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00:00you are now watching now that's TV
00:30I have to go downstairs and tell that bitch just go ahead and give it to me
00:33cause I ain't finna keep doing what I listen to, for real n***a
00:36it's about to get active in 5, 4, 3, 2, PUNK!
00:42get that n***a
00:49b***h
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01:05b***h b***h
01:07b***h b***h
01:09b***h
01:11Karina you can't even do n***a with Makayla but you want me
01:13I thought you dead in your s***
01:15haha
01:17that ho tried to call me out last night
01:19and thought she was eating and swinging me b***h
01:21yeah I got my cheap shot
01:23eat that
01:25grocery
01:27b***h
01:29b***h
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01:49b****
02:03This big bitch, Makayla, socked me to Mount Everest, bitch.
02:21I don't know where I went, but I wasn't on Earth, bitch.
02:22I was dazed, bitch.
02:23I didn't see my grandma, my great grandma, my dad, bitch.
02:26I didn't see any younger me when I was a baby, bitch.
02:29I went to a place I never been before.
02:30This bitch socked the living shit out of me.
02:33But at this point, Tavana already hit that bitch.
02:34I'm sorry to tell you, but I wasn't hitting that bitch back.
02:36Shut up, bitch.
02:39That's that bitch.
02:40That's that bitch.
02:41That's that bitch.
02:42That's that bitch.
02:43That's that bitch.
02:44All in line.
02:45Everybody like, what the fuck is going on?
02:47What's going on?
02:48What's going on?
02:49What?
02:51Don't you make that shit out of the bathroom.
02:53Ain't no need to put no lashes on.
02:55They coming off.
02:56It was a loud-ass drill sergeant yelling at the top of his motherfucking lungs, talking
02:59about that we had to get ready.
03:01Don't put on none of them lashes.
03:03Don't put on none of that other cute shit, because you're not going to need it.
03:06Blah, blah, blah, blah.
03:07And I'm like, what's he talking about?
03:11Like, what's going on?
03:12They going to come off.
03:13Ain't no need for no lashes.
03:16I told you, y'all want to be pretty.
03:17Y'all ain't going to be pretty by the end of this.
03:19That's the biggest fuck.
03:20I asked my homegirl, London, I asked the bitch what happened, and she's pissed off,
03:24sitting there talking about this bitch snuck me.
03:26And I'm like, damn, this bitch just keep jumping and fights, and she keeps sneaking.
03:31Like, that shit is really lame to me.
03:34Hey, you might want to say that.
03:36You might want to say that.
03:38You might want to say that.
03:40Sit the fuck down.
03:42We're not going home.
03:43We're not going home.
03:44Everybody's thinking.
03:45I don't give a fuck.
03:46Are you making a fuck for me?
03:48It's like the whole house was against me.
03:51Like, literally.
03:52Like, everybody.
03:53Like, it was just a disaster.
03:55Fuck it up.
03:56Yo, have a seat.
03:58That's the Eric Titan.
04:00That's the Eric Titan guy.
04:02He's just a little.
04:03I'm getting crazy like that.
04:05Sit down.
04:06Everybody is really mad.
04:07You see if I'm fucking fucking the same building.
04:08And nobody talking about punky.
04:09Nobody's worried about fucking anybody.
04:11acting.
04:12You're acting.
04:13By the time I get done, y'all ain't going to want to fight.
04:14Now, shut the fuck up and let them say what they got to say.
04:18Laugh all you want.
04:19You ain't going to be laughing by the time I'm done with you.
04:21We never do.
04:22Y'all always play with us.
04:23This ain't no game today.
04:24Oh, okay.
04:25Oh, okay.
04:26Behind closed doors.
04:27Behind closed doors.
04:28Behind closed doors.
04:29Y'all play with us.
04:30Hey.
04:31This bitch is ugly.
04:32He's fucking fucking.
04:33That bitch is ugly.
04:34That bitch is ugly.
04:35That bitch is ugly.
04:36That bitch is ugly.
04:37Yeah, it's a bitch.
04:38Don't like that bitch.
04:39Don't like that bitch.
04:40Don't like that bitch.
04:41Don't like that bitch.
04:42Don't like that bitch.
04:43Look at you.
04:44Your face is sinking in your shit.
04:45And bitch, you look like Megamon, bitch.
04:46Bitch, look at you.
04:47You got a piranha.
04:48You got a piranha.
04:49Fuck off.
04:50Fuck off.
04:51Fuck off.
04:52I don't like it.
04:53Bitch.
04:54Dying bitch.
04:55Look at you.
04:56Your face is sinking in your shit.
04:57And bitch, you look like Megamon, bitch.
04:59Bitch, look at your Megamon.
05:00You got a piranha in your.
05:01Oh my all shit.
05:02Fuck off.
05:04Everybody want to be like animals and not like dogs.
05:07Y'all are going to be working out to that.
05:09Said you bitches don't want to act like dogs.
05:12I'm going to treat you guys like GIs.
05:16It's boot camp, y'all. It's time to wipe off that makeup, and it's time to take these wigs off, and it's time to get out to the realness, okay?
05:23I didn't even say I did.
05:24I don't need no wigs to make up. Dang it.
05:27I don't know what they got. They had a house mom. A house mom supposed to be a woman.
05:36They had this punt, a 5'4 punt that was up in there acting like a sissy, what sissy's doing.
05:43And how are they going to give him control of us ladies?
05:48I don't know if he was trying to run us or was he trying to run away.
05:52Baby, because the minute he started talking to us, we was like, cubs, what's up? I'll quit. We'll knock you.
05:58Mama started shaking every time she seen one of us, baby. He still was acting like a faggot.
06:04Now, bitch, I'm going to get ironed ass down. I'm not going to get ironed ass down.
06:07You need to have that energy with everybody else in the house.
06:10You got the wrong energy. She whooped your ass.
06:14Yo, sit down. Y'all shake the hell off.
06:16Oh, you? Oh, okay. Hey, sir? Ma'am? Sir, ma'am? I don't know what to call him.
06:22Lead by example, Savannah.
06:24You should lead by example, bitch.
06:27Y'all listen to us. She's making it worse for you.
06:29Every time she say something, I'm going to add more bullshit.
06:32I'm going to start adding more bullshit.
06:34All right, and that's more stunts for you, too.
06:38Cool.
06:39That's more workout.
06:40Bitch, please.
06:41Y'all were working out already.
06:42Mm-hmm.
06:45It's a workout.
06:47Y'all came here to win a prize, and y'all came here to read the motherfucking wrong.
06:50Let's do that.
06:51I can't beat up the wrong.
06:52Let's be a dog acting like those.
06:54They didn't like that they had a bush queen as a house mother, so they started trying to fight my assistant.
07:01And I'm like, wait, hold on, Holiday.
07:04Hold on, hold on, Holiday.
07:05Like, I'm like, nah.
07:09Now y'all trying to fight niggas.
07:11This is the reason why the world look at y'all as you now.
07:15Everybody has to participate, because there will be eliminations right after.
07:19So, whoever falls behind will be eliminated.
07:24And that's it.
07:25That's all.
07:27Read the motherfucking wrong.
07:29That's all I want y'all to do.
07:30And I want y'all to do it positively.
07:32You have got to calm down.
07:33You've been an animal since I got here.
07:35And you got all this built to...
07:37You've been an animal, yeah, bitch.
07:37I'm a hero.
07:38I ain't not an animal.
07:39Well, you need to act like a lady.
07:40You need to act like a lady.
07:41That's our host.
07:42You're not a host.
07:42The more y'all talk, the worse you're making me.
07:50The more you talk, the worse you're making me.
07:53Okay.
07:55I'm sitting here in the military.
07:56I don't give a fuck with you.
07:56All right, we're going to find out.
07:58We're going to find out.
07:59Y'all are going to find out.
08:00Y'all are doing walls and everything.
08:02I promise you.
08:04All right.
08:05Squats on the wall, bitch.
08:06And sit there.
08:09Everybody that was on a sprint with me, y'all can come on and follow me.
08:12I don't think we're going to go hop on that bus.
08:13The rest of y'all, figure it out.
08:18If y'all on the first sprint, get the hell up.
08:20Let's go.
08:23Get in the line.
08:26If that wouldn't hit me, I'm fucking you off the work.
08:31Bitch toes is turning red and shit.
08:33Her tight-ass shoes, her cheap-ass sheen outfit, bitch.
08:35You look like a fucking bum.
08:36Bitch, everything on you too much a fucking tight to be wearing.
08:39Go up a size, bitch.
08:40You look stuffed like a turkey.
08:42You look like a motherfucking pad you'd be wearing.
08:44So, I throw a water bottle at that bitch.
08:47And if it was just a centimeter or two to the motherfucking left,
08:51that nose probably would have been leaking again.
08:54This is what I did not sign up for.
08:56To be tough to like my motherfucking child.
08:59I just feel like this is for the now-ass TPOGs.
09:02They let them be a snake, bitch.
09:04Y'all see they put they now-ass TPOGs in a fucked-up-ass predicament.
09:08This is what they want us to do.
09:10Joyce talk to us like we ain't shit.
09:11And can't do it.
09:12Fuck what's wrong with them.
09:13And we can't do nothing.
09:14And they want us to respect them, nigga.
09:16But that's a hard change.
09:16Ben Kenzie was the first OG on the network.
09:19Stop playing with me.
09:20Your fans know it.
09:21We built now-ass TV.
09:23Fuck is y'all talking about?
09:24I'm already on this show.
09:25And I told my CEO.
09:27Like, bitch.
09:28I need my faith with Joyce.
09:31And y'all got this bitch PC'd up.
09:33Y'all don't want to listen to me?
09:35Everybody get on your face and give me 10 right now.
09:38Get on your face and give me 10 right now.
09:41Immediately we go outside.
09:43And he is dropped down to give me 50 or you going home, bitch.
09:46I'm like, wait, hold on.
09:47It was cute.
09:47It was fun.
09:48But hold on.
09:48Bitch.
09:49Who you call bitch?
09:50What's going on here?
09:52Like, how did we get here?
09:53It's a lot.
09:53Because the thing is is that y'all...
09:54She's doing it for the girls.
09:55No, she's not.
09:56No, she's not.
09:57She's doing it for herself.
09:58And guess what?
09:58The people that actually participate...
10:00And then it's wet on the floor.
10:00And then it's wet on the floor.
10:02I'm like, what are we talking about?
10:02I'm all y'all getting up out of me.
10:04That's all y'all getting up out of me.
10:05For real.
10:05That's all I got about me.
10:07I wasn't trying to get my ass no extra layups and no pushups, bitch.
10:10I don't know about the other girls.
10:11But he had did a couple more yells and said we was going to be doing jumping jacks and shit.
10:14And that's all he had to tell me.
10:16I'm like, let me not make it worse.
10:17That's all I got.
10:18That's all I got.
10:19Go ahead and see you.
10:20Yup.
10:21Yup.
10:21What?
10:22Give us up.
10:23Two.
10:24If you don't want to do this, then you can go home.
10:27I can eliminate him right now.
10:29I can eliminate him.
10:30All right, push up positions and hold it for 20 seconds.
10:32I can not do it on my hands.
10:35I can not do it on my hands.
10:38I can not do it on my hands.
10:39All right, give me 10 pushups.
10:40I'll sit up here.
10:41Okay.
10:41You're going to give me something.
10:42Okay, well, it ain't going to be pushups.
10:44The girls are all complaining and stuff.
10:45I'm like, bitch, stop making it hard, bitch.
10:47Let's just get this shit over with.
10:48He is crazy.
10:50Bitch, he is losing it.
10:51Girl, what?
10:51All right.
10:52What you doing?
10:53Why?
10:53All right.
10:54I want to be quiet.
10:56You can give me a 20-second point.
10:58Come on.
10:58What's that?
10:59That's like you do.
11:01Bitch, I don't go to no gym.
11:02Is this not Dollhouse?
11:03Why do we have a drill sergeant?
11:05Like, what?
11:08I don't like him at all.
11:09Like, he's talking reckless.
11:11He's talking about doing all this exercise and stuff.
11:13And the only exercise I do is to the fridge and to the couch.
11:17Like, I don't do all this crazy-ass, like, manly-ass exercise shit.
11:22So, I hate, and, like, you yelling in our faces and shit.
11:25Like, do you just see us as, like, a bunch of niggas or something?
11:28Can I do the plane more?
11:3020 seconds.
11:31Let's go, y'all.
11:31What's the plane?
11:32What's the plane?
11:33She's here to show you.
11:34It's like, it's like this.
11:36You don't go down.
11:37You go.
11:3720 seconds.
11:38Let's go.
11:39Y'all wasting my time.
11:41What's up?
11:42All right, so she's going to fuck y'all up even more.
11:45Now, get up and get on the fucking sprint.
11:51Let's go.
11:52Okay, so you dragging it now.
11:53Like, you dragging it.
11:55That was the 20 seconds.
11:56He's like, if you don't do no push-ups, you going home.
12:01Immediately, I drop down, baby.
12:02Hold on.
12:02I'm here.
12:03I'm staying.
12:04I'm not going nowhere.
12:05So I'm going to do the push-ups.
12:05I'm going to shut up.
12:06I shut my fat ass up, and I did a push-up.
12:08I did 10 of them bitches, too.
12:11So he was out of control.
12:14But, you know, after talking to the production on the side, and they let me know, basically,
12:17you know, it's just a challenge.
12:19At the end of the day, he's just doing his job.
12:21And don't really take it to heart.
12:2310 push-ups right now.
12:28Call time.
12:30Child time.
12:31Call time.
12:31Boom, boom, boom.
12:32You bitches get up.
12:33Get on y'all knees.
12:35A 10-up.
12:36Push-up.
12:37Get on y'all knees.
12:38Push-up.
12:39Bend over.
12:39Swing around.
12:40Go up.
12:41When I tell you, he told us to do, I think, 10 jumping jacks or 10 push-ups.
12:48Baby, Pookie and Persuasion sit there like, we ain't doing shit.
12:51Who you talking to?
12:51Y'all, one team, one fight.
12:54Push-ups right now.
12:55Yo, I need, I need, I need to push-ups.
13:03Y'all a team.
13:05Y'all a team.
13:06Y'all a team.
13:06Y'all a team.
13:07This ain't got us doing push-ups, bitch.
13:08If you know me, I don't have no upper body strength, bitch.
13:10I take my spurno, bitch.
13:11My, my blockers, bitch.
13:13This, this body is soft.
13:15I couldn't do a push-up to save my motherfucking lives.
13:18Think I was doing push-ups.
13:19These bitches is doing girl push-ups.
13:20I, which I didn't even think to do that because I'm up here like, I know I can't do no push-up,
13:24bitch.
13:24So, I really ain't care.
13:26Hey, yo.
13:27Nobody get up and stop pushing to these two.
13:30Give me my 10.
13:35Keep pushing to that.
13:36Give me my 10.
13:37Y'all want to act like wild-ass animals.
13:39Like, first of all, bitch, do I look like a wild-ass animal?
13:42No.
13:42The fuck?
13:44But I sure did get down and do them push-ups because the arch that I stood, and I tooted it
13:48up, and I did them little cute little cunt push-ups.
13:51I said, ah, ah, ah.
13:54But, yeah, no, I don't work out.
13:56I lay on the table.
13:57Look at me.
13:58The fuck?
14:02Okay, y'all going to keep pushing to these three.
14:04Give me my 10.
14:05I did my 10.
14:06So, you're not going to drive.
14:07But they not done.
14:08I did my 10.
14:10Keep pushing.
14:10The drill sergeant comes in, and he's very disrespectful.
14:13He tried to tell me, get on the floor and do some push-ups, and I said, hell the fuck no.
14:17Me and my girlfriend, Pookie, we wasn't feeling that.
14:19We wasn't jumping on no motherfucking ground and motherfucking getting on the floor and doing no push-ups.
14:24Bitch, we're dogs.
14:25We ain't peasants.
14:26Are you okay?
14:27And we not playboys.
14:28This is not how that works over here.
14:30I'm sorry.
14:30Go play with somebody else.
14:32So, he like, oh, the more these two bitches don't get up and do their push-ups, the more
14:37y'all going to do.
14:38Well, then one of these bitches just going to have to get off this floor and feel some type
14:41of a way, because I'm not getting on this floor.
14:43I don't give a fuck what the fuck you're talking about.
14:45Bitch, it is what it is.
14:46We not getting on this floor, and we meant that, and we didn't get on that floor.
14:50Y'all might want to tell them to fall in line.
14:53I don't need my fear.
14:55Hey, all right?
14:57So, hey, all y'all that did the push-ups in place until they give me my 10 push-ups.
15:04Doing what?
15:06Nigga, not me.
15:08I didn't even just the fair production rule.
15:10I'm going to be the player by doing this.
15:12We're the other bitches that you need to control.
15:15They already did that shit.
15:17That's why they on the Sprinter now.
15:19They got push-ups outside.
15:21I'm telling you now.
15:22They did push-ups outside.
15:24More sit-ups.
15:25They come out, we got a drill sergeant not listening, and we about to do some workouts.
15:30Bitch, I don't even work out at home.
15:32Y'all hoes not finna put me on.
15:33Now motherfuckin' scale and all that.
15:36Move.
15:37So, if y'all want to go, I did my team.
15:40We're not doing that.
15:41We're not.
15:42Okay, so y'all going to be the two eliminated.
15:44We're really dogs.
15:45We're not doing that.
15:45So, y'all going to be eliminated.
15:46I don't even need to take production, but I did my team.
15:49Okay?
15:49We're not going nowhere.
15:50So, y'all two going to be up for elimination.
15:53The fuck?
15:53I did my team.
15:54We did not disrespect nobody to have to do push-ups.
15:58We sat here and shut the fuck up when they just screamed at everybody.
16:00So, I'm not finna do no fucking push-ups behind some shit that these hoes just
16:03do no fuck out of here.
16:05So, everybody that did y'all sin, line up in front of me.
16:09If y'all did y'all push-ups, line up in front of me.
16:11I'm being weird.
16:12We was shut.
16:13Was we saying anything when everybody was screaming?
16:15No.
16:15We shut the fuck up.
16:17Right.
16:18We was quiet.
16:18We shut up.
16:19So, why are we even coming to you?
16:21Hey, yo, Kenzie.
16:22You driving?
16:23Kenzie, I mean.
16:24Which van we on?
16:25Come with me.
16:26Hey, yo.
16:27Hey, yo.
16:31Why they out?
16:34Man, nigga, don't get besides y'allself talking to me, bitch.
16:38Come on.
16:39So, y'all ready to do the 10 or not?
16:41Hold on, Isaiah.
16:41No.
16:42Kenzie, can you give me 10 with the rest on?
16:44The rest on gave me 10 push-ups.
16:46Can you give me 10?
16:47Yeah.
16:47Give me 10.
16:49Let me get 10.
16:50I'm not.
16:50Let me get 10.
16:51Right now?
16:52Yeah.
16:52No.
16:53Kenzie.
16:53Kenzie.
16:53Kenzie.
16:54Kenzie.
16:54Kenzie.
16:54Kenzie.
16:54Kenzie.
16:55Kenzie.
16:56Kenzie.
16:56A lot of y'all are complaining and stuff like that.
16:59At the end of the day, there's a grand prize at the end of the season.
17:01So, may the baddest bitch win and the baddest doll win.
17:05At the end of the day.
17:06I'm not.
17:07Keep y'all having my motherfucking hands.
17:08Five dudes are crazy.
17:09But still, yeah.
17:10Random people are just wanting to make Trini front over me, bitch.
17:13I didn't even know.
17:13If I was prepared, I wouldn't put my last thing on, bitch.
17:16Trini and Barbie is my best friend.
17:19And I'm not going to let none of you little bitches play with her.
17:22I may be the host, but...
17:25The backstory between me and Trini Barbie is we transitioned together.
17:31We lived together.
17:32We done did it all together.
17:33So, why would I let you guys...
17:36Why would I let you little dumbass bitches play my best friend?
17:39No.
17:39I'm cool.
17:40But in the same breath, y'all not going to just violate.
17:44Because at the end of the day, bitch, we're both fad.
17:46Bitch, we know our brains.
17:48We know where we came from.
17:50So, y'all not going to play like y'all dumb and delusional.
17:53And y'all don't know what's going on.
17:55I don't know if I can word candy, but girl, I'm going to get another...
17:59Trini, because Trini is small.
18:01I'm going to take that.
18:01All of them bitches, I could bitch.
18:02I'm arguing with Shia in London.
18:04All of them sorry.
18:04I'm like, bitch, when did I even talk to y'all bitches a day in my life?
18:08Trini, because Trini is small.
18:10It's the Trini show.
18:12I don't know what can be issue with she trying to put down.
18:14No, it wasn't no...
18:15Bitch, I never...
18:16I ain't even know we had...
18:17Her and Barbie was solid.
18:18Yeah, Barbie was like, oh, yeah, everybody else is going to have...
18:20But they're taking advantage of that you're small.
18:22I'm small.
18:23Oh, that's what it is.
18:23It's a fall of the leader.
18:26I know.
18:27So, I need you guys to respect the security and production.
18:32Trini, Barbie, I want a back set.
18:33Trini, Barbie.
18:34Yeah, it's Trini, Barbie.
18:36Trini or Trini?
18:37Trini.
18:38Trini, Barbie.
18:39Yeah, I'm fine.
18:42Them barbies.
18:43Morse.
18:44They have shit bigger.
18:46No, it's just like...
18:47It's just like...
18:47Bitches are shaped like stick figures.
18:49Y'all don't shake straight up and down with two circles on y'all fucking checks.
18:53Bitch, y'all need to get that shit together and get the fuck up out of here.
18:56First of all, y'all need to focus on y'all transition before y'all try to come to a dog show and present y'allself.
19:01Because you bitches are very much self-unpresentable.
19:03Niggas.
19:04Big face.
19:05The fuck?
19:06The top...
19:06To me, so far, when I see the top, like, the big dogs every here is this persuasion, Savannah, Jelani, Pookie, and Makayla.
19:14Because Makayla is...
19:15Y'all is just giving hardcore...
19:17It don't matter.
19:18She...
19:18I don't know what...
19:19But it's like, Makayla not fighting.
19:21All she's doing is trying to...
19:21She's dancing and losing her pants.
19:23She's not punching, though.
19:24She's not punching, though.
19:26She's like this, bitch.
19:27She's...
19:28I see him here once on with one hand, but I said she's a grabber, puller, slinger.
19:31She's very strong.
19:32No, fight me, bitch.
19:33I'm moaned out.
19:33Bitch, I've been transition for 50 years.
19:35She wasn't me.
19:36I ain't no Muslim man, boo.
19:37We was fighting.
19:38What did you talk about?
19:38I don't want to fight.
19:39I don't want to wrestle with no nigga, bitch.
19:40I don't know what these hoes talking about a motherfucking house, mother.
19:45First of all, ain't no punk coming here being no house, mother.
19:47Get your bitch ass up out of here.
19:49This dollhouse, not it shit.
19:51This dollhouse, and I'm sick of bitches trying to have protection and all that.
19:54Get these folks to keep trying to fight these girls.
19:56Bitch, punky.
19:57Bitch.
19:58Stop trying to get these niggas to fight these girls.
20:00I don't like that.
20:01Fight your own battle.
20:02If you're big and bad, and you're the hoes, bitch, and you can pop in, then fight about it, bitch.
20:08I gave you your name.
20:09You wouldn't be in the spot if I had to move.
20:12I stopped.
20:13I kept going.
20:14I'm not a crash out.
20:15She get her face broke.
20:17She get her nose broke.
20:18She fight niggas.
20:19She fight bitches.
20:20I got respect.
20:21I have morals.
20:22They don't want that.
20:23Okay?
20:23You know what I'm saying?
20:24I can't say that because you're saying she can't give me no work.
20:27I'm just as white, bro.
20:28I'm funny.
20:29I beat that bitch.
20:29I'm Mr. Dash.
20:30That bitch never gave me no work, though.
20:32I'm Barbie.
20:32Y'all knew Barbie, right?
20:34Everybody say, dumb.
20:35No, nah.
20:36You're like, I'm just as white, bro.
20:37You're like, I'm just as white, bro.
20:38You're like, I'm still big.
20:40I'm still big with the bitch on the platform or not.
20:43I'm still big.
20:44Why we still big?
20:46She didn't stop nothing this way.
20:47I promise you.
20:48I was the first trans host.
20:50Remember that.
20:50Really?
20:51She didn't stop me.
20:53That bitch is going home tonight.
20:54She didn't stop shit this way.
20:55We're going home tonight.
20:55We're packing bitches out tonight.
20:57I'm keeping this.
20:58Don't host, motherfucking season one.
21:00And we're here to fuck the fucker.
21:03Don't host.
21:05Don't host.
21:06Don't host.
21:06Don't host.
21:06Don't host.
21:07Don't host.
21:08Don't host.
21:09Don't host.
21:10Don't host.
21:11Don't host.
21:11Don't host.
21:12Don't host.
21:12Don't host.
21:13Don't host.
21:14Don't host.
21:15We all motherfucking now, that's TV.
21:17Season one, big bitches, bomb bitches.
21:20Bitches that looking good.
21:21Girls got going to get that quaint.
21:23And we over here to see that and y'all.
21:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:25Bitches that get it, get it.
21:27Bitches that get it, get it.
21:29In the words of Joyce, three bitches going home tonight.
21:31I just gotta say it's like shit finna get real raw and nasty and uncut bitch now that's TV
21:43you better clock that TV bitch shit finna get real raw and nasty everything that you see on TV
21:48real raw what'd you say any what'd you say real raw I was giving real raw at the dollhouse
21:56bitch you shut the fuck up not sure why you haven't got your why you haven't got yourself
22:15so we arrived we get to this big-ass field and we line the fuck up got the little drone shit on us
22:39shit I'm like oh shit this is real weird on TV we ended up at this big gigantic ass park and all I saw
23:07this grass in the empty pool I'm like okay I think we're finna rumble because that's what
23:13this fucking grass is giving it's not giving workout it's not giving play football it's not
23:18giving play no sports is giving this opportunity for all of us to fight right here and I'm feeling
23:26clear I was trying central hold on hold on hold on there we go that's why that's it like that's a big
23:32tall bitch
23:33what y'all squabble like
23:46welcome to fucking boot camp ladies y'all thought I was playing at the house right
23:53we're gonna see what y'all made of today all right me and I'm playing no motherfucking days with y'all
23:59either and while we're at it today's elimination day so one of y'all bitches not coming back to the
24:04house with us so just be prepared who going home because hood fish night bitch y'all need to get
24:11a line y'all need to fall in line and y'all need to do what the instructor says do and Savannah I want
24:16you to do it especially because like I said you've been having to do extra workouts y'all
24:19want you oh you need to do her job you need some routine to them bones Savannah she's acting like
24:27the tramp from Savannah honestly if you ask me but you know what by the end time this competition is
24:31over she's gonna be in line and me and her are gonna be able to kiki all the way to the river
24:35all right I'm gonna split y'all up in the team this is my show right now shut up
24:48the winners get y'all phones tonight the losers y'all don't everybody to the right of Barbie
24:58y'all on teams everybody from persuade Genova y'all on the team so I need y'all to all y'all to take
25:09five steps back and get in line y'all gonna bear crawl to the end when y'all get to the end I want
25:1810 push-ups 10 burpees bear crawl back to your next team member and they gonna do it girl he look
25:25over he like y'all finna bear crawl what the fuck is that girl bear crawl bitch I ain't shaped like
25:30no beard what's that crawl like a bear I don't know what all that is demonstrate we don't know
25:35what that is oh that's all it is I need 10 10 push-ups 10 burpees my purse out y'all go we
25:48race it oh we gotta get up oh I'm about to get silent that's not a bear crawl go back
25:52everybody know what y'all doing right okay yes we're doing the bear crawl like this okay
26:02lower all four girl you girls not to be on the me
26:10lower let me do me bitch shut up no I'm the host and you're gonna respect me and you're gonna get
26:20down on your knees and crawl that's what you're gonna do you're gonna get down on your knees and
26:25motherfucking crawl all you bitches all you bitches we're not I'm not going yo I'm not doing that
26:33so we're doing elimination so whoever don't do it y'all up for elimination but that's fucked up
26:40like like like that's fucked up what y'all doing Kenzie Kenzie Kenzie or should I say pepperon Kenzie
26:47I'm telling you this directly girl yeah I'm saying that behind your bed because I'm in front of this
26:53camera and ain't nobody to my left and ain't nobody to my right you need to start acting like a lady
26:58take Steve Harvey's advice act like a lady and think like a man and you still is a man
27:03so you need to rebuke that manliness and you need to tap into your feminine energy and if you don't
27:09know how to do it just go get my ebook honey it girl consults on one-on-one honey click that link up
27:14in my bio because you need to Kenzie I thought she was a veteran you can't do it
27:20Kenzie are y'all ready are y'all ready Kenzie are you not a veteran
27:28I know all y'all want y'all phones back so what y'all gonna do y'all gonna keep talking to y'all
27:35gonna do it I'm in the line I'm running straight but I'm sitting like this y'all got me get ready
27:49first group up go
27:5210 burpees
28:00I ain't gonna lie the exercises was that shit a little fun to me I ain't gonna lie I didn't give
28:15a fuck about it it was just like what little activities like it was like working out like
28:20I go to the gym I have a nice body so like I really don't really care about that stuff but
28:24them bear claws that was fun you get what I'm saying we had to split up in teens and you know
28:30what I kind of liked it my teens I kind of liked it that some of my girls was on the other side
28:34and we was on this side you get what I'm saying it made it more fun if you ask me
28:38Yes
28:41Come on Kenzie
28:46Let's go
29:04Come on, go, go!
29:06Hey!
29:08Go, go, go!
29:10Come on, come on!
29:12I did this for y'all.
29:14We got it!
29:16We got it!
29:18Come on!
29:20Come on, come on!
29:22Come on, come on!
29:24Come on, come on!
29:26Come on!
29:28Come on!
29:30Come on, how familiar you need me?
29:32Come on, how familiar you need me?
29:34Come on, come on!
29:36Come on, let's go!
29:38Come on!
29:40Come on!
29:42Come on!
29:44Come on!
29:46Get that team!
29:48Get that team!
29:50Get that team!
29:52Get that team!
29:54Get that team!
29:56Yeah!
29:58Two and one!
30:00One, two, yeah!
30:02There you go!
30:04Okay, so you ready to get?
30:06You ready to get?
30:08You ready to get?
30:10Go Fookie!
30:12Go Fookie!
30:14Go Fookie!
30:16Go Fookie!
30:20Yeah!
30:22Go Fookie!
30:24Go Fookie!
30:26Go Fookie!
30:28Go Fookie!
30:30Get that team!
30:32Go Fookie!
30:33YG, YG, keep some feet up, YG.
30:47Let's go, YG.
30:51Let's go, YG.
30:53Let's go, YG, stop playing, girl.
31:06YG, come on.
31:10Come on, YG.
31:14Come on, YG.
31:16Come on, YG.
31:18Come on, y'all.
31:20Come on, YG, come on.
31:24My instructor is putting these pathways to work.
31:28No shade.
31:29We putting these bitches to work.
31:30We making these bitches to, like, okay, yes.
31:33Like, we bringing them back to reality, babe.
31:36You was one, uh, you was one time here, babe.
31:42Like, no shade.
31:45You said y'all want to act like niggas?
31:47We gonna treat you guys like niggas.
31:50So, get on your knees and crawl for me.
31:54Okay?
31:57This is cool.
31:59Slayana, get your ass down and do those motherfucking pushups, bitch.
32:02Come on, Slayana, you got this, girl.
32:04She don't got shit.
32:05She got it, girl.
32:06But mow the oil in her motherfucking ass.
32:07She got it.
32:08She got it.
32:09That's all she got.
32:10Now, bear crawl back home and hurry up about it before I get mad.
32:14Tonight, y'all two gotta have a conversation because I'm here for Slayana.
32:17Stupid Dixie, bitch.
32:19Me and my girls was tearing them hoes up.
32:22And then you have this fat, funky bitch on the side talking about harder.
32:27Do this, do that.
32:28Like, bitch, out of all of us, you're the real bitch that need to be out here doing these
32:31workouts.
32:32Bitch, you're hella big.
32:33Bitch, your ankles are fucking crying out of them heels, bitch.
32:36Like, you was the bitch that really needs to be working out.
32:39There we go.
32:40Woo!
32:41Woo!
32:42That was a lot of fun.
32:44What the fuck?
32:46Let's go, Harry, y'all!
32:49Let's go, Harry, y'all!
32:50Let's go, Harry, y'all!
32:51Let's go, Harry, put the pump in that tub!
32:52Put the pump in that tub!
32:53Let's go!
32:54Let's go, Harry, put the pump in that tub!
32:55Let's go!
32:56Let's go!
32:57Yeah!
32:58You got this!
32:59Yeah!
33:00Yeah, she did.
33:01Yeah, she did.
33:02Yeah, she did.
33:03She did.
33:04She did.
33:05Yeah, she did.
33:06Come on, die!
33:35As we're all doing the bear crawling, it gets to me, and y'all know my little chicken
33:50cutlets and everything, and all these other girls, yes, they got fake titties, but mine
33:54are fake, like, you know, little chicken cutlets, and as I'm bear crawling, I feel one of them
34:01fall out, and I'm like, oh shit, I did not secure my bra, like, why am I, first of all, why
34:08am I out here doing to feel any motherfucking ways, and my titty all out in this motherfucking
34:11grass, I fall and shit, it's like, it's a fucking mess, like, I fucking hate this, like, I really
34:15just want, I honestly was ready to crash down on every fucking body, like, I was really ready
34:18to just run up and hit the drill sergeant, because it was like, my titty fell out now, and everybody
34:22saw my titty fall out, like, I'm over it.
34:26I know the titty did not fall out.
34:29Wait, what?
34:31I personally don't care that, like, the girls, you know, they got their surgeries and stuff,
34:39because a lot of girls got their surgeries before, you know, they got right themselves,
34:43and me personally, I'm taking my transition slow, and as of right now, yes, I do have
34:49little chicken cutlets, but I'm not ashamed of it, my transition is different, just like
34:52everybody else, everybody has a unique path, and this is the path I want to go until I'm
34:56ready to buy myself some titties, because I'm not buying the titties to be fighting these
34:59motherfucking, um, a ring of things all damn day.
35:03I'm, I'm gonna get my titties when I'm settling down, I'm sitting down, I'm looking pretty.
35:07So, I'm not embarrassed, I don't really give a fuck that they got their titties, still ugly
35:12bitches, though.
35:13I'm crying.
35:16That's not a push up.
35:20She's not a push up.
35:31Come on, put the video away.
35:34Come on.
35:35We doing our beer calls, bitch.
35:37Why the fuck?
35:39I look over, I'm thinking one of the girls done tripping,
35:42some grass being thrown up in the air.
35:43I see Bria's titties sliding out.
35:46I'm like, Rhea, stop looking at my bitch titties, no, don't look at my bitch titties, everybody's like, oh my god, her titties, her titties, her titties, her titties, I'm like, no, no, no, no, I got your sister, I go grab them titties, your titties ain't for me, I grab them titties, and I have them tight to me, you would have thought they was mine, I grab them titties, stop looking at her titties, stop, stop being creepy, they was looking at my bitch titties, but Rhea, I had them nice and secure, my girl finished their goal, and girl, we got up in there.
36:13The titties got it, no shade, Jada, do that motherfucking push-ups, bitch, come on, Jada, bitch got her legs crossed, come on, Jada, now waiter, Jada, no waiter, all right, Trini, do your push-ups, girl, you dying, you dying, you dying, you dying, come on, bitch, run over here, ho, I don't need to go,
36:42come on, Mikaela, bitch, Mikaela, let's go, come on, baby, Mikaela, bear crawled, show them what's up, baby, shit, all right, I need a match, so we just training?
36:56Okay, you got them paramedics,
37:01did we want,
37:06excuse me?
37:10No, no, no,
37:11this is unfair,
37:14so we don't get our phones?
37:17oh, no,
37:19shake that motor oil, you bitch,
37:21yes,
37:22you you got heels on in the grass you're trying too hard now sweet cheeks
37:29you're trying too hard now to prove it but okay you thought she was cute and
37:37you thought bitches about to listen to you telling us to do these masculine
37:42things bitch that you not even doing clock it you think we finna do this
37:48masculine ass shit nah no we not bitch that's why I got up on your fat ass bitch
37:57on my soul you're playing now bitch now I'm really about to beat your ass and
38:02bitch show it shake them pads bitch cuz when I shake you hear it boo you hear it
38:10boo ass clap titty shake what bitch you be shaking them pads that's what you do
38:16shake them pads bitch you know what's that huh you know what's that bitch you
38:22know what's that
38:25you're gonna be dying
38:31you're gonna be dying always that hard about you know Mike never know hard
38:36bodies real shit
38:38it is order that motor oil you bitch please you're dying slow you're dying slow from all
38:42that silicone it's not that it's going to your head
38:45no baby you're mad because bitch you're crazy you're crazy and you still don't look better
38:51than me and you still don't look better than me look at the mugs
38:53yo with them boy nipples stop showing them boy nipples bitch I can just see you girl with
38:59that big ass back in between your chest bitch please grind up in a whole car between that
39:04big ass back bitch you need to go back to the car bitch that's what you need to do
39:07okay so listen we tired of these hoes ugly ass bitch y'all can't see me
39:20why can't you leave over here for your team
39:23yeah now okay y'all said it was unfair right no she she look like
39:30I'm gonna even it up I'm gonna even it up very very much American dad you pick who you want to go
39:36get this work bitch no I'm gonna go get this work bitch come get my work
39:41come get my work
39:43the big is yo we not doing hoes fighting my work
39:46any bitch not working my hand is messed up
39:49alright my hand is messed up I got you in the back
39:51they wanted us to break the tie so let me tell y'all how they play this
39:55they said whatever team win get their phones been
39:58our team won but they the one did the peak in the team so it's like how you give us one extra person
40:04on our team and then when we win say that we gotta break the tie
40:08she over there is so worried about me
40:11Jelani that's who I want to break the tie with me break the tie
40:14bitch we ain't finna break no motherfuckin tie hoes
40:16the tie breaker is a fight a royal rumble
40:18that's what we finna do that's what that is a fight
40:21that's what we finna do do you wanna fight
40:23our baby she's just new in her heart
40:27I don't know what lime she had snorted this day
40:30I don't know what liquor she had been drinking
40:33probably the liquor I drenched her with
40:37Jari
40:39Jari get out of the way
40:40come on
40:41come on
40:42come on
40:43come on
40:44come on
40:45get that hoes
40:47get that hoes
40:49get that hoes
40:51hi hoes
40:53what's your sweet
40:55you're not a doll
40:56you gotta get that shit
40:57you did not put on for new york city at all
40:58I always put on for new york
41:00I really don't
41:02you put on for the wax but
41:04you haven't put on for new york city
41:05you haven't gave me doll materials since you got here
41:06so who's gonna get me out
41:08my bitch R.V
41:09r.V
41:12pull R.V out please
41:13ready to go home
41:14ready to go home
41:16yeah
41:17what's in your hand
41:18Ready to go home?
41:18Ready to go home?
41:19What's in your hand?
41:21What's in your hand?
41:22What's in your hand?
41:22What's in your hand?
41:24This for New York City, girl!
41:25But watch my girl's face!
41:27Watch her face!
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