- 2 months ago
My Cold Ceo Is My Baby's Dad
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:26The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end.
00:00:31You mean nothing at all?
00:00:33Have you considered that perhaps she's already left L.A.?
00:00:36You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:38I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:40I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:45No, no, no.
00:00:46Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay?
00:00:51Bye.
00:01:00I'm so fucked up.
00:01:23Oh, boy.
00:01:53Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?
00:01:59Honey, I told you this before.
00:02:01I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:03But you have a token.
00:02:05You mean the ring?
00:02:06You know that that's lost?
00:02:11Oh.
00:02:14K Group at record high profits this year
00:02:16thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King,
00:02:19who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:24Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:27He looks just like me.
00:02:29I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:31Okay.
00:02:32Then who is my dad?
00:02:36I can't believe Blair drugged me
00:02:38so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:43Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:46Get on over here.
00:02:49Ah!
00:02:53Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:09Oh, crap.
00:03:11Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:03:14Cynthia won't be here, okay?
00:03:15Be good.
00:03:16Okay.
00:03:17Okay.
00:03:17What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:33Oh, my God!
00:03:35What have you done?
00:03:36Do you have any idea how much this stress cost?
00:03:38I'm so sorry.
00:03:40I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:42You have a nice face.
00:03:43Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:46Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:48Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:51But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:53Clean it?
00:03:55Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:58You think you can clean the dress?
00:04:00With what?
00:04:00Your dish soap?
00:04:02My legal team will be in contact
00:04:03with how you will compensate me.
00:04:07Oh!
00:04:07Raymond?
00:04:21Interesting.
00:04:22I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:26A pity, considering your mother's more into people
00:04:28like someone of my status.
00:04:30You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:33It's not the other way around.
00:04:34It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:36Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage,
00:04:39I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:44I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:46There won't be a next.
00:04:52I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:54Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:56I, I don't think so.
00:05:00Right, of course.
00:05:03Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:05Carry on.
00:05:08Miranda?
00:05:10Miranda.
00:05:13Wow, Miranda.
00:05:14And here I thought you ran off and eloped
00:05:16with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:21Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:24Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:25Did you find another target?
00:05:26Who's the poor old soul this time
00:05:29from Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:30Miranda, what are you...
00:05:32Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:36Chardonnay?
00:05:38Sure.
00:05:40Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you
00:05:42just because you're back.
00:05:44We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:47Congratulations.
00:05:48That's none of my business.
00:05:49Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:52If you take one look at my fiancé,
00:05:55I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:57Do you understand?
00:05:57Let go of me.
00:06:03You're fired.
00:06:04What?
00:06:04Why?
00:06:05Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:07That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:09But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:11It was an accident.
00:06:12Miss Alicia might be fine with it,
00:06:14but we're not.
00:06:16This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation
00:06:18of this catering company.
00:06:19Do you understand?
00:06:20Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:22I can't lose this job.
00:06:24You know,
00:06:25I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:29If you are serious about this position,
00:06:33we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:35I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:41In your dreams, perv.
00:06:43I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:54Have we met somewhere before?
00:07:01Sir, your mother just called.
00:07:03She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:06Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:08I know, but she's already...
00:07:09Steve,
00:07:10can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:13I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:07:15and I can't do that
00:07:16when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:18You understand?
00:07:19Yes, sir.
00:07:19I'll try.
00:07:27What am I going to do?
00:07:28Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:35King's Mansion stays looking for a household maid.
00:07:39Six hours a day.
00:07:4010K per month.
00:07:43You do have an impressive academic record,
00:07:56but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:59how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:02Really?
00:08:02Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:05You can start today.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:06Great.
00:08:09I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:22How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:25We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:28Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:29When's the submission?
00:08:32It's today, sir.
00:08:33Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:35Blanca's not coming?
00:08:37I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:46Yeah, send her in.
00:08:50Newbie.
00:08:51Sir, do you know her?
00:09:04Yes.
00:09:07No.
00:09:08No.
00:09:09We just met yesterday.
00:09:11That's it.
00:09:13You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:15Yeah, yes.
00:09:23So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress,
00:09:28and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:32Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:35And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:37This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:41Are you a spy?
00:09:42What?
00:09:43No.
00:09:43I just work two jobs.
00:09:58Well, how about you tell Blanca
00:10:00that I no longer need your services?
00:10:04What?
00:10:06No.
00:10:07My boss will fire me.
00:10:08That's not my problem.
00:10:10Wait.
00:10:11No.
00:10:13Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:15No.
00:10:15No.
00:10:15This is my first date.
00:10:17Please.
00:10:18I need the money.
00:10:19You're beautiful.
00:10:20And you seem smart.
00:10:23So, tell me.
00:10:28Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:34Let's go.
00:10:36Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:37Yes, sir.
00:10:46What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:59Good grief.
00:11:00Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:03Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:07Get out of my face.
00:11:08Get out of my face.
00:11:27Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:28We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:32Yes, of course.
00:11:34Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:36I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:38Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:40You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:44Raymond.
00:11:45Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:46Hmm, this is his home.
00:11:51Oh.
00:11:59I'm going to try, small mother.
00:12:01You watch me now a little bit.
00:12:14Ah.
00:12:15Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:21Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:38Damn it.
00:12:45Why is my floor wet?
00:13:06Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:09Yes, sir.
00:13:12And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:14Beware of her yourself.
00:13:20I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:23But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:30But I was just on my...
00:13:31There's nothing I can do.
00:13:34Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:38We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:39What are you doing at my house?
00:13:49I'm working.
00:13:50Or, I was.
00:13:52So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:56Well, let's see.
00:13:59Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm.
00:14:05And now I'm here.
00:14:09And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:12I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:14It's okay.
00:14:17I understand.
00:14:19I'll leave now.
00:14:22Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:29Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:30About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:41How about this?
00:14:42You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K Group office.
00:14:48I'll even double your pay.
00:14:51Really?
00:14:55Thank you so much.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:56Okay.
00:15:00She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago, didn't finish her degree, now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:20Who is she?
00:15:21And who sent her?
00:15:23Look, I want details.
00:15:26Specifically, who she associates with.
00:15:29Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:32Granted, she's not very good.
00:15:36Sir?
00:15:38She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:41I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:44So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:49Yes, sir.
00:15:49And, uh, one last thing.
00:15:52Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:56Patrick and Blair.
00:16:00I'll be there.
00:16:02Yes, sir.
00:16:02Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:21What are you, a maid?
00:16:25Hey, where are you going?
00:16:27Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:29Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:31That's more like it.
00:16:40Excuse me.
00:16:52Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:55Of course, I'm just, um, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:16:59Yeah.
00:17:01Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:10Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:12Ha ha!
00:17:13What are you talking about?
00:17:14Oh!
00:17:17Oh!
00:17:18Miranda!
00:17:24What were you thinking?
00:17:29Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:34So?
00:17:35I, I am so sorry.
00:17:37Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:41Because I've been busy.
00:17:42I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:44Oh, okay, so it's my fault now?
00:17:46No, no, not at all.
00:17:50You know,
00:17:51I would stay sharp if I was you, because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:57You know what?
00:18:02I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:18:05I quit.
00:18:09We'll be back.
00:18:10Maybe little spy game isn't over.
00:18:19Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:21Let me help you.
00:18:22Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:22Okay, you can do this.
00:18:31You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:33You can do this for Kirk,
00:18:34for a better life.
00:18:36I can handle it myself.
00:18:38Where's Patrick?
00:18:39I don't know.
00:18:40He's not here yet.
00:18:41Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:49Three, two, one.
00:18:52Welcome back.
00:18:57Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:59Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:19:02Do you have a preference?
00:19:05Anyone will do.
00:19:11I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier,
00:19:15and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:17Well, keep this up, and I might consider it.
00:19:24Miranda?
00:19:28Miranda?
00:19:29Hey, cousin.
00:19:34Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:39Miranda?
00:19:40Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:42She's just a maid.
00:19:47Hello?
00:19:48Yes?
00:19:49What?
00:19:50Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:52Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:53Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:54Here we go.
00:20:07You're being rude.
00:20:10Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:12No one's stopping you.
00:20:15My apologies.
00:20:17Your wallet, sir.
00:20:18Much better.
00:20:21Oh, and another thing?
00:20:24Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:26You work for me.
00:20:26I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:43How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:46Drop the app.
00:20:47You think I don't know what you're up to,
00:20:48trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed,
00:20:50just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:52I...
00:20:52Patrick's with me now.
00:20:54So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:56You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:59Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:21:04I'm warning you, stay away from the King family.
00:21:07If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:10You should be focusing on your Patrick,
00:21:12not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:24Miranda.
00:21:26If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:31You don't have to work here.
00:21:32Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:37Stop it.
00:21:37You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:39You're a guest here.
00:21:41You left without saying a word.
00:21:44Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:46But was that a lie?
00:21:47What really happened?
00:21:49I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:51It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:53You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:54There's no hope for us.
00:21:56That's not true.
00:21:58I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:22:02Just stop it.
00:22:03Come on, please, Miranda.
00:22:04Oh!
00:22:04What the hell is going on here?
00:22:14You're supposed to be making this, not getting in them.
00:22:17You are fired.
00:22:21Get the hell out of here.
00:22:29Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:32Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:33Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:59Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:23:01A waiter at a high-end club, just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:23:06What do you say?
00:23:07I...
00:23:07Like, really rich guys.
00:23:10The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:13How long is the shift?
00:23:14Just a night.
00:23:16A few hours tops.
00:23:17They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:21Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:23It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:27$1,500?
00:23:31Okay, I'm in.
00:23:33God, any shorter night, I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:36Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:38Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:40Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:43Yeah, you know what?
00:23:43Forget the drinks.
00:23:44I understand you were in ballet, yeah?
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:47We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:51$3,000?
00:23:52Mm-hmm.
00:23:53What do I have to do?
00:23:54Dance.
00:23:55Wait, what?
00:23:55Hello and welcome.
00:24:02We hope you enjoy the show.
00:24:05It's just one night.
00:24:07It's just for the money.
00:24:18They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:20That one, hey?
00:24:39She must be new.
00:24:40You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:42She's still good, though.
00:24:43Give me a VIP room.
00:24:51Yes, sir, right away.
00:24:52Anything else?
00:24:53I want that dancer.
00:24:57Ooh, good choice.
00:24:59Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:25:12This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:15$5,000 for what, exactly?
00:25:18Don't worry about it.
00:25:19I know these guys.
00:25:20They're very rich.
00:25:21Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:24It's Miranda.
00:25:26Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:25:27Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:30Hmm?
00:25:32And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:43Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:49I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:56What a shame.
00:25:57Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:59Yeah.
00:26:00You know, I can get someone else if you prefer.
00:26:02You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:26:05That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:26:08If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you $8,000.
00:26:12$8,000, not $5,000?
00:26:17Mm-hmm.
00:26:18So what?
00:26:19Like, pour drinks?
00:26:21Is that what your manager said?
00:26:23Okay, then.
00:26:24Yeah.
00:26:25Go in there.
00:26:26Pour in your drink.
00:26:36Let go.
00:26:36Let me see the scar.
00:26:38No, sir.
00:26:39You, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:46So, you're an exotic dancer.
00:26:49Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:51Hmm?
00:26:52What handler?
00:26:53I work here.
00:26:55Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:57What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:02I told you to ignore them.
00:27:03You work for me.
00:27:05You remember?
00:27:05Yeah.
00:27:05Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:27:09Okay, just let me go.
00:27:10You can keep your $8,000.
00:27:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:14I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:27:16You're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:27:17God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:20Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:22Why can't you just...
00:27:22Ow!
00:27:23No, no, stop touching the glass.
00:27:25Here.
00:27:26Ow.
00:27:27Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:28Just...
00:27:29Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:33What, you want to rehire me?
00:27:34So you can sleep with me?
00:27:36No.
00:27:37Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:39No, no, no, I meant just come work for me.
00:27:41And me alone.
00:27:43No, absolutely not.
00:27:45If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:48Hey, no, hey, look.
00:27:49Everybody has a price.
00:27:51How much should it cost?
00:27:52Hmm?
00:27:53How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:28:00Don't mind me.
00:28:01Carry on.
00:28:01Get out!
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:04How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:28:07Just tell me.
00:28:08Okay, fine.
00:28:10Ten thousand a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:28:13Deal.
00:28:18Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:25What is wrong with you?
00:28:28Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:30Should we send someone to chase it down, or...
00:28:32No, no, no.
00:28:34She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:37She'll be back.
00:28:41What?
00:28:41You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:43Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:45How about you put in a two-week...
00:28:46Please, I can't do this anymore.
00:28:48I'm just here to return this.
00:28:52We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:55No, please.
00:28:55This is not worth his time.
00:28:58Turns out you really are Raymond's housemate.
00:29:01What a plot twist.
00:29:04Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night, but you also shifed him and ran off.
00:29:10I like that.
00:29:11What are you doing here?
00:29:14You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:17Great.
00:29:18Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:32So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:34All right.
00:29:37Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:42You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:47Why would you let her quit?
00:29:49Raymond, dude, don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:53I mean, there was a kind of, uh, weird kink you had, um, I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:30:04Yes.
00:30:05What else do you want to say?
00:30:06She should be living in a luxury house, driving luxury cars, you know, waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:30:12Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:30:16Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:18You know, I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:21All right, all right.
00:30:23I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:25I'm just here to work.
00:30:26I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:30You're interested in making money, though.
00:30:32You know what?
00:30:36I'm going to go.
00:30:44Fine.
00:30:51I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:57Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:31:01Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:31:03Oh, so you're experienced.
00:31:05No wonder you're very handy.
00:31:09That's not important.
00:31:10We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:31:12I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:31:17You remember taking my black card?
00:31:21Get changed.
00:31:25I am not doing some weird role play with you.
00:31:28Oh, okay, so you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:31What's this for?
00:31:42Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged,
00:31:47and I need a date.
00:31:51And you want me?
00:31:52Yes.
00:31:53Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:55I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember,
00:31:57and the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.
00:32:02You work for me.
00:32:04Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:32:08Because I'm your maid?
00:32:09I mean, what would people think?
00:32:10I'll take care of it.
00:32:11Don't worry.
00:32:12But I have to.
00:32:13Unless you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:27Fine.
00:32:30Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:32Let's see if it fits first.
00:33:02This is your engagement party, Blair.
00:33:06Don't be impulsive.
00:33:07But Raymond is head of the King family.
00:33:09If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:33:12Okay, even so, you can't go against him.
00:33:15Maybe just not so direct.
00:33:17Patrick is second in line to inherit K group,
00:33:20and now that I'm his fiancée, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:24Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:25Calm down?
00:33:26If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him
00:33:29and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:33I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:37If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:43Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:47Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:51Blair, stop saying that.
00:33:55Everything's fine.
00:33:57Everyone.
00:33:58Emotions are just running high today.
00:34:01Fine?
00:34:02Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:34:05Blair, don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch.
00:34:12I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:34:15You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:34:17Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:34:19Hey, Blair.
00:34:20Jesus.
00:34:21Have you lost your mind?
00:34:23Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:28Come on.
00:34:29Let's go.
00:34:33I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:35And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:38I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:44Maybe that's what Patrick said.
00:34:46Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:50Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:53So happy you could make it.
00:34:55Thank you for having me.
00:34:56Yeah, of course.
00:34:58I mean, it could be bigger, but, you know.
00:35:01Anyways.
00:35:02Whose little brat are you?
00:35:10Whose little brat are you?
00:35:11Let me go, let me go!
00:35:12What, you've never seen a cake before?
00:35:14That's expensive.
00:35:15Don't you understand?
00:35:16More expensive than your life.
00:35:19Let go, me lady.
00:35:22Where are your parents?
00:35:22He's just lost.
00:35:25I'll go find his parents.
00:35:28You're asking if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:30I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:32I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:34Ow, you're hurting me!
00:35:36Enough, you little brat!
00:35:37Hey, Blair!
00:35:38What are you doing?
00:35:40This is not my problem.
00:35:41Oh, excuse me, where are you...
00:35:42Hey.
00:35:49Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:50Dad!
00:35:53Whoa!
00:35:54Whoa, I think, uh...
00:35:56I think you might be mistaken, because...
00:35:58I am not your dad.
00:36:00But you are my dad!
00:36:02But you are my dad!
00:36:03I'm my dad!
00:36:04Okay, yeah.
00:36:05Oh, uh, nothing to see here.
00:36:07Just, uh...
00:36:08A lost kid.
00:36:09Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:36:11Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:36:13Okay, okay.
00:36:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:15Just...
00:36:15Just stop crying.
00:36:17Hey, young man.
00:36:23Oh, crap.
00:36:25I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:27Why don't you come with me, and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:31No, you're wrong!
00:36:34Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:38Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:39Okay, buddy.
00:36:42Um, let's go.
00:36:44All right?
00:36:44One, two, three.
00:36:45Oh!
00:36:46Yeah, yeah.
00:36:56God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:58I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:37:01Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:37:03There's no way I'm going to deal with that lawsuit case.
00:37:05Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:23You scare your mother.
00:37:27Mommy!
00:37:28Okay, here, here, here, here.
00:37:30Mommy!
00:37:31Oh, Kirk.
00:37:33Judy.
00:37:33Ma'am, hello?
00:37:34Oh, hi, uh, hello.
00:37:36Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:39Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:42You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:43It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:46Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:51I...
00:37:51Something wrong, sir?
00:37:56Nothing, no.
00:37:57I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:59Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:38:12I'm sorry, mommy, but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:38:17Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:23You're not going to go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:27Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:30Nope.
00:38:30Nope, not at all.
00:38:32Okay, now who's going to pick you up in an hour?
00:38:34Auntie Sam!
00:38:35Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:42I love you, baby.
00:38:44I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:48Sir, they found something.
00:38:50They found the ring.
00:38:54Where'd you find those?
00:38:55It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:38:58A pawn shop?
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:01What do you want?
00:39:09I need to talk to you.
00:39:11Right now?
00:39:12Right now?
00:39:27Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention, please.
00:39:31As a proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:37at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:42What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:45You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:47Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:49You know, Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:52I just, I need to know, if you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:58I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:40:00We're done.
00:40:01Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:40:04Is it because of Raymond?
00:40:06If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:40:11And stop calling me.
00:40:13And stop asking to see me in private.
00:40:15Just stop it.
00:40:16Okay.
00:40:16Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:24The ceremony is real.
00:40:25For Al Patrick.
00:40:26That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:29Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:30Now.
00:40:37So, God bless.
00:40:39May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:41And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:44we can't wait for this wedding.
00:40:45Yay!
00:40:46Where have you been?
00:41:00I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:41:01Oh, so I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:41:05I guess we just missed each other.
00:41:08Now, let's get this party started.
00:41:10Yay!
00:41:10Yay!
00:41:16You and Patrick.
00:41:44I don't understand.
00:41:54Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:56Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:57What?
00:41:58Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:42:00Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:42:02Alone?
00:42:03Were you feeding him information about me?
00:42:05Were you spying on me?
00:42:06Stop evading the question.
00:42:08Were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:42:11Okay, can we just take it back a second?
00:42:13I mean, where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:42:16You're at my banquets.
00:42:17You're in my offices.
00:42:19You're in my house.
00:42:20You're at my clubs.
00:42:21I mean, what am I supposed to think?
00:42:22You're everywhere.
00:42:26You're everywhere.
00:42:27Okay, so there's been a lot of coincidences.
00:42:29But why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:31So that you can seduce me to gain access to information
00:42:35that'll help Patrick sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:38Okay, whatever business, family drama, political bullshit you're going through,
00:42:42I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:44I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:45I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:47And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:49You really want me to believe
00:42:51that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:43:00Because it's been working.
00:43:01I'm not here for you.
00:43:31I'm not here for you.
00:43:31I'm not here for you.
00:43:44I'm not here for you.
00:43:46Yeah, alright.
00:43:46I'll be on in a minute.
00:44:01to the office sir no i want to follow up on this ring you don't mind me asking sir what does the
00:44:18ring have to do with that woman from six years ago it's mine i think i gave it to her that night
00:44:26well the pawn shop says a young woman named cindy sold it to them last week
00:44:30she runs a women's boutique on rodeo drive we can head there now
00:44:41welcome um may i help you yes are you cindy yes
00:44:48did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the third yes
00:44:52well how did you get your hands on this was that you six years ago from the presidential suite what
00:45:02what the hell are you talking about where'd you get the ring then i snagged it from a flea market
00:45:08the seller didn't know what it was worth it only cost me 30 bucks okay well what did this
00:45:12person look like i don't remember it was years ago oh i do remember it was a woman around 40s
00:45:20her 50s no god damn it it's not her i'm sorry that wasn't her we need to keep looking
00:45:29set back to the office yes sir while you're at it just do another check on miranda i want to know
00:45:33everything about her who she associates with what she's doing in my life we've already tried sir we
00:45:38could do it or you're fired of course sir
00:45:49hello
00:45:53i am so sorry no i'm on my way i will be there soon girl i'm literally on the plane already
00:45:59kirk said he found his dad so i sent kirk to him he knew sin sin sin kirk does not have a father
00:46:07where did you send him i swear my dad does work here hey excuse me what what's going on here oh my
00:46:21gosh hey what are you doing here kid what is your uh is your father work here hmm you're my dad and i
00:46:30just didn't have to get on the plane so now i'm here hey sir is that the kid from last night yeah i i
00:46:36think his father works here just um send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that
00:46:41their kid is in my office hey hey buddy you like uh you like model cars yeah i've got a bunch of
00:46:49really cool model cars in my office hey why don't we just hand them over to the police oh we gotta
00:46:55find his father first but you are my dad do i look like your dad yes you do look alike
00:47:03uh well hey look i've got a meeting to go to so why don't you stay with uncle steve
00:47:23in my office and uh i will be right back okay
00:47:37is this your kid sir no i don't have any kids oh excuse me mr king thought uh i thought he might
00:47:53be yours because uh he looks just like you sir i'll get back to work
00:48:03stark
00:48:07do we really look that much alike no yes um i guess
00:48:23hey buddy you could be a businessman when you get older you seem to have the charisma for it
00:48:28dad i want to go home
00:48:46all right here we are
00:48:50look at that look at that look at that wow you really are a kingdom this is like a castle that is
00:48:58right and you are in my kingdom so welcome sir what is this uh uh it's just for a couple of hours um
00:49:10until the police you can pick him up
00:49:24where'd you go where are you
00:49:37uh hey uh where's miranda at she ran off this morning said something about a family emergency
00:49:47caller yes sir oh and uh while you're out just go to the store i'm not sure when the lapd is getting
00:49:54here apparently they're understaffed today what else is new but uh pretty sure cookies aren't a good
00:49:59enough diet for a kid his age and get them a new toy while you're at it yes sir
00:50:08oh my gosh
00:50:22oh my gosh his dad's
00:50:36i'm not sure what kids eat but i think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do uh also this
00:50:44car toy was all they had yeah that's fine hey uh any sign of miranda she's right there sir
00:50:52so you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning you can't tell me
00:51:07why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window you can't seem to explain why kirk
00:51:13seems to recognize you and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this
00:51:19morning
00:51:19oh goody i'm starving
00:51:26he's your responsibility now
00:51:28the lapd will be here shortly hopefully sounds good absolutely will do can do
00:51:40okay we're gonna play a game okay do you want to play a game with mommy are we playing pretend how
00:51:46how did you know how did you know that because we did the last time with the wig and sunglasses
00:51:52all right okay we are gonna play pretend again i'm gonna be the nanny and you're gonna be the little
00:51:58kid but we can't let mr raymond know that we're playing a game okay okay
00:52:13take him to the guest room and uh i'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops because
00:52:18they should be here by now no what's gotten into you no i will take care of it for you
00:52:34you are very clearly busy with stuff so i'll deal with the boy and the police and you just just relax
00:52:48and you just relax
00:52:58hi lapd i was just calling about the little boy that was found at the k group this morning
00:53:03i just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found and there is no need to send anyone
00:53:07to pick him up yeah okay thank you
00:53:18oh oh oh i'm sorry no no it's all right it's all right no no no stop stop i got it
00:53:30i can get you a new outfit that would be helpful
00:53:33hey hey buddy buddy it's all right i'm not mad it's just an accident it happens okay
00:53:40now go ahead and take that and let's go get cleaned up okay yeah
00:53:52oh thank you you can go ahead and set it down right there
00:53:56oh my gosh
00:53:57oh my gosh what hey
00:54:04i am so sorry that was the car oh okay well i thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for
00:54:27oh
00:54:31hello raymond king did you banish your cousin to texas do you understand how mad your uncle is right now
00:54:37yeah look mom this was bound to happen okay he's been trying to claw his way into the k group for years
00:54:42and he can have the houston office but there's no way in hell that i'm letting him take over the
00:54:46headquarters here in la raymond raymond raymond let's talk in person okay i'll let you know when i'm free
00:54:53i've got a ton of work at the office and i'm even on my way out right now too late i'm already here
00:55:07hey buddy all right we're gonna go up one two three nice just like the airplane let's go
00:55:15okay no no both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet okay
00:55:18hey hey can you stay quiet and play with the nanny nice wait what's going on
00:55:28coming
00:55:29i don't understand why you're making this so difficult
00:55:44i asked you to marry alicia not fall in love with her
00:55:48without her family support your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did i know but that uncle
00:55:53andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years do you think a marriage is really going
00:55:58to save anything your uncle aside you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate
00:56:05and alicia is your best bet the land her family controls is exactly what we need
00:56:13without the ability to expand we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned
00:56:18what's that uh no it's nothing i must uh pause the video i was watching
00:56:29tell me raymond why not alicia well look i'm busy at the office with with work and and meetings and
00:56:36work but i don't have time for this i'll call my driver no need i drove myself
00:56:51will you at least consider alicia she's not a bad looking girl either
00:56:55hang on yeah forgot my purse oh sure
00:57:10whose toy is this
00:57:15whose toy is this
00:57:19oh it's mine
00:57:20i got it at the store you used to love toy cars
00:57:37we had to put the greenfield project on pause
00:57:40was that the news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear
00:57:44and on top of that we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of
00:57:49days look i want a dna test done on kirk and i what kirk you mean that kid there's just something about him
00:58:00the more i look at him the more it feels like i'm staring into a de-aging mirror a de-aging no look
00:58:07you get the point just do it in secret don't let anybody find out don't let miranda or the kid know
00:58:14do it fast
00:58:16i want results as quick as possible yes sir
00:58:27hey kirk remember me
00:58:40remember me
00:58:47yeah the boring uncle
00:58:49uh well
00:58:52how about we play a game of hide and seek together
00:58:54i want to play with dad
00:58:57your dad's uh busy with work but he sent me to play with you
00:59:02okay but i want to hide first
00:59:04four five six seven eight nine ten
00:59:19where are you uncle steve can't find you
00:59:22ready or not here i come
00:59:35found you
00:59:38okay now it's my turn
00:59:41one two three four five six seven eight
00:59:46what's this it's the dna test result sir
00:59:59so we're not even a little bit related
01:00:03yes sir
01:00:07sir
01:00:09this is good news
01:00:10isn't it
01:00:11mommy
01:00:23take me out
01:00:25to play
01:00:26honey it's raining outside
01:00:28and besides when we're together and we're alone you can call me mom
01:00:32thank you
01:00:41the weather's just so weird today
01:00:43yeah we got a big solar storm coming through we've even got a
01:00:46solar eclipse in the next couple of days
01:00:48i heard something spooky might happen maybe we'll get super couch
01:00:52oh hey hey
01:00:53so um anyway what i was gonna tell you um two days gone by and still no sign of the cops
01:01:05no no they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick and so i told
01:01:11them that i would watch him for a few days great to see you here kiddo
01:01:15oh my
01:01:26mom mom
01:01:27mom
01:01:28what did you just call me
01:01:30mom are you okay
01:01:40so you're telling me that we switched bodies oh please tell me this is one big elaborate joke
01:01:53nope this is not a dream
01:02:00it's not rocket science you unclip you unwind find an outlet and there you go
01:02:06oh
01:02:25come on
01:02:29mom are you okay you're acting weird how long do you have to play in any game for
01:02:36it was not that fun it never even was okay sure we can stop but what did you just call me mom
01:02:43you said when it's just the two of us i could call you mom and now the game is over
01:02:50why do you call me um
01:02:53raymond father because i look just like him and in the movies daddies and sons always look the same
01:03:00well those are just the movies kid you know you gotta have
01:03:05some more kind of proof but there is proof
01:03:09what the ring if you draw and show it to mr raymond he could see it it must be his
01:03:15do you remember what this ring looks like you said it had a big green stone
01:03:19all right it's time for bed kiddo
01:03:32it's time for me
01:03:37i'm so sorry i don't have time for this mr king and i have a very busy day ahead of us
01:03:41i took you to a boutique on rodeo drive a few days ago we talked to a woman named cindy about
01:04:00an emerald ring what how did you know that because i am raymond king this isn't funny
01:04:05what is it some kind of prank you thought of what's next a camera and a big sign that says gotcha
01:04:10please three years ago when your mom got sick i found the best doctor in germany to cure her the
01:04:14procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes boss yeah what happened it's a long story anyway plans
01:04:28change and i have a job for you i need you to do another dna sample this time comparing my hair to
01:04:33kirk's no not miranda's yes sir for the better of k group you need to give alicia a chance why don't
01:04:50you invite her to dinner tonight miranda why don't you go clean the bedroom or something this is a private
01:04:57conversation steve why don't you join us
01:05:14uh no thanks mr miss mrs king i have stuff to do with the office where can i find um you know mr uh
01:05:23uh uh miss miranda thank you what is going on with everyone today
01:05:37keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month
01:05:40so he is my son sir not to interrupt your uh midlife crisis but we have another problem
01:06:00you have six meetings today okay and
01:06:03okay don't worry sir i mean miranda we have a plan
01:06:33uh
01:06:50ladies and gentlemen uh i would like to introduce to you today my new advisor miranda
01:06:58uh she will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting and i trust that you
01:07:06will treat her with the same amount of respect that you treat me with your boss raymond kate
01:07:28so any idea on how to fix this no not a clue
01:07:45mr king's office mm-hmm okay steve needs me stay here and wait for me
01:07:54this is already my fifth coffee today god how much coffee does one person have to drink for a caffeine
01:08:03tolerance to be this high
01:08:08like i said that just it looks really good on you what are you doing oh it's you that clumsy waitress
01:08:20what are you doing here oh i get it you put those looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed
01:08:26i always knew you were a gold digger
01:08:28fuck off
01:08:31hey
01:08:34get back here
01:08:38so what experimenting with my love life what no
01:08:43your mother was talking to me about how alicia is the perfect match for you and
01:08:47look i was just doing you a favor by making the first move a favor
01:08:52you think setting me up with another woman is doing me a favor
01:08:57another woman i i don't understand
01:09:04what's happening
01:09:04what's happening it's just a solar eclipse don't sidetrack it
01:09:15i'm sorry like it is so funny you looking at me like that with my face is
01:09:21is that actually how i look like when i'm at it
01:09:24well it's your face no i just think you're doing it a little bit different
01:09:27how how would i be doing something differently i don't know maybe it's the uh oh it's the hair i
01:09:31never do my hair like that i like it though it gives me a more professional feel this is
01:09:36exactly how you do your hair no no it's not at all i think you don't have your hair like that
01:09:41i always have my hair like that what did you do to my hair no your part is weird i don't know
01:09:45what you did yeah look at that okay so i don't have like your lips your hair your lips your hair
01:09:50your eyes everything don't talk about my hair hey don't try to sidetrack it it's just the end of the solar eclipse
01:10:10so we got our bodies back just like that what was that some kind of joke from the sun yeah it's
01:10:24perfect timing too we've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes and i was trying to figure
01:10:29out how i was going to do it in your body you stay here and you figure out a reason why you've been
01:10:33lying to me for weeks what are you talking about why you didn't tell me kirk is my son
01:10:49so you're telling me it was you the whole time i mean didn't you recognize me well that night i was
01:10:58drugged and my memory was all fuzzy then i found out i was pregnant but i didn't remember what you
01:11:03looked like but but i went and i asked the hotel staff and they wouldn't tell me anything and so
01:11:07i ran out of options okay what about the ring then i sold it you know there was a time where kirk
01:11:18and i really struggled to get by what about you why didn't you recognize me well uh you know i was
01:11:26pretty messed up that night too but i was looking for you for years i mean i sent steve on hundreds and
01:11:33thousands of wild goose chases but we could never come up with anything but here you are
01:11:39i'm so sorry that i accused you of being a spy sent by my cousin's family
01:11:45it's okay i mean i haven't forgiven you quite yet mr king okay well what can i do to earn your
01:11:52forgiveness you can start by being a dad oh you know what kid i uh i think you might be right
01:12:08about what about what we do look alike i knew it hey kiddo what do you want for dinner tonight
01:12:18pizza
01:12:23okay it's pizza then let's go get some pizza
01:12:30let's go
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