What starts as a simple deal… turns into something neither of them expected.
MatriMoney follows a couple bound by a 30-day business marriage contract — no emotions, no strings attached. But as days pass, tension rises:
jealousy begins to surface
arguments turn personal
attraction becomes impossible to ignore
When the contract ends, one question remains:
Was it ever just business?
A binge-worthy short drama packed with:
contract marriage trope
enemies-to-lovers tension
slow-burn romance
emotional conflict & jealousy
#MatriMoney #ContractMarriage #RomanceDrama #ShortDrama #EnemiesToLovers #FakeMarriage #LoveStory #MiniSeries #Drama2025
#ShortDrama #MicroDrama #ShortDramaFullMovie #MicroDramaFull #VerticalDrama #MiniSeries #DramaFullMovie #RomanticDrama #RevengeDrama #TrendingDrama #BingeWatch #FullEpisode #ShortFilm #DramaSeries #ViralDrama
MatriMoney follows a couple bound by a 30-day business marriage contract — no emotions, no strings attached. But as days pass, tension rises:
jealousy begins to surface
arguments turn personal
attraction becomes impossible to ignore
When the contract ends, one question remains:
Was it ever just business?
A binge-worthy short drama packed with:
contract marriage trope
enemies-to-lovers tension
slow-burn romance
emotional conflict & jealousy
#MatriMoney #ContractMarriage #RomanceDrama #ShortDrama #EnemiesToLovers #FakeMarriage #LoveStory #MiniSeries #Drama2025
#ShortDrama #MicroDrama #ShortDramaFullMovie #MicroDramaFull #VerticalDrama #MiniSeries #DramaFullMovie #RomanticDrama #RevengeDrama #TrendingDrama #BingeWatch #FullEpisode #ShortFilm #DramaSeries #ViralDrama
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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:21For an arranged marriage!
00:00:23Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:30Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat!
00:00:35I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:43I fucking hate you more!
00:01:05So, you were arrested. Again.
00:01:12To be fair, we thought I was late and we'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:39Come on!
00:01:40Come on!
00:01:41Come on!
00:01:42Come on!
00:01:42Let's go!
00:01:42Hey!
00:01:43Amelia!
00:01:45Oh!
00:01:45You do!
00:01:47Come on!
00:01:50Come on!
00:01:51Come on, Gucci!
00:01:51Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12Oh, you see, see.
00:02:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for Mantho.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah.
00:02:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright? And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:34These are great. Hmm. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:41No problem.
00:03:42Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:51I'm Michelangelo.
00:03:53Chantal.
00:03:54Nice to meet you.
00:03:55I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:04Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:08Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19No, it's too late. He's back on the plane again.
00:04:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:33You interned. You went to business school.
00:04:35You have potential.
00:04:37But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:41Cause so far...
00:04:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:46Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:51You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:55But I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:20Oh my god.
00:05:21There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive.
00:05:27And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:32I have money saved.
00:05:34I'll find the rest. We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:05:39Together.
00:05:41Oh yeah.
00:05:48Oh yeah.
00:05:54Ciao Gucci!
00:05:56Did she have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:05Yeah.
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:08This...
00:06:09No, no. Forget about it. I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings.
00:06:16For my doggy daycare.
00:06:18My dream, but...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:29After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:06:35Amelia.
00:06:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:40You do?
00:06:42Come back tonight.
00:06:44And uh...
00:06:46Make something nice.
00:06:49Come on, Becky.
00:06:50Yes.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Isabel, come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:10Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:17Well...
00:07:18Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:07:24Mm-hmm.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:47I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:07:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:02What exactly?
00:08:10How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean, it's fine.
00:08:15Whatever.
00:08:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:25You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:46Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you I'm...
00:08:52Fine.
00:08:59See, dog walker.
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:07This is fucking Prada!
00:09:12Oh!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:14You crazy bitch!
00:09:18Amelia!
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:21I asked her to pour me another drink and she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus.
00:09:26But your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:28No, no, no, please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's just immature.
00:09:33Alright?
00:09:33And that's why I invited you.
00:09:36Pour forward it.
00:09:37Please, alright?
00:09:39Just have a seat, alright?
00:09:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:43Won't you, son?
00:09:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:50Cancer?
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:00Okay.
00:10:01I want the business.
00:10:03I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:10What kind of deal?
00:10:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15No.
00:10:16You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:19What?
00:10:22What?
00:10:23Romulus.
00:10:24What are you saying?
00:10:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:33Well, Angelo, look.
00:10:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:40We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:43At least I do.
00:10:44Obviously.
00:10:45See?
00:10:46There's something in common already.
00:10:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:07You two have chemistry.
00:11:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:11As if.
00:11:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:21Or you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:35What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:46Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:50If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:11:53then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:59What the hell, Dad?
00:12:03Fuck it. Fine.
00:12:05I'll do it.
00:12:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:13Son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:12:16You read my mind?
00:12:18Try and make yourself look decent.
00:12:22You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:26Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:29And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:34Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:40Look, there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage,
00:12:43but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:47That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:50Are we agreed?
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:53Alright. Sign in.
00:13:13Salute to the new couple.
00:13:26So, your place or mine?
00:13:28I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:30Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:43So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:45It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:50Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What was this?
00:14:07Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:14:12So put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:15Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man-thong. It's trademarked.
00:14:25Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:27If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:14:29I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:31It's electric.
00:14:38Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:14:42You might want to start wording that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:46Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?!
00:14:56Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:59Sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:15:02It's not like you.
00:15:04You're somewhere...
00:15:05reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:08Like I always taught you.
00:15:11Mom?
00:15:13Things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides,
00:15:18Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:20So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:27No.
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:29Dino Villino? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo Dino Villino?!
00:15:35Shhh!
00:15:39The Socialite Man will have, like, start a hundred cancelled Bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49It's...
00:15:50been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:53He's so...
00:15:54toxic.
00:15:56Speak of the devil.
00:15:59Oh, yeah.
00:16:01You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:04This is a doctor's office.
00:16:07Amelia.
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:12Doctor's ready.
00:16:14We'll talk about this later.
00:16:37We're ready to get wet, baby.
00:16:40We're already wet.
00:16:52We're already wet.
00:16:58Where did that come from?
00:16:59Where'd that come from?
00:17:16No...
00:17:17I see.
00:17:20It's...
00:17:20Didn't know what his brother made...
00:17:20demom...
00:17:21Oh...
00:17:24It's...
00:17:25It's...
00:17:25Nice place.
00:17:26I love the
00:17:27artwork. Thanks.
00:17:29I have a little bit of a good taste.
00:17:34No, I'm good. We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:37More for me.
00:17:42You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bed.
00:17:58Who are you? Who are you?
00:18:02Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:18:08Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:12This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our
00:18:19lungs!
00:18:20You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:22What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:24Who's jealous?
00:18:26Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:18:30Sweet dreams.
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous. How could I ever want to be with a party boy like
00:18:43him? Even if he is kind of hot.
00:19:04See you later. And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:10Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:19:13You better not.
00:19:26How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:28Not now. My head's killing me.
00:19:30We need to talk about last night.
00:19:32No. What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:36I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:41But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:44And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:47Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:19:50My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:54And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:58Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:59Yeah, no shit.
00:20:00I'm serious. Don't screw this up.
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:20:08I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:20:11And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:14Whenever I want.
00:20:15Wherever I want.
00:20:17Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:20:20I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh. I just really...
00:20:26hungover.
00:20:29That could have gone better.
00:20:36Hey, baby.
00:20:37You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:40You're rich now.
00:20:42I know. I like it.
00:20:43Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:45You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:49Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:53Oh, fine. Yeah. We're still getting to know each other.
00:20:57All right. Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:00Oh, and listen. He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:04Look, I... I promise.
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:07Yeah, you're right.
00:21:10Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12Come on, Gucci.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:13Come on.
00:21:14Bye, Gucci.
00:21:18Hey, Amelia.
00:21:19Hey, Jake.
00:21:22Gucci, no!
00:21:23Royce!
00:21:25It's a bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:29It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:31Yeah. Same here.
00:21:40Sorry. Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:44This whole family, actually.
00:21:46All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:48I should make a reality show.
00:21:50The real dog owner is Beverly Hills.
00:21:54Do you want to walk together?
00:21:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:58Yeah.
00:21:59I'd like that.
00:22:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:09A couple months.
00:22:10I like it.
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:22:13Barista.
00:22:15Uber driver.
00:22:17Delivery guy.
00:22:18Movie extra?
00:22:19You were in a movie.
00:22:21Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:23I was trying to impress you.
00:22:25How about you?
00:22:26How long have you been doing this?
00:22:28I don't know.
00:22:29My whole life, I guess.
00:22:31It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:37Wow.
00:22:38I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:40Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:45If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:48My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:51Do you want to go?
00:22:53I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:22:58You did?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:02I still do.
00:23:06He's cute.
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:10Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:19Hell yeah.
00:23:21I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:26I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:30I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:34Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:37Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:43Looks pretty big.
00:23:44It was a big school.
00:23:46Public schools.
00:23:47Am I right?
00:23:50Come on.
00:23:53I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:57Me?
00:23:58Engaged?
00:23:58No.
00:23:59Are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24.
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:02I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:07Nope.
00:24:07Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:14Royce pooped.
00:24:15I should pick it up.
00:24:16Where?
00:24:17I don't see it.
00:24:18Just over there.
00:24:21Come on.
00:24:26Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:28Of course.
00:24:29It's an office.
00:24:30You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:33You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:38Very funny.
00:24:38You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:40Yes, I know.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:41That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:44So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:48Can I get Starbucks first?
00:24:49Fuck no.
00:24:51Come on, dad.
00:24:54Okay.
00:25:00Wow!
00:25:04Oh my goodness.
00:25:05Are you okay?
00:25:06Hi.
00:25:07Hi.
00:25:08I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:14You're engaged, remember?
00:25:17And this is our new palette.
00:25:20It's Matt's collection.
00:25:22He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:26But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:38What, dad?
00:25:41What a day, dad.
00:25:43It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:44Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:49Just stick with it, will you kid?
00:25:51Hard work does pay off.
00:25:53Just look at Amelia.
00:25:55What about her?
00:25:56She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:58Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:00But she just worked hard, and now...
00:26:03Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:26:05I guess that's impressive.
00:26:07Yeah, see.
00:26:08See, it is.
00:26:08I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:20Break's over.
00:26:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:38One day down.
00:26:40Forty more years to go.
00:26:42He he he he.
00:26:44Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, brings you closer
00:26:51together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking.
00:26:59It's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:27:04Tonight.
00:27:06Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I gonna tell Chantel?
00:27:09I promise we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:27:11The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the Dino Berlina Namia.
00:27:21Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad? I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's in that?
00:27:28You're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:29Yeah, yeah, just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:34Alright, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:27:43Bye, Dad.
00:27:44Mmm.
00:27:55So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:00Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:28:04And?
00:28:05And?
00:28:07You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:28:10But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:28:13I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:28:15You better not let that hair down.
00:28:17Sorry, just an expression.
00:28:26How's it going in there?
00:28:28I'm coming out.
00:28:29Don't-
00:28:38That bad?
00:28:40I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:45Buy that dress.
00:28:47ASAP.
00:28:51Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:04That bad considering and thearespace,
00:29:13She messes up the dentist.
00:29:15It's hard to sign the door right now.
00:29:16Instead this way, we are dying for me.
00:29:16But it's also not which one of the places that they can thrive in.
00:29:18Over the steps of always be great all the time.
00:29:22In peace, couple of them have reached the house for this position.
00:29:29What are you looking at?
00:29:32You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:33Thanks.
00:29:37Did you forget my name?
00:29:39No, it's just something different.
00:29:43Did you change your hair?
00:29:44Why do you care?
00:29:46The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:48I'm going out.
00:29:48I just forgot my charger.
00:29:50Awesome, thanks.
00:29:54I'm taking this.
00:29:55Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:57We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:58I told you.
00:29:59I'm busy.
00:30:00Hold on.
00:30:03Amelia!
00:30:12Alright, hey.
00:30:13Look who's right on time.
00:30:14Nice.
00:30:16Where's Amelia?
00:30:18She's sick.
00:30:20She can't make it.
00:30:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:23If your fiance's sick, you can't go out and party.
00:30:26Yeah, you gotta stay home with her.
00:30:28Give her some nice soup.
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:33Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:35Poor thing.
00:30:37Okay, Dad.
00:30:38See you in the office.
00:30:45Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:57Hey.
00:30:58It's Michael Angel of Dean Levino.
00:31:00Do you still track people?
00:31:16Wow.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:19Hi.
00:31:21You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:31:26Sorry.
00:31:27I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:28I kind of panicked.
00:31:30No worries.
00:31:31I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:37Talk to the bartender.
00:31:38Wow.
00:31:39You have to treat them.
00:31:41You look like them.
00:31:42Thanks, Jeremy.
00:31:45Hey.
00:31:46Loverboy.
00:31:47We're on.
00:31:49Gotta go.
00:31:50Find me in the green room after.
00:31:53Hope you like it.
00:31:54Break a leg.
00:31:55Loverboy.
00:32:06You know what I want, babe.
00:32:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:18Before I do, you know what I want, babe.
00:32:23You know what I want, babe.
00:32:27Good.
00:32:28Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:29Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:32One more, please.
00:32:38But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:48Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:51You really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:55The who?
00:32:57You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:07It's alright.
00:33:08Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:10You want something to drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:19So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:29going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:31And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:37You're gonna quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:44I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:46I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:49A cat person?
00:33:52Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:54Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't wanna talk about work tonight.
00:33:59I just wanna relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:03I'm beautiful, you know that.
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19The heck.
00:34:20I'm tipsy.
00:34:20He's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:38Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:41What's going on?
00:34:42That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:47He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:51What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fiance.
00:34:58I can't stay.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring.
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:04Let's go.
00:35:06I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:08I'm not Jake.
00:35:14This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:19And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.
00:35:30You're such a hypocrite.
00:35:31Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:33Just an Italian American psycho.
00:35:36I'm not following you around.
00:35:39You know what?
00:35:39I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:44Me jealous?
00:35:45Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:50I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:56That is an original.
00:35:57I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:00Oh, fine.
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:04I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07You're treating me like shit.
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance.
00:36:11You are history's worst nightmare.
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:14We signed a contract.
00:36:16For an arranged marriage.
00:36:17Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton.
00:36:22Oh.
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:29I tried to get along with you.
00:36:31You brought this onto yourself.
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:34Right back at you.
00:36:35I fucking hate you.
00:36:38Well, I fucking hate you more!
00:36:39Let's go!
00:36:43I'm so sick.
00:36:51I'm sorry.
00:37:00I'm sorry for that.
00:37:02The other ones had gone all the time.
00:37:02What are you doing?
00:37:04I'm so sick.
00:37:06I'm so sick.
00:37:06You don't want to see.
00:37:07I'm so sick.
00:37:08You don't want to see.
00:37:14Oh, my God.
00:37:42Ah, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:37:56Michelangelo?
00:37:57Dog Walker.
00:38:00Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:38:06Uh-huh. We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:38:11We got too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:38:16Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:38:22I should get up, too.
00:38:25Oh, my head.
00:38:27There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:38:30Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:32Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:38Well, you look great.
00:38:40Thanks. I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:47You, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:38:56So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:59Wait. For the first time?
00:39:02Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:39:06Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:39:12Maybe I did misdredge him.
00:39:16And, how was it?
00:39:19Well...
00:39:20Really bad, right? I knew it.
00:39:22Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:39:27Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:32I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:34Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:37That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:39I don't get it.
00:39:41He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:44I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:39:50You get the picture.
00:39:53Hey.
00:39:55Opposite's a truck.
00:39:57I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:01Because you're so different.
00:40:03Something like that.
00:40:13Here comes.
00:40:14Right on the schedule.
00:40:16Dog walker's in love with me.
00:40:18I'll have to let her down easy.
00:40:20Weird.
00:40:21I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:33What was that about?
00:40:35Must be the hangover.
00:40:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:46Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:08Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:41:10And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:28I don't know.
00:41:29What's the best thing you for?
00:41:29I don't know.
00:41:31I'll be back in the next one.
00:41:34Hey.
00:41:34Hey.
00:41:37Hi.
00:41:39We should talk about Leslie.
00:41:44I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But last night I...
00:41:48You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:52And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:56I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:41:59Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:01I'm a big girl. I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:07Okay, I get it.
00:42:09I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:18I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:42:20And frankly, so would I.
00:42:22I mean, you're driving me nuts. You don't understand.
00:42:24Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:42:28I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:31Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to dog walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:42:50That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:57I'm not a good actor.
00:42:59I could even do reality TV.
00:43:02But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:43:10You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:43:14Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:18I know you felt it too.
00:43:24Amelia.
00:43:25Please.
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:43:30I felt it too.
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:37I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:40Me too.
00:44:16I said the kitchen on fire.
00:44:18How am I supposed to know.
00:44:19You're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:44:23It's not my fault. They should change the name.
00:44:27No wonder they cancelled Vanderpump's
00:44:29super yacht. If you think
00:44:31that's funny, just wait until the next episode. The captain
00:44:33gets super drunk off espresso martinis
00:44:35and he almost sinks the boat.
00:44:42You know,
00:44:43when you're not acting like a complete douchebag,
00:44:45you're not so bad.
00:44:48Thanks?
00:44:50You know, we could actually try this.
00:44:53Hey, if the sex
00:44:55stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:44:57I'm serious.
00:44:59The wedding's coming up.
00:45:01We could give it a shot.
00:45:03You mean like
00:45:04you and me. Together, together.
00:45:07Why not?
00:45:08Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:45:24Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:45:31Oh, hey, Royce.
00:45:34Jake?
00:45:35How's it going?
00:45:37Good.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:39Look, the other night was kind of...
00:45:41Crazy.
00:45:42I know.
00:45:43I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:45:46We were kind of in a fight.
00:45:49I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:45:51Is he always like that?
00:45:53So aggressive and controlling?
00:45:55I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:45:58He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:01Well, I am his woman.
00:46:03He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:46:06And I don't blame him.
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:09Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Di Novolino?
00:46:13I didn't mean to pry.
00:46:15Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:46:17I'm here if you need to talk.
00:46:19Thanks, Jake.
00:46:21But I'm engaged.
00:46:23Remember?
00:46:24And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:46:28Well, we had a connection.
00:46:29You're a cat person.
00:46:31It never would have worked.
00:46:34Come on, Gucci.
00:46:35Let's go.
00:46:39Cats are awesome.
00:46:43That was a great presentation.
00:46:47The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:46:51You think so?
00:46:51Ooh.
00:46:53Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:46:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:46:57Now, listen.
00:46:57I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:00You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:03Gucci?
00:47:03Sure.
00:47:04But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia specialty.
00:47:07Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:47:09You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:47:12At the dog park?
00:47:13Mm-hmm.
00:47:14I just texted her.
00:47:15It's all set.
00:47:18Now, go get a lover, boy.
00:47:30So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:47:34You've never played fetch before?
00:47:37It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:47:41Let me try.
00:47:42That's okay.
00:47:43I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:47:50Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:53No.
00:47:54I like my work.
00:47:56What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:01You're right.
00:48:02I should work less.
00:48:04If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:48:12Fetch Gucci.
00:48:17I've got a big surprise.
00:48:19A surprise?
00:48:21Just wait and see.
00:48:31Grazie, Enzo.
00:48:32Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:48:39What's that?
00:48:40Special delivery from Masteryone's Italian Deli.
00:48:46But Gucci,
00:48:48it's your favorite prosciutto.
00:48:51You know that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:54I thought you were
00:48:56off the clock today.
00:48:58Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:01I also thought
00:49:02we could use his water bowl
00:49:03to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:07This is for us.
00:49:09Why don't you get us a coarse cream?
00:49:11What else is in the bag?
00:49:12Just some imported Italian ingredients
00:49:14so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:49:17You can cook?
00:49:32That was so good.
00:49:34I feel like I just went to Italy
00:49:36even though I've never been.
00:49:38How did you do this?
00:49:39I can't cook at all.
00:49:41Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:49:44Did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:46No.
00:49:47My mom taught me.
00:49:48Tell me about her.
00:49:51I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:49:54Sorry.
00:49:55I don't mean to pray.
00:49:57She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:00Breast cancer.
00:50:02But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:50:04She grew up in a little village in Tuscany
00:50:07and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:50:11We'd spend hours in the kitchen
00:50:12just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:50:17I still have all of her recipes here.
00:50:21Handwritten in Italian.
00:50:22That's really special.
00:50:26I miss her.
00:50:28This might sound corny but
00:50:31I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:50:34It's not corny.
00:50:36But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:50:39Just don't tell TMZ.
00:50:42What about your parents?
00:50:44My parents died in a car accident
00:50:46when I was 13.
00:50:49It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:50:51I'm sorry.
00:50:53I just really hope these treatments work.
00:50:57I don't want to lose her too.
00:51:01I'm sorry.
00:51:02Your story made me emotional.
00:51:03I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:51:06I'll help you.
00:51:06No.
00:51:07No, it's fine.
00:51:08I like doing the dishes.
00:51:09It relaxes me.
00:51:11Good.
00:51:12Because I hate them.
00:51:13Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:51:19Is it just the wine?
00:51:21Or am I really falling for...
00:51:23him?
00:51:24Her.
00:51:27You don't want espresso.
00:51:29It's not very close.
00:51:37Hey.
00:51:38Hey.
00:51:40Do you want an espresso?
00:51:42I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:51:44No, thank you.
00:51:45You need to have a morning meeting.
00:51:46I'm kind of in a rush.
00:51:47Okay.
00:51:47Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:51:49How could I?
00:51:52Ready, bro?
00:51:53Well, let me fix your tie.
00:51:57What do you know about ties?
00:51:58You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:00And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:52:04Touche.
00:52:05There you go.
00:52:06Okay, bye.
00:52:08Bye.
00:52:11Love you.
00:52:12Love you too.
00:52:16Love you too.
00:52:22Sorry.
00:52:23It's reflex.
00:52:25I didn't mean to say that.
00:52:26Me neither.
00:52:27Too soon.
00:52:29Talk about it later?
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:34Could that have been any more awkward?
00:52:37And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:52:44Look who's here.
00:52:46Hey, my little guy.
00:52:49Hey, little Gucci.
00:52:51Look at this right here.
00:52:53Huh?
00:52:54Let's try it.
00:52:56Oh, yeah.
00:52:57Now, here's mine.
00:52:59Right?
00:53:00Just like that.
00:53:01Huh?
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:02Even got one for big brother.
00:53:04Right there.
00:53:05Here you go.
00:53:05Come to Papa.
00:53:07Yes, my boy.
00:53:10All right, all right.
00:53:11So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:53:20This is two weeks off.
00:53:22Hollywood Bowl, they're waiting for an answer.
00:53:24And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:53:27He says the band is free.
00:53:30You like Coldplay, right?
00:53:32Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:53:35Oh.
00:53:36Well, all right.
00:53:37Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:53:39How about that?
00:53:40Not too big.
00:53:41Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:53:43Dad, let's just pump the brakes.
00:53:45We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:53:47What?
00:53:48Something wrong with Amelia?
00:53:50No.
00:53:51Everything's great.
00:53:52It's better than great.
00:53:54Honestly.
00:53:55But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:53:58That's our thing.
00:54:00It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:02I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:05Wow, I never thought of that.
00:54:08You know, you have a very good point there.
00:54:12I'm very impressed.
00:54:14You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:54:18I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:54:22Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:54:24Love.
00:54:27Yeah, love.
00:54:28I don't know.
00:54:31He's so cute.
00:54:32All right, all right.
00:54:34Change of deal.
00:54:35Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?
00:54:37And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.
00:54:43No Coldplay, Dad.
00:54:45No Coldplay.
00:54:54So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:54:57It's not working.
00:54:59I know it.
00:55:00I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:03And I'm cured.
00:55:05What?
00:55:06You're cured?
00:55:08Oh, congratulations.
00:55:12I wasn't expecting it.
00:55:14I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:55:18It only took two sessions?
00:55:20I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:55:23Maybe I didn't need the Dino Volino's money.
00:55:26What's wrong, sis?
00:55:28We should be celebrating.
00:55:30I brought Prosecco.
00:55:31No, yeah.
00:55:33No, I'm good.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:36Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:55:38You can tell me anything.
00:55:41Is it Michelangelo?
00:55:43Is everything okay?
00:55:45If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:55:47I will take that man thong
00:55:49and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:51that it will cut him in two.
00:55:53It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:55:57It's me.
00:56:00I have to tell you something.
00:56:05I cannot believe that they convinced you
00:56:08to do an arranged marriage.
00:56:11What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:56:13It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:56:16And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:56:20Actually, he's not that bad.
00:56:23I kind of like him.
00:56:26Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:56:29We need to get you out of there.
00:56:32Betsy, I have real feelings right now.
00:56:36But...
00:56:38What about the tabloid stories?
00:56:40You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:56:43They banned him for life.
00:56:45You'll never go to Epcot.
00:56:47He's not actually like the stories.
00:56:50Or at least not to me.
00:56:53He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:56:56Amelia, if you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:04What if you meet him?
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:07Meet him.
00:57:08Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:10Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:57:12Don't count on it.
00:57:13Please, me, just give him the chance.
00:57:17Fine.
00:57:18Yes.
00:57:19Only one.
00:57:20Yes.
00:57:23You won't regret it.
00:57:25I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:57:28You better bring the whole bottle.
00:57:34Thank you for making dinner.
00:57:36Of course.
00:57:37I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:57:39We need to celebrate.
00:57:42Michaelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:57:48You mean besides me?
00:57:49I'm serious.
00:57:50It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:57:53Have a glass of wine.
00:57:56Tonight's going to be great.
00:58:07It's enormous.
00:58:10Why would anybody need so much room?
00:58:15It's nice to see you too, sis.
00:58:19Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:58:24So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:58:32How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:58:3596 Dom Perignon?
00:58:37Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
00:58:39Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:58:42It's worth more than my car.
00:58:44Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:58:48$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:58:50It's delicious.
00:58:52This was made in France.
00:58:54Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
00:58:58So, who wants a drink?
00:59:20You hardly touch your food.
00:59:23It's a little too rich for me.
00:59:28Mine tastes great.
00:59:31So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
00:59:38You don't mind, do you?
00:59:40Fire away.
00:59:43So, I know you two have been having your fun.
00:59:47Um, but what's this relationship going to look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
00:59:54I don't think it's going to.
00:59:57That's cute and all, but what about her career?
01:00:01Are you going to support her?
01:00:02Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:00:04Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:09Let's see.
01:00:10Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:00:16We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:00:19See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:00:21You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.
01:00:25We know it all.
01:00:26Easy, Betsy.
01:00:29I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:00:32And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:00:36And what makes you such an expert?
01:00:39I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:00:41Michelangelo.
01:00:42You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:00:44It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:00:46She gets it from you.
01:00:48Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:00:50You started it.
01:00:58Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:01Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:03No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:07That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:09She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:01:11You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:01:13And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:01:16You know what?
01:01:17You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:01:19That's my sister.
01:01:20She just survived cancer.
01:01:24That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:01:27This is my house too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:01:30Not to me.
01:01:31You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:01:32I don't like this side of you.
01:01:34See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other, but I guess
01:01:37the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:01:39You told her?
01:01:40She's my sister.
01:01:42I don't care.
01:01:42That violates our agreement.
01:01:44Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:01:45A contractual agreement?
01:01:47Some kind of obligation?
01:01:48It's not what I meant.
01:01:50It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:01:52I love you.
01:01:53You love me?
01:01:55Don't listen to him.
01:01:56He doesn't even know what that means.
01:01:58Shut the fuck up!
01:02:00You know what?
01:02:01Maybe she was right.
01:02:02I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:02:03It's over.
01:02:10We need to get out of here.
01:02:13I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell
01:02:16rich people secrets.
01:02:22Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:02:28You could do so much better than him.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32But he isn't a monster.
01:02:34I shouldn't have said that.
01:02:36We can talk about it on the road.
01:02:38Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:02:42Play low for a bit.
01:02:43Mexico?
01:02:44Or Canada.
01:02:45Whatever.
01:02:46It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.
01:02:50Or worse.
01:02:52I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:02:54I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:02:57It's not like I told the media.
01:02:59You don't know that.
01:03:02We're liabilities.
01:03:04Loose ends.
01:03:05You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:03:11Get rid of that thing.
01:03:13They could be tracking us right now.
01:03:16Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day.
01:03:21See?
01:03:22You could have a sniper on us.
01:03:28It's Romulus.
01:03:29Hey, Romulus.
01:03:31What?
01:03:33What do you mean, Gucci's missing?
01:03:47You came.
01:03:49Against my better judgment.
01:03:52I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:03:54I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:04:00You should punish me for straying.
01:04:04You make me sick.
01:04:06I make me sick.
01:04:16Nice underwear.
01:04:20It's a great craftsmanship.
01:04:26Okay, let's get this over with.
01:04:32Is that all you have to say?
01:04:34Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:04:37I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:04:41I thought I wanted this.
01:04:44But I don't.
01:04:47I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:04:52Amelia broke up with me.
01:04:57It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:03Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.
01:05:06I am fucking devastated.
01:05:09And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:05:12And she just wanted to come back to me.
01:05:18Hey there.
01:05:24Amelia?
01:05:26Hi, Dad.
01:05:29Gucci's gone?
01:05:30I'll be right there.
01:05:34What?
01:05:39Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:05:48We're practically in the house and then all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket.
01:05:52I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:05:56Well, we can help you find him.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:00Right?
01:06:02Good, thanks.
01:06:04Gucci!
01:06:05This better not be a trap.
01:06:07Just come on.
01:06:10Gucci!
01:06:11Gucci!
01:06:12Gucci!
01:06:13Gucci!
01:06:13Gucci!
01:06:13Hey, hey, hey, where's Michelangelo?
01:06:15Huh?
01:06:15I thought you were both together.
01:06:16Why isn't he here with you?
01:06:17Oh, um, he's...
01:06:19Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:06:22Where were you?
01:06:23I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:06:26It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:06:28If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:06:31Smart move, kid.
01:06:33Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto.
01:06:35Yeah, that's it.
01:06:39Give me the irk.
01:06:51Gucci!
01:06:58It's hopeless.
01:07:00We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:04We're never gonna find him.
01:07:06Don't give up, Dad.
01:07:07He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:09Keep looking.
01:07:09He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:07:12See?
01:07:13They're not gonna kill us.
01:07:14I do have to admit, though,
01:07:17I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:07:19He's really there for his dad.
01:07:22His dad's dog.
01:07:24So you approve now?
01:07:26They didn't say that.
01:07:29Gucci!
01:07:33Gucci!
01:07:34My boy's back!
01:07:37Oh!
01:07:43Okay, okay, I'm a little closer to approving.
01:07:53I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:01A little.
01:08:04It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:08They just leave out part of the story.
01:08:11Amelia, can we talk?
01:08:16Please?
01:08:20Amelia, can we talk?
01:08:24Please?
01:08:26Okay.
01:08:36Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:08:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:08:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:08:55Thanks for saying that. I needed to hear that.
01:09:00And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:04You're not one.
01:09:06I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:09Most of them are good.
01:09:12I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:09:15I'm not.
01:09:19You're not? What do you mean?
01:09:23Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:09:30And I don't want some silly piece of paper to pee the reason that we stay together.
01:09:36I want to know that our love is real.
01:09:40Dad.
01:09:41What is this, son?
01:09:43I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:09:47Why, son?
01:09:49Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:09:52And not because of some legal obligation.
01:09:58But because she wants to.
01:10:04Consider our contract null and void.
01:10:14Amelia.
01:10:15What will it be?
01:10:19Will you marry me?
01:10:23Will you marry me?
01:10:26Yes.
01:10:27I'll marry you.
01:10:35I'll marry you.
01:10:43You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:10:47And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:10:50Look at me.
01:10:51I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:10:55All right, all right, all right, you two.
01:10:57That's enough, all right?
01:10:59We spent this whole night together.
01:11:01Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:03We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:06Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:09I think I can get used to it.
01:11:11And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:11:13I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:11:18We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:11:21It was worth a try.
01:11:46And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:11:49Michelangelo?
01:11:56Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:12:02I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:12:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:12:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father
01:12:23this year.
01:12:24And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into
01:12:34the doggy daycare you've always dreamt of.
01:12:41Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:12:47I love you so much.
01:12:55I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model, but here we are.
01:13:02Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live
01:13:05life to the fullest, something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:13:14And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:13:20I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:13:25With the power vested in me by Almighty God, and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce
01:13:31you husband and wife.
01:13:33You may kiss your bride.
01:13:43Thanks.
01:13:45I'm Betsy.
01:13:46Amelia's sister.
01:13:48I'm Jake.
01:13:49Another dog walker.
01:13:51It's crazy, you know, given my sister, but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:13:57Me too!
01:13:59Woo!
01:13:59Woo-hoo!
01:14:00Woo!
01:14:01Woo!
01:14:02Woo!
01:14:06Woo!
01:14:10Woo!
01:14:14Woo!
01:14:15Woo!
01:14:15Woo!
01:14:16Woo!
01:14:16Woo!
01:14:16Woo!
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