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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was late.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:00It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:04The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:05I make my own money.
00:03:06Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:07Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:08I am the spokesperson for man thought.
00:03:09That means free underwear for life.
00:03:10For life.
00:03:11Some parents would be proud.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:15You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:18Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:22Mmm.
00:03:23All right.
00:03:24Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:25And don't be late.
00:03:26Bye, Dad.
00:03:27Bye, Dad.
00:03:28Excuse me.
00:03:29Excuse me.
00:03:30Excuse me.
00:03:54Excuse me.
00:04:02Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:24These are great.
00:04:36I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:42Cool. Let's take five, and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:12You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Treppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:17I can meet him later.
00:05:19Nah, Suleyton's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:37But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:39Well, you're gonna have to prove it, cause so far...
00:05:42I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46But...
00:05:50Hey...
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah.
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a...
00:06:13Really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:24But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:29Don't worry about that.
00:06:31I have money saved.
00:06:33I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this...
00:06:38Together.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:55Ciao Gucci!
00:06:56Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings...
00:07:17For my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:31I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia...
00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:42Come back...
00:07:43Tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Make something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Peggy.
00:07:50Oh, Amelia.
00:07:51You look bellissima.
00:07:52Except for the dog hair.
00:07:54Come with me.
00:07:55I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:56Are they from Italy?
00:07:57Yes.
00:07:58Wow.
00:07:59Yes, of course everything's from Italy here.
00:08:00Well...
00:08:01Well...
00:08:02Amelia, meet...
00:08:03My Phelangelo for my son.
00:08:04I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:05Mm-hmm.
00:08:06Yeah.
00:08:07Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:08I'm a dog walker.
00:08:09Well...
00:08:10I'm a dog walker.
00:08:11You look bellissima.
00:08:12Except for the dog hair.
00:08:13Well...
00:08:14Come with me.
00:08:15I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:16Are they from Italy?
00:08:17Yes.
00:08:18Wow.
00:08:19Yes, of course everything's from Italy here.
00:08:21Well...
00:08:22Amelia, meet...
00:08:23My Phelangelo for my son.
00:08:24I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Mm-hmm.
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27Are you a cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:31I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44That'd be really hard.
00:08:46Hey.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What?
00:09:02Exactly.
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean...
00:09:14It's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:16Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:46For me another.
00:09:48I told you I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:51Fine.
00:09:59See?
00:10:00Dog Walker.
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:05What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking Prada!
00:10:08Who?
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:19Amelia!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:22I asked her to pour me another drink.
00:10:24And she flipped out.
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus.
00:10:26But your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no.
00:10:29Please.
00:10:30I apologize.
00:10:31My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32Alright?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38Alright?
00:10:39Just have a seat.
00:10:40Alright?
00:10:41And I promise.
00:10:42He'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So.
00:10:46Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus.
00:11:23What are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Angela, look.
00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Obviously.
00:11:45I see.
00:11:46There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:53Oh, yeah.
00:11:54We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:07You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah.
00:12:10Like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:42Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it. Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lawyers have already drafted the contract,
00:13:11and, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:17Try and make yourself look decent, Alan.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days,
00:13:24followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you,
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway,
00:13:34you must move in together immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:38Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage,
00:13:42but, well, it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:14:13Salute to the new couple.
00:14:15So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:15:02Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:03What's...
00:15:04What is this?
00:15:05Put it in the trash.
00:15:06This isn't trash.
00:15:07These are my sisters.
00:15:08She's an artist.
00:15:09So, put them in your room.
00:15:10I said you could live here,
00:15:11not decorate.
00:15:12Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:13Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:14That's man-thong.
00:15:15It's trademarked.
00:15:17Look.
00:15:32I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:34If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:15:35let me throw it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:44Oh, by the way.
00:15:46This is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05I'm sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:08This isn't like you.
00:16:10Actually, we're... reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:15Like I always taught you.
00:16:18Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:22And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:27So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Michelangelo...
00:16:36Dino Villano? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Villano?!
00:16:41Shhh!
00:16:43Michelangelo?
00:16:45Michelangelo?
00:16:46Like, start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows?
00:16:50How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so toxic.
00:17:02Speaking of the devil?
00:17:04Oh, yeah.
00:17:06You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:09This is a doctor's office.
00:17:11Amelia.
00:17:14Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:17Doctor's ready.
00:17:19We'll talk about this later.
00:17:22We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:32We're already wet.
00:17:34We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:44We're already wet.
00:17:47We're already wet.
00:18:04Where did that come from?
00:18:06Yeah.
00:18:07Nice place.
00:18:17I love the artwork.
00:18:31nice place i love the artwork thanks finally a little good taste
00:18:39no i'm good we had plenty at dinner more for me
00:18:47you know if you like it down here you should see the bedroom
00:19:01who are you who are you chantel this is amelia my roommate whatever can you guys just keep it
00:19:15down i have work tomorrow morning this is my house we will be as loud as we want to be scream at the
00:19:24top of our lungs you've got to be kidding me what's wrong dog walker he's jealous jealous i'm not jealous
00:19:36sweet dreams
00:19:44i can't believe he said i was jealous how could i ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:49even if he is kind of hot
00:20:09see you later and um don't worry about last night sorry i had one so many to drink it won't happen
00:20:18again
00:20:31how's the hangover roomie not now my head's killing me we need to talk about last night
00:20:37no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:42i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos monogamy wasn't in the contract but your
00:20:47dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage and you made it pretty clear
00:20:50to that girl last night that you don't care about me fine i'll have her sign an nda just give me my
00:20:55phone my sister needs this money
00:20:58my sister needs this money michelangelo and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:07paparazzi find out about this then the contract is violated then neither of us
00:21:11then neither of us get what we want yeah no i'm serious
00:21:20don't screw this up
00:21:25don't screw this up i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager i've been
00:21:33dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager i know what i'm doing dog walker i know what i'm
00:21:39doing dog walker and just so we're clear i will whoever i want and just so we're clear i will
00:21:45fuck whoever i want whatever i want whatever i want fine do whatever you want sorry it's a bit harsh
00:21:59sorry it's a bit harsh just really
00:22:04really i'm over i'm over
00:22:11that could have gone better that could have gone better
00:22:24hey baby hey baby you think you don't have to keep working amelia you're rich you don't have to
00:22:33keep working amelia you're rich now i know i like it i know i like it oh it's good to hear
00:22:43you know i just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:22:47rubs off on my son tell me uh how are things going between the two of you huh how are things
00:22:54going between the two of you huh oh fine yeah we're oh
00:22:58fine yeah we're still getting to know each other all right well give him time all right oh and listen
00:23:12he is not as bad as tmz says all right look i i promise i wouldn't be so sure yeah you're right
00:23:19all right well we'll see you later come on gucci come on bye gooch
00:23:29hey amelia hey jake
00:23:32gucci no royce
00:23:34see a bad dog but i'm not actually mad about this it's to see you up close for once yeah same here
00:23:51sorry gucci's um a bit crazy this whole family actually all these rich people are nuts i should
00:23:59make a reality show real dog owners in beverly hills do you want to walk together let these two
00:24:07get to know each other yeah i'd like that
00:24:16so how long have you been a dog walker a couple months i like it i had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:24:23barista uber driver delivery guy movie extra you were in a movie actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:24:33just trying to impress you how about you how long you've been doing this i don't know my whole life
00:24:40i guess it started as a summer job and then i turned it into my own business i want to open a doggy daycare
00:24:47someday wow i guess you really like dogs well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:24:56if you want to hang out with this human sometime my band's playing at the echoplex tonight
00:25:02do you want to go i kind of have to admit i had a crush on you you did yeah i still do
00:25:13he's cute i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged then again that boy has been out
00:25:23having fun
00:25:27i'd love to go to the concert oh yeah i mean uh regular yeah
00:25:34i know it's risky but i'm not a socialite like michelangelo i won't have to worry about
00:25:42paparazzi spotting me at the show hey what's your ring um it's just a class ring from high school
00:25:52it looks pretty big it was a big school public schools am i right
00:26:04i mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring me engaged no are you kidding i'm 24 i'm practically
00:26:12still a baby i mean i should be wearing diapers crawling around drooling nope single and ready to
00:26:19go okay royce pooped you should pick it up where i don't see it just over there
00:26:37do i have to wear a suit every day of course it's an office you want to be ceo you gotta look
00:26:43depart you mean like you look like willy wonka without the chocolate factory very funny you
00:26:50know i'm retiring next year yes i know yeah that means you gotta get up to speed rapidamente so today
00:26:55you're gonna be my shadow you'll be my extra hands and we got a lot to do can i get starbucks first
00:27:00fuck no come on dad
00:27:11wow oh my goodness are you okay hi i'm michelangelo
00:27:19you're engaged remember and this is our new palette it's matt's collection he really
00:27:33liked these colors so we did them twice um but yeah that's presentation for me michelangelo
00:27:42what dad
00:27:52what a day dad it's not even lunch time yet look at you you got so lazy just sitting around taking
00:27:57pictures of yourself all the time just stick with it will you kid hard work does pay off let me just
00:28:04look at amelia what about her she comes from nothing son nobody taught her how to run a business but
00:28:11she just worked hard and now well now she earns money doing what she loves i guess that's impressive
00:28:17yeah see see it is i hope she rubs off on you a little you know i just hope i don't get that uptight
00:28:30break's over
00:28:41well not too bad huh one day down 40 more years to go
00:28:55now this is the time when you go home with amelia you talk about the day's work
00:29:01raise you closer together comfort each other just like your mom and i used to do
00:29:06you know i'm thinking it's time for the world to meet amelia tonight tonight
00:29:17shit when am i gonna tell chantelle i promise we'd netflix and bang tonight the la zoo fundraiser
00:29:24lights camera red carpet perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:29:28to the dino virginia don't you think it's a bit soon dad i mean we just signed the contract
00:29:36what's the matter you're getting along aren't you yeah yeah just really starting to warm up to each
00:29:44other all right so it's all settled i'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late
00:29:50so remind me why are we getting makeovers done again because i want to do something nice for my
00:30:13favorite big sister and and you know i never splurge on stuff like this but since i'm part of the dina
00:30:22lavino family now i think i can afford to let my hair down you better not let that hair down
00:30:27sorry just an expression how's it going in there i'm coming out
00:30:41that bad i've never seen a dog walker look this hot buy that dress asap
00:31:02leave me alone party boy i've got my own function tonight
00:31:11what are you looking at
00:31:39what are you looking at you're spilling all over yourself thanks
00:31:48did you forget my name no it's just something different did you change your hair why do you
00:31:55care the man whorehouse is yours tonight i'm going out i just forgot my charger awesome thanks
00:32:04i'm taking this wait i've been calling you we're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:32:09i told you i'm busy hold on
00:32:14amelia
00:32:15all right hey look who's right on time nice where's amelia
00:32:27what are you going to be here she's sick she can't make it
00:32:32whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no if your fiance is sick you know you can't go out and party
00:32:37yeah you gotta stay home with her give her some give her some nice soup
00:32:41i'll catch both of you for the next one telling me that i hope she feels better
00:32:45okay daddy see you in the office
00:32:56stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:33:00hey it's michael angelo dino avino you still track people
00:33:21wow amelia hi you look like you just walked off a runway without a dog sorry i don't come to
00:33:38concerts often i kind of panicked no worries i should have mentioned this is more of a five
00:33:43dollar beer kind of place but you're drinking for free tonight talk to the bartender wow you have
00:33:50good treatment you look like one thanks hey lover boy we're on gotta go find me in the green room
00:34:02after
00:34:26rockstars are so much better than underwear models
00:34:32good nothing from michelangelo maybe he's learned his lesson one more please
00:34:49but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:34:51jake you guys were great you really think so i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes the who
00:35:08you don't know the strokes
00:35:12are they older i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:35:15it's all right lots of stuff to introduce you to you want something to drink yeah thank you
00:35:29so when did you learn how to play guitar since i was 13. played in bands all through high school and
00:35:37college but i feel like this one's finally going someplace that's awesome when i get my record deal i can
00:35:43finally quit my job focus on music full time you're gonna quit dog walking i thought you liked it
00:35:51i do but it's just another gig until i hit it big in music i don't even like dogs that much i'm more of a cat
00:35:57person a cat person
00:36:03who doesn't like dogs even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:36:06i don't want to talk about work tonight i just want to relax have a good time you're beautiful you know that
00:36:18i thought i wanted to hook up with jake now i'm not sure you have nothing in common is it weird that i
00:36:24feel a tiny bit guilty
00:36:29the heck i'm tipsy and he's cute michelangelo had his fun now i can have mine
00:36:43looks like someone needs obedience what's going on that's michelangelo dina lavino the nepo baby
00:36:56underwear model he's not you're coming with me dog walker don't make me get the leash what the hell
00:37:02michelangelo back off dude back off grubby little hipster she's my fiance so that was an engagement ring
00:37:11jake i can explain let's go i'm really sorry jake i'm not jake
00:37:24this is for making me uber all the way to the sober mic
00:37:30and this is for making me listen to andy
00:37:31i can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech you're such a hypocrite yeah well i
00:37:42don't have the paparazzi following me around just an italian american psycho i'm not following you
00:37:48around you know what i get it you saw me with chantelle last night and now you're jealous
00:37:55me jealous did you see the way that you were acting around jake
00:37:58like i would ever fuck a dog walker i am more than a dog walker you playboy prick i have a name
00:38:05wait what are you doing that is an original i'm so sick of your bullshit oh fine i'll just hop in my time
00:38:12machine go back to ancient rome and get another one i don't care about your art your money your
00:38:16stupid mansion you're treating me like shit that's from the renaissance you're history's worst nightmare
00:38:23i tried to make this work with you we signed a contract for an arranged marriage did you actually
00:38:28think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction you are such a simpleton
00:38:33oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait well at least i'm not a spoiled brat i tried to get along
00:38:41with you you brought this on to yourself i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement right back at you
00:38:46i fucking hate you i fucking hate you more
00:39:03i don't want to see
00:39:16i don't want to see
00:39:52Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:06Michelangelo?
00:40:07Dog Walker.
00:40:09Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh-huh.
00:40:18We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20No. We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up, too.
00:40:35Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialyte in the fridge.
00:40:39Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:44My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:51I don't feel great.
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:56But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:05So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait.
00:41:10For the first time?
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:14We're taking it slow.
00:41:17Michelangelo.
00:41:18The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:41:20Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:41:25And?
00:41:26How was it?
00:41:29Well...
00:41:30Really bad.
00:41:31Right?
00:41:32I knew it.
00:41:33Actually, it was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:46And that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:50I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike.
00:41:53And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like an arcade game.
00:41:56And he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:41:59You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:06Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:16Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26Dog walkers in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:33What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:54Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:58Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:20And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:23Otherwise, we had nothing anymore.
00:43:24We don't want to stop thinking about the dog walker.
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:44Hi.
00:43:45We should talk about Leslie.
00:43:49We should talk about Leslie.
00:43:55I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But last night, I...
00:43:58You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake, and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing
00:44:05ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it.
00:44:07You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:11I'm a big girl.
00:44:12I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:14I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:17Okay.
00:44:18I get it.
00:44:19I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:23You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:27I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:30I mean...
00:44:31Frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:44:33You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's...
00:44:35Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:37I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:41Wait.
00:44:42Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:45I...
00:44:46What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:49I have a confession to make.
00:44:51Last night...
00:44:55I don't know how.
00:44:57I don't know why.
00:44:58That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:02Really?
00:45:03Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:06I'm not a good actor.
00:45:08I could even do reality TV.
00:45:10But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:15Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:18You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:22Amelia.
00:45:23Please.
00:45:24I know you felt it too.
00:45:25Amelia.
00:45:26Please.
00:45:27I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia.
00:45:35Please.
00:45:36Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:39I felt it too.
00:45:45So why are we fighting it?
00:45:47I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:45:54After a while.
00:45:55Bye.
00:45:56Bye.
00:46:25So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:46:28How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:46:33It's not my fault. They should change the name.
00:46:37No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:40If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:46:42The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:46:46You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:46:58Thanks?
00:47:00You know, we could actually try this.
00:47:03Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:47:07I'm serious.
00:47:09The wedding's coming up.
00:47:11We could give it a shot.
00:47:12You mean, like, you and me.
00:47:16Together, together.
00:47:17Why not?
00:47:18Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:47:34Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:47:41Oh, hey, Royce.
00:47:42Jake?
00:47:45How's it going?
00:47:47Good.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49Look, the other night was kind of...
00:47:51Crazy.
00:47:52I know.
00:47:53I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:47:56We were kind of in a fight.
00:47:59I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:48:01Is he always like that?
00:48:03So aggressive and controlling?
00:48:05I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:48:08He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:48:11Well, I am his woman.
00:48:12He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:48:15And I don't blame him.
00:48:18Oh, my God.
00:48:19Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:48:22I didn't mean to pry.
00:48:25Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:48:27I'm here if you need to talk.
00:48:29Thanks, Jake.
00:48:30Thanks, Jake.
00:48:31But I'm engaged.
00:48:33Remember?
00:48:34And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:48:37I thought we had a connection.
00:48:39You're a cat person.
00:48:41It never would have worked.
00:48:44Come on, Gucci.
00:48:45Let's go.
00:48:45Cats are awesome.
00:48:53That was a great presentation.
00:48:56The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:48:59You think so?
00:49:00Ooh.
00:49:01Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:49:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:49:05Now, listen.
00:49:06I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:49:09You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:49:11Gucci?
00:49:12Sure.
00:49:13But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:49:16Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:49:18You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:49:21At the dog park?
00:49:22Mm-hmm.
00:49:23I just texted her.
00:49:24It's all set.
00:49:26Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:49:29So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:49:43You've never played fetch before?
00:49:46It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:49:49Let me try.
00:49:51That's okay.
00:49:52I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:49:59Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:50:02No.
00:50:03I like my work.
00:50:05What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:50:10You're right.
00:50:11I should work less.
00:50:13If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:50:21Fetch Gucci.
00:50:26I've got a big surprise.
00:50:27A surprise.
00:50:30Just wait and see.
00:50:40Grazie, Enzo.
00:50:41Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:50:48What's that?
00:50:49Special delivery from Mastery Owens Italian Deli.
00:50:52But Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.
00:50:59You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:51:03I thought you were off the clock today.
00:51:07Besides, a special occasion.
00:51:10I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:51:15I'm kidding.
00:51:15This is for us.
00:51:18Why don't you get us a course cream?
00:51:19What else is in the bag?
00:51:21Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:51:26You can cook?
00:51:27That was so good.
00:51:43I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:51:47How did you do this?
00:51:48I can't cook at all.
00:51:50Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:51:53Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:55No.
00:51:55My mom taught me.
00:51:57Tell me about her.
00:51:59I never told a girl about my mom.
00:52:03Sorry.
00:52:04I don't mean to pray.
00:52:06She passed away when I was 11.
00:52:09Breast cancer.
00:52:11But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:52:13She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.
00:52:17She taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:52:19We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:52:26I still have all of her recipes here.
00:52:29Handwritten in Italian.
00:52:31That's really special.
00:52:32I miss her.
00:52:37This might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:52:43It's not corny.
00:52:45But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:52:48Just don't tell TMZ.
00:52:49What about your parents?
00:52:53My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:52:57It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:53:00I'm sorry.
00:53:01I just really hope these treatments work.
00:53:04I don't want to lose her, too.
00:53:09I'm sorry.
00:53:11Your story made me emotional.
00:53:12I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:53:14I'll help you.
00:53:15No, no, it's fine.
00:53:16I like doing the dishes.
00:53:18It relaxes me.
00:53:19Good.
00:53:20Because I hate them.
00:53:22Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:28Is it just the wine?
00:53:30Or am I really falling for...
00:53:32him?
00:53:32Her.
00:53:34You don't want espresso.
00:53:38It's not my fault.
00:53:46Hey.
00:53:47Hey.
00:53:48Do you want an espresso?
00:53:50I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:53:53No, thank you.
00:53:54Me and Dad have been warning me.
00:53:55I'm kind of in a rush.
00:53:56Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.
00:53:58How could I?
00:54:01Ready, bro?
00:54:02Well, let me fix your tie.
00:54:04What do you know about ties?
00:54:07You wear t-shirts to work.
00:54:09And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:54:12Touché.
00:54:14There you go.
00:54:15Okay, bye.
00:54:17Bye.
00:54:17Love you.
00:54:19Love you.
00:54:20Love you, too.
00:54:31Sorry.
00:54:32It's reflex.
00:54:33I didn't mean to say that.
00:54:34Me neither.
00:54:35Too soon.
00:54:37Talk about it later?
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:40Could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:45And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:48Look who's here.
00:54:54Hey, my little guy.
00:54:58Hey, little Gucci.
00:54:59Look at this right here.
00:55:01Huh?
00:55:03Let's try it.
00:55:05Oh, yeah.
00:55:06Now, here's mine.
00:55:08Right?
00:55:09Just like that.
00:55:10Huh?
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11Even got one for big brother.
00:55:12Right there.
00:55:13Come to Papa.
00:55:16Yes, my boy.
00:55:18All right, all right.
00:55:20So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:55:23This is two weeks off.
00:55:24Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:25They're waiting for an answer.
00:55:27And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:55:29He says the band is free.
00:55:32You like Coldplay, right?
00:55:34Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:39Well, all right.
00:55:40Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:55:42How about that?
00:55:42Not too big.
00:55:43Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:55:45Let's just pump the brakes.
00:55:47We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Something wrong with Amelia?
00:55:52No.
00:55:53Everything is great.
00:55:55It's better than great, honestly.
00:55:58But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:56:01That's our thing.
00:56:03It's not Amelia's thing.
00:56:05I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:56:08Wow.
00:56:08I never thought of that.
00:56:09You know, you have a very good point there.
00:56:15I'm very impressed.
00:56:17You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:56:21I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:56:24Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:56:27Love?
00:56:28Yeah, love.
00:56:31I don't know.
00:56:33He's cute.
00:56:35All right, all right.
00:56:36Change of deal.
00:56:37Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:56:40And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.
00:56:45No Coldplay, Dad.
00:56:48No Coldplay.
00:56:48So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:57:00It's not working.
00:57:01I know it.
00:57:02I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:57:06And I'm cured.
00:57:07What?
00:57:09You're cured?
00:57:10Oh, congratulations.
00:57:14I wasn't expecting it.
00:57:17I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:57:20It only took two sessions?
00:57:22I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:57:26Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:57:28What's wrong, sis?
00:57:30We should be celebrating!
00:57:32I brought Prosecco.
00:57:34No, yeah.
00:57:36No, I'm good.
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:38Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:57:41You can tell me anything.
00:57:42Is it Michelangelo?
00:57:45Is everything okay?
00:57:47If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two.
00:57:56It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:58:00It's me.
00:58:02I have to tell you something.
00:58:03I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage.
00:58:14What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:58:15It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:58:18And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:58:22Actually, he's not that bad.
00:58:26I kind of like him.
00:58:27Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:58:31We need to get you out of there.
00:58:33Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:58:38But what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:42You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:58:45They banned him for life.
00:58:48You'll never go to Epcot.
00:58:49He's not actually like the stories.
00:58:52Or at least not to me.
00:58:55He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:58:59If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:59:06What if you meet him?
00:59:08Yeah, meet him.
00:59:11Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:59:12Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:59:14Don't count on it.
00:59:15Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:59:19Fine.
00:59:21Yes.
00:59:22Only one.
00:59:23Yes.
00:59:26You won't regret it.
00:59:27I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:59:31You better bring the whole bottle.
00:59:36Thank you for making dinner.
00:59:38Of course.
00:59:39I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:59:41We need to celebrate.
00:59:45Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world.
00:59:49to me, right?
00:59:50You mean besides me?
00:59:51I'm serious.
00:59:52It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:59:55Have a glass of wine.
00:59:58Tonight's going to be great.
01:00:10It's enormous.
01:00:10Why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:17It's nice to see you too, sis.
01:00:21Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
01:00:26So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
01:00:32How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon?
01:00:39Amelia, you said that's the year that you were born.
01:00:41Yeah, I...
01:00:42Sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
01:00:44It's worth more than my car.
01:00:46Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:50$8.99 at Ralph's.
01:00:52It's delicious.
01:00:55This was made in France.
01:00:57Sorry.
01:00:57Can't touch that stuff.
01:00:59So,
01:01:01who wants a drink?
01:01:02You hardly touch your food.
01:01:26It's a little too rich for me.
01:01:30Mine tastes great.
01:01:32So, Michelangelo,
01:01:35I have some big sister questions
01:01:37to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:01:40You don't mind, do you?
01:01:42Fire away.
01:01:45So, I know you two have been having your...
01:01:48fun.
01:01:50Um, but...
01:01:51what's this relationship gonna look like
01:01:53once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:56I don't think it's going to.
01:01:59That's cute and all,
01:02:00but...
01:02:01what about her career?
01:02:03Are you gonna support her?
01:02:04Or kids?
01:02:05What's your stance on that?
01:02:06Or are you just gonna
01:02:07jump to the next person
01:02:09once you get bored
01:02:10and this gets too serious?
01:02:11Betsy!
01:02:12Look,
01:02:13I know I have a past,
01:02:14but I'm committed to it.
01:02:17We haven't talked about kids,
01:02:19but I'm open to anything.
01:02:21See, Michelangelo,
01:02:22that's my point.
01:02:23You two are getting married
01:02:24and you barely know each other.
01:02:27We know now.
01:02:28Easy Betsy.
01:02:29I just think it's a bad idea
01:02:33getting married this soon.
01:02:34And if you really cared about Amelia,
01:02:36you would give her the time.
01:02:38And what makes you such an expert?
01:02:41I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:02:43Michelangelo.
01:02:44You probably picked them apart
01:02:45the way you're doing me right now.
01:02:47It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight
01:02:48when I met her.
01:02:48She gets it from you.
01:02:50Are you gonna let him talk to me
01:02:52like that, Amelia?
01:02:53You started it.
01:02:54Why don't we all just
01:03:01calm down?
01:03:03Betsy's just looking out
01:03:04for my best interest.
01:03:05No,
01:03:06she's alone and miserable
01:03:07and trying to drag you down with her.
01:03:09That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:03:11She's not been fair to me
01:03:11since she walked through the door.
01:03:13You're the horniest bastard
01:03:14in Beverly Hills.
01:03:15And you're a frigid, lonely woman
01:03:16who cannot stand
01:03:17to see her sister happy.
01:03:18You know what?
01:03:19You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:03:21That's my sister.
01:03:22She just survived cancer.
01:03:24That doesn't give her a right
01:03:27to insult me inside my own house.
01:03:29This is my house too
01:03:30and she can say whatever she wants.
01:03:32Not to me.
01:03:33You know,
01:03:33maybe she should be concerned.
01:03:34I don't like this side of you.
01:03:36See,
01:03:36I told you you should have spent
01:03:37more time getting to know each other
01:03:39but I guess the contract
01:03:40doesn't allow for that.
01:03:41You told her?
01:03:42She's my sister.
01:03:44I don't care.
01:03:44That violates our agreement.
01:03:46Oh,
01:03:46is that all I am to you?
01:03:47A contractual agreement?
01:03:49Some kind of obligation?
01:03:50It's not what I meant.
01:03:52It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:03:53I love you.
01:03:55You love me?
01:03:57Don't listen to him.
01:03:58He doesn't even know what that means.
01:04:00Shut the fuck up!
01:04:02You know what?
01:04:03Maybe she was right.
01:04:04I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:04:05It's over.
01:04:06We need to get out of here.
01:04:15I've seen too many true crime documentaries
01:04:16on Netflix to know what happens
01:04:18when you tell rich people secrets.
01:04:23Amelia,
01:04:24I know this is hard to hear
01:04:26but
01:04:27you did the right thing.
01:04:30You do so much better than him.
01:04:31Yeah.
01:04:34But he isn't a monster.
01:04:36I shouldn't have said that.
01:04:38We can talk about it on the road.
01:04:40Get packing
01:04:41and
01:04:41if we leave now
01:04:42we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:04:44Lay low for a bit.
01:04:45Mexico?
01:04:46Or Canada.
01:04:47Whatever.
01:04:48It's that
01:04:49or stay here
01:04:49and get sued
01:04:50by the Dino Livinos.
01:04:53Or worse.
01:04:54I don't think Romulus
01:04:55and Michelangelo
01:04:55would sue us.
01:04:56I mean
01:04:57I only told you
01:04:58about the contract.
01:04:59It's not like I told the media.
01:05:01You don't know that.
01:05:04We're
01:05:04liabilities.
01:05:06Lose ends.
01:05:07You should listen to more
01:05:08True Kind podcast.
01:05:13Get rid of that thing.
01:05:15They could be tracking us right now.
01:05:18Yeah, you know
01:05:19Michelangelo did manage
01:05:20to follow me to the ecoplex
01:05:21the other day.
01:05:23See?
01:05:24He could have a sniper on us.
01:05:26It's Romulus.
01:05:31Hey, Romulus.
01:05:33What?
01:05:35What do you mean
01:05:36Gucci's missing?
01:05:49You came.
01:05:52Against my better judgment.
01:05:54I'm not happy
01:05:54you've been blowing me off.
01:05:56I've just been busy
01:05:57but
01:05:58it's over with now.
01:06:02You should
01:06:03punish me for straying.
01:06:06You make me sick.
01:06:09I make me sick.
01:06:10nice underwear.
01:06:21It's a great craftsmanship.
01:06:28Okay.
01:06:29Let's get this over with.
01:06:30Is that all you have to say?
01:06:35Do you even realize
01:06:37how hot I am?
01:06:38I'm sorry.
01:06:41Chantel.
01:06:43I thought I wanted this.
01:06:46But I don't.
01:06:48I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:06:50It feels like she's stomping on my heart
01:07:01with one of your shoes.
01:07:04And I think I'd fall for dog walking with my hair.
01:07:08I am fucking devastated.
01:07:11And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:07:13I just wanted to come back to me.
01:07:16I'll be right there.
01:07:33Romulus.
01:07:42Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:07:49We're practically in the house, and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:07:53I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:07:57Well, we can help you find him.
01:08:00Yeah?
01:08:01Right?
01:08:02Good, thanks.
01:08:04Gucci!
01:08:06This better not be a trap. Just come on.
01:08:10Gucci!
01:08:12Gucci!
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:14Hey, hey, hey! Where's Michelangelo? Huh?
01:08:16I thought you were both together. Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:19Oh, um, he's...
01:08:21Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:23Where were you?
01:08:24I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:08:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:29If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:08:32Smart move, dude.
01:08:34Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:08:37That's it.
01:08:41Give me the irk.
01:08:53Gucci!
01:08:55He's hopeless.
01:09:01We've been looking for him all night long.
01:09:04We're never gonna find him.
01:09:07Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:10Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:12See? They're not gonna kill us.
01:09:15I do have to admit, though,
01:09:17I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:20He's really there for his dad.
01:09:23His dad's dog.
01:09:25So you approve now?
01:09:27They didn't say that.
01:09:31Gucci!
01:09:35Gucci!
01:09:36My boy's back!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:39Oh!
01:09:40Oh!
01:09:42Oh!
01:09:43Oh!
01:09:44Okay, okay.
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:56I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:03A little.
01:10:05It's okay.
01:10:06Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:09They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:12Amelia.
01:10:13Amelia.
01:10:14Can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia.
01:10:23Can we talk?
01:10:26Please?
01:10:27Okay.
01:10:28Amelia.
01:10:29I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:43I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:10:44And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:56Thanks for saying that.
01:10:58I needed to hear that.
01:11:00And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:04You're not one.
01:11:06I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:10Most of them are good.
01:11:13I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:16I'm not.
01:11:20You're not?
01:11:21What do you mean?
01:11:24Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:30And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:11:37I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:44I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:48Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:54And not because of some legal obligation.
01:11:59But because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contracts null and void.
01:12:15Amelia.
01:12:17Where will it be?
01:12:20Will you marry me?
01:12:24Will you marry me?
01:12:27Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:45You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:48And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:57All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:01We spent this whole night together.
01:13:03Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:05We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style, huh?
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:11And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:13:17Especially Coldplay.
01:13:19We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:21It was worth a try.
01:13:41And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:51Michelangelo?
01:13:53I want to hear from you.
01:13:55Amelia.
01:13:58Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:03I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:14:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:14I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:24And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:37Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:48I love you so much.
01:14:49I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:15:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:10And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:21I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:24Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:25I love you.
01:15:27With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:34You may kiss your bride.
01:15:40I love you.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy.
01:15:47Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake.
01:15:50Another dog walker.
01:15:52It's crazy.
01:15:54You know, given my sister.
01:15:56I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too!
01:16:00Woo!
01:16:02Oh!
01:16:03Clap!
01:16:10Thanks a few.
01:16:12Thanks a lot.
01:16:15Look, this guy...
01:16:17We're gonna take it long this year in 18 months.
01:16:35We help 가능 with a nice slice of the thin ice.
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