- 5 months ago
Situationship With My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane. What are you doing here?
00:00:15Beth, you set me up. You stay away from me. You're insane.
00:00:22I can't let you ruin my wedding, Ms. Leanne. You and Asher, or you're a great couple?
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne. But you've got to go.
00:00:38They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome. We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:05Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby. You were the best. You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:21Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:25Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:32So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:40This isn't working out. Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:47What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:49I mean I'm breaking up with you. This isn't working out.
00:01:52But...
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:04What am I doing?
00:02:05So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle. That's an okra. Like, seriously?
00:02:20So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother. I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:27How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're... Just excuse me for a moment. Be right back.
00:02:37So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. Uh, I'll be right back.
00:03:00Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my God.
00:03:05Oh my God.
00:03:06Oh my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:10Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12Hey.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Can I grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22Oh my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:26A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Hey.
00:04:41We're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want a nerve-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:45Sex ruins everything.
00:04:46Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:47Hmm.
00:04:48I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:49You're not your wingman.
00:04:50You're not your wingman.
00:04:51You're not your wingman.
00:04:52You're not your wingman.
00:04:54Who?
00:04:55Let me go.
00:04:56You're not your wingman.
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:58I'm your wingman.
00:05:03Dude.
00:05:04I don't know.
00:05:34I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:53Stop.
00:05:58I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:04Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:34I'm sorry.
00:06:40I'm sorry.
00:06:40I'm sorry.
00:06:42Oh, my God.
00:07:12Let's do that again.
00:07:42Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:52What am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:05Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:09No.
00:08:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:13Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:17Because.
00:08:18Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:45And know what you do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:59Okay.
00:09:00Sold.
00:09:03Plenty of benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello, ladies.
00:09:41Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:49We know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:55He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:04He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:08I've been busy since college.
00:10:10Clearly.
00:10:11Listen.
00:10:13I gotta run, but...
00:10:14Talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:18Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:19You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:25What's this?
00:10:38I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:41A contract?
00:10:42It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:46Article 1.
00:10:47Nobody knows.
00:10:49It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:51Good point.
00:10:51Article 2.
00:10:53We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Article 3.
00:11:00Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:02Agreed.
00:11:04Article 4.
00:11:07No lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:11Article 5.
00:11:14Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally...
00:11:31Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:38Let's eat.
00:11:49Let's eat.
00:11:49Let's eat.
00:12:49Stop it.
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:01Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:04A real one.
00:13:06No.
00:13:11What?
00:13:12I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:18No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:28Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:30Come on.
00:13:45Friends first?
00:13:52Friends first.
00:13:54So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:06He asked me out.
00:14:22He asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth.
00:14:24Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:31Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:37Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:41Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46I'm getting a money-penny ready for the big plate.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:15:02Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um.
00:15:11He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Oh, hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:29Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date?
00:15:32I can't do that.
00:15:33If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:35he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:38Marry?
00:15:39You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:54No.
00:15:55No, no, no.
00:15:55Never.
00:15:56He's...
00:15:56We're...
00:15:58We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:01By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:06Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:07It's super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21Cool.
00:16:21Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:23my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:32Where was the school?
00:16:34Um, I...
00:16:36Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:49That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:55I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:06So, that would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19What is it?
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:25Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Where are we?
00:17:34Oh.
00:17:34Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:45I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, it...
00:17:47That's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:03Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:14Breath?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:17We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you...
00:18:23Jealous?
00:18:25No.
00:18:26Did you, um...
00:18:31Did you sleep together?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:39Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Oh, God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:45Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:49Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:04I'm never getting married.
00:19:06I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:19Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24Mm-mm.
00:19:24It's not fudge.
00:19:25It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:31That was rude.
00:19:36That was rude.
00:19:55Leanne Lamont.
00:20:07You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:23Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friendship first.
00:20:43Leanne Lamont.
00:20:53Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:15I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:20Hang on.
00:21:23You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:30Hey.
00:21:31What are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh.
00:21:34Oh.
00:21:34I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:43Well.
00:21:44See you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:21:56That was fun.
00:22:07Yeah.
00:22:07Was that fun?
00:22:08Or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You got to watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:21No.
00:22:21That's not what I'm saying.
00:22:22Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No.
00:22:29I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:31We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay.
00:22:38I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah.
00:22:47Fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:22That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46Had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric.
00:23:51Yes.
00:23:56They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:18Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:26Friends forever.
00:24:29Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:36Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Someone's on a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just, I'm just so happy.
00:25:01You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:40Oh, no.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:25:58Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it attic?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:26Yeah, you never know.
00:26:28Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38This is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:42You have a nice long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:49And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:55And this is your love line.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:09You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:34Great idea.
00:27:36I love you.
00:27:46Oh, boy.
00:27:47I'm sorry.
00:27:48I'm sorry.
00:27:52That's what it's going to happen.
00:27:53It's going to happen.
00:27:54It's how long we lose.
00:27:55Oh, my God.
00:28:25Hmm, looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:30Do you have a key?
00:28:35Hold on a second.
00:28:41Oh, nice trick.
00:29:03Right?
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:09Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello?
00:29:14Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:17I brought the dough.
00:29:30That's...
00:29:33How could you?
00:29:38Beth!
00:29:39Wait, Beth!
00:29:40Oh, fuck.
00:29:41What have I done?
00:29:43What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:46Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:47Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:48I'm leaving.
00:29:49I'm getting dressed.
00:29:50I'm going.
00:29:51I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:52I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:53You didn't do anything.
00:29:54It was me.
00:29:55I fucked up.
00:29:56You said it wasn't serious.
00:29:57It wasn't.
00:29:58It isn't.
00:29:59It doesn't matter.
00:30:00I fucked up.
00:30:01Whatever it is, it was.
00:30:02I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:03I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:28Yeah.
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:35Hunt's first?
00:30:41Hunt's first.
00:30:56Hey, Beth.
00:30:58Go away.
00:31:04I need to talk to you.
00:31:07I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:10You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:14No, no.
00:31:15It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:16It was a stupid game.
00:31:17Friends with benefits.
00:31:18But it's over now, okay?
00:31:19I promise.
00:31:28Do you love her?
00:31:29Of course not.
00:31:30Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:34Really?
00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:39You and me.
00:31:40Please, give me another chance.
00:31:44Give me another chance.
00:31:51I suppose.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:57Hey.
00:31:58Hey.
00:31:59Hey.
00:32:00Hey.
00:32:01Hey.
00:32:02Hey.
00:32:03Hey.
00:32:07Hey.
00:32:08Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:15I'm so confused.
00:32:17Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric!
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:29I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:32I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:38Asher? Asher, it's me.
00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on? Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:50Call me!
00:33:03Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away,
00:33:06but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:10If you ever want to be friends again,
00:33:12you know where to find me.
00:33:13It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:36Hey, Eric.
00:33:39Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night,
00:33:44and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher? Asher, where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:50I know you're with her!
00:33:52You lied to me!
00:33:55Okay, miss you.
00:33:57Call me, bye!
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:07Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:10and spend some time with you,
00:34:12but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:16I'll call you when I can.
00:34:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:46Slow down.
00:34:52To love.
00:34:55Wait.
00:34:58Love sucks.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:03I think we've had enough.
00:35:07How about we head back to the mud?
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00:35:43A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:36:13I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:18Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:21You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:23No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:25Is it Leanne?
00:36:26I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:32I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:34Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:13You know what's the way she would never do before?
00:37:14She would never do something.
00:37:15That's an easy thing.
00:37:16Which is the secret.
00:37:18Oh wow!
00:37:19Yeah.
00:37:20I'm sorry.
00:37:21I'm sorry.
00:38:38What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:41Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:43Hey.
00:38:45Your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:49Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:52She can handle herself.
00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:56Asher.
00:38:57Look at the loser.
00:38:59So embarrassing.
00:39:03Fucking prick.
00:39:04Come here.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:09Come on.
00:39:11Come on.
00:39:13Come on.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:17Come on.
00:39:18Come on.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:22Come on.
00:39:23Come on.
00:39:24Come on.
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:26Come on.
00:39:27Come on.
00:39:28Come on.
00:39:29Come on.
00:39:30Come on.
00:39:31Come on.
00:39:32Come on.
00:40:33You went out like six times?
00:40:36You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:38Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:42I'm so sorry.
00:40:43I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:46You're fired.
00:40:48You can't fire me.
00:40:49I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:53I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:54You can't.
00:40:55She'll sue.
00:40:56Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:02And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:08Shit.
00:41:24Shit.
00:41:25Shit.
00:41:26Shit.
00:41:31I don't know.
00:42:01I don't know.
00:42:31I don't know.
00:43:00How about a hotel this time?
00:43:05We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:11Love, our friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:16XO, XO.
00:43:18When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:27I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:30Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:32I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:35You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:42I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:44I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:46Eric, why would I cheat on you?
00:43:49You're my lover.
00:43:50You're my best friend.
00:43:52Lear, yeah.
00:43:55I am not a cheater.
00:43:58I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:02I do.
00:44:08I do.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:38I will, I will, I will!
00:44:59Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:03Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:08Please, don't marry him. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:19I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:24A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:38I love you.
00:45:50Sit your Uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:53I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:57Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:00Oh my god.
00:46:02Hello? Did you get my messages? You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doormoon. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:30Sure. Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:00You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:10Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:22Wait, what?
00:47:24Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:31Who's the source?
00:47:33Oh my God. Why would she do this?
00:47:40Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:43No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:45You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend. But she'd never speak to me again.
00:47:53So I'm stuck with you. Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:01It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades. You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you. So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:12Asher?
00:48:23You bitch.
00:48:24What?
00:48:25You jealous bitch.
00:48:27What are you doing? What are you-
00:48:29I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:34Honey?
00:48:35What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:40Well, job well done.
00:48:42Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:44Stay away from me.
00:48:46Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:50We are not friends.
00:48:52Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:55Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:05You are dead to me.
00:49:10I'm a lost baby.
00:49:12You are dead to me.
00:49:14I'm clean to you.
00:49:22Oh.
00:49:24I was in foul-
00:49:26I was refugees that I could return home.
00:49:28Relax to me.
00:49:29You'll be loved me.
00:49:30I was возмued life since I was completely empared.
00:49:33You��endium who ran out the всем do us?
00:49:34Hey, did you?
00:49:35My hope was so cold.
00:49:36I was потер persists.
00:52:07Oh, my God, this is crazy.
00:52:12I didn't write this.
00:52:18Heliotrope purple.
00:52:19It was Beth.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:31It was Beth.
00:52:32She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:52:39Huntington's had her day.
00:52:41I have to warn him.
00:52:44Come on, come on.
00:52:45Sure.
00:52:45Come on.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:47Come on.
00:52:55Shit.
00:52:55He blocked me?
00:52:56Beth.
00:52:57Beth?
00:53:10Yes?
00:53:40No, no, no, no, no.
00:54:10Oh my God.
00:54:29She's insane.
00:54:31What are you doing here?
00:54:35Beth, you set me up.
00:54:40You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:43I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:48And I won.
00:54:51You stay away from me.
00:54:53You're insane.
00:54:58I'll scream.
00:54:59Nobody will hear you.
00:55:06Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:09Leanne.
00:55:10I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:15I promise, Beth.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:23He loves you.
00:55:26Why don't I just go away?
00:55:29I'll move.
00:55:31I'll quit my job.
00:55:32Just please, Beth.
00:55:36Don't hurt me.
00:55:38Okay?
00:55:39I'm sorry.
00:55:40I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:43But you've got to go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:55But you've got to go.
00:55:56No!
00:55:57No!
00:55:58I can't.
00:56:21No!
00:56:21I can't.
00:56:23I can't.
00:56:24Oh, my God.
00:56:54Don't bother.
00:57:13That pipe's in there good.
00:57:15You're not going anywhere.
00:57:18You're crazy.
00:57:21You're never getting away with this.
00:57:23Oh, but I will.
00:57:24See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:26And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:28And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:41You bitch.
00:57:42You bitch!
00:57:44Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:51Toodles!
00:57:52Oh, my God.
00:58:06Oh, my God.
00:58:14Oh, my God.
00:58:14Oh, my God.
00:58:17Oh, my God.
00:58:47Oh, my God.
00:59:17Oh, my God.
00:59:47Oh, my God.
01:00:17To join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:22What are you doing here?
01:00:23Keep going fast.
01:00:24What's going on, Beth?
01:00:26Security, take this woman away.
01:00:29She's clearly deranged.
01:00:30Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:32We are gathered here today.
01:00:33Let's go finish it.
01:00:34Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42That's completely absurd.
01:00:47Is this true?
01:00:48Oh, she's crazy.
01:00:49Security!
01:00:51She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:58Oh, Asher, you love me.
01:01:00We're getting married today.
01:01:01Go, go, go!
01:01:02Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:06You're ruining everything!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:14You're ruining everything!
01:01:16Beth, how could you?
01:01:19I did it for you, baby.
01:01:20For us.
01:01:21Get off me!
01:01:26I will kill you.
01:01:28I will kill you!
01:01:30Just...
01:01:30Get off me!
01:01:33Get off me!
01:01:34Hey!
01:01:34No!
01:01:36Asher.
01:01:38No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:40I...
01:01:41Beth, I'll do it!
01:01:42Take me!
01:01:42Asher, I'll give you a lot of you, honey, Clyde!
01:01:47Hey.
01:01:49You okay?
01:01:51Yeah, I think so.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55Okay.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57God!
01:01:58Someone grab a chair.
01:02:02You okay?
01:02:04Yeah, I think so.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:08Good.
01:02:09God!
01:02:10Someone grab a chair.
01:02:16Babe.
01:02:17Hey.
01:02:18Wake up, babe.
01:02:20Baby, wake up.
01:02:21Baby.
01:02:22Hey, wake up.
01:02:23Wake up, baby.
01:02:25Leanne.
01:02:26Oh.
01:02:27Asher.
01:02:28Yes, it's me.
01:02:30And it's all over.
01:02:37I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:38I'm more sorry.
01:02:40You saved me.
01:02:41You're my hero.
01:02:48Sure, I love you.
01:02:51I love you, Leanne.
01:02:58Let me help you.
01:02:59Come on.
01:03:00Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:18Will you marry me?
01:03:20Um, come on.
01:03:30I know.
01:03:31I know, come on.
01:03:32But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:35But sometimes, it makes everything better.
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