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00:00you are now watching now that's TV
00:30I have to go downstairs and tell that bitch just go ahead and give it to me
00:33cause I ain't finna keep doing what I listen to, for real n***a
00:36it's about to get active in 5, 4, 3, 2, PUNK!
00:42get that n***a
00:49b***h
00:51get out of here
00:59b***h
01:00b***h
01:03b****
01:03what's up?
01:04what's up, p***h b***h
01:06b***h you fucked up
01:07b****
01:10b***h
01:12Karina, you can't even do nothing with Makayla but you want me
01:15I thought you dead in your s***
01:16ha ha
01:17that ho tried to call me out last night
01:20And thought she was eating and foaming me, bitch.
01:22Yeah, I got my cheap shot.
01:25Eat that.
01:26Bro, sweet.
01:27Bitch.
01:40What's up, bro?
01:50This big bitch, Makayla, socked me to mount
02:20Everest, bitch.
02:21I don't know where I went, but I wasn't on Earth, bitch.
02:23I was dazed, bitch.
02:23I didn't see my grandma, my great-grandma, my dad, bitch.
02:26I didn't see the younger me when I was a baby, bitch.
02:29I went to a place I never been before.
02:30This bitch socked the living shit out of me.
02:33But at this point, Tavana already hit that bitch.
02:34I'm sorry to tell you, but I wasn't hitting that bitch back.
02:39That's that bitch.
02:44What the fuck is going on?
02:47What's going on?
02:50I was a loud-ass drill sergeant yelling at the top of his motherfucking lungs,
02:59talking about that we had to get ready, don't put on none of them lashes,
03:03don't put on none of that other cute shit,
03:05because you're not going to need it, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
03:07And I'm like, what's he talking about?
03:11Like, what's going on?
03:12They're going to come off.
03:13Ain't no need for no lashes.
03:15I told you, y'all want to be pretty.
03:18Y'all ain't going to be pretty by the end.
03:19That's the biggest fuck.
03:21I asked my homegirl, London, I asked the bitch what happened,
03:23and she's pissed off sitting there talking about this bitch snuck me.
03:27And I'm like, damn, this bitch just keep jumping and fights,
03:30and she keeps sneaking.
03:32Like, that shit is really lame to me.
03:34Hey, you might want to say that.
03:37You might want to say that.
03:38It's like the whole house was against me.
03:51Like, literally, like, everybody, like, it was just a disaster.
03:56Yo, have a seat.
03:58That's irritating.
04:00That's irritating.
04:01He's just, I'm getting dancing like that.
04:05I'm like, how about he's really good?
04:08And nobody's talking about punking.
04:10Nobody's worrying about punking anybody.
04:11You see, we're trying to do something.
04:12Save y'all motherfucking.
04:13Shut up.
04:13Nobody's worrying about really what you're talking about.
04:15You don't want anyone looking done.
04:17Acting, you're acting.
04:19By the time I get done, y'all ain't going to want to fight.
04:23Now shut the fuck up and let them say what they got to say.
04:31Laugh all you want.
04:32You ain't going to be laughing by the time I'm done with you.
04:35We never do.
04:36Y'all always play with us.
04:39This ain't no game today.
04:40Oh, okay.
04:43Behind closed doors, yeah?
04:44Behind closed doors, y'all play with us.
04:47Hey.
04:47This bitch is ugly.
04:48He's fucking.
04:50That bitch is ugly.
04:52Who's the horn?
04:53Yeah, it's bitch.
04:53Don't like the bitch.
04:55Rony, bitch, look at you.
04:56Your face is sinking in your shit.
04:58And bitch, you're like, make a mind, bitch.
05:00Bitch, look at your makeup.
05:01You got a piranha.
05:02Why are you scared?
05:03Fuck out.
05:04I don't know if you're like animals and not like dogs.
05:08Y'all are going to be working out today.
05:10Say that you bitches don't want to act like dogs.
05:14I'm going to treat you guys like G.I.
05:16Jugs.
05:17It's boot camp.
05:18Y'all, it's time to wipe off that makeup.
05:20And it's time to take these wigs off.
05:21And it's time to turn out to the realness.
05:23Okay?
05:23I just think I would.
05:25You need no wigs to make up the game.
05:27I'm not fucking fucking.
05:28I'm not fucking fucking.
05:29Bitches, I'm tired of you.
05:30I don't know what they got.
05:32They had a house mom.
05:34A house mom supposed to be a woman.
05:36They had this punt.
05:38A five foot four punt that was up in there acting like a sissy.
05:42What sissy's doing.
05:44And how they going to give him control of us ladies?
05:48I don't know if he was trying to run to us or was he trying to run away.
05:52Baby, because the minute he started talking to us, we was like,
05:55Cubs, what's up?
05:56I'll rip.
05:56We'll knock you.
05:58Mama starts shaking every time she's seeing one of us, baby.
06:02He still was acting like a faggot.
06:04And bitch, I'm going to beat you up.
06:06Can I get her ass down?
06:07I'm not going to beat you up.
06:07No, bitch, I can't do a jam.
06:08You need to have that energy with everybody else in the house.
06:10You got the wrong energy.
06:12You need to pipe out.
06:13You need to pipe out.
06:14Y'all shake the hell off.
06:16Oh, you, oh, okay, hey, sir, ma'am, sir, ma'am, I don't know what to call him.
06:22Lead by example, Savannah.
06:24You should lead by example, bitch.
06:27Y'all listen to us.
06:28She's making it worse for you.
06:29Every time she say something, I'm going to add more bullshit.
06:32Well, stop adding more bullshit.
06:36And that's more stunts for you, too.
06:38Cool.
06:39That's more workout.
06:40That bitch lead.
06:41I'm going to work out, I ran.
06:42Mm-hmm.
06:45I'm going to work out.
06:46Y'all came here to win a prize, and y'all came here to read the motherfucking room.
06:50Let's do that.
06:51Let's be a dog.
06:53They're not acting like dogs.
06:54They didn't like that they had a Bush queen as a house mother, so they started trying to
06:59fight my assistant.
07:01And I'm like, wait, hold on, Holiday.
07:04Hold on, hold on, Holiday.
07:05Like, I'm like, nah.
07:09Now y'all trying to fight niggas.
07:11This is the reason why the world look at y'all as a you now.
07:14Everybody has to participate, because there will be eliminations right after.
07:21So, whoever falls behind will be eliminated.
07:24And that's it.
07:25That's all.
07:27Read the motherfucking room.
07:29That's all I want y'all to do.
07:30And I want y'all to do it positively.
07:32You have got to calm down.
07:33You've been an animal since I got here.
07:35And you got all this built to...
07:36You've been an animal, yeah, bitch.
07:37I'm a friend.
07:38I ain't not an animal.
07:39Well, you need to act like a lady.
07:40You need to act like a lady.
07:41That's not a host.
07:42You're not a host.
07:43Okay, but acting...
07:44I get that since when I'm talking to her.
07:46He's not saying that for both of her to...
07:48The more y'all talk, the worse you're making it.
07:50The more you talk, the worse you're making it.
07:53Okay.
07:55I'm sitting here in the military.
07:56I don't give a fuck.
07:56All right, we're going to find out.
07:58We're going to find out.
07:59Y'all are going to find out.
08:00Y'all are doing the rules and everything.
08:02I promise you.
08:04All right.
08:05Squats on the wall, bitch.
08:06And sit there.
08:09Everybody that was on a sprinter with me,
08:11y'all can come on and follow me.
08:12We're going to go hop on a bus.
08:14The rest of y'all figure it out.
08:18If y'all on the first sprinter, get the hell up.
08:20Let's go.
08:23Get in the line.
08:27If that wouldn't hit me, I'm fucking you off the work.
08:30Bitch toes is turning red and shit.
08:33Her tight-ass shoes, her cheap-ass sheen outfit.
08:35Bitch, you look like a fucking bum.
08:36Bitch, everything on you too motherfucking tight to be wearing.
08:39Go up a size, bitch.
08:40You look stuffed like a turkey, like a motherfucking pad you'd be wearing.
08:44So, I throw a water bottle at that, bitch.
08:47And if it was just a centimeter or two to the motherfucking left,
08:51that nose probably would have been leaking again.
08:53This is what I did not sign up for.
08:56To be tough to like my motherfucking child.
08:59I just feel like this is for the now-ass TV OG.
09:02They let me just speak.
09:03Y'all see?
09:04Y'all see they put their now-ass TV OGs in a fucked-up ass predicament.
09:08This is what they want us to do.
09:10Joyce talk to us like we ain't shit.
09:11And can't do it.
09:12Fuck what's wrong with them.
09:13And we can't do nothing.
09:14And they want us to respect them, nigga.
09:16But that hard shit ass...
09:16Bitch, VinCindy was the first OGs on the network.
09:19Stop playing with me.
09:20Your fans know it.
09:21We built now-ass TV.
09:23Fuck is y'all talking about?
09:24I'm already on this show.
09:25And I told my CEO.
09:27Like, bitch.
09:28I need my faith with Joy.
09:31And y'all got this bitch PC'd up.
09:33Y'all don't want to listen to me?
09:35Everybody get on your face and give me 10 right now.
09:38Get on y'all face and give me 10 right now.
09:41Immediately we go outside.
09:43And he is dropped down to give me 50 or you going home, bitch.
09:46I'm like, wait, hold on.
09:47It was cute.
09:47It was fun.
09:48But hold on.
09:48Bitch.
09:49Who you call bitch?
09:50What's going on here?
09:52Like, how did we get here?
09:53It's a lot.
09:53Because the thing is is that y'all...
09:54She's doing it for the girls.
09:55No, she's not.
09:56No, she's not.
09:57She's doing it for herself.
09:58And guess what?
09:58The people that actually participate...
09:59And then it's wet on the floor.
10:00And then it's wet on the floor.
10:00And then it's wet on the floor.
10:01And then it's wet on the floor.
10:02I'm all y'all getting up out of me.
10:03That's all y'all getting up out of me.
10:05For real.
10:05That's all I got about me.
10:07I wasn't trying to get my ass no extra layups and no pushups, bitch.
10:10I don't know about the other girls.
10:11But he had did a couple more yells and said, we was going to be doing jumping jacks and
10:14shit.
10:14And that's all he had to tell me.
10:16I'm like, let me not make it worse.
10:17That's all I got.
10:18That's all I got.
10:19Go ahead and see you.
10:20Yup.
10:21Yup.
10:21What?
10:22Give us up.
10:23Two.
10:24Let me say something.
10:24Yup.
10:25If you don't want to do this, then you go home.
10:27I can't eliminate it right now.
10:29I can't eliminate it.
10:30Okay.
10:30All right, push up positions and hold it for 20 seconds.
10:32I can't do it on my hands.
10:34I can't do it on my hands.
10:37I can't do it on my hands.
10:39All right, give me 10 pushups.
10:40I'll sit up there.
10:41Okay.
10:41You're going to give me something.
10:42Okay.
10:43Well, it ain't going to be pushups.
10:44The girls all complaining and stuff.
10:45I'm like, bitch, stop making it hard.
10:47Bitch, let's just get this shit over with.
10:48He is crazy.
10:50Bitch, he is losing it.
10:51Girl, what?
10:51All right.
10:52What you doing?
10:53Why?
10:53All right, dude.
10:54I want to be squat.
10:56You can give me a 20-second point.
10:58Come on.
10:58What's that?
10:58That's like you give me a 20-second point.
11:01Bitch, I don't go to no gym.
11:02Is this not Dollhouse?
11:04Why do we have a drill sergeant?
11:05Like, what?
11:08I don't like him at all.
11:09Like, he's talking reckless.
11:11He's talking about doing all this exercise and stuff.
11:13And the only exercise I do is to the fridge and to the couch.
11:17Like, I don't do all this crazy-ass, like, manly-ass exercise shit.
11:22So, I hate any, like, you yelling in our faces and shit.
11:25Like, do you just see us as, like, a bunch of niggas or something?
11:28Well, can I do the plane for it?
11:3020 seconds.
11:31Let's go, y'all.
11:31What's the plane?
11:32What's the plane?
11:33She's here to show you.
11:34It's like, it's like this.
11:36You don't go down.
11:37You go.
11:37You got to hold.
11:3820 seconds.
11:38Let's go.
11:39Y'all wasting my time.
11:41What's up there?
11:42All right.
11:42So, she's going to fuck y'all up even more.
11:44Ow!
11:50Now, get up and get on the fucking sprint.
11:51Let's go.
11:52Okay.
11:52So, you dragging it now.
11:53Like, you dragging it.
11:54That was the 20 seconds.
11:57That was the 20 seconds.
11:59He's like, if you don't do no push-ups, you going home.
12:01Immediately, I dropped down, baby.
12:02Hold on.
12:02I'm here.
12:03I'm staying.
12:04I'm not going nowhere.
12:05So, I'm going to do the push-ups.
12:05I'm going to shut up.
12:06I shut my fat ass up and I did a push-up.
12:08I did 10 of them bitches, too.
12:09So, he was out of control.
12:14But, you know, after talking to the production on the side, and they let me know, basically,
12:18you know, it's just a challenge.
12:19At the end of the day, he's just doing his job.
12:21And don't really take it to heart.
12:2310 push-ups right now.
12:29Call time.
12:30Child time.
12:31Call time.
12:31Boom, boom, boom.
12:32You bitches, get up.
12:33Get on y'all knees.
12:3510 up.
12:36Push-up.
12:37Get on your knees.
12:38Push-up.
12:38Bend over.
12:39Swing around.
12:40Go up.
12:41When I tell you, he told us to do, I think, 10 jumping jacks or 10 push-ups.
12:48Baby, Pookie and Persuade just sit there like, we ain't doing shit.
12:51Who you talking to?
12:52Y'all one team, one fight.
12:54Push-ups right now.
12:59Yo, I need, I need some push-ups.
13:04Y'all a team.
13:05Y'all a team.
13:06There's some guy that's doing push-ups, bitch.
13:08If you know me, I don't have no upper body strength, bitch.
13:10I take my spurno, bitch.
13:11My, my blockers, bitch.
13:13This, this body is soft.
13:15I couldn't do a push-up to save my motherfucking lives.
13:18He's doing push-ups.
13:19These bitches is doing girl push-ups.
13:20I, which I didn't even think to do that because I'm up here like, I know I can't do no push-up,
13:24bitch.
13:24So I really didn't care.
13:25Hey, yo, nobody get up and stop pushing to these two, give me my 10.
13:35Keep pushing to that, give me my 10.
13:37You all want to act like wild-ass animals.
13:39Like, first of all, bitch, do I look like a wild-ass animal?
13:42No.
13:42The fuck?
13:43The drill sergeant comes in and he's very disrespectful.
14:13He tried to tell me, get on the floor and do some push-ups.
14:16And I said, hell the fuck no.
14:17Me and my girlfriend Pookie, we wasn't doing that.
14:19We wasn't jumping on no motherfucking ground and motherfucking getting on the floor and
14:23doing no push-ups.
14:24Bitch, we're dogs.
14:25We ain't peasants.
14:26Are you okay?
14:27And we not playboys.
14:28This is not how that works over here.
14:30I'm sorry.
14:30Go play with somebody else.
14:32So he like, oh, the more these two bitches don't get up and do they push-ups, the more
14:37y'all going to do.
14:38Well, then one of these bitches is just going to have to get off this floor and feel some type
14:41of way.
14:42Because I'm not getting on this floor.
14:43I don't give a fuck.
14:43What the fuck you're talking about?
14:45Bitch, it is what it is.
14:46We not getting on this floor.
14:47And we meant that.
14:48And we didn't get on that floor.
14:50Y'all might want to tell them to fall in line.
14:52I don't need my fear.
14:54I don't need my fear.
14:55Hey.
14:56All right.
14:56Y'all are wrong.
14:57We didn't disrespect you.
14:58Hey.
14:59We are y'all that did the push-ups.
15:01I'm playing.
15:02Until they give me my 10 push-ups.
15:04Doing what?
15:06Nigga, not me.
15:07I didn't even dis the fan production.
15:09I don't need to play.
15:10I don't need to play if I do it.
15:12We're the other bitches that you need to control.
15:15They already did that shit.
15:17That's why they on the Sprinter now.
15:19No, they didn't.
15:19They got both up outside.
15:21I'm telling you now.
15:22They did push-ups and sit-ups outside.
15:24More sit-ups.
15:25They come out.
15:26We got a drill sergeant and I listen.
15:28And we about to do some workouts.
15:30Bitch, I don't even work out at home.
15:32Y'all hoes not finna put me on my motherfuckin' scale and all that.
15:36Move.
15:37So, if y'all wanna go.
15:39Okay.
15:39I did defense.
15:40We're not doing that.
15:41We're not.
15:42Okay, so y'all gonna be the two eliminated.
15:44We're really dogs.
15:45We're not doing that.
15:45I did my team.
15:46So y'all gonna be eliminated.
15:46I don't even need to take production, but I did my team.
15:49Okay.
15:49We not going over there.
15:50So y'all two gonna be up for elimination.
15:53The fuck?
15:53I did my team.
15:54We did not disrespect nobody to have to do push-ups.
15:58We sat here and shut the fuck up when they just screamed at everybody.
16:00So I'm not finna do no fucking push-ups behind some shit that these hoes just was doing?
16:04Yo.
16:04The fuck out of here.
16:05So everybody that did y'all team, line up in front of me.
16:09If y'all did y'all push-ups, line up in front of me.
16:11Why bein' weird?
16:12We was shut.
16:13Was we sayin' anything when everybody was screamin'?
16:15No.
16:15We shut the fuck up.
16:17Right.
16:18We was quiet.
16:18We shut up.
16:19So why bein' you?
16:21Hey, yo, Kenzie.
16:22You drivin'?
16:23Kenzie, I need you.
16:24Which van we on?
16:25Come with me.
16:26Come on before you.
16:27What's that about me?
16:28Who on that one?
16:30Ayo, why they out?
16:34Man, nigga, don't get besides y'allself talkin' to me, bitch.
16:38So y'all ready to do the 10 or not?
16:41Hold on, Isaiah.
16:42Kenzie, can you give me 10 with the rest on?
16:44The rest on gave me 10 push-ups.
16:46Can you give me 10?
16:47Give me 10.
16:49Let me get 10.
16:50Let me get 10.
16:51Right now?
16:52Yo.
16:53Kenzie.
16:53Kenzie.
16:53A lot of y'all are complainin' and stuff like that.
16:59At the end of the day, there's a grand prize at the end of the season.
17:01So may the baddest bitch win and the baddest doll win.
17:05At the end of the day.
17:06Dude, keep y'all headin' the motherfuckin' hand.
17:08Five dudes are crazy.
17:09But still, yeah, random people just want to make Trini front over.
17:13I didn't even know.
17:13If I was from here, I wouldn't put my last even up in one, bitch.
17:16Trini and Barbie is my best friend and I'm not gonna let none of you little bitches play
17:21with her.
17:22I may be the host, but the backstory between me and Trini and Barbie is we transitioned
17:29together, we lived together, we done did it all together.
17:33So why would I let you guys, why would I let you little dumbass bitches play my best friend?
17:39No, I'm cool.
17:40But in the same breath, y'all not gonna just violate because at the end of the day, bitch,
17:45we're both fad.
17:46Bitch, we know our brains and we know where we came from.
17:50So y'all not gonna play like y'all dumb and delusional and y'all don't know what's going
17:55on.
17:55All them bitches, I don't know if I can work in you, but girl, I'm gonna get in there for
17:59Trini, because Trini is small.
18:01All of them bitches, I'm arguing with Shia La London, all of them sorry, but I'm like,
18:05bitch, when did I even talk to y'all bitches today in my life?
18:08Trini, because Trini is small.
18:09I don't know what can be the issue if she's trying to get down.
18:14No, it wasn't no, bitch, I never, I ain't even know we had.
18:17Her and, her and Barbie was sold on.
18:18Yeah, Barbie was like, oh yeah, everybody else gonna have to be rich.
18:21But they're taking advantage of that.
18:22I'm small, that's what it is.
18:23It's a fall of the, it's a fall of the leader.
18:26I know.
18:27So I need you guys to respect, respect the security in production.
18:31Trini, Barbie, I want a back set.
18:33Trini, Barbie.
18:34Trini, Barbie.
18:36Trini or Trini?
18:37Trini.
18:38Trini, Barbie.
18:39Trini, Barbie, Barbie.
18:43Force.
18:44Matcha figure.
18:46No, it's just like, it's just like.
18:47Bitches are shaped like stick figures.
18:49Y'all don't shape, it's straight up and down with two circles on y'all fucking checks, bitch.
18:53Y'all need to get that shit together and get the fuck up out of here.
18:56First of all, y'all need to focus on y'all transition before y'all try to come to a dog show and present y'all stuff.
19:01Okay.
19:01Cause you bitches are very much self-unpresentable.
19:03Niggas.
19:04Big face.
19:05The fuck?
19:05The top to me so far where I see the top, like the big dogs ever hitters is persuasive about a Jelani, Phukia, Makayla.
19:14Because Makayla is, y'all are just giving hardcore fucks.
19:17It don't matter, she, I don't play.
19:19But it's like Makayla not fighting, all she doing is trying to sing.
19:22She's not punching though.
19:25She's not punching though.
19:27She hit me one time with one hand, but I said she's a grab, a puller, a slinger.
19:31No, fight me bitch, I'm monged out. Bitch, I've been trained for 50 years.
19:35Ain't no Muslim ass, boo.
19:37What did you talk about? I don't wanna fight, I don't wanna wrestle with no nigga bitch, fight, I can punch y'all.
19:41Bitch, I don't know what these hoes talking about a motherfucking house mother.
19:44First of all, ain't no punk coming here being no house mother.
19:47Get y'all bitch ass up out of here.
19:49This dollhouse not exit the ground.
19:51This dollhouse and I'm sick of bitches trying to have protection and all that.
19:53Get these punk to keep trying to fight these girls.
19:56Get punky.
19:57Bitch, stop trying to get these niggas to fight these girls.
20:00I don't like that.
20:01Fight your own mouth.
20:02If you're big and bad and you're the hoes bitch and you can pop in, then fight about it bitch.
20:08I gave you your name.
20:09You wouldn't be in the spot if I had to move.
20:11I stopped.
20:12I kept going.
20:13I'm not a crash out.
20:15She get her face broke.
20:16She get her nose broke.
20:18She fight niggas.
20:19She fight bitches.
20:20I got respect.
20:21I have morals.
20:22They don't want that.
20:23Okay?
20:24I can't say that because Joy saying-
20:25Fuck that bitch.
20:26She can't give me no work.
20:27I'm just as white, bro.
20:28I'm funny.
20:29I beat that bitch.
20:30I beat that bitch.
20:31That bitch never gave me no work, though.
20:32I'm Barbie.
20:33Y'all hear Barbie?
20:34Y'all knew Barbie, right?
20:35Everybody say, dumb, dumb, dumb.
20:37I'm still big.
20:39I'm still big.
20:40I'm still big.
20:41With the bitch on the platform online.
20:43I'm still big.
20:44Why we still big?
20:45She didn't stop nothin' this way.
20:46Promise you.
20:47I was the first trans host.
20:48Remember that.
20:49Really?
20:50Well, seriously.
20:51She didn't stop me.
20:52That bitch is goin' home tonight.
20:53She didn't stop shit this way.
20:54We're goin' home tonight.
20:55We're packin' bitches out tonight.
20:56I keep this-
20:57Star-house motherfuckin' season wide.
21:00And we're here.
21:01Star-house!
21:02Star-house!
21:03Star-house!
21:04Star-house!
21:05Star-house!
21:06Star-house!
21:07Star-house!
21:08Star-house!
21:09Star-house!
21:10Star-house!
21:11Star-house!
21:12We all motherfucking down ass TV. Season one, beat bitches, bomb bitches. Bitches that looking good. Girls got going to get in and quaint. And we over here at Steven and all.
21:25Bitches that get it, get it. Bitches that get it, get it.
21:28In the words of Joyce, three bitches going home tonight.
21:34I just gotta say it's like shit finna goop. Real raw. And nasty.
21:40Uncut, bitch. Now that's TV. You better clock that TV, bitch. Shit finna get real raw in the ass TV.
21:47Everything that you see on TV ain't TV. Real raw. What'd you say?
21:50What'd you say? Real raw. I was giving real raw at the dollhouse.
21:56Oh, now that's TV. At the dollhouse. We at the motherfucking dollhouse.
22:00Bitch, you shut the fuck up. No shade.
22:04I gotta check up on my girl.
22:06Joya, shut up. Why are you at the parking here?
22:10Go. Because I'm not, girl. Go.
22:13Why you haven't got yourself together since you've been here?
22:19Bye, Cory.
22:23This couple of y'all don't shit, bitch. You're drowning. You're drowning.
22:26Y'all don't come over here again, Peppa Pig.
22:28Peppa Pig. Y'all feet gon' be too hot, man.
22:30You thinkin' about that here?
22:31So we arrive. We get to this big-ass field.
22:34And we line the fuck up.
22:37Got the little drone shit on us and shit.
22:39I'm like, oh shit, this is real weird on TV.
22:41Bitch!
22:42Hold on, baby.
22:43We ended up at this big, gigantic-ass park, and all I saw was grass and an empty pool.
23:08I'm like, okay, I think we're finna rumble.
23:11Because that's what this fucking grass is giving.
23:13It's not giving workout. It's not giving play football.
23:17It's not giving play no sports.
23:18It's giving this open opportunity for all of us to fight.
23:21Hey, guys. What's up?
23:23I'm right here.
23:25And I'm feeling clear.
23:26I was trying central.
23:28Hold on, hold on, hold on.
23:29There we go.
23:30That's why I said it.
23:31Like, that's a big tall bitch.
23:33That's the other one.
23:45What's up?
23:46What's up?
23:47What's up?
23:48Welcome to fucking boot camp, ladies.
23:51Y'all thought I was playing at the house, right?
23:53We're gonna see what y'all made of today, all right?
23:56Me and I playing no motherfucking days with y'all either.
23:59And while we're at it, today is elimination day.
24:02So one of y'all bitches is not coming back to the house with us.
24:05So just be prepared.
24:06Who going home?
24:07Cause hood, bitch night.
24:08Bitch.
24:09Y'all need to get in line.
24:11Y'all need to fall in line.
24:12And y'all need to do what the instructor says do.
24:14And Savannah, I want you to do it especially.
24:16Because like I said, you've been-
24:17Savannah gotta do extra workouts.
24:19Y'all want you to-
24:20Oh, you need-
24:21That said my name.
24:22Savannah!
24:23Savannah!
24:24Savannah!
24:25She's acting like the tramp from Savannah, honestly, if you ask me.
24:29But you know what?
24:30By the time this competition is over, she's gonna be in line.
24:32And me and her are gonna be able to kiki all the way to the river.
24:35You got on the Amazon body, bitch.
24:37Y'all say nothing to me.
24:38Bitch, bitch, please.
24:39You put crack in your pussy, ho.
24:41Stop talking to me.
24:42All right.
24:43I'm gonna split y'all up in the team.
24:45Hey, yo!
24:46This is my show right now.
24:47Shut up.
24:48The winners get y'all phones tonight.
24:51The losers, y'all don't.
24:55Everybody to the right of Barbie, y'all on teams.
25:03Everybody from Persuade Jenova, y'all on the team.
25:07So I need all y'all to take five steps back and get in line.
25:12Y'all gonna bear crawl to the end.
25:14Bear crawl?
25:15What's all that?
25:16When y'all get to the end, I want ten push-ups, ten burpees.
25:20Bear crawl back to your next team member, and they gonna do it.
25:24Girl, he look over, he like, y'all finna bear crawl.
25:26I'm like, what the fuck is that?
25:27Girl, bear crawl, bitch.
25:29I ain't shaped like no beer.
25:30What's that?
25:31Crawl like a bear?
25:32I don't know what all that is.
25:33Demonstrate.
25:34We don't know what that is.
25:35Bear crawl.
25:36Bear crawl.
25:41That's all it is.
25:42I need ten.
25:43Ten push-ups.
25:44Ten burpees.
25:45My purse out.
25:46Go!
25:47We racing?
25:48Oh, we got to get up.
25:49I'm about to get silent.
25:50That's not a bear crawl.
25:51Go back.
25:54Y'all, everybody know what y'all doing, right?
25:58Yes, we're doing the bear crawl.
26:00Like this.
26:01Okay, let's order again.
26:02Girl, I want the bear crawl.
26:06Lower.
26:07All four.
26:08Girl, you girls ought to be on the knees.
26:10Bitch, shut up.
26:11Hey.
26:12Bitch, shut up.
26:13Don't tell me, lower.
26:14Let me do me, bitch.
26:15Don't lie to me.
26:16Shut up.
26:17Yo, chill out.
26:18I'm the host, and you're going to respect me, and you're going to get down on your knees and
26:21pull.
26:22That's what you're going to do.
26:23You're going to get down on your knees and motherfucking through.
26:26All you bitches.
26:27All you bitches.
26:28All you bitches.
26:29I'm not doing it.
26:30I'm not doing it.
26:31Yo.
26:32I'm not doing that.
26:33Please.
26:34So, we're doing elimination.
26:35So, whoever don't do it, y'all look for elimination.
26:37Go now.
26:38What's up?
26:39Bro, that's fucked up.
26:40Like, that's fucked up.
26:42What y'all doing?
26:43Kenzie, Kenzie, Kenzie.
26:44Or should I say Pepper Ann.
26:46Kenzie, I'm telling you this directly, girl.
26:49Yeah, I'm saying it behind your back because I'm in front of this camera and there ain't
26:52nobody to my left and there ain't nobody to my right.
26:55You need to start acting like a lady.
26:58Take Steve Harvey's advice.
26:59Act like a lady and think like a man.
27:01And you still is a man.
27:03So, you need to rebuke that manliness and you need to tap into your feminine energy.
27:07And if you don't know how to do it, just go get my e-book, honey.
27:10It Girl Consults on one-on-one, honey.
27:12Click that link up in my bio.
27:14Cause you need to.
27:16Kenzie, I thought she was a veteran.
27:18You can't do it?
27:20Kenzie.
27:21Are y'all ready?
27:23Yo, this is really a...
27:24Are y'all ready?
27:25Kenzie, are you not a veteran?
27:28I know all y'all want y'all phones back, so...
27:32What y'all going to do?
27:34Y'all going to keep talking or y'all going to do it?
27:35Who's my mom?
27:36Who's my mom?
27:37Who's my mom?
27:38I'm okay.
27:39I'm cheating, Barbie.
27:40I'm cheating.
27:41I'm cheating.
27:44I'm in the line.
27:45I'm going to run straight, but I'm sitting like this.
27:47Y'all got me f***ing.
27:48Get ready.
27:49First group up.
27:51Go.
27:54Y'all are not even crawling.
27:58What?
27:59Ten burpees.
28:00What the heck?
28:01Okay.
28:02Okay.
28:03Let's go.
28:04You got it.
28:05Let's go.
28:06We're following it.
28:07Let's go.
28:08Okay.
28:09Let's go.
28:10I ain't going to lie.
28:11The exercises was...
28:12That s*** a little fun to me.
28:14I ain't going to lie.
28:15I didn't give a f*** about it.
28:16It was just like, what?
28:17Little activities.
28:18Like, it was like working out.
28:19Like, I go to the gym.
28:20I have a nice body.
28:21So, like, I really don't really care about that stuff.
28:24But then bear claws, that was fun.
28:26You get what I'm saying?
28:27We all just went up in teens.
28:29And you know what?
28:30I kind of liked it, my teens.
28:31I kind of liked it that some of my girls was on the other side.
28:34And we was on this side.
28:35You get what I'm saying?
28:36It made it more fun, if you ask me.
28:38Yeah!
28:39Come on.
28:40Let's go.
28:41Come on.
28:42Come on, Katie.
28:43Let's go, Katie!
28:44Hey!
28:45Good fill that way.
28:46Jump on!
28:51Let's go, yeah.
29:03Let's go, yeah!
29:04Hey!
29:05Swade!
29:07Go, Go!
29:13I did this for y'all.
29:15We gotta get right, we gotta get right, I'm out of them.
29:20Come on, Swayze!
29:22Let's go!
29:24Come on Swayze!
29:26You guys happy with serenity!
29:32Come on Swayze!
29:35Let's go!
29:37Let's go!
29:39Come on, you got this!
29:43Fuck!
29:47Get that team! Get that team!
29:49Yeah!
29:51Get that team!
29:53Go, fuck it!
29:55Yeah!
29:57Yeah! Two and one!
29:59Yeah! Two and one!
30:01Yeah! There you go!
30:03Okay, so you about to get?
30:05We're just gonna do a two and one!
30:07You about to get?
30:09I don't have a bite!
30:11Go, Fookie!
30:13What's up?
30:33YG! YG! Keep something up, YG!
30:47Let's go!
30:49Let's go!
30:51Let's go!
30:53Let's go!
30:55Let's go!
30:57Let's go!
30:59Let's go!
31:01Come on!
31:03YG, stop playing, girl!
31:05Let's go!
31:07Let's go!
31:13YG, come on!
31:15Come on, YG!
31:17Come on, YG!
31:19Come on, y'all!
31:21Come on, y'all!
31:23Come on, y'all!
31:25My instructor is putting these pathways to work.
31:27No shade.
31:29We putting these bitches to work.
31:31We making these bitches to, like,
31:33okay, you guys, like,
31:35we bringing them back to reality, babe.
31:37You was once a...
31:41You was once a man, babe.
31:43Like, no shade.
31:45You said y'all wanna act like niggas?
31:47We gonna treat you guys like niggas.
31:51So, get on your knees and crawl for me.
31:53Okay?
31:57This is cool.
31:59Sayana, get your ass down and do the motherfucking push-ups, bitch!
32:01Come on, Sayana, you got this, girl!
32:03She don't got shit.
32:05She got it, girl.
32:06But mow the oil in her motherfucking ass.
32:07She got it.
32:08That's all she got.
32:09Now bear crawl back home
32:11and hurry up about it,
32:13before I get mad.
32:14Tonight, y'all two gotta have a conversation
32:16because I'm here for Slayana.
32:17Stupid, ditzy, bitch.
32:20Me and my girls was tearing them hoes up
32:22and then you have this fat, funky bitch on the side
32:25talking about
32:26harder, do this, do that.
32:28Like, bitch, out of all of us,
32:29you're the real bitch that need to be out here
32:31doing these workouts.
32:32Bitch, you're hella big.
32:33Bitch, your ankles are fucking crying
32:35out of them heels, bitch.
32:36Like, you was the bitch that really needed
32:38to be working out.
32:39There we go.
32:40Woo!
32:41Woo!
32:42That was a lot.
32:44Let's go, Ari, y'all!
32:46I'll do 50.
32:47Thank you for that.
32:48Woo!
32:49Three!
32:50I'm out of here.
32:51Woo!
32:52Let's go, Ari!
32:53Put the pump in that cup!
32:54Put the pump in that cup!
32:55Let's go!
32:57Two!
32:58Two!
32:59Yeah!
33:00You got it.
33:01You got it.
33:02You got it.
33:03You got it.
33:04You got it.
33:05You got it.
33:06You got it.
33:07You got it.
33:08You got it.
33:09You got it.
33:10You got it.
33:11You got it.
33:12You got it.
33:13You got it.
33:14Yeah.
33:15She did do our first job.
33:16Yes, she did.
33:17Yes, she did.
33:18She did.
33:19She did.
33:20I'm in.
33:21One, two.
33:22One, two, three, one.
33:23I said they got to do this stuff.
33:28Come on, guys.
33:30Come on.
33:31Come on.
33:32OMG!
33:33As we're all doing the bear crawling, it gets to me, and y'all know my little chicken
33:50cutlets and everything, and all these other girls, yes, they got fake titties, but mine
33:54are fake, like, you know, little chicken cutlets, chick out and shit, and as I'm bear crawling,
34:00I feel one of them fall out, and I'm like, oh shit, I did not secure my bra, like, why
34:06am I, first of all, why am I out here doing to feel any motherfucking ways, my titty all
34:10out in this motherfucking grass, I fall and shit, it's like, it's a fucking mess, like,
34:14I fucking hate this, like, I really just want, I honestly was ready to crash down on every
34:17fucking body, like, I was really ready to just run up and hit the drill sergeant, because
34:20it was like, my titty fell out now, and everybody saw my titty fall out, like, I'm over it.
34:25I know the titty did not fall out, wait, what?
34:29I personally don't care that, like, the girls, you know, they got their surgeries and stuff,
34:39because a lot of girls got their surgeries before, you know, they got right theirselves,
34:43and me personally, I'm taking my transition slow, and as of right now, yes, I do have little
34:49chicken cutlets, but I'm not ashamed of it, my transition is different just like everybody
34:52else, everybody has a unique path, and this is the path I want to go, until I'm ready
34:56to buy myself some titties, because I'm not buying the titties to be fighting these motherfucking
35:00orangutans all damn day, I'm, I'm gonna get my titties when I'm settling down, I'm sitting
35:05down, I'm looking pretty, so, I'm not embarrassed, I don't really give a fuck that they got their
35:11titties, still ugly bitches, though.
35:14I'm crying.
35:18That's not a push-up, she's not a push-up.
35:22That's not a push-up.
35:33Come on, what's thisicky away?
35:36We doing our beer called, bitch.
35:37Where the fuckgg?
35:39I look over, I'm thinking one of the girls done tripping, some grass being thrown up in
35:43the ear, I see Bria's titties flying out!
35:46I'm like, Rhea, stop looking at my bitch titties, no, don't look at my bitch titties, everybody's like, oh my god, her titties, her titties, her titties, her titties, I'm like, no, no, no, no, I got your sister, I go grab them titties, your titties ain't for me, I grab them titties, and I have them tight to me, you would have thought they was mine, I grab them titties, stop looking at her titties, stop, stop being creepy, they was looking at my bitch titties, but Rhea, I had them nice and secure, my girl finished their goal, and girl, we got up in there.
36:13The titties got it, no shade, Jada, do that motherfucking push-ups, bitch, come on, Jada, bitch got her legs crossed, come on, Jada, now waiter, Jada, no waiter, all right, Trini, do your push-ups, girl, you dying, you dying, you dying, you dying, come on, bitch, run over here, ho, I don't need to go,
36:42come on, Mikaela, bitch, Mikaela, let's go, come on, baby, Mikaela, bear crawled, show them what's up, baby, shit, all right, I need a match, so we just training?
36:56me, okay, you got them pier medics, well, James, we won, I think, I know, they had one answer,
37:06they'll be, and you, okay, whatever, no answer, excuse me, no, no, no, no, this is not fair.
37:14So we don't get our phones, I'm still alive, oh, no, okay, who else did your best, okay, who else did your best,
37:19That's motor oil you, bitch.
37:21Uh-huh.
37:21They're like, I'm in there.
37:22Yes.
37:23You got heels on in the grass.
37:25You're trying too hard now, sweet cheeks.
37:30You're trying too hard now to prove it.
37:34But OK.
37:36You thought she was cute, and you thought bitches
37:38about to listen to you telling us to do these masculine things,
37:42bitch, that you not even doing?
37:46Clock it.
37:47You think we finna do this masculine ass shit?
37:50Nah.
37:52No, we not, bitch.
37:54That's why I got up on your fat ass, bitch.
37:57On my soul.
37:58You're playing now, bitch.
38:00Now I'm really about to beat your ass.
38:02And, bitch, shake them ass, bitch.
38:05Because when I shake, you hear it, boo.
38:10You hear it, boo.
38:11Ass clap, titty shake, all that, bitch.
38:14You be shaking them pads.
38:15That's what you do.
38:16Shake them pads, bitch.
38:19You know what's up, ho.
38:20You know what's up, bitch.
38:22You know what's up.
38:24I'm all to hold you.
38:25That's dropping.
38:26Mine slap, bitch.
38:27You're going to be dying soon from all that silicone.
38:29Mine slap.
38:30Bitch, stop.
38:31It's real shit.
38:31You're going to be dying from all that stuff.
38:33It's real shit.
38:33Your girls always had hard bodies.
38:35Mine never know hard bodies.
38:36It's real shit.
38:37You want to go?
38:38It is.
38:38All that motor oil, you bitch, please.
38:39You want to go?
38:40No, it's not.
38:40It's not the stuff you girls use.
38:41You're dying slow from all that silicone.
38:43I think it's going to your head because, bitch, you're crazy.
38:47You're crazy.
38:47And you still don't look better than me.
38:49And you still don't look better than me.
38:51Look at the mugs.
38:52Look at the mugs.
38:53Look at the mugs.
38:54With the boy nipples.
38:55Stop showing them boy nipples.
38:57Bitch, I can just see you girl with that big-ass bat in between your chest.
39:00Bitch, please.
39:01Grind up in a whole car between that big-ass bat.
39:03Bitch, you need to go back to the defense.
39:05Bitch, that's what you need to do.
39:07But N'Bank, you need to go back to the hot water.
39:15I'm a boy.
39:16Listen.
39:17We tired of these tubs.
39:18Ugly-ass bitch.
39:19Y'all fancy tonight?
39:20All right.
39:21Go for everything.
39:21Over here for your team.
39:23Yeah.
39:24Now, y'all said it was unfair.
39:29Right?
39:29So, I'm going to even it up.
39:31I'm going to even it up.
39:32Very much American Dad.
39:33You pick who you want to go against.
39:36Jelani.
39:37Come get this work, bitch.
39:38No, I'm sorry, we gon' go and get this fight.
39:40Come get my work, bro.
39:41Come get my work.
39:43The big is, yo, we not doing it.
39:44No, fuck you, my love.
39:46Any bitch not working, I'm just taking my day.
39:48All right, my hand is messed up.
39:49I'll catch you in the back.
39:50All right, well, you better follow me on that phone.
39:51They wanted us to break the tie,
39:53so let me tell y'all how they play this.
39:55They said whatever team win, get their phones sent.
39:58Our team won, but they's the one
40:01did the peak in the team, so it's like,
40:02how you give us one extra person on our team,
40:05and then when we win, say that we gotta break the tie.
40:09She over there is so worried about me.
40:10I, Jelani, that's who I want to break the tie with me.
40:13Break the tie.
40:14Bitch, we ain't finna break no motherfuckin' tie ho.
40:16The tiebreaker is a fight, a royal rumble.
40:19That's what we finna do.
40:20That's what that is, a fight.
40:21That's what we finna do.
40:22Do you wanna fight?
40:24Oh, baby, she's just new in her heart.
40:27I don't know what lime she had snorted this day.
40:30I don't know what liquor she had been drinking,
40:33probably the liquor I drenched her with.
40:35All right, J Blue.
40:38J?
40:39Jerry, get out of the way.
40:41Come on.
40:42Work out, pieces of life.
40:43Come on, come on.
40:52Next up on Dow House.
40:57Hi host.
40:58Hi.
40:59What's yours in here?
41:00Get out of me.
41:01You got to get all these stuff out here.
41:03You did not put on for New York City at all.
41:04I always put on for New York.
41:06I really don't.
41:06You put on for the box,
41:07but you haven't put on for New York City.
41:09You haven't gave me the doll material since you got here.
41:11So who's gonna get me out?
41:13My bitch, Ari.
41:14Everywhere she goes.
41:15Pull Ari out, please.
41:18Ready to go home?
41:19Ready to go home?
41:20Yeah.
41:21What's in your hand?
41:21No.
41:22Ready for nothing.
41:24It's for New York City, girl.
41:25But watch my girl's face.
41:27Watch her face.
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