Dave's Favorite Gifts!

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the pen refills that Dave ordered for his fancy pen. They discuss pen envy and other outrageously expensive pens.

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00:00i did something yesterday that i think most people just don't do anymore

00:10order a refill for my pen yeah he did i was shocked by this lisa i was absolutely shocked

00:18by this you're an old man yeah no so we're it's you had already got up and left and i see davis

00:25he's doing something over there with us and i hear him clicking and clicking and and he's like oh

00:31he's like i'm about time to order a new insert for my pen and i was like what and he's like yeah

00:41the inside of a pen like do they sell do they even sell and it's like don't you just buy a new pen no

00:46one's ever made it to the end before yeah he's like i love this pen he has a pen he's a fancy

00:51pen that he loves there's the old one there's the old one and thanks to bezos's dick rocket i got a

00:56new one shipped within hours wow i told him i use a bit yeah a good old fashion you just throw away

01:04when they're done feel the weight of this lisa just feel the weight of this he likes to put his pen in

01:09other people's face good weight nice it's a cross pen it is wonderful huh i love writing with it so

01:16they had to just get a refill for it some pens write others ride exactly oh wow rides oh never

01:23thought i've had i'd have pen envy before yeah wait did you see my thick one i mean heavy thick

01:30wow never thought i'd be creeped out by pen yeah it is there's thick pen rides you don't have penis

01:36without pen it is i don't know i just like a nice solid pen i just have a target one that's like

01:42peeling up you know i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to go all the way with this i'm getting i'm

01:49gonna get one of those ink feather quill yes that's so we're gonna see you update your sports

01:55i love it ding ding ding oh yeah that's it i'm ordering it right now no i realized though as i was

02:05doing it i'm like i guess a lot of people aren't doing this anymore no right like you're i don't care

02:10about i'd hardly write anything only here this is like you know like you sign something occasionally

02:16when do you really write

02:18i don't i never i try not i try not to i try not people do still oh these are affordable

02:25what the feather yeah chuck's uh chill convert is new he's got it right there look at this

02:32feather quill with ink very nice i don't know if i go full feather or do i just get the pen no you

02:42go full you're doing it you go full feather you can write out your diarrhea jokes and style yeah i

02:47hope this is a real feather i'm gonna be pissed if it's not i don't know i'm a weird guy i know what

02:54i got corn madness and stuff but i um also have always loved pens like my i remember my parents

02:59getting me like a beautiful pen set nice that's very nice i mean that it speaks a lot about dave

03:04that he was like god mom dad thank you so much for this pen pen set if my parents bought me a pen i

03:11would have burned their house down they would have known that they would have known that they were

03:15like let's get them yeah i'm like if it was christmas and i opened something up and it was a pen

03:21i would have burned their house down they knew it i knew it it's like no we're getting him the

03:29latest madden football game dave was excited about it it's like whoa wait a second the inside is

03:39replaceable can't wait to take this for a ride yeah like the next thing he opens up is a bunch of

03:47paper yes like yes starts doing his signature 500 times let's curse it what color do i want to get

03:58do i want to go black blue or red lease hmm i don't know i'd have to see i'm leaning red i'm red oh

04:04you're going all out oh yeah you gotta be bold in this world goodness that is bold i know quite bold

04:10oh yeah mont blanc is like the king of the pen game they're really expensive yeah i don't to me

04:16fancy pens it's like a fancy watch it's not for me it's not it's not it's a really nice pen it's

04:23just you know that's probably like 30 bucks but it's refills right you just see you it lasts a long

04:28time devastating news here this is shipping to the ex-wife's house oh you've sent it yeah oh you

04:38ordered it to the wrong amazon it's just uh oh i don't care i mean i live one block away so i'll

04:44just i'll get it but i just get your feather pen she'll take that i'll put this yeah i know she'll

04:49think she'll know she knows she's she wouldn't be shocked by it at all yeah she'd be like well he's

04:54kind of challenged no i thought about the pen thing because i noticed like kodak is like at the end of

04:58their days they're like they don't think they'll make it much longer right you know people aren't

05:02i can't believe they're still i know pens have got to be they've taken a real i'm sure i'm sure

05:06cross pens they were so excited someone bought a refill for their pen actually and probably pissed

05:12why well because i think they'd rather sell a whole pen than the refill i hope you got a did you buy a

05:20bunch no i just bought two you bought two come in a packet to get a pack of 10 they've been around

05:26since 1846 of course they have america's first fine writing instrument manufacturer

05:32people like them they got 41 000 followers you've been around since the 1840s you should have more

05:39than 41 000 followers do they do one of the fancy they do do a fancy pen they got one of them pens

05:44yeah it's okay i've got a fly i've got a feather one on the way i'm gonna have it droned i even got a

05:51gold one for my uh graduation gift once are you serious right now like he's a weirdo he's they knew

05:57what to get him i guess we know what to get him i have to give him a get him a gift if you're going

06:01on a pin i guarantee you we'll get him one it's gonna be the worst pen if we can find lisa if we

06:07can find the worst no why did you do that that's just rude lisa's trying to be nice and get me a gift

06:12you just want to ruin it best looking box like the best looking box like i will buy one of those

06:18whatever those mont blanc or whatever he was talking about yeah i'll buy an empty box of that

06:23he'll open it up wow and it will be uh you know a competing a lady with no nipples pen

06:33oh the store closed because not anyone no one went in there but you no they did have a store nearby

06:39no come on a pen store like what do they get two people a year two no but i would go in and just

06:45like look it was too expensive i would just of course that's part of the problem it was replaced

06:49with the kinkos oh wow was there a pen store at somerset that's this one oh that's the one that's

06:55the one it closed though oh okay yeah yeah yeah i used to pass that and i go who would go in that

06:59amber would go shopping i'm going to mont blanc gonna check out the newest collection are those prices

07:06real that's that's why i don't buy that's ridiculous for a pen a pen they start at 480 bucks

07:12there's one that's eleven hundred dollars do they vibrate no it's just a you are you a douche

07:18ask yourself that amazing that they survived as long as they died pencils will do the trick

07:22sixteen hundred dollars for this beauty come on give me around the world in 80 days solitaire midsize

07:28let's get the worst pen and then take his fancy ones and he'll have no choice but to write with

07:34i found a pen with goofy on it that's a refillable there you go dave yes yes please i'll stick with

07:42mine i listen price for a pen no i know that's why you go cross cross is like uh the average man's

07:48everyone knows that yes but that pen store was open for a long time oh it was yeah they and they

07:54must have just closed like maybe in the past year or two yeah i'm definitely just got to see some

07:59competing shows merch free mystery pen you can order a free mystery pen i would love to get him

08:06a certain person's pen like another morning show's pen okay another morning show has a pen i they don't

08:15but i definitely would love it if they did oh yeah anyways that's enough about pens i'll have to check

08:20my closet i might have some laying around yes please you come from just the spot yeah anyway don't have

08:26pen be i've just had a real amazing pen no it's just weird like you know like you it's just weird

08:33this stuff you know like a rich guy's like if i don't have a montblanc pen what am i yeah nothing

08:38like i'm nothing nothing without that and i and i would be the first to like see him and go

08:43is that cross yeah because i love that i love the idea of like oh my god you've just put your whole

08:52cell phone on montblanc

08:54you

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