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00:00Mods, you can unban Rastaman, whatever the fuck his name is, so um, one of my supporters
00:08sent me a converter, and the shit worked for the first day, but it kept doing that stupid
00:18ass timeout feature, so if you play, if you don't update it, if you were playing on a
00:23stupid fucking converter, um, I was playing beautiful, I was like, yo, I'm not dropping
00:29anything, like, I'm feeling so fluid and good right now on a Street Fighter 4 pad, and boom,
00:34the shit starts timing out every 8 minutes, you gotta unplug it, plug it back in, yay,
00:39yeah, so, I'm like, alright, I'm gonna try to update this shit, and then for some reason,
00:45the shit just doesn't work anymore, like, I plug it in, the two lights on the side work,
00:49but, it's not recognizing a controller when you put it in, period, to try to update it
00:55to do anything, so the thing's fucking ruined, so, I'm not gonna pay $60 to be handicapped
01:00to determine, $60 to register for the tournament, another fucking $20 in gas, and then I'm going
01:06down there for three days, so that would basically cost me about close to $200 to, to game, and
01:13I don't even have a pad that I wanna play on to go, ain't happening, sorry, I'm skipping
01:17out on this one, put that shit on Kappa, I'm not going to no fucking tournaments handicapped,
01:23period, of course I played Ninja Turtles for Super Nintendo, Turtles and Tom was my shit,
01:28see, I'm only going with five connections, because I lost points last night, to fucking
01:32scrubs who lagged, stupid ass mouse died again, technology is just unsatisfying, I swear,
01:40dude, technology is fucking ass, for being in 2016, technology is trash, I'm not impressed,
01:47phones are gay, fucking wireless mouse is, can I just have a rechargeable one or some shit,
01:53like, fuck, look at that shit, dude, really? Like, fucking come on, man, fucking broken
02:16ass fucking character.
02:17I won't get up on you, I'll finish this.
02:23It can't be over!
02:25I won't get up on you, I'll finish this.
02:28You lose.
02:30It can't be over!
02:34You lose.
02:39It can't be over!
02:42You lose.
02:48Same design kicks,
02:54I don't give a fuck what the fuck Snake Eye said.
03:15I think I give a fuck about what the fuck that motherfucker said.
03:20Just cause some motherfucker that's sponsored gets to travel to every goddamn tournament
03:25don't mean what the fuck he's saying is correct.
03:27The fuck outta here.
03:30Mods handle all trolls, we're doing bans all across the board tonight.
03:33You motherfuckers are lucky that I'm even sitting here playing for you fucking morons.
03:39You dumb fucks.
03:41You motherfuckers retarded like I don't have to do this.
03:44You fucking retards.
03:45I could cut this shit off right now playing my own fucking silence.
03:49You dumb fucking troll worthless fucks.
03:53You bitch ass motherfuckers.
03:54As a matter of fact, I don't get a donation of ten dollars.
03:59By nine I'm cutting the stream.
04:01Blow a dick.
04:02Camera off.
04:03Mic off.
04:04Now see I'm gonna turn the mic back on for now.
04:07But what I don't fucking understand is why hasn't the store popped up?
04:13Why hasn't the Teespring links popped back the fuck up?
04:17See this is what I'm gonna do.
04:19People you wanna see me rage and get angry and all that shit.
04:21For the camera to cut on, ten dollars every stream.
04:25A bare minimum.
04:28You guys want entertainment, fucking pay for it.
04:30No entertainment is free.
04:31You think you're watching, you think you're watching your wrestling and shit like that
04:34on TV for free?
04:35No motherfucker, that cable bill has to be paid.
04:38Voice donate?
04:39Oh.
04:40I love a Nash.
04:41You know what I do with those.
04:42I opt the fuck out.
04:44Okay?
04:47So Mr. Jones allowed you guys to get the camera again.
04:51You guys wanna see salt and the flesh and all that bullshit?
04:55It's gotta be paid for.
04:58You guys will give bitches on fucking stream with titties and shit out all day.
05:02Knowing you're never gonna fuck.
05:07Hold on a minute.
05:08Get bodied off my stream you worthless fuck.
05:11Here's the, I can't do Twitch alerts and all that shit on this computer.
05:16I could do that on the computer I paid a grand for downstairs.
05:19Well, we'll just say you guys paid a grand for.
05:22I just put in like, I put in like 300 of my money.
05:24The rest came from, I'll say I put in 200.
05:27The rest came from the stream and the t-shirt sales and all that shit.
05:33So that's gonna happen soon.
05:37And I'm not in a good mood because I wanted to attend West Coast Warzone, had a converter
05:44ready to go.
05:45Shit ain't working.
05:48It fucked up.
05:49There.
05:50You're fucking happy?
05:51Camera's on.
05:52Oh, what you donated for was the camera because I was dead ass serious.
05:56Banned a dude to put Russian shit in my stream.
05:59We don't speak that.
06:00Sorry.
06:01I'm not bilingual yet.
06:04First off, you can't come at me with a, you can't come at me with an insult when it's
06:08my shit.
06:10Mods ban that dude.
06:11If you're gonna come at me with a so-called insult, don't use my lingo.
06:15It's something so simple.
06:16You know, it's like paper plates.
06:19Hold on a sec.
06:20It's like paper plates.
06:21You motherfuckers ever wonder, damn, I could have came up with that brand of paper plates
06:26and it's selling millions of dollars a year in Walmart, but you didn't, you dumb fucks.
06:31So what you do is you're borrowing my lingo.
06:33Simple shit that you could have thought of maybe if you, you know, stepped outside of
06:37the box a little bit, but you didn't because you're fucking morons.
06:42So you can't think of something so simple to call somebody like a drone.
06:45A drone is basically something that just copies everything that is programmed to do, which
06:50is what most people are in society today.
06:54All types of my lingo.
06:55Get that ass banned.
06:56Like how many times do I gotta check my YouTube and see retarded idiots saying, get that
07:01ass banned on my YouTube.
07:03You fucking moron.
07:04Do you realize that you're stealing my lingo?
07:06You dumb fucks.
07:07If you're going to use it, use it to somebody else.
07:09Don't use it against the fucking mastermind who fucking created the shit in the first
07:14place, bitch.
07:15Now let's see if I could find another fucking opponent.
07:18Let me go put this top ramen in the pot.
07:21Yeah.
07:22I'm eating it.
07:23What?
07:24Motherfucker.
07:25Cause I want to.
07:26Am I still with it?
07:27With the Middle Eastern honey?
07:28You mean, you mean my wifey, my woman, my girl?
07:30Yeah.
07:31She's on her way home.
07:32Oh yeah.
07:33High quality stream soon.
07:34Sitting downstairs.
07:35I'm just waiting on the fucking SSD.
07:36All right.
07:37Let me try to beat this Alex.
07:38I'm on a real bad losing streak.
07:40I don't want to play on low tier God online.
07:42I can't have fun with this name playing on stream.
07:46I'm losing on a fucking goddamn ultra scene.
07:49I don't feel like using that right now.
07:59You said that Alex was good.
08:00I didn't even try to get that ass band.
08:02Come on, man.
08:03You can't clearly sit there and think that I tried against that dude.
08:05The fuck out of here.
08:06Don't even say BBC.
08:08If you ain't buy it, if you didn't buy a BBC logic tea, don't even mention it motherfucker.
08:12You're not about that BBC life.
08:13You don't have a tea.
08:14Twitch to support myself.
08:15You dumb ass.
08:16Coon the fuck out of here.
08:17Mods.
08:18I'm telling you, I'm erase all fucking mods.
08:20If somebody has been in my motherfucking chat one more time and the motherfucker gets
08:26resurrected without my fucking permission, all mods are gone.
08:29Look at that mods.
08:33People are asking for links and nobody's putting the fucking links up.
08:37What the fuck is the deal?
08:39The PC is sitting downstairs with no SSD, so I didn't put the bitch together yet.
08:44I don't see no links to my shit.
08:46I'm going to get my fucking points back.
08:48I've been letting scrubs beat me, blah, blah, blah.
08:50Where the fuck are the links?
08:52Go with this easy ass Mika shit.
08:54Oh, here goes the mix up that only a fucking cyborg can guess or get lucky with.
09:00Nope.
09:01That's how you play against Mika is you just run.
09:06And they get lucky and catch you and boom.
09:15Just some sloppy worthless fuck.
09:17See how they just try to trap you?
09:19Fuck out of here, bitch.
09:20Look at that scrub ass shit.
09:22Here we go, born, borrowed ass mix up.
09:24Fuck a cunt ass character.
09:28Look at this shit.
09:31Fuck out of here, bitch.
09:34Damn.
09:36This motherfucker ran off on a plug.
09:43Funny how I don't see.
09:46No motherfucking links.
09:48See, there's a difference between rage quitting and opting out.
09:51Opting out.
09:52When I see Rashid's in rank, I'm just going to hit the shit before I even got to play him.
09:57We both.
09:58No party, no foul.
09:59But in the middle of this shit.
10:00Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
10:01I didn't mean to do that.
10:03My girl looks nice.
10:04Oh, yeah.
10:05Where you at?
10:08Get that ass toned.
10:10I didn't give you permission to give a compliment about my motherfucking woman.
10:13Come on, Dr. Angus.
10:14You see me trying to get my motherfucking points back.
10:18You know what?
10:20I'm going to play your motherfucking ass.
10:21Just because you always send me shit.
10:23Let's see what you're about.
10:24Quick first to three.
10:26Unable.
10:27Don't ever send me a fucking invite again, motherfucker.
10:29Come on.
10:30It's a compliment.
10:31I'm not in the mood.
10:32I'm not in the mood for that right now.
10:34Compliments can be thrown out with another $10 donation.
10:38If not, I ban.
10:39I'm in that kind of mood right now.
10:41This motherfucker asked a 200-something pound man to histogen every day.
10:44Do I even live?
10:45You must be gay and you must be a cuck holding, begging me to take my shirt off and show my
10:50abs and everything.
10:51Get the fuck out of here.
10:52Get that ass ban you fucking cuck hold.
10:54Or cuck.
10:55You're not a cuck hold.
10:56That's for sure.
10:57You're a cuck.
10:58You said can we disrespect?
11:00Get that ass time.
11:02I'm not even going to ban you.
11:04I'm going to let that simmer for a little bit.
11:06And what I'm going to do is I'm going to allow you to think about that for a second while
11:10you're in 600 seconds of time.
11:12Come on, man.
11:13Why the fuck do you guys keep letting this coon?
11:15This is probably some white kid anyway.
11:17Why do you guys keep letting this person posing as a coon in my fucking chat?
11:22Get the fuck out.
11:23Where the fuck is the links?
11:25Where's the links to the BBC?
11:26There you go.
11:27Alright.
11:28That's the only time.
11:29No more clearing the chat until I say so, but thank you for that one.
11:32Where's the links to the BBC tea?
11:34The legal BBC.
11:36Where the fuck is the tea right now?
11:38Don't ever clear the chat in the fucking room again.
11:41You could be whatever you want to wear BBC logic teas.
11:44It's about the comedy.
11:46It's the comedy involved.
11:48Just like you could be fat and wear my in shape gamer teas.
11:53It doesn't matter.
11:55It's the irony.
11:56It's, you know?
11:57Nash is S tier though, right?
11:59He's top tier, right?
12:00But I'm sitting in the corner with no fucking reversal, right?
12:03Get the fuck out of here.
12:05Dude is not fucking top tier.
12:07I keep saying that.
12:08Ooh.
12:09Get choked, cunt.
12:10Gimme them points, bitch.
12:12Don't only work arms, bro.
12:14That's so funny for you to ask me that.
12:16Get that ass taunt.
12:17Matter of fact, we gonna ban you for asking me such a dumb question.
12:20What nigga goes to the gym and only works out arms?
12:22Get that ass banned, you fucking retard.
12:24Don't ask me stupid fucking questions like that again.
12:28Ah, you guys don't learn.
12:30Get banned, you fucking dumb ass moron.
12:33You're here because you're curious.
12:35You're fascinated, you dumb fucks.
12:37Yo, stealing my plans?
12:38I'm only attending CEO if it's crowdfunded.
12:41If you guys could send an obese man to go play at tournaments all across the globe,
12:46you could send an attractive, good looking man with charisma to go play in other states.
12:52That's what's gonna happen there.
12:53Bless you, ma.
12:54That's how you talk to women, ma.
12:56Where'd you get that off a rap video?
12:58Why don't you say, why don't you just say bless you or just keep it, just keep it simple.
13:04You don't have to say something that sounds so swaggy.
13:06You know what I'm saying?
13:07That's the problem with niggas.
13:08You don't need to say shit to sound swaggy.
13:10Stop saying fam, my, my, you know.
13:12Well, I'ma say my nigga.
13:13I'll do that here and there.
13:14I'm not even on the front.
13:16But, yeah.
13:17My t-shirts blow balls.
13:19Welp, you're in my stream because you're fascinated by me.
13:22You probably beat your meat to me.
13:23You probably stroke your fucking e-cock to me.
13:25That's why you're here.
13:27Alright, so.
13:28Wow, thank you, thank you fucking pad.
13:33Thank you fucking pad, dude.
13:35This stupid fucking MK pad, I can't land shit.
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