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00:00:00Nate Duncan, my stepbrother, the one boy I should have never fallen for, Zach Gates,
00:00:09the hockey team's resident bad boy, and my biggest enemy.
00:00:13Wait, your sex in the campus?
00:00:14Oh no, my biggest secret.
00:00:16So you want to keep this between us?
00:00:17You don't have to make it up to me.
00:00:18Rule number one, don't suddenly kiss me.
00:00:21Rule number two, no feelings.
00:00:23Nobody's going to hurt Jane Long here.
00:00:25You think I'm going to catch feelings?
00:00:27Last one, the rest of my suit.
00:00:28I think I'm starting to like this contract.
00:00:32The stories you wrote about me, I read them.
00:00:34You have a crush on me, your own stepbrother.
00:00:37Nate is mine.
00:00:39Walking around campus naked, Jane.
00:00:41They're spreading rumors to get Zach canceled.
00:00:43You've got girls lined up begging to have a chance with you, and you picked Jane Wellesley.
00:00:49Zach!
00:00:49You're being expelled.
00:00:51Then the deal's done.
00:00:52You won't have to see me again.
00:00:58It's senior Nate Duncan's farewell championship.
00:01:02Can he lead this team with back-for-back victories one last time before he evacuates?
00:01:07We'll find out tonight.
00:01:11There goes Nate Duncan.
00:01:12Pass it over to Zach Gates.
00:01:15Can you believe it?
00:01:24Zach Gates has scored the final shot.
00:01:26Freshman superstar gets the win.
00:01:29Move over Nate, Duncan.
00:01:30There's a new MVP of the Iceman's hockey team, and his name is Zach Gates.
00:01:34That game was supposed to be your victory lap.
00:01:46Zach totally stole your moment.
00:01:50It's so not fair.
00:01:51He's the one-
00:01:52It's fun.
00:01:53Nothing I can do now.
00:01:55Nate Duncan, my stepbrother.
00:01:58The one boy I should have never fallen for.
00:02:01I should have never fallen for.
00:02:04You know this is the men's locker room, right?
00:02:18You trying to catch the MVP coming out of the shower?
00:02:20Zach Gates.
00:02:21The hockey team's resident bad boy.
00:02:23Nate's worst rival and my biggest enemy.
00:02:27Urgent paperwork.
00:02:28Turn it in before 5 p.m.
00:02:29Got it?
00:02:30Where's my please and thank you glasses?
00:02:31You know, the hockey team's assistant should treat the superstar with respect.
00:02:34Then why did you steal Nate's pass on purpose?
00:02:36He's supposed to be the superstar and this was his last game.
00:02:39Trying to think of stepbrother's honor, huh?
00:02:41Is that my fault and better than him?
00:02:42Nate Duncan's out.
00:02:43I'm the star player at Maple University now.
00:02:45Nate will always be the star player to me.
00:02:50He looks like a god gliding across the ice.
00:02:52When he hit that hat trick, my heart fluttered like a thousand butterflies.
00:02:55Wow, Jane, I know you're such a poet.
00:02:56He holds that long, thick hoppy stick so expertly.
00:02:59I can't help but wonder what he could do with his own.
00:03:01Oh god, that's the erotica novel I wrote about Nate.
00:03:04Wait, is this porn?
00:03:05Give it back.
00:03:13The only players that have hit a hat trick on our team are Nate and I.
00:03:15So, Jane Wellesie, who's the star of your sexual fantasies?
00:03:18Your stepbrother or me?
00:03:20Jane, I know you're my stepsister, but I am so deeply in love with you.
00:03:38Hello?
00:03:39You're just fantasizing about me again?
00:03:41Yeah, right.
00:03:41The only place I see you is in my nightmares.
00:03:43So you were fantasizing about your stepbrother.
00:03:46That's not what I said.
00:03:47Wait, your sex in the campus?
00:03:50I've heard of you.
00:03:51You wrote the Virgin's bucket list, right?
00:03:53Oh no, my crush and my pen name.
00:03:56My two biggest secrets and how my worst enemy knows them both.
00:03:59Don't you dare tell anyone.
00:04:00You're threatening me?
00:04:01You know, everyone knew that the villain was supposed to be based on me, Mr. Z.
00:04:05Said he couldn't get it up.
00:04:06So you want to keep this between us?
00:04:12You're going to have to make it up to me.
00:04:13I want you to publish a new story about me.
00:04:18Tell everyone that you saw with your own eyes.
00:04:20I can very much get it up.
00:04:22In fact, you're going to tell everyone I got the best, uh, you know what on campus.
00:04:27He's hot.
00:04:28But he's still an asshole.
00:04:31Fine.
00:04:32All right, wait.
00:04:33I'm not done.
00:04:34I think I deserve a kiss for, you know, additional compensation.
00:04:37You just slap me?
00:04:43I can write stories for you, but kiss you, I would rather die.
00:04:46You might be begging me to kiss you.
00:04:47Shut up!
00:04:53I can't believe I let Zach blackmail me.
00:04:55Babe, you're so damn sexy.
00:05:06Move your hips a little.
00:05:07Yeah, just like that.
00:05:10Uh, uh, Jane.
00:05:12Uh, uh, Jane.
00:05:14Uh, you were just enjoying the supply closet.
00:05:17Uh, Melissa, just transfer here.
00:05:19She's captain of the cheer team.
00:05:22Jane will see, right?
00:05:24It's been forever.
00:05:26You two know each other?
00:05:27Know each other?
00:05:29Melissa made my life a living hell in high school.
00:05:32If you're so anorexic, then why are you so, so fat?
00:05:38I think you're doing it all for attention.
00:05:41But if we really are starving, then we can help you out.
00:05:46Melissa Shelton is a monster.
00:05:48Thanks to her, I spent graduation day in my therapist's office.
00:05:51I thought I left my high school trauma behind.
00:05:53But now she's back.
00:05:54And she's taking away the thing I want most.
00:05:56Nate.
00:05:58I'll, uh, leave you two to catch up.
00:06:03So, your Nate's stepsister?
00:06:10If you say a word to him about what I did to you,
00:06:13I'll make sure your college years are just like I said.
00:06:16A living hell.
00:06:17Okay.
00:06:23I'm not the same little girl you used to bully.
00:06:26I'm not scared of you.
00:06:27So I'm going to tell Nate whatever I want because he's too good for you.
00:06:31That's not what he says in bed.
00:06:33What?
00:06:45Nate!
00:06:45She shocked me!
00:06:46Melissa!
00:06:47Melissa!
00:06:48Jane, what the hell?
00:06:50No, she's lying.
00:06:51I did it.
00:06:52What?
00:06:52You think she would cut herself on glass on purpose?
00:06:54Why would you do this?
00:06:55You owe her an apology.
00:06:59You think she would cut herself on glass on purpose?
00:07:01Why would you do this?
00:07:02You owe her an apology.
00:07:03That didn't happen.
00:07:05Nate, Jane and I didn't get along in high school.
00:07:07And I was just trying to make things better.
00:07:10I didn't be friends.
00:07:11And she refuses to forgive me.
00:07:15High school's over, Jane.
00:07:16You can't act like a child anymore.
00:07:19Can't you just let it go?
00:07:20Melissa's a nice girl.
00:07:21But she's the one who hurt me.
00:07:23No more excuses.
00:07:25Just go.
00:07:26Leave us alone.
00:07:27Oh, my God.
00:07:50When he hit that hat trick, my heart fluttered into a thousand butterflies.
00:07:55No, no, no, no.
00:07:58Give it back.
00:07:59That's private.
00:08:00Hold on.
00:08:01Hat trick.
00:08:02Nate?
00:08:04Is this about you?
00:08:07Oh, my God, Jane.
00:08:09Don't tell me you have a crush on your own stepbrother.
00:08:13This isn't true, right?
00:08:16She's a nobody loser.
00:08:17Does she really think she's good enough for Nate?
00:08:19She's our star hockey player.
00:08:20I know.
00:08:20Nate looks mortified.
00:08:21Hey, I'd be embarrassed, too, if my own stepsister was so obsessed with me.
00:08:24And look at Jane.
00:08:25I'm sure she'd rather go crawl up in a hole and die right about now.
00:08:29I never wanted Nate to find out like this.
00:08:31The way he's looking at me, how could I ever think he'd want me?
00:08:34He never will now.
00:08:37Jane, are you?
00:08:46Nate's not the only player who's pulled off a hat trick.
00:08:48Story's about me.
00:08:56Why would Jane write a love story about you?
00:08:58You haven't heard?
00:09:01Jane's my girlfriend.
00:09:07Jane's my girlfriend.
00:09:09Girlfriend?
00:09:10What is he doing?
00:09:14There's no way you two are dating.
00:09:16Jane, is he serious?
00:09:17Is Zach your boyfriend?
00:09:18If I don't admit to dating Zach, then everyone will know I were R-rated fanfic about my freaking
00:09:23stepbrother.
00:09:24Tell him, Glasses.
00:09:27Don't you want everyone to know the truth?
00:09:31Yes.
00:09:32Zach is my boyfriend.
00:09:34I've liked him for a really long time.
00:09:36No way Zach turned me down for that ugly loser.
00:09:39Is Jane blackmailing you or something?
00:09:42You want proof?
00:09:42I've never been kissed before.
00:09:51Words are overrated.
00:09:53Silence speaks my thoughts.
00:09:55When you touch me like a secret language just for us.
00:09:59Skull it out of my lips.
00:10:00Use your fingertips.
00:10:01Zach Gates gave me my first kiss.
00:10:03Is that enough proof for you?
00:10:06Now you know why I wouldn't go to your dorm last night, Melissa.
00:10:08Like I told you, I'm not interested.
00:10:15So, don't bother us again, alright?
00:10:17What the hell?
00:10:19You think you're all that, huh, freshman?
00:10:20Telling me that you've been hitting on my stepsister while my girlfriend's been trying to
00:10:24still mess around with you?
00:10:26No, no, Nate.
00:10:26No, shut up.
00:10:28Jane, you told me you hated him.
00:10:29Well, I...
00:10:30It's called flirting.
00:10:35Nate, wait.
00:10:35Come on, baby.
00:10:41Let's get out of here.
00:10:45Listen, I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend
00:10:51wasn't exactly part of the deal.
00:10:53And you kissed me in front of everyone, and now everyone thinks we're actually together.
00:10:56How am I supposed to explain this?
00:10:59You don't.
00:11:03What do you mean?
00:11:03You need a fake boyfriend to hide your crush on your stepbrother, and I...
00:11:07You need me to write about how well-endowed you are.
00:11:11I got it.
00:11:13Or...
00:11:14I've really liked you for a really long time, and I want to do this to...
00:11:20spend more time with you.
00:11:23We hate each other.
00:11:24Everyone knows this.
00:11:25Good luck convincing people this relationship is legit.
00:11:28Well, I'm a very persuasive person, Jane.
00:11:29You know, if you want my best work, the price is going to go up.
00:11:35What else do you want?
00:11:36I failed my literature class last semester.
00:11:38You're the only person that got an A-plus, so I need you to write my final essay.
00:11:42There is no way I'm cheating for you.
00:11:44All right.
00:11:45I could ask somebody else.
00:11:46You can walk away now.
00:11:50If you don't mind me telling everybody that you're secretly riding softcore by your stepbrother
00:11:54in your spare time.
00:11:59Fine.
00:12:00I will pretend to be your fake girlfriend and write your stupid essay.
00:12:04But there will be rules.
00:12:08Rule number one.
00:12:09Don't suddenly kiss me.
00:12:11Hey, if we're going to be in a fake relationship, we're going to kiss a lot.
00:12:15I thought you really liked that first kiss.
00:12:18All right.
00:12:18I can reluctantly accept that.
00:12:21But just to be clear, I do not like kissing you.
00:12:23All right.
00:12:23Back to the point.
00:12:24Rule number one.
00:12:25Absolutely no sex.
00:12:28Rule number two.
00:12:29No feelings.
00:12:31You think I'm going to catch feelings?
00:12:34Rule number three.
00:12:36This fake relationship will last for one month.
00:12:38That gives us enough time for all this to blow over.
00:12:41I will give you your finished essay at the end of this month.
00:12:44And rule number four.
00:12:45We tell no one.
00:12:46No exceptions.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:48I agree to your terms.
00:12:49I got some rules of my own to add.
00:12:52Number one.
00:12:53You come to every single one of my games this month.
00:12:57Number two.
00:12:59You come to every party with me.
00:13:00Including homecoming.
00:13:04Last one.
00:13:05We're throwing a party tomorrow to celebrate my MVP win.
00:13:08You're coming.
00:13:10Wear a swimsuit.
00:13:11Make it sexy.
00:13:13I might be a dorky wallflower in real life, but online, I'm the blogger every girl at Maple
00:13:26University can't wait to hear from.
00:13:28At Sex and the Campus, we talk about boys, sex, and how to find your true self.
00:13:33The fact that I'm actually a virgin, that's something no one needs to know.
00:13:38Best sex at Maple U?
00:13:39It has to be someone on the hockey team.
00:13:42I heard Zach Gates has the best hockey stick on the team, if you know what I mean.
00:13:46Nate Duncan's not bad.
00:13:48I wonder who's better.
00:13:49Mr. N in the virgin's bucket list is definitely based on Nate, right?
00:13:54Which makes Mr. Z Zach.
00:13:56He can't even get it up.
00:13:58Why don't we let the host be the judge?
00:14:01Don't forget to tell everyone who's better.
00:14:03I'm watching you.
00:14:05I want you to publish a new story about me,
00:14:07and tell everyone you saw with your own eyes I can very much get it up.
00:14:11I can very much get it up.
00:14:14Take my girlfriend.
00:14:15Okay.
00:14:19And remember to wear your best swimsuit.
00:14:23I don't like pink.
00:14:24Wear a swimsuit.
00:14:26Make it sexy.
00:14:29Oh, Zach Gates.
00:14:34Oh!
00:14:41Following his fashion advice wasn't part of the rules.
00:14:47Sexy, sexy.
00:14:49I can't believe I agreed to come to this party.
00:14:53Wow.
00:14:54She actually had the guts to show up.
00:14:58She looks incredible.
00:15:03Knew you'd wear pink.
00:15:06Because you hate it.
00:15:07It's actually my favorite color.
00:15:16Who's that girl with hot Zach?
00:15:18Bro, who's that girl in the pink?
00:15:21Why is everyone staring at me?
00:15:23She's the most beautiful girl here.
00:15:25Yeah.
00:15:29OMG.
00:15:30Nate is here.
00:15:32Wait, is that Jane the nerd?
00:15:34She looks like a whole new person without those thick ass glasses.
00:15:37Why are they here together?
00:15:39Jane is so lucky.
00:15:40Zach does every girl's dream boyfriend.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:43Today, I'm not Jane the wallflower.
00:15:44For the first time, everyone is looking at me.
00:15:47Talking about me.
00:15:48All because I'm the hockey star's new girlfriend.
00:15:50Well, he's a girlfriend.
00:15:53You can touch me, you know.
00:15:54I don't bite.
00:15:57Nate's looking right at us.
00:15:59If you want to put on a convincing act, you're going to have to work with me here.
00:16:01I guess I have no choice but to trust you.
00:16:03I think I'm starting to like this contract.
00:16:11Let's see how far I can push it.
00:16:15Hey.
00:16:16Hands above the waist and off my butt, you pervert.
00:16:19I was in the rules.
00:16:20Remind me to amend the contract.
00:16:33Me.
00:16:40It's so sunny out today.
00:16:41Why don't I put some more sunscreen on you?
00:16:58You want to shove them up?
00:17:00You got more muscles than Duncan?
00:17:01I don't know.
00:17:04Why are you so scared?
00:17:06You write way spicier stuff in your erotica.
00:17:11Or wait, don't tell me.
00:17:12Are those just fantasies and you don't have any actual experience?
00:17:15I'd rather die than answer that question.
00:17:17I want to help you, but you got to trust me.
00:17:26I'm not scared.
00:17:28I'm not scared.
00:17:28I'm not scared.
00:17:31I'm not scared.
00:17:48I'm not scared.
00:17:49I'm not scared.
00:17:50I can get used to this.
00:17:51They want to make this a competition?
00:18:03Let's give them one.
00:18:14Dang, boy!
00:18:15It's getting heated over there.
00:18:17The hockey players are getting all the action.
00:18:21It's getting heated over there.
00:18:51That's my turn.
00:18:56It's just a school job giving me a massage.
00:18:59I'm a virgin.
00:19:01O.M.G.
00:19:05His hands are like magic.
00:19:07I can feel myself melting.
00:19:08I promise that you'll never be lonely, just us two.
00:19:14Come on, let's run away.
00:19:15What are you doing?
00:19:18Showing you how to drive your stepbrother insane?
00:19:21Really?
00:19:22Right in front of me.
00:19:23Zach, what do you think you're doing to Jane?
00:19:39Just protecting my precious girlfriend's skin from the harsh rays of the sun.
00:19:42You do the same for Melissa, right?
00:19:43Wait, you're not jealous then with your stepsister, right?
00:19:51Jane?
00:19:54Jane?
00:19:54I think we should talk.
00:19:56Hey, Jane.
00:19:58I'm your boyfriend.
00:19:59I'm not going home with this guy.
00:20:00We're just going to talk.
00:20:02I won't break any rules.
00:20:03I promise.
00:20:07You shouldn't be dating him, Jane.
00:20:11He's a player.
00:20:11There's no way he actually likes you.
00:20:13I'm sorry?
00:20:14I know what these hockey guys are like.
00:20:15You're not his type.
00:20:16He's probably just messing around with his rival's baby sister to throw me off.
00:20:20Because I'm not the type of girl guys want to date, right?
00:20:22Because I'm the type they want to use.
00:20:24You think only girls like Melissa are good enough to date hockey stars.
00:20:26No, I didn't say that.
00:20:27It's what you meant.
00:20:28I didn't know you thought so little of me.
00:20:30Okay.
00:20:33What did that dickhead say to you?
00:20:37Nothing.
00:20:39Everyone and I saw us together.
00:20:40Can we leave now?
00:20:41Party just started.
00:20:42We haven't even gone swimming.
00:20:43I don't want to swim.
00:20:44You don't want to swim or you don't want to swim with me?
00:20:46What is she hiding from me?
00:20:51You don't want to swim or you don't want to swim with me?
00:20:54Come on, Jane.
00:20:55Don't be shy.
00:20:57I cover my body as much as possible.
00:20:59My eating disorder left me with stretch marks.
00:21:01I don't want anyone to see.
00:21:03Fine.
00:21:04Leave.
00:21:04See if I care.
00:21:05Wait, Zach.
00:21:06I just don't like pool parties.
00:21:09I can't let him or anyone here see my body.
00:21:12The things they'd say, it would be like high school all over again.
00:21:15Wow, Jane.
00:21:17I thought you were just a dorky little virgin.
00:21:19I didn't know you had it in you, Zach.
00:21:21Like such a skank.
00:21:22What?
00:21:23Jealous that Nate was watching me?
00:21:24Oh, I knew you were doing it for his attention.
00:21:26You know what will really get him excited?
00:21:29Hmm?
00:21:29What are you doing?
00:21:35This is a cool party.
00:21:37You were desperate enough to want the attention, so come on, Jane.
00:21:40Let's let everyone see that banging body.
00:21:42No wonder former fat girls like you cover themselves up.
00:21:59You look like a wrinkled old grocery bag.
00:22:01Not even an eating disorder could make you beautiful.
00:22:04Those stretch marks are disgusting.
00:22:06You can't pull off the innocent act forever, Melissa.
00:22:08Sooner or later, everyone's going to find out what a nasty, jealous bully you are.
00:22:12Oh, I'm so scared.
00:22:14Nobody would believe a pathetic loser like you.
00:22:17I bet Nate will.
00:22:20You pushed me.
00:22:22You cut me with glass.
00:22:24No, I didn't.
00:22:30You set me up, you crazy.
00:22:32You're the crazy one.
00:22:34Nate can't trust you.
00:22:36He thinks you're pathetic.
00:22:37My bitch.
00:22:39He's my stepbrother.
00:22:40I think he knows me better than that.
00:22:42We'll see about that.
00:22:43Hey, Jane.
00:22:44You never learned how to swim, right?
00:22:45Let's see who's more important to Nate.
00:22:47His sweet, beautiful girlfriend or his ugly, useless stepsister.
00:22:52Let's see who's more important to Nate.
00:22:55His sweet, beautiful girlfriend or his ugly, useless stepsister.
00:23:00Crazy, let go of me.
00:23:10Hey!
00:23:11Hey!
00:23:13I can't breathe!
00:23:14I can't breathe!
00:23:15Let's go!
00:23:16Hey!
00:23:17Hey!
00:23:22Help!
00:23:23Help!
00:23:24Help!
00:23:25Help!
00:23:25Help!
00:23:28Help!
00:23:30Help!
00:23:32Help!
00:23:32No!
00:23:33Melanie!
00:23:33I can't breathe!
00:23:42Help!
00:23:43Help!
00:23:43Oh.
00:23:44Help!
00:23:44Help!
00:23:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:24:15It was Jane.
00:24:18She pushed me.
00:24:19She said it's because I took all your attention.
00:24:21She pushed me.
00:24:23She knows I can't swim.
00:24:24Why the hell would she do that?
00:24:26She's trying to be your friend.
00:24:27Jane, I didn't realize you could be this childish and cruel.
00:24:29You could have seriously hurt Melissa.
00:24:31Childish and cruel?
00:24:32Mate, you know me.
00:24:33I thought you would trust me.
00:24:34No, you've lost my trust.
00:24:36I swear, if you ever go near Melissa again, don't threaten my girlfriend.
00:24:39Or you won't like what happens next.
00:24:40Don't try me, you freshman pussy.
00:24:45Get the hell out of my party and take her with you.
00:24:53Nate, do I really have to leave the party?
00:24:59Jane Wellesley, this is all your fault.
00:25:12Looks like I found someone's dirty little secret.
00:25:15I'm sorry, I shouldn't have stormed off earlier.
00:25:26I didn't have to go home.
00:25:29Can you take the towel off?
00:25:33Don't.
00:25:34I know it's okay.
00:25:37You see this scar?
00:25:38It happened during training when I was a kid.
00:25:40I took a nasty fall,
00:25:42and now my shoulders were kind of lopsided.
00:25:43And for the longest time, I didn't want to take my shirt off,
00:25:46because I was convinced that I looked like a monster.
00:25:49I'm not.
00:25:49Not at all.
00:25:50Neither do you.
00:25:52My mom always told me,
00:25:53our scars make us beautiful.
00:25:56It shows that we can overcome anything.
00:25:58And listen, Jane Wellesley,
00:26:00you gotta ignore when Melissa tries to call you ugly,
00:26:03and don't listen to anything that Nate says.
00:26:05Okay, they're idiots.
00:26:07You don't need their approval anyway.
00:26:08You want to tell me your scar story?
00:26:12My dad died when I was a senior in high school.
00:26:15My whole world came crashing down.
00:26:18I stopped eating,
00:26:19and never really started again.
00:26:22My weight plummeted,
00:26:23and then I got these scars.
00:26:26I got these scars.
00:26:38You're too pretty to be ashamed.
00:26:56Jane has feelings for you.
00:26:58No wonder she hates me so much.
00:27:00Maybe you should just break up with me and go be with her,
00:27:03if that's what you want.
00:27:05Why the hell would I want to date my stepsister?
00:27:07And there's no way she'd want to date me, either.
00:27:11She's in the bathroom.
00:27:12She can tell you herself.
00:27:16Jane, are you in there?
00:27:17I think we should talk.
00:27:18There's nowhere to hide, Jane.
00:27:21Nate knows all about your little secret crush on...
00:27:25Wait.
00:27:35They're going to make low-key kind of two together.
00:27:38They're getting my vote for a couple of the year.
00:27:40Will you guys close the door from the middle of something?
00:27:44No, bro.
00:27:45We're about to play Truth or Shot.
00:27:46You've got to...
00:27:46You can't skip out.
00:27:48Nate, Melissa, you guys got to play, too.
00:27:50I don't want them in my house.
00:27:51It's more fun with the whole team.
00:27:53Truth or Shot.
00:27:55Truth or Shot.
00:27:56Truth or Shot.
00:27:57Remember, honest answers only.
00:28:00If you're too afraid to answer, then you have to take a shot of this.
00:28:05The nastiest bottom-shelf vodka there is.
00:28:08All right, first question.
00:28:09Zach, what do you think is Jane's sexiest body part?
00:28:16Lifts.
00:28:18She has a way of saying things that keeps me up at night.
00:28:20Okay, okay, next question, Jane.
00:28:25What do you think is Zach's sexiest body part?
00:28:35Uh, answer the question, Glasses.
00:28:45His hands.
00:28:46Oh, yeah.
00:28:47I'm great with my hands.
00:28:48Okay.
00:28:48I don't want to know.
00:28:55Don't want to leave.
00:28:56Don't want to go.
00:28:59You make me lose my control.
00:29:03That's right, you are.
00:29:04All right, next question.
00:29:06What about her makes your heart race?
00:29:10Every time she blushes when I...
00:29:13Jane, how about you?
00:29:15When he shuts up.
00:29:18Jane, that is such a rude answer.
00:29:25Are you and Zach really together?
00:29:28It kind of sounds like you hate him.
00:29:32It's called flirting, Melissa.
00:29:37Okay, okay, okay.
00:29:38Last question.
00:29:40What's one secret that Jane doesn't want anyone to know?
00:29:46I know a secret that I think everybody would like to hear.
00:29:50Is she about to tell everyone I have a crush on my stepbrother?
00:29:58What you don't know about Jane is that she has...
00:30:02She drools in her sleep.
00:30:03What?
00:30:08No, I don't.
00:30:09I got proof right here.
00:30:10Oh, my God.
00:30:14When did you take that?
00:30:16Delete it.
00:30:16Delete it.
00:30:21All right, we get it.
00:30:22You two are cute as hell.
00:30:23No need to rub it in everyone's faces.
00:30:25Why aren't we in elementary school?
00:30:27We should be above truth or thought.
00:30:30Why don't we spice things up?
00:30:32With a little kissing competition.
00:30:56Wow.
00:30:5758 seconds.
00:30:59That's impressive.
00:31:01Jane, Zach,
00:31:01can you guys beat that?
00:31:08Two days ago,
00:31:09I hated Zach's guts
00:31:10and hadn't kissed anyone in my entire life.
00:31:12There's no way we can beat that.
00:31:14It's okay if you don't want to, Jane.
00:31:15I mean,
00:31:16it must be weird kissing your boyfriend
00:31:17in front of your brother.
00:31:18Stop.
00:31:19Brother.
00:31:20And I'm not in charge of her.
00:31:21I don't care.
00:31:22Looks like Nate doesn't care at all, Jane.
00:31:24I'm curious to see how you and Zach will end up.
00:31:26Are you the perfect couple or not?
00:31:28I'd love to kiss Zach.
00:31:3358 seconds is nothing for us.
00:31:37That letter, Tracy?
00:31:38Guaranteed 8 plus if we win this.
00:31:40I'll work extra hard and make it work through a while.
00:31:41Hey, what the hell, bro?
00:32:06Nate, what the hell are you doing?
00:32:09Nate, let go.
00:32:10Nate, don't you think you should be standing here
00:32:13holding your girlfriend's hand?
00:32:14Not right now.
00:32:16I need to have a talk with my sister.
00:32:17Whatever you have to say, you say it right here.
00:32:21It's a family matter.
00:32:23Jane, please.
00:32:24I've wanted Nate to want me for so long.
00:32:27How can I tell him no?
00:32:33Zach, I promise it's the last time.
00:32:35Zach, I'll be right back.
00:32:37Wait.
00:32:39Put on my jacket first.
00:32:45All right, pack it up, guys.
00:32:46Party's over.
00:32:49What are you doing?
00:32:50What are you doing, acting like that?
00:32:51Throwing yourself at Zach in front of everybody?
00:32:53It makes you look slutty.
00:32:55Slutty?
00:32:56You're a hockey bro.
00:32:57You've probably slept with, like, half the suited body.
00:32:59Besides, let's not pretend that you and Melissa didn't start it.
00:33:02It's fine if you do it, but not me and my boyfriend.
00:33:04You're a girl.
00:33:05It is different.
00:33:06People call me a player, they move on with their day.
00:33:07But they'll call you a ran-through slut.
00:33:09Are you really calling me a slut right now just for kissing Zach?
00:33:12You know that Zach is coming for my MVP spot.
00:33:15You said it yourself last night.
00:33:16What a dick move it was that he stole my winning shot.
00:33:19Why him?
00:33:20Of all people.
00:33:21He's bad news, Jane.
00:33:23I'm just trying to protect you here.
00:33:24Really?
00:33:24Because it feels like you're trying to control me.
00:33:26I'm trying to tell you that you need to break up with Zach.
00:33:28Zach.
00:33:28You slept with him, right?
00:33:30It's for God to be, it's a pregnant.
00:33:31IELTS.
00:33:33I thought I knew you, Nate Duncan.
00:33:35I thought you were different, but you're really just a selfish, arrogant bastard.
00:33:39You like me anyway.
00:33:41What?
00:33:42The stories you read about me, I read them.
00:33:45You have a crush on me, your own stepbrother.
00:33:47How does he know?
00:33:49What did he read?
00:33:52I...
00:33:52Well, too bad, Jane.
00:33:53It's never gonna happen.
00:33:55I have a girlfriend.
00:33:56And I have a boyfriend.
00:33:58Maybe I used to have a crush on you before we became step-siblings, but that was a long
00:34:02time ago.
00:34:03You sure?
00:34:04You're really not just with my rival to make me jealous?
00:34:08You better watch out, Jane, because sooner or later he's gonna leave you with a bastard
00:34:11child and you'll just become another college dropout single mother.
00:34:14Don't you dare talk about him like that!
00:34:17You think you're such a good judge of character?
00:34:19What about that precious girlfriend of yours, Melissa?
00:34:21She almost bullied me into an early grave in high school!
00:34:25She would never do that!
00:34:26You don't know Melissa like I do!
00:34:28Nothing I say will make you believe me!
00:34:36See?
00:34:37I told you Nate wouldn't believe the words you said about me.
00:34:41I told you Nate wouldn't believe the words you said about me.
00:34:44Not today, maybe, but sooner or later.
00:34:46You just won't give up, will you?
00:35:00That's my dad's necklace!
00:35:01What are you doing?
00:35:02You need to get it through your thick skull.
00:35:04Then Nate is mine.
00:35:06He will choose me over you every time.
00:35:08You're crazy!
00:35:13You're crazy!
00:35:13Oh!
00:35:15Oh!
00:35:22No!
00:35:23That's the last thing my dad left me!
00:35:25What are you doing?
00:35:27Nate!
00:35:27What the fuck happened?
00:35:29Melissa, you're bleeding.
00:35:29I was just trying to apologize to Jane, you know, get to a better place.
00:35:33But then she was like, I'm never going to forget you as long as you're Nate's girlfriend.
00:35:37Then she broke off her necklace and stabbed me with a piece of it.
00:35:40That's not what happened.
00:35:41You're clinically insane.
00:35:43Why would you do this?
00:35:44Because I rejected you?
00:35:46Nate, you know this necklace is the last thing my dad left me.
00:35:48Why would I break it?
00:35:50Hey, you know I have a low paying tolerance.
00:35:52Why would I stab myself?
00:35:54Oh my god, I have so much blood.
00:35:55I can't look.
00:35:56Jane, Melissa is the captain of the cheer team.
00:35:59She can't handle this much pain.
00:36:00Why would she purposefully starve herself?
00:36:02I'm scared of pain too.
00:36:04But Nate just doesn't seem to care.
00:36:08Or maybe he never did.
00:36:11You need to confess and apologize.
00:36:13And then maybe Melissa can find a way to forgive you.
00:36:17Depends on how sincere the apology is.
00:36:20I'm so sick of you always taking her to side.
00:36:22When she's so clearly out to get me.
00:36:24Nate, I'm going to ask you one more time.
00:36:27Do you believe her or me?
00:36:28Because if the answer is her, then you've lost me forever.
00:36:34I believe what I see with my own eyes.
00:36:36Your necklace left a bloody wound in Melissa's arm.
00:36:39And you need to apologize.
00:36:42Fine.
00:36:44From now on, we'll be just like this necklace.
00:36:47I don't want anything to do with you anymore, Nate.
00:36:50Don't be like that.
00:36:51I just...
00:36:52Jane, what the hell happened?
00:36:54Zach, Melissa broke my necklace.
00:36:55My dad's necklace.
00:36:58Jane broke the necklace herself and used it to stab Melissa.
00:37:01I just wanted her to apologize.
00:37:02Jane won't be apologizing.
00:37:04Let me apologize on her behalf.
00:37:06I can treat that wound for you.
00:37:07It's your last warning.
00:37:20You two stay away from Jane, or it's a lot worse than your arm that gets caught.
00:37:27Don't you really?
00:37:29No, I'm a hockey player, not a murderer.
00:37:32I just wanted to scare them shitless.
00:37:33Don.
00:37:39Don.
00:37:41I thank you for sticking up for me today.
00:37:43But did you really never doubt me?
00:37:46I mean, for all you know, I could be a murderer.
00:37:48You don't seem like the type.
00:37:50Plus, I know how much that necklace means to you.
00:37:52You wear it every day.
00:37:54And you're scared of pain.
00:37:55And every time any one of the guys falls on the ice, you flinch.
00:38:02But you held those broken pieces in your hand until you bled.
00:38:05You know all those things about me?
00:38:08Even Nate didn't.
00:38:10Jane, well, see.
00:38:12Are you playing them, or are you actually stupid?
00:38:15Do you really not know?
00:38:16What?
00:38:18Glasses.
00:38:19I like you.
00:38:20I like you so much that I watch everything you do.
00:38:25I watch all your little habits, what you like, what you're scared of, what makes you happy.
00:38:36Ha ha.
00:38:37You know you really shouldn't joke like that.
00:38:40Pretty good actor, right?
00:38:42You fall for it?
00:38:43I knew it.
00:38:44Next time you prank me like that, I won't forgive you.
00:38:46Sure you won't.
00:38:48At least your energy's up.
00:38:50Life is much better without Nate Duncan, right?
00:38:53I'm thinking, why don't you just leave that guy and hang out with me?
00:38:57Can you be serious for like one second?
00:39:00Sure.
00:39:02Stop.
00:39:07Thank you, Zach.
00:39:08You really saved me tonight.
00:39:10I appreciate the thanks, but I think I deserve a bit more of a reward.
00:39:17What do you want?
00:39:18I'm already working on your essay.
00:39:19Well, yeah, you already owe me that.
00:39:21I want something new.
00:39:25You.
00:39:29What?
00:39:31No.
00:39:32Wait, let me finish.
00:39:33I want you to wear my jersey to the game and cheer louder than anybody.
00:39:40Oh.
00:39:41What'd you think I meant?
00:39:43Nothing.
00:39:45Wearing the popular star player's hockey jersey, cheering for him in the stands?
00:39:49That's every girl's dream.
00:39:50You've never given a girl your jersey before.
00:39:53Are you sure you're not afraid I'll embarrass you?
00:39:56Jane, I know what I'm doing.
00:39:57I want you to wear it.
00:40:02Fine.
00:40:03You know, besides wearing their jerseys and cheering for him, there's one more thing that
00:40:08my teammates' girlfriends do for him.
00:40:11What?
00:40:13Kiss him in front of an audience.
00:40:14It's a hockey tradition.
00:40:18If you don't kiss me, you might as well stamp across our foreheads if we're in a fake relationship.
00:40:22All right?
00:40:23You don't want that.
00:40:24We don't want our secret to get out, right?
00:40:25Fine.
00:40:26Fine.
00:40:26I'll do it.
00:40:27But you better play well because I'm not kissing a loser.
00:40:29A loser?
00:40:31I haven't lost...
00:40:31I don't even know what that word means.
00:40:33We gotta make it look like we're really into it, though.
00:40:39So I was thinking we'd practice?
00:40:41Practice kissing?
00:40:43Is there a problem with that?
00:40:45I mean, I think everyone's already convinced we're dating.
00:40:48Do you think we have to?
00:40:50I don't want anyone thinking I'm a bad kisser.
00:40:53Especially not you, Glasses.
00:40:56Just practice.
00:40:58Just practice.
00:40:59Yes.
00:41:03It's just a kiss.
00:41:14No strings attached.
00:41:16But why does it feel so good?
00:41:18Did you like it?
00:41:20Seems kind of into it.
00:41:23No.
00:41:23No way.
00:41:24I mean, it wasn't the best I ever had, if that's what you're asking.
00:41:28Who am I kidding?
00:41:29He's the only guy I've ever kissed.
00:41:30You know, most guys will take insults to their performance as a challenge.
00:41:35Are you insulting me to try and provoke me?
00:41:38Asking for more?
00:41:40Are you messing with me again?
00:41:41I told you, no more pranks.
00:41:42It's okay if you don't think I'm a good kisser.
00:41:44I have plenty of chances to, uh, change your mind.
00:41:48It's getting late.
00:41:49I should get back to my dorm.
00:41:50Don't be late tomorrow.
00:41:52My jersey smells pretty good, so...
00:41:54Don't be afraid to give it a sniff.
00:41:56You're an ass, you know that.
00:41:57You love it.
00:42:00Zach Gates is a hockey star.
00:42:05A total player.
00:42:06You can't let yourself fall for him.
00:42:08You're a spake, girlfriend.
00:42:09Nothing more.
00:42:12Zach...
00:42:12But Zach Gates isn't as bad as they thought.
00:42:17He's not arrogant.
00:42:18He's saved me so many times already.
00:42:21He even called my stretch marks pretty.
00:42:23He rejected Melissa, too.
00:42:25Maybe he's not a player at all.
00:42:26I don't know.
00:42:30Oh my god, what the hell am I doing?
00:42:47Sniffing Zach Gates' jersey like a psycho creep?
00:42:49A couple days ago, I thought he was my worst enemy.
00:42:51But it does smell nice.
00:42:59I bet you're smelling my jersey right now.
00:43:01Did you hear Jane while he is wearing Zach's jersey to the game tonight?
00:43:14Oh my god, really?
00:43:15He's never given a girl his jersey before.
00:43:18Jane is so not good enough for him.
00:43:20Zach must think she's really special.
00:43:23Are you seriously sticking up for Jane right now?
00:43:26I need these bitches on my side.
00:43:28Time to throw Jane under the bus.
00:43:30You have no idea what she says about you behind your back, Leah.
00:43:35I heard her telling some old skank that you smell like old sweat and you definitely have an STD.
00:43:39What?
00:43:40That bitch.
00:43:42And Courtney, she said your eyes are so far apart that you look like a lazy-eyed catfish.
00:43:46What?
00:43:46How dare she?
00:43:50Ladies, we need to teach this girl a lesson.
00:43:53We need to teach this girl a lesson.
00:44:04Let's be fine.
00:44:04We need to teach this girl a lesson.
00:44:06Thanks, you
00:44:07We need to teach this girl a lesson.
00:44:07Make me a lesson.
00:44:13You may teach this girl.
00:44:16We need to teach this girl a lesson.
00:44:17Oh my god, oh my god, don't swap my shampoo!
00:44:35Oh my god, is that Jane the Virgin?
00:44:39It's more like Jane the slut.
00:44:41She's naked under there.
00:44:43Walking around campus naked, Jane?
00:44:46God, you're such a slut.
00:44:48Trying to roll yourself out to the rest of the hockey team too?
00:44:51No, my clothes, someone took them.
00:44:53Clothes?
00:44:54You mean these granny panties.
00:44:56Want your training bra back, Jane?
00:44:59Ew.
00:45:00Why did you do this? I don't even know you.
00:45:03Liar!
00:45:04I know what you said about me.
00:45:05You had this coming.
00:45:07It was you?
00:45:09Give me back my clothes!
00:45:12Mean, ugly girls like you don't deserve to date hockey stars.
00:45:19And look at her arms!
00:45:22All crinkly like an old lady!
00:45:24Jane, if I were you, I'd cover that up.
00:45:26You can't hurt me.
00:45:28All you guys are doing is exposing your own insecurities.
00:45:31How dare you fight back!
00:45:34Let go of her! Now!
00:45:39I guess one hockey MVP wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:45:50Does that know you're also seducing your stepbrother too?
00:45:54Nate, the NHL scouts are here today.
00:45:58Do you really want to risk being late to practice for the sake of your useless stepsister?
00:46:03Nate, are you just going to leave me here like this?
00:46:06See, Jane?
00:46:07Not even your own stepbrother cares about you.
00:46:10He's obviously embarrassed of you.
00:46:13Look, just give her her clothes back and knock it off.
00:46:17Here, take them.
00:46:24What the fuck do you think you're doing to my girlfriend?!
00:46:47Zach, aren't you in the middle of beating with the NHL scouts?
00:46:51Zach, this bitch started it!
00:46:53So you did this to her?
00:46:55I don't really think it's Jane's color, but maybe it's yours.
00:47:12As the hockey team captain, I'm officially kicking you off the hockey cheer team.
00:47:15I don't even want to see your nasty faces again.
00:47:17Get out!
00:47:23Jane, you're right?
00:47:24I'm here.
00:47:29Coward.
00:47:37You don't have to do this, Zach.
00:47:39The NHL scout is at practice.
00:47:41You can't miss it.
00:47:42I'll go after you get changed.
00:47:45He's obviously embarrassed of you.
00:47:48But...
00:47:49You don't find me embarrassing?
00:47:54Why would I be embarrassed of you?
00:47:56Listen, Jane.
00:47:57It's not your fault that they were bullying you.
00:48:01Zach, you were reckless back there.
00:48:03If the NHL scout was there...
00:48:04If the NHL scout was right there watching, I'd still fight for you.
00:48:07But I'm just your fake girlfriend.
00:48:10Is it really worth it?
00:48:13Are you really concerned for me?
00:48:16Grateful enough to want to be my real girlfriend?
00:48:19Thanks, Zach.
00:48:20You'll make a pretty good boyfriend someday.
00:48:34Pretty good.
00:48:35Hmm.
00:48:36Press on the cheek.
00:48:40That sounded weird practicing yesterday.
00:48:45Zach, there you are.
00:48:46Bro, game's about to start.
00:48:48Uh, good luck.
00:48:51See you later, girlfriend.
00:48:53Don't forget the promise we made.
00:48:54Yes, ma'am.
00:49:10Wow.
00:49:11I have never seen him act so sweet.
00:49:13He must be obsessed with you.
00:49:15Really?
00:49:16How can you tell?
00:49:17These hockey guys are all such...
00:49:18The sarcastic assholes.
00:49:20I know.
00:49:21Trust me.
00:49:22The way they're looking at you...
00:49:23He's so gone, girl.
00:49:26No way.
00:49:27Tess has no idea that Zach and I aren't a real couple.
00:49:30He's an actor, but it's all fake.
00:49:32But then...
00:49:33Why do I wish it was real?
00:49:36Congratulations, Vancouver University.
00:49:40Looking good out there, buddy.
00:49:42Hey, come here.
00:49:43You're looking great out there, all right?
00:49:45You're looking like a star.
00:49:46So you're definitely on the Scouts' radar.
00:49:48But they heard about some kind of incident in the locker room.
00:49:50Something about harassing cheerleaders?
00:49:53They're hearing about some kind of incident in the locker room.
00:49:55Something about harassing cheerleaders or something?
00:49:57That's not what happened.
00:49:58Listen, it's not a good look, all right?
00:50:00Now, you gotta keep your record clean for the rest of the year.
00:50:02It's gonna damage your career opportunities.
00:50:05Harassing?
00:50:06They were the ones who were harassing Jane.
00:50:08You understand?
00:50:09I understand, Coach.
00:50:13What?
00:50:16Zach, you're amazing out there.
00:50:18Yeah?
00:50:19Enough to make me your star player?
00:50:21Nate will always be the star player to me.
00:50:23Yes.
00:50:24You're the star player to me.
00:50:26You know, it's tradition for the MVPs to get a kiss from their girl.
00:50:30But I'm not really your girl, though, am I?
00:50:32So...
00:50:33You don't have to.
00:50:34Baby, I should know better.
00:50:36Should keep it all together.
00:50:37But I won't.
00:50:38Hang on, do it, be better.
00:50:40You're telling me, whatever I lose it, I lose it.
00:50:43Damn, bro.
00:50:44Your step-sister used to follow you running like a puppy,
00:50:46but now she can't get her hands off, Zach.
00:50:48You must be pissed.
00:50:49Shut up.
00:50:56Melissa, you told Leah and Courtney to dogpile on Jane today, didn't you?
00:50:59What?
00:51:00Why would I do that, Nate?
00:51:02I'm a nice girl.
00:51:03Enough with your lies.
00:51:05I saw everything.
00:51:06I can't believe I never saw through you before.
00:51:09Nate, are you serious?
00:51:12I'm your girlfriend.
00:51:17You really don't want to piss me off.
00:51:21Otherwise,
00:51:24you're never getting any of this ever again.
00:51:28Don't touch me.
00:51:31We're over.
00:51:33Oh, my God.
00:51:36You...
00:51:37You like her.
00:51:39You like your step-sister.
00:51:44You like her.
00:51:46You like your step-sister.
00:51:51Did you fall and hit your head into your heart on the ice or something?
00:51:54What is wrong with you?
00:51:55She's a pathetic little loser.
00:51:56Don't talk about her like that.
00:51:59She's the nice girl.
00:52:00She's genuine.
00:52:02Unlike your fake ass.
00:52:05Yeah, Jane is amazing.
00:52:08Too bad.
00:52:10She's in a relationship with Zach now.
00:52:13And you hurt her so bad.
00:52:16She'd never forgive you.
00:52:17That was your fault.
00:52:18Aw, baby.
00:52:19She's still my step-sister.
00:52:20She'll understand.
00:52:21And she'll see that Zach isn't good for her.
00:52:22Seeing Jane and Zach together makes you so jealous, doesn't it?
00:52:35First, he steals your star player title and then your precious little girlfriend.
00:52:45It's a shame.
00:52:47I'll never win against him.
00:52:49Not on the rink or with girls.
00:52:53I mean, if Zach hadn't rejected me, you'll never want to have touched you.
00:52:58I'm not the one you should be mad at.
00:53:02Zach is the one who stole everything from you.
00:53:05She's...
00:53:10Jane will come back to me.
00:53:13No matter what it takes.
00:53:21Hey, look! It's the minute of the hour!
00:53:23And his beloved girlfriend.
00:53:25Kiss her!
00:53:27Kiss her?
00:53:28Bro, go! What are you doing?
00:53:31I'm gonna have a drink.
00:53:35Jane, we need to talk.
00:53:40I don't have anything to say to you.
00:53:42You watched Melissa bully me, humiliate me, and you didn't say anything.
00:53:46I can never forgive you for that.
00:53:47I was just surprised and stressed because the scholars are at the game.
00:53:51Look, I wanted to help you. I swear.
00:53:54Jane, I'm sorry. I regret it.
00:53:56I can't do this, Nate.
00:53:58You're drunk.
00:54:00This is about him, isn't it?
00:54:02Zach?
00:54:04You too serious?
00:54:05Why does it matter if we are?
00:54:07You're my stepbrother, not my boyfriend.
00:54:10It matters because...
00:54:14I can't get you off my mind.
00:54:16I keep thinking about us and...
00:54:18how you used to cheer for me at every game,
00:54:20and now you're spending a lot of time with Zach,
00:54:22and you don't even look at me twice.
00:54:24You're just jealous because Zach is the new star on the team.
00:54:28Everyone has moved past you.
00:54:30Including me.
00:54:32No.
00:54:33Jane, I don't accept that.
00:54:35I made a mistake.
00:54:36I didn't realize it before, but I know now that you are the one who was always there for me, and I...
00:54:45Don't say it.
00:54:47I have feelings for you.
00:54:50Please, give me another chance.
00:54:53I've dreamed about this moment for years.
00:54:56My stepbrother's saying it's just me.
00:54:59It's always been me.
00:55:01But why do I feel so empty?
00:55:02I know you feel the same way, Jane.
00:55:04I know you're only with Zach to get back at me, but it worked.
00:55:09You can break up with him now.
00:55:11You can be with me.
00:55:12You can be with me.
00:55:13No.
00:55:14Nate, stop.
00:55:15Jane, I know what you want.
00:55:16Don't touch my girlfriend!
00:55:17What the hell are you doing, Duncan?
00:55:18Doesn't concern you.
00:55:19Know your place, freshman.
00:55:20Breathing down my girlfriend's neck like a creep.
00:55:21Telling her to leave me for you.
00:55:22But it's none of my business.
00:55:23I'm special to Jane, alright?
00:55:24Sooner or later, she'll come crawling back to me.
00:55:25You're just the cheap backup option.
00:55:26I bet you two haven't even slept together, right?
00:55:27You wanna know why?
00:55:28Because she's seething herself for me.
00:55:29Watch your fucking mouth!
00:55:31You see that, Jane?
00:55:32Is this the perfect boyfriend you've found yourself?
00:55:33He punched his way out of his problems.
00:55:34Has he hit you, too?
00:55:35No way.
00:55:36Zach's abusive?
00:55:37Wouldn't he be so happy, Jane?
00:55:38I'm sorry.
00:55:39I'm sorry.
00:55:40I'm sorry.
00:55:41I'm sorry.
00:55:42I'm sorry.
00:55:43I'm sorry.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:45I'm sorry.
00:55:46I'm sorry.
00:55:47I'm sorry.
00:55:48I'm sorry.
00:55:49I'm sorry.
00:55:50I'm sorry.
00:55:51I'm sorry.
00:55:52I'm sorry.
00:55:53I'm sorry.
00:55:54I'm sorry.
00:55:55I'm sorry.
00:55:56I'm sorry.
00:55:57Wouldn't be surprised.
00:55:58Guys like that act all charming, then.
00:56:00Show their true colors behind closed doors.
00:56:05No.
00:56:06No.
00:56:07Zach, it's not worth it.
00:56:08Okay?
00:56:09If you get in trouble again, you'll be suspended from the team and you'll risk your spot in the
00:56:12NHL.
00:56:13He's violent, Jane.
00:56:14I keep telling you he's got anger issues.
00:56:16Sooner or later, he'll be...
00:56:20Stay the hell away from me and my boyfriend.
00:56:24Come on.
00:56:27Jane and I are meant to be.
00:56:29Zach Gates, you can take everything else away from me but not her.
00:56:39That was reckless.
00:56:42Thank God Coach wasn't there.
00:56:43Otherwise, he would have been suspended.
00:56:45Are they that worried about me?
00:56:48I stacked your crush.
00:56:49Shouldn't you be checking in on him?
00:56:50I want nothing to do with him right now.
00:56:54He was...
00:56:55He was drunk.
00:56:56He didn't know what he was doing.
00:57:00I'm sorry on his behalf.
00:57:01I don't need an apology.
00:57:02Why are you still making excuses for him?
00:57:04Zach, don't be like that.
00:57:06We used to be enemies and now look at us.
00:57:10I mean, we wouldn't be here unless I tried to understand you.
00:57:14Forgive you.
00:57:17You don't get it.
00:57:18Well, then help me get it.
00:57:20Something Nate said got to you, didn't it?
00:57:23I opened up to you, so...
00:57:25Just tell me what's wrong.
00:57:29Nate said I'm violent.
00:57:31That I have anger issues.
00:57:36The truth is, he's right.
00:57:37I lied about how I got this scar.
00:57:47It wasn't from training.
00:57:52My dad beat me.
00:57:53My god, Zach.
00:57:57Everyone knew my dad is this charming, successful guy.
00:58:01But at home, he beat my mom.
00:58:03And once I turned three, he started in on me, too.
00:58:10When I did bad in training,
00:58:12he locked me out in the snow until I passed out from the cold.
00:58:19When he died from alcohol poisoning,
00:58:22I found nothing but relief.
00:58:24My nightmare was over.
00:58:27But now...
00:58:30I'm worried I'm turning into him.
00:58:33Because I'm angry.
00:58:35Violent.
00:58:36I can't control my temper-
00:58:37No, Zach.
00:58:38None of that was your fault.
00:58:40You're nothing like him.
00:58:51You're not scaring me.
00:58:53No.
00:58:54Not at all.
00:58:56You're already a better man than your father ever was.
00:58:59So I guess we both know each other's secrets now.
00:59:02I guess that means we could really be friends.
00:59:07Friends.
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:11I heard everything, you know.
00:59:13Nice confession to you and...
00:59:15You know you got what you wanted.
00:59:17So I'm...
00:59:19I'm not gonna mess it up, you know.
00:59:21Zach, I thought that's what I wanted.
00:59:22That's what I wanted.
00:59:25But I don't think that's true anymore.
00:59:34What do you want?
00:59:39What do you want?
00:59:40You.
00:59:41You.
00:59:42The one I want is you.
00:59:44But if I tell him I caught real feelings, we'll have to call this whole arrangement off.
00:59:48We can't even be friends.
00:59:50Nothing.
00:59:52At least nothing from you.
00:59:54Look, my life used to be...
00:59:56Quiet.
00:59:58Uncomplicated.
00:59:59Before I met you.
01:00:01I want to go back to that.
01:00:03No more drama.
01:00:06I just poured my heart out to you.
01:00:08Now you want to push me away?
01:00:10I apologize.
01:00:12I'm not the player here.
01:00:13You are.
01:00:15Player.
01:00:18That's all you really think I am?
01:00:34There's no need to kiss me if there's no one here to see us.
01:00:37This is a fake relationship.
01:00:40Remember?
01:00:42Guess that's just what players do.
01:00:43No, Zach.
01:00:44That's not what I meant.
01:00:45Look.
01:00:47The month's almost over and the deal's done.
01:00:49He won't have to see me again.
01:00:53A month ago, I would have killed to have Zach Gates out of my life.
01:00:57Now, the idea of never seeing him again, it kills me.
01:01:06He said he wants nothing to do with me anymore.
01:01:23Hey, girl.
01:01:24You got your homecoming dress ready?
01:01:26Zach and I got in a fight.
01:01:27I don't think I want to go anymore.
01:01:29I'll have more reason to show up in a sexy-ass dress.
01:01:31Show him what he's missing.
01:01:33And hey, maybe you can find a new hottie at the dance.
01:01:36Homecoming is the last day of our deal.
01:01:38The last time I'll be together with Zach.
01:01:39I can survive one more night.
01:01:41Fine.
01:01:42I'll go.
01:01:56Damn.
01:01:57He looks good tonight.
01:01:58You look really nice.
01:01:59Thanks.
01:02:00Oh, right.
01:02:01I finished your essay.
01:02:02It's in my locker.
01:02:03I'll get it to you whenever.
01:02:04She looks good tonight.
01:02:11You look really nice.
01:02:14Thanks.
01:02:17Oh, right.
01:02:18I finished your essay.
01:02:20It's in my locker.
01:02:21I'll get it to you whenever.
01:02:25Zach, about what I said.
01:02:29I'm sorry.
01:02:30I didn't mean to call you a player.
01:02:32You're a hot, nice, and amazing kisser.
01:02:36A good person.
01:02:39I hope that after all of this, we can be friends.
01:02:43You don't have to be my friend, Jane.
01:02:44And I should be the one apologizing.
01:02:46It doesn't matter what you think of me.
01:02:48We're together because we made a deal.
01:02:51Nothing more.
01:02:53You should patch things up with your stepbrother.
01:02:56You should patch things up with your stepbrother.
01:02:58He's the one you really care about.
01:02:59That's not...
01:03:01Nate was just...
01:03:02there.
01:03:04Reliable.
01:03:05I don't actually have a crush on him.
01:03:08Truthfully, I kind of got the ache as soon as I saw Melissa's tongue down his throat.
01:03:15I've been thinking, and...
01:03:17I don't think the crush was real, after all.
01:03:21It's not what it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:24What's it supposed to feel like?
01:03:25Welcome, welcome to your homecoming.
01:03:31There we have it right there.
01:03:32We have our couple of the year, as noted by you guys.
01:03:35The student body.
01:03:37Now, hey, couple of the year.
01:03:38Why don't you guys give each other a little kiss?
01:03:40It's our last night together, glasses.
01:03:43You want for one more kiss?
01:03:44Sorry, Zach.
01:03:49I...
01:03:49I can't.
01:03:52I can't kiss you anymore.
01:03:55I can't kiss you anymore.
01:04:00If I let myself kiss Zach again, I'll fall too hard.
01:04:02But if I walk away now, I can end this before he breaks my heart.
01:04:11Jane.
01:04:13Look, I thought you were over me.
01:04:14What?
01:04:15This has nothing to do with him.
01:04:18This is the last night of the deal.
01:04:20You can't just kiss me?
01:04:21We said no feelings.
01:04:22But I can't kiss him again and feel nothing.
01:04:26I can't.
01:04:28It'll break the contract.
01:04:29What?
01:04:31She said no feelings.
01:04:32Is she breaking her own rule?
01:04:34Is she falling for me, too?
01:04:36You're not supposed to kiss me unless I'm okay with it, and...
01:04:41I don't want to kiss you.
01:04:44Right.
01:04:45Yeah.
01:04:46All this.
01:04:47Us.
01:04:48It's just about the contract to you, wasn't it?
01:04:51It is for you, too, right?
01:04:58Yeah.
01:04:59Could never fall for you, Jane.
01:05:02Contract?
01:05:07Interesting.
01:05:07Contract?
01:05:07Interesting.
01:05:08Contract?
01:05:09Interesting.
01:05:10Contract?
01:05:11Interesting.
01:05:12Let's go.
01:05:13You tattletale bitch, you got us kicked off the cheerleading squad.
01:05:21You don't deserve to be capped.
01:05:23Calm down, girlies, okay?
01:05:25It's not my fault.
01:05:27It was all Jane.
01:05:29Mm-hmm.
01:05:31Look, everything I told you about her is true.
01:05:35Jane is such a manipulative bitch.
01:05:37She has this diary where she writes awful things about you guys.
01:05:43Mm-hmm.
01:05:44Rumors about disgusting things you've done with the hockey team.
01:05:48I'm sure if you go through her things, you'll find proof.
01:05:52Let's go touch her back.
01:05:53Mm-hmm.
01:05:53Mm-hmm.
01:05:54Mm-hmm.
01:05:55Mm-hmm.
01:05:56Idiots.
01:05:58Now time to sit back and enjoy the show.
01:06:05Oh my god!
01:06:08Zach and Jane are faking their relationship!
01:06:10Zach is only with her because she's writing him an essay!
01:06:13Holy shit!
01:06:16Jane had to force Zach to date her.
01:06:18Pathetic.
01:06:19Jane must be blackmailing Zach.
01:06:20I mean, how else do you land the star hockey player?
01:06:22Desperate much?
01:06:23You want to know the real reason why Nate and I broke up?
01:06:26It's because of Jane.
01:06:29She's been in love with her own stepbrother this whole time.
01:06:33Ew!
01:06:33What the fuck?
01:06:40Okay.
01:06:40Okay.
01:06:43Want to explain this?
01:06:51Look, you can stop pretending now, Jane.
01:06:53I know you and Zach aren't actually dating.
01:06:55I knew it.
01:06:57You really just did all of this just for my attention.
01:07:01Don't flatter yourself, Nate.
01:07:02I don't like you like that anymore.
01:07:03You can admit it, Jane.
01:07:04It's okay.
01:07:04I like you too.
01:07:06Look, we can finally be together.
01:07:07I am a hockey star too.
01:07:09I can fix your reputation.
01:07:10I can't fix your reputation.
01:07:15See?
01:07:16I told you she'd come back sooner or later.
01:07:18I mean, you two are faking the whole time anyway, right?
01:07:22Zach, listen to me.
01:07:23If that's what you want, send things to you.
01:07:40Let me go.
01:07:50Go home, loser.
01:07:52Can't believe I voted for her and Zach for a couple of the year.
01:07:55We were all fooled.
01:07:56You see this, Jane?
01:07:58Everyone here hates you.
01:07:59But I'm still on your side.
01:08:00If you walk away from me now, you'll regret it forever.
01:08:03I don't care.
01:08:04Contract or not, you'll never be half the man Zach is.
01:08:07Fine.
01:08:08Well, let's see if your superstar Zach comes to save you now.
01:08:17Jane, isn't this so sad?
01:08:20You had to blackmail Zach into pretending to date you.
01:08:23First, you write sexy fanfic about your own stepbrother.
01:08:27And now this.
01:08:29You'd do anything for attention, won't you?
01:08:32That's not how it happened.
01:08:33She's still making excuses.
01:08:36Somebody needs to teach her a lesson.
01:08:39Leave it to us.
01:08:41If you're so desperate for attention, let's show everyone who you really are.
01:08:45A fat, ugly, loser.
01:08:48We heard you're anorexic now.
01:08:51But we can help cure you.
01:08:53Oh, no.
01:09:13Poor Jane.
01:09:14Isn't anybody going to help her?
01:09:16Zach just dumped her.
01:09:18If you help her now, isn't that picking up out Zach?
01:09:20Jane's a liar.
01:09:21She had it coming, too.
01:09:28What the fuck do you think you're doing?
01:09:32Zach, we know she's been blackmailing you into a fake relationship.
01:09:35We're helping you teach her a lesson.
01:09:37Jane, you all right?
01:09:39What's happening?
01:09:40I thought Jane and Zach were fake dating.
01:09:42It might have started out as fake, but it's very real now.
01:09:46Jane is my girlfriend.
01:09:49But she's a useless nobody.
01:09:50And you're the star hockey player.
01:09:52You could have anyone you want.
01:09:55I want her.
01:10:02I warned you.
01:10:04Eye for an eye.
01:10:04No one's going to hurt Jane while I'm here.
01:10:07Oh, my God!
01:10:09Oh, my God!
01:10:12Oh, my God!
01:10:16Oh, my God!
01:10:21Now, apologize.
01:10:23Sorry.
01:10:24Sorry.
01:10:25We went wrong.
01:10:26Forgive us.
01:10:27Don't touch me.
01:10:28You're not sorry.
01:10:29You're just scared.
01:10:30Please forgive us.
01:10:31I can't get expelled.
01:10:32I'll do anything you want.
01:10:33Please.
01:10:33You guys like cake?
01:10:34Why don't you finish the rest yourselves?
01:10:38What?
01:10:39But it's on the floor.
01:10:40There's glass and shit everywhere.
01:10:42You sure we're having a lot of fun shoving it down Jane's throat?
01:10:45Why don't we make it a competition?
01:10:46Whoever eats the most cake doesn't get expelled.
01:10:48How about that?
01:10:49Leah, I can't get expelled.
01:10:51My mom and dad will kill me.
01:10:52No.
01:10:52Zach, it wasn't just us.
01:10:54It was Melissa.
01:10:55She's been egging us on the whole time.
01:10:57She's been using us.
01:11:01Yes, it was Melissa.
01:11:02It was her last time, too.
01:11:03She's the mastermind.
01:11:05No, I didn't even touch Jane.
01:11:08You told us to bully her.
01:11:10You told us to take her clothes and check her bags.
01:11:13Oh, my God, Melissa.
01:11:15How old are you?
01:11:16Still trying to relive your Queen Bee bully days?
01:11:18That's sad.
01:11:19Two-faced liars like her are the worst.
01:11:22Leah, Melissa has been behind us this whole time.
01:11:24If we feed her all of this cake, we both don't have to get expelled.
01:11:27No, I shouldn't do anything now.
01:11:32Wait, wait.
01:11:36Here you go.
01:11:39Who's the ugly pig now?
01:11:40You want to get out of here?
01:11:59Oh, my God.
01:12:00That was crazy.
01:12:01Zach, you showed up like a superhero.
01:12:02Zach, we both know this is never going to work.
01:12:11You're a bad boy hockey superstar that everyone on campus is obsessed with, and I'm the loser
01:12:16girl who's so obsessed with getting a boyfriend that you bribed to rein to a relationship.
01:12:20We only got together because of a contract.
01:12:23I think maybe we should keep it that way.
01:12:25After everything I've done, you really still think I was only in it for the contract?
01:12:32You have no idea what I want.
01:12:35Then tell me.
01:12:36If you tell me, why you wouldn't kiss me, are you?
01:12:38Because we said no rules, and I can't promise that anymore.
01:12:44I don't want this to be fake.
01:12:45I want it to be real.
01:12:47Zach, I want you to kiss me not because of some stupid contract, but because...
01:12:55Fuck the contract.
01:13:05I like you.
01:13:07I like the way you piss me off.
01:13:08I like it when I make you blush.
01:13:11I like when you're mad at me.
01:13:13I always wanted this to be real.
01:13:14But the rules.
01:13:16You agreed to no feelings.
01:13:18I'm a bad boy.
01:13:19The player.
01:13:23I like breaking the rules.
01:13:25Wait.
01:13:35Zach.
01:13:38Does this mean I'm not your fake girlfriend anymore?
01:13:45Jane.
01:13:46It doesn't get any more real than this.
01:13:48I can't believe we're already breaking another rule.
01:13:51Rule number one.
01:13:52No sex.
01:13:53Remember?
01:13:55I told you.
01:13:57I like to break the rules.
01:14:02Hey, Zach.
01:14:04This is my first time.
01:14:07If that turns you off or makes you change your mind or whatever, that's it.
01:14:12We can go slow.
01:14:15May I?
01:14:16May I?
01:14:16Just tell me what you like.
01:14:23Just tell me what you like.
01:14:23Just tell me what you like.
01:14:46Jane was the mysterious romance writer all along.
01:14:59I can't let Zach take you away.
01:15:01I'll make sure everything goes back to the way it was meant to be.
01:15:04Last night was incredible.
01:15:07Last night was incredible.
01:15:09My next post will be a 3,000-word detailed account.
01:15:16Zach was right about those can't-get-it-up rumors.
01:15:18They didn't be further from the truth.
01:15:20Hey, Gates!
01:15:22Meet me in my office.
01:15:23Right now.
01:15:24Oh, my God.
01:15:26Zach's in the canvas says that they're trying to reveal all of Zach's dirty secrets.
01:15:30This is going to ruin Zach's chances in the NHL.
01:15:32What?
01:15:34Wow.
01:15:35Zach's in the canvas just confirmed that the villain in Virgin's bucket list is based on Zach Gates.
01:15:39And she's releasing so much more dirt on him.
01:15:42Holy shit.
01:15:42We all knew he couldn't get it up, but taking Viagra and sleeping around with puck bunnies?
01:15:48Getting a girl pregnant and leaving her instead of taking responsibility?
01:15:51Ugh, he's the worst kind of player.
01:15:53Zach is in huge trouble.
01:15:56I didn't post this.
01:15:57I would never.
01:16:01Someone's taken over my account.
01:16:02They're spreading rumors to get Zach canceled.
01:16:04Who would do this?
01:16:06Oh, my God.
01:16:07It was me.
01:16:10Will Zach believe I'm innocent?
01:16:11Who will this ruin everything between us?
01:16:14What the fuck were you thinking?
01:16:17The account posted their accusations at midnight yesterday spread like wildfire through the campus.
01:16:22This is bad publicity.
01:16:23This is very bad publicity.
01:16:24Coach, I'm innocent.
01:16:26They're baseless, petty rumors.
01:16:28Do you know how many NHL scouts canceled their meetings with you based on these baseless, petty rumors?
01:16:33Your career prospects are in the toilet, Zach.
01:16:35Zach, you find out who's behind sex on the campus and you get them to prove your innocence.
01:16:42Do you have any idea who's behind this account?
01:16:44I know exactly who it is.
01:16:54I know you stole my account and spread lies about Zach online.
01:16:57Delete it or set the record straight.
01:16:59Sure.
01:17:00As soon as you break up with Zach and start dating me instead.
01:17:02I would rather die.
01:17:03Jane, I'm your stepbrother.
01:17:05I know what's best for you and you need to get that angry deadbeat out of your life.
01:17:08Let go of me.
01:17:10What's so great about Zach anyway, huh?
01:17:12We met first.
01:17:13You liked me first.
01:17:15Why won't you even look at me anymore?
01:17:17Hmm.
01:17:17Let's see.
01:17:18You took Melissa's side.
01:17:20You stood by and watched me get bullied.
01:17:22You tried to force yourself onto me.
01:17:24Is that enough of a reason?
01:17:24Okay, I'm sorry.
01:17:25What more do you want?
01:17:27You and Zach were even really together anyway.
01:17:29He may have started off as my fake boyfriend, but the way he looks at me has always been real.
01:17:34But you, Nate, I don't even know you anymore.
01:17:38If you're not going to fix this, I'll do it myself.
01:17:40Really?
01:17:42You're going to expose your deepest, darkest secret for him?
01:17:46Tell everyone that you've been writing erotic fanfiction about your classmates.
01:17:50You'll be expelled.
01:17:51I won't let you ruin him.
01:17:55He's not worth protecting.
01:17:57That's not your decision to make.
01:17:59I know exactly who it is.
01:18:07Great.
01:18:08Well, tell me who it is and I'll get the dean to take care of it.
01:18:10I trust Jane.
01:18:11She wouldn't do this.
01:18:13I can't turn around to save myself.
01:18:15No, coach.
01:18:15I'm going to take care of this myself.
01:18:20Dude, Zach, look.
01:18:21She's live.
01:18:24Sex and the Campus's account was hacked last night.
01:18:26Records show that the IP address doesn't match the account's previous posts.
01:18:30As for the accusations SATC made about Zach Gates last night,
01:18:33I can prove that those were all just malicious rumors and slander.
01:18:36I am the owner of the account and the writer of the Virgin's bucket list, and I didn't make those posts.
01:18:45And Zach isn't that kind of person.
01:18:46I know that after this, a lot of you are going to think I'm crazy.
01:18:59That I would do anything online to get attention, but I don't care.
01:19:05Zach Gates is a good person.
01:19:07He loves hockey more than anything.
01:19:09He doesn't deserve to have this jeopardized his future career.
01:19:12I don't care.
01:19:16Oh my gosh, it's the smut writer.
01:19:22Did you base your main character off Nate, your stepbrother?
01:19:24That's like incest.
01:19:25Your writing's harassment.
01:19:26I know, look.
01:19:26I thought she was such a frigid nerd.
01:19:28Who knew she was such a freak?
01:19:29You know, my God, I bet she has wet dreams about her classmates all the time.
01:19:33Expel her.
01:19:34Expel her.
01:19:35Expel her.
01:19:44Expel her.
01:19:45Prove Zach's innocence.
01:19:46I don't care what people say.
01:19:48I think your writing was really good, Jane.
01:19:51You're really talented.
01:19:52Thanks.
01:19:53Miss Wealthy, I applaud your courage in standing up for Zach.
01:19:58However, I regret to inform you that due to the negative press your blog has cost the school,
01:20:03you're being expelled.
01:20:04Although I must say that as an avid reader of your stories, I love your writing.
01:20:15Thanks, Dean Brooks.
01:20:17Jane, have you lost your mind?
01:20:19You actually...
01:20:21Was this all worth it?
01:20:23Yes, it was.
01:20:25Zach stood up for me time and time again.
01:20:26It was my turn to protect him.
01:20:28Don't try to convince me otherwise, you'll never understand.
01:20:30As for Mr. Duncan, please come with me.
01:20:32We need to discuss the penalty for spreading rumors and slander about your fellow students.
01:20:37God damn it, Zach.
01:20:44I told you to keep your records clean this semester.
01:20:47As star hockey player of the team, you've got girls lined up begging to have a chance
01:20:51with you, and you picked Jane Wellesley, a virgin who writes sexual fantasies about
01:20:56her classmates online.
01:20:58I mean, what are you thinking?
01:20:58She brings you nothing but shame.
01:21:00Coach, as long as I win the finals, I can still make it to the NHL.
01:21:02You can't win the finals in this state, Zach.
01:21:05I'll show you.
01:21:06I don't know.
01:21:06I'm not letting the entire team base their future on you.
01:21:11I'm putting Nate back on the ice.
01:21:12You're benched for the rest of the finals.
01:21:13No, my decision is final.
01:21:16You're lucky I'm not kicking you off the team.
01:21:18Maple University has met their match.
01:21:27Looks like Zach Gates has been canceled.
01:21:29Now he's being subbed in.
01:21:31Is there any chance he's able to get a victory for his team?
01:21:34Zach!
01:21:37You're my star hockey player!
01:21:39You're my star hockey player!
01:21:48Nate Duncan, the former MVP, has made mistake after mistake.
01:21:51But can Zach Duncan score the goal?
01:21:54Nate Duncan, you can do this!
01:21:56You're the best!
01:21:58Zach!
01:21:58Zach!
01:21:59You keep taking everything from me!
01:22:06My MVP, my title is captain, my glory.
01:22:08Now, Jane, we're not winning today.
01:22:15Look, Zach!
01:22:18Who's ever deserved a damn thing you had?
01:22:23Asshole!
01:22:31Gold!
01:22:33Yes!
01:22:33He's done it again!
01:22:34Zach Gates has let his team victory,
01:22:37smashing any doubts of his skills on the ice.
01:22:44Zach!
01:22:45The scout's offers are starting to come through.
01:22:47You did it!
01:22:47Let's go!
01:22:48It was right!
01:22:49Zach, this is amazing.
01:22:52I knew you could do it.
01:22:53I couldn't have done it without you.
01:22:55Thank you, Jane, for everything.
01:22:57You too!
01:22:59You stupid, arrogant!
01:23:02You stupid, arrogant!
01:23:04Stop it!
01:23:04We have a zero-tolerance policy with violence against other teammates.
01:23:08No NHL for you.
01:23:09No NHL for you.
01:23:15Everything's finally over.
01:23:17Except now I've been expelled.
01:23:19About that.
01:23:21My mom's an investor at the New York Times.
01:23:23She liked your writing so much that you offered to send it in with a glowing recommendation.
01:23:26You mean, I could be a New York Times columnist?
01:23:30Yeah!
01:23:30Oh my God!
01:23:31Thank you, Zach!
01:23:33Hey, I got a deal for you.
01:23:35You overbase a character off yourself again?
01:23:38Gotta base a boyfriend off me.
01:23:40Deal?
01:23:40Deal.
01:23:41He's gotta be hot, strong, sexy.
01:23:45With the biggest...
01:23:48Of course he will.
01:23:50I'm only telling the truth, you know.
01:23:54That's my story.
01:23:56A girl with a head full of daydreams and her hockey bad boy made a new deal.
01:23:59To always support each other.
01:24:01He's my loyal reader, and I'm his biggest fan.
01:24:09So?
01:24:11How does Jane, the famous writer, think I did out there?
01:24:13Perfect.
01:24:14You're the handsomest hockey star of all time.
01:24:16You're the most
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