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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35You're ready?
00:01:36Oops.
00:01:41Ow.
00:01:44Ow.
00:01:45Ow.
00:01:53Ow.
00:01:56Ow.
00:01:58Ow.
00:01:59Ow.
00:02:01Ah.
00:02:02Ah.
00:02:04Oh.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that
00:02:10belongs to the heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie
00:02:17that's worth 10 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:41she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:47you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:52you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:59i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:04okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:11okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:16the jocks
00:03:19and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:39oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most
00:03:57popular guy in school they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a
00:04:03a sexual ping pong match
00:04:17oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is the only way i could
00:04:35go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids click
00:04:42oh and that's eric
00:04:46he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:52hey gabby yo
00:04:53that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet
00:05:03then i'm in awesome got a boat later babes oh my god oh my god he's just going
00:05:12i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and
00:05:18stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:24he gets handsy hey watch out
00:05:32oh my god i'm so sorry it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:44thanks
00:05:44thanks
00:05:47your jacket smells good
00:05:54are you the new girl yeah
00:05:59i'm chasen
00:06:02rose
00:06:04nice to meet you
00:06:09come on chasen home room's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash might catch something oh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:19let's go
00:06:21chasen come on
00:06:23i'll wash your jacket
00:06:26oh my god your jacket smells good i'll wash your jacket yep kind of lame
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on come on let's go
00:06:49audrey rose wintersby
00:06:53ladies and gentlemen i'd like you to meet our new student rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances i trust that you'll all welcome rose and that you'll answer
00:07:08any questions that she has
00:07:11how would you like to be addressed is it just rose yes rose will suffice how about secondhand rose
00:07:17that's enough grab brackets
00:07:27ow ow oh my god ow there's something in my eye what is it something's in my eye i need my context
00:07:32solution or something rose can you go get it for me yeah where is it it's in my locker go get it over
00:07:37there yeah go go
00:07:51oh my god hey
00:07:55what are you doing in the boys locker room i i thought that um
00:08:07what are you doing in the boys locker room that'll show the
00:08:10that'll show the
00:08:19rose
00:08:23where are you
00:08:26are you showering with a boy
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen is that you are you in there with rose don't lie to me i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:59how is she not here i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:14what do you think i'm in there with the boys locker room
00:09:28i'm so sorry
00:09:29I'm sorry.
00:09:37Ouch!
00:09:38Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:59What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:18But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasin' off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:56Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14God, it's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's...
00:11:17More than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:29Crazy.
00:11:31Rose!
00:11:32What are you doing?
00:11:34We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:39Okay, well first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:03Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:35You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:56So modest.
00:12:57Love's it.
00:12:59Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:03Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:11Oh, my God.
00:13:12Ow.
00:13:13I think I pulled something.
00:13:14You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:17Oh, God.
00:13:19Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:23You're not serious.
00:13:25I am.
00:13:26Don't shatter my kneecap.
00:13:27It's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:41Yeah.
00:13:42I'll see ya.
00:13:43She's being nice.
00:13:44That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:50Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:14:00Um, no.
00:14:01She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun.
00:14:08Sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:18This girl is a piece of paper.
00:14:20Ah.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:36Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48What?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:07You lied to me.
00:15:10Why?
00:15:12You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:15Wait, what?
00:15:17You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:27Doesn't matter.
00:15:28Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:32Gabby.
00:15:33I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:43Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:46But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:53How?
00:15:58Give me one chance.
00:16:00This Saturday.
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:05I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:09No tricks.
00:16:10Just the truth.
00:16:14If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:16I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But, yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:49So, bye.
00:16:54Come on.
00:16:55Come on.
00:17:13Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely.
00:17:16And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:39I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:03No way.
00:18:24She did that on purpose!
00:18:26She looked me dead in the eye and bam!
00:18:28I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me!
00:18:43I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:46Enough!
00:18:48This isn't court TV.
00:18:50Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:54that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:06I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:14Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:23And you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:45Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:53Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:20:00Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:11I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:23Right.
00:20:24Figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:32But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41And that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:59What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:01What are you talking about?
00:21:03Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:11Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:14Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:16Since forever.
00:21:18I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:22Oh, please. You loved it.
00:21:24You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:35And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey. Your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:49You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks.
00:22:04Says the, uh, homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:18I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:34You bitch!
00:23:03You bitch!
00:23:04You bitch!
00:23:06You bitch!
00:23:12Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:15I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important, no, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:25I'm hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face,
00:23:31I could really use the hope.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:55I can't do it.
00:24:03Here, here, here, here.
00:24:06Like this.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:13Okay?
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:23You should join the tennis team.
00:24:30You know...
00:24:33I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:39Hey!
00:24:40Hey!
00:24:41Hey!
00:24:42Hey!
00:24:43Hey!
00:24:44Hey!
00:24:45Hey!
00:24:46Hey!
00:24:47Hey!
00:24:48Hey!
00:24:49Hey!
00:24:51Hey!
00:24:53You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56All right.
00:24:57Next.
00:24:58Oops, looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:25What the hell?
00:25:28No, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:43Oh, my God.
00:25:45Oh, my God.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:55Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:25:59Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:41Here.
00:26:42Take this.
00:26:43It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:49I owe you one.
00:26:50Oh, again.
00:26:51Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:52I'm reliable.
00:26:54Eric.
00:26:55Huh?
00:26:56I don't even know what that means.
00:26:57He likes you.
00:26:59He doesn't even know me.
00:27:01Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:05Maybe.
00:27:07Oh, my God.
00:27:08There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:12Oh, my God.
00:27:15There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:31Oh, my God.
00:27:31Oh, my God. There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy? Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:51Settle down. Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:01Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're the same as you.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:51Booby. I'm going to sit right here. On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone! I have an announcement to make. I'm having a party Saturday. And Audrey Rose Wintersby is going to be there. Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you going to go? I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:41Well, okay, then. I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose. So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:02All right. Here we go.
00:30:17This was a mistake. I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes. Yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point. See, Eric is here. I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Um, come on. This could be a turning point. Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay. You ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh, Gabby to Eric. Truth or dare.
00:31:29Uh, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay. What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait. What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46I...
00:33:47I...
00:33:48I...
00:33:49I...
00:33:50I...
00:33:50You're so beautiful.
00:34:20What the- What the-
00:34:50Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:20I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please, please don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Please, stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:22Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:45How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:46Um...
00:39:56I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:16I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party. I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Chasen. But, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Chasen. He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:50It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:21What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:34I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:39And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:46Sloan posted this.
00:42:47Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:01Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:32I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight!
00:44:16Bitch fight!
00:44:17Bitch fight!
00:44:18Bitch fight!
00:44:19Bitch fight!
00:44:20Bitch fight!
00:44:21Bitch fight!
00:44:22Bitch fight!
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls!
00:44:27What's going on here?
00:44:28Ow! Ow!
00:44:29Ow! My foot!
00:44:30Oh my god!
00:44:31I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:47But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her!
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:13But the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:16We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid idiotic dead-winter bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:51Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But you and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:51That was so hot.
00:47:12I don't know.
00:47:42Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:12Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:58Keep on.
00:51:06That way I really don't feel good.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:07I love you, Rose.
00:52:24I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, Rose.
00:53:12I worked up an after drive.
00:53:14So, how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:24Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:37I have something important to ask you.
00:53:40Uh-oh.
00:53:42What?
00:53:45Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:04I was expelled.
00:54:06What?
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:09Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:16Hey, Jason.
00:54:17Hey.
00:54:18How's Rose?
00:54:20Bummed.
00:54:21I feel awful.
00:54:22I feel awful.
00:54:23I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:24Yeah.
00:54:25You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:26Well, maybe.
00:54:27Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:28Yeah.
00:54:29Yeah.
00:54:30Yeah.
00:54:31Yeah.
00:54:32Yeah.
00:54:33Yeah.
00:54:34Yeah.
00:54:35Yeah.
00:54:36Yeah.
00:54:37Yeah.
00:54:38doing something about it.
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:51Yeah.
00:54:52Might not be a bad idea.
00:55:08I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed, I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:17Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:22Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:25Wait, what?
00:55:26What happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quick, Jason.
00:55:45Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:56People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:05Oh my God.
00:56:06Oh my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Rose Peoples.
00:56:11Give me that.
00:56:12Chase it.
00:56:13Chase it.
00:56:14Chase it.
00:56:16Hang on.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:26Nope.
00:56:27Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:35You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:50And Sloan drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:53And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:55You bitch.
00:56:56Security.
00:56:58Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:56:59No.
00:57:00Please.
00:57:01No, get off me.
00:57:02Do not touch me.
00:57:03Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:04Chasen.
00:57:05Chasen.
00:57:06Okay.
00:57:07Okay.
00:57:08It's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:57:19Okay, it's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
00:57:33First, the Prom King is Chasing Grey.
00:57:45And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's Prom Queen is...
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:58Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:15Congratulations.
00:58:18Hi.
00:58:19I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true Prom Queen.
00:59:24She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better Prom Queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36Wanna dance?
00:59:37Get lost, asshole.
00:59:38Get lost, asshole.
00:59:39Hey.
00:59:40Wanna dance?
00:59:41Get lost, asshole.
00:59:42Get lost, asshole.
00:59:43Get lost, asshole.
00:59:44Everyone?
00:59:45Alright, alright, alright.
00:59:46I'll take a break.
00:59:47I'm done.
00:59:48I'm done.
00:59:49I'm done.
00:59:50I'm done.
00:59:51I'm done.
00:59:52I'm done.
00:59:55Hi.
00:59:56Hey.
00:59:57Wanna dance?
00:59:58Get lost, asshole.
01:00:00Want to dance?
01:00:05Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:14All right, all right.
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:30Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:52Yes, girl.
01:01:00And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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