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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
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00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:19which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro it gets hansy hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's fine it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasing
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come
00:06:21later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow oh my god
00:07:28ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:59what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:36so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06can't we sign up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:15well it's
00:11:17more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise
00:11:24we'll win
00:11:25plus
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27you're crazy
00:11:29rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon
00:11:47is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:11that smart anyways
00:12:12so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0
00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:42she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:48it's not everyday someone can go from background to center
00:12:50stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56love set
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who
00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:06huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08oh my god
00:13:09oh my god ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see you
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god
00:13:49ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school
00:13:58and be a regular teen
00:13:59um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:02she told me so herself
00:14:02wow
00:14:04you know
00:14:07for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:09we start gossip chains
00:14:10to keep the plebes in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:13watch this
00:14:14now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:29hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your
00:14:42rich little friend
00:14:43what
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:48what
00:14:52gabby
00:15:01you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:08you lied to me
00:15:09what
00:15:10you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:13wait what
00:15:14you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:23who told you
00:15:24doesn't matter
00:15:26coach is looking for you
00:15:27yeah i'm coming
00:15:28gabby
00:15:30yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:34everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:38take a thought
00:15:39okay i didn't start that
00:15:41but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:47let me make it up to you
00:15:49how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:58this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:02skip it
00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:06no tricks
00:16:08just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:27i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:33relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:40and you have a butler
00:16:43okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49bye
00:17:13why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:23i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:25it's not all that
00:17:28plus no amount of money can protect you from people like slo
00:17:35so what are you gonna do
00:17:38i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41do you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:45no way
00:17:47no way
00:17:48i could teach you
00:17:49girls day
00:17:50and a vendetta
00:17:52and that's rich
00:17:54that's rich
00:17:55that's rich
00:17:57birch
00:18:00n
00:18:15she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a
00:18:29racket you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called
00:18:35eye contact sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite
00:18:45enough this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball you should
00:19:03definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different brands
00:19:11of lipstick and i'm the criminal
00:19:12listen here rose smith consider this your strike one three strikes and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:50uh please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends
00:19:57um okay
00:20:01i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay i think you swear
00:20:07so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't say those things about you that was just sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right that figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip
00:20:43oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually
00:21:11you
00:21:11are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please you loved it
00:21:23you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it
00:21:27because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:34and yours was always fake
00:21:37oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:46and yours was always fake
00:21:49you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54and by the way
00:21:56your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58okay i don't know what that means
00:22:00but it better mean awesome
00:22:01it means it sucks
00:22:04says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08says the low class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay well you think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:43hey
00:22:45hey
00:23:11hey
00:23:13hey
00:23:14i need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of important
00:23:18no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up
00:23:23i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:29after hitting sloan in the face i could really use the help
00:23:33i can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:35cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:38after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43yeah
00:23:50i can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:07like that
00:24:12okay
00:24:13ready
00:24:15oh
00:24:18yeah
00:24:21you should join the tennis team
00:24:27you know
00:24:30i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:34yeah
00:24:35yeah
00:24:36hey
00:24:37hey
00:24:38shh
00:24:39shh
00:24:40shh
00:24:41shh
00:24:42shh
00:24:43shh
00:24:44shh
00:24:45shh
00:24:46shh
00:24:47shh
00:24:48shh
00:24:49shh
00:24:50shh
00:24:51shh
00:24:52shh
00:24:53you won't get away with this
00:25:06whoops
00:25:07looks like laundry day came early
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:40Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:02Oh, my God.
00:26:06Oh, my God.
00:26:10What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:40Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:33Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Settle down, settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about me?
00:28:39Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:29:04Boopy.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, you're going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Um...
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51How about a little game of Truth or Dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:16Truth or Dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or Dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin!
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or Dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:08Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:37If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or Dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I did.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:48So beautiful.
00:34:10What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:29What the...
00:34:46wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross
00:35:04it's true i've seen you together he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house
00:35:12i have photos he's not her sugar daddy but there is an even bigger secret
00:35:20i know exactly who that man is
00:35:27i know who that man is
00:35:37it's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic
00:35:43remember rose you invited me over to your place for the barbecue
00:35:47yeah that was a really fun day
00:35:49oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:52eric
00:35:55hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there
00:36:02well you got a nice butt eric we're just friends let's be more than friends
00:36:08please don't make this harder please i wonder if i want to make it
00:36:11no hey stop stop hey i told you to watch your move
00:36:14asshole
00:36:17what are you laughing at loser
00:36:24where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come
00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:30you don't even know her yeah i do asshole no
00:36:35she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:49she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:54oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point her
00:37:00i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil
00:37:14they're horrible unlike you
00:37:17are you still up for saturday night
00:37:23no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen with me
00:37:28i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to feel bad for what that
00:37:35did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:44audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:49come on just say yes
00:37:50okay okay okay
00:38:01where i was early for my first real date
00:38:09hello this is rachel from shape lv unfortunately we're over booked tonight but mr gray has called me
00:38:15to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant shea maurice 7 pm oh okay thanks
00:38:39understand the assignment
00:38:40uh
00:38:53Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood up.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:45I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But there's something I got to tell you.
00:40:25What?
00:40:26I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:42What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm going to run to the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:25What?
00:41:29I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:31I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:44Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:01Hey, Virgin.
00:43:02Did you hear the news?
00:43:03Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:04And we're going to prom together.
00:43:06Hmm.
00:43:07That's a lie.
00:43:08Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:10Oh.
00:43:11Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:12Enough, Sloan.
00:43:13I'm done.
00:43:14I'm done.
00:43:15Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:16You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:17Everyone knows it.
00:43:18And no one knows it.
00:43:19And no one knows it.
00:43:20You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:21You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:22You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:23You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:24And no one knows it.
00:43:25And no one seems to care.
00:43:26And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:27Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:28Because I don't believe it.
00:43:29And even if it's a low-rent slut, I'm just a low-rent slut.
00:43:30And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:31And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:33Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:34Because I don't believe it.
00:43:37And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:40Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty skanky mouth.
00:43:44What am I?
00:43:45I'm just a little more jealous.
00:43:46I'm just a little bit jealous.
00:43:50You'll beware.
00:43:51Yeah.
00:43:52You'll beware.
00:43:53Add d'Nots.
00:43:54You'll beware.
00:43:55You'll beware.
00:43:56You'll beware.
00:43:57And you'll beware.
00:43:58You'll beware.
00:43:59You'll beware.
00:44:00Okay, come here.
00:44:01I'll beware.
00:44:02Inky mouth, you take that back, or what?
00:44:10You take that back, or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight
00:44:24Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow, ow my foot, oh my god, I think she broke my foot
00:44:32Rose, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence
00:44:39Third strike, you're out, expelled
00:44:44Now go get your things
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her, I didn't touch you
00:44:50I said go
00:44:53You heard the man go
00:45:03And?
00:45:08Expelled
00:45:12But the academy decathlon
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry
00:45:19I'm so sorry
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, dead-witted bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college
00:45:38I'm not gonna go to college
00:45:39Oh, honey, you were never going to college
00:45:42You're too stupid
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic proof!
00:45:58You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:10Gabby, wait
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose
00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost
00:46:23But I tried
00:46:24No, I don't get a scholarship
00:46:27I don't get to go to college
00:46:30And it's all because of you
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35And your drama
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot
00:46:53Where are you?
00:46:54All right
00:46:56You're with the helpers
00:46:58We're at the stage
00:47:00To the stage
00:47:01Where we're on
00:47:02Is the sound of a yellow
00:47:03Who wants to be a helper
00:47:05Who wants to be?
00:47:07But...
00:47:09You're with the helpers
00:47:11You're with the helpers
00:47:13You're with the helpers
00:47:15You're...
00:47:17You're with the helpers
00:47:19Oh, you're with the helpers
00:47:20Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:50How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16Huh?
00:49:17I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:50Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:20You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:58Keep on!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:07I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, Rose.
00:53:13I worked up an appetite.
00:53:14So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:24Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:37I have something important to ask you.
00:53:40Uh-oh. What?
00:53:42What?
00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:04I was expelled.
00:54:06What?
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:09Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:31Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:35Bummed.
00:54:37Bummed?
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:47Well...
00:54:49Maybe.
00:54:52Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:53I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:55Yes, indeed. I am aware.
00:54:57But...
00:54:59I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:02Are we ready to leave?
00:55:03Hey, Gabby.
00:55:04Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:05Something's happened to Chasen.
00:55:06Wait, what?
00:55:07What happened?
00:55:09Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:11Something's happened to Chasen.
00:55:12Quick, thanks.
00:55:14Okay.
00:55:15I'm sorry.
00:55:16I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:17Yes, indeed. I am aware.
00:55:18But...
00:55:19I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:21Are we ready to leave?
00:55:23Hey, Gabby.
00:55:24Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Chasen.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:29Huh?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Chasen.
00:55:34Quick, thanks.
00:55:35Jason, where's Chasen?
00:55:46Where's Chasen?
00:55:47Where's Chasen?
00:55:48Audrey Rose.
00:55:49She's so beautiful.
00:55:56People, everyone,
00:55:58I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh, my God.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Osby Rose.
00:56:11Give me that.
00:56:13Chasen.
00:56:14Chasen.
00:56:15Chasen.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:32No, everyone.
00:56:33Turn it off.
00:56:34Turn off the videos.
00:56:35You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:37And Sloan drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:40And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:41You bitch.
00:56:42Security.
00:56:43Please escort Sloan to my home.
00:56:44And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:45You bitch.
00:56:46Security.
00:56:47Please escort Sloan to my home.
00:56:50Not Rose.
00:56:51And Sloan drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:54And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:56You bitch.
00:56:57Security.
00:56:58It was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloan drugged Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:05And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room, you bitch.
00:57:10Security, please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:13No, no, get off me! Do not touch me! Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:17Chasen!
00:57:18Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:45And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:47This year's prom queen is...
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Oh!
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Yeah!
00:58:17Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls,
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:37Hey.
00:59:37Hey.
00:59:37You want to dance?
00:59:39Hey.
00:59:39Hey.
00:59:39Hey.
00:59:40Hey.
00:59:43Hey.
00:59:44Hey.
00:59:44Hey.
00:59:46You want to dance?
01:00:02Wanna dance?
01:00:06Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:23We are proud to announce that Gabi has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:31Gabi, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.
01:00:39Yes, girl.
01:00:52Yes, girl.
01:01:01And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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