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00:00:00Oh
00:00:30Oh
00:00:50Will you take a look at that?
00:00:52Pretty pathetic, huh?
00:00:54Well, you'll never believe this, but that robot you're looking at was once a meerkat
00:00:58And not just any meerkat
00:01:00That guy was an emperor
00:01:02A rich, powerful ball of charisma
00:01:04Oh yeah!
00:01:06This is his story
00:01:08Well, actually my story
00:01:10That's right
00:01:12I'm that robot
00:01:14The name is Kuzco
00:01:16Emperor Kuzco
00:01:18I was the world's nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason
00:01:22Oh, is that hard to believe?
00:01:24Look, I tell you what, you go back a ways
00:01:26Before I was a robot
00:01:28And this will all make sense
00:01:30Alright, now see that's a little too far back
00:01:32Oh, look at me
00:01:34That's me as a baby
00:01:36Look how cute you used to be
00:01:39Modesty aside, I was pretty gorgeous
00:01:42Is that my binky?
00:01:44I love that binky
00:01:46I haven't seen it in years
00:01:48Oh, he was the most beautiful baby in the whole world
00:01:52He had a face like a hyenas
00:01:54Ahem
00:01:56Now let's move ahead
00:01:58Yeah!
00:02:00I liked it!
00:02:14Oh yeah!
00:02:16There are despots and dictators
00:02:18Political manipulators
00:02:20There are bluebirds with the intellects of fleets
00:02:24There are kings and petty tyrants
00:02:27Who are so lacking in refinements
00:02:30Bigger than a city swinging from between
00:02:32He was born and raced to groove
00:02:36No one has ever been this cool
00:02:38In a thousand years of aristocracy
00:02:42An enigma and a mystery
00:02:45In Mesoamerican history
00:02:47The quintessence of perfection
00:02:49That is he
00:02:51Okay, this is the real me
00:02:54Not this
00:02:55This!
00:02:56Not this
00:02:57Winner
00:02:58Loser
00:02:59Okay, see this palace
00:03:00Everyone in it is at my command
00:03:02Check this out
00:03:03Butler
00:03:05Chef
00:03:07Theme song guy
00:03:08Oh yeah!
00:03:10He's the cyber lord of the nation
00:03:12He's the hippest cat in creation
00:03:14He's the alpha, the omega, A to Z
00:03:18And this perfect world will stem
00:03:21Around his every little whim
00:03:23Cause this perfect world begins and ends with
00:03:26Me!
00:03:27What's his name?
00:03:28Who's gone?
00:03:32That's his name!
00:03:34He's the king of the world
00:03:37For the world
00:03:43Yea!
00:03:44Who's gone?
00:03:46No!
00:03:49You threw off my groove!
00:03:51I'm sorry but you've thrown off
00:03:52the emperor's groove
00:03:54Sir
00:03:55Go своей
00:03:56You were saying
00:03:58What's his name?
00:04:00Who's gone!
00:04:02wants his name?
00:04:03That's his name!
00:04:12Did you hear what I want?
00:04:16Don't you know he's the king of the world?
00:04:21Oh, yeah!
00:04:25Ow!
00:04:28Ha! Boom, baby!
00:04:29Your Highness, it is time for you to choose your bride.
00:04:33Alrighty, trot out the ladies.
00:04:37Let's take a look-see.
00:04:38Hate your hair.
00:04:40Very funny.
00:04:41Not likely to choose.
00:04:43Yikes.
00:04:43What the heck? I've only got nine lives to lose.
00:04:46Yikes, yikes.
00:04:47Well, um...
00:04:48And, let me guess, you have a great personality.
00:04:52Is this really the best you could do?
00:04:54Oh, yes.
00:04:55Oh, no. I mean, perhaps...
00:04:57What is he babbling about?
00:04:58No. He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up.
00:05:01Anyway, still wondering about the robot in the opening?
00:05:05Well, let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life.
00:05:10First, there's Pacha.
00:05:13Ah, excuse me.
00:05:14I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco.
00:05:16You see, I got the summons...
00:05:17Inside, up the stairs, and to the left.
00:05:19Just follow the signs.
00:05:21Oh, great.
00:05:22Thanks a lot.
00:05:25Uh, and don't be fooled by the folksy, peasant look.
00:05:28Oh!
00:05:30Uh, pardon me. That's mine.
00:05:32Oh, here you go.
00:05:33You're welcome.
00:05:35Oh, hey, are you all right?
00:05:37Here, Tony, uh...
00:05:38Oh, you're very kind.
00:05:39What happened?
00:05:40Well, I...
00:05:41I threw off the Emperor's groove.
00:05:43What?
00:05:44His groove.
00:05:44The rhythm in which he lives his life.
00:05:46His pattern of behavior.
00:05:47I threw it off, and the Emperor had me thrown out the window.
00:05:51Oh, really?
00:05:53I'm supposed to see him.
00:05:54Don't throw off his groove!
00:05:56Oh, okay.
00:05:57Beware the groove.
00:05:58Hey, are you gonna be all right?
00:06:01Groove.
00:06:02You see what I mean?
00:06:04This guy's trouble.
00:06:05But as bad as he is, he is nothing compared to what's coming up next.
00:06:09And why have you come here today?
00:06:11Well, your highness, I mean, your grace.
00:06:15Okay, gang, check out this piece of work.
00:06:17This is Yzma, the Emperor's advisor.
00:06:21Living proof that animals once roamed the Earth.
00:06:24And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man.
00:06:26Every decade or so, she gets a new one.
00:06:28This year's model is called Conk.
00:06:31Yeah, I got that there, Yzma.
00:06:37Yep, that's Kronk.
00:06:39Now, lately, Yzma's gotten into this bad habit of trying to run the country behind my back.
00:06:44And I'm thinking, that's gotta stop.
00:06:47It is no concern of mine whether your family has...
00:06:50What was it again?
00:06:51Um, food.
00:06:53Ha!
00:06:53You really should have thought of that before you became peasants.
00:06:57We're through here.
00:06:58Take him away.
00:06:59Next!
00:07:00But I...
00:07:02Okay.
00:07:07The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?
00:07:09Tell me about it.
00:07:11Hi there.
00:07:12Oh, your highness.
00:07:15Oh, oh, oh.
00:07:16Uh, you were doing it again.
00:07:19Doing?
00:07:19Oh, doing what?
00:07:22Doing my job.
00:07:23I'm the emperor.
00:07:24And you're the emperor's advisor.
00:07:26Remember that?
00:07:27But your highness, I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters.
00:07:31Whoa.
00:07:31Whoa.
00:07:31Look at these wrinkles.
00:07:35What is holding this woman together?
00:07:38What the...
00:07:39How long has that been there?
00:07:41Good thinking, Yzma.
00:07:43What do you say, Kuzka?
00:07:44Whoa.
00:07:45How convenient.
00:07:46Well, you know what they say.
00:07:48When the student is ready, the teacher appears.
00:07:51That's it.
00:07:52No more fortune cookies for you.
00:07:54No touchy.
00:07:55No touchy.
00:07:57No touch.
00:07:57Uh, excuse me, your highness.
00:07:59The village leader is here to see you.
00:08:00Oh, great.
00:08:01Send him in.
00:08:02Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:08:04Fired?
00:08:05What do you mean, fired?
00:08:07Um, how else can I say it?
00:08:09You're being let go.
00:08:10Your department is being downsized.
00:08:11You're part of an outplacement.
00:08:13We're going in a different direction.
00:08:14We're not picking up your option.
00:08:15Take your pick.
00:08:16I got more.
00:08:17But I...
00:08:18You...
00:08:19Ah...
00:08:20Ah...
00:08:21But, your highness,
00:08:23I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire
00:08:26for many, many years.
00:08:29Hey, everybody hits their stride.
00:08:32You just hit yours 50 years ago.
00:08:35So...
00:08:36Who's in my chair?
00:08:37Oh, oh, I know.
00:08:39Yzma.
00:08:39Yzma's in your chair, right?
00:08:41Very good, Kronk.
00:08:43Here, get the snack.
00:08:44Got it.
00:08:46Okay, you heard the man.
00:08:48Up, up, up.
00:08:49I'm okay.
00:08:50I'm fine.
00:08:52Ah.
00:08:53Okay.
00:08:56Shaman.
00:09:00Ah, afternoon, your highness.
00:09:02I'm here because I received a summons to...
00:09:04Hey, there he is.
00:09:05My main village man.
00:09:07Um, Pacha.
00:09:09Anyway, I got this summons.
00:09:11Pacha.
00:09:12That's right.
00:09:13You are just the line I want to sit.
00:09:15I am?
00:09:16Word on the street is you can fix my problem.
00:09:21Encourage, old pal.
00:09:22I, your fearless friend, will find and rescue you.
00:09:29You can fix my problem, can't you?
00:09:32Sure, I'll do what I can.
00:09:34Good, good.
00:09:35That's just what I wanted to hear.
00:09:37Are you aware of just how important your village is to the Empire?
00:09:40Well, I know we grow the crops that you use here at the palace.
00:09:43We also herd the llamas that you...
00:09:45My village?
00:09:50Oh, yeah.
00:09:51You got a pretty sweet little set up there on top of that hill, don't you?
00:09:54Ah, ha, ha, ha.
00:09:55Yeah, my family has lived on that hilltop for the last six generations.
00:10:00Uh-huh.
00:10:02So tell me, where do you find you get the most sun?
00:10:05Oh, I'd say just on the other side of those trees.
00:10:10When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sink.
00:10:13Well, that settles it.
00:10:16Really?
00:10:16Yep, problem solved.
00:10:18Thanks for coming.
00:10:19That's it?
00:10:20That's all you wanted me for?
00:10:22I just needed an insider's opinion before I okayed this spot for my pool.
00:10:27Uh, your pool?
00:10:29Booyah!
00:10:30Welcome to Kuzco-topia, my ultimate summer getaway, complete with water slot.
00:10:36What?
00:10:36Isn't it great?
00:10:37It's my birthday gift to me.
00:10:40I'm so happy.
00:10:42Uh, uh, uh, I don't understand how this could happen.
00:10:47Well, let me clear it up for you.
00:10:48At my birthday celebration tomorrow, I give the word, and your town will be destroyed, to make way for this.
00:10:58Oh, well, okay.
00:11:00So, if I were you, I'd pick up some change of address forms on the way home.
00:11:03But, but, um, where will we live?
00:11:06Hmm, don't know, don't care.
00:11:09How's that?
00:11:11Oh, but wait, you can't-
00:11:12Ow!
00:11:13Jesus, what was that for?
00:11:15Ah!
00:11:16Ah!
00:11:17Ah!
00:11:17Ah!
00:11:17Ah!
00:11:17Ah!
00:11:17Ah!
00:11:18Ah!
00:11:18Ah!
00:11:19Ah!
00:11:19Ah!
00:11:20Ah!
00:11:20Ah!
00:11:21Ah!
00:11:21Ah!
00:11:22When I give the word, your little town thingy will be bye-bye.
00:11:27Bye-bye!
00:11:28Oh, uh, what?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Hmm-hmm.
00:11:31Boo-hoo.
00:11:32Oh, yeah, everything was going my way.
00:11:36Or, so I thought.
00:11:38He can't get rid of me that easily.
00:11:40Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is?
00:11:44Does he, a little to the left, have any idea of who he's dealing with?
00:11:51How could he do this to me? Why, I practically raised him!
00:11:55Yeah, you think he would've turned out better.
00:11:57Yeah, go figure.
00:11:59Well, it's better you're taking out your anger on these things instead of the real Cusco, huh?
00:12:03Huh?
00:12:04That's it, Grant?
00:12:05That's it!
00:12:06That's it!
00:12:07I'll get rid of Cusco!
00:12:09The real Cusco?
00:12:10Huh?
00:12:11Of course the real Cusco!
00:12:13Don't you see?
00:12:14It's perfect.
00:12:15With him out of the way, and no heir to the throne, I'll take over and rule the Empire.
00:12:21Brilliant!
00:12:22So, how does that work with you being fired and all?
00:12:25The only ones who know about that are the three of us, soon to be the two of us!
00:12:30And I'm one of those two, right?
00:12:32To the secret lab!
00:12:36Pull the lever, Cronk!
00:12:38Wrong lever!
00:12:41Huh?
00:12:42Why do we even have that lever?
00:12:46Get out of my way!
00:12:50Please remain seated, and keep your arms and legs in at all times.
00:12:55Hey, Buster!
00:12:56Yeah!
00:12:57Eva!
00:12:58Put your hands in the air!
00:12:59Woo-hoo!
00:13:00Woo-hoo!
00:13:06Ah, how shall I do it?
00:13:08Oh, I know.
00:13:10I'll turn him into a flea.
00:13:12A harmless little flea.
00:13:14And then, I'll put that flea in a box.
00:13:16And then I'll put that box inside of another box.
00:13:18And then I'll nail that box to myself.
00:13:20And when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer!
00:13:24It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you!
00:13:27Genius, I say!
00:13:32No.
00:13:33Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!
00:13:37Take it, Cronk.
00:13:38Oh, feel the power.
00:13:41Oh.
00:13:42I can feel it.
00:13:43Now a moment of triumph approaches!
00:13:47It's dinner time!
00:13:49So, is everything ready for tonight?
00:14:01Oh, yeah.
00:14:02I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad.
00:14:04And then see how we feel after that.
00:14:06Not the dinner.
00:14:08You know.
00:14:09No.
00:14:10Oh, right.
00:14:11The poison.
00:14:12The poison for Cusco.
00:14:13The poison chosen specially to kill Cusco.
00:14:16Cusco's poison.
00:14:18That poison?
00:14:19Yes, that poison.
00:14:20Gotcha covered.
00:14:21Excellent.
00:14:22A few drops in his drink.
00:14:24Then I'll propose a toast.
00:14:26And he will be dead before dessert.
00:14:28Which is a real shame.
00:14:29Because it's gonna be delicious.
00:14:30Boom, bam, baby!
00:14:31Let's get to the grub.
00:14:33I am one hungry king of the world.
00:14:37So, no hard feelings about being let go?
00:14:41None whatsoever.
00:14:43Cronk, get the Emperor a drink.
00:14:48Drink.
00:14:49Right.
00:15:00Your Highness.
00:15:10Is something burning?
00:15:11My spinach pus!
00:15:20So, he seems nice.
00:15:23Oh, yes!
00:15:25He is.
00:15:26He's what?
00:15:27In his late 20s?
00:15:29I'm not sure.
00:15:32Saved him!
00:15:33That's great.
00:15:34Good job.
00:15:35Very good job.
00:15:36Watch it.
00:15:37They're still hot.
00:15:41Cronk.
00:15:42The Emperor needs his...
00:15:44Drink.
00:15:45Right.
00:15:47Oh.
00:15:48Right.
00:15:52Hang on a second.
00:15:56Hey, Cronky, everything okay back there?
00:15:58Oh.
00:15:59Oh.
00:16:00Oh, uh...
00:16:02The drinks were a bit on the...
00:16:07Warm side.
00:16:08Hey, did you see that sky today?
00:16:11Talk about blue.
00:16:12Yes, Cronk.
00:16:13Riveting.
00:16:14A toast.
00:16:15To the Emperor.
00:16:17Long live Cusco.
00:16:19Long live Cusco.
00:16:22Don't take the water.
00:16:31Ah.
00:16:32Tasty.
00:16:33I think I got a bad grub.
00:16:38Finally.
00:16:39Good work, Cronk.
00:16:42Oh, they're so easy to make.
00:16:44I'll get you the recipe.
00:16:45Now.
00:16:46To get rid of the body.
00:16:47Okay.
00:16:48What were we saying?
00:16:49Uh, uh...
00:16:50We were just making a toast to your long and healthy rule.
00:16:52Right.
00:16:53So, what are you gonna do?
00:16:54I mean, you've been around here a long time and...
00:16:55I really mean a long time.
00:16:56Um...
00:16:57I mean, it might...
00:16:58Be difficult.
00:16:59For someone of your age adjusting to life in the private sector.
00:17:00Hey, Cronk.
00:17:01Can you top me off, pal?
00:17:02No.
00:17:03No.
00:17:04No.
00:17:05No.
00:17:06No.
00:17:07No.
00:17:08No.
00:17:09No.
00:17:10No.
00:17:11No.
00:17:12No.
00:17:13No.
00:17:14No.
00:17:15No.
00:17:16No.
00:17:17No.
00:17:18No.
00:17:19No.
00:17:20No.
00:17:21No.
00:17:22No.
00:17:23No.
00:17:24Hey, Cronk.
00:17:25Can you top me off, pal?
00:17:26Be a friend?
00:17:30On the head?
00:17:32More broccoli?
00:17:34Because you're...
00:17:36Look face it.
00:17:37You're no string chicken.
00:17:38And I mean that in the best possible way.
00:17:43What?
00:17:45He supposed to be dead!
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:48Weird.
00:17:50Let me see that vile.
00:17:54This isn't poison. This is extract of...
00:18:00You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike.
00:18:03You might think about relabeling some of them.
00:18:05Take him out of town and finish the job now!
00:18:10What about dinner?
00:18:12Crank, this is kind of important.
00:18:15How about dessert?
00:18:17Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
00:18:20And coffee.
00:18:22Alright, a quick cup of coffee.
00:18:24Then take him out of town and finish the job!
00:18:34Guess where I am right now.
00:18:35Uh-huh, in the bag.
00:18:37Still think I'm not the victim here?
00:18:39Watch, it gets better.
00:18:44Ugh, he's doing his own theme music?
00:18:51Big, dumb, and tone-deaf.
00:18:57I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
00:19:04Mission accomplished.
00:19:05Wait a minute.
00:19:18You're not just gonna let him die like that, are you?
00:19:21My shoulder angel.
00:19:22Don't listen to that guy.
00:19:24He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.
00:19:27I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks.
00:19:30I'll come off it.
00:19:31You come off it.
00:19:32You.
00:19:33You.
00:19:34You infinity.
00:19:37Listen up, big guy.
00:19:38I got three good reasons why you should just walk away.
00:19:41Number one.
00:19:42Look at that guy.
00:19:43He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
00:19:45We've been through this.
00:19:46It's a harp.
00:19:47And you know it.
00:19:48Alright.
00:19:49That's a harp.
00:19:50And that's a dress.
00:19:52Robe.
00:19:53Reason number two.
00:19:54Look what I can do.
00:19:55Ha ha ha!
00:19:56Music!
00:19:57To aid the digestion.
00:19:59Wait a minute.
00:20:00What?
00:20:01What does that have to do with it?
00:20:02No, no.
00:20:03He's got a point.
00:20:11Next stop, mouth, throat, stomach, intestine, and you guessed it, Green River.
00:20:24Listen, you guys.
00:20:25You sorta confuse me.
00:20:26So, uh, be gone.
00:20:27Uh.
00:20:28Or, uh, you know.
00:20:29However I get rid of you guys.
00:20:30That'll work.
00:20:31Something lucky.
00:20:32Um, what's with the chimp and the bug.
00:20:33Well, that'll work.
00:20:34Uh, you know.
00:20:35It's pretty confusing me.
00:20:36So, uh, be gone.
00:20:37Uh.
00:20:38Or, uh, you know.
00:20:39However I get rid of you guys.
00:20:40That'll work.
00:20:41Um, what's with the chimp and the bug?
00:20:42Why do your dap?
00:20:43Um, what's with the chimp and the bug?
00:21:01Can we get back to me?
00:21:05Oh, boy.
00:21:06Think, think, think.
00:21:07What to do?
00:21:08What to do?
00:21:09What do we do at the party?
00:21:13What am I going to tell the village?
00:21:20Come on, Cranky.
00:21:21Come on, Cranky.
00:21:21What do I do?
00:21:22What do I do?
00:21:23No!
00:21:29Back double jordan!
00:21:35Hey.
00:21:36Hey, you!
00:21:37Hey.
00:21:37Excuse me.
00:21:38Excuse me.
00:21:38Stop!
00:21:39Pardon me.
00:21:39Excuse me.
00:21:40Sorry about that.
00:21:40I'm coming down.
00:21:41Hey, you with the car.
00:21:43Uh-oh.
00:21:45This is not good.
00:21:46I hope that doesn't come back to haunt me.
00:21:49Hey!
00:21:57I'm coming home.
00:21:58I'm coming down.
00:22:01It's not good.
00:22:02It's not good.
00:22:02Oh, boy.
00:22:02I'm coming down.
00:22:02No, no, no, no.
00:22:04Oh, man.
00:22:05Why?
00:22:05I'm coming outta here.
00:22:05Yes.
00:22:06Hmm.
00:22:06Hmm.
00:22:07I'm coming back to you with the car.
00:22:07Yes.
00:22:08Nobody else welcome you.
00:22:10Bye.
00:22:13Bye.
00:22:14Bye.
00:22:15Mom, Mom, I think I'm still growing.
00:22:44Mom, you and I both know that it's impossible for him to have grown in the last five minutes.
00:22:54Isn't it?
00:22:55Look how much you've grown.
00:22:57What?
00:22:58Tipo, get out of the way.
00:22:59It's my turn again.
00:23:00Measure me.
00:23:01Dad's home.
00:23:02Hey!
00:23:03Come here.
00:23:04Dad, I ate a bug today.
00:23:05Oh, no.
00:23:06That's right.
00:23:07It's okay.
00:23:08It's okay.
00:23:13Oh, is Mom baking again?
00:23:15Heh.
00:23:16Don't tell her I said that.
00:23:17I heard that.
00:23:18Okay, everybody, move aside.
00:23:20A lady with a baby coming through.
00:23:22Dad!
00:23:23Dad!
00:23:24Dad!
00:23:25Look at how big I am.
00:23:26We were all measured today.
00:23:27Oh.
00:23:28I'm going through a growth spurt.
00:23:29I'm as big as you were when you were me.
00:23:32Mm-hmm.
00:23:33You sure are.
00:23:34Impressive as my loose tooth.
00:23:35See?
00:23:36Okay, okay, you two.
00:23:39Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home.
00:23:42Now say goodnight.
00:23:43Dad, do we have to?
00:23:46No, you two can stay up.
00:23:51We're just going to be sitting here telling each other how much we love each other.
00:23:55Right, honey?
00:23:56Ooh!
00:23:57Gross!
00:23:58G'day!
00:23:59So, what did the Emperor want?
00:24:02Ah, you know what?
00:24:03He couldn't see me.
00:24:04Couldn't see you?
00:24:05Why not?
00:24:06I don't know.
00:24:07Well, that's just rude.
00:24:08Well, he is the Emperor.
00:24:09I'm sure he's busy.
00:24:10No, no, no, no.
00:24:11Emperor or no Emperor, it's called common courtesy.
00:24:13Honey?
00:24:14If that were me, I'd march right back there and demand to see him, and you know I would.
00:24:21Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.
00:24:23Gotcha, I'm fine.
00:24:24This baby's not coming for a while, but even if it was, I'd give that guy a piece of my mind.
00:24:30That kind of behavior, just, just...
00:24:32I gotta go wash something.
00:24:44Pacha, you okay?
00:24:54Hmm?
00:24:55Oh, yeah.
00:24:56I'm just a little tired from the trip.
00:24:58Um, I'm gonna go put Misty away.
00:25:01Uh, heh heh.
00:25:14Hi.
00:25:15Excuse me.
00:25:16Two seconds here.
00:25:17Um, I'm the one in the car, remember?
00:25:19This story's about me, not him.
00:25:22Okay.
00:25:23You got it?
00:25:24Alright, we're gonna move ahead.
00:25:25Sorry to slow you down.
00:25:27Heh heh heh.
00:25:29Whoa.
00:25:30Uh...
00:25:31Where'd you come from, little guy?
00:25:46No touchy.
00:25:48Ah!
00:25:49Demon robot!
00:25:50Demon robot!
00:25:51Where?
00:25:52Ah!
00:25:53Ah!
00:25:54Ah!
00:25:55Ah!
00:25:56Ah!
00:25:57Ah!
00:25:58Ow!
00:25:59Ah!
00:26:00My head!
00:26:01Okay, Demon robot!
00:26:02Ah!
00:26:03Just take it easy.
00:26:04I mean you no harm.
00:26:06Ugh!
00:26:07What are you talking about?
00:26:08Oh, wait.
00:26:09I know you.
00:26:10You're that whiny peasant.
00:26:12Huh!
00:26:13Emperor Kuzco?
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:16Who do you think you were talking to?
00:26:17The...
00:26:18How did...
00:26:19Um...
00:26:20You don't...
00:26:22Look like the Emperor.
00:26:24What do you mean, I don't look like the Emperor?
00:26:26Um...
00:26:27Um...
00:26:28Do this.
00:26:29What is this?
00:26:30Some kind of little...
00:26:31Game you country folk like to...
00:26:32Yeah!
00:26:33It can't be!
00:26:34Ah!
00:26:35Ah!
00:26:36Ah!
00:26:37Ah!
00:26:38My face!
00:26:39Good!
00:26:40My beautiful, beautiful face!
00:26:41What happened?
00:26:42Wait a minute.
00:26:43I remember you.
00:26:44I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was.
00:26:49And then you got mad at me.
00:26:50Oh!
00:26:51And you turned me into a robot!
00:26:54What?
00:26:55No, I did not.
00:26:56Yes!
00:26:57And then you kidnapped me!
00:26:58Why would I kidnap a robot?
00:26:59I have no idea.
00:27:00You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
00:27:02What?
00:27:03Hmph.
00:27:04You're right.
00:27:05That's giving you way too much credit.
00:27:08Okay.
00:27:09I have to get back to the palace.
00:27:10Yzma's got that secret lab.
00:27:13I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back.
00:27:16Hey, you.
00:27:17No time to waste.
00:27:18Let's go.
00:27:19That's not gonna work.
00:27:20Hey, Tiny.
00:27:21I wanna get out of this body, wouldn't you?
00:27:23Now let's go.
00:27:24Build your summer house somewhere else.
00:27:26You wanna run that by me again?
00:27:29I can't let you go back unless you change your mind and build your summer home somewhere
00:27:36else.
00:27:37Hmm.
00:27:38I got a little secret for you.
00:27:40Come here.
00:27:41No, closer.
00:27:42I don't make deals with peasants!
00:27:45Then I guess I can't take you back.
00:27:48Fine.
00:27:49I don't need you.
00:27:50I can find my own way back.
00:27:52I wouldn't recommend it.
00:27:53It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
00:27:56Nice try, pal.
00:27:57No, really.
00:27:58I'm telling you.
00:27:59There are jaguars and snakes and quicksanders.
00:28:01I'm not listening.
00:28:02I'm not kidding.
00:28:03Listen.
00:28:04You cannot go in there.
00:28:06Still not listening.
00:28:11Fine.
00:28:12Fine.
00:28:13Go ahead.
00:28:14There's no Kuzco.
00:28:16There's no Kuzco-topia.
00:28:18Takes care of my problem.
00:28:27Hmm.
00:28:28Scary jungle, right?
00:28:29Ooh, a leaf.
00:28:30Ooh, it might attack me.
00:28:31Oh, it's a scary tree.
00:28:32I'm afraid.
00:28:33Please never find my way.
00:28:34I'm the emperor.
00:28:35And as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction.
00:28:40Okay, where in the...
00:28:41What?
00:28:42What?
00:28:43What?
00:28:44Helpie!
00:28:45Helpie!
00:28:46Helpie!
00:28:47Helpie!
00:28:48Helpie!
00:28:49Helpie!
00:28:50Helpie!
00:28:51Helpie!
00:28:52Helpie!
00:28:53Okay, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
00:28:57Well, well, well, well, well, well, what do you want?
00:29:03It's good, with it?
00:29:04Oh, for me?
00:29:05Why...
00:29:06I don't know what to say.
00:29:08hay-t mettre enrails, oh, sick, or monkey, barnabyspot.
00:29:10I don't know what to say.
00:29:12Well, well, well.
00:29:14well well well what do you want oh for me why i don't know what to say
00:29:28hit the road bucky
00:29:34ow
00:29:44oh
00:29:50no no no no no no no no no no no no no don't
00:29:54come back
00:29:58ha
00:30:04no
00:30:26you killer robot
00:30:34oh
00:30:54don't worry your highness i got you you're safe now
00:30:58maybe i'm just new to this whole rescuing thing but this to me might be considered kind of a step
00:31:06backwards wouldn't you say no no no it's it's okay this this is all right we can figure this out
00:31:12i hate you
00:31:22oh
00:31:32oh
00:31:34oh
00:31:36oh
00:31:38i don't know about you but i'm getting all fun'd out
00:31:40uh oh
00:31:42don't tell me we're about to go over a huge waterfall
00:31:44yep
00:31:46sharp rocks at the bottom most likely
00:31:48bring it on
00:31:50oh
00:31:52oh
00:31:56oh
00:31:58oh
00:32:00oh
00:32:02oh
00:32:06oh
00:32:08oh
00:32:10oh
00:32:12oh
00:32:14oh
00:32:16oh
00:32:18oh
00:32:20oh
00:32:22oh
00:32:24oh
00:32:26oh
00:32:28oh
00:32:38oh
00:32:40oh
00:32:42oh
00:32:44oh
00:32:46oh
00:32:48oh
00:32:50oh
00:32:52oh
00:32:54oh
00:32:56oh
00:32:58oh
00:33:00oh
00:33:02oh
00:33:04oh
00:33:06oh
00:33:12oh
00:33:14oh
00:33:16oh
00:33:22oh
00:33:24oh
00:33:26oh
00:33:28oh
00:33:30oh
00:33:32I'm not taking you back.
00:33:37Ow!
00:33:38Jesus, what's that for?
00:33:40I didn't know anything.
00:33:42Somebody's throwing stuff.
00:33:44Are you going to build a fire or what?
00:33:44What's going on?
00:33:47He's never going to change his mind.
00:33:51How am I ever going to get out of here?
00:34:02I'm going to get out of here.
00:34:32I'm going to get out of here.
00:35:02Poor old guy.
00:35:03His legacy will live on in our hearts.
00:35:06I've never had a chance.
00:35:07For all eternity.
00:35:10Well, we ain't getting any deader.
00:35:14Back to work.
00:35:14Krong, darling.
00:35:29I must admit you had me worried when you mixed up those poisons.
00:35:34But now that Kuzco is dead, all is forgiven.
00:35:39Oh, oh yeah.
00:35:40Yeah, he's dead.
00:35:41He's dead all right.
00:35:42I mean, you can't get much deader than me.
00:35:45A dad is right now.
00:35:47Plus, of course, we killed him again.
00:35:50I suppose...
00:35:52Hey, look!
00:35:53The royal dresser's here.
00:35:55Krong.
00:35:56I should tell you right now, I'm kind of hard to fix it.
00:35:59Krong.
00:35:59I wore a 66 lawn and a 31 waist.
00:36:03Kuzco is dead, right?
00:36:06Tell me Kuzco's dead.
00:36:07I need to hear these words.
00:36:11But do you need to hear all those words exactly?
00:36:13You still believe her?
00:36:15Well, he's not as dead as we would have hoped.
00:36:18Krong.
00:36:19Just thought I'd give you the heads up.
00:36:21In case Kuzco ever came back.
00:36:23He can't come back?
00:36:24Yeah, that would be kind of awkward.
00:36:26Especially after that lovely eulogy.
00:36:29You think?
00:36:30You and I are going out to find him.
00:36:32If he talks, we are thrilled.
00:36:34Now let's move.
00:36:36Now, look out!
00:36:38Tipo, what is it?
00:36:40I had a dream that Dad was tied to a lawn
00:36:42and was careening out of control
00:36:44down a raging river of death.
00:36:46All right, all right, it's okay.
00:36:48It was awful!
00:36:48It's okay, it's okay, Tipo.
00:36:50Calm down, it was just a dream.
00:36:52Your dad's fine.
00:36:53He just went back to see the emperor.
00:36:57Oh, like you told him to
00:36:59because you're always right.
00:37:00That's right.
00:37:02Well, in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama.
00:37:04Yeah, like that would ever happen.
00:37:06It could.
00:37:07Nuh-uh.
00:37:07Yeah-huh.
00:37:08Nuh-uh.
00:37:09Good night, you two.
00:37:14Night, Mom!
00:37:14Nuh-uh.
00:37:15Nuh-uh.
00:37:15Nuh-uh.
00:37:27Uh, hey.
00:37:34Thanks.
00:37:36No.
00:37:37No problem.
00:37:39Hey!
00:37:41Feels like wool.
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:44Alpaca?
00:37:45Oh, yeah, it is.
00:37:47Oh, yeah, I thought so.
00:37:49It's nice.
00:37:51My wife made it.
00:37:52Oh, she knits?
00:37:53Crochets.
00:37:55Crochets, nice.
00:37:57Thanks.
00:37:58You'll learn to love them.
00:38:06So.
00:38:07So, I was thinking that when I got back to the city, we'd, uh...
00:38:13I mean, there's lots of hilltops, and maybe I might, you know, I might...
00:38:18Are you saying you've changed your mind?
00:38:23Oh, well, I...
00:38:25Because you know that means you're doing something nice for someone else.
00:38:29No, I know that. I know.
00:38:31And you're all right with that?
00:38:34Yes.
00:38:35What?
00:38:45Don't shake.
00:38:46Unless you mean it.
00:38:55All right.
00:38:58Let's get you back to the palace.
00:39:01Oh, by the way, thanks.
00:39:02No.
00:39:20Okay, once we cross this bridge, it's only an hour to the palace.
00:39:23Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath.
00:39:26I believe it.
00:39:26What was that?
00:39:27Nothing.
00:39:30Whoa!
00:39:31Kuzco!
00:39:34Kuzco!
00:39:35Yeah?
00:39:36Quick, help me up.
00:39:39No, I don't think I will.
00:39:41You're gonna leave me here?
00:39:42Well, I was gonna have you in prison for life, but I kinda like this better.
00:39:46I thought you were a changed man.
00:39:48Oh, come on.
00:39:49I had to say something to get you to take me back to this city.
00:39:51So all of it was a lie?
00:39:53Well, yeah.
00:39:54No way.
00:39:57Oh, yeah.
00:39:58Yeah, it all was a lie.
00:40:00Toodles.
00:40:01We shook hands on it!
00:40:03You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is, you need hands.
00:40:12Okay.
00:40:13Bye-bye.
00:40:15Are you okay?
00:40:17You all right?
00:40:18Yeah.
00:40:19Yeah, I think I'm all right.
00:40:20Good.
00:40:22That's for going back on your promise.
00:40:25Yeah.
00:40:26That's for kidnapping me and taking me to your village, which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way.
00:40:30Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
00:40:36I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong.
00:40:40Oh, boo-hoo.
00:40:41Now I feel really bad.
00:40:43Bad llama.
00:40:43I could've let you die up there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over.
00:40:47Well, that makes you ugly and stupid.
00:40:49Let's end this.
00:40:51Ladies first.
00:40:53I'm gonna kill you!
00:40:54I'm gonna kill you!
00:40:55I'm gonna kill you!
00:40:55I'm gonna kill you!
00:40:56I'm gonna kill you!
00:40:57I'm gonna kill you!
00:40:57I'm gonna kill you!
00:41:26me no we're not calm down i have an idea give me your arm okay now the other one
00:41:34when i say go push against my back and we'll walk up the hill ready go
00:41:43ow you did that on purpose no i didn't now we're gonna have to work together to get out of this
00:41:51so follow my lead ready right foot who's right you're right or mine i don't care mine well why
00:41:58yours okay you're right ready okay got it okay right left right look we're moving
00:42:07don't look down now stay with me stay with me right left right left right left right now what
00:42:21genius working on it okay here's the deal stretch out your neck and i'll grab the rope how do i know
00:42:31you won't let me fall after you grab the rope you're just gonna have to trust me
00:42:36yeah you know it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult
00:42:44almost it's stuck take your time no hurry here
00:42:53scorpion
00:42:56you're back
00:43:07oh
00:43:29Yeah, look at me my bad self. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You just saved my life
00:43:37Huh?
00:43:40So?
00:43:41I knew it.
00:43:41Knew what?
00:43:42That there is some good in you after all.
00:43:44I know.
00:43:44Admit it.
00:43:45Wrong.
00:43:45Yes, there is.
00:43:46Nuh-uh.
00:43:46I think there is.
00:43:47Nuh-uh.
00:43:48Hey, you could have let me fall.
00:43:49Come on, what's the big deal? Nobody's that heartless.
00:43:54Don't read too much into it. It was a one-time thing.
00:43:58Right, sure.
00:44:00Well, better get going.
00:44:02With that bridge out, it's a four-day walk to the palace.
00:44:05What?
00:44:06You mean you're still taking me back?
00:44:08I shook on it, didn't I?
00:44:09Well, yeah.
00:44:10But I hope you realize that doesn't change a thing.
00:44:13I'm still building Kuzco-topia when I get back.
00:44:16Well, four days is a long time.
00:44:18Who knows?
00:44:18Maybe you'll change your mind.
00:44:20Uh-huh.
00:44:21Four days.
00:44:22What are the chances of you carrying me?
00:44:24Not good.
00:44:28No.
00:44:28No.
00:44:29No.
00:44:30We've searched every village surrounding the palace,
00:44:33and still no sign of Kuzco.
00:44:34Where is he?
00:44:37Kronk!
00:44:38Kronk here.
00:44:39I'm getting tired.
00:44:40Pull over!
00:44:41Sure thing.
00:44:42Kronk out.
00:44:42Perfect.
00:44:55These are my best shoes.
00:45:00I hate this jungle.
00:45:04Oh, look.
00:45:06A golden-footed Smaller Wardler.
00:45:08Just one more for exotic bird bingo.
00:45:10I am loving this.
00:45:12Get away from me!
00:45:26Yeah.
00:45:27Tell me about it.
00:45:29No, no.
00:45:30It's not you.
00:45:31She's not the easiest person to get close to.
00:45:33There's a wall there.
00:45:35Trust me.
00:45:35Are you talking to that squirrel?
00:45:37I was a junior chipmunk.
00:45:40I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.
00:45:43Please continue.
00:45:46Why me?
00:45:49Why me?
00:45:50Why?
00:45:50It doesn't always have to be about you.
00:45:53This poor little guy's head at Ruff.
00:45:55Seems the talking llama gave him a hard time the other day.
00:45:59Talking llama?
00:46:00Do tell.
00:46:05Ah, he doesn't really want to talk to you.
00:46:07Well, then you ask him.
00:46:10Hate being in the middle.
00:46:12Squeaky, uh, squeak-squeaker.
00:46:15Squeakin'.
00:46:15Jaguars.
00:46:19No kidding.
00:46:20Brutal.
00:46:27Ah, could you give us a little room here?
00:46:29Ah.
00:46:30Sorry.
00:46:33Little bit more, please.
00:46:36How's this?
00:46:38Yeah, that's good.
00:46:40Now ask him which way the talking llama went.
00:46:44Ah, squeaky-squeak.
00:46:45Squeakin'.
00:46:46Low blood sugar, huh?
00:46:59Yeah, it's a curse.
00:47:01Well, as soon as we get something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way.
00:47:04Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut, home of the mug...
00:47:19Of meat.
00:47:23What'll it be?
00:47:25We'll have two specials.
00:47:27Is that all right, dear?
00:47:29Oh, whatever you say, Pumpkin, you know what I like.
00:47:31We're on our honeymoon.
00:47:34Bless you for coming out in public.
00:47:36So that's two specials.
00:47:38So that's two specials.
00:47:40And an onion log.
00:47:41To split.
00:47:42To split.
00:47:43Mm-hmm.
00:47:44Ordering?
00:47:45I need two heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop.
00:47:48Okay, so I'll admit, this was a good idea.
00:47:55When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
00:47:58Well, that's funny.
00:47:59Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars,
00:48:03lying to me to take you back to the palace, were all really bad ideas.
00:48:06Oh, yeah.
00:48:07Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
00:48:09Hot and crispy pill bug for the happy couple.
00:48:15Mazel tov.
00:48:16Shh.
00:48:19Oh, boy.
00:48:27Oh, here.
00:48:29Let me get that for you.
00:48:31Bag.
00:48:34Where you going?
00:48:35I'm just going to slip into the kitchen and have a word with the chef.
00:48:38You're going to get us thrown out.
00:48:39Please.
00:48:40With this disguise, I'm invisible.
00:48:49We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long.
00:48:53That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.
00:48:56I should have gone away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance.
00:49:02Oh, you really got to stop beating yourself up about that.
00:49:06Oh.
00:49:06Uh-oh.
00:49:09I'll get you another one there, Yzma.
00:49:10Yo.
00:49:11Who, uh, using that fork, pal?
00:49:13Hey, don't I know you?
00:49:15Uh, I don't think so.
00:49:16Wrestled you in high school.
00:49:18I don't remember that, no.
00:49:18No?
00:49:18Metal shot?
00:49:19Ah, no.
00:49:19Oh, I got it.
00:49:20Miss Narca's interpretive dance.
00:49:21Two semesters.
00:49:22I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
00:49:24Come on, pal.
00:49:25You got to help me out here.
00:49:26Uh, no.
00:49:27Look, I don't think we've ever met, but, uh, look.
00:49:29I got to go.
00:49:29Don't worry.
00:49:30I don't think of it.
00:49:31Look, all I know is the food looked iffy.
00:49:33All right?
00:49:34And I'm not the only one who thinks that, I'm sure.
00:49:36So I'm just checking to make sure you're going to take the main course up a notch.
00:49:40Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
00:49:44Hang on.
00:49:44I'll go ask the chef.
00:49:45Uh, it's a simple question.
00:49:47Is there or is there not anything edible on this menu?
00:49:53Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet.
00:49:56Hey, pal, what's your policy on making special orders?
00:49:58All right, buster.
00:50:00That's it.
00:50:00You want a special order?
00:50:01Then you make it.
00:50:02I quit.
00:50:03Don't I?
00:50:03You know, I try and I try.
00:50:05There's just no respect for anyone with vision.
00:50:07That's it.
00:50:08There's just nothing I can do about it.
00:50:10Oh, wait a second.
00:50:10Please don't go.
00:50:11What a range.
00:50:11Eight four combos.
00:50:12Extra bacon on the side.
00:50:13Two chili cheese samplers.
00:50:15A basket of liver and onion rings.
00:50:16A catch of the day.
00:50:17And a steak cut in the shape of a trout.
00:50:20You got all that, honey?
00:50:22Three lakers wearing pants.
00:50:23Plate of hot air.
00:50:23Basket of grandma's breakfast.
00:50:24And change the bull to a gill.
00:50:25Got it.
00:50:26What's going on?
00:50:27There's no time to explain.
00:50:28We've got to get out of here.
00:50:30What is he doing in there?
00:50:36Come on.
00:50:37In a minute.
00:50:37I'm still hungry.
00:50:38Oh, who's going?
00:50:39Okay, I'll make it simple for you.
00:50:41I'll have a spinach omelet with wheat toast.
00:50:43You got it?
00:50:44Can do.
00:50:45What's taking so long?
00:50:47Pick up.
00:50:48Crunk.
00:50:49What are you doing?
00:50:50I'm kind of busy here.
00:50:51Why am I not surprised?
00:50:52The order's up.
00:50:54Oh.
00:50:55Oh, well.
00:50:56While you're at it, make me the special.
00:50:58And hold the gravy.
00:50:59Check.
00:51:00Pick up.
00:51:00You know what?
00:51:01On second thought, make my omelet a meat pie.
00:51:03Meat pie.
00:51:04Check.
00:51:04Crunk.
00:51:06Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
00:51:08I'll have to charge you full price.
00:51:10Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?
00:51:12You got it.
00:51:13You want cheese on those potatoes?
00:51:14Thank you, Crunk.
00:51:15Cheddar will be fine.
00:51:16Cheddar spuds, coming up.
00:51:17Spudsy ass cheese now.
00:51:18Hold the cheese.
00:51:18No, I want the cheese.
00:51:19Cheese it is.
00:51:20Cheese me no likey.
00:51:21Cheese out.
00:51:21Cheese in.
00:51:22Oh, come on, make up your mind.
00:51:23Okay, okay.
00:51:24On second thought, make my potatoes a salad.
00:51:25Well, that's how it worked for you, right?
00:51:34Excuse me.
00:51:35You see, I don't want to realize I'm on my mind.
00:51:37You think I'm on a piece of cake?
00:51:38No problem, hon.
00:51:39We do that all the time.
00:51:40One, two, three, four.
00:51:47Happy, happy birthday, I'm all about to you.
00:51:49We wish it was our birthday so we could party.
00:51:52Happy, happy birthday, and all your dreams are true.
00:51:54We wish it was our birthday so we could party.
00:51:56It's your birthday.
00:51:57What are you doing?
00:52:01Look, there's two people in there looking for you.
00:52:03What?
00:52:06Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?
00:52:08Oh, yeah.
00:52:09That's Eastman and Kronk.
00:52:10I'm saved.
00:52:11Trust me, they're not here to save you.
00:52:13They'll take me back to the palace.
00:52:15Thanks for your help.
00:52:15You've been great.
00:52:16I can take it from here.
00:52:17No, no, you don't understand.
00:52:19They're trying to kill you.
00:52:20Kill me?
00:52:21Their whole world revolves around me.
00:52:22No, I can't let you.
00:52:23What?
00:52:24What?
00:52:24Oh, oh, I get it.
00:52:27What?
00:52:28You don't want to take me back to the palace.
00:52:30You want to keep me stranded out here forever.
00:52:32No!
00:52:33This has all been an act and I almost fell for it.
00:52:35Will you just listen to me?
00:52:36No, no, you listen to me.
00:52:37All you care about is your stupid hilltop.
00:52:40What?
00:52:41You don't care about me.
00:52:42Now just get out of here.
00:52:43Go.
00:52:43But, but...
00:52:44Go on, get out of here.
00:52:46Fine.
00:52:49This entire mess is all your fault.
00:52:52What'd I do?
00:52:52If you hadn't mixed up those poisons, Kuzco would be dead now.
00:52:56There'd be no more diversions until we track that llama down and kill him.
00:53:01Said I was sorry.
00:53:02Can't just let it go.
00:53:03Not even on your birthday.
00:53:05Kuzco must be eliminated.
00:53:08The Empire will finally be rid of that useless slug.
00:53:11Well, you got a point.
00:53:12No one really seems to care that he's gone, do they?
00:53:18Gotcha!
00:53:19Gotcha!
00:53:24Gotcha!
00:53:28Gotcha!
00:53:59So, this is where you came in.
00:54:05See, just like I said, I'm the victim here.
00:54:08I didn't do anything, and they ruined my life and took everything I had.
00:54:11Hey, give it a rest up there, will you?
00:54:13What? I'm just telling them what happened.
00:54:15Who are you kidding, pal?
00:54:17They saw the whole thing, they know what happened.
00:54:19Well, yeah, but...
00:54:21Just leave me alone.
00:54:29The peasant!
00:54:52It's a diner!
00:54:53He didn't pay his check.
00:55:09It's the peasant who I saw leaving the city, who disappeared into the crowd with Kuzco in the back of his cart.
00:55:13He must have taken him back to his village, so if we find the village, we find him, and if we find him, we find Kuzco.
00:55:20Oh, yeah.
00:55:21It's all coming together.
00:55:24He's mine!
00:55:25What?
00:55:26Oh!
00:55:26This hat better be good!
00:55:42Excuse me, excuse me!
00:55:44I'm kind of new around here!
00:55:46Hey!
00:55:48You're a good-looking group!
00:55:51You like to run?
00:55:53Oh, yeah!
00:55:53Welcome to the herd!
00:55:57Me?
00:55:57In the herd?
00:55:58I've always wanted to be part of a herd!
00:56:00It's one for all,
00:56:01and all for all, y'all!
00:56:03Woo-hoo!
00:56:04All right!
00:56:13Whoa!
00:56:15Ta-da!
00:56:16That guy's got talent!
00:56:17This is incredible!
00:56:18This is unbelievable!
00:56:19Ah!
00:56:20Bet you haven't seen that one before!
00:56:23Hey, let's all give it a try.
00:56:25Yeah, let's do it.
00:56:26Well, well, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:27Try all you want to, but it's gonna take years of practice.
00:56:29And you're never gonna quite get a tight stream
00:56:32until you build up your lip muscles
00:56:34to the point where you can hurt your lips like this.
00:56:37You got it?
00:56:38Help!
00:56:58How did you?
00:56:59You guys got it right out the box.
00:57:01If you can do it, we can do it.
00:57:03What's in our blood?
00:57:04I always thought I was a little bit unique.
00:57:07We are unique.
00:57:08Hey, we are like a force of nature.
00:57:10A million points of light.
00:57:12And dark stripes.
00:57:13Exactly the same.
00:57:16Exactly the same.
00:57:19When we were standing on a cliff,
00:57:21the ground started to rumble.
00:57:23It just started to go graphing before I fell.
00:57:27Do you believe that?
00:57:29You know, call me crazy for following this guy all the way out here,
00:57:32but as much as he tries to deny it,
00:57:34I know there's some good in him.
00:57:36Besides, I couldn't just leave him out here all alone.
00:57:39You know what I said to you back at the diner.
00:57:40I didn't really...
00:57:41Hey, it's okay.
00:57:42So?
00:57:43You know what I said to you back at the diner.
00:57:44I didn't really...
00:57:45Hey, it's okay.
00:57:46So?
00:57:47Yes!
00:57:48Yes!
00:57:49Yes!
00:57:50Okay, we're just gonna stop at the house and get some supplies.
00:57:51And we'll be on our way, right?
00:57:52Right.
00:57:53Hey there, Pacha.
00:57:54Hey, you know, you just missed your relatives.
00:57:55My relatives?
00:57:56Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.
00:57:57What did they look like?
00:57:58I don't know what I said to you.
00:57:59I don't know what I said to you back at the diner.
00:58:00I didn't really...
00:58:01Hey, it's okay.
00:58:02So?
00:58:03Yes!
00:58:04Okay, we're just gonna stop at the house and get some supplies.
00:58:05Then we'll be on our way, right?
00:58:06Right.
00:58:07Hey there, Pacha.
00:58:08Hey, you know, you just missed your relatives.
00:58:09My relatives?
00:58:10Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.
00:58:24What did they look like?
00:58:29Who was that?
00:58:30Well, how would you describe her?
00:58:31It's scary beyond all reason.
00:58:33Yeah, that's it.
00:58:35So, remind me again how you're related to Pacha.
00:58:38Why, I miss third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt.
00:58:44Twice removed.
00:58:47Uh-huh.
00:58:48Isn't that right, Kronk?
00:58:4999 monkeys jumping on the bed.
00:58:52One fell off and bumped his head.
00:58:55You know, I am so sorry that you had to come all this way, but...
00:58:58Uh-huh.
00:58:59As I said to you before, you may recall, Pacha is not here.
00:59:03I'll be sure and tell him you came by.
00:59:05Oh, would you please?
00:59:06That would be just great.
00:59:08Oops.
00:59:09Silly me.
00:59:11No, no.
00:59:12Allow me.
00:59:13She's hiding something when I give the word.
00:59:14We search the house.
00:59:15Okay, but I still have 94 monkeys to go.
00:59:16So, while we're waiting for Pacha...
00:59:17Pacha?
00:59:18Yeah, uh...
00:59:19Oh, yes.
00:59:20Perhaps we can have a tour of your lovely home.
00:59:21You know, why don't you just come back when Pacha gets home?
00:59:22I'm sure he'd love to show you the roof.
00:59:23Whoa!
00:59:24Excuse me, won't you?
00:59:25I think I left something in the oven.
00:59:26This is my variation of double-dodge on the signal,
00:59:31we switch places.
00:59:32Scott, it's time!
00:59:33Okay!
00:59:34Oohh!
00:59:35together!
00:59:36Yes, and fine!
00:59:37I don't know what's happening!
00:59:38All right, that's where my look at the sky.
00:59:44So while we're waiting for Pacha...
00:59:46Pacha?
00:59:48pacha?
00:59:49Patcha?
00:59:50Oh, Joe!
00:59:51Look!
00:59:54Oh okay!
00:59:55palace find the lab and change it back hi there that was him whoops you know what i don't believe
01:00:05you're really my great aunt you're more like my great great great go i'll stall them long enough
01:00:11for you two to get a head start thanks honey you have a lovely wife they're both very pretty great
01:00:17great great great great all right are you through great great aunt so where were we
01:00:24listen sister we are not leaving i show you the house of course hey was it a good idea to leave
01:00:30your family with those two oh don't worry they can handle themselves what do you mean the door is
01:00:36stuck try jiggling the handle there is no handle in here there's not are you sure all right i've had
01:00:43enough of this tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground uh don't
01:00:48you mean or tell us where the talking llama is or we'll burn your house to the ground well which is
01:00:55it that seems like a pretty crucial conjunction that's it break the door down break it down
01:01:01don't you kidding me this is an carved mahogany i don't care you fool get out of my way i'll break
01:01:06it down myself okay kids you know what to do okay children on your mark get set go
01:01:32stop it you little rats oh there they go crunk they're getting away
01:01:43well i had a great time let's not wait until the next family reunion to get together
01:01:47i gotta run
01:02:04so
01:03:17I don't know. Just keep looking.
01:03:19Over here. It has to be one of these.
01:03:22Lions, tigers,
01:03:24bears. Oh my.
01:03:26Looking for
01:03:27this?
01:03:30No.
01:03:31It can't be. How did you get back here
01:03:33before us?
01:03:34How did we, Kronk?
01:03:38Well, you got me.
01:03:39By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
01:03:41Oh well. Back to business.
01:03:44Okay, I admit it.
01:03:45Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been.
01:03:47But ease my... Do you really want to kill me?
01:03:50Just think of it as
01:03:51you're being let go.
01:03:53That your life's going in a different direction.
01:03:55That your body's part of a
01:03:57permanent outplacement.
01:03:59Hey, that's kind of like what he said to you
01:04:01when you got fired.
01:04:02I know.
01:04:03It's called a cruel irony.
01:04:05Like my dependence on you.
01:04:07I can't believe this is happening.
01:04:09Then I bet you weren't expecting this.
01:04:11No.
01:04:12Oh, okay.
01:04:17Finish them all.
01:04:18Hey, you're not backing down now, are you, big guy?
01:04:24Uh, where's the other guy?
01:04:27Who said that?
01:04:28No.
01:04:30Sorry, I'm late.
01:04:31Oh, what'd I miss?
01:04:32Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife
01:04:33and asked me to, you know, take them out.
01:04:36And then this guy popped up
01:04:37and then we waited for you.
01:04:39And quite honestly,
01:04:40I scored one.
01:04:40Why did I think you could do this?
01:04:43This one simple thing.
01:04:44It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
01:04:46Oh, now.
01:04:46A really, really big, stupid monkey named Crack.
01:04:50Ouch.
01:04:50And do you want to know something else?
01:04:52I've never liked your spinach puffs.
01:04:55Never.
01:04:59That's it.
01:05:00She's going down.
01:05:01Now, now, remember, guys.
01:05:02From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
01:05:09That'll work.
01:05:16Range.
01:05:18That usually works.
01:05:19And so does this.
01:05:21Ah, should have seen that coming.
01:05:22Whoa!
01:05:24Huh?
01:05:31Give me that fire.
01:05:33Oops. Clumsy me.
01:05:45Which one, which one?
01:05:50Better hurry. I'm expecting company.
01:05:56Kill them! They murdered the Emperor!
01:05:59No wait, I'm the Emperor! It's me, Kuzco!
01:06:03They're not listening to me! Just take them all!
01:06:14Get them!
01:06:18Can I go home? You're excused.
01:06:23Anyone else? No, we're good.
01:06:26Get them!
01:06:28Gotta change your back. Try this one.
01:06:33Uh, Pacha? A little help?
01:06:37Come on, come on!
01:06:46Oh, please be something with wings.
01:06:48Yeah! We're flying!
01:06:54Uh-oh.
01:07:00We're not getting anywhere with you picking the vials. I'm picking the next one.
01:07:03Fine by me.
01:07:04Give me now.
01:07:06Don't you say a word.
01:07:08Don't you say a word.
01:07:15Quick! Drain the canal!
01:07:18Open up!
01:07:25Wait.
01:07:26There they go! After them!
01:07:37Come on, man! Nobody lives forever!
01:07:39Yeah!
01:07:42No!
01:07:59Okay. Only two left. It's gotta be one of these.
01:08:01one of these I'll take that this is the one this will change it back to a human
01:08:31okay okay huh where did it go where is it looking for this is that my voice is that my voice oh well
01:08:50no no don't drop it I'm not going to drop it you fool I'm going to drink it and once I turn back
01:08:57into my beautiful self I'm going to kill you
01:09:01uh oh
01:09:13you right there give me a minute
01:09:37who's go
01:09:41wow
01:09:41who's go
01:09:44oh
01:09:47oh
01:09:49for the last time we did not order a giant trampoline
01:10:05you know pal you could have told me that before I set it up
01:10:08yeah
01:10:09the file you think of what I'm thinking
01:10:27what are the odds that trapdoor lead me out here
01:10:31what are the odds that trapdoor lead me out here
01:10:38what are the odds that trapdoor lead me out here
01:10:55here let me get this for you
01:11:05well see you on the other side
01:11:11oh now you you stop being so hard on yourself all is forgiven
01:11:25you're sure
01:11:25oh it's not the first time I was tossed out a window and it won't be the last what can I say
01:11:31I'm a rebel
01:11:32oh tiger oh hey I gotta use that arm later
01:11:35okay buddy take care
01:11:37uh goodbye
01:11:40he's a sweet guy
01:11:42so you lied to me
01:11:53I did
01:11:56yeah
01:11:57you said when the sun hits this ridge just right these hills sing
01:12:01well pal I was dragged all over those hills and I did not hear any singing
01:12:05so I'll be building my summer home on a more magical hill
01:12:13thank you
01:12:15couldn't pull the wool over your eyes huh
01:12:20no no I'm sharp I'm on it
01:12:22looks like you and your family are stuck on the tuneless hilltop forever pal
01:12:26if it's important to you we're with you to the end
01:12:29you think you know a guy
01:12:32you know I'm pretty sure I heard some singing on the hill next to us
01:12:39in case you're interested
01:12:41boom baby
01:12:47boom baby
01:12:50you'd be the coolest dude in the nation
01:12:56or the hippest captain creation
01:12:59but if you ain't got friends then nothing's worth for fuss
01:13:02a perfect world will come to be
01:13:06but everybody here can see
01:13:08that a perfect world begins and ends
01:13:10a perfect world begins and ends
01:13:12a perfect world begins and ends with us
01:13:15my acorn is missing
01:13:18squeak squeaking squeak squeakity
01:13:20did you eat the acorn?
01:13:22squeaker squeak squeak squeaking
01:13:24you owe me a new acorn
01:13:26squeak squeak squeak squeak squeaker
01:13:28squeaking
01:13:30squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak
01:14:00To the life we knew before the world changed
01:14:06When not a thing I have was true
01:14:11But you were kind to me
01:14:16But you reminded me
01:14:19That the world is not my playground
01:14:23There are other things that matter
01:14:30But it's simple needs protecting
01:14:35My illusions all would shatter
01:14:42But you stay in my corner
01:14:48The only world I know is upside down
01:14:55And now the world I dream
01:14:59We are carried over
01:15:02You see the patterns in the big sky
01:15:07Those constellations look like you and I
01:15:13Just like the patterns in the big sky
01:15:19We could be lost, we could refuse to try
01:15:25But you were better too
01:15:27In the dark night
01:15:31What those lucky guys should have to be
01:15:36But that unusual blend
01:15:41Of my funny friend that
01:15:44I'm not as clever as I thought I was
01:15:55I'm not the boy I used to be
01:16:00Because
01:16:01You showed me something different
01:16:04You showed me something pure
01:16:07I would sleep so searching
01:16:10But I was really never sure
01:16:13But you stayed
01:16:15And you called my name
01:16:19Nothing should have walked out
01:16:22Unallowed to gain
01:16:24And you could have made it through
01:16:28But you're funny friend
01:16:31And you see the patterns in the big sky
01:16:37Those constellations look like you and I
01:16:43That tiny planet, bigger guy
01:16:48I don't know
01:16:50I don't know whether I should have gone
01:16:54I don't know
01:16:55Just like the patterns in the big sky
01:16:59We'll be together
01:17:00We'll be together
01:17:02Till the end of the sky
01:17:04You don't know
01:17:05You don't know
01:17:06You don't know
01:17:07Who's the only answer
01:17:08Or the reason why
01:17:10We'll stick together
01:17:12We'll stick together
01:17:13Till the end of the sky
01:17:15We'll stick together
01:17:16We'll stick together
01:17:17We'll stick together
01:17:18We'll stick together
01:17:19And if I had to do this
01:17:20All the second time
01:17:22I won't complain
01:17:25I'll make a fuss
01:17:28Would the angels sound
01:17:33But that unlikely blue
01:17:36Of those two funny friends
01:17:39That's us
01:17:42We'll stick together
01:17:44That Pretty Magids
01:17:54Atsh 답
01:17:56It's video
01:17:57To me
01:17:58I'll interact with different..
01:18:00That's how it's, though
01:18:01When I do this
01:18:02I love some glory
01:18:03To me
01:18:04I love him
01:18:05And I'm not
01:18:06Anyway
01:18:08I need my understanding
01:18:10For some assumptions
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