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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:48Oops.
00:01:53Oops.
00:01:54Oops.
00:02:03Oops.
00:02:03Oops.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10 million
00:02:18dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10. oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the echo system should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:31oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:06oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way
00:04:35i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in
00:05:04awesome
00:05:05got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:09shh
00:05:11i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23get handsy hey watch out
00:05:30oh my god
00:05:32i'm so sorry
00:05:34it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:37hang on
00:05:38thanks
00:05:42your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl?
00:05:54yeah
00:05:55i'm chasen
00:05:59rose
00:06:01nice to meet you
00:06:04come on chasen, home room is starting
00:06:10stay away from this trash
00:06:13might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:17let's go
00:06:19chasen, come on
00:06:20later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:23oh my god
00:06:26your jacket smells good
00:06:28i'll wash your jacket
00:06:29yep
00:06:30kinda lame
00:06:31clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:35come on
00:06:37let's go
00:06:38let's go
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:50ladies and gentlemen
00:06:53i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:55rose smith
00:06:56now she's been homeschooled
00:06:58and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:01pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:03i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:06and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed?
00:07:11is it just rose?
00:07:12yes
00:07:13rose will suffice
00:07:14how about second hand rose?
00:07:16that's enough
00:07:19grab brackets
00:07:21ow ow
00:07:27oh my god
00:07:28ow ow
00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it?
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me?
00:07:34yes
00:07:35where is it?
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:56i thought that um
00:07:57i thought that um
00:08:09that'll show the bitch
00:08:18rose
00:08:19rose
00:08:22where are you?
00:08:26are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30rose
00:08:35sclum
00:08:36what are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:37chasen?
00:08:38is that you?
00:08:39are you in there with rose?
00:08:41don't lie to me i saw her come in here
00:08:43what do i do?
00:08:49how is she not here?
00:08:59how is she not here?
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:19i'm so sorry
00:09:28i'm so sorry
00:09:36ow
00:09:37excuse you much
00:09:42why are you wet?
00:09:45i
00:09:49how's your eye?
00:09:51miraculously better
00:10:08what exactly is going on here?
00:10:14nothing
00:10:16absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think
00:10:19i think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:21hmm
00:10:24listen up second hand rose
00:10:25chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand?
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:37you know what?
00:10:39with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:41and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:50tomorrow
00:10:51my house
00:10:52makeover
00:10:56okay
00:11:01you know what they say right?
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:03and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14it's gonna be so fun
00:11:16well it's more than fun
00:11:17i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:22we'll win
00:11:23i promise we'll win
00:11:25plus i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:28it's crazy
00:11:30rose
00:11:31what are you doing?
00:11:33we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:38okay
00:11:39well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:49cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:51be there
00:12:00it's okay
00:12:02being a queen bee is
00:12:04important and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not that smart anyways so
00:12:13what are you talking about?
00:12:15i have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:21you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:23fine
00:12:25whatever
00:12:33wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:40thank you
00:12:41she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:47it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:54wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:58hey
00:12:59good form out there
00:13:00thanks
00:13:02not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom
00:13:06i would've paid to see that
00:13:08ah
00:13:10oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay?
00:13:14no
00:13:16oh god
00:13:18jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:22you're not serious
00:13:24i am
00:13:25if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27ah
00:13:28ah
00:13:29ah
00:13:30ah
00:13:32ah
00:13:34ah
00:13:35don't worry i'll bring him back
00:13:38later
00:13:40yeah i'll see ya
00:13:42she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:47oh my god ew
00:13:48look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie audrey rose wintersby doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well
00:13:55maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:58um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:01she told me so herself
00:14:03wow
00:14:05you know
00:14:06for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:08we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place
00:14:11gossip chains?
00:14:12watch this
00:14:25now watch what happens
00:14:28ew
00:14:35hey eric
00:14:39just leave me alone gabby
00:14:40why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what?
00:14:44audrey rose wintersby
00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:59gaby
00:15:03you okay?
00:15:04do you care?
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:07you lie to me
00:15:09what?
00:15:11you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:14wait what?
00:15:16you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you?
00:15:26doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:39take a thought
00:15:41okay i
00:15:43didn't start that
00:15:45but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:51let me make it up to you
00:15:52how?
00:15:53give me one chance
00:15:55this saturday
00:15:57i'm studying for the decathlon
00:15:58skip it
00:16:00i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:03no tricks
00:16:04just the truth
00:16:06if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:15i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:20relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:41and you have a butler
00:16:44okay technically my parents do but yeah norman likes me better so i
00:16:49come on
00:16:50come on
00:17:12why would you ever go to hayton high?
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:20and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:23i would trade places with you everyday
00:17:26it's not all that
00:17:28plus no amount of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:33so what are you gonna do?
00:17:36i'm gonna take her down
00:17:39how?
00:17:40do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46no way!
00:17:48no way! i could teach you
00:17:50girls day and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:17:54no way!
00:17:55no way!
00:17:56no way!
00:17:58no way!
00:18:12no way!
00:18:13she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes it's called eye contact
00:18:37sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a lot it's polite enough
00:18:47this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball you should
00:19:03definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing like three different brands
00:19:11of lipstick and i'm the criminal listen here rose smith consider this your strike one
00:19:21three strikes and you're out
00:19:23me audrey rose wintersby audrey rose wintersby
00:19:39what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:47eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:51please don't yeah no your secret's safe with me just like best friends
00:19:59um okay i think you swear
00:20:05uh okay i think you swear
00:20:08so want to sit together at lunch
00:20:12i already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:14eric she didn't say those things about you that was just sloan doing a gossip chain right now figures
00:20:24i think you swear
00:20:26i think you swear
00:20:29awesome
00:20:31awesome
00:20:37but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:57promise
00:20:58what the is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a
00:21:03bitch
00:21:05look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive
00:21:12bitch okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:17i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please you loved it you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and
00:21:31ego oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake
00:21:44oh honey your halo it's slipping and yours was always fake you have a complete lack of compassion
00:21:52for everyone around you and by the way your taste is abhorrent okay i don't know what that
00:21:59means but it better mean awesome it means it sucks says the uh homeless white trash girl who
00:22:06dresses like a bum says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat okay well you think you're
00:22:12better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you i've always
00:22:16been better than you i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:42you
00:22:43bitch
00:22:55hey hey i need to ask you something it's kind of important no it's really it's actually kind of
00:23:21what's my lane what's up i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis after hitting sloan in the
00:23:31face i could really use the hope i can yeah definitely coach you cool after school after school
00:23:40i can't do it
00:24:07you like this
00:24:10like that okay okay you ready
00:24:22oh
00:24:26you should join the tennis team
00:24:30you know
00:24:33i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:38hey
00:24:40you
00:24:52you
00:24:53you
00:24:53you
00:24:54you won't get away with this
00:24:54you won't get away with this
00:24:58Oops, looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:28No, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:55Oh my God.
00:25:57Oh my God.
00:25:58Oh my God.
00:25:59Oh my God.
00:26:00Oh my God.
00:26:01Oh my God.
00:26:03Oh my God.
00:26:05What are you doing?
00:26:07Oh my God.
00:26:08Oh my God.
00:26:09Oh my God.
00:26:10Oh my God.
00:26:11Oh my God.
00:26:12Oh my God.
00:26:13Oh my God.
00:26:14Oh my God.
00:26:15Oh my God.
00:26:16Oh my God.
00:26:17Oh my God.
00:26:18Oh my God.
00:26:19Oh my God.
00:26:20Oh my God.
00:26:21Oh my God.
00:26:22this why are you half dressed during a fire drill someone took my clothes strike two now go get dressed
00:26:39checkmate
00:26:46here take this it'll be a bit big on you but at least you don't have to wear a towel
00:26:53i owe you one again yeah what can i say i'm reliable
00:27:07eric huh i don't even know what that means he likes you he doesn't even know me
00:27:15some people notice more than they let on
00:27:19maybe
00:27:22oh my god there's no way that's her dad gross older guy even better this is gonna ruin her
00:27:38i don't know
00:27:51settle down settle down everybody
00:27:54people this is the first away game of the season remember you're representing the school
00:28:06mind if i sit here uh i'm actually saving it for someone
00:28:20i don't know what's going to happen
00:28:28hey rose
00:28:30saved you a seat
00:28:32okay
00:28:33no you don't
00:28:34no you don't
00:28:36jason
00:28:36you're saying about you
00:28:41sorry eric on the way back yeah okay sure
00:28:53boobie
00:29:04boobie i'm gonna sit right here on my man's lap
00:29:09so seriously there's no room
00:29:17everyone i have an announcement to make i'm having a party saturday
00:29:21and audrey rose wintersby's gonna be there better show up
00:29:26so
00:29:36so you're gonna go
00:29:37i don't think i'd be welcome
00:29:40why not
00:29:41i'll be going
00:29:41well okay then
00:29:45i'll go
00:29:53listen
00:29:53you want chase
00:29:55and i want rose so
00:29:57well looks like we have something in common
00:30:00exactly
00:30:01i got a plan
00:30:09all right
00:30:17here we go
00:30:18this was a mistake
00:30:20i don't belong here
00:30:21yes yes you do you're with me
00:30:23that's my point
00:30:24see eric is here
00:30:26i don't think i can take more rejection
00:30:31this could be a turning point
00:30:33just stick with me
00:30:35okay
00:30:39okay
00:30:41ready
00:30:46oh look
00:30:47rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:50i found it
00:30:53hi
00:30:56no thank you i don't drink
00:30:59of course you don't
00:31:01so you virgins ever been to a real party before
00:31:04oh my god you are virgins
00:31:10shut up son stop being a jerk
00:31:13okay
00:31:14how about a little game of truth or dare
00:31:16yeah truth or dare
00:31:18oh
00:31:26gabby to eric truth or dare
00:31:29uh eric truth or dare
00:31:32truth
00:31:33dare
00:31:40oh my god
00:31:40oh my god come on gabby we don't have all night
00:31:44what's your favorite color
00:31:45uh okay what kind of question is that blue
00:31:48virgin
00:31:50sloan
00:31:50i want it
00:31:51i want it
00:31:53okay
00:31:55ooh
00:31:56eric to rose
00:31:58okay
00:32:00rose
00:32:01truth or dare
00:32:02dare
00:32:03you gotta give me a kiss
00:32:06wait what come on rose
00:32:10rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose
00:32:20i mean
00:32:26what the hell
00:32:30what are you gonna do about it
00:32:35no gabby wait
00:32:36let her go
00:32:38she chased me she's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:41okay
00:32:42chasen you're up truth or dare
00:32:46dare
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose, will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:16Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh my god. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:40Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot. The door wasn't. I.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:52You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:27What the?
00:34:27Oh, God.
00:34:31Oh!
00:34:31Oh!
00:34:33Oh!
00:34:36Oh!
00:34:37Oh!
00:34:38Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:28I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:54Eric.
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:46Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Okay.
00:37:57Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:42Good.
00:38:42Good.
00:38:44How?
00:38:45Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:14Good.
00:39:15I've been stood out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:44Go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:55I love you.
00:40:57You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:25What?
00:41:27Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32I've been so stupid.
00:41:39I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:15Hello?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:18Hello?
00:42:19Hello?
00:42:20I don't care.
00:42:23Well, you will.
00:42:24Well, you will.
00:42:25And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:26And you're going to ace this.
00:42:27And...
00:42:28Oh no.
00:42:29Oh no.
00:42:30What now?
00:42:31Sloan posted this.
00:42:32Huh.
00:42:33Jason and Sloan?
00:42:34They were together last night.
00:42:35And they're going to prom together.
00:42:36But he said he liked me.
00:42:37Yeah.
00:42:38Sloan and you're going to ace this and oh no. What now? Sloan posted this. Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night and they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But you said he liked me.
00:43:08Hey, virgin. Did you hear the news? Jason and I are fucking and we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie. Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan. I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut. Everyone knows it and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous. Because I don't believe it. And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:08Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:22Girls! Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow, ow my foot. Oh my god, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:31Girls, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike. You're out. Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55And?
00:45:07Expelled.
00:45:12But the academy decathlon, we're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, stupid, bitch.
00:45:31What? You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:02Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:34You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:46:52You, he's got to go, you they were like, oh.
00:46:54And you were like, oh, you don't really know.
00:46:55You are so hot.
00:46:56Okay.
00:46:57So you're like, oh, you're like, oh.
00:46:59You're like, oh.
00:47:00So you're like, oh.
00:47:01We're gonna come to college.
00:47:01You're like, oh.
00:47:02You're like, oh.
00:47:03You're like, oh.
00:47:03You're like.
00:47:04You're like, oh.
00:47:34Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me.
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:18But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:33You're so beautiful.
00:49:35Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:48And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:52You're different when you're like this.
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:51:05That way I really don't feel it.
00:51:18You're different when you're like this.
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:26I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:55I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:02I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I love you, Rose.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:14I love you, Rose.
00:52:19I love you, too.
00:52:21I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, Rose.
00:52:28I love you, Rose.
00:52:29I love you, Rose.
00:52:30I love you, Rose.
00:52:31I love you, Rose.
00:52:32I love you, Rose.
00:52:33I love you, Rose.
00:52:35I love you, Rose.
00:52:36I love you, Rose.
00:52:37I love you, Rose.
00:52:38I love you, Rose.
00:52:39I love you, Rose.
00:52:40I love you, Rose.
00:52:41I love you, Rose.
00:53:13I worked up an appetite.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:35I'm bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51It might not be a bad idea.
00:54:55I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:26What?
00:55:26What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Quick, Jason.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49She told me.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:56People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:11Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:26No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:54What the?
00:56:55No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Uh.
00:57:19Okay, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Ron.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful, but for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are, because every single
00:59:08one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:56Hey.
01:00:02Wanna dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:13All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Come.
01:00:52Yes, girl.
01:01:07And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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