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00:00:01It's me, Elliot Mabano.
00:00:03We've been communicating over text message.
00:00:05I'm the graduate assistant here.
00:00:06Yes, hi, Elliot.
00:00:07Welcome to Carbondale, or I guess welcome back, right?
00:00:11Because you went here, right?
00:00:12Obviously, that's why you're here.
00:00:14Yeah.
00:00:15I'm here for whatever you need this weekend.
00:00:18Tour guide, chauffeur, general companionship,
00:00:20and I have your itinerary printed out right here.
00:00:23Oh, great, great.
00:00:24I'm a big fan of yours.
00:00:26I bought your book.
00:00:28I haven't read it yet, but I will.
00:00:30Oh, cool, thanks for buying it.
00:00:31I thought it would be awkward if I did it.
00:00:34Yeah, yeah, I guess.
00:00:35Oh, this is me?
00:00:36I, um, I'm going to take you to the bed and breakfast first,
00:00:39if that's okay.
00:00:40Sure.
00:00:40Great, great.
00:00:46Oh, thank you.
00:00:48I got it.
00:00:49Don't try it.
00:00:49Yeah.
00:00:51You good?
00:00:52Yes.
00:01:00Oh, man.
00:01:24That was my old house.
00:01:28Yeah?
00:01:39I kind of remember this place.
00:01:41Yeah.
00:01:42I got it.
00:01:56Okay.
00:01:58You're here.
00:02:01Come on.
00:02:01I'll show you your room.
00:02:02Wow.
00:02:12This place is perfect.
00:02:14Fresh towels in the bathroom.
00:02:16It's an extra blanket in case you get cold.
00:02:19Breakfast at 9 a.m.
00:02:20Oh, wow.
00:02:21I didn't expect there to actually be breakfast.
00:02:23I'm not really a breakfast person.
00:02:25What did you think bed and breakfast meant?
00:02:29I thought it was more like an Airbnb.
00:02:34Here are your keys.
00:02:35It's the only set you're going to get,
00:02:37so you better wear them around your neck.
00:02:38Got it.
00:02:46Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:02:49I'll be back in a little bit to pick you up for the reading.
00:02:53Unless you want me to stay.
00:02:55Oh, no.
00:02:57I'm fine.
00:02:58Of course.
00:02:59Thank you so much, Elliot.
00:03:01Bye.
00:03:05Oh, my gosh.
00:03:13Hey, you're wearing the same blazer.
00:03:17Yeah.
00:03:20Ready?
00:03:25And here we are.
00:03:33Oh, wow.
00:03:36Okay.
00:03:38I'm going to go sit up closer.
00:03:40Hello.
00:03:41David.
00:03:41Wow.
00:03:42Hi.
00:03:43Welcome back.
00:03:45It's great to see you.
00:03:46It was good to see you.
00:03:47Thank you for having me.
00:03:48I was so excited to hear you're still teaching.
00:03:50Yeah, I'm still at it.
00:03:51Hopefully, I'm better at this whole professor thing than when you were in my class.
00:03:55Come on.
00:03:55You blew everyone away that first year.
00:03:57You were this young writer who came out of nowhere.
00:04:00You were so enthusiastic.
00:04:01Well, I'm older now, but thanks, Kate.
00:04:03There's such a big compliment.
00:04:05Hi.
00:04:06Hi.
00:04:07Oh, hey, Alexis.
00:04:08Okay.
00:04:09This is my wife, Alexis.
00:04:12You have a wife.
00:04:13I do.
00:04:14I got one about five years ago.
00:04:17Well, it is so nice to meet you.
00:04:19So nice to meet you.
00:04:20David talks about you all the time.
00:04:22Oh, really?
00:04:23No, not all the time.
00:04:25Not all the time.
00:04:27Hello, everyone.
00:04:28We're about to get started.
00:04:29I'm going to go find a seat.
00:04:30Nice to meet you.
00:04:32Nice to meet you.
00:04:33Not all the time.
00:04:35Good thing to say.
00:04:37My name is April Havaini.
00:04:39I'm this year's student editor of the Crab Orchard Review, our literary magazine.
00:04:46Okay, let's go drink later, yeah?
00:04:49Yeah.
00:04:49I'm so excited to welcome you all to the last secret secret.
00:04:52I love this, by the way.
00:04:54Very cool.
00:04:55Professor David Kirkpatrick will be introducing tonight's author.
00:04:57Please welcome Professor Kirkpatrick.
00:05:03Well, and everyone, a big thanks, April, for organizing this evening.
00:05:09I mean, applause.
00:05:10Yeah, un-applaud.
00:05:12Tonight's author comes to us all the way from Chicago and has just published her first novel.
00:05:18She also happens to be one of my former students, although I do seem to remember you falling
00:05:25asleep during one of my lectures, Kate.
00:05:27Bleh!
00:05:27And now we have the pleasure of hearing an excerpt from her novel, Seasons Past.
00:05:36Please welcome Kate Conklin.
00:05:38Well, thank you, everyone.
00:05:51It is such a pleasure to be back here.
00:05:55And I'm so excited to share my book with you.
00:05:58It just came out.
00:05:59Oh, thank you.
00:06:03Yeah, I'm pretty proud of it, even though I don't love the cover.
00:06:10But anyway, let's get into it.
00:06:13Okay.
00:06:14All right.
00:06:14Okay.
00:06:16But this morning felt different.
00:06:20The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before.
00:06:24Oh, wait, sorry, just for context, this is when the main character, Calvin, meets his love
00:06:30interest, Willoughby.
00:06:33But this morning felt different.
00:06:36The clouds seemed to be moving faster than he had ever noticed before, faster than he thought
00:06:41maybe he'd ever seen.
00:06:43And the sun was so bright that as he walked along the familiar shore, it felt as though he
00:06:49was walking under a strobe light, pulsing almost as often as the cold waves licked his toes.
00:06:56And just then, as he took note of all that, he started out toward the mossy rock and found
00:07:04that it was occupied.
00:07:10Yeah!
00:07:11The students adored you.
00:07:13Shut up.
00:07:14I will not shut up, and I will never shut up.
00:07:17I was surprised I weren't asking for autographs.
00:07:19Well, a few of them did ask for my personal emails.
00:07:22Oh, wow, your personal email address.
00:07:25Even better.
00:07:29Alexis didn't like it.
00:07:32That's not true.
00:07:33She's become quite the critic since marrying me.
00:07:37Come on, Alice.
00:07:38That's fine.
00:07:38I can handle it.
00:07:39It's good to hear criticism.
00:07:41I just had a hard time connecting, is all I said.
00:07:45Oh, it's okay.
00:07:47It's not for everyone.
00:07:51I thought it was fantastic.
00:07:54Well, on that awkward note, I'm going to use the restroom.
00:07:58No, it's okay.
00:08:00I actually just have to go.
00:08:04Asshole.
00:08:09Well, that's just a cute little name she has for me.
00:08:16Oh.
00:08:16For when you're being an asshole.
00:08:17For when I'm being an asshole.
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:21So, what's next for you, Ms. Conklin?
00:08:25Tell me all of your plans.
00:08:26Oh.
00:08:27Uh, well, I'm in sort of limbo right now.
00:08:32I'm writing some.
00:08:33Good.
00:08:35How's your book doing?
00:08:36Um, well, not as good as I would have hoped.
00:08:42I guess the sales are sort of low.
00:08:43Well, I canceled my book tour.
00:08:47Well, I'm glad we got you down here, then.
00:08:51Yeah, me too.
00:08:55Listen, Kate, I wanted to ask you something.
00:08:58Um, what would you think about teaching here?
00:09:04Teaching here?
00:09:05Teaching here.
00:09:07Teaching here.
00:09:08Mm-hmm.
00:09:08Um, we just formed a search committee to hire someone for the fall, and I immediately thought
00:09:14of you.
00:09:15Oh, um, well, I don't even have an MFA.
00:09:18That's something I think the committee could look past for a published alum.
00:09:27It would be nice to have you here again, Kate.
00:09:29Hi, thank you again.
00:09:56Shit.
00:09:59Oh, my God.
00:10:28I'm so sorry.
00:10:31I did not mean to wake you up.
00:10:33I, I can't find my keys.
00:10:36I did have it around my neck, but I'm going to be honest, it was a little embarrassing,
00:10:40so I put it in my bag, and now I, I will, I, I will pay for more keys.
00:10:44I am so sorry.
00:10:50Okay.
00:10:50What up?
00:11:01Laura, guess where I am.
00:11:04Where?
00:11:04In Carbondale.
00:11:06On your book tour?
00:11:08Uh, not exactly.
00:11:10David Kirkpatrick brought me down to do a reading.
00:11:13Whoa, I haven't thought about that dude in a while.
00:11:17Remember how he used to be so into you?
00:11:18He was not.
00:11:19He's married now.
00:11:21Also, the point is, I'm in Carbondale.
00:11:23Wow, Carbondale.
00:11:26That's wild.
00:11:27And I'm staying at that bed and breakfast on our old street.
00:11:31Does it still smell like weed?
00:11:33Yes!
00:11:34Oh, my God, I love it here.
00:11:37I forgot how cozy this place is.
00:11:41Oh, my God.
00:11:42I am standing right in front of our old house.
00:11:45Man, I loved that house.
00:11:47We had all those, like, little Tibetan prayer flags everywhere.
00:11:50Actually, I'm realizing now that that was probably some fucked up cultural appropriation.
00:11:55Okay, I love you.
00:11:56I gotta go, okay?
00:11:57Goodbye?
00:11:57Okay, send me a pick of the house.
00:11:58Okay, I will.
00:11:59Bye, bye.
00:11:59This is Michael's voicemail.
00:12:04I won't listen to it, but I'll see that you called.
00:12:07Hey, Michael.
00:12:09It's Kate.
00:12:10I just missed a call from you.
00:12:13I don't know if you're calling to get together or whatever, but I'm actually out of town on my book tour.
00:12:21So maybe we could get a drink when I'm back in town, right?
00:12:24Okay, so give me a call back.
00:12:26Okay, bye.
00:12:29Hey.
00:12:41Oh, hi.
00:12:44Um, sorry.
00:12:45I used to live here.
00:12:47Aren't you the visiting author?
00:12:50Yeah, I'm Kate.
00:12:51Hi.
00:12:52Hi.
00:12:52I'm staying right across the street.
00:12:55Cool.
00:12:55Cool, yeah.
00:12:56I'm Animal.
00:12:56Did you want to see the whole place?
00:13:01Yes.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:06That's Hugo.
00:13:09Hey.
00:13:10Hi.
00:13:11Kate used to live here.
00:13:13Really?
00:13:13Like 15 years ago.
00:13:16Now she's like a super successful author.
00:13:19Cool.
00:13:19Well, I wouldn't say super.
00:13:22You wrote a book.
00:13:24She has a book.
00:13:25Hey, did they used to call this the writer's retreat back then?
00:13:27Do you guys still call it the writer's retreat?
00:13:30I named it the writer's retreat.
00:13:32Seriously?
00:13:33Yes.
00:13:34We were all creative writing majors.
00:13:36Man.
00:13:37You're like our forefathers.
00:13:41That's tall Brandon.
00:13:42Can I see my old room?
00:13:49I put those stars up there.
00:13:51Wow.
00:13:53I look at those.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55I used to look at them too.
00:14:01Man, I feel so far away from the person I was when I lived in this room.
00:14:06I can't wait to feel far away from this room.
00:14:09I remember that feeling too.
00:14:10Now you're back.
00:14:13Yes.
00:14:13I'm back at college.
00:14:16Do you know Professor Kirkpatrick?
00:14:18He's the one who invited me here.
00:14:19I don't have him, but my girlfriend's in his class.
00:14:22Oh.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:22He's incredible.
00:14:24I mean, he's pretty much the reason I'm a writer.
00:14:26Yeah.
00:14:27No, everyone seems to really like him.
00:14:30Hey.
00:14:34Do you still want to get the kegs?
00:14:37Well, Brandon, you want to maybe put some clothes on?
00:14:40I'm not fully dry yet.
00:14:46We're having a party tonight.
00:14:49We used to have incredible parties here.
00:14:51You should come.
00:14:53Yeah, maybe.
00:14:54Chris lunged at me with unimaginable speed
00:15:21and plunged his sword past my third arm,
00:15:25directly...
00:15:25Carry on, Motley.
00:15:27You're doing great.
00:15:29...directly into my heart.
00:15:31Strangely, as I began bleeding to death in the middle of the park,
00:15:34all I could think about was whether this was the fastest
00:15:37that anyone had ever died in sword combat.
00:15:40I was torn about it.
00:15:41On the one hand, it didn't seem like anyone could have ever died faster,
00:15:44but then again, whenever you think something like that,
00:15:46there's always someone ready to defy your expectation.
00:15:49Oh, wow.
00:15:50Well, much improved.
00:15:52Much improved.
00:15:53Okay, Mal, I have one small, small note.
00:15:55I think you know what it is.
00:15:56I want you to chop off the beginning.
00:15:59First page, gone.
00:16:01Okay.
00:16:01Yeah.
00:16:02I know it's difficult, but we should just be in it.
00:16:05Yeah, thank you.
00:16:06Be in it already.
00:16:07All right, so you may have noticed that we have a visitor.
00:16:12Some of you were in a reading last night,
00:16:14and for those of you who were not, this is Kate Conkler.
00:16:18It may interest you to know that long ago in ancient history,
00:16:22Kate was in my very first class ever as a professor.
00:16:25And I think that year, I was younger than you are now,
00:16:29if you can believe it.
00:16:30I can't.
00:16:31No, it does seem unbelievable.
00:16:33All right, well, Miss Conklin is here to observe,
00:16:35so let's give her something to observe.
00:16:36Who's up next?
00:16:38I'll go.
00:16:39April, fantastic.
00:16:51This is called duvet.
00:16:55I imagine you stepping into this dream,
00:16:58wearing your own body and saying,
00:17:00what the fuck?
00:17:01Like you already know what the fuck.
00:17:05I don't mean to sound crass,
00:17:06but where your teeth meet my flesh is a pressure point.
00:17:09I go limp when out buying groceries.
00:17:14The burning orange chicken in your beard smells like a pesticide,
00:17:18and it kills me.
00:17:21Tired now, I unbutton your skin and slip inside,
00:17:25where everything is white,
00:17:27and only I exist.
00:17:29I haven't lost a bunch of library books,
00:17:37and I didn't know if that would affect my grade.
00:17:40Um, there's something you'd like to talk, um,
00:17:43about with the library.
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:46Okay.
00:17:47Thanks for coming.
00:17:48Did you enjoy it?
00:17:49Oh, oh my gosh, yeah, I loved it.
00:17:52Okay, well, um,
00:17:54it's actually my office hours now,
00:17:56so I can't hang out, but, um...
00:17:58Oh, yeah, of course.
00:18:00But I was thinking,
00:18:02uh, perhaps we could get dinner tomorrow.
00:18:04Yes.
00:18:05Okay, great.
00:18:06Yeah, with Alexis?
00:18:08Oh.
00:18:10Uh, no, she...
00:18:11She'll be out of town.
00:18:13Oh.
00:18:13In Kentucky.
00:18:14Bummer.
00:18:15Visiting her sister.
00:18:16Cool.
00:18:17Yeah, but you and me, yeah?
00:18:19Yeah.
00:18:20Thank you again for having me.
00:18:22Thank you for being happy.
00:18:23Sorry.
00:18:27It's inappropriate, kindly.
00:18:29No, sorry.
00:18:30I'm not allowed to say that.
00:18:31I think it would be more right,
00:18:32but I'll see you for her.
00:18:33Yes.
00:18:34Yeah, good, good.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:36Oh, that's your turn.
00:18:38They were born.
00:18:49Bye.
00:18:51Bye.
00:18:52Bye.
00:18:53Okay, Conklin.
00:19:03It's me.
00:19:04It's Brad.
00:19:04Brad.
00:19:06Oh, my God.
00:19:07Bradley Cooper.
00:19:08Hi.
00:19:09Oh.
00:19:11You're like a man now.
00:19:13Thanks.
00:19:14Thank you, too.
00:19:14I mean, a woman, I mean.
00:19:16Wow.
00:19:18Bradley Cooper.
00:19:20Crazy.
00:19:20It's been so long.
00:19:21Yeah, I actually just go by Brad now.
00:19:24Really?
00:19:25Yeah.
00:19:27So, what are you doing here?
00:19:29Oh, right.
00:19:30Oh, I'm just in town for a few days.
00:19:31The university brought me down to do a reading from my new book.
00:19:35No way.
00:19:36So, you actually became a writer?
00:19:37That's so cool.
00:19:38Yeah, I guess it is.
00:19:43Oh, my God.
00:19:49What fun thing are you doing right now?
00:19:50You're never going to fucking believe who I'm getting drinks with.
00:19:54Who?
00:19:55Bradley Cooper.
00:19:56From Smith Hall.
00:19:58Yes.
00:19:59Except for he's, like, really cool now.
00:20:01Do you remember when we saw him crying?
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:05Yes.
00:20:05In the Jimmy Johns.
00:20:07You should sneak me a pic of him.
00:20:08No.
00:20:09I'm not doing that.
00:20:10Come on.
00:20:11I want to see him.
00:20:12No, you always make me do that, and I always get caught.
00:20:15I want to see him, Kate.
00:20:17Come on.
00:20:18No.
00:20:18Kate.
00:20:19No, I'm not doing it.
00:20:19Not doing it.
00:20:20Not doing it.
00:20:21I've got to go.
00:20:21I'm here.
00:20:21I love you.
00:20:22Goodbye.
00:20:22I've got to go.
00:20:23I love you.
00:20:28I've got a picture of beer coming.
00:20:30I hope that's okay.
00:20:31I took the liberty of choosing.
00:20:32Oh, yeah, that's fine.
00:20:35Sorry.
00:20:35This is a work thing.
00:20:36I have to answer this real quick.
00:20:38I'm sorry.
00:20:42Oh, what was that?
00:20:50Oh, God.
00:20:51My phone just keeps flashing.
00:20:54Oh, weird.
00:20:55Yeah.
00:20:57I'm so glad that you came.
00:21:01This is weird, but I used to jerk off to you in college.
00:21:06Really?
00:21:08Yes.
00:21:08Like, you were my number one.
00:21:10Number one jerk off.
00:21:12Wow.
00:21:14Yeah, and then when I saw you today, I just all came rushing back, and I was like, oh, my God.
00:21:19I forgot about that girl.
00:21:22Totally.
00:21:23Sorry.
00:21:24That took forever.
00:21:25The bartender was so slow.
00:21:27Oh, that's okay.
00:21:28Do we order food with you or up at the bar?
00:21:31Oh, no.
00:21:32I don't work here.
00:21:34Oh, yeah.
00:21:34No, Kate, this is my friend Rachel.
00:21:36She's my old friend.
00:21:37Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:21:38Oh, it's great.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:42So, were you already here?
00:21:45Mm-hmm.
00:21:46Brad invited me.
00:21:48Yeah, I thought we could all hang out together.
00:21:52Totally.
00:21:55Okay.
00:21:55Now, babe?
00:21:56Oh, it's weed.
00:21:58No, I'm good.
00:21:59Oh, come on.
00:22:00You just press the button.
00:22:01Yeah, press the button.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:03So, what's your book you wrote?
00:22:05Oh, yeah.
00:22:05Tell us about it.
00:22:06Oh, yeah.
00:22:07Oh.
00:22:07So, it takes place in New England on this island off the coast of Connecticut called Manchester Island.
00:22:14And the main character is this guy called Calvin, and he's really wealthy, but he has this, like, really strained relationship with his parents because he's adopted, and he's always felt out of place, you know?
00:22:26And, um, so, okay, so anyway, every day he goes for a walk, and he sits on this really specific rock, and then one day he goes there, and there's this woman there, and he's never seen her before, but she's beautiful, and she's wild, and she...
00:22:39Do they fuck?
00:22:40They actually don't.
00:22:43He loves her, of course, but the whole thing is very restrained.
00:22:47Yeah.
00:22:48I could go for a little restraint.
00:22:50Exactly.
00:22:51So could I, but, you know, people don't usually want that.
00:22:53They want something dramatic and exciting and bold, but I don't think that life is bold like it is in stories.
00:23:00I think real life is just very restrained.
00:23:03Mm-hmm.
00:23:04Mm-hmm.
00:23:06Mm-hmm.
00:23:07Mm-hmm.
00:23:08Mm-hmm.
00:23:09Mm-hmm.
00:23:10Mm-hmm.
00:23:12One, two, three, four.
00:23:18Oh, my God, I'm not doing this anymore.
00:23:21Get up, Meredith.
00:23:23Meredith.
00:23:24Get up.
00:23:25I'm getting pissed.
00:23:26Seriously, can't stop getting me now.
00:23:30They're like, they're not.
00:23:31We're okay.
00:23:32Get up.
00:23:38God.
00:23:38Fuck.
00:23:39Fuck.
00:23:42Oh, my God.
00:23:43Oh, my God.
00:23:43Oh, my God.
00:23:46Oh, my God.
00:23:48Oh, my God.
00:23:48Oh, my God.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:54Oh, my God.
00:23:56Oh, my God.
00:23:57Oh, my God.
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59Oh, my God.
00:24:00Oh, my God.
00:24:02Oh, my God.
00:24:02Oh, my God.
00:24:03Oh, my God.
00:24:04Oh, my God.
00:24:04Oh, my God.
00:24:04Oh, my God.
00:24:05What the fuck is that?
00:24:35Right back.
00:24:46Right back, you fucking asshole.
00:25:05Hey.
00:25:12Hey.
00:25:13Laura, I'm at our house.
00:25:16What are you doing at our house?
00:25:18They're having a party!
00:25:20Wait, what happened to Bradley Cooper?
00:25:21Oh, that was the worst.
00:25:22Oh my God, I'll tell you about it later.
00:25:24What is it like?
00:25:25It seems cool.
00:25:27Like, way cooler than our apartment.
00:25:30Oh.
00:25:31What are you doing?
00:25:32No, no, I guess I was peeing.
00:25:35But now I'm just sitting on the toilet with my pants down.
00:25:38Okay, so Michael posted a new photo and this one is with a girl.
00:25:42You have to stop looking at his Instagram.
00:25:44I know, I only look at it when I'm sad.
00:25:47And I texted him.
00:25:50Kate!
00:25:51Oh shit, I think he's separating me back.
00:25:53It's just my battery.
00:25:55I gotta go.
00:25:56Okay, well, I'll probably wipe my vagina now.
00:25:59Call me in the morning.
00:26:01She's gone.
00:26:02She's gone.
00:26:03She's gone.
00:26:04She's gone.
00:26:08Hey, Cole Brandon!
00:26:10Hey!
00:26:11You came to our party!
00:26:12This is so crazy!
00:26:13Do you want some weed?
00:26:14Ummmm...
00:26:15Do you think it's like ethical for me to do drugs with you?
00:26:16I don't know.
00:26:17Do you want some weed?
00:26:24Do you think it's like ethical for me to do drugs with you?
00:26:36I used to dance in this room like 15 years ago.
00:26:40I was in kindergarten 15 years ago.
00:26:47I used to dance in this room like 18 years old.
00:26:51Yeah, I used to dance in the middle.
00:26:54I used to dance in the middle.
00:26:56I was like, you know, I used to dance in this room.
00:27:01I was like, I did not know.
00:27:04You come to the bathroom and I had no idea.
00:27:08But I felt like that was so good.
00:27:11I was like, oh no, I want to dance anyway.
00:27:13Hey, you came.
00:27:32What?
00:27:33I said, hey, you came.
00:27:35Hold on.
00:27:39Hey.
00:27:40Oh, yeah.
00:27:41Yeah.
00:27:41Isn't that weird?
00:27:43Yes.
00:27:44It's super weird.
00:27:45Really?
00:27:46No, I'm kidding.
00:27:47It's fine.
00:27:48No one thinks it's weird.
00:27:49Trust me.
00:27:50It's awesome.
00:27:52I mean, you're like an actual writer.
00:27:55I mean, technically, you're an actual writer, too.
00:27:59Technically, yes.
00:28:00That's true.
00:28:01I'm going to go dance.
00:28:14Okay.
00:28:16Okay.
00:28:16Okay.
00:28:25Who are you?
00:28:29Yeah.
00:28:31Hey, tall grandson. Do you have an iPhone charger?
00:28:53What?
00:28:53Do you have an iPhone charger?
00:28:56Oh, I'm a galaxy boy. You've got to talk to the animal. He's upstairs.
00:29:00Animal? Oh, yeah, cool.
00:29:08Animal?
00:29:15Oh, thank God.
00:29:16Come on.
00:29:30Did you buy my condoms?
00:29:48Don't run my scourge.
00:29:50Oh.
00:29:52No.
00:29:54Oh, wow.
00:30:02Oh, my God.
00:30:03Deppla, help me.
00:30:04I'll get in my shirt.
00:30:05Okay.
00:30:06Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:30:11Wait, go to the last one.
00:30:25Hmm, that's definitely attention-seeking behavior.
00:30:29Okay, go to the one with the girl.
00:30:33I think she's just a friend.
00:30:35Hold on, see if she's tagged.
00:30:36Okay.
00:30:38She's tagged.
00:30:41Oh, my God.
00:30:51He's a girlfriend.
00:30:52Oh, I'm so pathetic.
00:30:56Were you hoping you guys would get back together?
00:30:59No.
00:31:00Not maybe I...
00:31:02God, oh, my God, maybe I was.
00:31:06Breakups are hard, man.
00:31:08Do you want us to walk you home?
00:31:10No, I can't even get in.
00:31:12I lost a key, and that old lady's so mean.
00:31:14I can make up a little, um, bed on the couch if you want.
00:31:31I'll go make it.
00:31:38Okay.
00:31:56What's up?
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:32:04Hey, how are you feeling?
00:32:07Great.
00:32:11Hey, would you clean up before we head out?
00:32:15Oh, my God.
00:32:16Oh, my God.
00:32:18Hey, when are you leaving?
00:32:19Like, 30.
00:32:20Like, 30?
00:32:22Hey.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26You're still here?
00:32:29Yeah, I kind of slept here.
00:32:32Cool.
00:32:34What are you doing today?
00:32:36Um, I think I'm meeting with students later this afternoon.
00:32:42Do you want to hang out before?
00:32:44Emma got her roommate's car, and we're going to the lake.
00:32:46Oh, my God.
00:32:47I have not thought about that lake in forever.
00:32:49Yeah, it'll be fun.
00:32:59I think I'm going to take a shower.
00:33:00Oh, God.
00:33:15Oh, God.
00:33:15Oh, God.
00:33:45Oh, yeah.
00:33:50Hey.
00:33:50Hey.
00:34:04You want one?
00:34:06Oh, are those drugs?
00:34:08Yeah, it's so weak of me, but it's pretty chill.
00:34:11Oh, God.
00:34:11Oh, God.
00:34:11Oh, God.
00:34:11Oh, God.
00:34:11Oh, God.
00:34:11Oh, God.
00:34:11Oh, God.
00:34:13Oh, God.
00:34:13Oh, God.
00:34:14Oh, God.
00:34:14Oh, God.
00:34:15Oh, God.
00:34:45Oh, God.
00:34:49What's up?
00:34:51What's up?
00:34:53Hey.
00:34:55Hi.
00:34:56You want to come in?
00:34:57Oh, man, I don't think these gummies are working.
00:35:19Yeah.
00:35:21Yeah, I'm not really doing anything.
00:35:24Maybe you died.
00:35:25Mm-hmm.
00:35:27Yeah.
00:35:29Hey, I think I read something of yours from when you went here.
00:35:32You did?
00:35:33Yeah, the one about your brother.
00:35:36You read that?
00:35:38Yeah, it was really good.
00:35:43I think that's my parents.
00:35:45They hardly talked to me after I wrote it.
00:35:49Did your brother really die?
00:35:52Yeah.
00:35:54Was he really an asshole?
00:35:55Cool.
00:35:58Yeah.
00:36:02I wish I could write stuff like that.
00:36:06I don't know.
00:36:07It didn't really pan out for me.
00:36:09I think it was too sad or something.
00:36:11You know, it made people uncomfortable.
00:36:13It's not really my style anymore, you know?
00:36:18It's out of fashion.
00:36:19Personal essay is dead.
00:36:23Right.
00:36:24Yeah, I think, um, I think those gummies are starting to work.
00:36:44It's like as soon as you think you're not stoned, that's when you realize you're definitely stoned.
00:36:52Yeah, it's like your body knows before your mind knows, but your body's sending signals to your mind, saying, hey, check in on yourself.
00:37:01Yeah, it's like your brain is too stupid to catch up, so you feel it before you know it.
00:37:08You feel it before you know it.
00:37:13Cool.
00:37:15Very cool.
00:37:16Ooh.
00:37:18You want to play?
00:37:22Sure.
00:37:25All right, all right.
00:37:28Wow.
00:37:31Hey, watch out.
00:37:31I'm not the hell of an arm.
00:37:32Oh, ready?
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:34You're right.
00:37:35Oh, shnikes.
00:37:50Hey, what's going on?
00:37:53April's here.
00:37:55Oh, yeah, I think I saw her at the party last night.
00:37:58Yeah, we haven't seen her in a while, though.
00:38:02She read a poem in class yesterday.
00:38:05Yeah, she's like the star of the English department.
00:38:11Animal thinks she's cheating on him.
00:38:15Really?
00:38:16I got it.
00:38:16We got it.
00:38:18Brandon, get in the water.
00:38:20I think I got to go.
00:38:30Elliot, I'm so sorry.
00:38:32Not a problem.
00:38:33It was a beautiful drive.
00:38:34Austin?
00:38:48Austin?
00:38:53Austin?
00:38:53Austin?
00:38:53Austin?
00:39:00Hi, excuse me.
00:39:03I am looking for an Austin.
00:39:06I don't know about that person.
00:39:09Damn, I was supposed to have a meeting with him.
00:39:11There was a guy here waiting around earlier, but he left.
00:39:14Damn it. Do you think that was Austin?
00:39:17What does he look like?
00:39:18I don't know.
00:39:23I don't know.
00:39:53Yeah, that's a good one.
00:40:16Hey!
00:40:17I really liked your reading in class, by the way.
00:40:24Thanks.
00:40:25I'm really lucky to have David as a professor.
00:40:28He was a huge influence on me.
00:40:31Yeah, he's... he's awesome.
00:40:33So, do you want to talk about your work?
00:40:40Yeah.
00:40:41If... for sure. I mean, that's...
00:40:43why I'm here.
00:40:44Okay.
00:40:45Well, I think if you cut down on the length of this one and reformat it, it would really help.
00:40:50Plus, I would probably change the title.
00:40:54What's wrong with the title?
00:40:54One-word titles aren't really in vogue right now.
00:40:57They're seen as kind of grandiose.
00:41:00Oh.
00:41:02But, um...
00:41:03I don't think I want to change it.
00:41:06What do you mean?
00:41:07I mean, I already really like it.
00:41:09I wrote it about something that's really important to me.
00:41:12I don't want to fuck with that, you know?
00:41:14Okay, yeah.
00:41:16But that's part of being a working writer.
00:41:18You gotta make a living.
00:41:20I don't know.
00:41:20I just...
00:41:21I don't love the idea of making changes for, like, some random editor in New York or whatever.
00:41:26Okay, sure.
00:41:29What?
00:41:30Well, I just think that's a little naive.
00:41:33You don't get to be difficult starting out, especially as a woman.
00:41:37You gotta play the game or they're never gonna publish you.
00:41:41Didn't your publisher just cancel your book tour, though?
00:41:44How do you know that?
00:41:46Did David tell you that?
00:41:48Yeah.
00:41:50Okay, obviously I told that to him in confidence.
00:41:52But yes, they did just cancel my tour, but that's more about the state of the publishing industry than my book.
00:41:58You can't just keep all your work in a binder and never try to get it published.
00:42:02I'm not gonna do that.
00:42:04I'm gonna start my own press.
00:42:06Start your own press?
00:42:10Yeah, um...
00:42:13I've been gathering my friend's work and, uh...
00:42:17And it'll be properly bound and everything, obviously.
00:42:30But, yeah, I wanted to know what you thought.
00:42:33Uh, yeah, it's cool.
00:42:47How'd it go?
00:42:57Oh, uh, it was fine.
00:42:59Well, we're off to your next stop.
00:43:02Dinner with Professor Kirkpatrick.
00:43:03Kirkpatrick?
00:43:05What dinner?
00:43:06You had me add it to your itinerary yesterday.
00:43:09Oh, yeah.
00:43:11Right.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:13Hmm.
00:43:14What?
00:43:14I would love her, okay?
00:43:15Nothing.
00:43:15Huh?
00:43:20Nice.
00:43:21That's crazy.
00:43:22this is why I never read reviews cake I will not go near them I won't even look
00:43:45at them I Google sometimes and read them the first line in them no I won't go further in
00:43:53critics are the worst kind of human they're the worst kind of human
00:43:59who wrote it I don't know probably Nesbo I bet it was Nesbo that asshole you know there was an email
00:44:10circulating a few years back they had a story that he wrote in his 20s what a piece of shit
00:44:16I'll send that to you that'll make you feel better make you feel like a genius what did
00:44:22your publisher say he didn't say anything cowards publishers are just as bad you'll find that to be
00:44:30true this is exactly the reason I'm gonna self publish my next novel you and I are so similar
00:44:39okay that's why it would be great if you came and taught next year what it yes and if you play it
00:44:49the way I do it's not a hard job most of the students don't have a future in writing let's be
00:44:54honest but the few who do I mean you heard April reading in class you saw how good she was yes she's
00:45:01very good actually that reminds me I should get going I promised I'd help her with a portfolio tonight
00:45:09so hey hey Jim
00:45:18Jim ah
00:45:19Oh, look who it is.
00:45:43Sorry, I don't have time for it.
00:45:44I wasn't sure you were coming back.
00:45:51Of course I was coming back.
00:45:52All my stuff is here.
00:45:53And I had to find another place to sleep last night, by the way.
00:45:56If it was important for you to sleep here, you would have arrived at a decent hour.
00:46:00I should be able to arrive whenever I want because that's how hotels work.
00:46:04Well, this is not a hotel, young lady.
00:46:08This is my home.
00:46:09And when you're in my home, you live under my rules.
00:46:13Just give me another key.
00:46:14No more keys.
00:46:15Oh, my God.
00:46:17Jesus.
00:46:17Fuck.
00:46:44Hi.
00:46:45I snuck out.
00:47:01Yeah, she was just, like, going into herself.
00:47:10She never cared about him.
00:47:12Yeah, she sucks.
00:47:14So, why'd she break up with him?
00:47:17She's banging another dude.
00:47:19Shh.
00:47:21She basically admitted to it.
00:47:23I think I know who it is.
00:47:30For Patrick?
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:34God.
00:47:35I've always known that guy was a creep.
00:47:37He gave me a C in freshman comp.
00:47:40Hmm.
00:47:40Yeah, I don't trust him.
00:47:42Also, isn't he married?
00:47:43Yes, he is.
00:47:44I just met his wife.
00:47:45See?
00:47:45See?
00:47:46You should write an article about him.
00:47:48Expose his ass.
00:47:50Yeah, maybe I should.
00:47:51Oh, come on.
00:47:51You don't have any proof.
00:47:55He was meeting with her tonight.
00:47:56He told me so.
00:47:57Really?
00:47:59I wonder where.
00:48:00I know where he lives.
00:48:03Should we go over there?
00:48:07We can just go see if her car is there or something.
00:48:10And what?
00:48:11Then we'll know.
00:48:14Can you get Chloe's car again?
00:48:15Oh, shit.
00:48:16No.
00:48:17She's using it tonight.
00:48:22I think I know someone who can drive.
00:48:28Hey!
00:48:29Guys?
00:48:36Where are we off to?
00:48:38Right here.
00:48:41Hey!
00:48:42You know the exact address?
00:48:43It's my mom's house.
00:48:45It was behind her.
00:48:46Oh, crazy.
00:48:54Brandon, what are you doing?
00:48:56I'm fucking coming prepared, man.
00:48:57Dude, take off the ski mask.
00:48:59Oh, hey.
00:49:00Thanks for coming, Elliot.
00:49:02I'm glad I caught you before you went to bed.
00:49:03Oh, I was already sleeping.
00:49:05I took an Ambien, so I was out.
00:49:09You're on Ambien right now?
00:49:11Are you sure you're not too tired to drive?
00:49:13Oh, yeah.
00:49:14No problem.
00:49:15I'll sleep when I'm dead.
00:49:16Am I right?
00:49:22All right!
00:49:23Hey, it's that one.
00:49:36Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:49:39Hold on, hold on.
00:49:43Someone's parking.
00:49:44I'll let you turn off your lights.
00:49:51Is that him?
00:49:54It's totally him.
00:49:56He's got someone with him.
00:49:58Should I take a picture?
00:50:00Oh, my God.
00:50:01Is that April?
00:50:02I can't tell.
00:50:06I can't really see her.
00:50:09You said your mom lives right behind him, right?
00:50:11Think we could see anything from the back?
00:50:14Probably.
00:50:14So, drive?
00:50:18Yes, Elliot, drive.
00:50:25Wait, I thought you were from St. Louis.
00:50:28I am.
00:50:28My mom moved here after my parents got divorced.
00:50:34Why?
00:50:36I don't know, man.
00:50:37She just wanted to be close to me.
00:50:42Well, how come you never see her then?
00:50:44I don't know, man.
00:50:44I don't always feel like hanging out with my mom all the time.
00:50:50What?
00:50:50Wait, that's it right there.
00:50:53No, no, no.
00:50:53You close to the street.
00:50:54I don't want her to see us.
00:50:56Jeez, man.
00:50:57Get a handle on your relationship.
00:50:58Shut the fuck up, Brandon.
00:51:00Just saying.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:02This is good.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:05All right?
00:51:08Elliot, I think you should stay here with the car,
00:51:11and I'll call you if anything goes down, okay?
00:51:13Okay.
00:51:14I might take a small nap.
00:51:24Brandon, would you take off the ski mask?
00:51:27No.
00:51:28I like it.
00:51:30Would you?
00:51:30Come on.
00:51:32That's fine.
00:51:34Why would you bring this anyway?
00:51:35We offer candles on our phones.
00:51:37Are you kidding me?
00:51:38Can you make anyone believe anything taken digitally anymore?
00:51:41This offers analog proof.
00:51:44Oh, my God.
00:51:45Why did it do that?
00:51:47It's motion activated.
00:51:52It's all, Brandon.
00:51:53You're still a little warm.
00:51:54Shut up.
00:52:01That's a really tough fence.
00:52:03It was a lot shorter in my mind.
00:52:07Come on.
00:52:07Boost me over.
00:52:09Be careful.
00:52:11Brandon, calm down.
00:52:13I feel like he's going to hurt his hands.
00:52:15I got it.
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:19You ready?
00:52:23Uh, you guys?
00:52:25I don't know.
00:52:26I'm doing it.
00:52:27I'm doing it.
00:52:28You got this.
00:52:31I got a real bad feeling about this.
00:52:34Oh, shit.
00:52:39Someone's coming.
00:52:39Come on.
00:52:40Come on.
00:52:41I think that was my first time.
00:52:43I'm doing this.
00:52:45He's got it, man.
00:52:46Good job, Hugo.
00:52:49No, he's not.
00:52:52Is someone out here?
00:52:54Fuck me.
00:52:55That's my mom.
00:52:57Wait.
00:52:58What about tall Brandon?
00:53:00Oh, my God.
00:53:01There's no one to boost me over.
00:53:03Hello?
00:53:05This was very poorly planned.
00:53:06I feel totally abandoned right now.
00:53:08Hey, man, we got to go.
00:53:12Hey, you can be our lookout, okay?
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:15Okay.
00:53:17I know you're out here.
00:53:21You better show yourself.
00:53:22I'm calling the police.
00:53:30Should we talk about a plan?
00:53:31Oh, it's a great idea.
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:33Okay, I feel like we should figure out if it's April 1st, right?
00:53:37Yes.
00:53:37I really feel like it's her, though.
00:53:39I really feel like it's her, too.
00:53:40You have to be sure.
00:53:41Okay.
00:53:41Okay.
00:53:42So, you're Hugo's friend?
00:53:56I am, yes.
00:53:59Actually, we're more roommates than friends, I would say.
00:54:05And you thought he would be here?
00:54:08I mean, in my house?
00:54:11In my backyard?
00:54:12Honestly, I just can't think of a good lie here.
00:54:19You want to see something?
00:54:28Yeah.
00:54:32A lot of people just have the stickers.
00:54:33If we hear an alarm, we'll just run away.
00:54:39Okay?
00:54:41All right.
00:54:41This is starting to feel fucking weird.
00:55:02We're in this dude's house.
00:55:03He's fine.
00:55:05Tell Brandon's our lookout now.
00:55:06If anything goes wrong, we'll call him.
00:55:16This is the craziest shit I've ever seen.
00:55:19Well, wait, wait.
00:55:19Hold on.
00:55:20Here it goes.
00:55:22Watch the guy in the middle.
00:55:26Watch that.
00:55:27He's going to do it again.
00:55:28I can't stand it.
00:55:36Let me see another one of these things.
00:55:54Sore's fucking squeaky.
00:55:55Kate, come on.
00:56:18Come on.
00:56:20Shh, shh, shh, shh, wait.
00:56:36Wait, just wait.
00:56:45Let's go.
00:56:48Come on, let's go, let's go.
00:56:49Should we go in there?
00:57:00What are we supposed to do when we go in there?
00:57:02I don't know where this thing is.
00:57:03Oh, you just press the button.
00:57:05Just press the button.
00:57:07Yeah, I'm right there.
00:57:07Where's the button?
00:57:08Right there.
00:57:08Right there.
00:57:12Oh!
00:57:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:20Get out of here.
00:57:21What the hell is this?
00:57:22What are you doing?
00:57:23What are you doing?
00:57:25Who is this?
00:57:26It's my boyfriend.
00:57:28What?
00:57:29Jesus Christ.
00:57:31What the hell?
00:57:31Kate.
00:57:33Kate, what are you doing here?
00:57:35Oh, wow.
00:57:41Sorry.
00:57:41Stop doing that!
00:57:45Sorry, man!
00:57:47And Hugo.
00:57:49Cameraman.
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:52It's Emma, isn't it?
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:53It's Peppermint.
00:57:55April, I know you like Peppermint.
00:57:58Kate, can I speak with you for a moment, please, in the other room?
00:58:02Excuse me.
00:58:06Come on.
00:58:11What the hell is going on?
00:58:22Can you please explain to me what you were doing?
00:58:26Why don't you tell me what the hell you're doing?
00:58:28I can't believe I walked in on that.
00:58:30Walked in?
00:58:31You broke in.
00:58:32You broke into my house.
00:58:34And as for what I was doing, honestly, that's none of your business.
00:58:38Well, what about your wife?
00:58:39Is it her business?
00:58:39You are married, David.
00:58:42Alexis and I have an understanding.
00:58:45Oh, is that why you waited until she was in Kentucky visiting her sister
00:58:48before inviting a student into your bed?
00:58:51Yes, because she's not in Kentucky visiting her sister.
00:58:54She's in Kentucky fucking her ex-husband.
00:58:56Well, that sounds complicated.
00:58:58It is!
00:59:03Well, I guess you care about policy less than you used to.
00:59:08Hmm?
00:59:11My senior year, I came over to your house for a reading
00:59:15and I tried to kiss you.
00:59:18And then you just quoted the faculty handbook.
00:59:21Ah, yeah, right.
00:59:24Well, I was a new hire.
00:59:28I don't know.
00:59:29It just felt uneven.
00:59:31Well, what about April?
00:59:32If there's anything uneven in my relationship with April,
00:59:35it's the other way around.
00:59:36Believe me, she's...
00:59:37Oh, fuck off!
00:59:39All right, I may have had a minor lapse in professional judgment.
00:59:44But I don't want this to affect you and me, Kate.
00:59:47Your friendship means the world to me.
00:59:52Did you even read my book?
00:59:54Of course.
00:59:56David, I saw it on your shelf.
00:59:59It looks like no one even cracked it open.
01:00:01I have another copy at my office.
01:00:04That's just a hard copy.
01:00:08That sounds like a lie.
01:00:12All right!
01:00:13I don't have time to read.
01:00:14Every fucking thing, everybody I know writes, okay?
01:00:17I have student work to read on a constant basis.
01:00:20It's never ending, honestly.
01:00:22And I'm busy!
01:00:24You're a dick.
01:00:32Come on.
01:00:33Oh, I get it now.
01:00:34You're a dick.
01:00:42Katie.
01:00:43I'm sorry I didn't read your book.
01:00:45I will get to it.
01:00:46But I was there during your reading, and I thought it sounded so good.
01:00:54The, you know, Willoughby.
01:00:57And the incident on the rock.
01:01:01Very strong, clear imagery.
01:01:03Shut up!
01:01:04Though I would still like to recommend you for that position here next year.
01:01:12I would love to work with you.
01:01:20Thanks, but I don't think so.
01:01:34Shit.
01:01:42We forgot about tall Brandon.
01:01:47Oh, my God.
01:01:49It's looking so good.
01:01:51Should we take it out?
01:01:53Do you think it's time?
01:01:54I do.
01:01:56Okay.
01:02:01Don't fall.
01:02:03Don't fall.
01:02:04Don't fall.
01:02:04Don't fall.
01:02:11Oh.
01:02:14It happens.
01:02:17We can still eat it, though, right?
01:02:19Of course.
01:02:20Oh, yeah, baby.
01:02:22He's not answering.
01:02:25Maybe you went home.
01:02:30He's asleep.
01:02:32Elliot!
01:02:32Where is he going?
01:02:38I don't know.
01:02:45Sorry.
01:02:47Sorry, everyone.
01:02:49It's okay, Elliot.
01:02:50You can just, um, take us home.
01:02:52Tell Brandon, did you go home?
01:02:56Where are you?
01:02:59Nowhere.
01:03:00Tell me where you are, tall Brandon.
01:03:02Oh, I'm where.
01:03:04You left me.
01:03:05Get your ass out front.
01:03:06I think I have to go.
01:03:09I think I have to go.
01:03:14It's a shame.
01:03:15I know.
01:03:17I've had such a fun time.
01:03:19Well, I just have to come back.
01:03:22Can I?
01:03:23Mm-hmm.
01:03:24I'm Jen, by the way.
01:03:29Brandon.
01:03:31Just...
01:03:32Brandon.
01:03:32Oh, hey.
01:03:55I just had the greatest night of my life.
01:04:08I just had the greatest night of my life.
01:04:38on the couch again tonight.
01:04:40No, no.
01:04:41You can sleep in my bed.
01:04:42I'll take the couch.
01:04:43Oh, no.
01:04:43No.
01:04:44You don't have to do that.
01:04:45Well, technically, it is your room.
01:04:49Technically, that's true.
01:04:51All right.
01:04:52So you're taking your room.
01:04:53Wow.
01:04:54Here you go.
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:04Thanks.
01:05:12She loved those photos.
01:05:14I'm sorry.
01:05:15I'm sorry.
01:05:16What happened with you?
01:05:29Your boyfriend.
01:05:30You mean my fiancée?
01:05:37Fiancée?
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:41Yeah.
01:05:43Nothing happened.
01:05:47I mean, nothing dramatic.
01:05:48I mean, I just knew I didn't want to marry him.
01:05:51And I knew it when he proposed to me.
01:05:57And I knew it when I told my parents and when we picked out the caterer and DJ and all that stuff.
01:06:09And I was just, you know, too much of a coward to do anything about it.
01:06:17So, finally, he broke up with me.
01:06:24And now he's with someone else.
01:06:31She seems great.
01:06:32So that's nice.
01:06:33And my book is doing so bad.
01:06:46And the one person who told me that he liked it didn't even fucking read it.
01:06:56You know that story of yours that I said I read about your brother?
01:07:02I guess you didn't read it.
01:07:03I read it.
01:07:06And it was really good.
01:07:12Yeah.
01:07:13Yeah, it was.
01:07:18And it was really fucking sad.
01:07:24Yeah.
01:07:26It was.
01:07:33Can I play you a song?
01:07:48Mm-hmm.
01:07:50Mm-hmm.
01:07:52Mm-hmm.
01:08:24You know, I've been thinking, just because a connection with a person doesn't last forever, doesn't mean it's not real.
01:08:51Yeah, I think that's true.
01:09:21I think that's true.
01:09:28I think that's true.
01:09:30I think that's true.
01:09:32I think that's true.
01:09:34I think that's true.
01:10:04I think that's true.
01:10:34I think that's true.
01:11:06I think that's true.
01:11:07I think that's true.
01:11:08I think that's true.
01:11:09I can't believe this.
01:11:10You are such a hypocrite.
01:11:12Well, I don't...
01:11:13Do you know how embarrassing that was for me last night?
01:11:16It was humiliating.
01:11:18And now you're doing like the same fucking thing?
01:11:20Well, it's not exactly the same thing.
01:11:22But it is a very similar thing.
01:11:25God, you know what really sucks?
01:11:27I know what really sucks.
01:11:28I was really looking forward to meeting you.
01:11:32And you weren't even nice.
01:11:34And your book?
01:11:36You know what?
01:11:37Your book is just...
01:11:38I know my book sucks.
01:11:39I know.
01:11:40I know.
01:11:41I know.
01:11:42I know.
01:11:43How do you think that feels?
01:11:45I didn't want to write a shitty book.
01:11:47Why did you?
01:11:48I don't know.
01:11:49I'm not good enough to write a good book, I guess.
01:11:51Or I was...
01:11:53Life is not like school, all right?
01:11:55It's not like a safe place to try things out.
01:11:57And I was afraid to fail.
01:12:00And then I did fail.
01:12:02And...
01:12:06Now I feel pretty fucking stupid.
01:12:14But I'm sorry I wasn't more encouraging when we met.
01:12:17Because I...
01:12:21I think I'm just jealous of you.
01:12:23What?
01:12:24It's all like possibility for you.
01:12:27And I've already fucked up.
01:12:33I know I'm probably the last person you ever want to see.
01:12:35But if there's anything I can ever do to help you...
01:12:40Thanks.
01:12:47Checking out?
01:12:55Uh...
01:12:56No.
01:12:57I, uh...
01:12:59I was just hoping for some breakfast.
01:13:04Oh.
01:13:09This looks amazing.
01:13:11Coffee?
01:13:12Yes, please.
01:13:18Thank you so much.
01:13:26Mmm.
01:13:27Hey, I'm sorry I missed your calls.
01:13:41It's been like a crazy 24 hours.
01:13:44Hey.
01:13:46It's okay.
01:13:47Are you all right?
01:13:48Well...
01:13:50I mean, I don't know.
01:13:51I guess I'm like...
01:13:53In labor?
01:13:54What?
01:13:55Already?
01:13:56Isn't this, like, really early?
01:13:58Yeah.
01:13:59Three weeks.
01:14:00Um, but they think it's okay.
01:14:03They told me not to come in until my contractions get worse.
01:14:07So...
01:14:08Where's Matt?
01:14:09He's still in a fucking Belgium.
01:14:10Oh my God, Laura.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:12Uh...
01:14:13How about your mom?
01:14:14She's coming, but...
01:14:15She really stresses me out, Kate.
01:14:17Fuck.
01:14:18I know she does.
01:14:19Okay, I can come straight there if you want me to.
01:14:22Yeah, I really want you to.
01:14:25Okay.
01:14:26I will see you in approximately six hours.
01:14:29Fuck, that sounds like a really long time.
01:14:32This is what I'm gonna do.
01:14:33I'm gonna call you back in 20 minutes, okay?
01:14:35Okay.
01:14:36I love you.
01:14:37Yeah, I love you too.
01:14:39You squeeze that cervix shut, okay?
01:14:41Okay, I'll try.
01:14:42Hey, don't let the baby out.
01:14:43I love you.
01:14:44Bye.
01:14:49Morning.
01:14:50Ready to head out?
01:14:51By the way, I read your book.
01:15:04You did?
01:15:05Yep.
01:15:06It's great.
01:15:07And love will be so ricy.
01:15:08Yeah.
01:15:09How do you feel about it?
01:15:12What do you mean?
01:15:13You know, now that it's out, all the bupla's over.
01:15:27What do you think?
01:15:29I don't think.
01:15:34Hello, guys.
01:15:35Assalamualaikum.
01:15:37I have come back.
01:15:38I'm going to go on a little bit a bit.
01:15:39I have a little city every night
01:15:40I can go on a little bit.
01:15:41But I've won't get on a little bit.
01:15:42I've got some friends with my friends.
01:15:44I'll be home.
01:15:45I'll be home.
01:15:46And I'll be home.
01:15:47I'll be home.
01:15:48You know, you've got to go, and do the bulunations.
01:15:51In this house I'll be home.
01:15:52No.
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01:16:00No.
01:16:01No.
01:16:02No.
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01:16:36Oh
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