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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience to school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought I was late and we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Job if you keep acting like a Kardashian.
00:03:44Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:46And don't be late.
00:03:48Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:52And don't be late.
00:03:53Bye, Dad.
00:04:06Excuse me.
00:04:07Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:09Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:12He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:37Good one.
00:04:47These are great.
00:04:49I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:51Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:53No problem.
00:04:54Cool.
00:04:55Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:05:02Hi.
00:05:04I'm Michelangelo.
00:05:05Chantal.
00:05:06Nice to meet you.
00:05:08I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:11I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:16Hold that thought.
00:05:19Hey, Dad.
00:05:20Where the hell were ya?
00:05:22Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:25You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:27Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:30I can meet him later.
00:05:32Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:35What?
00:05:36Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:38You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:40You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:44You interned.
00:05:45You went to business school.
00:05:47You...
00:05:48You have potential.
00:05:49Okay?
00:05:50But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:52Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:53Cause so far...
00:05:55I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:05:58Bye, Dad.
00:05:59Hey.
00:06:02You okay?
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:06Um...
00:06:07But...
00:06:08I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:09It's fine.
00:06:22So, it's a...
00:06:24really rare form of cancer.
00:06:28Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:32Oh my God.
00:06:33There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:37But it's really expensive.
00:06:39And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:42Don't worry about that.
00:06:44I have money saved.
00:06:46I'll find the rest.
00:06:47We will figure this out.
00:06:48Okay?
00:06:49We're gonna get through this.
00:06:50Together.
00:06:53Oh, yeah.
00:07:06Ciao, Gucci.
00:07:08Did you have a good walk?
00:07:13What's wrong?
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:19I'm sorry.
00:07:20This...
00:07:21Don't forget about it.
00:07:22I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:24The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:27I have a savings.
00:07:29For my doggy daycare.
00:07:31My dream, but...
00:07:34It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:36And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:39Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:41After our parents passed,
00:07:43I would do anything for her.
00:07:46Amelia.
00:07:48I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:51You do?
00:07:53Come back tonight.
00:07:56And...
00:07:58Buy something nice.
00:07:59Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:15Except for the dog hair.
00:08:16Well, come with me.
00:08:17I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:22Are they from Italy?
00:08:24Yes.
00:08:25Wow.
00:08:26Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:28Well...
00:08:30Amelia, meet...
00:08:31Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:34I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:36Mm-hmm.
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:39I'm a dog walker.
00:08:41Don't be so defensive.
00:08:44I wasn't.
00:08:45Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:51I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:53Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:56I'm really happy.
00:08:57I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:09:07Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:13What?
00:09:14Exactly.
00:09:22How does it look?
00:09:23Not half bad.
00:09:24I mean, it's fine.
00:09:27Whatever.
00:09:31Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:33Or not.
00:09:35I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:37You work for my dad.
00:09:38You have to do what I say.
00:09:40You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:42Just a few more pictures.
00:09:44I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:46I don't need Tinder.
00:09:48I'm an underwear model.
00:09:49My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:52Whatever.
00:09:54What a mess.
00:09:58Come on.
00:09:59Bring me another.
00:10:00I told you, I'm...
00:10:01Damn.
00:10:03Fine.
00:10:09See, Dog Walker.
00:10:11See, dog walker.
00:10:12That wasn't so hard.
00:10:16What the fuck?
00:10:18This is fucking Prada!
00:10:24Asshole!
00:10:25You crazy bitch!
00:10:30Amelia, whoa.
00:10:31What's wrong?
00:10:33I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:35and she flipped out.
00:10:36I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:39I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:39No, no, no, please, I apologize.
00:10:42My son, he's just immature.
00:10:44And that's why I invited you to put forward, eh?
00:10:48Please, all right?
00:10:50Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:51And I promise he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:53for the rest of the night, won't you, son?
00:10:56So, Amelia needs money to pay
00:10:58for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:11:01Cancer?
00:11:03Yeah.
00:11:04And you need to settle down
00:11:06and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:11:08Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:12Okay, I want the business.
00:11:14I think we can, uh, make a deal
00:11:18whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:21What kind of deal?
00:11:24Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:26No.
00:11:27You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:29What?
00:11:33What?
00:11:34Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:35I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:38Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:11:39who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:41Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:44Well, Angelo, look, you have to grow up
00:11:47before you can run our business.
00:11:49And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:52We're not even a match.
00:11:53We hate each other.
00:11:54At least I do.
00:11:55Obviously.
00:11:57I see.
00:11:58There's something uncommon already.
00:12:00Look, you know,
00:12:01my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:12:04Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:12:07She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:12:12I know you're probably thinking
00:12:13I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:15But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:18You two have chemistry.
00:12:20Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:22As if.
00:12:24Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:26I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:29Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:32Or you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:33if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:37What's it going to be?
00:12:45What's it going to be?
00:12:49Fine.
00:12:50I'll do it.
00:12:52For Betsy.
00:12:56Well, Angelo,
00:12:57it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:13:01If you're not going to agree to marry her,
00:13:03then you're going to lose the business.
00:13:06And you're also going to lose your inheritance.
00:13:10What the hell, Dad?
00:13:14Fuck it.
00:13:15Fine.
00:13:15I'll do it.
00:13:16Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:20The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:23And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:25All right, my mom.
00:13:28Yeah, try to make yourself look decent at home.
00:13:33You will be engaged for a period of 30 days,
00:13:36followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:39And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:42I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:44Anyway, you must move in together immediately
00:13:48to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:50Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:13:53but, well, it can't do any good
00:13:55if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:58That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:14:00Are we agreed?
00:14:03Sure.
00:14:04All right.
00:14:05Sign in.
00:14:06Salute to the new couple.
00:14:26Mmm.
00:14:36So, your place or mine?
00:14:39I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:41Fine.
00:14:42Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:43So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:56It's like a museum in here.
00:14:58A Michelangelo museum.
00:15:01Ugh.
00:15:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:23What was this?
00:15:25Put it in the trash.
00:15:26This isn't trash.
00:15:27These are my sisters.
00:15:28She's an artist.
00:15:30So put them in your room.
00:15:31I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:33Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:34Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:37That's man-thong.
00:15:38It's trademarked.
00:15:43Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:45If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:47I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:49It's electric.
00:15:55Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:59You might want to start wearing that.
00:16:03Gee, thanks.
00:16:04Welcome.
00:16:11You're getting married?
00:16:13Shh, Betsy.
00:16:15Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:17Sorry, Amelia.
00:16:18It's just...
00:16:20It's not like you.
00:16:22You're saying we're...
00:16:22reserved.
00:16:25Safe.
00:16:26Like I always taught you.
00:16:29Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:34And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:38So I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:41Michelangelo?
00:16:41Michelangelo?
00:16:43The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:44No.
00:16:46Michelangelo...
00:16:47Dino Valino?
00:16:48Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:51Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:16:52Michelangelo?
00:16:53Shh.
00:16:54Like, start 100 canceled Bravo shows?
00:17:01How did you even meet?
00:17:03His dad is one of my clients.
00:17:04it's been a whirlwind of a romance he's so toxic speak of the devil
00:17:15oh yeah you know that's probably an old issue this is a doctor's office
00:17:23amelia
00:17:25betsy carlisle doctor's ready
00:17:30we'll talk about this later
00:17:33ready to get wet baby
00:17:56we're already wet
00:17:59where did that come from
00:18:17nice place i love the artwork
00:18:31nice place i love the artwork
00:18:45thanks finally
00:18:47a little good taste
00:18:49oh i'm good we had plenty at dinner
00:18:54more for me
00:18:55you know if you like it down here you should see the bedroom
00:19:03who are you who are you
00:19:18chantelle this is amelia my roommate
00:19:23whatever can you guys just keep it down i have work tomorrow morning
00:19:29this is my house we will be as loud as we want to be scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:36you've got to be kidding me
00:19:39what's wrong dog walker
00:19:40who's jealous
00:19:42jealous i'm not jealous
00:19:44sweet dreams
00:19:51i can't believe he said i was jealous
00:19:58how could i ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:20:01even if he is kind of hot
00:20:08see you later
00:20:22and um don't worry about last night
00:20:27sorry i had one too many to drink it
00:20:29it won't happen again
00:20:30you better not
00:20:43how's the hangover roomie
00:20:44not now my head's killing me
00:20:47we need to talk about last night
00:20:49no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:53i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:56monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:58but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:21:01and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:21:04fine i'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:21:07my sister needs this money
00:21:10my sister needs this money
00:21:15michelangelo
00:21:16and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:18paparazzi
00:21:19find out about this
00:21:20then the contract is violated
00:21:22then neither of us
00:21:23then the contract is violated
00:21:28then neither of us get what we want
00:21:30ya no shit
00:21:31i'm serious
00:21:32get what we want
00:21:33ya no shit
00:21:34i'm serious
00:21:35Don't screw this up.
00:21:37Don't screw this up.
00:21:39I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:43I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:47I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:49I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:51And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:55And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:59Whenever I want.
00:22:01Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:22:03Do whatever you want.
00:22:05Sorry. It's a bit harsh.
00:22:11Sorry. It's a bit harsh.
00:22:13Just really...
00:22:15Really...
00:22:19I'm over.
00:22:21I'm over.
00:22:23That could have gone better.
00:22:27That could have gone better.
00:22:35Hey, baby.
00:22:39Hey, baby.
00:22:41You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:43You're rich. You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:45You're rich now.
00:22:47I know.
00:22:49I like it.
00:22:51I know. I like it.
00:22:53That's good to hear.
00:22:55You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:59It rubs off on my son.
00:23:01Tell me, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:23:05How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:23:07Oh, fine. Yeah.
00:23:09We're...
00:23:11Oh.
00:23:13Fine. Yeah.
00:23:15We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:17Alright. Well, give him time.
00:23:19We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:21Alright. Well, give him time, alright?
00:23:23Oh, and listen.
00:23:25He is not as bad as TMZ says, alright?
00:23:27Look, I...I promise.
00:23:29I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:31Yeah, you're right.
00:23:33We'll see you later.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35Come on, Gucci.
00:23:36Come on.
00:23:37Bye, Gucci.
00:23:40Hey, Amelia.
00:23:41Hey, Jake.
00:23:44Gucci, no!
00:23:45Royce!
00:23:47It's a bad dog, but...
00:23:49I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:51It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:53Yeah. Same here.
00:23:55Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:24:06His whole family, actually.
00:24:08All these rich people are nuts.
00:24:10They should make a reality show.
00:24:12We're old dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:16Do you want to walk together?
00:24:18Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:20Yeah.
00:24:21I'd like that.
00:24:23So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:30A couple months.
00:24:32I like it.
00:24:33I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:35Barista.
00:24:36Uber driver.
00:24:38Delivery guy.
00:24:40Movie extra?
00:24:41You were in a movie.
00:24:42Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:44I was trying to impress you.
00:24:46How about you?
00:24:48How long have you been doing this?
00:24:50I don't know.
00:24:51My whole life, I guess.
00:24:53It started as a summer job, and then I've turned it into my own business.
00:24:57I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:59Wow.
00:25:00I guess you really like dogs.
00:25:02Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:25:07If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:25:10My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:13Do you want to go?
00:25:14I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:19You did?
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:22I still do.
00:25:25He's cute.
00:25:26I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:32Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:39I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:41Hell yeah.
00:25:42I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:45Yeah.
00:25:46I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:52I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:57Hey, what's your ring?
00:26:00Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:26:05Looks pretty big.
00:26:06It was a big school.
00:26:09Public schools.
00:26:10Am I right?
00:26:16I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:19Me?
00:26:20Engaged?
00:26:21No.
00:26:22Are you kidding?
00:26:23I'm 24.
00:26:24I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:25I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:29Nope.
00:26:30Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:36Royce pooped.
00:26:37I should pick it up.
00:26:38Where?
00:26:39I don't see it.
00:26:40Just over there.
00:26:43Come on.
00:26:48Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:50Of course.
00:26:51It's an office.
00:26:52You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:26:55You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:27:00Very funny.
00:27:01You know I'm retiring next year.
00:27:02Yes, I know.
00:27:03Yeah.
00:27:04That means you gotta get up to speed.
00:27:06Rapidamente.
00:27:07So today you're gonna be my shadow.
00:27:08You'll be my extra hands.
00:27:09And we got a lot to do.
00:27:10Can I get Starbucks first?
00:27:12Fuck no.
00:27:13Come on, Dad.
00:27:23Wow!
00:27:27Oh my goodness.
00:27:28Are you okay?
00:27:29Hi.
00:27:30Hi.
00:27:31I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:36You're engaged, remember?
00:27:39And this is our new palette.
00:27:42It's Matt's collection.
00:27:44He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:46But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:28:01What, Dad?
00:28:04What a day, Dad.
00:28:05It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:28:06Look at you.
00:28:07You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:11Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:14Hard work does pay off.
00:28:15Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:17What about her?
00:28:19She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:20Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:22But she just worked hard.
00:28:23And now, well now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:27I guess that's impressive.
00:28:29Yeah, see.
00:28:30See, it is.
00:28:31I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:34I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:42Break's over.
00:28:43Well, not too bad, huh?
00:29:01One day down.
00:29:03Forty more years to go.
00:29:07Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:29:10you talk about the day's work.
00:29:13Raise you closer together.
00:29:15Comfort each other.
00:29:16Just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:20You know, I'm thinking.
00:29:22It's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:29:26Tonight.
00:29:28Tonight?
00:29:30Shit.
00:29:31When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:32I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:29:34The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:29:36Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:29:37Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:29:40to the Dino Verdina.
00:29:43Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:45I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:48What's the matter?
00:29:50You're getting along, aren't you?
00:29:52Yeah, yeah.
00:29:53Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:56Alright, so it's all settled.
00:29:58I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight, in the limo,
00:30:00and don't be late.
00:30:01Bye, Dad.
00:30:05Bye, Dad.
00:30:16So, remind me.
00:30:19Why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:21Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:26And?
00:30:28And, you know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:32But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:30:35I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:37You better not let that hair down.
00:30:39Sorry, just an expression.
00:30:40How's it going in there?
00:30:50I'm coming out.
00:31:01Is that bad?
00:31:03I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:31:08Buy that dress.
00:31:09ASAP.
00:31:14Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:16I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:37What are you looking at?
00:31:53You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:56Thanks.
00:31:58Hi.
00:32:00Did you forget my name?
00:32:01No, it's just something different.
00:32:05Did you change your hair?
00:32:07Why do you care?
00:32:09The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:32:10I'm going out.
00:32:11I just forgot my charger.
00:32:13Awesome, thanks.
00:32:16I'm taking this.
00:32:18Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:19We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:21I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:23Hold on!
00:32:26Amelia!
00:32:31All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:32:37Nice.
00:32:39Where's Amelia?
00:32:41She's sick.
00:32:43She can't make it.
00:32:45If your fiance is sick, you can't go out and party.
00:32:49You got to stay home with her.
00:32:51Give her some nice soup.
00:32:53I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:56Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:58Poor thing.
00:33:00Okay, Dad.
00:33:01See you in the office.
00:33:08Stupid dog walker?
00:33:09Tricking me with her makeover.
00:33:11I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:20Hey.
00:33:21It's Michelangelo Dino Levino.
00:33:23You still track people?
00:33:29Wow.
00:33:30Amelia.
00:33:31Hi.
00:33:32You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:33:33Without a dog.
00:33:35Sorry.
00:33:36I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:37I kind of panicked.
00:33:38No worries.
00:33:39I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:40Yeah.
00:33:41But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:42Talk to the bartender.
00:33:43Wow.
00:33:44The IP treatment.
00:33:45You look like the IP treatment.
00:33:46You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:33:47Without a dog.
00:33:49Sorry.
00:33:50I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:51I kind of panicked.
00:33:52No worries.
00:33:53I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:57But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:58Talk to the bartender.
00:33:59Wow.
00:34:00The IP treatment.
00:34:01You look like one.
00:34:02Thanks, Jamie.
00:34:03Hey.
00:34:04Loverboy.
00:34:05We're on.
00:34:06Gotta go.
00:34:07Find me in the green room after.
00:34:08Hope you like it.
00:34:09Break a leg.
00:34:10Loverboy.
00:34:11Love you too.
00:34:13Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:40Good.
00:34:41Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:42Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:56But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:35:03Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:04You really think so?
00:35:05I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:07You don't know the strokes.
00:35:08Are they older?
00:35:10I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:12It's alright.
00:35:13Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:14You want something to drink?
00:35:15Yeah.
00:35:18So.
00:35:19When did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:20Since I was 13.
00:35:21I played in bands all through high school and college, but feel like this one's finally
00:35:28It's alright. Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:32You want some of that a drink?
00:35:34Yeah, thank you.
00:35:41So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:44Since I was 13.
00:35:47Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:52That's awesome.
00:35:53And when I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:59You're gonna quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:36:03I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:36:07I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:36:11A cat person?
00:36:15Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:19I don't wanna talk about work tonight.
00:36:21I just wanna relax.
00:36:23Have a good time.
00:36:25You're beautiful, you know that.
00:36:29I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:31Now I'm not sure.
00:36:33We have nothing in common.
00:36:35Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:41The heck. I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:43Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:45Now I can have mine.
00:36:47Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:37:03What's going on?
00:37:05That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:37:09He's not.
00:37:10You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:37:12Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:13What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:15Back off, dude.
00:37:17Back off.
00:37:18Grubby little hipster.
00:37:19She's my fiance.
00:37:21So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:23Jake, I can explain.
00:37:25Let's go, let's go.
00:37:29I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:30I'm not Jake.
00:37:31This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:37:41And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:43I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:37:47You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:48Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:49Just an Italian American psycho.
00:37:50I'm not following you around.
00:37:51You know what?
00:37:52I get it.
00:37:53You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:54Me jealous?
00:37:55Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:56Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:37:57I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:37:58I have a name.
00:37:59I have a name.
00:38:00I have a name.
00:38:01I have a dog walker.
00:38:02I have a name.
00:38:03I have a dog walker.
00:38:04I have a name.
00:38:05I have a dog walker.
00:38:06I have a dog walker.
00:38:07I have a name.
00:38:08I have a dog walker.
00:38:09I have a dog walker.
00:38:10Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:12I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:15I have a name.
00:38:16Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:18That is an original.
00:38:19I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:22Oh, fine.
00:38:23I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:26I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:29You're treating me like shit.
00:38:32That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:33You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:35I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:36We signed a contract.
00:38:37Foreign arranged marriage.
00:38:39Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:43You are such a simpleton.
00:38:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:49Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:51I tried to get along with you.
00:38:52You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:54I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:56Right back at you.
00:38:58I fucking hate you.
00:39:00I fucking hate you more.
00:39:09Cause you did one, six.
00:39:10All right.
00:39:11That I're points to my finger.
00:39:12That's funny.
00:39:13Now we can make that over fain.
00:39:14And as in whatever, I did the job.
00:39:15Nothing was like that.
00:39:16The other way, my boss kept it my mind.
00:39:18He felt械 medal, but I thought what did he do?
00:39:19It was impossible to laugh now too.
00:39:20Fantastic.
00:39:21Each wedding has taught me something.
00:39:22Cool.
00:39:23If you do 100avat ini.
00:39:24As I said.
00:39:26Honestly.
00:39:27I don't want to stay.
00:39:28That man.
00:39:30I like this time.
00:40:01Uh, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:15Michelangelo?
00:40:19Dog Walker.
00:40:21Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:28Uh-huh. We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:32I know. We got too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:40:38Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:44I should get up too.
00:40:47Oh, my head.
00:40:49There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:40:52Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:54Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:41:00Well, you look great. Thanks.
00:41:03I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:41:09But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:41:15So... Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:20Wait. For the first time?
00:41:24Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:41:27Michelangelo. The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:41:32Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:37And... How was it?
00:41:40Well...
00:41:42Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:41:44Actually...
00:41:46It was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:49Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:54I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:56Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:59That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:42:01I don't get it.
00:42:03He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:42:06I feel like...
00:42:07Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:42:12You get the picture.
00:42:15Hey.
00:42:17Opposites attract.
00:42:19I mean...
00:42:20That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:23Because you're so different.
00:42:25Something like that.
00:42:29I don't know.
00:42:35Here it comes.
00:42:36Right on the schedule.
00:42:37The dog walker's in love with me.
00:42:40I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:42Weird.
00:42:43I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:45What was that about?
00:42:56Must be the hangover.
00:43:06Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:43:08Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:43:23Hey.
00:43:24Unfortunately, something came up.
00:43:25I...
00:43:26I can't make it tonight.
00:43:27Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:32And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:34Hey.
00:43:35Hi.
00:43:36We should talk.
00:43:37We should talk about Leslie.
00:43:38I...
00:43:39I...
00:43:40We should talk about Leslie.
00:43:41I...
00:43:42I'm not very good with words.
00:43:43Me neither.
00:43:44But...
00:43:45Last night I...
00:43:46Last night I...
00:43:47You don't have to say anything.
00:43:48We both know it was a mistake.
00:43:49And we can just go back to Haiti.
00:43:50I'm not very good with words.
00:43:51Me neither.
00:43:52But...
00:43:53Last night I...
00:43:54You don't have to say anything.
00:43:55We both know it was a mistake.
00:43:56And we can just go back to Haiti.
00:43:58Like nothing ever happened.
00:43:59I don't think you understand it.
00:44:00If you just listen to me for a second...
00:44:01Look I don't...
00:44:02You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:03I'm a big girl.
00:44:04I've had a one night stand on time.
00:44:06We're being a family.
00:44:07You don't have to worry about you.
00:44:08When I'm a big girl.
00:44:09I've had a one night stand on time.
00:44:10I'm not happy with your name or a big girl.
00:44:11Well, I'm a big girl.
00:44:12Let me see that I'm bad.
00:44:13I'm a big girl.
00:44:14I've had a one night stand on time.
00:44:15I'm looking for you.
00:44:16My mom.
00:44:17What girl are you looking for me?
00:44:18Oh look, what's this new?
00:44:19Well I'm not.
00:44:20listen to me for a second you don't have to worry about me catching feelings i'm a big girl i've
00:44:25had a one night stand before i've never been with someone like you before okay i get it i'm not one
00:44:32of your your models or your your d-list actresses you don't have to give me some big speech about
00:44:38letting me down easily i know that if you would take back last night that you would frankly so
00:44:43would i i mean you're driving me nuts you don't understand let's let's get some takeout and figure
00:44:49this thing out i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me wait did you just call me amelia
00:44:59what happened to dog walker i have a confession to make
00:45:07last night i don't know how i don't know why that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:45:14really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv
00:45:24but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:45:31you sound like you're reading a horoscope amelia please i know you felt it too
00:45:46amelia please don't act like you didn't feel it too
00:45:50amelia i felt it too so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day
00:46:02me too
00:46:13amelia
00:46:15amelia
00:46:17amelia
00:46:19amelia
00:46:21amelia
00:46:23amelia
00:46:25amelia
00:46:37so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots
00:46:43on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:47no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:46:52if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off
00:46:56espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:47:04you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:47:10thanks
00:47:10you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:47:19i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together
00:47:28why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:46oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:48oh hey royce
00:47:56jake
00:47:57how's it going
00:47:59good yeah
00:48:01look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:48:05i should have told you about michelangelo
00:48:08we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:48:13is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:48:17i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his
00:48:22woman
00:48:23well i am his woman
00:48:25he saw us together and he got jealous
00:48:28and i don't blame him
00:48:30oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dina volino
00:48:34i didn't mean a pride
00:48:37i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:39i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:41thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:48:44remember
00:48:46and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:49i thought we had a connection
00:48:51you're a cat person
00:48:53it never would have worked
00:48:56come on gucci let's go
00:48:57cats are awesome
00:49:05that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:49:11you think so
00:49:12oh
00:49:12maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing
00:49:16oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me
00:49:23gucci sure
00:49:24but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:49:28yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a romantic date at the dog park
00:49:33at the dog park
00:49:34mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:49:38now go get a lover boy
00:49:41so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:54you've never played fetch before
00:49:56it's my dad's dog not mine
00:50:02let me try
00:50:03that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:50:07do you ever get do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:17no no i like my work what's i like
00:50:24my work what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun what's the point of working
00:50:29if you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less
00:50:35if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:44fetch gucci
00:50:49i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:50:54what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:51:15but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:51:23you know that's awful for dogs right i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:51:33i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:36okay this is for us why don't you get us a corkscrew what else is in the back
00:51:44just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:48that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:52:09italy even though i've never been able to do it i've never been able to cook at all
00:52:13making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:52:16did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me
00:52:20tell me about her
00:52:22i never told a girl about my mom
00:52:26sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer
00:52:33but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:52:40she taught me everything i know about cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:49i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:52:55i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:53:06it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:53:16my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry
00:53:24i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:29i don't want to lose her too
00:53:33i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes i'll help you no no it's fine
00:53:40i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:46is it just the wine or am i really falling for him
00:53:56hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:54:15no thank you you need to have a morning medium i'm kind of in a rush okay well don't forget gucci
00:54:21how could i ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:54:29what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:32and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touché there you go okay bye bye
00:54:43love you love you too
00:54:44sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon uh talk about it later yeah
00:55:04okay okay could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:55:14oh look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh let's try
00:55:28oh yeah now here's uh here's mine just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:55:38come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got
00:55:44to talk about this uh this wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for
00:55:49an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold
00:55:56play right dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood bowl
00:56:02well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold play
00:56:07huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this what something wrong with amelia
00:56:15no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy wedding that's
00:56:24our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable wow i never thought of that
00:56:34you know you have a very good point yeah i'm very impressed you've never acted like this
00:56:41with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl sounds like you might
00:56:48be falling in love love yeah i don't know all right all right change the deal then i cancel the hollywood
00:57:02bowl all right and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play
00:57:09so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:29and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it
00:57:40i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my
00:57:47savings to cover that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be
00:57:54celebrating i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:58:05is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:58:14and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:58:21it's me i have to tell you something
00:58:31i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones it's
00:58:39the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:45actually he's not that bad i kind of like him
00:58:50yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need to get you out of there
00:58:56betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you heard what he did to that
00:59:07floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot he's not actually like
00:59:14the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:59:23if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him yeah meet him
00:59:34maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please me just
00:59:40give him a chance fine yes only one yes you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:54you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:59thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
01:00:05michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you
01:00:13mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
01:00:19have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
01:00:22it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis nice to finally meet you
01:00:46let's see so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
01:00:58how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
01:01:03were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
01:01:10that much on a drink 8.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff
01:01:21so who wants a drink
01:01:35you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:01:57so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:02:03you don't mind do you fire away so i know you two have been having your
01:02:12fun um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase
01:02:18wears off i don't think it's going to
01:02:23that's cute and all but what about a career are you going to support her
01:02:27or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get
01:02:33bored and this gets too serious let's see look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it
01:02:41we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything see michelangelo that's my point you
01:02:46two are getting married and you barely know each other we know now easy betsy i just think it's a
01:02:55bad idea getting married this soon and if you really cared about emilia you would give her the
01:03:01time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on your finger michelangelo you probably
01:03:07picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's no wonder emilia was so uptight when i met
01:03:11it she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to me like that emilia you started it
01:03:23why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interests no she's alone
01:03:30and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not been fair to
01:03:34me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and you're a frigid
01:03:39lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk to betsy like
01:03:44that that's my sister she just survived cancer that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside
01:03:51my own house this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me you know maybe she
01:03:57should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have spent more time
01:04:01getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told her she's my sister
01:04:07i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual agreement some kind
01:04:12of obligation it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you you love me don't listen
01:04:21to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the fuck up you know what maybe she was right
01:04:27i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:35we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:04:40happens when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but
01:04:50he did the right thing you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have
01:05:00said that we can talk about it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico
01:05:07by dawn lay low for a bit mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino
01:05:15lovinos or worse i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the
01:05:22contract it's not like i told the media you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should
01:05:31listen to more true kind podcast get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know
01:05:42michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other way see he could have a sniper on us
01:05:53it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:06:12oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:06:19i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:06:28you make me sick i make me sick
01:06:41nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:46okay let's get this over with
01:06:57is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry jantel i thought i wanted this
01:07:07but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:07:17amelia broke up with me
01:07:18it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:28never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:07:32fucking devastated
01:07:49amelia
01:07:50oh hi dad gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:08:05romulus
01:08:05what oh wait well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house
01:08:14and there all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't
01:08:19come back well we can help you find him yeah right oh good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap
01:08:31just come on
01:08:35gucci gucci gucci
01:08:37gucci hey hey where's michelangelo huh i thought you're both together why isn't he here with you
01:08:42oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:08:47where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:08:53this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this
01:08:59for shiro yeah that's it give me the urk
01:09:17gucci
01:09:17he's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long
01:09:29we're never gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking
01:09:34he'll turn up in a few minutes see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though
01:09:41and expect to see this side of him he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now
01:09:51they didn't say that
01:09:54gucci
01:09:58gucci my boy's back
01:10:01gucci
01:10:09okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:10:19i might have possibly misjudged you a little
01:10:28it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story
01:10:36amelia can we talk
01:10:42please
01:10:45amelia can we talk
01:10:50please okay
01:10:58amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:11:05i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:11:14i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:11:18thanks for saying that i needed to hear that and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:29you're not one i'm still learning new things about you most of them are good
01:11:37i'm happy we signed the contract i'm not
01:11:41you're not
01:11:44you're not what do you mean
01:11:48amelia this might sound crazy but i meant it when i said that i love you
01:11:55and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:12:01i want to know that our love is real
01:12:02dad what is this son i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:12:12why son because i want to ask her to marry me
01:12:17and not because of some legal obligation but because she wants to
01:12:24consider our contracts null and void
01:12:38amelia what will it be
01:12:44will you marry me
01:12:48will you marry me
01:12:49yes i'll marry you
01:13:08you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:13:12and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:13:13look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:13:20all right all right you two that's enough all right we spent this whole night together
01:13:26come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:13:31hopefully it's not too rich for you i think i can get used to it and then we can all discuss
01:13:37the wedding all right i want to hear from everybody involved especially uh coldplay
01:13:43we're not getting coldplay dad it was worth a try
01:13:58and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:14:15uh amelia
01:14:21even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together i've learned so much from you in
01:14:30such a short amount of time and not just about dogs i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:14:37i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year and
01:14:50in return i promise
01:14:54to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:15:01i amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear i love you so much
01:15:13i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've
01:15:27helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope
01:15:32to do more of on our honeymoon in italy and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a
01:15:42lifetime in a good way i know your mom would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo i love you
01:15:50with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband
01:15:57and wife you may kiss your bride
01:16:08thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker it's crazy you know given my sister
01:16:18but i've always been more of a cat person me too
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