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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
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00:02:00wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10
00:02:18million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together
00:04:02it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way
00:04:35i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in
00:05:01yeah sure
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00:05:03man i'm in
00:05:04awesome
00:05:05got a boat
00:05:06later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god
00:05:09he's just calling
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23it gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:33i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38hang on
00:05:39thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen
00:06:10homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen
00:06:21later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
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00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32ugh
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
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00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
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00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah
00:07:35where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37go
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00:07:38oh my god
00:07:50hey
00:07:51whoo
00:07:53what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:20where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45what do i do
00:08:57how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:02i'm so sorry
00:09:29excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:10nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up second hand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet so
00:10:34i'm not even ready for boys yet so
00:10:38you know what
00:10:40a little makeup
00:10:41better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:46that's it
00:10:48that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:50tomorrow
00:10:51my house
00:10:52makeover
00:10:53you know what they say right keep your friends close and your competition closer
00:11:05can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon it's gonna be so fun well it's more than fun i have to win that scholarship to go to college you don't have money we'll win i promise we'll win plus i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:28it's crazy
00:11:30rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:33we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:38well first of all
00:11:39you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:56i
00:11:58it's okay
00:12:01being a queen bee is
00:12:03important
00:12:04and it
00:12:05is your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not
00:12:10that smart anyways so
00:12:12what are you talking about
00:12:14i have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:18just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:21fine
00:12:23whatever
00:12:25whatever
00:12:33wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:41she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:47it's not everyday someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51guess i'm a fast learner
00:12:53wow
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00:12:55so modest
00:12:56love set
00:12:57hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:00thanks
00:13:01not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom huh
00:13:06i would have paid to see that
00:13:08ah
00:13:09oh my god
00:13:10ow
00:13:11i think i pulled something
00:13:12you okay
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh god
00:13:16jason
00:13:18i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:21you're not serious
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:28oh
00:13:29ah
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00:13:31ah
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00:13:34ah
00:13:35don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39ah
00:13:40yeah
00:13:41yeah
00:13:42i'll see ya
00:13:43she's being nice
00:13:44that's never a good sign
00:13:46oh my god ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie audrey rose wintersby doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well
00:13:55maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:58um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:01she told me so herself
00:14:03wow
00:14:05you know
00:14:06for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:08we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place
00:14:11gossip chains?
00:14:12watch this
00:14:24now watch what happens
00:14:28ew
00:14:35hey eric
00:14:39just leave me alone gabby
00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what?
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out?
00:14:54you okay?
00:14:55do you care?
00:14:56of course i do
00:14:57you lie to me
00:14:58what?
00:14:59you're audrey fricken wintersby
00:15:01wait what?
00:15:02you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:05like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:11who told you
00:15:25doesn't matter
00:15:26coach is looking for you
00:15:27yeah i'm coming
00:15:28gabby
00:15:29i'm so sorry i just wanna
00:15:31and the gossip
00:15:32everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:35they're calling me
00:15:36take a thought
00:15:37and what?
00:15:38no
00:15:39Take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it, and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:22I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just pass a tennis quote with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:49Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:01Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:20And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:33So what are you going to do?
00:17:36I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith.
00:18:50Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally
00:18:57hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Tell me this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23That figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being,
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl
00:22:06who dresses like a bum,
00:22:08says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, what?
00:22:12You think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers
00:22:14and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:36You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:23:14I need to ask you something. It's kind of important. No, it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:22What's up? I was hoping
00:23:26Maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face. I could really use the help. I can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:36Cool after school
00:23:40After school
00:23:42It's a date
00:24:02I can't do it
00:24:07Like this
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00:24:13Okay, ready?
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00:27:51Settle down, settle down everybody
00:27:53People, this is the first away game of the season
00:27:57Remember, you're representing the school
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone
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00:33:25I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh my god. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
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00:37:15I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil. They're horrible. Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No. Forget it. Forget everything. You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on. Just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:59Thanks.
00:38:03Where I was. Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello. This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant Shay Maurice.
00:38:217pm.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:55Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood up.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um, I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:20Are you okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:50It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Huh.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my butt.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my butt.
00:44:31Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:45:01And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:47:03And you get this job, you guys.
00:47:09Bye-bye.
00:47:15Bye-bye.
00:47:25Bye-bye.
00:47:27Bye-bye.
00:47:27Bye-bye.
00:47:30Bye-bye.
00:47:30Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How'd you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened,
00:48:20and you and Sloane happened,
00:48:23and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:29I was sleeping with Sloane.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26That's what I was getting.
00:49:27And no idea.
00:49:47Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:17You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:51:57I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:15I love you, Rose.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:25I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:28I love you, too.
00:52:28I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you, too.
00:52:29I love you, too.
00:52:30I love you, too.
00:52:30I love you, too.
00:52:31I love you, too.
00:52:31I love you, too.
00:52:32I love you, too.
00:52:32I love you, too.
00:52:33I love you, too.
00:52:33I love you, too.
00:52:34I love you, too.
00:53:04I worked up an appetite.
00:53:14So, how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:34Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well.
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's just Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:43Turn off the videos.
00:56:44You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:56:48Not Rose.
00:56:49And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:11Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:17Jason.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:27Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Come on, get up there, Len.
00:58:19Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36Hey.
01:00:00Hey.
01:00:02You want to dance?
01:00:03Yes.
01:00:05Get lost asshole
01:00:12Everyone
01:00:14Alright, alright, I know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence. We are proud to announce that
01:00:25Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28All that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:58And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
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