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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:38Oops.
00:01:43Ah!
00:01:45Oh!
00:01:49Ah!
00:01:56Ah!
00:02:00Ah!
00:02:00Ah!
00:02:01Ah!
00:02:03Ah!
00:02:03Ah!
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10 million
00:02:18dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the echo system should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:31oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together
00:04:02it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way
00:04:35i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:11i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and
00:05:18stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from
00:05:23mr spadaro he gets handsy hey watch out
00:05:30oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:39thanks
00:05:46your jacket smells good
00:05:54are you the new girl
00:05:56yeah
00:05:59i'm chasing
00:06:02rose
00:06:04nice to meet you
00:06:11come on chasen homeroom's starting
00:06:13stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:16ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:19let's go
00:06:21chasen come on
00:06:22later
00:06:23i'll wash your jacket
00:06:25oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32ugh
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36ugh
00:06:37come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:53i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:55rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:07:00and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:10how would you like to be addressed is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:29ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:35yes where is it
00:07:36ah it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:38over there
00:07:39go go
00:07:40oh my god
00:07:50oh my god
00:07:51oh my god
00:07:52oh my god
00:07:53oh my god
00:07:54oh my god
00:07:55what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:19rose
00:08:22where are you
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me, I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:54How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:24I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:42Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:54What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:22Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off-limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup,
00:10:41better clothes,
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair,
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:56Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close,
00:11:04and your competition closer.
00:11:06Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's going to be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:24Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28Yeah, that's crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Okay, well, first of all,
00:11:40you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd,
00:11:42and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly,
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen B is important,
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1,500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:20You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know,
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:57Loves it.
00:12:57Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that.
00:13:08Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:27Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see you.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:44That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:17This girl is a piece of that.
00:14:19This girl is a piece of that.
00:14:20Ah.
00:14:24Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48What?
00:14:52What?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:40Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it, and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:16:57Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely, and I wanted to make friends, and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:28It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:50Girls' Day and a Vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:20She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye, and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:17Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:42Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:02Uh, okay.
00:20:06Pinky swear.
00:20:08So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:27Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything, and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:52Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:46And yours was always fake.
00:21:49You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:55And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks.
00:22:04Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:22:44Hey.
00:23:08Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:23What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the base, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:24:02I can't do it.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:05Okay.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:07Okay.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Mm-hmm.
00:24:15Ready?
00:24:16Mm-hmm.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19You should join the tennis team.
00:24:31You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37Yeah.
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39Hey.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:41Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:43Shh.
00:24:45Oh.
00:24:46Hey.
00:24:47Hey.
00:24:49Hey.
00:24:50Hey.
00:24:51Hey.
00:24:52Hey.
00:24:53You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:55Whoops.
00:24:56Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:11Like, what?
00:25:12What the hell?
00:25:27No, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:36Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:26:06What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith, why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here, take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57Oh.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:08Huh?
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:11He likes you.
00:27:12He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:21There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:22Gross older guy?
00:27:23Even better.
00:27:24This is going to ruin her.
00:27:25Ew.
00:27:26Settle down.
00:27:27Settle down.
00:27:28Settle down, everybody.
00:27:29People.
00:27:30This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:31Remember.
00:27:32You're representing the school.
00:27:33You're representing the school.
00:27:34Oh, my God.
00:27:35Oh, my God.
00:27:36There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:37Gross older guy?
00:27:38Even better.
00:27:39This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:41And it's going to ruin her.
00:27:42That's what we have done.
00:27:43I love this.
00:27:44You're representing the school.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:54This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:57Remember.
00:27:58You're representing the school.
00:27:59the school. Mind if I sit here? I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:18Hey, Rose. Saved you a seat. Okay. No, you don't. Jason. You're the same as you. Sorry, Eric. On the way back? Yeah. Okay. Sure.
00:28:48Boopy. I'm going to sit right here on my man's lap. Sloan, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:11Everyone! I have an announcement to make. I'm having a party Saturday. And Audrey Rose Wintersby's
00:29:24going to be there. Better show up. So you're going to go? I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going. Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:52Listen. You want Chase? And I want Rose. So...
00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common. Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:03Alright. Here we go. This was a mistake. I don't belong here. Yes, yes you do. You're
00:30:21with me. That's my point. See, Eric is here. I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Um, come on. This could be a turning point. Just stick with me. Okay?
00:30:40Okay. You ready? Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:49I promise. Okay.
00:30:53Hi. Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:00So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:06Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:09Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay. How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:15Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:24Oh. Gabby to Eric. Truth or dare?
00:31:28Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:31Truth.
00:31:39Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:42What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay. What kind of question is that?
00:31:47Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:52What? Okay.
00:31:55Ooh. Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay. Rose. Truth or dare?
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait, what? Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:26Hey, watch out, asshole.
00:32:28Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:34No, Gabby, wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:37If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Jason, you're up. Truth or dare?
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:53Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh, my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:07Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh, my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:19Shit.
00:33:20Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse? Oh, my God. Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:31Shit.
00:33:32Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot. I thought that's... I forgot. The door wasn't... I... I... I... Hi.
00:33:48You're so beautiful.
00:34:10You're so beautiful.
00:34:20You're so beautiful.
00:34:22You're so beautiful.
00:34:23What the?
00:34:53Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:23I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up. They're lying.
00:35:52Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Okay.
00:38:03Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party. I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen. But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen. He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:50It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:21What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:39And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:46Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:01Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:32I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight!
00:44:16Bitch fight!
00:44:17Bitch fight!
00:44:18Bitch fight!
00:44:19Bitch fight!
00:44:20Bitch fight!
00:44:21Bitch fight!
00:44:22Bitch fight!
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls!
00:44:27What's going on here?
00:44:28Ow! Ow!
00:44:29Ow! My foot!
00:44:30Oh my god!
00:44:31I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her!
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:13But the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:16We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid idiotic dead-winter bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up you pathetic prude!
00:45:56Shut up you pathetic prude!
00:45:58Shut up you pathetic prude!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Chilli pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team,
00:46:23and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:31And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But.
00:46:34You, and your drama.
00:46:38Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:47:04Like, why couldn't you just boil it?
00:47:07I'm justfaith.
00:47:07I'm interesting.
00:47:08By the way, you probably don't kill all theians.
00:47:10But I hate you.
00:47:13You think it was أigent?
00:47:14You didn't kill all theians?
00:47:15I'm sorry.
00:47:15Well, PSY.
00:47:16That's what I'm about to say.
00:47:17You told us.
00:47:18Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:48How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:23then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:10And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16Huh?
00:49:17I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:57Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53You're different when you're like this.
00:51:20Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:09I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:35I love you, too.
00:53:06I worked up an after-drive.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:36Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well.
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that old?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's just Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People.
00:55:58Everyone.
00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31No, everyone.
00:56:43Turn it off.
00:56:43Turn off the videos.
00:56:45You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:05And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:11Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Okay.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:20It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Come on.
00:57:59Get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean
00:58:38girls, this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:41But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are, because every single
00:59:08one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait.
00:59:16What?
00:59:16What?
00:59:16I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
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01:00:12Everyone, alright, alright, I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:42Yes, girl.
01:00:53And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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