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00:00You
00:22Mmm a chef Dina's specialty six plain boiled eggs
00:30Thanks chef Dina
00:33Uh can I get some salt and pepper please?
00:35Of course
00:36Good morning
00:37Good morning honey
00:39Hey Lola
00:40Oh hi
00:47Okay
00:49Oh
00:52Wow
00:53Okay
00:55Oh
00:56What is all this?
00:58Your breakfast Master Titus
01:00Just as you requested
01:01Thanks Butler Brown
01:03Uh Butler Brown
01:05Do you recall we talked about the master?
01:08There's no master Titus
01:10There is no master bedroom
01:12Remember there is no master
01:13We don't master around here anymore
01:15Please please forgive me
01:17No it's okay
01:18All the training is so very hard to break ma'am
01:22I actually told him I don't mind a little bit of formality
01:25Yeah same
01:26I'm kinda into it
01:28Huh
01:29Hm
01:30Look
01:33You two little brats
01:35When you get your own home and have your own staff and you can make your own rules
01:39Right now these are nuts
01:40And
01:41You stop making all these special requests from Chef Dina
01:44Give me one of these pancakes
01:48Thank you
01:49Coach said we need to fuel up before the game so I asked Dina to prepare this
01:53Oh
01:54How do you realize you were taking basketball so seriously?
01:57I have natural ability
02:00Natural?
02:01Well look at you
02:02Coach basically recruited me because he said he could tell by just looking at me that I'd be an asset
02:09Just from looking at you huh?
02:10Yeah
02:11I moved chess club around for it and I've kinda been like a prodigy
02:14You?
02:15I mean
02:16Wow
02:17Kay
02:18If I keep dominating these games I could qualify for a basketball scholarship from one of the blue bloods easily
02:25An athlete and a scholar
02:27That's rare
02:28You're just gonna see me in action tonight
02:30You know what?
02:31I am I'm gonna do just that
02:33I am going to cancel my whole afternoon so I can come support you
02:36You won't be disappointed
02:37Yes
02:39What are you cancelling?
02:40Pardons for ex-murderers?
02:43Those marijuana pardons were complete BS
02:45Well first of all you don't say BS to your mother, girl
02:50And second, I didn't know you felt that way
02:53But you are entitled to have your own opinion
02:55Yeah, I am
02:57It is America, last I checked
03:01You've got Lola, talk to me
03:04Sam
03:05I'm gonna be the best police officer that ever did it
03:08I know
03:09James Bond
03:10They ain't gonna have nothing on me
03:12Mm-mm
03:13Do you know what I'm saying?
03:14Baby, I want you to call me as soon as you get there, okay?
03:15Baby, I promise you that I would
03:16You ain't got to say it twice
03:19So remember who you come home to
03:22I know you
03:23Baby, now I don't even want to leave you
03:25You don't got to leave
03:26Come here
03:27One, cause I love you
03:29Two, cause you love me
03:30Three, for that little thing you did
03:34Shemeika
03:35What?
03:36He's only going to the police academy for the day
03:38He'll be back tonight
03:40Antoinette, this is called keeping a man
03:42She don't know nothing about that
03:43She don't know about that
03:44And one thing y'all need to understand
03:45Is that things gonna be different around here
03:47Once I finish my police class
03:48Does that mean you'll be moving out and getting your own place?
03:51Now that's a good idea
03:52No, what it means, preppy boy
03:54Is that I'm gonna be obligated to report all suspicious activity around here
03:59You violate that penis code, it's gonna be problems
04:02It's penal code
04:03That's what I said
04:04I'm out of here
04:06Beto, Beto, Beto, Beto, Beto, Beto, Beto
04:33Incoming local press
04:34press what headline slam dunkerson the state of mississippi seems to love new lieutenant governor
04:41antoinette dunkerson now affectionately dubbed the second chance sweetheart who me
04:50well-received marijuana pardons the state seems king to see what the lieutenant governor does
04:56next oh my god i bet s's magazine really wants to do the cover now nope are they aware did danny
05:12tell them all the stuff that's going on here in the state and all the accomplishments that i am
05:15making they know they know that we are moving so forward and they're aware of my name very aware
05:21yeah okay fine um then what are the kids saying um oh y'all haven't told her yet
05:31told me what uh lola's comments online what everybody with half a brain knows the pardons
05:39were just a ploy to distract from mississippi's record low employment rate don't fall for it
05:44jobs jobs jobs it's the economy stupid no lola did not write that she did
05:51she did i mean how could she what does she know about jobs lola hasn't worked a day in her life
05:56that part okay guys in the grand scheme of things it's not a big deal who cares about some kids comments
06:05just at least delete the comment thing
06:10all right have denny scrub lola is everything okay at home girl i mean yeah one day kids
06:17are your pride and joy and the next day they done burnt down your house stole your car down down
06:21the road with the grown-ass boyfriend the hell what nobody talks about how kids are horrible people
06:29lola was so sweet she posted a picture of she and i and she was all hashtag i love my mom hashtag
06:38i'm with her it was so sweet so she's sweet she has sweetness in her okay yeah so um where are we with the
06:45the pipeline okay yes the pipeline we need to focus our attention on finding a solution you know the
06:52devil don't stay down for long we need to solve this before the governor is back up on his hooves
06:57exactly i would go straight to the south side myself if i could but that forged letter has me iced
07:04out honey the black leadership is so cool on you right now oh if only them senators weren't
07:11so bitchy from the south side you know what shamika is right that's right y'all gonna learn
07:17to listen to me what am i right about though just for them because i know yeah we should be working
07:22together mm-hmm yeah politics is all about alliances it wouldn't hurt to team up okay okay i'll reach out
07:29to the senators offices and i'll set something up set it up now that we have the attention of the state of
07:34mississippi we should take advantage of it right and if everything goes well that has to be a cover
07:42for essence magazine oh bitch i mean antoinette dunkerson on the cover of essence oh honey
07:51just let it go let what go essence okay go go go okay
07:57essence will love me essence will love me essence will love me i am worthy
08:15did you see that shit yep i did you should be his ass on punishment for that bullshit they just had
08:22on sitting there watching you ain't never lie baby got my daughter looking all types of stupid
08:27net thinks that looking stupid is a part of being a parent though she'd be looking real dumb a lot
08:32see net saw that gymnastics all over again the team won they won what are y'all talking about
08:39they should have won you didn't see how all the white kids looking at them every time he got the ball
08:43like he's going to do something extraordinary i can't believe that too baby did you see it they just be
08:47celebrating anything at this school wow don't invite me titus is coming you guys just be quiet be
08:55positive he made a little embarrassed um he don't look embarrassed to me he looks pretty pumped like
09:01he just did some who gonna tell him i ain't nobody shut up hey baby you did so good i'm so proud of you
09:10you were like a little michael jordan out there thanks mom oh my god i told you yup i've got natural
09:16ability you sure do baby i see you all at home i'll grab a ride from one of the guys we're actually
09:22heading out to celebrate okay well you be safe baby okay okay all right well celebrate what titus
09:29what y'all what i'm just trying to figure out what the celebration is about i got it i'm gonna school
09:33that little smart food grandbaby of mine oh don't hurt him auntie grandma i ain't probably still about
09:38shit you guys he is precious i'm just what the fuck is the celebration about because he was good
09:45and he tried so hard trainees today there is a distressed pregnant woman in the room here at the
09:52academy we like to simulate real world circumstances that way you are prepared for anything trainee henderson
10:00you're gonna be first on my command you'll find that woman yes you will rescue her i will i thought
10:07we were gonna be doing something more challenging than this trainee henderson are you ready i was born
10:12ready on go get set go are you doing no you're good you're good find her
10:23you could have told me she was pregnant between them
10:27ready you are supposed to be rescuing that woman not choking her i got her i got her i got her
10:31you're running out of time five seconds get over here we made it we made it boom class that is a fail
10:44how had that been an actual rescue you would have severely injured that woman okay but she could have
10:50been dead let's ask the class i feel like being injured better than being dead right class would you
10:55rather be into the day training had that woman been dead we wouldn't be rescuing her would we whatever
11:00man give me my kids y'all we are training henderson get back to your seat i'm going i'm letting
11:06everybody know my ass is heavy training henderson are you finished who's next
11:23training henderson are you prepared yes i'm prepared i would die for this
11:30ah who mother fucker
11:40bennie come on
11:45he hit me he hit me sit down next
11:58and the crazy thing is it's just my natural ability
12:27i don't even practice really well you know something i got an old friend of mine that i told
12:32about your natural ability what friend wait i see him right in there come on that's why i wanted us to
12:41walk across the court because you know you used to be pretty good in high school and i thought that
12:46that maybe you get a sense of what it was like to really play grandma i do really play i smoke kids my
12:54own age you know what i'm gonna do to a senior citizen he can't keep up with me because of your
13:01natural ability yes well then do me a favor play for grandma i'm gonna take it easy i don't want to
13:10make you pull something embarrass you in front of your senior group over there embarrass me who
13:17i was balling before you was leaving a twinkle in your daddy's eye all right then twinkle twinkle let's
13:23do this you want the ball first how about this young bud we shoot for it loser takes out the trash
13:31trash my butler takes out my trash but okay all right let's see what you got this guy that's supposed
13:39to beat me this guy you just wait
13:43whoop read you like a storybook night night parents parents you still got it baby you know that's
13:52lucky yeah we're talking about butler takes out his trash but you know what you about to get put in
14:00and recycle band check
14:21how you like that spice you better be glad it's still there get the ball young show me your natural
14:26ability you know i'm taking it easy i'm about to get quite ferocious with you check come on let's see
14:34what you got come on
14:42where you going which way are you going you don't even know which way it's up
14:46look don't feel bad you got beat by practice and work ethic ain't no shortcuts to greatness and you
15:01you ain't even on the map but i tell you what thanks for the workout young blood
15:05i got a little left in the tank for workout with your grandma
15:23and you just take a little bit of laminate and some baking soda and bam that stain is gone
15:27yes i will have to try that you will yeah i'll have to try it too does it work for those larger
15:37more resistant stains that won't go away
15:40mm probably not no
15:43good to see you again shakina
15:47shamika nevertheless i'll take a little coffee please
15:51you know what i'll take some coffee too please shekinah okay hello shamika
15:58why don't you get our guests some coffee okay and um that'd be great senators wilkes grace
16:05brown thank you ladies for coming it's so good to see you henry yes i don't think you're on our
16:12schedule for today so thank you oh well you know i was just in the neighborhood and i stumbled across
16:20these three national treasures so i felt duty-bound to escort them here today yes henry has always
16:27been the highlight of our visit to the governor's office he's an absolute delight oh you're gonna make
16:32me cry oh he certainly is something all right thank you henry take care no no no no
16:50no actually i think that henry should sit in on this meeting with us he always has such
16:55good useful insider information he is very useful you are so right and i know he has a really busy
17:03schedule he does not have time to sit down and chat with us so thank you henry actually i do have
17:09some time to socialize and i would love to stay and chat oh excellent yes great
17:18ladies and henry let's go right this way ladies all right
17:27what's up man who's shitting your cereal i guess you can kind of say clarence did
17:31clarence the old man your grandma used to used to play cards with mm-hmm that's him he made today
17:39a rough one for me yeah you're not alone when you say that let me guess you got a gray lord and
17:47a now you're sitting here trying to figure it out worse have you ever had something so bad happen
17:55that it rocked the foundation of who you were somebody touched you no nobody touched me you
18:00could tell me that man touched you i will go tell everybody right now
18:06this is going to be shocking because i know you see me play i'm top five in the country caliber
18:14definitely all city primed to be all american but that old man beat me in what in basketball get the
18:22fuck out of here he beat you i know you lying apparently i can't dribble and i can't shoot
18:31the only thing i'm able to do even halfway decent is triple my own feet come on it can't be that bad
18:36you acting like lebron james beat you i wish lebron had been the one to dust me on the court that day
18:41that i could have handled so you telling me you got beat by a free pancake eat motherfucker
18:46i'm done with basketball yeah well it ain't like i'm killing it at the police academy anyways
18:52really today i tried to rescue this dummy pregnant with twins couldn't get the job done oh my god
18:59it is she going to be all right uh are the babies okay man you worried about the wrong
19:03shit what i'm trying to say is is that sometimes in our greatest success there's gonna be some
19:09greater failures so you gotta keep going you might be on to something i know i'm on to something that's
19:15why i'm about to go in this house hit these books and get ready to kick ass at the police academy
19:19tomorrow so you're trying to tell me i shouldn't give up on basketball no no no no no hell no you
19:26need to leave balls alone okay no balls no soccer balls no football no basketball nothing you need to
19:32be like on the speech team the math team something like that you got it all right man i have never
19:40been more wrong about something that's what i'm saying man uncle basil got you you are not my uncle
19:46it's okay i am fix your legs man you got me thinking somebody touched you man damn
19:58it's like a senator sandwich we're the buns and i'm the ham am i the cheese in this situation you
20:07are whatever you want to do you're gonna go ahead i'm gonna go ahead
20:14i have to admit i was quite surprised that you reached out to us i didn't expect you'd want to
20:20connect after that last meeting oh ladies that is all water under the bridge i'd like to think that
20:27we put our constituents needs ahead of our personal differences right right that's very nice of you
20:34to say if only our constituents were able to forgive and forget as easily as you i imagine they're still
20:43a little upset with how easily you were persuaded to sell them out i almost forgot about that letter
20:52you sent authorizing the pipeline oh that was an unfortunate situation yes that is very unfortunate
20:59especially since it's so unlike anything i would have ever written but you did write it well you know
21:09the man said i wrote it so i guess it's true it's just i just i don't recall writing that letter
21:23and signing my name to it well you know what sleep deprivation will do that too that's why i take my
21:29melatonin oh you know when i started my first term i developed sleep issues quite similar to yours
21:36oh really and like you i just couldn't remember drafting half the legislation that bore my name
21:45that first year well sleepy heads unite you know i tend to fall asleep and miss things i did i guess
21:56so much so that i've begun referring to myself as the fall guy oh you know i am always encouraged by how
22:06much is resolved when we all come together to share our personal stories with one another yes ladies please
22:15feel free to share my personal struggles here at the capitol with your constituents well we don't have
22:22any issues sharing your unfortunate stories with our constituents with the exception that if there are any
22:29any victories that the three of us receive credit do you you have a deal senators please spread the word
22:50just order the food from my phone okay
22:59gotcha gotcha you see my phone lola oh yeah i got it
23:29one