.
00:57:40Hi.
00:57:41Hi.
00:57:42Hi.
00:57:43Hi.
00:57:44Hi.
00:57:44Hi.
00:57:45Hi.
00:57:46Hi.
00:57:47This year's prom queen is...
00:57:54Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are.
00:58:30Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:53I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:08And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:21I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:25She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:34Hey.
00:59:35You wanna dance?
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:37Yeah, yeah.
00:59:38Hey, wanna dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:08Everyone, all right, all right, I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take
01:00:19a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:29Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:35Congratulations.
01:00:42Yes, girl.
01:00:49And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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