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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:42Let's rip this.
00:01:47Let's rip this.
00:02:01Stop by that.
00:02:02What?
00:02:03wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:42she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:47you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:52you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:59i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:04okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:11okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:16the jocks
00:03:19and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:39oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:54i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school they've been you know dating and
00:04:01breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:17oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way
00:04:35i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:46he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:52hey gabby yo
00:04:55that's eric
00:04:58i was just telling her about the academic decathlon oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet then i'm in awesome
00:05:06got a bolt later babes oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:12i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff okay stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay
00:05:22away from mr spadaro he gets handsy hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god oh my god i'm so sorry it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:43oh thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:54are you the new girl yeah
00:05:59i'm chasing
00:06:02rose
00:06:04nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:13stay away from this trash might catch something oh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:19let's go
00:06:21chasen come on
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:26oh my god
00:06:28your jacket smells good i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep kind of lame
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:38come on let's go
00:06:49Audrey rose wintersby
00:06:53ladies and gentlemen i'd like you to meet our new student rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:11how would you like to be addressed is it just rose yes rose will suffice how about secondhand rose
00:07:19that's enough grab brackets
00:07:27ow ow oh my god oh there's something in my eye oh what is it something's in my eye i need my
00:07:32contact solution or something rose can you go get it for me yeah where is it it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it over there yeah go go
00:07:49oh my god hey
00:07:50what are you doing in the boys locker room what are you doing in the boys locker room i i thought that um
00:08:09that'll show the
00:08:10you're doing the boys locker room
00:08:19rose
00:08:23where are you
00:08:26are you showering with a boy
00:08:31rose
00:08:32What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen? Is that you? Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me. I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:46How is she not here? I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:16I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch! Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:46I...
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:10Nothing. Absolutely nothing. But...
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up second-hand Rose. Chasen? Off limits. Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:38A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it. You are my new project. Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:52Okay.
00:11:00You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:12Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win. I promise. We'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:38Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important and in-
00:12:05is your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Love set.
00:12:57Hey.
00:12:58Good form out there.
00:12:59Thanks.
00:13:00Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:05I would've paid to see that.
00:13:07Ah!
00:13:08Oh my God.
00:13:09Ow.
00:13:10I think I pulled something.
00:13:11You okay?
00:13:12No.
00:13:13Oh God.
00:13:14Jason.
00:13:15I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:16You're not serious.
00:13:17I am.
00:13:18If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:20Ah!
00:13:21Ah!
00:13:22Ah!
00:13:23Don't worry.
00:13:24I'll bring him back.
00:13:25Later.
00:13:26Yeah.
00:13:27I'll see ya.
00:13:28She's being nice.
00:13:29That's never a good sign.
00:13:31Oh my god, ew, look at these losers.
00:13:40My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school, private tutors.
00:13:45Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:48Um, no.
00:13:49She can't go back for me at me.
00:13:50Oh my god, ew.
00:13:51I'll bring him back.
00:13:52Later.
00:13:53Yeah, I'll see ya.
00:13:54She's being nice.
00:13:55That's never a good sign.
00:13:56Oh my god, ew.
00:13:57Look at these losers.
00:13:58My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:14:00no she can't stand these plebeians she told me so herself wow you know for fun sometimes the
00:14:08girls and i we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place gossip chains watch this
00:14:25now watch what happens
00:14:26ew
00:14:35hey eric
00:14:40just leave me alone gabby why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:44what audrey rose wintersby you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:56you
00:15:00gabby
00:15:03you okay do you care of course i do
00:15:06you lied to me
00:15:09what you're audrey freaking wintersby wait what you let me sit there and open up to you like we were
00:15:18equals like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:25who told you doesn't matter coach is looking for you yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip everyone thinks i hooked up with eric they're
00:15:38calling me take a thought
00:15:42okay i didn't start that but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:48let me make it up to you
00:15:56how give me one chance this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon skip it i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:07no tricks just the truth
00:16:13if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:20i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34relax it's just where i live it's not who i am you say that but i just pass a tennis quote with your
00:16:40name on it and you have a butler yeah okay technically my parents do but yeah norman likes me better so bye
00:17:10why would you ever go to hayton high i was lonely and i wanted to make friends
00:17:21and i wanted a boyfriend i would trade places with you every day
00:17:28it's not all that plus no amount of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:33so what are you gonna do i'm gonna take her down how you wanna know another secret i'm actually
00:17:44really good at tennis no way no way i could teach you girls day and a vendetta and that's rich
00:18:03so
00:18:23she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called eye contact
00:18:37sloan it's a basic social skill she smiled when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite enough
00:18:47this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated
00:18:55student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball you should definitely believe
00:19:04that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and i'm the
00:19:12criminal listen here rose smith consider this your strike one three strikes and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:36audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:48eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:51please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends um okay i think you swear
00:20:05uh okay i think you swear
00:20:08so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:12i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't say those things about you
00:20:20that was just sloan doing a gossip chain right now figures
00:20:27pinky swear
00:20:29awesome awesome
00:20:37but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:50so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:57promise
00:20:58what the is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a
00:21:03bitch look who's talking you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive
00:21:12bitch okay since when do you care about geeks and losers since forever
00:21:17i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you oh please you loved it you loved every
00:21:24second of it i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer
00:21:30knock off an ego oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:44oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake you have a complete
00:21:51lack of compassion for everyone around you and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome it means it sucks says the uh homeless
00:22:05white trash girl who dresses like a bum says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat okay well
00:22:11you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you i was just too polite to say it
00:22:29this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:33this is war
00:22:42you
00:22:43you
00:23:03Hey, I need to ask you something. It's kind of important. No, it's really, it's actually
00:23:20kind of lame. What's up? I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis. After hitting
00:23:30Sloan in the face, I could really use the hope. I can, yeah, definitely coach you. Cool. After
00:23:38school? After school. It's a date.
00:24:00I can't do it.
00:24:06Like this. Like that. Okay. Ready?
00:24:15Oh. Yeah. You should join the tennis team. You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Hey. You bitch. You won't get away with this.
00:25:05Whoops. Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:12No, no, no, no, no, no. You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:53Oh my god.
00:25:57Oh my god.
00:25:59What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:25Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now.
00:26:30Go.
00:26:31Get.
00:26:32Dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55How again?
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20My lord.
00:27:21What happened to you?
00:27:22I'll explain in the car.
00:27:23Long day.
00:27:24Are you okay?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:26Oh my god.
00:27:27There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:28Gross older guy?
00:27:29Even better.
00:27:30This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:31Ew.
00:27:32Ew.
00:27:33Ew.
00:27:34Settle down.
00:27:35Settle down.
00:27:36Settle down, everybody.
00:27:37People.
00:27:38This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:39Remember.
00:27:40You're representing the school.
00:27:45Mind if I sit here?
00:27:47Uh, I'm actually
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose. Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You say about me?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay. Sure.
00:29:04Boopy. I'm gonna sit right here. On my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:14Everyone! I have an announcement to make. I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there. Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, you can. I'll go.
00:29:53Listen. You want Chase? And I want Rose. So...
00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:02I got a plan.
00:30:16All right. Here we go.
00:30:17This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:20Yes. Yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:22That's my point. See, Eric is here. I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point. Just stick with me. Okay?
00:30:40Okay. You ready? Oh, yes.
00:30:42I see.
00:30:46Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:04Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:09Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh. Gabby to Eric. Truth or dare?
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:34Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:46Okay. What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh. Eric to Rose.
00:31:59Okay. Rose. Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait. What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose.
00:32:17Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. What the hell?
00:32:27Hey. Watch out, asshole. Oh, yeah. What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:32Rose.
00:32:34Rose.
00:32:35Rose.
00:32:36Rose. Oh, no, Gabby. Wait.
00:32:37No, Gabby. Wait.
00:32:38Let her go.
00:32:39She chased her. She's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:42Okay. Chase him. You're up. Truth or dare?
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46dare. I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose, will you go to dinner with me on Saturday? What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:16Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh, my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. The door was in.
00:33:46Bye. Hi.
00:34:10So beautiful.
00:34:16What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:26What the...
00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:30Oh, God.
00:34:32Oh.
00:34:34Oh.
00:34:36Oh.
00:34:38What's up?
00:34:40Oh.
00:34:44Oh, God.
00:34:46wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross what it's true i've seen you together
00:35:08he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house i have photos
00:35:13he's not her sugar daddy but there is an even bigger secret
00:35:20i know exactly who that man is okay
00:35:28i know who that man is
00:35:37it's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic remember rose you invited me over
00:35:45to your place for the barbecue yeah that was a really fun day yeah oh my god shut up they're
00:35:51lying
00:35:52eric hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there oh you got a nice butt
00:36:03eric we're just friends let's be more than friends please don't make this harder please
00:36:11i just wonder if i want to make it okay stop hey i told you to watch your move asshole
00:36:18what are you laughing at loser where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come
00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency liar you don't even know her yeah i do asshole
00:36:33no she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:40she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:54oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point huh
00:37:00i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil they're horrible unlike you
00:37:17are you still up for saturday night no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen
00:37:28with me i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to feel bad for what that
00:37:35asshole did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:43audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:46come on just say yes
00:37:50okay
00:37:55okay
00:37:57where i was early for my first real date
00:38:06hello this is rachel from shape lv
00:38:11unfortunately we're overbooked tonight but mr gray has called me to tell you that your new
00:38:17reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant shea maurice
00:38:217 p.m oh okay thanks
00:38:25understand the assignment
00:38:40understand the assignment
00:38:40good
00:38:42homes
00:38:47justice
00:38:49you're welcome
00:38:55i don't know
00:38:56what the
00:38:57all the time
00:38:58well
00:38:59that's how long
00:39:00it's so great
00:39:00don't know
00:39:00but i don't know
00:39:01you're asking you to write
00:39:02the assignment
00:39:02you're asking you to write
00:39:04have a question
00:39:04what was your question
00:39:05if you are asking me to write
00:39:07yes-
00:39:09Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:41You mind if I sit?
00:39:43Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:39:59Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:09What?
00:40:11What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party. I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse. I know. But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:25What?
00:40:27I'm so sorry, Chasen. But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:33Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:35It's Chasen. He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:39What's he saying?
00:40:41That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:45No.
00:40:47I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:51All right.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55I can't.
00:40:57I can't.
00:40:59I can't.
00:41:01I can't.
00:41:03I can't.
00:41:05I can't.
00:41:07I can't.
00:41:09I can't.
00:41:11I can't.
00:41:13You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:11What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Huh.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:22Bitch fight.
00:44:23Bitch fight.
00:44:23Bitch fight.
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, ow, my foot, oh my god, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:45:06And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12With the Academy Decathlon.
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:22You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:41You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:52Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:11I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:47:03You...
00:47:04You are so, so...
00:47:05After that...
00:47:06After that...
00:47:07Yeah.
00:47:08I saw you, very good.
00:47:09You're just so happy.
00:47:10You're so happy.
00:47:11And I got to find out loud.
00:47:12In fact, you haven't used to be a bad idea.
00:47:14You weren't doing anything...
00:47:17You're doing great.
00:47:18I thought I would be right.
00:47:19You were doing anything.
00:47:20I thought I could live.
00:47:21And you know, go home.
00:47:22And I was taking care of you.
00:47:23I'm like, I don't know that I can live.
00:47:24You can stay in the house.
00:47:25I have to go home.
00:47:27You're so happy right now.
00:47:28I'm like, I'm like, I'm big in.
00:47:29Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:44How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:06Tell me!
00:48:08She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:58Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me.
00:49:12And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:28That's cool.
00:49:30It's the waves that make you feel good.
00:49:33You're crazy about you too.
00:49:35It's awesome.
00:49:36You're so beautiful.
00:49:39You're so beautiful.
00:49:40You're so beautiful.
00:49:41You're so beautiful.
00:49:42You're so beautiful.
00:49:43You're so beautiful.
00:49:44It's the crowd of people who have children.
00:49:46I'm really beautiful.
00:49:48You're very beautiful.
00:49:50Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:20You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:17You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:39It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:09I love you, Rose.
00:52:17I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:27Oh, my God.
00:52:57I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:19So, how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:27No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:43Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:16Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:35What happened?
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18No, get off me.
00:57:20No, get off me.
00:57:22No, get off me.
00:57:22No, get off me.
00:57:23No, get off me.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:24No, get off me.
00:57:25No, get off me.
00:57:25No, get off me.
00:57:26No, get off me.
00:57:26Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose winterspearl
00:58:07congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media
00:58:34or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but
00:58:44for all the lows there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge
00:58:52sundaes i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay
00:59:02true to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special
00:59:10and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:39hey wanna dance
01:00:02get lost
01:00:10everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:24that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:34gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:46and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
01:01:16you
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