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Step back into the sunny and carefree days of the late 1970s with Cheerleaders’ Beach Party (1978). This retro comedy brings together laughter, friendship, and a splash of wild beach fun as a group of spirited cheerleaders hit the sand for the ultimate summer adventure. Packed with lighthearted humor, colorful fashion, and that unmistakable 70s vibe, it’s a nostalgic ride perfect for fans of vintage cinema and classic comedy.
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00:00:00Come on, Hawks, ram it to the rim!
00:00:27The ball, jeez, I can't believe it, those rams got the ball, damn!
00:00:34Bucky!
00:00:39Oh, come on, get him! Intercept! Intercept! Oh, God, touchdown!
00:00:46Yay, Chief!
00:00:48Well, Gertrude, that's Bill Ubel, he's the rams' halfback. They're the other team, Gertrude.
00:00:54Sorry, Bucky.
00:00:57And that flankerback Lee Williams, Christ, he never misses a kick, that son of a...
00:01:06There goes that Bill Ubel again. Shoot!
00:01:09Ramblin's beating the bigots off us!
00:01:11Now, Bucky, don't get so upset! You know what the...
00:01:1414 to nothing, and we're in the big five!
00:01:17Bucky, isn't that number 39, Jim Norris, their full-tail?
00:01:27Full-tail? Jeez, Jim Norris is their full-back.
00:01:31Oh, Ramblin's knocking the gramp out of us! It's a freakin' change.
00:01:36Bill Ubel, number 25, Lee Williams, number 27.
00:01:43Yeah, yeah. How do they do it?
00:01:46Oh, Jim Norris, 39. You know, it must be Coach Henson.
00:01:50Mother Hen Henson. Maybe.
00:01:53A secret formula, Bucky?
00:01:55Yeah, where does a dump like Ramblin' get all that piss and vinegar from, anyway?
00:01:58Bucky!
00:01:59Okay!
00:02:00Give us an R! Give us an R! Give us an R-A-M! Give us a B! Give us an L! Give us an I-N-G!
00:02:08Ramblin! Ramblin! Yay, Rams!
00:02:12Sam's!
00:02:14Sam's up and cheese! Sam's up and cheese! We're number one! We're number one! Sam's up and cheese! Sam's up and cheese! The game's just begun! It's just begun!
00:02:30And though it seems just like we're losing
00:02:36Don't you worry about it
00:02:42You know we're number one
00:02:46Stand up and cheat
00:02:48We're number one
00:02:54Stand up and cheat
00:02:55The game's just begun
00:03:00I know it's hard for you to believe it
00:03:08We're gonna beat that team
00:03:12Cause we're number one
00:03:17Stand up and cheat
00:03:19We're number one
00:03:24Stand up and cheat
00:03:28The game's just begun
00:03:30It's just begun
00:03:31And though it seems just like we're losing
00:03:37Don't you worry about it
00:03:43You know we're number one
00:03:47Stand up and cheat
00:03:50We're number one
00:03:53We're number one
00:03:55Stand up and cheat
00:03:57Stand up and cheat
00:03:59The game's just begun
00:04:01It's just begun
00:04:02Hello
00:04:09Hello
00:04:31Sherry speaking
00:04:34Come up and cheat
00:04:34Come up and see me
00:04:35At the VG clinic
00:04:37Come up and see me
00:06:09So, what are you guys going to do for your vacation?
00:06:14What did you have in mind?
00:06:16Sit on it, Lee.
00:06:19I mean, are you going to hang around here or what?
00:06:23Well, we haven't decided yet.
00:06:25I know what I'm going to do.
00:06:26I'm going to spend the whole time in bed with Mailer and Salinger and Vonnegut.
00:06:30Maybe I can slip in this guy, this picture.
00:06:33Yeah.
00:06:34Hey, we'll be back a minute, like about a minute.
00:06:43Where are you going, Lee?
00:06:44Well, we have to see a man about a dog.
00:06:46Right.
00:06:47Right.
00:06:48We'll be back with you.
00:06:49We're not a dog.
00:06:50I don't see a dog.
00:06:51What's the mystery, Monica?
00:06:54I don't know.
00:06:55I don't know.
00:06:56Who's he?
00:06:57I don't know.
00:06:58He looks awfully familiar.
00:06:59Yeah, he does.
00:07:00Maybe he doesn't.
00:07:01I wonder what he's doing here, anyway.
00:07:03I think I know a way that we can find out.
00:07:04Just leave it to me again.
00:07:05Well, boys, that's it.
00:07:06Any comments?
00:07:07Well, it sounds great with me, Mr. Landley.
00:07:08A week in Bell Harbor.
00:07:09And all expensive.
00:07:10I don't know what he's doing.
00:07:11I don't know.
00:07:12What are you doing here?
00:07:13I don't know.
00:07:14He looks awfully familiar.
00:07:15Yeah, he does.
00:07:16Maybe he doesn't.
00:07:17I wonder what he's doing here, anyway.
00:07:18I think I know a way that we can find out.
00:07:20Just leave it to me again.
00:07:21Well, boys, that's it.
00:07:24Any comments?
00:07:25Well, it sounds great with me, Mr. Landley.
00:07:28A week in Bell Harbor.
00:07:29And all expensive.
00:07:30Well, it sounds great with me, Mr. Landley.
00:07:31A week in Bell Harbor.
00:07:33And all expenses paid.
00:07:35I don't know, Mr. Landley.
00:07:36Rambling has been really good to us, and I don't think I could do that to him.
00:07:39Jim, football isn't a popularity contest.
00:07:43Somebody always gets hurt, right?
00:07:45Let's look at it this way.
00:07:47What does Rambling U have to offer?
00:07:49A second-rate academic program.
00:07:51A poorly financed athletic department.
00:07:54And what about stats?
00:07:57A degree from Rambling U is practically meaningless in the right places.
00:08:02If you know what I mean.
00:08:05Yeah.
00:08:06I don't know.
00:08:08All right.
00:08:09What does State U have to offer?
00:08:10By everything, Jim.
00:08:12Everything.
00:08:13A degree from State U is your passport to success.
00:08:17That is, if you qualify.
00:08:19That's why we're inviting you down to our conference in Bell Harbor.
00:08:23We'll see if we like each other and if you're the kind of individual State you can accept.
00:08:28Now, if you prove your athletic ability, we can arrange a scholarship and a very lucrative living allowance.
00:08:36Well, boys.
00:08:37What's your decision?
00:08:38It sounds okay to me.
00:08:39It's okay here.
00:08:40Help me in.
00:08:41Well, good.
00:08:42That's settled.
00:08:43I'm sure you'll have a great time at Bell Harbor.
00:08:44After that, God willing.
00:08:45We'll see you off to State U.
00:08:46I really want to meet Coach Wilson.
00:08:47Oh, well, he'll be there, too.
00:08:48And I'm sure he'll give you a stimulating workout.
00:08:53What have you doing, Al?
00:08:54That's not good.
00:08:55I don't know.
00:08:56It's a great thing, Don.
00:08:57What do you do, Al?
00:08:58That's not bad.
00:08:59I'm sure you'll have a great time.
00:09:00Have a great time at Bell Harbor.
00:09:01And after that, God willing.
00:09:02We'll see you off to State U.
00:09:03Whoops.
00:09:04I really want to meet Coach Wilson.
00:09:04Oh, well, he'll be there, too.
00:09:05And I'm sure he'll give you a stimulating workout.
00:09:09What are you doing, Al?
00:09:13You look fine.
00:09:21That son of a bitch is offering them the well, what are you doing?
00:09:22A degree from the state U is a passport to success.
00:09:26God damn it, rambling U is in real trouble.
00:09:29Traitors.
00:09:30What are we gonna do?
00:09:31I don't know, Monica.
00:09:32Don't they shoot traitors?
00:09:34Only in time of war.
00:09:36Well, what do you call this?
00:09:38Heavy.
00:09:39That does it.
00:09:41We'll just fight fire with fire.
00:09:44Oh, like in the towering inferno.
00:09:49Come on, coach, please listen to us.
00:09:51And if our guys sign up at state U, where are we next year?
00:09:55Let's face it, coach, it's bad news.
00:09:58Don't you girls think you're overreacting?
00:10:02I heard it with my own ears.
00:10:04Langley is offering them scholarships, money, everything.
00:10:08You believe I think of sleep sex?
00:10:10My hat's off to modern technology.
00:10:12Look, coach, what is rambling U going to do?
00:10:16Nothing.
00:10:17Nothing?
00:10:18Look, girls, I realize that if our star players go to state U, the Rams are lost.
00:10:25Hey, you gotta realize that we are a small college.
00:10:28There's no way rambling can afford a recruiting program.
00:10:31The best we can offer them is a damn good education.
00:10:34Education?
00:10:36Well, well, maybe if you talk with them.
00:10:40I don't think that would accomplish anything.
00:10:43Besides, I've been looking forward to this camping trip all year.
00:10:46And in the morning, I'm going straight to the mountain.
00:10:48In the team's van?
00:10:50Sure, I'm the coach.
00:10:53Sure you are.
00:10:54Well, thanks for everything, coach.
00:10:56Have a nice trip.
00:10:58I hope it's off a 50-foot cliff.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:02See you now, girls.
00:11:10All right, girls.
00:11:11I'll give you 30 seconds to tell me who this famous personality is.
00:11:17Okay?
00:11:18Who do I look like?
00:11:20Gertrude Stein.
00:11:21No, it's Hill of the Huns.
00:11:23Come on.
00:11:24Girls, be serious.
00:11:25I'll give you a hint.
00:11:26She's a famous movie star.
00:11:28Harp Omar.
00:11:29I got it.
00:11:31Lassie.
00:11:32Funny.
00:11:33Don't you think I look like...
00:11:34No.
00:11:35Look what I have.
00:11:36Fresh brownies.
00:11:38Glad I'm so hungry.
00:11:40It's a curse.
00:11:42Oh, did you make these yourself?
00:11:44Sure did.
00:11:45Monica.
00:11:46Sissy, you're a regular Julia Child.
00:11:50Hey, Tony.
00:11:53Somebody.
00:11:54Give me a towel.
00:11:55I want to take a shower.
00:11:56Come on.
00:11:57You can take a shower with me.
00:12:01Here's your towel.
00:12:11No!
00:12:12Wait a minute!
00:12:13No!
00:12:14Get off!
00:12:15Get off!
00:12:16Cut it out now!
00:12:17Cut it out now!
00:12:18Oh!
00:12:19He's so cute!
00:12:20Yeah, but he's a traitor.
00:12:21Oh!
00:12:22Oh!
00:12:23Oh!
00:12:24Oh!
00:12:25Oh!
00:12:26Oh!
00:12:27Oh!
00:12:28Oh!
00:12:29Oh!
00:12:30Oh!
00:12:31Oh!
00:12:32Oh!
00:12:33Oh!
00:12:34Oh!
00:12:35Oh!
00:12:36Oh!
00:12:37Oh!
00:12:38Oh!
00:12:39Oh!
00:12:40Oh!
00:12:41Oh, that's my thing.
00:12:42Oh I'm so excited about it.
00:12:43Oh!
00:12:44Oh!
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:46And I suppose at a time like this you want to cut up.
00:12:47Well what the the hell am we supposed to do?
00:12:50Mope around for the rest of our lives?
00:12:51Well nobody likes to be on a losing team.
00:12:54You know damn well once our boys go to Belle Harbor we're sung.
00:12:57she's right. Bad chance. No, no, no. What if they don't play well? What if they really screwed up?
00:13:06What if they had such a miserable time that they'd reject State U's offer or vice versa? No way. Have
00:13:12you ever been to Bell Harbor? It's beautiful. The beach, the sun. Holy shit. No, Cheryl. You're
00:13:19missing the whole point. What if four little cheerleaders took a little trip to Bell Harbor
00:13:25and deliberately sabotaged their whole conference? Yeah. And while they're down there, maybe
00:13:32recruit some new State U players and come back to rambling you as a hero. Heroin? Hard
00:13:38stuff? Look, girls, I hate to burst your bubble, but how are we supposed to accomplish all this?
00:13:45We don't have any scholarships to offer them and we have no money to bribe them with. What
00:13:49do we have? What do we have?
00:13:55Oh, we've got the greatest asset rambling you ever had. Us. And are we gonna use it? Yeah.
00:14:02Monica, I think you've got it. Is it catching? Now, the big problem. Wheels, bread, and a place
00:14:10to stay. Well, I've got 50 dollars. And I've got about the same. Well, I can strength up another
00:14:17hundred. Good. I can dig up 50. So that makes 250. Well, that should cover food and gas. But
00:14:25what about wheels and a place to stay? Well, I've got the wheels. Come on, Daddy. Ha! We'd have
00:14:32to pay a junkyard to take that wreck. We gotta get there, fast. What we need is a van or something
00:14:38like that. Yeah, maybe we can get a tent. Tent? You know, go camping out. Like Coach Henson. Coach Henson.
00:14:44Fan? Tent? What do you think, girl? Yeah! Damn, these brownies are good. Yeah, Cindy, how'd you
00:15:05wake them? Oh, it's some brownie mix and... What's that? About an ounce of hair. Oh!
00:15:13Oh! That's it! That's it! That's it! No fair! What do we want? A real great team! How do we
00:15:24get it? Recruit a real meme! How do we do it? Sabotage! Sabotage! Yay team! One, two, three, four,
00:15:32who do we put out for? Rambling you! Rambling you! Yay team! Five, six, seven, eight, what
00:15:39the hell are we gonna make? Super team! Super team! Yay team! We're hot to trot to make our team
00:15:49best. We'll wheel and deal and stop the rest. We'll woo them to win them and won't give up
00:15:55the night. And we'll bring them back to rambling if we have to make them all night.
00:16:01too much, too.
00:16:04and we'll be here, too,
00:16:06to keep the
00:16:17waning TRACHAZED
00:16:18.
00:16:19.
00:16:24.
00:16:26.
00:16:27.
00:16:29.
00:16:30.
00:16:31.
00:17:31Mission?
00:17:32What kind of mission?
00:17:36Oh, horrible.
00:18:36Oh!
00:18:37Take it off.
00:18:39Oh!
00:18:40Oh!
00:18:41Oh!
00:18:42Oh!
00:18:43Oh!
00:18:44Oh!
00:18:45Oh!
00:18:46Oh!
00:18:47Oh, great.
00:18:50Oh, wow.
00:18:52Let's go.
00:18:52Let's go.
00:18:54Woo!
00:18:55Woo!
00:18:56Yeah!
00:18:57Ah!
00:18:59Oh, great.
00:19:02Oh, wow.
00:19:05That's great.
00:19:07Yeah.
00:19:08Woo!
00:19:10Yeah, laugh, laugh.
00:19:17Oh my God!
00:19:22Oh, wow!
00:19:36Well girls, how do you like it?
00:19:38Dynamite, I love it!
00:19:40Wall, I know since the wall's off, but I don't know.
00:19:43Oh, I love it. This is what I call roughing it!
00:19:45Yeah, it's not enough. I'm going back to nature.
00:19:48Well, that should about do it.
00:19:51Are you ready for the recruits, girls?
00:19:54The question is, are they ready for us?
00:20:07Come on, set up!
00:20:15Damn it! I don't believe it!
00:20:18They've got Stanley Cross from Alabama U and Bruce Jacobs from UCLA!
00:20:21Let me see.
00:20:22Can you see O.J. Simpson?
00:20:24I don't see Mitch Stevens!
00:20:25Who's the best player?
00:20:26I don't see Mitch Stevens!
00:20:28Who's the best player?
00:20:29He's only state news best player.
00:20:30He played on the all-star team this year.
00:20:31Oh, is he cute?
00:20:32I'll say!
00:20:33you and Bruce Jacobs from UCLA. Let me see. Can you see O.J. Simpson? I don't see Mitch
00:20:43Stevens. What's he? He's only State U's best player. He played on the all-star team this
00:20:49year. Oh, is he cute? I'll say. What do you think? They could huddle over me anytime.
00:21:00Cheryl, do you mean how should we approach this? Why not the rear approach? Oh, I like
00:21:07that. Oh, you would. Listen, Tony, we can't make it obvious. We've got to make it look
00:21:12casual-like. That sounds great, but how? Damn it. I don't know. Uh-oh, girls. We've got competition.
00:21:30Oh, rats! What is it? Let me see. Come on. What is it? What is it? What is it?
00:21:50Tony, what is it? Tony, quit hogging the glasses, will you? Hey, come on. It's my turn.
00:21:57Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What? What is it, Margaret? What's the matter? Oh, double rats. They're so
00:22:16tiny. Thank you. Well, what's so wrong? Those girls, that's what's wrong. So that's
00:22:32Langley's bait. Yeah, and the guys are taking it hook, line, and sinker. Gonna make our work
00:22:37a lot harder, girls. Maybe we could have them eliminated. No. We could hire a hitman.
00:22:45Oh, sure. What are we going to pay them with? Well, maybe they take credit cards.
00:22:49So, girls, I'm getting hungry. Let's go back to camp. Oh, you girls go ahead. I'm going
00:22:54to look around a while. Okay. We'll see you later, Monica. Take care.
00:23:01I can have you arrested as a spy. Oh, I wasn't spying. I... Oh, yeah? Hey, aren't you
00:23:24Mitch Stevens? Sounds familiar. Yeah, that's who I am, Mitch Stevens.
00:23:31Well, why aren't you out there? Why should I? I'm, uh, already recruited.
00:23:36Oh, of course. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm... Don't tell me. Uh, you're from Rambling U and
00:23:45here. And you're a cheerleader. And your name is... Let me think. Your name is... Monica.
00:23:51Monica. That's right. Well, Monica. What are you doing in, uh, Bell Harbor?
00:23:58Oh, we're just here on vacation. Oh, uh, who's we? My girlfriends and I. We just decided
00:24:04to come here for a few days. Well, do you always travel with these? Oh, just checking out
00:24:09the scenery. Yeah, the scenery's pretty lovely from here, isn't it? Have you noticed the
00:24:14curves on the shoreline? You know, and I also really like how the way the dunes stack up.
00:24:19Yeah. All in all, I'd say it's a pretty beautiful picture. Well, Mitch, it's been nice meeting you,
00:24:24but I have to go now. Hey, why don't we get together sometime, uh, let's say tonight around
00:24:32eight o'clock at the rat's nest? Rat's nest? What's that? It's just a hangout for the players.
00:24:37Hey, listen, it's a real dive. You'll love it. I'll see you there.
00:24:42What's up? Uh, I think I ran out of gas. You can help me out? I don't think so, but I think you can help us. One, two, three, four!
00:25:11Let's go!
00:25:13Let's go!
00:25:14Let's go!
00:25:15Let's go!
00:25:16You're lean and hungry, look
00:25:40The mystery champ, the devil's hook
00:25:44Splashes you and makes you look
00:25:47Beside you and yourself
00:25:50The failure of the circumstance
00:25:53You call the dance, you take us there
00:25:57Be true, there's no romance
00:26:00My sense has a chance
00:26:03And in this time when cities fall
00:26:09The children fall
00:26:13Is lost you all
00:26:18Wow, something
00:26:24Now I can see why you really want him on the team
00:26:27How'd you figure that one out?
00:26:29Well, I don't know
00:26:30I guess I'm just right
00:26:31This place is really the living end
00:26:34Whose end are you talking about?
00:26:36All right, girls, fun time is over
00:26:39Now we move on to phase one
00:26:41Approach and attack
00:26:42I'll take Stanley Krauss
00:26:44That's the one I wanted
00:26:46Both of you can have him
00:26:48Tony, you're on your own
00:26:50I'll work on Mitch if he ever gets here
00:26:52You know, if you can get Mitch Stevens to sign up with the Rams
00:26:55That would really make the headlines
00:26:57Speak of the devil
00:26:59Oh, Stevens
00:27:04Oh, Monica, you want to switch?
00:27:07You've got to be kidding
00:27:08Now get out of here
00:27:10Go on
00:27:11Well, I see who made it
00:27:19Oh, hi, Mitch
00:27:20Yeah, I had nothing else to do
00:27:22Nothing else to do?
00:27:23Thanks a lot
00:27:25Oh, I didn't mean it that way
00:27:26What I meant was
00:27:27I think you'd better stop while you're ahead
00:27:28Okay
00:27:29What are you drinking?
00:27:31Honey
00:27:31Bartender, two beers
00:27:33You're lean and hungry
00:28:00I sure would like to dance
00:28:04You want to dance?
00:28:06Not with you, you stupid
00:28:08Oh
00:28:09I sure would like to find some nice southern gentleman
00:28:15Who'd like to dance with a couple of southern bells like us
00:28:19Aren't you from Alabama?
00:28:27Yes, ma'am
00:28:28Well, wouldn't you like to know where we're from?
00:28:35Yes, ma'am
00:28:36God, I thought you'd never ask
00:28:38Well, we're from the south, too
00:28:40You know
00:28:41Grits and Black Eyed Peas and Billy Carter
00:28:47Would you like to dance?
00:28:53Yes, ma'am
00:28:55Well, wouldn't you like to dance with us?
00:28:58Yes, ma'am
00:29:00Is that all you can say is yes, ma'am?
00:29:05No, ma'am
00:29:06In the early morning waking
00:29:11To the rising of the sun
00:29:14There's a song I hear
00:29:16Wide open here
00:29:17A song that must be sung
00:29:19So I roll my body slowly
00:29:22To my side of love, it's you
00:29:25Bring my lips close to your silken ear
00:29:28Whispers on the truth
00:29:30I'm gonna find you
00:29:35I'm gonna find you
00:29:40Hey, that's amazing
00:29:54We're both majoring in biology
00:29:55Yeah
00:29:56Hey, you never told me what you're doing here for the summer
00:29:59I'm working for my professor
00:30:01He has a lab set up on his boat
00:30:03Dammit, that reminds me
00:30:06I have to go check out some tests
00:30:08You wanna come along?
00:30:10I'll show you the lab
00:30:11Sure, I'd love to
00:30:13Hang in there, sissy
00:30:34Remember, it's for rambling you
00:30:36I have to go check out some tests
00:31:06Stanley, why don't you go over
00:31:16And wait for us by the door
00:31:18What, ma'am?
00:31:20I said, why don't you go over
00:31:21And wait for us by the door
00:31:23The door?
00:31:26Yes, ma'am
00:31:27What are you gonna do now?
00:31:34Nothing
00:31:35Just keep your eyes and ears open
00:31:37And we'll find a way
00:31:38Just remember
00:31:39Act surprised
00:31:40Well, I'll be an ice cube in hell, girls
00:31:49Look who's here
00:31:50Well, just jump on my back
00:31:53And call me Trigger
00:31:54If it isn't rambling news, fine
00:31:57What are you guys doing here?
00:31:58We just came down to kill some time
00:32:01Yeah, I can see that
00:32:03I thought they came down
00:32:05What a coincidence
00:32:06We're all here together
00:32:08Isn't it a coincidence?
00:32:12Tell us, Bill
00:32:13Do your playmates have names?
00:32:15Yeah, I'm sorry
00:32:16Cheryl, Tony, Monica, and Sissy
00:32:19This is Honey, Ginger, and Sugar
00:32:21Sounds like a recipe for a fruitcake
00:32:24We're awfully pleased to meet you
00:32:27Same here
00:32:29Oh, you're those little cheerleaders from Rambling You
00:32:34I've always admired you girls
00:32:38You know, it's just amazing
00:32:40How you get the courage
00:32:41To get up in front of a crowd
00:32:43And make fools of yourselves
00:32:46I think it's just wonderful
00:32:50How you cheerleaders
00:32:51Give your all for your team
00:32:53Oh, well, we'd love to stay in Chit Chat
00:32:56But we do have reservations
00:32:58Ciao, ciao
00:33:00Arrivederci
00:33:05Toodaloo
00:33:06Pop yours
00:33:09Adios, amigo
00:33:10Listen, I'm going with Mitch
00:33:12See what you can find out
00:33:13See you later
00:33:14Now what are we going to do?
00:33:20Let me handle it
00:33:21Just get Stanley
00:33:23And be ready to leave in a minute
00:33:24What makes you think he's gonna come?
00:33:27Just tell him we have
00:33:28Cornbread and Greek
00:33:29Bill come
00:33:30Just try again
00:33:35Not so simple
00:33:36Looking for paradise
00:33:38You bet
00:33:43You guys are going to just love State U
00:33:48The preview looks good
00:33:50Well, there's a few things you'll have to get adjusted to
00:33:53What do you mean by that?
00:33:55The State U standards
00:33:56Are far superior
00:33:58And you won't find any cheap cheerleaders there
00:34:01I don't know if Mr. Langley mentioned it to you
00:34:26But he's throwing a cocktail party tomorrow afternoon
00:34:29And he wants us all there
00:34:31Oh, yeah?
00:34:32And what's that for?
00:34:33Oh, it's just that we'll get to know you
00:34:35Party
00:34:35You'll meet the dean
00:34:38And his wife
00:34:39And the faculty members
00:34:41Are you ready?
00:34:48Yeah, in a minute
00:34:49Oh, oh, oh
00:34:52Oh
00:34:53Oh
00:34:54Oh
00:34:55Oh
00:34:56Now I'm ready
00:34:58Come on
00:35:01Come on, Stanley
00:35:02Let's go
00:35:03All right
00:35:20All right, buddy
00:35:25Put your hands up
00:35:26What about Fleetwood Mac?
00:35:29Oh, yeah, they're great
00:35:30Yeah, aren't they?
00:35:31Do you like the Grateful Dead?
00:35:32Sure, I love them
00:35:33I have all their albums
00:35:34Hey, so do I
00:35:35Really?
00:35:36Well, this is it
00:35:37This is where the lab is
00:35:38What do you think?
00:35:39Oh, not bad
00:35:40What's he researching?
00:35:44Well, don't laugh now
00:35:45But we're finding ways to control human parasites
00:35:47Ooh, you mean like fleas and lice?
00:35:49Yeah, and much more
00:35:50Here
00:35:51Wow, this is great
00:35:57Yeah
00:35:58Hey
00:36:02What's Pterius pubis?
00:36:07Oh, those little buggers
00:36:08Or crabs?
00:36:10Crabs?
00:36:11Oh, where'd you get them?
00:36:12Off a toilet seat
00:36:13Where else?
00:36:14No
00:36:15Are you all set for next year?
00:36:19I mean, have you registered for the next semester yet?
00:36:23You mean am I going to play for State U or not?
00:36:26Well, yes
00:36:27Well, I haven't officially registered
00:36:29And so far there haven't been any better offers
00:36:33Oh, you mean you'd consider another offer?
00:36:36Well
00:36:37Maybe
00:36:39What do you have in mind?
00:36:44Mitch, I'm going to level with you
00:36:46Yeah
00:36:46The girls and I aren't here on vacation
00:36:49We're here to recruit some new players for the Rams
00:36:51If we strengthened just a couple of our positions
00:36:54Rambling you would be unbeatable
00:36:56What do you think?
00:36:57I think you're adorable
00:36:59No, I mean about the team
00:37:00Hey, I think they're a good team
00:37:02But I think you're dynamite
00:37:04You really think so?
00:37:05Yeah
00:37:05You mean about the team?
00:37:08I really don't know
00:37:09But, uh
00:37:09Let me see
00:37:11Yeah, they're good
00:37:17I'd better go, Mitt
00:37:18Hey, just like that?
00:37:20Yeah, I have to get up early
00:37:21I have a lot of things to do
00:37:22Hey, uh
00:37:23Will we be able to see each other soon?
00:37:25Okay?
00:37:26Okay
00:37:27Try to understand, Stanley
00:37:40If you sign up with the Rams
00:37:42That will mean we'll have the best tackle of any school
00:37:45Now, how about that, huh, Stanley?
00:37:48Well
00:37:49I don't know, ma'am
00:37:50He needs more wine
00:37:54Look, Stan
00:37:55If you sign with the Rams
00:37:58You could possibly go to the Rose Bowl
00:37:59I can see the headlines now
00:38:01Stanley Krause single-handedly wins the Rose Bowl game
00:38:06I don't know, ma'am
00:38:08What don't you know, Stanley?
00:38:12Hmm
00:38:13Let me alone with him for a while
00:38:17Well, we got to lose, Cheryl
00:38:20Okay
00:38:21Well, I sure could use some fresh air
00:38:25Oh, yeah, yeah
00:38:27Me, too
00:38:28That sounded like a good idea
00:38:29You
00:38:31Stay here
00:38:33Stanley
00:38:38You know
00:38:39We could offer you
00:38:41More than a scholarship in
00:38:43Football
00:38:44Yes, ma'am
00:38:47Wow
00:38:55Your muscles are so tight
00:38:58I bet it's from carrying all those heavy balls
00:39:02You need a good massage
00:39:04Doesn't that feel good?
00:39:12Yes, ma'am
00:39:12That's better
00:39:26Doesn't that feel good?
00:39:32Yes, ma'am
00:39:34Now, I bet you'd like to see what we can really do for you
00:39:46Uh-huh
00:39:49Yes, ma'am
00:39:51You know what else, Stanley?
00:39:53It's only half of it
00:39:55What do you think?
00:40:01Wouldn't you like to tackle this?
00:40:03Uh-huh
00:40:06Yes, ma'am
00:40:08Well, what are you waiting for?
00:40:15Shh
00:40:16Oh
00:40:20Steve
00:40:22Steve
00:40:32I've heard a boy say
00:40:35If I land tween
00:40:37You know
00:40:37I'll pay it
00:40:39And there's a price for
00:40:42If I land tween
00:40:44You know
00:40:45That I've paid it
00:40:47I don't want to
00:40:49Have to go back home
00:40:51Without heavy ladders
00:40:54I've got
00:40:56Country boy blues
00:40:59Can you see?
00:41:13Yes!
00:41:14There's a lot of things I'd like to say
00:41:20But you know
00:41:21I'll be playing
00:41:22I'll be playing
00:41:22Will?
00:41:32Well, I don't know, ma'am
00:41:35Oh, God
00:41:37Let me handle this
00:41:39Bye
00:41:43Okay, Stanley
00:41:48Are you ready for the second half?
00:41:50Come real close
00:41:51Yes, ma'am
00:41:53Set yourself down
00:41:54Spend yourself down
00:41:56Grab hold of my hand
00:41:59Come over here
00:42:01Get yourself near
00:42:03I've got a finger
00:42:06I've got a finger
00:42:06With your foot
00:42:07Whisper in your ear
00:42:08Well, I'm gonna be
00:42:11Your lover, man
00:42:13You can bet your
00:42:15With the loving
00:42:16Sweet lips I have
00:42:18Well, I'm gonna be
00:42:20Your lover, boy
00:42:23Come on over here, woman
00:42:26Let me throw you some joy
00:42:28Now, don't raise your high brow
00:42:31Bring it on down
00:42:33Spend my seat
00:42:35You can hear my heart bow
00:42:38So tell me
00:42:39Woman
00:42:39It's all up to you now
00:42:42Well, by the way
00:42:45Some balls
00:42:47Remember, it's for rambling
00:42:53Have a loving
00:42:55Sweet lips I have
00:42:56Okay, Stanley
00:42:59It's your turn to play defense
00:43:02Now, baby
00:43:0341, 32, 69
00:43:07Hike
00:43:07It's hard to find
00:43:11Especially wanting
00:43:13The life so bad
00:43:16So
00:43:17If you have another in your heart
00:43:19Tell him to be honest
00:43:21Wait, don't you make me blue
00:43:23I'll come real close
00:43:26Oh
00:43:27Stanley
00:43:28Spin yourself all around
00:43:30Spin yourself
00:43:31Red hole in my head
00:43:33Come over here
00:43:35Oh
00:43:36Oh, Stanley
00:43:38Oh
00:43:39Oh
00:43:41Well, Stanley
00:43:47Are you ready to score
00:43:49More touchdowns?
00:43:51All time
00:43:52All time
00:43:53He what?
00:44:03Signed up with the Rams
00:44:04That's right, Mr. Langley
00:44:06We tried to warn you about those girls
00:44:09Yes, yes, yes, I know
00:44:10But how was I to know those cheerleaders were recruiters?
00:44:14All right
00:44:15They outsmarted us with Stanley Krause
00:44:17But we'll be one step ahead of them this time
00:44:19What I want you girls to do
00:44:22Is keep your eyes on those rambling you guys
00:44:24And don't let those preposterous pom-pom pussycats near them
00:44:28Do you understand?
00:44:30Yes, sir
00:44:31Yes, sir
00:44:33And another thing
00:44:34Keep those cheerleaders away from my cocktail party
00:44:37Yes, sir, Mr. Langley
00:44:39Okay, boy
00:45:02Remember when you get this heap started
00:45:05I want you straight out of this county
00:45:08And I don't ever want to see your face again
00:45:11Got that?
00:45:15Yes, sir
00:45:15No way
00:45:27They got security all around the house
00:45:29I think they're on to us, Monica
00:45:30There's got to be a way
00:45:32We've just got to get in
00:45:33Huh?
00:45:35Um
00:45:35What do we got to get in for?
00:45:38Look, dum-dum
00:45:39We have to find a way to make that cocktail party a bomb
00:45:43We don't want our guys to have a good time, now do we?
00:45:46Oh, I guess not
00:45:47Well, why don't we throw our own party instead?
00:45:50Oh, come on
00:45:51Hey, that's a great idea
00:45:53You mean now?
00:45:54No, I mean Friday night
00:45:56We'll show our guys what a real party is
00:45:59Yeah, yeah, that's great
00:46:01But, uh, how do we go about screwing up Langley's party?
00:46:04Oh, me
00:46:05There's just got to be a way
00:46:06What about our disguise?
00:46:09Oh, you must be kidding
00:46:10I've got it! I've got it!
00:46:12There's just what happened to me
00:46:16I don't wanna know
00:46:17I don't wanna know
00:46:17I don't know
00:46:18I don't know
00:46:18You can't
00:46:19I don't know
00:46:20I don't know
00:46:21I don't know
00:46:21Oh, yeah
00:46:34There's 1
00:46:35He said it was getting
00:46:36He said it was him
00:46:37He said it was him
00:46:37He had a great contręt
00:46:38A guy comes home and catches his wife and goes.
00:47:08A guy comes home and catches his wife and goes.
00:47:38A guy comes home and catches his wife and goes.
00:47:40A guy comes home and catches his wife and goes.
00:47:42A guy comes home and goes.
00:47:44A guy comes home and goes.
00:47:46A guy comes home and goes.
00:47:48A guy comes home and goes.
00:47:50A guy comes home and goes.
00:47:54A guy comes home and goes.
00:47:56A guy comes home and goes.
00:47:58A guy comes home and goes.
00:48:00Cheers.
00:48:01Cheers.
00:48:02What's in the punch?
00:48:03Absolutely nothing.
00:48:04We're going to have to fix that.
00:48:06Cheryl, see what's in the kitchen.
00:48:07Sissy, start hocking your brownies, OK?
00:48:10Tony and I will do the same.
00:48:11Right.
00:48:12Right.
00:48:13And I'm sure you'll enjoy our golf course.
00:48:17I'll keep right here. I'll be right back. I'll have a sweet to langley.
00:48:20Later. Bye.
00:48:23Tell me, boys, are you finding Belle Harbour enjoyable?
00:48:27Yeah, it's just fine.
00:48:28Well, you certainly should.
00:48:30Yes, it's very nice to be here, ma'am.
00:48:33Isn't this a wonderful old house?
00:48:35Brownies, anyone?
00:48:36Oh, no, thank you, dear.
00:48:38Try one. They're really good and practically no calories.
00:48:42Well, if you insist.
00:48:46This house has quite a history.
00:48:49And did you boys know it's supposed to be haunted?
00:48:53Hmm. My, these brownies certainly are good, aren't they, boys?
00:48:58We'll have another.
00:49:00It seems the original owner was a sea captain.
00:49:03And he returned home one day to find his wife and another gentleman
00:49:07in a most shocking situation.
00:49:10What kind of situation was that, ma'am?
00:49:12What happened next, ma'am?
00:49:14Well, he killed them.
00:49:16That's right. Killed them both right upstairs.
00:49:20And they say that even unto this day,
00:49:23his wife and her lover still haunt those rooms.
00:49:28Really?
00:49:29Brownie?
00:49:44Yes, thanks.
00:49:47Jesus, you look familiar.
00:49:50What's your name?
00:49:52Uh, Maria.
00:49:53That's it. Maria Gonzalez.
00:49:55Maria, aren't you the girl that I...
00:49:58No, speak English. Adios.
00:50:09Langley, I'm sure they're quite capable,
00:50:11but I cannot give my approval until I personally see them play.
00:50:14Oh, but, Dean, their academic records are perfect.
00:50:17Screw their brains. Can they play?
00:50:19But I guarantee it, sir.
00:50:21I cannot accept that. I want to see them play.
00:50:23It's my neck, you know.
00:50:25Well, then, how about day after tomorrow?
00:50:27All right, that's just fine.
00:50:28Young lady!
00:50:29Yes, sir?
00:50:30Another one of those brownies, please.
00:50:32I can't believe it.
00:50:50Ben!
00:50:52Hey, you know, I can't wait to introduce you to the other guys.
00:50:54They really think you're something, Mitch.
00:50:56Hey, well, listen, it's just going to have to be some other time.
00:50:58I really got to get to work, okay?
00:51:00Oh, yeah, hey, okay.
00:51:01See ya.
00:51:02Take care.
00:51:05See you at the practice.
00:51:07Right.
00:51:19You won't believe this, young man,
00:51:21but when I was young, I had quite a figure.
00:51:25So many gentlemen proposed marriage to me.
00:51:29And it would make your head spin.
00:51:35Oh, and I was quite a dancer, too.
00:51:38Oh, I still am.
00:51:40I feel as graceful as the wind.
00:51:42Oh, no.
00:51:42Oh, no.
00:51:42Oh, no.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Oh.
00:51:45Oh.
00:51:46Oh.
00:51:46Thank you, young man.
00:51:48Where would I have a friend?
00:51:50While they hardly knew, he lived in the city on Park Avenue
00:51:55He said if you ever need a helping hand
00:51:59I'll be around, I will try to understand
00:52:03A misplaced cowboy needed some kin
00:52:07The three bound together for their life to begin
00:52:10Come on, a sister and a brother
00:52:13Coming around the bend
00:52:14One's my lover and one's my best friend
00:52:18They let the long-star skate on and on
00:52:22I really don't know if you see no scraps from rambling you
00:52:27Oh, they're so low
00:52:29Punch
00:52:30Oh, I'm sorry
00:52:34Hey, don't push me
00:52:52I didn't push you
00:52:54Mr. Matty
00:53:00Like what?
00:53:01Mr. Matty
00:53:03Oh, no
00:53:07Oh, no
00:53:19Oh, no
00:53:20Oh, no
00:53:21Oh, no
00:53:22Oh, no
00:53:24Oh, no
00:53:25Oh, no
00:53:26Oh, no
00:53:26Oh, no
00:53:27Oh, no
00:53:28Oh, no
00:53:28Oh, no
00:53:29Oh, no
00:53:29Oh, no
00:53:30Oh, no
00:53:30Oh, no
00:53:31Oh, no
00:53:32Oh, no
00:53:32Oh, no
00:53:33Oh, no
00:53:33Oh, no
00:53:34Oh, no
00:53:34Oh, no
00:53:34Oh, no
00:53:35Oh, no
00:53:36Oh, no
00:53:36Oh, no
00:53:37Oh, no
00:53:37Oh, no
00:53:38Oh, no
00:53:38Oh, no
00:53:39Oh, no
00:53:39Oh, no
00:53:40Oh, no
00:53:40Oh, no
00:53:41Oh, no
00:53:42Oh, no
00:53:42Oh, no
00:53:43Oh, no
00:53:43Oh, no
00:53:44Oh, no
00:53:44Oh, no
00:53:45Oh, no
00:53:45Oh, no
00:53:46Oh, no
00:55:46Well, I tried.
00:55:48Hey, everyone.
00:55:49Hey, y'all.
00:55:54It was your idea.
00:55:56Well, how was I to know it would backfire in our faces?
00:55:59That's the greatest kick-ass mother.
00:56:01Shoot.
00:56:01We did a great job, dammit.
00:56:04Hey, anybody want some more brownie?
00:56:07Did you ever consider having yourself committed?
00:56:11Hey, Monica.
00:56:12Oh, God.
00:56:13It's the bionic beauty.
00:56:14Hold the fort, ladies.
00:56:15I'll be right back.
00:56:16Hey, what are they saying?
00:56:26He's saying, look, Scott, you and me go make whoopie my teepee.
00:56:31Oh, and she's saying, why, Red Butler, I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.
00:56:40Don't give me any of your bold woman.
00:56:42When sun sets, you and me go make much humpum.
00:56:45Humpum for wampum?
00:56:46No wampum, no humpum.
00:56:51Well, how did it go?
00:56:54I have a date with Mitch.
00:56:57No humpum for wampum.
00:57:01Come on, now.
00:57:02Let's get back on the track.
00:57:04What are we going to do about the guys, dammit?
00:57:07Come on, Monica.
00:57:08Get with it.
00:57:09And wipe that ghostly smile off your face.
00:57:14Ghostly.
00:57:14Ghostly, ghostly, girls, I've got it.
00:57:19Yay!
00:57:20I got it.
00:57:21Yay!
00:57:21I got it.
00:57:21Yay!
00:57:22I got it.
00:57:24Yay!
00:57:34Come on.
00:57:37Wow.
00:57:37This place is really creepy at night.
00:57:40Are you sure this is going to work?
00:57:43I don't know.
00:57:43But Monica said so.
00:57:45That's easy for her to say.
00:57:47She's out on a date with Mitch.
00:57:48Come on.
00:57:49Let's move it.
00:57:50I don't want to go.
00:57:51What's wrong now?
00:57:53Well, it might really be haunted.
00:57:56Get your hands back on the ladder.
00:57:58Well, what if it really is?
00:58:00Listen, you guys.
00:58:02There's no such thing as ghosts.
00:58:03Okay, Cheryl, move it or lose it.
00:58:14I'm not going to go first.
00:58:16Okay, Sissy, you go.
00:58:18I'm not going.
00:58:19Well, I'm scared.
00:58:22You chicken shits.
00:58:23All right, follow me.
00:58:24I'm sorry.
00:58:40Hey, I'm up here, you ninnies.
00:59:10I'm up here, you ninnies.
00:59:40I'm up here, you ninnies.
01:00:10I'm up here, you ninnies.
01:00:40I'm up here, you ninnies.
01:01:10I'm up here, you ninnies.
01:01:12I'm up here, you ninnies.
01:01:14I'm up here, you ninnies.
01:01:16I'm up here, you ninnies.
01:01:18I'm up here, you ninnies.
01:01:22I'm up here, you ninnies.
01:01:30What's the matter?
01:01:31Shh.
01:01:32Listen.
01:01:33The hell's that?
01:01:34The hell you think it sounds like?
01:01:37Sounds like somebody's having a lot of fun.
01:01:40Jesus Christ, the stereo.
01:01:42John, don't ever leave me.
01:01:52Please don't leave me.
01:01:58John, don't ever leave me.
01:02:08Please don't leave me.
01:02:10Holy shit.
01:02:11That must be the captain's wife.
01:02:13Get out of here.
01:02:14There's no such thing as ghosts.
01:02:17Oh, John.
01:02:20That must be the captain.
01:02:23Captain.
01:02:24Let me go.
01:02:29Ah.
01:02:31Ah.
01:02:32Ah.
01:02:33Ah.
01:02:34Ah.
01:02:35Ah.
01:02:36Ah.
01:02:37Ah.
01:02:38Ah.
01:02:39Ah.
01:02:40Ah.
01:02:41Ooh.
01:02:42Christ, how many wives do you have?
01:02:45Ah.
01:02:46Ah.
01:02:47Ah.
01:02:48Ah.
01:02:49Ah.
01:02:50Ah.
01:02:51Ah.
01:02:52Ah.
01:02:53Ah.
01:02:54Ah.
01:02:55Ah.
01:02:56Ah.
01:02:57Ah.
01:02:58Ah.
01:02:59Ah.
01:03:00Ah.
01:03:01Ah.
01:03:02Ah.
01:03:03Ah.
01:03:04Ah.
01:03:05Ah.
01:03:06Christ, am I scared?
01:03:08What are you scared about?
01:03:10The worst thing can happen is getting laid by a ghost.
01:03:13Ah.
01:03:14Oh, captain.
01:03:15Please don't shoot him.
01:03:19Ah.
01:03:20Ah.
01:03:21Ah.
01:03:22Ah.
01:03:23Ah.
01:03:24Ah.
01:03:25Oh, captain.
01:03:26Don't shoot me.
01:03:28Ah.
01:03:29Ah.
01:03:30Ah.
01:03:31Ah.
01:03:32Ah.
01:03:33Ah.
01:03:34Ah.
01:03:35Ah.
01:03:36Ah.
01:03:37Ah.
01:03:38Ah.
01:03:39Ah.
01:03:40Ah.
01:03:41Ah.
01:03:42Ah.
01:04:07Ah.
01:04:08Ah.
01:04:08Ah.
01:04:09Oh, my God! Right in my own house!
01:04:17Get out!
01:04:26And don't come near this house again! Do you hear me?
01:04:29We did it. We spooked the traitors.
01:04:31I bet you we scared the shit out of those bastards.
01:04:33Yeah, we're going for the kill at the pom-pom beach party.
01:04:39You! You!
01:04:49I don't know what moral principles they taught you at rambling you,
01:04:53but at state you, they are high.
01:04:56Gentlemen, I'll see you first thing in the morning.
01:05:09Jim? Monica?
01:05:22Okay, bye.
01:05:24Dan, they've been grounded.
01:05:26What? Grounded? What happened?
01:05:29Langley grounded them for having girls in their room last night.
01:05:32Shit, it's rude again.
01:05:35And we did it all by ourselves.
01:05:37What about the party?
01:05:39We'll have a party, and with our guys, too.
01:05:42We'll have a party with two.
01:06:12Come on!
01:06:25Come on, come on, come on!
01:06:27I'm worried before we get cold.
01:06:29Come on, come on.
01:06:31Come on!
01:06:33Come on, come on!
01:06:34Come on, come on.
01:06:35Shh, shh, shh, shh!
01:06:36Shh, shh, shh!
01:06:37Be quiet, be quiet.
01:06:38Come on, don't be nasty.
01:06:39We're going to get hot.
01:06:40Come on, let's go.
01:06:42Hey, Jim, come on, it's party time.
01:06:45Shh.
01:06:46Come on.
01:06:47Come on.
01:06:48Come on.
01:07:16Hey, come on.
01:07:17Girl, why don't you leave with me, okay?
01:07:18Oh, I'd love to.
01:07:19I'd love to dump every creep here, but I can't.
01:07:21I'm one of the hostesses.
01:07:39Hello.
01:07:40Hi.
01:07:41Gosh, I sure would like to get to know you.
01:07:44I'd like to get to know you, too.
01:07:45But not now, maybe later, sweetheart.
01:07:58Oh, we're gonna break their asses once and for all.
01:08:01I'll take care of this with one little phone call.
01:08:18Later.
01:08:19Later.
01:08:25Hey, here goes our dynamite cheerleaders.
01:08:27Why don't you do a cheer for us, huh?
01:08:29How about it?
01:08:30Come on.
01:08:31Why don't you do a cheer for us?
01:08:32Yeah.
01:08:33Yeah.
01:08:34Good job.
01:08:35Yeah.
01:08:36All right.
01:08:37All right.
01:08:38All right.
01:08:39Yeah.
01:08:40Hey.
01:08:41Hey.
01:08:42How about yay team fight?
01:08:45Fight!
01:08:47Okay.
01:08:51Yay team fight!
01:08:54Yay team fight!
01:08:56Yay team!
01:08:57Yay team!
01:08:58Yay team!
01:08:59Yay team!
01:09:00Fight!
01:09:01Fight!
01:09:02All right!
01:09:05He's on his way.
01:09:12More, more, more!
01:09:13More, more!
01:09:15More!
01:09:16More, more!
01:09:17More, more!
01:09:21Da da, da!
01:09:23Ha-ha.
01:09:49Ha-ha.
01:09:50Ha-ha.
01:09:51Take it off!
01:09:53Take it off!
01:09:55All right!
01:09:57All right!
01:09:59All right!
01:10:01All right!
01:10:03All right!
01:10:05Yay!
01:10:07Yay!
01:10:09I got one for a month here.
01:10:11Yeah!
01:10:13Yeah!
01:10:21I got one for a month here.
01:10:25I got one for a month.
01:10:27All right.
01:10:29Yeah!
01:10:31I got one for a month.
01:10:33Hey!
01:10:35Hey!
01:10:37Hey!
01:10:41Hey!
01:10:43Hey!
01:10:45Hey!
01:10:47Hey!
01:10:49Hey!
01:10:51What else am I going to find now, please?
01:11:21Well, boys, as I see it, you have only two choices.
01:11:34You can stay here the rest of your lives, satisfying your primitive desires and wallowing in your stupidity.
01:11:41Or you can leave instantly, thus transcending this barbaric lowlife and rising to a higher, more sophisticated class.
01:11:51Well?
01:12:02And as for you, Mitch, I'm very disappointed in you.
01:12:08You represent the best of state you.
01:12:10How could you allow yourself to be drawn down to their level?
01:12:14Hey, look, Mr. Langley, I resent the attitude you're taking.
01:12:17You resent?
01:12:17Must I remind you that you have signed for next season and that you will represent state you in the best of light?
01:12:28You had no intention of ever joining.
01:12:31You were just using me.
01:12:33Hey, I was trying to tell you all evening.
01:12:35Look, I wasn't trying to use you.
01:12:39I really like you, Monica.
01:12:41I want to see you again and again.
01:12:43Well, I don't.
01:12:45I don't like liars.
01:13:05Well, there's nothing else to do, sissy.
01:13:10It's over.
01:13:11I don't know.
01:13:41Girls, I've got to tell you something.
01:14:01I've decided to quit the cheerleaders.
01:14:03Why?
01:14:04Oh, Monica, come on.
01:14:05You know we've got a rotten team.
01:14:07Who wants to root for losers?
01:14:08Oh, we're going to miss you.
01:14:11Come on, sissy, don't take it so hard.
01:14:15I can't help it.
01:14:16Everything's just been going wrong.
01:14:18First of all, it's the guys.
01:14:19And, well, all these mosquitoes were keeping me up all night.
01:14:23It was horrible.
01:14:25Wait, what was that?
01:14:26I said everything was going wrong and I can't...
01:14:29No, no, I mean about the mosquitoes.
01:14:30Oh, damn things were driving me crazy.
01:14:33I was just scratching and itching.
01:14:35Oh, great, girls.
01:14:38I've got it.
01:14:41Hey, what's Pithereus pubis?
01:14:48Oh, these little buggers are crabs.
01:14:50Oh, my goodness.
01:14:52Oh, my goodness.
01:15:02Oh, my goodness.
01:15:07Okay.
01:15:08Oh, my goodness.
01:15:08Holy shit.
01:15:10Oh, my goodness.
01:15:12Okay.
01:15:12You won't?
01:15:12Okay.
01:15:13Okay.
01:15:14You won't have to wait here.
01:15:15Okay, please.
01:15:17I'm sorry.
01:15:18Okay.
01:15:19Oh, great. Let's get started.
01:15:49These boys are as good as you say. It can mean a great box office next season.
01:16:11Hell, box office? What am I talking about? I can get a great contract with the networks.
01:16:18Thirty-two, sixty-four, forty-eight.
01:16:24Hut! Hut!
01:16:27All right!
01:16:31All right! Way to go, baby!
01:16:35You gotta look at it.
01:16:38There you go, baby!
01:16:41Come on, Ben. Come on, we're good, man.
01:16:45Second hut!
01:16:48Hut one, hut two!
01:16:51Go, suckers!
01:16:53Hit him, baby!
01:16:55Hey!
01:16:58I gotta get back here.
01:17:00The big one in the purple.
01:17:01Watch right and left.
01:17:02We get to first.
01:17:03Here we go.
01:17:04Set!
01:17:05Hit!
01:17:06Hit!
01:17:07Hit!
01:17:08Hit!
01:17:09I am open!
01:17:11Oh!
01:17:12Oh!
01:17:13Oh!
01:17:14Oh!
01:17:15Yes!
01:17:16Yes!
01:17:17Whoo!
01:17:19Way to go, way to go!
01:17:20Here we go!
01:17:22Here we go.
01:17:23Second hut.
01:17:24Set!
01:17:25Ho-won!
01:17:26Hut two!
01:17:27Go, go, go!
01:17:28Go, go, go, go!
01:17:29Too tight, too tight, too tight.
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01:19:39deals, huh? Free scholarships, unreturnable loans. And for what, because of our IQs? No,
01:19:44they want a piece of meat that can play ball so they can raise their revenues. Now, but
01:19:49when they talk, we don't have to go to class. He's gonna pass us as long as we're good on
01:19:52the field. But one fumble and you're out on your ass. You know what, Mr. Langley? Why
01:19:57don't you take State University and shove it about 10 feet up your ass?
01:20:02Yeah. All right. You know it, man. You know it. Mitch. Mitch, don't listen to them. They
01:20:09don't understand football. They think it's just a game. I'll tell you right now, though,
01:20:14it's big business. And if you're smart, you won't pay any attention to what they're saying.
01:20:19Hey, look, Mr. Langley, I don't think the way you do. And here's your contract.
01:20:28Hey, how you doing? Hey, Monat, do you think, uh, I'm acceptable material for rambling you
01:20:37know? Well, what do you think, girls? Mitchell's got to have you. All right! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
01:21:07The game's just begun
01:21:13And though it seems just like we're losing
01:21:19Don't you worry about it
01:21:23You know we're number one
01:21:27Stand up and cheat
01:21:31We're number one
01:21:35Stand up and cheat
01:21:37The game's just begun
01:21:41The game's just begun
01:21:43I know it's hard for you to believe it
01:21:49We're gonna beat that team
01:21:53Cause we're number one
01:21:57Stand up and cheat
01:21:59We're number one
01:22:03We're number one
01:22:05Stand up and cheat
01:22:07Stand up and cheat
01:22:09The game's just begun
01:22:11It's just begun
01:22:13And though it seems just like we're losing
01:22:19Don't you worry about it
01:22:25You know we're number one
01:22:27You know we're number one
01:22:29Stand up and cheat
01:22:31Stand up and cheat
01:22:33We're number one
01:22:35Stand up and cheat
01:22:37Stand up and cheat
01:22:39The game's just begun
01:22:41It's just begun
01:22:43We're number one
01:22:45We're number one
01:22:59We'll be number two
01:23:01And we'll look up and listen
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